Thursday, December 15, 2011

Er...

...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.

Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?

Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!

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  1. *minion reads all posts*

    By the way Derek, how do you feel about making children read? The kid I teach ENglish to used to hate reading and writing... until he got introduced to a certain skeleton detective.... :D

    Thanks for making my job easier!

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  2. HEY GUYS! 3 POSTS! WOW DEREK YOU MUST LOVE ME/US! :P

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  3. WE ARE LOVED! HUZZAH! And I'm going to make a character here anyway.

    This character is an elephant. His name is Anthony Goldstein B'Berg Bergchem. He is obviously a devout Je...







    di. He lives on Mars. Is friends with Dumbledore the talking human. And he's actually a living elephant scultpure made of cheese. His ability is to pretend to be an elephant and not a cheese sculpture.

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  4. Oh! Derek! I need your permission to design a T-shirt with a picture of your face on it. It will be awesome if you said yes.

    Many thanks

    Octa

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  5. DEREK. GET YO ASS ON BEBO RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN. WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS SAY, EH? IF THEY KNEW YOU WERE JUST GALAVANTING ABOUT THE INTERNET LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS? YOU HAVE A WIFE TO MAKE SURE DOESN'T BRING ABOUT ARMAGEDDON.
    GO SEE HER, RIGHT NOW. GO ONTO BEBO AND SAY "Hello, Flaring my wife, still not bringing about the end of the world, I hope? That's Darquesse's job, you know!"

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  6. Hi!
    Oooh I'm quitte near the top!
    Oh, Kal, um, just wondering, HAVE YOU GOT DB YET *bounces excitedly*

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  7. Three posts in one day! Wowwweeee

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  8. OOO i've never been this close to the top

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  9. WOW!!! I feel so privileged...
    although admittedly, I now have no idea what to say.
    ok... I'll just say that WE ALL LOVE YOU, DEREK!!!!

    ahem.

    anyway, all good. We need you to do 3 posts in one day more often!

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  11. USE MY CHARACTER!! But no pressure! :D

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  12. I JUST REALISED THAT THERE WERE 3 POSTS!

    I am NOT slow...., just a bit behind!
    Must go now....

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  13. Wow 3 posts!!
    I checked the website this morning : no new posts Now : 3 new posts

    Allot can happen in one day!!

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  14. this is exciting! we got 3 new posts in one day!!! *does happy dance*

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  15. heyy
    and chloe nice choice of TV programmes!!

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  16. DEREK YOU SHOULD SOO HAVE A COMPETITION FOR THE NORTHERN IRELAND AND SCOTLAND ONES ONLY!!
    IDEAS FROM UP NORTH AND ALL THAT!!

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  17. HEY RAVEN!!
    *hugs*
    I am good.
    How are you??

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  18. DEREK DEREK DEREK
    Have you started writing book 7??
    Just wandering cause I am getting like REALLY excited!!
    Which is weird since it isnt to be released for like, another 9 months!!
    But still!!

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  19. DEREK YOU SHOULD SOO HAVE A COMPETITION FOR THE NORTHERN IRELAND AND SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND ONES!!!

    NJ you forgot to add my area!!if you didn't want to i did it anyway!! and HEYY

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  20. its SUPER exciting! *is incredibly anxious for next september*

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  21. I'm really excited about the new book as well! :)

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  22. Tanith IS Awesome

    bringbacktanith.blogspot.com

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  23. Tanith Low, as you can probably tell, is my favourite character! She hasn't been the same since she got possessed... who's your favourite character? And I agree with the blog, bring back Tanith!

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  24. Well
    At this Minute in time Fletcher (out of the guys)
    and China (for the girls)

    But if Tanith wasn't possessed it would be her!!

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  25. Yep!My favourite male character has to be skulduggery pleasant! Hes's just so witty!

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  26. I dont like Val anymore!!

    She PROMISED Tanith nothing was going to happen between her and Caelan and she broke that Promise

    If/When Tanith is un-possessed I dont think she'll be able to forgive Val!!

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  27. brb gonna go take a shower, will be back soon

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  28. Fletcher (obviously) and still Tanith because i like the description of the motor bike it reminded me of when i first rode one!!

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  29. I Love Fletcher!!
    He is AWESOME
    He sticks up for himself in Death Bringer!!
    And I hope he gets a new Girl Friend *coughs*me*coughs*

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  30. I don't think Tanith will be able to forgive Val either! I mean when you make a promise, especially to someone like Tanith, you keep it or your in trouble...

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  31. I KNOW
    I want Tanith and China to become Friends!!
    I don't know why, I just do!!

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  32. Fletcher is also great though! He's also quite funny... And I do like his fight in death bringer, that's when you finally realise that he can stick up for himself!

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  33. yep i agree with ya Tanith. but if it was Tanith instead of Val im sure she would do the same thing...

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  34. Yes, i'd like Tanith and China to become friends! They'd make a formidable team.

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  35. @Rim, your probably right! I just think she's going to be in big trouble if/when Tanith becomes un-possessed...

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  36. I KNOW!!


    OH CHINA COULD DO SOME SIGIL THING ON TANITH THAT UN-POSSESSES HER!!
    Then they become Friends,
    Then Tanith and Ghastly can finally get together!!

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  37. That would be the ideal situation NJ! I wish that would happen! I think Ghastly and Tanith make a cute couple...

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  38. Wow nice idea i hope DEREK USES THAT SOOON!!
    and Ghastly and Tanith are soo amazing

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  39. Hey Chloe!!
    *hugs*
    How are you??

    And I really hope Fletcher moves on from Val he can do WAYY Better than her!!

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  40. @NJ, yes he could! I think it's mean that Val cheated on him, he was so nice and Caelen was so... Caelenish...

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  41. hi *squeezes the life outa everyone* im fine, u both?
    @NJ i agree

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  42. I know, I mean if you are gonna cheat at least do it with someone ALIVE!!
    I mean if val wanted her own messed up version of Twilight she could have at least had a werewolf in the mix!!
    Joke
    I am not serious, she deserves to be shot!!

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  43. well... i wouldnt got quite far. who would be skuls sidekick *cough*me*cough*

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  44. But she is DARQUESSE
    if she doesnt Die she will kill EVERYONE

    Including (my) Fletcher!!

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  45. @NJ, I totally agree! I mean Caelen is DEAD, AND a stalker, Those are 2 bad qualities in a person! And she does have her own mixed up version of twilight, you never know,Derek might just get a werewolf in!

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  46. And yes, if someone doesn't kill/help her, she will kill everyone without hesitation!

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  47. that would be Sooooo cwl, what do you think will happen between skul and china?

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  48. hey slow down ur rant!!! if fletchers hair grows any more u could calll him a werewolf!!

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  49. Well I think we are gonna learn more to what happened when China get his wife and kid killed.

    OH THEY COULD HAVE KILLED A REFLECTION OF THE KID INSTEAD OF THE REAL ONE!!
    AND THE KID IS STILL ALIVE!!

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  50. I think Skul and China also make a cute couple! But China's living and he's dead, which could cause problems...

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  51. hahahaha, that WOULD be impressive.

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  52. no, i mean about the argument in book 6

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  53. That would be awesome! I can't believe China killed his wife and kid though, it's so sad! :'(

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  54. The Amazing Ideas I come up with Amaze even me sometimes!!

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  55. i think ur right nj, cos he is lord vile , and is keeping that secret

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  56. Yes, I mean, he liked her before, and even though China killed his family, it doesn't change who she is now.

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  57. i dont!!! she killed HIS FAMILYYY and he became a super murderer because of it!!!

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  58. *bows*
    Thank you
    Thank you

    You are all awesome as well!!

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  59. thnx nj, i knew there was a spark between china and skul

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  60. I think SP did something to her before that that DROVE her to get them Killed.
    I wouldnt be surprised if SP's wife was China's Sister!! If she had a sister that is.

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  61. That's something to think about! China's sister, if she has/had one...

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  62. well, mr bliss said in book 3 that she was his only family

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  63. @Chloe, did he? I must have forgotten! I liked Mr Bliss, I'm sad he died...

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  64. He said she was the only family he had LEFT.

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  65. Same I loved Bliss, when he died i was like 'WTAF?!?!'

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  66. same. i dunno why, but i got the play cards and i cant picture bliss getting killed

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  67. I almost burst into tears when Bliss died, and that's a first for me with a skulduggery pleasant character!

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  68. I want the Play cards too.
    Where can you get them??

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  69. i thought it was quite symbolic the strongest man on earth killed in seconds by an all powerful god it shows no one can defeat them

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  70. i got them from amazon, they came with the 1st book which i already have. i now got 2 1st books!

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  71. yeah it was i read it on the way to paris and i showed my mum the sentence and she said "please stop reading that book its too horrific" LOL

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  72. But they aren't indestructible.
    The Sceptre killed them...

    BRB Dinner time
    *hugs*

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  73. ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

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  74. anyone want to play a game of guess what colour shoes im wearing??

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  75. @Rim, yes, what about name that tune as well?

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  76. sure but im not sure if it will work :D

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  77. is it sad, that i know the shaggy taxi prank call of by heart?

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  78. wana guess my shoes cus its one round
    @chloe yes, yes it is!!

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  79. @Chloe, I don't think so... what are you guys listening to now? I'm listening to Taylor Swift and my parents talking...

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  80. a, yea, i get bored really easily.....

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  81. i like taylor swift, there is nothin better than revenge
    and
    belong with me

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  82. (Oh, and Cloe, wonder what your song is going to be?! *looks thoughtful*)

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  83. im more of a Coldplay fooo fighters atm im listening to my grade piece on loop cus ive gota learn it :(

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  84. Ooh, first page.
    Hellow
    what is it with you people and hugs?

    again, sorry if my writing is condensed and sparse, otherwise my moniter wouldn't survive the blog

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  85. well, i dont think you will know it, its about a highway man, it was made in the 80s

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  86. CAT *hugs*
    ive not seen u in ages remember me??

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  87. listnin to pogues, clash, led sep, zevon, the works.

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  88. yes, YES! u got it! listening to it now as we speak

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  89. ShaDow? is that you or something else?

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  90. I thought I might get it! And I love the pouges! :)

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  91. and the bells were ringing out for christmas day!

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  92. im at the bit where they start cussin

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  93. i was The Shadow Ripper not really changed u probs dont remember me. i met u on dis about a month ago

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  94. It's a song from the 80's about holding crockery... :)

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  95. 'ciourse i remember you!

    laaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeffffffusidf jdkfasasasasasasasasasasas eeeeeeeeeeeee

    KITTY! Aww
    dat was my kitty sayin hewwow

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  96. no idea...
    @cat what book?? or song????

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  97. Oh look where I ended up....
    well again I congratulate you (for the 3rd time) on the use of monty python quotes.
    I have now lost all inthusiasim and given up trying to spell......
    Well thats whats googles telling me anyway....
    :D

    Just one thing to say

    "NIEGH/NIGH/howeveritisspelt

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  98. Here are some of the lyrics..

    Don't push too far
    Your dreams are china in your hand
    Don't wish too hard
    Because they may come true

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  99. But who by? The band name begins with a T...

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  100. GOTTA GO I'VE ENJOYED TALKIN' TO Y'ALL BYEE!!
    *HUGS*

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  101. byee * hugs rim*
    the next one is a really fast song, by a heavy metal band

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  102. no.hugs.

    Bye shadow!

    NIGHT? really?
    cool. havent seen-er-spoken to youin a while.

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  103. the initals of the band are SOAD
    the song is just a bunch of letters and the starting letter is I

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  104. soz got to go, the song was by system of a down, look it up on utube. its really fast

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  105. i am rebelling against the question 'How are you/how are you doing?" 90% of people just say
    "good" "ok" or the like.

    what are your current emotions?

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  106. im gonna go now, stupid blogger keeps logging me out, bye all
    cya later *hands out cookies*

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  107. *pushes away Tanith*
    no hugs.
    byes to all of you

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