It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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Bye!
Bye Cal!
Bye Calamity!
Not many people are here, are they? Nix left, Calamity left, wheres Mist?
I'm hoping Nix will come back. *sits under tree to wait, fingers crosses for luck*
*nods*
...When I move out of this place, I'm going to travel the world. Because now I have a reason to. XD
When I move out I'm getting my degrees, go to University and get a job as a teacher. Then move down under.
*sits under my tree and examines a knife*
'Down under'. That sounds so weird to me. I like to call it Oceania.
There you are. :)
Hi. :)
Hi. :F
*observes new smiley face*
*thinks*
*ponders* ...Is that it...?
:3
Kitteh~
Is what what?
I thought it was a bunny. :3
Or maybe a mouse.
*looks at bunny/mouse/kitteh~*
*looks at Mist*
...Nothing...
*looks at her*
Hm...okay...
*looks at the gras*
...
*opens mouth to speak*
*closes it again and frowns at the grass*
*shakes head at self* I don't know what I want anymore...
*starts digging a tunnel*
*hesitates*
*nods*
*watches her dig*
*stops digging* Im not a meerkat.
*climbs a tree*
*sits on a branch*
*sulks*
*stands up*
*sits next to her nervously*
Are you okay...?
No. No I'm not. No doubt that'll change whenever it wants to. I'm so weird. I don't know what the hell I want! Or what I have! Or what i...*is suddenly very tired* This is why I need a psychiatrist. I just need someone to talk to.
The main problem is that the answers keep changing.
Talk to Nix. He'd listen. I doubt you'd want to talk to me, so I'll leave you alone if you want...
*slides off tree and sits under it grimly*
Answers to what...?
Its not that I don't want to talk to you, it's that I can't talk to you, or it would defeat the whole purpose of talking about it. *grins down at him* Do you get what I'm saying?
*laughs and shakes head*
I either completely get what you're saying or haven't the slightest idea.
That's not what I mean by answers. I mean something completely different, yet exactly the same. Such is the way of my brain.
If you take a wild guess, you'll get it exactly right.
Well, I've really only had one thing on my mind since February. I think you know what my wild guess would involve then. And I still doubt its that. I'm just too hopeful for my own good.
*picks at grass bitterly*
Sorry I'm so distant. I'm looking for something.
That's okay, Lynxia...
Eve...?
Here..
*nods*
Still invisible. Just checking.
*sighs at self*
*sits back against tree and looks up at her*
*murmers* Wasn't supposed to say that.
Oh. Okay then...
*tries to ignore that for her*
Yep, it seems as though I am INvisible now. Like that one from the Fantastic 4.
*sighs*
*sighs* And I still dont know what to say.
HI PEOPLE!
Responding to lynxia saying i live near york, i live FAIRLY near york i suppose but i'm guesstimating it's at least an hours drive from york to here. The city i live nearest to is HULL. Aitch, yoo, ell, ell. I'm six miles away, i think. Look on my profile, people.
Yep. I live near hull and i think the next nearest two cities are York and Leeds.
Hi Star
I think my village is a pretty big village . . .
*looks at her*
That makes two of us...
*sighs again*
Hi Ink.
Hi eve and rain.
Such hilarious names. I live in a little suburb called Kilkenny. I didn't know which Kenny I wanted to kill until I read Death Bringer.
If anyone ever needs a name for a character, i suggest you ask Vlaedr. *copys and pastes Vlaedr's comment into my notes so i don't have to keep going to my blog to look at it*
Brb.
Brb.
K lynxia.
Gaurgal Sevine. Niracus Embersharde. Tan Carmle. Visher Grind. Hald Marsh. Revne Constage. Mirav Exars. Kild Neyus.
Those were the names, btw^
I don't use ^ for sarcasm, i use it for "look up".
I like the Embersharde thing . . .
Embershade? For a surname?
I am keeping the Embersomething.
All shall be revealed eventually . . .
Embersharde.
Embershart!
Or Embersharte!
Or Embershartt!
Or Embershartte!
No. No double T. Definately not.
I don't want to go back to school. I just don't.
Embersharp!
Embersharx!
I've already been back at school for two weeks.
I want to say here forever...
In an actual blogland. With everyone.
...
*looks away from everyone and picks at the grass again*
Gaurgal Sevine. Niracus Embersharde. Tan Carmle. Visher Grind. Hald Marsh. Revne Constage. Mirav Exars. Kild Neyus.
Or Sevine. Like that one.
Hey - EMBERVINE!
Embervine . . .
I like Embervine.
And lavender.
Why . . .
Just . . . Why . . .
Why not?
WHY NOT???
*hits tree stump viciously with dagger that suddenly appeared in my hand*
Why bloody not?
Hi lynxia.
*angrily yanks dagger out of wood*
Lynxia? *laughs* She's gone.
*sighs*
Gaurgal Sevine. Niracus Embersharde. Tan Carmle. Visher Grind. Hald Marsh. Revne Constage. Mirav Exars. Kild Neyus.
HEY EVERYBODY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'M THIRTEEN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! AND I ALREADY GOT ONE PRESENT!!!!!
(Don't ask, I just feel more like Elaisse right now because my Aunt is being a bitch.)
(Don't ask, I just feel more like Elaisse right now because my Aunt is being a bitch.)
*shakes head*
No. Not this please. I'm not in the mood. I can't do this act right now, Ellaisse.
One l Zath. Why not? Don't I get to be mean for once? Do I always have to be nice and happy and cheer everyone else up when they want to be mean?
Happy birthday, Val. *tries to smile*
Okay then.
*turns back to whatever i was doing uncorcernedly*
. . . NOT!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S GONE? GIVE HER BACK AND GO OFF TO WHATEVER DARK CORNER OF THAT HEAF YOU CAME FROM!
*HEAD
HI VAL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hello Val. Happy birthday.
Thanks Mist! Thanks Star! Thanks evil version of Lynxia!
I got the fifth season of Doctor Who! IT'S SO AWESOME!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
SO HAAAAAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
GETTING OLDER!
GETTING OLDER!
GETTING OOOOOLDER EVERY DAY!
FLETCHER LOVES YOU!
FLETCHER LOVES YOU!
AND THAT IS WHAT WE SAY!
SO HAAAAAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
AND MAY THE GOLDEN GOD BLEEEESS YOU!!!
I dedicate this one to Eve, Val, Lynxia, Star and Sparky.
Eve - ...as I said, I don't have anything to say.
Val - happy birthday! *hands her a grenade*
Lynxia - you're still Lynzia to me. :P
Star - just stop speaking in German...
Sparky - *waves*
And to Robin.
Robin - ...Boo. *laughs*
*sighs* Can't you say either of my names right Zath?
NO I HATE FLETCHER!
But thanks anyway Eve :D
*accepts Mist's grenade and chucks it at older borther*
*smiles grimly at Mist*
*frowns* Sparky?
I've been looking at anime recently and i found some great pics that could be my rebellion characters . . .
I found this one pic and it is just so Marigold, it is not true. I wasn't looking for the exact hair and eye colours so much, more the expression on their faces . . .
Lynxia, can you be Lynxia right now? Please? It's weird having an evil person around, except...
Wait, brb
*smiles grimly back*
Nah, she isn't here.
Why? I want to be mean. I want to be hated. I want to hate. I want to be violent. And, most of all, I want to cause suffering.
Fine.
Never mind.
*laughs* I did it! I directed myself to my house starting from wherever Google Maps put me when I typed in my suburb!
YAAAAAAY! IM NOT HOPELESS!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee! I'm evil too! *run in circles and hits the wall*
Yay!
*laughs*
I can never find my way around google maps.
And now, I'll brb again
There. Happy? I get to be all normal again. To help everyone and be a 'good person' and blah-de-freakin'-blah.
I HAVE STOPPED SPEAKING IN GERMAN RAIN! KEEP UP WILL YA?
But rhanks anyway:)
Well, i say i stopped, but really i'm thinking out what i'm gonna say in german then typing it in english. It's a pretty poor subsitute, but better than nothing:(
Yeah, well so did Nagier, Lynxia. And all that ended up doing was make Eve upset.
Elaisse, you remind me of my little cousin in many ways. One of them being
Your names are very similar.
I've already changed it back! HAPPY?!!
*thanks
Oh, be elysse if you want, Person Who Lives in the Lake District. I don't care.
Thanks you Lynxia *hands her a slice of cake*
Of course not.
But thank you anyway.
*elaisse
HAPPY!
*gives Lynxia a pot of distilled water*
*accepts cake and eats* Sorry I snapped at you guys. I'm just not in a very good mood.
*looks at the clock* All I've done today is come downstairs and get on the coputer... Probably because it isn't even 7 in the morning...
VAL! YOUR BIRTHDAY PREZZERENO!
I present to you...
*drumroll*
...Your blood test results!!!!
*gives Val her present*
*gives Mist, Eve, and Star cake as well*
S'okay. I'm not in a good mode either. Beong deprived of my deutsch isn't helping either. *glares*
*Being
*puts cake in a ziplock bag* Don't you know I don't eat cake?
*sighs at Eve, and shoves her cake in her face instead of handing it to her*
I was sighing at the blood thing
I don't know what I'd give you Val. You already seem to have everything I can think of (e.g. signed books).
So here, I give you a fedora to match Skulduggery's. *hands Val a fedora*
*scrapes cake of face and puts it on a ziplock bag*
*off
*in
YES! I LOVE FEDORAS!
*runs around in fedora*
*chucks a cookie at Eve*
*accepts cake and takes a bite out of it*
Thanks Val...
*sits under the same tree again*
OH, so NOW you think of giving Balkyrie a present, right after I did, hm? HM? That's totally not cool. *does totally not cool thing*
Hi nix.
WB Nix.
*puts cookie in a ziplock bag* Not too fond of cookies either.
*samples Mist's blood* Writing a card for my nana. XD brb
Wow... that pick is old
*pic
*arches an eyebrow at Eve* Balkyrie?
THANKS VAL! *noms cake*
Ah. Yes. Prezzies. *gives val present*
OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT!
It looks exactly like a sonic svrewdriver but it's really a very sharp strong knife! See, you press this button here, and the top half of the screwdriver unfolds itself to reveal the blade. You can probably hide bits of paper and stuff in it too . . .
*screwdriver
What? This pic? ------->
I just decided it was my overall favourite.
Okay
I'm not going to change my pic, unless i find something so terrible awesome i have to use it
Yes! AWESOME! Thank you Star!
*grins at Eve*
What about the Skulduggery Iron Man thing?
HELLO NIX IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Big k, lynxia.
Big k little k cardboard box!
*remembers people singing that and variations of it in art*
Stack the shelves!
Stack the shelves!
Stack the shelves!
Card, board, box!
Start the lawnmower!
Start the lawnmower!
Start the lawnmower!
Card, board, box!
The iron Skul doesn't suit me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAL!
Hang on, i'll get a present
*chucks cake at Nix*
No it's...
Big fish
Little fish
Cardboard box!
You're welcome val!
Big fish little fish cardboard box!
I got you...
This hunting knife for days you're just in a stabing mood!
*hands over hunting knife*
I did say VARIATIONS, lynxia.
*accepts knife from Nix* Yesssssssssss...
*glares at nix* hey! I got her a knife!
At least my knife was cooler:)
I don't care about other variation. The Fish version is best.
*gives Val an active bomb*
Happy birthday.
*grins* my sister invented a song in church from the words in the noticeboard.
Oh, i didn't see that Star...
Well, your knife is for surprising people by sudenly stabing them (which would be hilarious) and mines for the bigger things. It's a little to big, but it gets the job done. They both have their own stregths and weaknesses
*shrugs* the variations were catchy though . . .
That didn't take very long, now did it?
No is the correct answer.
*grins back at Mist*
Yes, Balkyrie. My misspelt names.
Balkyrie, Bix, Misy, Lyncia, Syar.
K nix! :)
Hahaha. Misy.
I'm in the stabing mood...
*looks down at machete, which is for cutting*
Hmm...
Well, at least you're not calling me Lindsey any more.
Syar?
Coolio! Call me syar if you want eve.
*accepts active bomb* Why thank you! I've been neding one of these!
*leaves it on the doorstep of someone's house* *knocks on the door and runs away*
I do not like Bix...
DAMN HWK!
*laughs*
I'm really in the writing mood. I'm going to write a short for Nix
Mm. I misspelt your name and you thought I was calling you Misty.
...
And yes, Star, I shall call you Syar whenever Im in a 'stuff spelling' mood.
And when I say I'll DJ something from now on, Lynxia, I never, NEVER mean it.
this is the opening line
Nix looked at the small army. The army all looked back at him.
Today i did what i swore i'd never do . . .
I switched my lockscreen background. It used to be my epic tanith pic.
Fine. No more Bix.
Now who wants some Weet-Nix?
I am not weet!
Nice line. What for? Pleeeeaaaase say it's WTB!
*frowns*
No, I have other plans for that. This is just a short for no reason
I'm gonna go watch some Doctor Who, I'll be back later byyyyyyyyyyyyye!
Are you sure? Then why did only the hen want to go with you to the mill, hm?
Bye Valereno!
Bye Val
*laughs* very great eve!
*looks at sentence* well, it seemed to make sense it german.
*in
Bye Val, have a good B-Day!
Nix, weren't you gonna do a short on how we all met or something?
No hen as ever taken me to any mill
May the fours be with you val!
Oh yeah... but that's hard to do
I'll get around to it, but at the moment I'm in a Nixion takes on the world sort of mood
Well, that's the rumoreno going around.
Very dramatic. Well, it sounds it.
No, nix, of course not.
*nods*
It was a chicken.
Bb in a few!
K Star.
Bye Val.
Bye Star.
Okay Eve. :(
MSD too.
Bye Star!
Okay Mist
This is working out great
Want to read what I have so far?
Right. I'll probably stick with this one now.
Nix looked at the small army. The army all looked back at him. They continued to look at him.
“Oh hell,” Nixion said.
He couldn’t tell what the army were. They weren’t zombies, that much was obvious. He couldn’t be sure that they weren’t vampires, or sorcerers, or any number of things that could kill him at such a large number.
One of them walked forward. He was in his late twenties, tall and the evil grin on his face said it all.
“Who are you?” He asked, still grinning.
“Yes,” Nixion said, nodding. Time for some old tactics.
The grin was replaced by a confused frown. “What?”
“Of course,” Nixion said, and then he laughed.
“What do you mean?”
It was Nixion’s turn to frown. “I’m afraid I don’t understand.”
“What are you talking about?” The man hissed, growing angry.
“Oh. No no no, it’s more of a beat.”
The man was close to losing it. He looked back at the army, none of which seemed to understand what was going on.
Nixion then began to hum a very fast tune. The man turned back to Nixion, and as he was opening his mouth to say something. Nixion, almost faster than the eye could see, unsheathed his machete and cut the man’s throat.
Actually... Now I think about it, this one is very much like my first one. Could be the same person...
Nice Nix. Very... I would say sly but I kind of knew it was coming.
But he didn't
That kind of reminds me of Fletcher in Mortal Coil. But it mostly reminds me of that annoying thing you do. Very good.
He didn't yeah, but I did. Probably because I know you. *shrugs* Either way I knew it was coming. The bit you trying to confuse him, not the slitting of the throat. That was a certainty.
That's the way I do things. He had no idea what was comming, and I struck
Confused he's easier to deal with
And it's fun to annoy people
*murmers* Think Mist's disappeared.
I feel like singing One Direction
Point point point
YEAH!!!! GO ZINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will this do Eve?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CHfqg0wd8
Tired...midnight...monday...not a good combo
I love that parody so much!
I know all the words!
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