Friday, December 2, 2011

Toys

Brrrrr it's getting cold...

After a bizarrely warm November, it's starting to get pretty cold indeed around these parts. Christmas decorations are everywhere. Shopping queues are getting longer. This morning I heard "Merry Christmas (The War is Over)" on the radio- the first Christmas song I've heard in 2011. And a few days ago I posted a TON of cards and letters to readers who had written to me- so it is OFFICIALLY close to Christmas. I can now safely announce it.

You may rejoice.

And the competition winners may ALSO rejoice, because the books I have to sign have finally arrived. I'll sign them all this weekend, have them ready to be picked up on Monday or Tuesday, and then hopefully you'll be getting your prizes over the next few weeks. It'd be cool if you could get them BEFORE Christmas, so that's what we're working towards.

There's still a lot of work going on in my house. I'm getting one of the rooms refurbished- COMPLETELY redesigning it- as well as the kitchen redone, and that's been going on since the start of October. Basically, it means a lot of noise and hassle and interruptions, so I haven't been able to focus on Book Seven, which I really would have liked to have started by now. But hey, I'm not worried. My house is going to RULE when it's all finished, because finally I'll have a proper place to store my toys.

A lot of you may not know this, but I love toys. I collect movie memorabilia and props and stuff, and also comic-book statues. To give you an idea of the kind of things I'm talking about, here are a few action figures...


... and a rather large Iron Man (I've put a book beside him to give you an idea of scale)...


Oh, and here's a 12 inch figure of Sweeny Todd about to give a 12 inch Ichabod Crane a very close shave...


Boy oh boy do I love toys...

As you can imagine, my place is full of equipment boxes right now, so I'm going to leave you with a picture of one of my cats- Pooper- doing what cats love best: clambering into cardboard boxes for no apparent reason.

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NOM Ominous said...

here I am not... so long, 'night!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi - anyone on?

Sparky Braginski said...

*groans*

I have to wear a DRESS tonight... Not for school, MY TIME!!!

*growls at the thought of Val V laughing at me*

I know you will.

Dragona Pine said...

LOL hi Sparky!

Dragona Pine said...

But I won't laugh at you, because I'm cool.

Dragona Pine said...

*nods*

Dragona Pine said...

Blerg... no one's here.

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Dragona. I need to go to the thingy now...


BYE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Sparky! Good luck wearing the dress! :P

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh and HEELS.

Dragona Pine said...

LOL, good luck with them too! ^^

Sparky Braginski said...

By the end of the night, I will have snapped at least one ankle.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, in which case, I hope your trip to the hospital will go quickly :P

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks, and now I REALLY need to go.

BYE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Sparky!



And I have to go too - damn school. I'll be on tonight, bye!

Lilie said...

Shame! I'm enjoying holidays!

Angel/Valkyrie Cain said...

Hey Derek,
to be honest, I don't see a point in collecting some strange figures-but that's you and I'm me, and I'm quite fine with that.

But a question is bothering me now for months: when the hell are you going to look for a Skulduggery movie?
You know, I've been practising for acting since that question came up and I'm always getting nervous when you write something, 'til I realise, that it has got nothing to do with the movie.
So meanwhile I keep writing my stories. But I still wait (I bet not only me) for information about the movie.
But I made up my mind a little bit. I thought-why waiting? Just starting. Thats what I always do.
So I did again. I made a little application and I'll send it to you soon. I really like your books, they inspire me. And the charakters made me realising: the charakters don't always have to be boring or quiet or normal. They also can be exciting, loud and totally crazy!
And Valkyrie is a very tough girl, she runs in everything without resting or even having a plan (well, except Skulduggery is her plan).

I'll really do this. You can't imagine how many people are waiting for that movie, and before my thoughts fade towards another film I could play in, I reather send you this. Please keep that in mind. If you won't answer to my application which I'll send you soon per email I won't try again and we really just want an answer (okay, maybe I'll send you the firs mail without the application, but the second with it).

Enjoy your day with your...toys.
And cats. And dogs.

sugercoating said...

I LOVE THIS MAN! I one waited 5 and a half hours to see him....and the other time i waited 4 hours to see him. He is genius, not a genius, THE genius!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Just saying I'm back :D :D I've been in France and have returned to blogland!!! So.. yeah... HI!!

Emma said...

If Derek is stuck into the Song of Ice and Fire series, we may have even more of a wait for Book 7, as they are both long and very absorbing.

Mind you, ASOIAF fans had to wait years and years for George Martin to produce books...

ThiefQueen said...

Hi there! Jeez, every time I turn around, another 400 comments are up! I keep hoping to maybe get in those first hundred but... I do not forsee that happening.
I really need to get on here more often...

Mary Contrary said...

DEREKLANDY! DEREKLANDY! DEREKLANDY!


GOLDENGOD! GOLDENGOD! GOLDENGOD!


DEREK!DEREK!DEREK!DEREK!DEREK!


Now that I have your attention...


You haven't added Death Bringer to the list of books in the Skulduggery Pleasant series on your Blogger profile yet!!

Just so you know. If you didn't already know, that is... though if you did know, you'd have added it by now, wouldn't you...?
Uh, anyway, It's not there, that's all I'm saying.
*coughs*HAPPYTWENTYDAYS'TILCHRISTMASDAYDAY!*coughs*

Unknown said...

HI taia!

Robin Snowscar said...

Anyone???

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello? I survived last night, no broken ankles.

I had a very Valkyrie moment though, as I was getting ready I was thinking:

'It's only his 21st, do I really have to wear a dress? (couple of minutes later) Okay, no I understand the importance of the dress, but HEELS?'

So on and so forth.

Sparky Braginski said...

Still no one?

Sparky Braginski said...

How are there no people here???

lego said...

well, there's me.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO PEOPLE!!!

(please ignore the thought of me wearing heels)

lego said...

hi pyro! if you're still here, sorry, I was insanely distracted as usual.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm here...

Sparky Braginski said...

Is anyone else?

lego said...

oh, here again. sorry, had to go for dinner. and sparky, I will happily wear all your torturous dresses and heels for you, I'm completely the girliest shit ever.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at comment*

I would gladly let you, excepting that...

Never mind, I'm just really... Petite.

lego said...

*pats head* petite is much easier for hide in seek, though.

Sparky Braginski said...

Oi! I said petite, not defenseless.

Anonymous said...

Hello people!

lego said...

defenseless? when I play hide and seek, I play to win.

Anonymous said...

You seem cheerful today >.<

lego said...

oh hello miss arianna! how are you?

Anonymous said...

Hello lego! I'm good :) How are things for you?

Sparky Braginski said...

When I play hide and seek, I wait till my friend walks away, and then I move.

lego said...

I'm okay! had some weird dehydration/exhaustion thing earlier, so I was all fainty and distinctly not fun. but now things are happy and sparkly.

@sparky- :/

Anonymous said...

Well at least things are sparkly now, that's always a plus.

I just realized an awesome song for a FanFiction...

Sparky Braginski said...

What does :/ mean anyway?

Anonymous said...

It doesnt have a real definition, but usually means mehh or unsure face.

Sparky Braginski said...

Kool...

Sparky Braginski said...

*puts hands in pockets only to wince and bring out right hand bleeding*

Whoops...

Anonymous said...

*awkward* ...

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrugs and ignores bleeding hand*

So when do you finish school Arianna?

Anonymous said...

Have to go now, bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, bye.

Sparky Braginski said...

Half an hour... How come, on the first day of my holidays, nobody comes here?

*goes to slam head against brick wall but remembers bleeding hand*

Oh... I should do something about that...

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

Sparky Braginski said...

YES RAVEN! I AM!!! HOW ARE YOU???

*shakes hand, grimaces, looks at Ravens bloody hand*

...Sorry...

Sparky Braginski said...

I said I was sorry...

Sparky Braginski said...

You were here ten minutes ago...

Sparky Braginski said...

I missed Raven godammit...

Sparky Braginski said...

1111.

nights.raven said...

im still here!
hi sparky! how r u?

Sparky Braginski said...

Good, now that I'm talking to someone. And you?

nights.raven said...

im fine

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry about the blood...

nights.raven said...

its ok
what happened to ur hand?

Sparky Braginski said...

Look at the previous comments.

*nods*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

nights.raven said...

hi

nights.raven said...

brb

nights.raven said...

back

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry, frantically looking for something.

nights.raven said...

its ok
hope u find it

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah...

Sparky Braginski said...

Still haven't found it... And now I'm having lunch.

nights.raven said...

i gtg, ill be back tomorrow sometime, night *hugs*

srry to leave u alone, i hope someone comes on soon

Sparky Braginski said...

Yummyyummy meat yummy.

Sparky Braginski said...

Aw... Loneliness isn't fun...

Sparky Braginski said...

Not fun at all...

Sparky Braginski said...

Not a bit.

Sparky Braginski said...

This sucks.

This royally sucks.

This sucks a rats ass.

Sparky Braginski said...

GAH STILL???

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks up from corner*

Is th- nope, it's just Canada.

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here?

lego said...

lolnope.

-HB/Joe- said...

Derek Landy.

Hi.


Listen, we need to talk... XD A while back, with your mass signings and all, a good friend of mine printed off some work I sent her, travelled to your signing, and gave it up- as well as a lot of other people's work, including her own.
You may remember her- Lenka Sweet, or Juliet.

After she handed you the folder I have no idea what happened to it- did you read our works? The letters we attached? The email addresses strategically placed? Hmm?

I would just like to know...cos...well... xD Everything we do is to worship ya, Golden God, the least you could do is respond :)

I hope you read this :/ I'll post it a couple of times, but don't worry, my spamming days are over...

Cya later,

HB

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here?

Robin Snowscar said...

Me!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Robin! *hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

How you doin'?

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm alright you?

Lynxia Lost said...

Could be better - like if there was some snow!!!
I'm writing in my blog right now, you?

Robin Snowscar said...

Nothing really I'm kinda bored might finish off some old stories

Lynxia Lost said...

Good - then put them on your blog so I can read them!

Robin Snowscar said...

Haha dunno whether I will, I'll put the beginning on... maybe

Lynxia Lost said...

Go on! Or I'll... I'll... NOT FINISH BLOOD AND WATER (name of my story)!

Robin Snowscar said...

NOOOOO!!! You can't I'll cry!

Lynxia Lost said...

(Insert evil laugh!) Anyway, gotta go now sorry!

Robin Snowscar said...

kay bye

Inky Flame said...

hi people of the internet ;-)

Inky Flame said...

anyone here?

darkillyria said...

Christmas cards :3 i wish i could get one :(

Inky Flame said...

I'm alone now arn't i? ( in fact i dont even know why im posting this as no one will read it :'| )

Lilie said...

Hi!
*looks around*
Any one there?

Robin Snowscar said...

anyone around?

Robin Snowscar said...

meh...
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one...

Lynxia Lost said...

Nobody?

Unknown said...

Shadow???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Crystal!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Crystal and Shadow :D

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Robin - like Chapter 4?

Robin Snowscar said...

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! :D :D :D

Lynxia Lost said...

I'll take that as a maybe... If you liked that bit you'll probably like Part 2...

Crystal? You still there?

Robin Snowscar said...

*bounces up and down with excitment* :D :D

Lynxia Lost said...

Should I start on it now? *Tease, tease!!!*

Robin Snowscar said...

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! :D

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay. I'll do it now. BTW it's three parts and I'm not doing the third tonight.

Robin Snowscar said...

:D I put the beginning of mine on here just for you

Lynxia Lost said...

There you are Robin - Just a little teansy bit teasey...

Lynxia Lost said...

Anyway - gotta go! bye

Robin Snowscar said...

:D it's sooo exciting :D :D

Lilie said...

Any one there?

Lilie said...

How are you?

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm good you?

Lilie said...

I'm fine

Robin Snowscar said...

good... I'm bored.... the days of blogland are quiet, too quiet

Inky Flame said...

hi everyone

Lilie said...

Why dont you go on the chat?

Robin Snowscar said...

nah, hi Chloe

Lilie said...

Hi Chloe

Inky Flame said...

anyone here, or are you lot gone now?

Inky Flame said...

o hiya

Lilie said...

How are you?

Inky Flame said...

i'm fine, u?

Lilie said...

I'm good

Inky Flame said...

good, good

Lilie said...

What you up to?

Inky Flame said...

nothin much, listening to christmas songs, What u up 2?

Lilie said...

Listening to SP audio book

Lilie said...

So...

...What do you like to do?

Inky Flame said...

um, well i like sports and reading, u? i saw on your profile that you like horses, do you have any?

Lilie said...

Got two

Inky Flame said...

cool, my 2friends like horses, one of them is loaning a horse and the other has a few

Robin Snowscar said...

:D yay

Inky Flame said...

3rd!

Lilie said...

Cool,tried to look at ur profile but it wouldnt show it

Inky Flame said...

oh, i havent written anything on there, also my dad is cautious so he doesnt want me opening my profile

Inky Flame said...

soz about that.

Lilie said...

It's ok

Inky Flame said...

now listenin to summer of 69, random

Inky Flame said...

thnx, still listening to sp audio book?

Inky Flame said...

got to go now, bye

Inky Flame said...

*gives hug *

Lilie said...

Yip book 5

Lilie said...

*Hugs back*

Lilie said...

g2g, sorry, bye!*hugs*

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Night guys!

Anonymous said...

I <3 SWEENEY TODD! I have the DVD! :D

GenesisAggelos said...

Yay I know no one on here ^^

Laura Jordan said...

Feeling rather lost and down, so I return to Skulduggery Pleasant to cheer myself up.

marmalade and other curiosities said...

hurray for M D. and fellow irishness and what not :L

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Is anyone here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nobody?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Seriously? There's no one here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No one at all? Pity.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

STILL NO ONE?!

lego said...

OH LOOK I AM HERE AND YOU PROBABLY AREN'T OH WELL.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae everyone!!!! XD

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Well, not that im not talking to ANYONE . . . . .

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

ANYONE AT ALL????????????? Most of us spend our time waiting for others to come on..... why can't at least 2 or 3 people b on at once there are enough of us to be able to do that so why cant we ?????????????? ????????? ???????? ???????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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been wasting my time wth these question marks. SOMEONE PLZ SAVE ME AND COME ON!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

u know i did more than twice of that but the stupid comment thingy mijigy wouldnt let me cuz i had too many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























































































SNIFFLEZ

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

questionmarks i mean for the comment b4 :'(

Sparky Braginski said...

*giggles excitedly*

Hehehehe...

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't even care that no one is here... Okay, I'm a very bad liar, BUT I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

I am very sure that a Val V should be here now.

BUT WHO CARES I'M SO DAMN HAP-

Oh, piss off Canada, you're ruining it for me.

Tim said...

Hi - love your books, and I'm a grown-up. When are you going to release the remaining books in the US? I'm a bit worried my false UK address for ordering your books (Starbucks) will be discovered. MI5 might be coming through my chimney this Christmas...

Anonymous said...

Meh. This post abt toys got me thinking. It is a pity we live in an era where licensing is a killer of creative story telling.
Imagine the universes greatest boneheaded detective going up against the universes greatest boneheaded sorcerer, Skeletor!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey Dragona! How're you?

Sparky Braginski said...

Still there?

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry, yeah. I'm fine, you?

Sparky Braginski said...

Good! I survived the *coughs* heels, no broken ankles.

When do you finish school?

Sparky Braginski said...

I can't decide whether I should keep writing Caleb, or write a SP fanfic with me as a character?

Dragona Pine said...

I finish school on the 16th. And I have a science mock GCSE exam today.


Hm. I think you should write the SP fanfic.

Sparky Braginski said...

KK...

*goggles at exam*

What year are you in???

Sparky Braginski said...

And I finished school yesterday, last day on Monday, prize giving yesterday, my brain has been turned off for the year, and I'm going to be spending as much time as possible here.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm in year 10. GCSE exams *Sigh* Sooooooo boring.

Does that mean you'll be on at this time?

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually, I'm going away for *counts on fingers* three days, but I'll be here most of tomorrow.

Good luck in the exam, I feel very outclassed as I will be in year 9 next year...

Dragona Pine said...

lol. Little one :P *pats head*


I guess it wouldn't help to tell you I'm 6ft 6... ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Dang. Have to go now. Bye Sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

6ft 6???

I'm barely 5ft!!!

I think it would be AWESOME to meet you, but not nearly as fantastic to stand next to you...

Lynxia Lost said...

Sparky? You still there?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yahuh!

How are you Shadow? When do you finish school? What year are you in, because if it's a higher one than me, I bet you're freaking tall!

And my mum just told me to get off the computer, so...

BYE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

So now I am on my iTouch!

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow?

Sparky Braginski said...

*stamps foot indignentaly*

Aw c'mon, I like her!

(speaking to her, that is)

Sparky Braginski said...

Is there anyone else he-

*random thumping and scraping noises*

What was that?

*looks around, suitably freaked out*

Oh, Canada, stop moving your chair!

Rosella Embers said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Rosella Embers said...

SPARKY!

*glomps*

how are you!?

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