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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*waves madly* HI!
Hi Robin! *hugs*
You like my new blog?
I'm in putting the link now
Oh and my Aunt told me you could get 5' 14 but she is a bit dippy - I've changed it now to 5' 9.
Er, kay (you can't) I just googled it *superiorty* sorry Shadow's aunt and kay
Yeah it's only my Aunt - no need to apologise...
Ha, well then, I'm not sorry...
No I am it feels wrong..
Yeah, you'd never make a good evil villain... Me on the other hand.... *Insert evil laugh*
Ha, well *remembering* you didn't know my days before the oath... brb
back!
you wanna finish that story that we were doing the other day?
You want a chocolate finger? *holds out packet of none sugared cocoa bean chocolate fingers*
OK. Don't know how long I have though, my aunt might come back any min...
Ah, no thanks, I don't trust sugary things they're mostly robots
Okay well, maybe another time?
You think everythig's a robot... *shakes head and has finger*
No - we can do it now and I'll just tell my aunt no when she tells me get of the laptop.
No, well my first experience in blogland was muffin robots.
haha kay (We are in a forest being chased by men with guns)
Ah - that would make anyone paranoid. My first experience was Flame and Sparky fighting over who was stronger...
*runs*
They were MY muffin robots
Oh.... *still running*
Haahha (gunfire stops but they are still chasing) Now can we hit them? I'm bored of running.
OK. *stops turns and fires 5 arrows*
*Pulls out sword awkwardly* Dammit this sling is throwing off my balance *glances at Shadow*
Hey, I could of let it bite you - just take it off you should be healed. *touches 2 soldiers and hears rib cage break*
*slices* (more men enter through the forest (have the alliance got a big bad enemy group?) they look trained better than the previous) Great, just what we need. *slices of sling and flexes arm and fingers*
Let's go then... *runs and jumps landing behind some of the soldiers and kicks all their legs from under them.*
*flings energy at fallen soldiers* (answer the question : have the alliance got an enemy group we can use? I mean the Sworn HATE witches but they aren't bad guys, we just fight daemons unless we have daemon that is contrilling all the people) Fine but they'll be back.
(Well the Alliance is the enemy of the government which has been corrupted by Lyle so just use Cole and his soldiers. Speaking of which I need to finish off the next chapter - started it yesterday.)
Sorry got 2 go! Bye!
(soldiers drop down from the treetops and land on the two) There are just too many of them *circles to go back to back with Shadow* (you can cont the brackets now cuz i think we need to meet your friend Cole)
Dammit, kay tbc bye!
Sorry. Aunt needed me to do something - back now!
*back to back with Robin* (Cole walks up and shoves them both into a cage on the back off a truck)[I might need to go again in a min and I don't know when I can come back...]
And you're gone and so do I now... Farewell Blogland... *walks through portal back to Mortal World*
Da da dee da day day doe doe, dee da day day doe... I'm bored.
*throws a llama in a blender* *walks away, ignoring it*
What, surely you'd drown it in liquid sprout!
*runs up to the wall* *punches it* OW!
Walls have feelings too you know...
IT HIT ME BACK! *kicks it* OW!
They're not known for their great personality.
Hiya, inhabitants of blogland.
Hello...
I am, though. I'm known for my great personality. Did you not see the dedication on the last page?
Anything fascinating and exciting going on?
No - I'll read it now.
YES! I'M HERE! Isn't that fasinating and exciting?
AND ONLY TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! YAAAAAAAY!
Christmas.... Omigosh. Where did the last year go?
Uh... It's outside, stalking me. With Caelan. *closes curtains and hears Caelan banging on the window*
...What does Caelan have to do with it, dare I ask?
He's been stalking her all year along with Santa...
I've only known about Skulduggery for a year and a half, but I've known about Caelan for the last year.
*looks at Caelan through the window* YOU'RE NOT MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!
Okay, here's a question: When someone tells you they're being stalked by a vampire, how to you respond?
Isn't there some guy on blogger called Caelan and he was always on the blog when you were?
You tell them to live on an island in the middle of theocean.
You say, "That's lovely to hear. I'm just going to slowly back away now..." then you run away as fast as possible.
That's lovely to hear. I'm just going to slowly back away now... *Turns to run and trips over my own feet*
Yeah, there's a creepy guy named Caelan... Last time, he said, "Oh Valkyrie, you're so hot you're like a stove. Like a zesty pepper." Is that not creepy? I thought it was. He finds the whole thing amusing, I know it...
Hey it could be worse. You could be being stalked by TWO vampires...
Or three. Count your blessings!
Exactly. Always look on the bright side, unless you're Caelan when you'll probably just see Val's fist about to hit you...
People say that I am already stalked by two... Especially the twilight lovers... They're so annoying. They always come up to me and say, "You look just like Bella!" and I say, "No, I look just like Valkyrie Cain." It doesn't work, though, because they have no clue who she is... Even worse, is that my name is Bella. I don't even look like her! It's annoying!
That would be exceptionally annoying.
I feel your pain! I hate twilight but before I grew my hair people said I looked like Alice but with auburn hair.
It is. It is so freaking annoying. On the second week of school, someone came up to me and said, "You know who you look like?" and I just said, "Don't you dare say her," and they said, "But you look just like Bella!" Then the whole class looked over and started agreeing. It was terrible!
I'm so lucky- I don't particularly resemble any annoying book character. Of course, I don't resemble any of the cool ones either, but still.
I don't look like Alice anymore but looking like Bella would be worse...
I don't think I resemble Bella at all, yet somehow a bunch of crazy people think I do. I DON'T! I LOOK LIKE VALKYRIE! WHO IS AWESOME!
Valkyrie is definitely awesome. And infinitely cooler than Bella.
Yeah I agree. You don't look like Bella - you know how to smile.
Do I look like Bella? I don't think I do. Does my profile picture look like I do?
Bye!
Bye Shadow!
Bye!
And no, not really. I suppose in the middle of the night you might, but around that time, everything would look like Bella swan, inanimate objects included. You look much more like Valkyrie.
Yay! Smart people know I look like Valkyrie! Marian, you are a smart person.
Why yes. Yes I am.
Admittedly a rather egotistical smart person, but still... Ahem. Thank you.
*shrugs* I'm entirely full of myself.
Awesome/smart people generally are. Which is, of course, what I use as an excuse to explain the size of my ego.
True.
But I think, despite how egotistical I am, that I'm more stubborn than anything else.
Stubbornness can be a virtue. Like in math. You can stubbornly refuse to do a complicated problem and then, voila, you don't have to do it. Yes, despite how egotistical you may be, you can admit to being stubborn.
My mom always says, "Bella, being stubborn can be a good thing, but you're so stubborn it's just ridiculous." I hear that probably two or three times a day.
I hear that more often than I probably should. Especially when one of my evil schemes goes wrong and I insist upon continuing it anyway.
By the way, I'm off now. Nice talking.
Yeah, that's when I hear it too... Or if someone wants me to give them something. I've literally had people jump on top of me for something, and I still don't give it to them. That's a little selfish too, but whatever. I can deal with it.
*goes to the Midnight Hotel with Skulduggery*
*the door bursts open and zombies come pouring through*
*Skulduggery pulls out his gun and shoots them repeatedly*
*throws fireballs while Skulduggery reloads*
*cracks the table leg on a flaming zombies head*
*punches a hole through a zombies chest with shadows*
*the zombie staggers forward and I duck under it*
*uses sharp shadows to slice through the zombie's ankle so it topples over*
*uses the table leg like a baseball bat on the next one to come near*
*walks in the room* Oh hey! *looks around* Interesting.
*gets attacked by a big zombie and it wraps its arms around me*
*drops from ceiling, slamming fist into the ground throwing all of the zombies off their feet*
How are you Val V?
*pulls out Makhaira and slices a zombie heads off*
*makes zombie squares* It's a good job the stray cats like these.
I'm fighting zombies like in Dark Days. Literally. I have the book open.
*zombies tries to eat my shoulder*
*drops the table leg and is carried back, then gets slammed into a wall*
*crosses arms over face and drops to the ground before it takes a bite out of my face*
*uses the air to push it away and stands up, then Sanguine comes flying into me and we both fall over*
*throws Makhaira at wall, impaling several zombies on the way*
I'm good, if you were wondering.
*makes electricity crackle around hands and punches a zombies head off*
*starts making tower with squares whilst singing rudolph the red nose reindeer*
Hi Sparky!
Hi Robin!
Hi Val!
I thought I recognized the attacks...
*rubs chin, sees zombie coming, makes electricity crackle around feet and kicks his head off like a football*
SHADOW!! HEY! Do you like my tower *shows completed version of eiffel tower made out of zombie squares*
*stands up before Sanguine and grabs a massive meat cleaver*
*throws it at the zombie and the back smacks into its head and bounces off*
*hurls another knife and the handle hits*
*runs up behind the zombie attacking Sanguine and whacks a frying pan into its knee*
I see, you're fighting zombies. *Slams one against the wall with wave of shadows.*
Hello Shadow!
*ducks under a zombie attempt to bite my face, only to smack head against the ground as another one grabs my feet*
Ow...
*pulls zombies arms off and removes Makhaira from wall*
Nice tower Robin. *stands on it singing 'I'm the queen of the castle'*
I think it's impressive. *goes back to singing, pulls in energy and unleashes it on some zombies, they disintegrate.* HA.
*Swamps zombies in shadows making them like statues* Deck the halls with dead zombies. Tra la la la laaaa....
*Sanguine shoves the zombie hand into the wall and it gets stuck*
*looks at Sanguine*
*ducks under Sanguine's punch and thrusts shoulder into his gut*
*Sanguine falls back, but throws me to the floor*
*rolls and hits the wall then flicks hand and Sanguine's razor flies away from him*
*gets kicked by Sanguine and folds around the kick, lashes out my own, and hits him in the side of the knee*
One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
An army of zombies.
*sheaths sword with back against the wall, cutting the head off anything that gets to close*
*ducks under zombie swipe then stabs lazily* Gosh, zombies are stupid aren't they?
*plows into zombies and starts braking bones making them lie on the floor motionless* Do they know it's Christmas time? Feed the world.... etc.
*Sanguine yells as he falls*
*gets up, goes to jump over him, but he snags my ankle and I fall*
*rolls and comes up, Sanguine sprang at me*
*tries flipping him over my hip but he's too big and too heavy (Haha. Fatie.)*
*turns to him and he puts his hands around my throat*
*uses elbow to hit his chin and his grip loosens*
*punches him with a fistful of shadows and he's flung backwards*
*runs out of the room*
I'm bored now, they're too easy to fight... *dodges and stabs*
I think the zombies are gone... *slices off zombie head*
Yeah. Just finished a post.... That's why I wasn't here sooner. *kicks out at zombie from chair whilst reading a SP book*
Yeah, that was the last one.
How is everybody?
Good! A good Christmas sing song whilst killing zombies makes me happy!
Gtg. BYE!!!
Bye Sparky! *hugs* Merry Crimbo!
Making Christmas, making Christmas, making Christmas!
Making Christmas, Making Christmas is so fine,
It's ours this time and won't the children be surprised,
It's ours this time!
Making Christmas, making Christmas, making Christmas
Time to give them something fun they'll talk about for years to come
Let's have a cheer from everyone!
It's time to party!
BYE SPARKY!
I say we have a party! Who agrees?
Bye Sparky!
Yes Shadow ha!
* balloons and food appears including a cake with a picture of SP dressed as Santa on it* Let's party!
I do! I do! *makes a list of cool people to invite to the party* Me, Skulduggery, Jack Skellington, Sally, me, Ghastly, Erskine, me, Vex, Shadow, China, Tanith, Robin...
SP dressed as Santa *mind blown*
*Begans to DJ* Song requests?
I'm on Val's list... :P
*begins
*all the people listed arrive* Awesome. *waves to Jack Skellington and Sally* *waves to Skulduggery*
ERRY DAY I'M PUFFILIN'
It's a remix
I'm not. I guess I'll go then.
Let's listen to Jingle Bell Rock! I love that one!
There was a list? Can the Guinea Pig Overlord com?
SPARKY YOU HAVE TO COME! BE AT THE PARTY! I JUST DIDN'T LIST YOU CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
Of course you're on the list Sparky!!!!
You should still list someone.
CHRISTMAS CAN-CAN BY STRAIGHT NO CHASER!!!
Oh and Robin! Your comment on Chapter 9 - close but not quite right...
OH! AND DEREK'S INVITED!
DEEEERRRRREEEEEKKKKK!!!! GET ON HERE NOOOOOOWW!!!!
I know I just saw *disappointment* Is Jon even there?
@Robin. Maybe... *taps nose* I'm not saying a thing about it...
*tells Skulduggery Jack said he was a better dancer* *tells Jack Skulduggery was a better dancer*
IT'S A SKELETON DANCE-OFF!
DAMMIT
*stares in awe at crazy skeletal dancing skills*
Wow.... This isn't normal even for Blogland...
*aw the era of it*
*while dancing, and Skulduggery reaches over and slaps Jack* *Jack slaps Skulduggery* Skulduggery slaps Jack again*
*is laughing hysterically with Sally*
Flame!
*grabs him and throws him a the cake*
*prescence isnt noted*
Phoenix *laughs at cake covered face* how're ya?
*sees Jack stomp on Skulduggery's hat*
Oh no...
Hi Flame! Finished my OC! *laughs at him in cake*
Dayum, that was out of line.
well now that i was acknowlged even in a bad way.,..
im leaving again
Jack isn't able to stop on Skul's hat... His feet are way to tiny.
*wipes the cake off his face and mashes it on my own*
This is great! Red velvet?
No Phoenix *pouts*
*stomp
oh dear Robin i shall be back,
forget me not,
i think of you dearly, as i depart
I have to go... Bye!
Aww bye!
Robin... Guess what!
My iTouch is about to run out of charge...
*eats cake, pops balloons and acts hyper*
BYE!!!
what?
i finished my prouloge btw
i have to tke a shower.. ill be back in 20
Check my blog and BYE!
Kay, cool, see ya?
dont go anywhere
Wasn't planning on it
who's here
I dedicate this page to Flame and Robin's engagement.
I need to go now. BYE!!!
Actually, I can stay for another hour...
*watches Skulduggery and Jack continue to slap each other*
Ha, thanks Sparky. Lightning?
bye sparky.. thanks *hugs*
*does happy dance*
fastest shower ever!
Now that, is funny. *bursts into laughter*
what you doing robin..
and val 2 skeletons slapping each other? is this going to turn demented?
Oh hey Phoenix
I'm laughing at Skul and Jack and I sincerely hope not
*Skulduggery does a headspin and Jack stares in awe*
*bursts out laughing again*
me too cos im not in the mood
Mood= to kill *smiles cheerfully*
*roots for Skulduggery* SKULDUGGERY!! Hahaha.
Interesting, Phoenix *throws him vampire teddy* kill that
*Jack takes off his head and uses it as a basketball* *he spins it on his finger then puts it back on* *Skulduggery grunts, then starts dancing again*
That wasn't very impressive Jack. COME ON SKULDUGGERY!
*throws teddy into lake*
*Skulduggery puts his hat on backwards and starts rapping* S: I am Skulduggery, Skulduggery, and I... *he tries to think of a rhyme* Oh, forget this. *fixes hat and starts dancing so fast no one can see his feet*
J: Sally! You have to beat his little partner in a dance competition! I can't beat Skulduggery!
Sally: Ok! *grins at Val*
V: Oh crap.
Phoenix YAy dead Teddy
LOL at Skulduggery
"No matter what happens, we're in this together." Flame glanced around, all sad faces, all knowing there about to die. He knew trying to cheer them up was'nt going to help, so, he did'nt try.
Have fun Val!
*starts dancing against Sally* *reaches over and pulls out the stitches on her leg so she falls over* Oops. *grins*
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