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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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I command Derek to go there.
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2011/12/something-for-derek-landy.html
Ha, the Uncyclopedia is hilarious
Can we truce now Sparky?
Val...................
words would not be sufficent.
Val V I looked and laughed. Please check you e-mail. And help.
Hmm, that comment was meant for a while ago.
About what?
PAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTAAAAA!!!
I'm the tomato fairy!
the silence makes me lonely...
How many times have you said that?
do-do-do
I don't know
You should have been here for my stalking questions.
Sparky was not co-operative
I've gtg. Lates.
(>^.^)>3 DAYS TO GO!<(^.^<)
Bye Kim! *hugs*
Val? Sparky? Anyone?
hellooooooooo?
I dedicate this page to Valkyrie V. Cain.
Because she is, in one word, Brilliant. Just Fantastic. Amazing, Stupendous, Extraordinary, Excellent, Genius, Funny, Wise, Quick-witted, Intelligent, Inspiring, Nice, Perceptive and a whole array of other words that don't do her justice.
Val V, I am ever so glad that you were the first person I spoke to here, because you are simply Amazing.
It has been nice talking to you, and you are fun, always have a different outlook on a situation and basically on of the people I would call on in a sticky situation.
If only we could have a proper conversation.
My final statement in this dedication is:
Val V, cheers to you ya psycho.
*hugs*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That was SO sweet Sparky!
I'm gonna cry now...
No lets see if Val V's gonna read it.
I also need to ask her to send me something.
I'm sure she will. She bloody better!
Thanks Sparky, that's really sweet :)
Could you send me the insanity poem again?
I can't find it anywhere. WHICH IS ANNOYING.
Insanity poem?
I'll send it if you don't show it to anyone on here!
Okay.
But I want to see it!!!!!!!
That's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine, I'll post it here, then. But I don't know if it's even any good. I wrote it a while ago...
Insane.
A word used to describe me.
But aren't we all? Those of us who are insane are the ones who choose to be.
Everyone's insane. Some people just choose to show it more than others.
Those people who show it are just the ones who decide that they don't need to fit in,
the ones who decide they don't need to be what other people call normal.
They're the ones who have imagination,
who have creativity,
who have uniqueness,
who have potential,
who have a personality.
We, the so-called insane, are the one's who aren't afraid to be ourselves.
I love it.
Deep.
I'll be back in about 15 minutes...
Awwwwwwww. That's so cool!!!!
I love it!
Bored now...........................................
*hits sparky*
ENTERTAIN ME!!
No.
*sits with back against wall, playing piano and singing 'Paradise' by Coldplay*
*muses*
If I were to take a name. What would it be?
*hums along*
How long does this song go for?
I'm back
When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes
When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
And the bullets catch in her teeth
Life goes on
It gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly
Every tear, a waterfall
In the night, the stormy night
She closed her eyes
In the night, the stormy night
Away she'd fly.
And dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
She dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
So lying underneath those stormy skies.
She said
I know the sun must set to rise.
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
This could be para- para- paradise
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Could be para- para- paradise
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Could be para- para- paradise
4:37.
Val. That was NOT 15 minutes.
Well Sparky it should have finished by now.
I'm listening to it on repeat.
Para-para-paradise...
Okay, fine, it was 17.
Oh god Sparky....
I'm listening to a different song now...
*plays 'Only Just A Dream' Sam, Kurt and Christina version on piano and sings*
*plays The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack*
*sings tunelessly to land down under*
I come from a land of monkeys
It ruled by a giant peanut
Usually monkeys eat BANANAS
But here they eat coconuts
With a cherry on top, how delicious!
PARADISE AGAIN!
Oh my yes.
Actually...
Connor Sickle needs an item...
Never mind...
who?
*sings "The House on Shady Lane"*
There's a house on Shady Lane, by the old cemetery where the dead remain, this place is haunted, so they say...
'Give It Up'
*slaps head*
I need to learn how to play guitar...
*looks at guitar in corner of the room*
Here goes...
*takes up karate stance and watches fly with evil intent*
*plays three off-key chords, attempts to tune the guitar and eventually throws at a wall, laughing as it splinters*
There's a house on Shady Lane
By the old cemetery where the dead remain,
This place is haunted, so they say
With my two friends and a flashlight
We waited till midnight
Till we couldn't wait no more
We opened up the door
Did you hear that sound?
Did you hear that sound, calling from the underground?
I think somebody's down there
We should go right now,
We shoulld leave right now
I don't think we're welcome here
And that's when she appeared...
I'll stick with Trombone, singing (which I don't have lessons for, but I am reasonably good) and Piano thank you very much.
I have enough friends who can play guitar.
I can't get Lego's 'Gay Pirates' song out of my head...
*makes a grab for the fly*
*misses*
Scheiße!
...Oh, I'm scared of this old house, when the lights go out
All the ghosts come out at night
And they dance in the shadows of the moonlight
Don't open that cellar door
You've learned that one before
What goes in, don't come out,
And that's why I'm so scared of this old house!
*finally succeeds in trapping fly*
haha! suffer!
*pulls one leg and one wing off fly*
*pulls other wing off*
*drops fly on back*
*laughs sadisticly*
*cuts off Izz's arm* *laughs*
Well the songs over.
Damn. I have to get off now.
bye guys!
*backs away from the other two, then turns and sprints upstairs*
Oh bye.
*continues running away from Val V*
*Grabs arm and leaves*
*drops on Sparky from the ceiling* *starts screeching like a banshee in her ear* *grows huge fangs and bites off one of her hands*
*fangs disappear, flips off of Sparky, spits out her hand, and runs*
Grr...
*reattaches hand*
GET BACK HERE!!!
*electrocutes Val V and pulls out Makhaira at the same time*
*slices both of Val V's hands off and blurs away*
*regrows hands* *is used to being shocked and hardly even feels it*
Really?
*shocks Val V MUCH HARDER THAN USUAL accidentally making her faint*
Whoopsies...
Hey Sparky, if I were to do an interview for Ivy, what questions should I use?
How many people do you normally kill in a day?
Oh...
That wasn't serious...
How did you discover you had magic?
Okay... I need more...
Actually, I don't...
*is more than a little annoyed*
I could KILL the bastard who invented auto tune...
With any luck he's already dead.
And he died painfully.
*arches an eyebrow at Sparky*
He's still alive.
HE DESTROYED VOICES.
I've just been on the internet listening to people sing, and when I go look them up on iTunes, their voices are LATHERED IN AUTO TUNE.
They can sing! WHY HAVE THAT DAMNED 'helper' ON THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES???
Sucks for you.
*growls at Val V*
Don't you have EARS???
Ignore me... Having spack...
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Rawr.
Val V?
Sorry. I was tryng to look up how to draw realistic things.
...
I wish I could draw...
Hey, Val V, what happened to the dolls?
Hello!
Any one heir?
I'm not done with them yet...
Hi Val! *hugs*
How are you?
Oh!
Hey Lilie!
Hi Sparky! *hugs*
How are you?
I'm good, I suppose...
I CANNOT DRAW ANYTHING. Except, you know, that one picture of Skulduggery that I have...
Cool!
Great thanks!
*whispers*
Please read the dedication...
I'm proud of it!
And it's most definitely true.
Cool,Where is it?
Up a bit.
Da da dee da day day doe doe, dee da day day doe...
...
Lovely Val V.
I know, right?
*grins*
Very nice.
*grins back*
AWWWYEAAAAH.
*high-fives Val V*
Its Awesome Sparky!
*bows and noogies Val V*
*grins at Sparky*
*sings 'My And My Shadow' Robbie William's Version and swings arm over Val V's shoulder, grinning like there's no tomorrow*
lol
Lilie do you recognise my profile pic? Does it remind you of anything?
Sorry no.
It's Calvin and Hobbes.
*laughs*
*smiles and does random dance*
With any luck, I'll be here when we break this blog.
What should it remind me of?
(about the thing with you putting your arm over me and stuff)
Calvin and Hobbes.
I know.
*grins again*
*looks at Sparky* How are you doing a dance if you're right next to me?
I can manage.
*stops dancing and starts a stare off*
So your Mum though I could've been Derek in disguise? That's pretty cool.
*blinks*
Dammit.
What's Calvin and Hobbes?
Comic.
*hasn't blinked yet*
Yeah, she was being suspicious because I said that you told me I was awesome... She thought that could make you Derek, because she knows he thinks I'm awesome.
*smiles presses forehead against Val V, refusing to blink*
I am SO gonna win this time.
I'll be back in about 40 minutes... Bye! For now!
YAY! I won by default!
WAIT NO!
OK, Cool!
Bye Val!! *hugs*
Sparky Check this out!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_7780000/newsid_7787400/7787448.stm
Cool.
It's sculptures,,,,
.... on a needle and in the eye of a needle!!
Yes...
I have cards with them...
Sparky I'm back!
That was WAY less than you said!
YAY!
Now here were we...
*stares again*
I WILL WIN!
Hmm... That took WAY less time than I thought it would... I was back in like 20 minutes...
*blinks, swears and starts laughing*
*shakes head* *water flings off my wet hair and hits Sparky in the eye, making her blink*
*grins*
*realises I'm wet*
DRY ME DRY M-
*shocks self*
Ow...
lol!
So...
... How long is this gonna last?
Not that long!
Someone dry me please.
*throws a towel at Sparky*
No problem, Sparky. *holds out hand, uses the moisture in the air to form a puddle* *drops the puddle on Sparky and laughs*
NOT A TO-
*sizzles towel*
Ugh...
*grabs Val V's head, letting the moisture discharge into her hair, laughs as her hair sticks up wildly*
Bwahahaha...
*holds out hand and lifts the moisture off Sparky and puts it on Val*
*shrugs* *gets hair wet again, then lifts off the water so it looks normal*
*feels wet hair and sighs* I wish I could do that in real life...
Please don't get me wet again.
*sings whatever song comes to mind*
I'M IN A SINGY MOOD.
Fine, I won't get you wet again.
*Joins Sparky singing*
*starts singing Christmas songs* *doesn't mind that people are listening because I'm good at it*
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tree tops glisten,
And children listen,
To hear
Sleigh bells in the snow...
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
With every Christmas card I write,
May your days be merry
And bright,
and may all your Christmases be white!
BYE!!!
*changes songs*
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland!
Gone away, is the blue bird,
Here to stay, is the new bird,
He sings a love song, as we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland!
In the meadow we can build a snowman!
And pretend that he is Parson Brown!
He'll say are you married, we'll say 'No Man! But you can do the job when you're in town!'
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream, by the fire,
To face unafraid, the plans that we made,
Walking in a winter wonderland!
NO SPARKY DON'T GO!!!
bye Sparky! *hugs*
brb
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Over fields we go, laughing all the way! Ha ha ha!
Bells on a bobtail ring, making spirits rise,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Oh,
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A
ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!!!
I wonder when Derek's gonna wake up and post again....
Hmm...
Back!
Took longer than expected.
Wel there isn't anyone here!
I'll go find that rope now...
Wow. Someone has posted a joke character on the comp blog inspired by me...
I'm gonna lay low for a while...
Anyone here?
BORED..............
BOO!
*half of blogland die with fright*
DAMMIT *brings half of blogland back to life* woops passage isn't til next friday...
*smiles triumphantly*
Hmmm..
*kills zombie*
Where the hell did you come from?
*eyes dead zombie suspiciously*
*falls over and moans* I'm exhausted...
*smiles evilly and chops zombie* Woah. *furrowed eyebrows*
*falls asleep and leaves*
ah Val, you sleep walking?
*pokes Val*
Yep..
*leaves blogland* see you later people!
These books are the best ever for getting clever comments/retorts/insults from, then looking clever. LOVE THEM!
I lied I'm here! ha...
Not for long though *looks around for zombies*
No zombies *smiles*
*plays bagpipes*
*mermaid swims out of the lake*
I see you're heart, it is good (it speaks) come take a swim?
I hate the water, you know that *flings energy at mermaid* BE GONE!
*mermaid turns grey and it's teeth grow sharp, I run to the hill and draw my sword*
*it makes a hissing noise*
*Jumps and slices head off mermaid* Ha now you're dead. *lands in water and runs up hil*
What's going on?
Aha just stupid machinery being slow.
A page for the Golden God. Well done you!
To all the awesome people of Blogland.
To the Sworn. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
Bye Blogland
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DEREK LOOK AT THIS! PLEASE!
Y does no-one go onto here, the last is fullll
Really two comments, only two?! Derek post again or else! The else meaning I have no idea but I will make something up and it will be terrifyong and maybe harmful to squirrels.
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