Friday, December 2, 2011

Toys

Brrrrr it's getting cold...

After a bizarrely warm November, it's starting to get pretty cold indeed around these parts. Christmas decorations are everywhere. Shopping queues are getting longer. This morning I heard "Merry Christmas (The War is Over)" on the radio- the first Christmas song I've heard in 2011. And a few days ago I posted a TON of cards and letters to readers who had written to me- so it is OFFICIALLY close to Christmas. I can now safely announce it.

You may rejoice.

And the competition winners may ALSO rejoice, because the books I have to sign have finally arrived. I'll sign them all this weekend, have them ready to be picked up on Monday or Tuesday, and then hopefully you'll be getting your prizes over the next few weeks. It'd be cool if you could get them BEFORE Christmas, so that's what we're working towards.

There's still a lot of work going on in my house. I'm getting one of the rooms refurbished- COMPLETELY redesigning it- as well as the kitchen redone, and that's been going on since the start of October. Basically, it means a lot of noise and hassle and interruptions, so I haven't been able to focus on Book Seven, which I really would have liked to have started by now. But hey, I'm not worried. My house is going to RULE when it's all finished, because finally I'll have a proper place to store my toys.

A lot of you may not know this, but I love toys. I collect movie memorabilia and props and stuff, and also comic-book statues. To give you an idea of the kind of things I'm talking about, here are a few action figures...


... and a rather large Iron Man (I've put a book beside him to give you an idea of scale)...


Oh, and here's a 12 inch figure of Sweeny Todd about to give a 12 inch Ichabod Crane a very close shave...


Boy oh boy do I love toys...

As you can imagine, my place is full of equipment boxes right now, so I'm going to leave you with a picture of one of my cats- Pooper- doing what cats love best: clambering into cardboard boxes for no apparent reason.

4,817 comments:

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hate you Caelan the stalker

Sparky Braginski said...

I lied.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh. Well, welcome back.

Caelan said...

I love you valkyrie LOVE you!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm bored...



*throws Sparky at Caelan*

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs and punches Caelan in the face*

Caelan said...

We are ment to be to gether

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*watches Sparky punch Caelan* Hey, that looks fun...


*kicks Caelan in the stomach*

Bio-rama said...

This is Secret Santa speaking and I am speaking to a Miss Legoals.
She will find her first gift here.

http://legolasftw.blogspot.com/

If anyone sees her around I kindly ask you to point this out to her. Thank you very much in advance.

Sparky Braginski said...

*grabs Caelan and Val V by hair and slams their heads together, making them kiss*

*drops them both picks them up again, slamming the backs of their heads together*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*gets free* *is furious at Sparky*

MADE ME KISS CAELAN?!?


*puts Sparky in a dress* YOU DESERVE THAT!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

You are SO immature.

*blinds everyone for three minutes, while I get changed*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*blinks vision back*


I'M IMMATURE?! YOU'RE IMMATURE! YOU MADE ME KISS A VAMPIRE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh chill out.

*wraps scarf around Val V's head and twirls her away*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*grabs scarf as soon as its off my head* *twirls Sparky into it* *pushes her over*

Caelan said...

Hi sparky I love you

Caelan said...

I love you more valkyrie

Sparky Braginski said...

Ya see? This is where the problem lies, you're so damn tense!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

CAELAN YOU HAVE ISSUES, I SWEAR!!!

Caelan said...

I love you valkyrie we are ment to be together

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes you do.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, Caelan, we're not.

Caelan said...

I love you sparky

Caelan said...

Valkyrie

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Caelan said...

Sparky I watch you all the time

Caelan said...

Valkyrie your mine

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm not yours! I don't belong to you! I don't belong to anyone!

Caelan said...

valkyrie my dear I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I hate you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caelan said...

Sparky I don't love you I am to awesome for you you don't deserv my love

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Caelan, you're not awesome. Creepy stalkers are NOT awesome.

Caelan said...

I won't you to LOVE ME valkyrie

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Not going to happen.

Caelan said...
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Caelan said...

Sorry valkyrie my dear I have to leave... Goodbye darling I love you

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yay! Caelan's gone!


*does victory dance*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

There was a Christmas song on the radio playing, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose..." I, however, thought it said, "Jack Frost's nipple at your nose..."


It was probably the oddest moment of thought I've ever had.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I will be back... Maybe... Bye for now!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye for real!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

One more thing:


TWENTY-ONE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!! :D



BYE!

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Sparky! Long time no see!

Lynxia Lost said...

Sparky - you still there?

Lilie said...

Hi guys!*hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi! *hugs back*

Lilie said...

How are you?

Lynxia Lost said...

I think Sparky's left...

Lilie said...

I think so to.

Inky Flame said...

hiya everyone

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes............

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Chloe... *hugs*

Lilie said...

Hi cloe!*hugs*
How are you?

Lynxia Lost said...

And I'm on my own again aren't I.............?

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, no I'm not! YAY!

Lilie said...

No!
I'm heir!
How are you?

Lynxia Lost said...

Or am I?.............

Lynxia Lost said...

Good good, you?

Lilie said...

I'm good!
holidays started yesterday, YAY!:)

Lynxia Lost said...

That's not fare!!!! We don't break up 'till the 16th...

Lilie said...

Our school usually breaks up early!YAY!

Inky Flame said...

hi everyone, soz for l8 reply

Inky Flame said...

my school breaks up on the 23rd

Lynxia Lost said...

That's not fare - what date do you go back?

Lilie said...

It's ok, how are you?

Inky Flame said...

im, fine u?
i go back on either the 9th or 10th

Lilie said...

13 Jan

Inky Flame said...

lucky

Lilie said...

I'm good.
Has your school closed yet?

Inky Flame said...

nope, i'm hoping it will snow so we miss the last few days of school.

Lilie said...

When does it close?

Inky Flame said...

23rd, its not fair

Lilie said...

It closed yesterday!:)

Inky Flame said...

lucky

Lynxia Lost said...

Sorry, I'm back - the computer I was on went ka-put so I'm on my laptop now....

Inky Flame said...

kk

Lilie said...

wb!

Lynxia Lost said...

'wb'?

Lilie said...

Welcome back!

Lilie said...

be back lust now.

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, okay...

Lilie said...

Woops,be back just now

Inky Flame said...

im bored

Lynxia Lost said...

Me too. I wonder why Sparky left?

Inky Flame said...

i dunno

Lynxia Lost said...

Me either....

Inky Flame said...

I'm starting my 1st blog soon, I'm in the middle of it

Lynxia Lost said...

Cool, tell me when you've finished it - I'll read it. Have you read mine?

Lynxia Lost said...

BTW - Nobody can get access to your profile, you haven't opened it.

Inky Flame said...

kk thnx, ive red your latest post,its good.
i had a feeling that i had to do something, you just reminded me. thnx

Lynxia Lost said...

It's all right, I'll become a follower on your blog too.

Inky Flame said...

oh, soz for not opening my profile, my dad is cautious. no point me starting a blog now, is there?

Inky Flame said...

got to go now bye

Lynxia Lost said...

I'll be on my own now......

Lynxia Lost said...

Bored.................................................................................................................................................What to do?...................................................................................................................................................

























































I really, don't know....

Lynxia Lost said...

Bored...






















































































Is anyone else here?

Lynxia Lost said...

Wills somebody else come on?


































































Please?

Lynxia Lost said...

Why am I always the last one here?

Lynxia Lost said...

Is anybody else here?






































































Now?

Lynxia Lost said...

New page?

Lynxia Lost said...

Guess not............




























































Bored...............................................................................................................................................

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay - I'm outta here!

Isabella Midnight said...

Oh bye Shadow!!!! I haven't been on the blog for a while. Only chat. I have been here a while. There are alot of people I haven't met. Anyway... Hey guys!

Bethany said...

Derek, you never posted an address for us to write letters to -.-

I want your Iron Man. Like, seriously. The only memoribilia I have would be Harry Potter related. Hermione's Time Turner, Hermione's Wand, Gryffindor Scarf.

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here?

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here now?

Tori said...

Derek Landy
my 17th birthday is on wednesday and it would be amazing if you would wish me a happy birthday
please please please please........

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here yet?

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm still on my own arena't I?

Unknown said...

Shadow are u there? Sorry I left so suddenly yesterday my internet went then it came back for a while and its here now thank god!
Bethany said up there that Derek never posted an address we could send letters to I would love if he did so DEREK PLEASE POST AN ADDRESS WE CAN POST LETTERS TO!

Gepard Valk said...

Been a long while since I've been around these parts. Been working hard. Have four novels and a re-write going. :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello, anyone here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I get a feeling that I'm, oh, I don't know...


47 minutes late.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

An hour and 11 minutes now.

azzy98 said...

anyone on?? :s

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes. Well, sort of. I'm writing...



Haha... Yes, grown-up character in my story... fear the magical 13-year-old who can kill you in an instant...

azzy98 said...

awww too late :(

azzy98 said...

oh maybe not... hi val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi! Sorry for slow responses, I need to catch up on my writing because I haven't written for about 5 days.

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey everyone! Does anyone else LOVE snow? Does anyone else have snow where they are right now? Guess what! I love snow, I have snow here in Scotland! Yup it's true! Bet your all jealous! Bye !!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Is there anyone here? If there is, could you wish me good luck?

Lilie said...

Hi Sparky!*hugs*
GOOD LUCK!!
Why do you need it?

Sparky Braginski said...

Last day of school today. Last day for my BEST FRIEND at school today...


My best friend is changing schools and today is her last day, it is also the last day I am forced to talk to sone people. I don't want to go on a frenzy and destroy everything...

Sparky Braginski said...

All that end of year ****.

Lilie said...

Ok

Sparky Braginski said...

I need to bring food to this picnic today, and the only thing I have is jelly beans...



And I'm not going to be the one eating them.

Caelan said...

Hi

Sparky Braginski said...

I may be on and off, seeing as it's the morning of the last day of school and the day before my brothers birthday and all...

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs*

Caelan, what do you want?

*reads the comment where he said he loved me*

I'll just be leaving then, okay?

Lilie said...

School ended yesterday, YAY!



Hi Caelan

Lilie said...

Ok, bye Sparky!*hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

*is hiding behind a pillar and climbing up it at the same time*

Sparky Braginski said...

*stands on top of pillar, pulls out Makhira and jumps on Caelan's back*

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilie said...

LOL!!!

Lilie said...

Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello



I saw Caelan came back... CREEPER...

Lilie said...

Hi Val!*hugs*
He did come back but hasn't been on for a while.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

At least he isn't on now...


Hi Lilie!

Lilie said...

How are you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm good... I've had to practice for concerts a lot lately, but that isn't too hard.

Lilie said...

Did that the whole of last week, had to practice flute, violin and choir.

Rim. said...

hi peeps!! and im sorry val for my hunger games outburst yesterday!

Lilie said...

Hi Rim!*hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have to practice cello... Deck the Hall, Carol of the Bells, and some random song called Ding Dong Merrily On High for my school, and then the Sunday school at my church wanted me to play a solo song... I picked O Holy Night.

Rim. said...

*hugs back* How was your day or how is your day??

Lilie said...

Cool.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Rim

Rim. said...

no hug Val?? jokin ive not known u long enough!!

Lilie said...

How are you Rim?

Rim. said...

Good thanks just finished planning my drum solo for my christmas concert :)

Lilie said...

Cool! What song?

Rim. said...

So lonely by the police. not really a song with room for a solo so i had to plan it, and its also not really christmas-y

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Cool. I had to pick my cello solo song too.

Rim. said...

cool!! is a cello a massive thing with strings trying to picture it??

Lilie said...

That's nice!
I had to play Teenage dream with the violin, It was an ensemble piece.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

A cello isn't massive, a bass is, but a cello is like the same height as a small third grader. A cello is the one that you have to be sitting to play.

Rim. said...

im sorry how olds a third grader lillie confused me when i tried working this out??

Rim. said...

dang it!!! 2nd!!!

Lilie said...

Well done on first!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I dedicate this page to... Um... to the fact that hopefully this year I, Valkyrie, won't be dissected and will actually get a gift from Skulduggery this Christmas.

Lilie said...

We have now passed the 1000th comment!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yay! More than a thousand comments!

Rim. said...

nice dedication!!! maybe Derek will make this hope a reality!!

Lilie said...

g2g! bye!*Hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO!!!

Rim. said...

hiii!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Lilie! Hi Sparky!







(My story is now 1,624 words long :) )

Sparky Braginski said...

HI RIM!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL V!!!

*glomps*

AH!!!!!!!!!! I'M USING A LAPTOP YAY!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I ALWAYS USE A LAPTOP!!!!!! I HAVE MY OWN!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

I just showed yesterdays fight with Marr and Tesseract and all those people, she hasn't stopped laughing...

*sees Tesseract*

GAH!!!

*runs remembering last time*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*decapitates Tesseract* *sees his body fall* *laughs evilly*

Rim. said...

its about quality not quantity!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

For the story? It's good. There's a phsycopath murderer.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'll need to be leaving soon...

Rim. said...

WOW good topic and yes the story

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DON'T LEAVE SPARKY!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry, GTG school...

BYE!!!

I'll be here ALL DAY tomorrow.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I won't be here at all tomorrow! D:


Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why the heck did my find just ask what my birthday was? Why doesn't she already know?!


But, then again, I don't know hers...

Rim. said...

bye and ig2g too its about 9:30 evening and i gotta do some homework :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Rim

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I wish Derek would come on...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Derek??? Golden God?

Did you realize.. No, you couldn't have.
But one of my other favorite series, just below SKP....

Is Game of Thrones.

And next to the Iron Man toy... You put Storm of Swords (Book 3, I might add) <3

Thank you. Thank you, fate and chance and coincidence.

On an unrelated note... Book report. Help? Valkyrie?

Nicole Cerundolo said...
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Nicole Cerundolo said...

Anyone?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I wish the Golden God would come on...

Isabella Midnight said...

*starts doing calling dance*


MIGHTY GOLDEN GOD COME ON! FOR WE HAVE STORIES TO TELL!!!! *waits for him to come*

Nicole Cerundolo said...

No, no, I've tried that before... *sighs*

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Question: Are psychics and teleporters Adepts? Or is that just me?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Pyschics are Sensitives, and teleporters are Adepts.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ah. Thanks.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No problem.

Invisible_Fly said...

God I haven't been on the blog in forever.

Okay, you did it. I'm insanely jealous of that Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr was a pretty good Iron Man. I'm excited to see the role again in The Avengers. Fingers crossed that it won't suck, but I have faith in Joss Whedon.

Hello anybody here. Not really going to be online, just wanted to pop in and see what's up.

Caelan said...

I LOVE valkyrie

lego said...

hai!

@Caelan- oh god. *giggles*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae everyone

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Anyone there?????

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