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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4911 Newer› Newest»*gasp* Amanda, we have so much in common! We could be best friends! Wait, that's right, we ARE best friends. How silly of me to forget.
i dedicate this page to all of my epic friends and to Derek, the best writer in history!!!
*arches an eyebrow* Am I considered an epic friend?
yes
decapitation is the key to life success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : ) :-) :-) :-) :):-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : ) :-) :-) : )
Excellent.
Amanda, do you know how blog battles work? I'm in the mood to kill zombies...
I don't know how they work
I'll say something like *slaps amanda across the face* meaning that I'm slapping you. But you've got to refresh the page often, that way you can attack ZOMBIES. You hear that? Not each other. And you play along to what other people say. You also want to make the attacks short, so you can post faster. Understand?
*pokes amanda* You need to respond faster.
*find crux with a rock* *has him throw it at China* Heeeellllllllllllloooooo.....
*looks around* Where'd raven and amelie go?
*shrugs* Oh well. I guess you're all just dead. *pulls out phone and dails a number* Hello? Yes, they're dead. Mmhm. All of 'em. No, I didn't kill them. Am I sure I didn't? Yeah, I'm sure. Just get the funeral ready! *angrily hangs up*
Zombies
Ah! I thought you were dead!
Well this is my ghost
Caelan has money for other ghosts, you know. He can't pay the living, but he can pay ghosts with ghost money.
Good night bella
Aw... Good night amanda. See you tomorrow.
You know, I should probably go to bed too. But not yet. Maybe in a little bit.
Still alone...
Hi Val V! Sparky's back baby!
im here, srry forgot to refresh the page, im here too http://xat.com/chat/room/146341296/?p=0&ss=10000 i was having an interesting convo with dragona, and then a russian logged on, so that was interesting too i suppose, because he/she didnt speak english too well, even on a comp :p lol
Yay! I'm not alone! I was writing fanfic where Skulduggery and Valkyrie are interviewing people to become Sanctuary agents, but there's one guy who just won't leave Valkyrie alone... It should turn out funny, but I just started it, so I don't know.
ooo a new funny post? let me know when u finish it :)
Okay, but it won't be done for a few days... That is unless, of course, I finish before then.
YAH!
ME TOO.
BTW nights.raven (can I call you n.r?) am I one of your epic friends?
u can call me that if u want too
and yes
SWEET! Has anyone heard of the musical 'Little Shop Of Horrors'?
Aww... youtube 'little shop of horrors mean green mother'
It's. So. Funny. I asked how they got a plant pot that big and someone said
"Your using logic on a movie about a TALKING MAN-EATING PLANT FROM OUTER SPACE."
I shut up after that.
I have! I saw a picture of a plant and shoved it in my friend's face and said, "Look! It's audrey 2!"
OMG you have! Val V, I love the bit when Seymour says "Lets face it Audrey II you eat blood, how am I supposed to get it? Kill people?"
And Audrey II is all like
" I'll make it worth your while."
And my favourite song is 'Mean Green Mother From Outer Space'
And I'm listening to Feed Me!
I thought that movie was really funny, but I've only seen it once :(
Oh. I've seen it twice.
BUT TWICE IS ENOUGH TO WANT THEM SOUNDTRACK
*epic blush*
Agh! Epic typo. It's THE not THEM! I'm so dumb and tired.
Hello?
Anyone?
I'M SO ALONE!!!!!!!!
im here
sorta
I'M HERE AND MAKING YOUR LIFE BETTER BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU SO CHILL OUT!!!
I'm trying to write my story!
lol
Yah!
Your back!
I'm happy again!
I suffer from random mood swings and multiple personality disorder!
LOLZ just kidding. Have you guys heard of Hetalia?
*Crosses fingers schruches eyes up and silently begs that they have*
I don't really know where the story's going though. So far Valkyrie and Skulduggery are interviewing someone named Audacious Beguile (that's one of the names I thought of) and the guy is, like, in love with Valkyrie and she's slowly getting angry... Here's a line I might use:
His smile grew, and Valkyrie realised that was the first time she'd spoken since he had walked in. Not a smart thing to do.
i havent,srry :p
PAAASSSSTTTTAAAA!!!!
Does that answer your question, Sparky? :D
Guess who I am. Heres a hint I'm Russia and Germany! *facepalm*
Gussia? Rermany? :P lol
Or what about a France laugh? Oh... oh ho ho... oh... oh ho... (it sounds better in person)
were u trying to do a Santa Claus impression?
It's a cape no?
My friend Signy said that she was hired by Caelan to stalk me and that she was working with Germany... *shivers* So very creepy...
No, raven, it was a France laugh.
looked more like a Santa laugh... :P
Sorry guys gotta go, ALWAYS REMEMBER ME! As a random freakoziod of worship for the ultimate golden god and His AMAZING BOOKS! Until next time that is.
*Super Creepy Evil Laugh That I'm Really Glad You Can't Hear*
BYE!
lol bye sparky
BYE! I'm going to go to bed now, because I need energy to run around screaming at Derek's birthday party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!
And goodnight!
night val
That puppy is soo cute!!
DEREK I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!! BUT IM SICK!! :'(
hi NJ! *hugs* ur sick? i hope u feel better soon! *covers up with blanket and hands bowl of chicken soup*
Hey Raven *hugs*
it's been a while since I've been on!! I am completely STRESSED *takes bowl of chicken soup* Thank you :) I love chicken soup it's my favourite soup
ur welcome :) im srry u've been stressed
my fav soup too, and its perfect for when ur sick
me, lego, and jaffa are on the chat :)
Oooh... I'm back, because I realised I didn't want to go to bed. Hey NJ! I'm writing a new fanfic on my blog :D
wb
I'll be on in a few minutes :)
Hey Val
Oh, and how at you both?? Before I forget my manners :)
I jsut wanted to say hi, really, but I'm about to post the first part of my story. This one isn't really that good, but I'm bored, so I wrote it anyway.
Hiya Sparky's back!NJ Maverick! (Or NJM for short?) Unfortunately I need to leave now. Nice talking to you again-sort of-.
ok
im fine, and i hope u feel better ASAP :)
KEWL :)
hi/bye sparky
omg. that is so sweet. X) adorable little puppy derek ;-)
hi lily
Hello sparky :)
Xat is taking FOREVER to load!!
*kicks xat* LOAD ALREADY!!
I have decided to delete the story, do to my own emerassment of how terrible it was. Sorry.
:'(
But i wanted to reads it
Sorry... I deleted it off my BLOG, but not forever. Maybe once I get over how terrible it was, THEN I'll post it, but who knows when that'll be? And did you read the halloween story I wrote?
The one with the Prank??
With the hammer and Skulduggery, Val, and Shudder.
*laughs at memory of epicly funny story*
I don't know if you read the finished version, though. It's on my blog, the same post, and it's just, well, the finshed version.
*smiles at the fact that people seem to like my writing*
it is very good
and i absolutely LOVED the hammer scene, im still laughing about it :)
ur writing is very good :)
Okay, this time I'm ACTUALLY going to bed, because I need to think of a better story to write, and because, let's face it, it's 2:30 AM here and I'm tired.
ok
night val *hugs* sleep well
Hey Derek, nice puppy you´ve got there.
Guess what I couldn´t make it to Frankfurt Book Fair because I got ill at 15th! I hope you had fun instead of me. I thought it could me great to write the whole week but my mum didn´t share my view. I could only write 12 pages instead of 19. Now for the next week I need to write 26 pages! Thats impossible. Wish me luck also when I wasn´t at Book Fair.
I wish you then a few good words (or how you call it between readers). Good luck with your cats and dogs and a book full of Armaggeddon on your desk. I´m glad to be on when you are. Because I´m already up. You all sleep and I go to cinema. Good night (or morning)!
Sorry, "how you call it between writers" of course...
hi angel, nice to meet u
Oh, hey. Sorry, I´ve got to go-cinema. See you later, okay?
ok, bye, have fun at cinema :)
now i really want that puppy O_O
its so CUTE!!!!!
AWWWW!!! THAT IS AN ADORABLE PUPPY! :)
@Lego ~ my cat always lets me put him in strange Halloween costumes :) This year he's going to be a gypsy, to match me :)
Skullduggery Towers? That is awesome :) I think it's more interesting when houses have names. :)
Aww that is a cure puppy :)
I want to win the friend got friend comp D:
OMG, this puppy is incredibly cute, Derek!
Also, I thought I should probably remind you to check out "NaNoWriMo" on Wikipedia and then offer to write a PepTalk for the participants. I guess with all the people you met in Frankfurt that kind of got lost in space. (And I do hope you did not forget ME! I hit you with a toilet brush! I reserve the right to be remembered until the day you die - meaning forever). The signature didn`t smudge, by the way. I put see-through tape onto it for safekeeping ;-)
How cute!
I discovered this amazing blog a wile back and I have now finely come around to leave a comment! (I know my English is pretty bad so I was nervous)
When I first am her...
Did I mention that YOU Derek Landy is one of the GREATEST author ever lived?
I don’t think I did…
anyone on?
AWW SUCH A CUTE PUPPY!! I WANT IT!! *kidnaps puppy* MUHAHAHA XD
LOL I feel hyper...! Hmm just realised its been two days since I was last on he blog DAMN THEM STUPID EXAMS!!!!*shakes fist angrily*
OMG DEREK!!! DEREK!!!
I got a whole bunch of my freinds into the SP books some haven't yet read it as someone has taken it out of the school library but they are intending to get it and will hopefully read it soon!!
Ok I gtg and shall be on properly at around 7:30-ish!!
hi ayesha *hugs*
bye ayesha *hugs*
cya later
whoo! skulduggery towers... is anyone on?
Mr. Landy I have posted a link to the Skulduggery Pleasant item you requested me to do. It is an honour to have it upon my Facebook page!
And what an extremely cute puppy you have there! XD
I just came by because, as I was rereading page 393, and now I'm going to ask this to Derek in an incredibly skeptical way:
Derek, how come you quoted YOURSELF in your Ameriminion contest post?!
No one will ever read this comment, but nice puppy picture! I don't even like dogs! (the picture would be awesome if it was a kitten instead)
- Dark Dragon from Lol.inc
http://jcdragon14.blogspot.com/ quick bit of advertising my Blog. ;)
Well, Lol Inc., I read your comment. HOW DO YOU LIKE *THEM* APPLES???
I think I'm all alone in the blog... aww...
That's okay. I should be paying attention to this lecture anyways :P
So I'm making tentative plans to visit Ireland with my best mates. It'll be awesome. We're pretty excited to try an Irish beer XD
I guess the good thing about being along on the blog is that I can talk about whatever I want and not have to worry about responding fast enough.
You can seriously hear the echo in here. ECHO, ECHO.
Ooooh I wonder if I can take up the next 74 comments to myself and get FIRST on the third page...
I am hear
I also have to say this:
Derek, sometimes I get a feeling that you sometimes post merely to escape either work, people, or sheer boredem. This post gives me that feeling.
I got the same feeling about most of the comment here
HELLO CORVUS! I don't know you yet, but I'll get that fixed!
I usually post to get away from cleaning, or because I honestly felt the need to annoy somebody. But right now, I must clean my house for Derek Landy's birthday party coming from Washington.
Derek's birthday makes me have to clean... :'( But either way...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!!
Oh, hey Val! Sorry, I didnt refresh the page and see your post.
Well, I'd say hello to all of you but if I did, that'd start up a conversation. And if I start a conversation, I won't clean, and if I won't clean, my mum won't let me have this party. So bye!
Guys, is it alright if I share my opinion here?
I really don't think it is fair. People are getting banned on xat for silly things... If the person who is banning, has a problem with what they doing like a name change or a pic change, THEY should leave, not the person with the changed whatever. This is my opinion though. But because of that I don't really want to go on the chat. I am now going on Ven's chat. I'm not sure if people agree entirely, but I am just sharing my opinion. And please don't be angry that I wrote this, everyone had different opinions. With Ven's chat, I'm not getting banned for silly things. I enjoy being able to be free!!!!! :-P I didn't write this to start a fight, I just wanted to share my opinion. And plus, the banner person doesn't even have to leave, they could put the changer person on ignore. And now I am going to stop. I typed all this on a touch phone :-P
Dang it. Now I have to come back because Flame's here. Hi Flame!
Hi Isabella. What chat is this? The one's we set up for the blog?
Oh my gosh this is so freakin confusing... People call me isabella here too because they know that's my name... And because I don't really go by Bella anymore.
omg a puupy :o
Maybe we should call you Valabella?
Valabella? XD That's a new one... Val is fine. Besides, it makes me happy when people call me that. But sometimes there's someone who knows my name and they'll call me that instead *hint hint: Flame does*
So ivy *I just had to* I'm dat awesome??
I agree ms. Midnight chat is stupid and I hate hate it
Hi fly nice to meet u
My iPod died so had to get charger
China I'm attempting to clean my room so you can come over. The problem is, there's still body parts and stuff everywhere from when you came over
I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE. MORE PEOPLE ARE JOINING THE BLOG <3
ugh, guys, I gtg (and when everyone started coming online!) Gotta pay attention to this lecture. SEE YA <3
Oh and hi Amanda you like decapitating things?
*shudders*
Creepy bear decapitators
Hi phoenix
*hugs* Amanda where would u say where poor old Isabella got to?
I don't like decapitating things I love it
She is cleaning her room
Even creepier
Valkyrie v get ur butt on her I've waited three days to tell u my news!!!
Carissa has just decided that she's going to be Melancholia instead of Clarabelle XD
Who is carIssa another of those creepy decapitates?
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Amanda bring a black wig!
Val guess what?!?
No, Carissa's my little sister!
I don't have one
Meanie!!!
What flame?
Valkyrie I don't have a black wig
I like calling people doorknobs!!! Three people hate me now :))
Beat that on the annoying scale!!!
@ China
Aw... Do you have a blonde one? Rissa wants one to use
I only have one wig and it won't go with any one
I could beat that easily, Flame. Let's see, who hates/dislikes me...
There's the Sea Hag. Amanda knows who that is. And there's the creeper guy who EVERYONE hates.
Dang it amanda... Do you have black lipstick?
Sorry this sounds so girly... It really isn't...
And there's me... Only joking by the wauyyyyy
I have more people that anyway
So do I. But it's rude to say names.
Yes I have blsck lipstick
Yeah it is....
*throws black listick at bella*
Bring it. China does get possessed, after all.
Ok I will
*dodges* Where on earth would a guy get black lipstick?!
And Flame I thought of quite a few character names... They're on the previous comment page. Just go to the bottom and scroll up... They're easier to find that way.
*Puts black lipstick on flame*
@China
Nice XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Suddenly it's quiet...
Pie
Ah, the beautiful word pie...
Haha
*burns Amandas eyebrows off*My ma, my cousins etc..
Okay, time for descriptions (more like personalilties):
Ivy Animostity - dark, clever, scary
Anomaly Despair - interesting, witty
Bonny Aspire - quiet, pleasant
Audacious Beguile - straight-forward, stubborn
Bezel Bonafide - kind, sneaky, suspiscious
Asininity Blunt - another Scapegrace type of person
Artifice Cadaver - clever, tricky, skilled
Saturnine Bilious - dark, gloomy, depressing
Zinnia Batty - crazy, odd
Bier Arbor - hard to out-smart, sneaky
Basal Appease - simple, average, polite
Note: They're ALL sorcerer names, and they're all girls except Audacious, Asininity, Artifice and Basal
All hail. Cute puppy. *sighs* So adorable! ^^
Hello... I thought of 11 character names *does victory dance
*bakes flame in the oven* :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):- ) XD XD XD XD XD XD DXD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Flame is gonna be Flame-Pie! XD
http://xat.com/TheGoodShipRandomosity
another chat. feel free to come!
I can here chainsaws outside my house
I heard people mowing their lawns at like 6:30 this morning. Who does that?!
Not me and that is mean ms china doorknob hope chainsaws come for u!?!
Hey guys I just made another blog! It's my fanfic blog!
http://isabellasfanfic.blogspot.com/
Cool- jar of hearts is the best song Eva .... But best artist Eva is Bruno mars
FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG!!!
Am I will but my iPod is terrible at getting stuff so when I get d laptop back I will inpromise!!!!
Puppy = DO WANT. My dog is adorable but still.
BUT I CAN'T CUDDLE THAT PUPPY BECAUSE OF MY ALLERGIES... THE AGONY.
Also I so want to live at Skulduggery Towers but my house is called the TARDIS :)
Cool
Nice to meet u by the way
My names FLame *shakes hand*
Anyone one on this blog?!?
I am, but I'm writing about Ivy Animosity in my fanfic right now!
Derek, you bastard! I hope your happy, because I got Death Bringer early, and it made my brain explode all over the place!
It was epic.
With Vile. . .and Val. . .and that big fight scene at the end...
I'm sorry. My brain exploded. I am currently unable to praise your brilliance properly. Please, forgive me.
Hey guys :)
How are you all??
Hey NJ. How goes it?
Hello Dantea :)
Have we met??
Hi anyway!!
I think so. Maby. I'm sure I've read your name somewhere. But hello, anyways. :)
I dedicate this page to Laura, without whom we would have no Valkyrie.
I dedicate this page to the short stories of the SP series released and not!! And to the novelette 'End of the World' :)
And to all the ppl on the blog at this time because if ou are here you are clearly AWESOME!!
I got first Dantea, sorry.
Or that. We can dedicate this page to that instead. Whatever works.
Hey guys follow my new fanfic blog!
http://isabellasfanfic.blogspot.com/
KK.
*Eats flame pie* :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : ) :_) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Okay Val :) and HI
Flame pie? Does that actually taste like anything other than flame?
Nice, China, nice. And she cooked Flame Phoenix into a pie.
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