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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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poor Derek
Omg I miss everything
Nj
Dantea
HI
flames flavored pie is disgusting
Soz Amanda bit I'm too awesome/ hot to b eaten ;)
Anyone nj maverick? Why u go tO maverick all of a sudden?
Hey Phoenix. Hear that? China tried to make a pie that tasted like you.
No she tried to make a pie out if me which is impossible cos I'm too hot and or / awesome!!
And dantea it was an epic fail cos I'm still here
Hmmm. She should have gotten that crazy woman from Sweeney Tod to help her.
Haha
U called Derek a bastard?!?
How dare u?
I bet if I wanted to I could make a pie out of you.
* Throwes rock at flames head *
Hey Flame *hugs*
Sorry my brother took the touch
Sparky here! Hello Flame Phoenix and Dantea Dredkin! How is everyone on this most important of days. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!!!!!!!
I'd bite u
*snaps threatingly*
Don't make me
NJM! Val V! I didn't know you were here! How goes it?
Hey Sparky I am grand how are you??
Bad brother *hugs*
Everyone is tryin to kill me
*cough* *cough*
Bella and Amanda
*dodges rock and breaks black lipstick*
Fantastic! I just woke up and I'm ready for action! (That is after I have breakfast)
Eh, I'd pull your spine out and use it as toothpick after I ate you
Hi sparky how r u?
Woah... Val V... Who are you talking to?
Amm of you ate me you wouldnt be able to take my spine out now would u?
I'm good. But unfortunately for you I looked at the above comments and quickly realised that you would have a sore head from Amanda/China. That would be the case unless you dodged of course.
I was talking to Flame.
Are you telling us that you are now a Cannibal O.o
Sparky she is talkin to me...
Her sworn part time enemy and partner
And amanda is her little personal monkey
A
And they attack me all the time...
And her name is Isabella, ivy, or just bella
ARGH! SO HUNGRY! I can't have breakfast because I'm going out to breakfast. *tummy rumbles loudly* SHUT UP TUMMY!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!!
*Starts to cry*
Ummm want me to get dantea to throw bushes??
Ahh. Ivy hmmm?
*remembers hunger suddenly and starts wailing again*
I would pull your spine out BEFORE, duh.
I am not bellas personal monkey!!!!!!!>:-( >:-(
So you ARE a cannibal??
Ivy yes ivy why don't you......
STOOOP TRYING TO FREAKING KILL ME?!?
Hey, if you make Flame Phoenix into a pie (No spine evidently) can I eat it?
HAAPY BIRTHDAY DEREK LANDY HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE :D
MY NAME ISN'T IVY!!!!
Although, honestly, it could be. My initials are I.V. anyway.
No cos I'll kill anyone who tries to kill, bake, or eat me....
Hungury or not.... Dantea and nj ur on my side??
Cannibals are ugly creatures
And I wouldn't let take my spine cos I would destroy ur brain first
who wants flame pie
I am on your Side flame :D
I am not a Cannibal :)
LET US ALL HAVE A TOAST TO DEREK'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Sparky: HIPHIP!
Everyone Else: HOORAY!
Sparky: HIPHIP!
Everyone Else: HOORAY!
Sparky: HIPHIP!
Everyone Including Sparky: HOORAY FOR MISTER GOLDEN GOD DEREK LANDY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Derek!! Hope you have fun
And cud u please come and stop sparky ivy and Amanda trying to bale me into a pie and eating me.....
*faces them scared*
I meant the GOOD kind of bastard. The 'happy birthday' kind of bastard. Like how people pinch you on your birthday, only with words. I pinched Derek with words.
I have Vampire teeth!
How about a former zombie Scapegrace cake?
And anyway I like Val V better. Do you Val V?
Oh, that sounds disgusting, even for me...
who wants a flame
Well I bite people who are doorknobs with bam teeth
Not in real life of course bit yeah u get it....
But bastard? Use something nicer....
DEREK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?? TO MAKE ALL YOUR MINIONS HAPPY
UNPOSSESS TANITH SO HER AND GHASTLY CAN BE TOGETHER!!
I will kill u Amanda don't push me.....
Fine. Derek, you...you...writer!
Grr. thats not a pinch with words. Thats a bloody complement.
LAWL
Yeah, I guess.
And your toast is nothing compared to mine and amanda's! We're having a freaking party in an hour and a half!
I'll be back... I have to go draw symbols on my sister's face so she can be Melanchloia for the party!
A scrapeface cake?!? *ugh pukes*
That is disgusting aru that Hungary?
Get a bowl of cereal or something?!
It's 9:29 in Ireland
NJM I SALUTE AND SUPPORT YOU. I just want to make it clear that I amd Tanith Low's number one fan n the universe K?
*walks outside decapitate random person walks back inside*
Pm I mean
Val cum back soon
Or I will kill Amanda
Interestingly enough I am eating cereal.
IM IN IRELAND CAUSE I AM AWESOME LIKE THAT :D
DEREK BRING BACK TANITH!!
AND GET FLETCHER AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND
THAT WON'T CHEAT ON HIM AND WILL TREAT HIM RIGHT AND THAT HE CAN TREAT RIGHT!! *hint hint*
And if you guys didn't like my toast then Why did I include you in it huh?
Bye Val
Cool...
Amanda I need to arrest you don't I?
Cos otherwise I shall kill u....
Nj eat part of Ireland?
BTW NJM if I lived in Ireland I would've spent last night in the back yard of Skulduggery Towers putting up signs such as I WORSHIP THIS DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY DEREK and HAVE A GOOD ONE.
OH AND FIREWORKS! LOTS AND LOTS OF FIREWORKS!
I'm sorry Flame you want me to EAT part of my home country?!?!
I'm so confused and neglected.
Skulduggery towers is right beside my house I go to dereks everyday EVERYDAY
Do you Flame, do you REALLY??
Hii everyone!!
???
Dude... That's just- just.
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall draw symbols on Carissa's face... And China use your magic against Flame! Have your first blog battle with him!
HEY AYESHA!! *hugs*
HI AYESHA! ARE YOU AS HYPER AS SPARKY!
Has anyone here seen my awesomated SP website?
I know I have little right upon this blog as I rarely come on here but I've heard of the 'chat' issues some of you guys have and I have to say *eventhough I've never met her* I agree with Miss Isabella Midnight's comment. It was well said.
No nj I don't really
Val u had it's with me me aswell right
And wat part nj autocorrect I'm in Offaly
Hi Ayesha *hugs*
GTG BYE!
Here's the link for people who haven't seen it.
http://skulduggerypleasantrules.weebly.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
Antrim
Bye Sparky
Hi ms shrew u have every right to b on here
Hey Amiza THANK YOU for agreeing with her!!
I no chat is shite
Where did everyone go??
They're all deaded cos I killed them
But not really
Nj? I thought if u put maverick ud get in an arguement
I don't go on chat as much as I used to because:
1) of the fights
2) I am starting my GCSE's so I'm not able to be on as much
Well Kal changed her Name AND Pic on here so I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to ADD on my taken SURNAME
So I'm not really changing it now am I?? You can still tell it's me.
Also I don't care anymore
It's the other person causing the argument NOT me
Oh youre in third year / third form or whatever
Oh I heard about that kal is really hurt about what dragona started about.....
He's a doorknob
No, I'm in 4th year.
It works differently in N.Ireland.
I am 15 I turned 15 in September.
What?!?!
What happened??
My sister's face looks scary D:
Oh kal told Me dragona accused her of sumthin because she changed her pic and name and he ignores her all the time
But I don't like talkin about people of they aren't here....
Well ur a doorknob where did Amanda go I wanted to hurt her....
Oh right.
Well everybody should have their free will on here Dragona has no right whatsoever to be telling us whether or not we are allowed to change our pics or names. It isn't fair. I have said it before and I will say it again it's unreasonable!!
Yeah I call hI'm a doorknob cos all he says is....
Im going to sleep. Night guys!!!!
Carissa's wearing a super long black cape with a hood and there's little drawings all over her face... I'll post a pic soon...
DEREK!
For advertisement, I'm writing notes like "Derek Landy- go google him" or "Skulduggery Pleasant- read the series" on post-it notes, and sticking them everywhere I go.
Keep that in mind when you're picking a winner for the friend get friend...
...n-not like I'm implying myself...you said random people, so I-I understand.
...Fezes are cool.
Does carriers have an account?
I know it's like, 'Dragona you weren't even talking to anyone on here, therefore, no one will notice your absence cus you werent talking to anyone on here'
DEREK!!!!!! I talked about you in book club! Everyone is going to read your book! So quit playing around and declare me winner already!!! please?
Exactly.... Jerk
But anyway as I said I don't like talking about people when they aren't here...
So....
*carrisa autocorrect
DEREK I HAVE SPREAD THE WORDS TO MY FRIENDS!!
But am not entering the competition because I have got all my books signed, but if you want as a belated birthday pressie you can...
...I dunno...
... Give Fletcher a new amazing girlfriend *hint hint*
Nj fletcher is cool he doesn't need a girlfriend at the moment....
And you could let tannish free and get the remant to take him over instead then get him to try and kill val :)
Naw, she's 11 and she can't have one till she's 12... How come?
SOOOOOOOoooooo cute - I am melting from the cuteness. awwwwww. *hugs little puppy*
But if I'm fletcher's new GF we can go on an AMAZING date, ice-skating in the North Pole!!
Admit it that would be EPIC
Hello barmybex nice to meet you *offers Volkswagen*
Hello Barmybex :)
Nice to meet you :D
*shakes hand*
Fletch doesn't like the cold...
He can wear a coat.
Because it's my mum's rule. But if you wanna say something to her just say @carissa and I'll tell her
And Fletcher's an idiot! He didn't even DESERVE Valkyrie in the first place! And you know what? Just because you LOVE him so much, I'll take a picture of the Fletcher thing I murdered >:D
Was Caelan killed?
I cant remember...
And kenny is a bit of a doornOb...
Then why did Val date him?? Huh, huh?? Answer me that.
Because she felt sorry for him.
And flame, a certain vampire fell of a cliff into the ocean...
I am glad Caelan is dead he was an annoying self pitying paranormal romance reject twat.
@ carisa ur Sis and her friend Amanda are teddy killers...
BEWARE- they tried to kill me....
@ nj still it'd be to cold how about alaska?
@ivy shut the he'll up fletch is cool and totally not an idioit just cos val was so mean.....
Valkyrie dragged him into the sea.
And if you read the book you would know that isn't true, she dated him because she felt something for him!! Clearly you don't pay close attention to detail!!
DAMN!! I was on chat an got distracted!! I went of it though and I'm now on my iPod!
Whaaa? What's all this about fletcher getting a new girlfriend! I LOVE FLETCHER HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
*kidnaps fletcher* MINE!!
I hate caelan that stupid idiot!!!
K. You cud have just caelan and it wad the moor... I think
Anyway I can't really remember
Stop quoting Fletcher! If you're gonna quote him, then do you remember when he said THIS to Val?
"You look at Skulduggery and that's who you model yourself on. He's brave, you're brave. He's cold, you're cold. He's ruthless, you're ruthless. Well done, Val, you share the emotional range of a dead man."
And Valkyrie is starting to become a cold and heartless bitch because she is losing herself to her reflection!! That's my theory anyway.
*kicks Ayesha*
Get real nj called him
Sorry for reposting this, I hope you don't consider this spam.
I'm too sensible for spam.
But to be honest, I doubt you read ALL of your comments because they're plenty.
However, you asked me to send over Spring Heeled Jacks deviantArt page and here it is.
Here's the whole comment:
"Hello!
This is Liliana here.
Thanks for being so kind on the signing in Frankfurt on the 15th October.
Here's the deviantArt account from the Spring Heeled Jack cosplayer I've told you about.
The one who gave you that very weird Sanguine/Dusk picture! xD
Here you can see more disturbing, but also very good stuff. (Some of it is REALLY weird, but I promise, her skill makes up for it!)
http://meirikobayashi.deviantart.com/gallery/24836103
Please tell me what you think, we'd love to hear your opinion. xD
I hope you came home well.
Regards,
Liliana Pitchblack "
By the way, do you find it as odd as me that a Spring Heeled Jack-cosplayer gave you a weird soft-porn-gay-picture of Sanguine and Dusk...? This is usually not quite my sense of humour, but I definitely laughed.
Just give me a sign when you've had a look at Meiris stuff.
(But don't throw a burning goat through my window. Thanks.)
HE JUST FOUND SHE HAD BEEN CHEATING ON HIM INCASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN!! THAT ISN'T FLETCHER'S FAULT!!
Actually I called him since the book faceless ones and if I gt my freind on here she will tell you how much I love him I converted her to a fletcher lover
Exactly and there is getting to be a little tense here... And cursing gotta stop..
And I think skulduggery is getting a bit old....
I won't comment for a while I'm not actually bothered anymore....
awwwww Puppy!!!<3 it's so CUTE!!! =)<3
I gotta go decorate for Derek's b-day party... See yous later!
P.S. Fletcher should die in a hole!
Byee val!!
WHAAA? No FLETCHER IS TOO AWESOME TO DIE!! LEAVE FLETCHER ALONE!!
Bye
I was only kidding so ya no... But cursing gotta stop
I wanna kill someone something,,,,,,,
Wish Amanda was here CID kill her :(
OI DON'T YOU DISS FLETCHER
And Bye
BUT DON'T DISS FLETCHER
VALKYRIE SHOULD DIE!!
So am I
But I really do love fletcher!! He and Ghastly are my 2 favourite Male characters
And China is my gave Female character!!
Calm down have some herbal tea
I AGREE WITH NJ!!!!!!!
*high fives her*
*fave not gave
THAT IS RIGHT! AYESHA AND I ARE FLETCHERS NUMBER ONE FANS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! errrrkk... Caelan, "You self pitying paranormal romance reject!" hahahhahahahaha! :D
Oh jezz
fletcher is my ultimate fav chacter!! he makes me laugh and has incredibly cool hair!!
Hello cryptic nice to meet you
CRRRRRRRYYYYYPPPTIIIICCC!!!!!!! =D
Right I gotta go now :(
BYE
*hugs*
Byes NJ!!
*hugs*
Awwww bye nj
*hugs*
Ok thought ur were crystal darkflair
Alrite im going now bye!!!
byee flame!
i gtg now as well, night everyone!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS!!! WE'RE HAVIN A PARTY!!!
hi this is china valkryie is dead
I'M NOT DEAD!!!
OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY
Puppy!!!!!
Oh, and derek? i tried sending a letter to you at "The Skulduggary Towers", and i got it back saying the adress didnt exist. stupid humans.
I have recruited 7 more people into my army. It is preety cool.
Hosting a Birthay party. I decorated the cake- it is so cool! there is a skul-man skul(with high cheeckbones) and he's wearing a hat. it says "Kicking evil very Hard in the face" at the bottom!
Hey everyone!
Hows everyone?
i baked valkyrie in the oven
yeh know... my vote really would fall on Caelan...
fletch... he's yeh know.... fletcher.
Anyway, i know nothing about guys, so dont even count me.
Not that you would anyways, but....
ooh... can i eat Val?
or at least have her coat
going once going twice soled to cat
aw... im going.... evidently no one likes me. mlehmnhuhm
I like u e.o
That wasn't me! It was Lizzy!!!
Me and China are possessssssssssseddd.....
DARQUESSE DARQUESSE DARQUESSE DARQUESSE
WE WERE HAVING A PARTY FIRST!!!!!
let us all raise our glasses to the cute puppy
CAT? CAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO TALK TO CAT! Hello Isabella Midnight, can I call you MIddy? Or Izzy? Heya Val V what's up?
CAT! YOU'RE NOT A DORK! YOU'RE HELPING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I missed her by an HOUR? Just my luck.
WE HAVE THE COOLEST CAKE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
hi
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY?
AWESOMEBALLZ!
*jumps into cake*
y u no party, blogland?
that's okay. I can celebrate with my dog. *cuddles*
I see there are one hell of a lot of Fletcher lovers on this site. The people of our school 'The Skulduggerarmy' would have a field day here. They really hate Fletcher, I'm sorry Mr. Landy but it is true.
I'm awesome
I just wanted to say again HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH GOLDEN GOD DEREK LANDY!
*bows worshiping*
Heeeey guys :D
Oh... it's been like 2 hours since the last comment. WHY AM I ALWAYS COMING ON THE BLOG WHEN NO ONE'S HERE????
Forever alone...
It's cool. I know how to be alone. I have my books...
Does anybody have any new news on the Skulduggery movie?
I claim this 4th page in the name of everything.
I'm here invisible fly. Can I call you iFly?
I missed you.
Darn.
*Sparky walks to wall and asks ceiling how Derek's birthday is*
*ceiling looks back and says "I'm inanimate."*
*Sparky nods and slowly realises*
MY CEILING CAN TALK?
Hahaha! My ceiling can talk too!
That's kinda creepy.
hey hey
OLLO!! :)
I read a book today with a quote about cats and dogs: Dogs think that they are human, cats think that they are God.
Kehe :)
anyone on?
im gonna go to sleep, night all, ill be on tomorrow sometime
OMG CWOOOOOOOOOOT PUPPY! it should be called jammy grammy lammy fuhhupa fuhhupa berlin stereo eo eo lebb cebb harmonical de lespin de spespin de loop de loop de brunkle merry christmas leniour
Oh Woe! The might has fallen on Australia Eastern Standard Time! For me it is almost the end of a great day. The Birthday of Derek Landy Golden God to his immensely devoted minions. Sparky looks forward to this day next year, so that Sparky can celebrate - With Skulduggery Pleasant Fans All Over The World - the pleasure of a day all about Derek Landy. (Of which there should totally be more of) I bid this blog's comment section good bye silently wishing to myself that this day would never end. Oh well there's always next year...
A FINAL TOAST TO DEREK!
HIPHIP!
HOORAY!
HIPHIP!
HOORAY!
HIPHIP!
HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, XD cute puppy and I wish MY house was called Skulduggery Towers but sadly its not :(
And I like the teddy to ;) <3
awwwww :3 cute puppy.
and haaaaaaaaai everybodys. XD
i think i'm a stalker. not sure.
-stranger hugs everybody even the stalkers but not the pedos-
and bye~
Happy Derekmas, Everybody! *Freely throws tea leaves for seven hours straight* Derek I would love to say 'I hope that you get lots of amazing presents', but that's ridiculous! I can just give you lots of amazing presents! *gives virtual hugs and scones*
And 'happy' Skulleh's death day... *goes off in a corner to cry* D;
I really should say happy AUSTRALIAN/NEW ZEALAND Derekmas ;D
Derek~
I'm so excited for the Ameriminion competition! My friend in England and I have been skyping (we're fanfiction friends) about tanith. We've been thinking up ways to get the remnant to get out of her... It ya don't mind, here they are:
1: The receptacle
2:Dr. Nye (somehow)
3: The Coach a' Bowers
4: Become a vampire (unlikely)
5: tanith over comes the remnant (you know, if tanith is like a voice talking into the remnants ear, and the remnant just gives up)
6: Melancholia can "kill" tan in her death bubble, then bring her back.
7: Literally kill tanith, get a necromancer to bring her back
8: kill tanith, get darquesse to bring her back
9: just get darquesse to will the damn thing out of Tanith
10 ( here is just one that i made so I can say that I have 10 different ways... nine just sounds stupid) the remnant is so powerful, it unllocks tanith's true name, and Tanith becomes her true name! killing the remnant. sometihng strange.....
Anyway, my friend (Sabrina Sparrow) and I had made those up...
And yes, I feel bad for all the tension in ST... And such a cute cat! I bet my dream pet fox is cuter!
~Adrasdos
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