...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
1st! And okay, will do! :)
ReplyDeletesecond.
ReplyDeleteDerek?
ReplyDeleteDerekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
*minion reads all posts*
ReplyDeleteBy the way Derek, how do you feel about making children read? The kid I teach ENglish to used to hate reading and writing... until he got introduced to a certain skeleton detective.... :D
Thanks for making my job easier!
HEY GUYS! 3 POSTS! WOW DEREK YOU MUST LOVE ME/US! :P
ReplyDeleteWE ARE LOVED! HUZZAH! And I'm going to make a character here anyway.
ReplyDeleteThis character is an elephant. His name is Anthony Goldstein B'Berg Bergchem. He is obviously a devout Je...
di. He lives on Mars. Is friends with Dumbledore the talking human. And he's actually a living elephant scultpure made of cheese. His ability is to pretend to be an elephant and not a cheese sculpture.
hey
ReplyDeleteno 1 is onnn ?????
ReplyDeleteOh! Derek! I need your permission to design a T-shirt with a picture of your face on it. It will be awesome if you said yes.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks
Octa
YES SIR DEREK SIR :D
ReplyDeleteDEREK. GET YO ASS ON BEBO RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN. WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS SAY, EH? IF THEY KNEW YOU WERE JUST GALAVANTING ABOUT THE INTERNET LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS? YOU HAVE A WIFE TO MAKE SURE DOESN'T BRING ABOUT ARMAGEDDON.
ReplyDeleteGO SEE HER, RIGHT NOW. GO ONTO BEBO AND SAY "Hello, Flaring my wife, still not bringing about the end of the world, I hope? That's Darquesse's job, you know!"
Hi!
ReplyDeleteOooh I'm quitte near the top!
Oh, Kal, um, just wondering, HAVE YOU GOT DB YET *bounces excitedly*
Three posts in one day! Wowwweeee
ReplyDeleteOOO i've never been this close to the top
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! I feel so privileged...
ReplyDeletealthough admittedly, I now have no idea what to say.
ok... I'll just say that WE ALL LOVE YOU, DEREK!!!!
ahem.
anyway, all good. We need you to do 3 posts in one day more often!
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ReplyDeleteUSE MY CHARACTER!! But no pressure! :D
ReplyDeleteI JUST REALISED THAT THERE WERE 3 POSTS!
ReplyDeleteI am NOT slow...., just a bit behind!
Must go now....
Wow 3 posts!!
ReplyDeleteI checked the website this morning : no new posts Now : 3 new posts
Allot can happen in one day!!
this is exciting! we got 3 new posts in one day!!! *does happy dance*
ReplyDeletehi chloe, how r u?
ReplyDeleteim fine, you?
ReplyDeletesame
ReplyDeleteim watchin Horrible histories
ReplyDeleteheyy
ReplyDeleteand chloe nice choice of TV programmes!!
hi, and thnx
ReplyDeleteim watching Burn Notice
ReplyDeletecwl
ReplyDeleteim soz i got 2 go
ReplyDeleteI LOVE horrible histories! :)
ReplyDeletebye chloe
ReplyDeleteHello??
ReplyDeleteAnyone on??
NJ!!! *hugs* how r u?
ReplyDeleteDEREK YOU SHOULD SOO HAVE A COMPETITION FOR THE NORTHERN IRELAND AND SCOTLAND ONES ONLY!!
ReplyDeleteIDEAS FROM UP NORTH AND ALL THAT!!
HEY RAVEN!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
I am good.
How are you??
im great :D
ReplyDeleteWoohoo!!
ReplyDeleteDEREK DEREK DEREK
ReplyDeleteHave you started writing book 7??
Just wandering cause I am getting like REALLY excited!!
Which is weird since it isnt to be released for like, another 9 months!!
But still!!
DEREK YOU SHOULD SOO HAVE A COMPETITION FOR THE NORTHERN IRELAND AND SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND ONES!!!
ReplyDeleteNJ you forgot to add my area!!if you didn't want to i did it anyway!! and HEYY
its SUPER exciting! *is incredibly anxious for next september*
ReplyDeleteI'm really excited about the new book as well! :)
ReplyDeletehi tanith
ReplyDeletehi rim
how r u both?
Hey Rim!!
ReplyDeleteHey Tanith!!
I'm Great! How are you?
ReplyDeleteHi NJ!
ReplyDeleteTanith IS Awesome
ReplyDeletebringbacktanith.blogspot.com
im fine
ReplyDeletei joined it!!
ReplyDeleteTanith Low, as you can probably tell, is my favourite character! She hasn't been the same since she got possessed... who's your favourite character? And I agree with the blog, bring back Tanith!
ReplyDeleteYEY!!
ReplyDeleteWell
ReplyDeleteAt this Minute in time Fletcher (out of the guys)
and China (for the girls)
But if Tanith wasn't possessed it would be her!!
Yep!My favourite male character has to be skulduggery pleasant! Hes's just so witty!
ReplyDeleteI dont like Val anymore!!
ReplyDeleteShe PROMISED Tanith nothing was going to happen between her and Caelan and she broke that Promise
If/When Tanith is un-possessed I dont think she'll be able to forgive Val!!
brb gonna go take a shower, will be back soon
ReplyDeleteOkay
ReplyDeleteBye Raven. *hugs*
Fletcher (obviously) and still Tanith because i like the description of the motor bike it reminded me of when i first rode one!!
ReplyDelete*hugs back* will be back soon
ReplyDeleteI Love Fletcher!!
ReplyDeleteHe is AWESOME
He sticks up for himself in Death Bringer!!
And I hope he gets a new Girl Friend *coughs*me*coughs*
I don't think Tanith will be able to forgive Val either! I mean when you make a promise, especially to someone like Tanith, you keep it or your in trouble...
ReplyDeleteI KNOW
ReplyDeleteI want Tanith and China to become Friends!!
I don't know why, I just do!!
Fletcher is also great though! He's also quite funny... And I do like his fight in death bringer, that's when you finally realise that he can stick up for himself!
ReplyDeleteyep i agree with ya Tanith. but if it was Tanith instead of Val im sure she would do the same thing...
ReplyDeleteYes, i'd like Tanith and China to become friends! They'd make a formidable team.
ReplyDelete@Rim, your probably right! I just think she's going to be in big trouble if/when Tanith becomes un-possessed...
ReplyDeleteI KNOW!!
ReplyDeleteOH CHINA COULD DO SOME SIGIL THING ON TANITH THAT UN-POSSESSES HER!!
Then they become Friends,
Then Tanith and Ghastly can finally get together!!
That would be the ideal situation NJ! I wish that would happen! I think Ghastly and Tanith make a cute couple...
ReplyDeleteWow nice idea i hope DEREK USES THAT SOOON!!
ReplyDeleteand Ghastly and Tanith are soo amazing
hi im bac
ReplyDeleteHeyyy
ReplyDeleteHey Chloe!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
How are you??
And I really hope Fletcher moves on from Val he can do WAYY Better than her!!
Yay your back! *hugs Chloe*
ReplyDelete@NJ, yes he could! I think it's mean that Val cheated on him, he was so nice and Caelen was so... Caelenish...
ReplyDeletehi *squeezes the life outa everyone* im fine, u both?
ReplyDelete@NJ i agree
I know, I mean if you are gonna cheat at least do it with someone ALIVE!!
ReplyDeleteI mean if val wanted her own messed up version of Twilight she could have at least had a werewolf in the mix!!
Joke
I am not serious, she deserves to be shot!!
I'm good!
ReplyDeletewell... i wouldnt got quite far. who would be skuls sidekick *cough*me*cough*
ReplyDeleteBut she is DARQUESSE
ReplyDeleteif she doesnt Die she will kill EVERYONE
Including (my) Fletcher!!
@NJ, I totally agree! I mean Caelen is DEAD, AND a stalker, Those are 2 bad qualities in a person! And she does have her own mixed up version of twilight, you never know,Derek might just get a werewolf in!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, if someone doesn't kill/help her, she will kill everyone without hesitation!
ReplyDeletethat would be Sooooo cwl, what do you think will happen between skul and china?
ReplyDeleteLawl!!
ReplyDeletehey slow down ur rant!!! if fletchers hair grows any more u could calll him a werewolf!!
ReplyDeleteWell I think we are gonna learn more to what happened when China get his wife and kid killed.
ReplyDeleteOH THEY COULD HAVE KILLED A REFLECTION OF THE KID INSTEAD OF THE REAL ONE!!
AND THE KID IS STILL ALIVE!!
I think Skul and China also make a cute couple! But China's living and he's dead, which could cause problems...
ReplyDeletehahahaha, that WOULD be impressive.
ReplyDeleteno, i mean about the argument in book 6
ReplyDeleteThat would be awesome! I can't believe China killed his wife and kid though, it's so sad! :'(
ReplyDeleteThe Amazing Ideas I come up with Amaze even me sometimes!!
ReplyDeletei know your a genius *applauds*
ReplyDeleteWell I think SP will forgive her.
ReplyDeleteYour ideas ARE awesome NJ! :D
ReplyDeletei think ur right nj, cos he is lord vile , and is keeping that secret
ReplyDeleteYes, I mean, he liked her before, and even though China killed his family, it doesn't change who she is now.
ReplyDeletei dont!!! she killed HIS FAMILYYY and he became a super murderer because of it!!!
ReplyDelete*bows*
ReplyDeleteThank you
Thank you
You are all awesome as well!!
EXACTLY TANITH!! THANK YOU!!
ReplyDeletethnx nj, i knew there was a spark between china and skul
ReplyDeleteYour welcome! :)
ReplyDeleteI think SP did something to her before that that DROVE her to get them Killed.
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt be surprised if SP's wife was China's Sister!! If she had a sister that is.
everyone comes up with good ideas
ReplyDeleteThat's something to think about! China's sister, if she has/had one...
ReplyDelete@Chloe: I agree!!
ReplyDeletewell, mr bliss said in book 3 that she was his only family
ReplyDeletewhats everyones best idea??
ReplyDelete@Chloe, I also agree! :)
ReplyDelete@Chloe, did he? I must have forgotten! I liked Mr Bliss, I'm sad he died...
ReplyDeleteHe said she was the only family he had LEFT.
ReplyDeleteSame I loved Bliss, when he died i was like 'WTAF?!?!'
ReplyDeletesame. i dunno why, but i got the play cards and i cant picture bliss getting killed
ReplyDeleteI haven't got the Play Cards :/
ReplyDeleteI almost burst into tears when Bliss died, and that's a first for me with a skulduggery pleasant character!
ReplyDelete@NJ, I really want the play cards!
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDeleteIt was HORRIBLE
I want the Play cards too.
ReplyDeleteWhere can you get them??
Amazon.com or .co.uk I think.
ReplyDeleteOh!!
ReplyDeletei thought it was quite symbolic the strongest man on earth killed in seconds by an all powerful god it shows no one can defeat them
ReplyDeletei got them from amazon, they came with the 1st book which i already have. i now got 2 1st books!
ReplyDelete@Rim, I suppose, but it still was SO SAD!
ReplyDeleteyeah it was i read it on the way to paris and i showed my mum the sentence and she said "please stop reading that book its too horrific" LOL
ReplyDeleteBut they aren't indestructible.
ReplyDeleteThe Sceptre killed them...
BRB Dinner time
*hugs*
ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
ReplyDelete*hugs*
ReplyDeleteBYEE NJ
kk *hugs*
ReplyDeleteBye NJ! *Hugs suffocatingly hard*
ReplyDeleteanyone want to play a game of guess what colour shoes im wearing??
ReplyDeleteok,
ReplyDelete@Rim, yes, what about name that tune as well?
ReplyDeletesure but im not sure if it will work :D
ReplyDeleteis it sad, that i know the shaggy taxi prank call of by heart?
ReplyDelete@Rim, which one do you want to do first?
ReplyDeleteyea, i got a gr8 tune
ReplyDeletewana guess my shoes cus its one round
ReplyDelete@chloe yes, yes it is!!
do the tune first then :D
ReplyDelete@Chloe, I don't think so... what are you guys listening to now? I'm listening to Taylor Swift and my parents talking...
ReplyDeletea, yea, i get bored really easily.....
ReplyDeletei like taylor swift, there is nothin better than revenge
ReplyDeleteand
belong with me
(Oh, and Cloe, wonder what your song is going to be?! *looks thoughtful*)
ReplyDeleteim more of a Coldplay fooo fighters atm im listening to my grade piece on loop cus ive gota learn it :(
ReplyDeleteOoh, first page.
ReplyDeleteHellow
what is it with you people and hugs?
again, sorry if my writing is condensed and sparse, otherwise my moniter wouldn't survive the blog
well, i dont think you will know it, its about a highway man, it was made in the 80s
ReplyDeleteCAT *hugs*
ReplyDeleteive not seen u in ages remember me??
I think I might know it Chloe...
ReplyDeletehi cat
ReplyDeleteok.... guess
ReplyDeletelistnin to pogues, clash, led sep, zevon, the works.
ReplyDeleteI like the pogues
ReplyDeletenot suree....
ReplyDeleteshall i give u a clue
ReplyDeleteStand and deliver by Adam and the Ants?
ReplyDeleteyes, YES! u got it! listening to it now as we speak
ReplyDeletewell done tanith!!! your turn
ReplyDeletego on
ReplyDeleteShaDow? is that you or something else?
ReplyDeleteI thought I might get it! And I love the pouges! :)
ReplyDeleteOkay hold on... *thinking of a song*
ReplyDeleteand the bells were ringing out for christmas day!
ReplyDeleteim at the bit where they start cussin
ReplyDeletei was The Shadow Ripper not really changed u probs dont remember me. i met u on dis about a month ago
ReplyDeleteIt's a song from the 80's about holding crockery... :)
ReplyDelete'ciourse i remember you!
ReplyDeletelaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeffffffusidf jdkfasasasasasasasasasasas eeeeeeeeeeeee
KITTY! Aww
dat was my kitty sayin hewwow
no idea...
ReplyDelete@cat what book?? or song????
um i dunno
ReplyDeleteWant a clue?
ReplyDeletesurreee
ReplyDeleteyep plz
ReplyDeleteOh look where I ended up....
ReplyDeletewell again I congratulate you (for the 3rd time) on the use of monty python quotes.
I have now lost all inthusiasim and given up trying to spell......
Well thats whats googles telling me anyway....
:D
Just one thing to say
"NIEGH/NIGH/howeveritisspelt
Here are some of the lyrics..
ReplyDeleteDon't push too far
Your dreams are china in your hand
Don't wish too hard
Because they may come true
china in ur hand?
ReplyDeleteBut who by? The band name begins with a T...
ReplyDeletet'pau
ReplyDeleteYay! You got it! Your turn! :D
ReplyDeleteGOTTA GO I'VE ENJOYED TALKIN' TO Y'ALL BYEE!!
ReplyDelete*HUGS*
hi again
ReplyDeleteBye! *hugs*
ReplyDeletebyee * hugs rim*
ReplyDeletethe next one is a really fast song, by a heavy metal band
Hi Nights.Raven!
ReplyDeleteno.hugs.
ReplyDeleteBye shadow!
NIGHT? really?
cool. havent seen-er-spoken to youin a while.
Another Clue please?
ReplyDeletehi tanith
ReplyDeletehi cat
how r u both?
heavy metal? give me a time.
ReplyDeleteI'm Great! How are you?
ReplyDeletethe initals of the band are SOAD
ReplyDeletethe song is just a bunch of letters and the starting letter is I
im fine
ReplyDeletehi chloe
soz got to go, the song was by system of a down, look it up on utube. its really fast
ReplyDeleteGive me more time by... is it Whitesnake?
ReplyDeleteaaw, bye Chloe!
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard of System of A Down...
ReplyDeletei am rebelling against the question 'How are you/how are you doing?" 90% of people just say
ReplyDelete"good" "ok" or the like.
what are your current emotions?
bye chloe
ReplyDeleteHappy!:)
ReplyDeleteim gonna go now, stupid blogger keeps logging me out, bye all
ReplyDeletecya later *hands out cookies*
GTG, Bye! *hugs everyone*
ReplyDeleteI have to go now. Night guys!
ReplyDeleteHellow?
ReplyDeleteBye Nights! *noms on cookie and leaves*
ReplyDelete*pushes away Tanith*
ReplyDeleteno hugs.
byes to all of you
*Scowls at Cat* "Bye." *goes*
ReplyDelete4th!
ReplyDeleteheeyy dudeesss ;)
ReplyDelete