Wednesday, October 26, 2011

And The Winner Is...

I've just picked a winner.

It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...

Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.

There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:

Tanith Low found herself running for all  she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.

Or Zoodude254's:

It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.

The BookNommer's:

Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.

Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:

"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.

And of course, there was Ann-Marie:

The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.

(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)

Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:

The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky. 

I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.

Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:

The Remnant left Tanith's body.

And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:

Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.

Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!

As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!

(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)

(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)

I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't.  And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:

Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern. 


Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.

Well done!

4,858 comments:

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Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you nix!

Star Inkbright said...

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm is like, an answer . . . Er . . . Whatever. You're welcome lynxia.

Lynxia Lost said...

Might be distant. Writing a What If?

Star Inkbright said...

*glares at the world in general and begins kicking tree angrily*

Star Inkbright said...

Das ist okay lynxia.

That's okay lynxia.

*grins triumphantly and climbs tree*

*sits on branch and swings legs*

Star Inkbright said...

Brb.

Nixion Strange said...

Back

Zathract Mist said...

No. I meant second that. I seconded Lynxia, not Nix.

Lynxia Lost said...

Halten Sie mit dem Gott auf, Deutsch zu verdammen, oder ich werde Treten Ihres Arsches von hier zu Deutschland landen!

K Star.

The What If is done if anyone cares.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Nix!

Zathract Mist said...

For the love of god...stop speaking in a different language unless you WANT people not replying to you!

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, translation:

Stop with the God damn German or I'll end up kicking your ass from here to Germany!

All from my head, no translator needed.

Nixion Strange said...

I'll write something out Lynxia

Lynxia Lost said...

OK.

Lynxia Lost said...

#I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere#

Lynxia Lost said...

You'd freak Zath? Never really thought of you as the 'freaking' type. Well... You learn something new every day, I guess.

Zathract Mist said...

Well, I would search, then freak on the inside. On the outside I'd sit down and drink something, occasionally leaping up to check for something again.

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough. I think most people would do that, well... maybe not the drinking part. For me it would probably be torturing someone for the heck of it or committing other violent crimes and so on.

Nixion Strange said...

I'd smash things and yell and throw things around. I'd also fume quitly after a while

Star Inkbright said...

Bacl!

Lynxia Lost said...

WB.

Star Inkbright said...

*is plotting*

Lynxia Lost said...

The French are so strange...
But I love this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4&list=PL33B91AC6A49899D4&feature=plcp

Star Inkbright said...

AHA! *has formed plan*

Star Inkbright said...

*is grinning happily*

Eve the ROCK said...

Back! My comment didn't post...

Commented on your What If post, Lindsey.

Lynxia Lost said...

My name isn't Lindsey!

Unapplicable. said...

Hello.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Cal!

Eve the ROCK said...

Domt you read my comments? I told you'd be calling you Lindsey today. On this page.

Hi Calamity

Nixion Strange said...

It's so funny hopw they keep falling down

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah but my name isn't Lindsey so why?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Cal

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Cal!

Lynxia Lost said...

Remi's lawyer must be God.

Star Inkbright said...

Ha. *grins*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi cal!

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg now bye may the fours be with you and a final HA!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Star and I will have the last laugh!
HA!!

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Star!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Star!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Ink.

Lynxia Lost said...

I feel... Bored. Not normal bored though. Normal bored is like dullness this is.......... Empty. I will call it Hollow Boredom.

Lynxia Lost said...

Wow, the French know how to party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsSokeGomnA&feature=autoplay&list=UUmPSwsooZq8an7xOLQQhAdw&playnext=1

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1pWo0WZJE&feature=channel&list=UL

This one is so funny

Zathract Mist said...

Bye.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Zath.

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Mist.

Lynxia Lost said...

<3 that one Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist

Lynxia Lost said...

Everyone is sooo silent today. What's happened? Has someone come and killed you all?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm reading something...

Unapplicable. said...

Nah. Not quite.

Lynxia Lost said...

#We won this battle with might and fearless hearts
We came and we fulfilled our prophecy
So now we shall march back towards our kingdom
With heads up high and glimmering eyes
we returned with our glory#

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist

I'm playing Minecraft for some reason...

Unapplicable. said...

It's so cold.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lynxia Lost said...

K Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

back

Lynxia Lost said...

WB.

Lynxia Lost said...

I've just found this on Google and it kind of freaks me out...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, Was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, Was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

Eve the ROCK said...

Rah! Rah! Like a dungeon dragon!

Nixion Strange said...

...wow...

Unapplicable. said...

Wow. That is creepy.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lynxia Lost said...

I know! I was like 'No...' Then I Googled it all and it's all true! It's SO strange! AAGGRRHHH!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

K Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

Woah, that's weird.

Unapplicable. said...

The dates are just... wow.
I wouldn't be surprised if they were assassinated in the same month.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hang on, I'll Google it and if they were... *shivers*

Lynxia Lost said...

NO. Lincoln was April and Kennedy was November.

Nixion Strange said...

Back!

Zathract Mist said...

*walks back in*

*grins at Nix*

We're going to Melbourne at the end of the year.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, GOOD. *holds onto the difference*

Zathract Mist said...

THAT IS SO CREEPY!

*reads through the thing again*

Unapplicable. said...

I don't think I would've been able to fathom it if it were in the same month...
So I'm kind of glad.

Nixion Strange said...

... Melbourne?

Lynxia Lost said...

I envy you soooooo much right now Zath you cannot begin to understand.

Nixion Strange said...

Who's we?

Eve the ROCK said...

Gtg

Bye!

Zathract Mist said...

Mm...sorry, Lynxia. *is loving being envied*

My family.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Eve!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Eve!

*waves*

...That feels so alien to me...

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Eve!

Lynxia Lost said...

...Git.

Nixion Strange said...

So... you and your family are comming to Melbourne
When exactly? And for how long?
And you have no idea how hard it is for me to to yell cause I'm finally meeting someone

Eve the ROCK said...

I M H >) F -> A NOTHER FU MINS

Nixion Strange said...

and I'd come to England Lynxia, but it's so damn expensive...

Eve the ROCK said...

(I am here for another-

Gtg again bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Lots of silence again...

*goes and pokes everyone to make sure they're still here*

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs*
Sorry. *means it too*


Christmas holidays. Don't have a precise date yet. Dunno for how long but it will be a holiday so for a while.

Mother: I'm planing our holiday.
Brother: Where are we going?
Mother: So I need to know when to take annual leave.
Brother: Where are we going?
Mother: I'm thinking end of the year holidays, okay?
Brother: Where are we going?
Me: Shut up, Ben.
Mother: Is anyone listening?
Brother: When are we going?
Me: Yeah, fine. End of the year.
Father: Where are we going?
Brother: Yes, where are we going?!
Me: We aren't going to Nepal.
Brother: So where ARE we going.
Me: Shut up.
Mother: I don't know.
Brother: ...What?
Mother: Well, at least we know WHEN we're going.
Father: There was this guy who ran from Sydney to Melbourne in five days...
Me: I want to go to Melbourne. *has just had lightbulb moment*
Mother: Me too.
Me: ...What, really?

So now we're going to Melbourne.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve... again

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, stupid air charges. Otherwise I'd come to Oz. But noooo. They have to charge tonnes of money for just one flight.

Nixion Strange said...

Lynxia, that one flight is from the top of the world to the bottom
We're almost polar oppisites...

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, your family is weird

Lynxia Lost said...

Yup. I'm so far north that if the sun shows here it hides again because of the barren green waste land called England repulses it and you live south so that means you get sun and warmth and all that.

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, where exactly in Melbourne? City or Suburbs? I hate to say it proably won't be the western suburbs..

Zathract Mist said...

Nah. Just my brother. My father was just distracted. :P

Nixion Strange said...

Well, tonight it's going to be 4 degrees, so I'd say it's pretty cold here sometimes

Zathract Mist said...

I'll suggest the western suburbs, but I'll need some attractions, Nix.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hang on. Even if he goes to the city, couldn't you still see him or is it ridiculously big like New York?

Lynxia Lost said...

It;s -2C here and it;s meant to be getting warmer but it hasn't. And it's raining again.

Lynxia Lost said...

*It's

Nixion Strange said...

Then the city
If I were you, i'd take the city. Western suburbs won't be there favourite place. But the bad thing is that my parents don't like my going to the city without them, it can be a rough place sometimes...

Nixion Strange said...

City is pretty big. But i will convince them to let me go, it's just that my mum might come as well
But i'll show you the good places to go

Lynxia Lost said...

I have zilch experience with cities. I've been to London twice and it was hectic. I lived in the country side all my life.

Nixion Strange said...

Eureka Skydeck... uh... Old Melbourne goal... Dymocks... DOCkLANDS! There's a good place to go, the Docklands

Nixion Strange said...

I'm a city and country person. I used to spend the summers in the country

Lynxia Lost said...

Nope. Always country. Only time I ever really go near a city is on the motorway.

Nixion Strange said...

I love the city during the day...

Lynxia Lost said...

I love night skylines. They just look... No word for it really. Night skylines of anywhere look nice. Especially cities and the sea/ocean.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, I just remembered I have to go the the city tomorrow

Lynxia Lost said...

I get to go to school tomorrow. Yay.

Zathract Mist said...

Okay then. City.

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, there's not much in the suburbs...

Lynxia Lost said...

People always say they want to go to the country side but, honestly, there's not that much here.

Nixion Strange said...

I dunno why the country has appel, it just does. I suppose sometimes the city is just to crowded and busy.

Unapplicable. said...

Yuck school...
Which reminds me that I have to start wearing my winter uniform for school.

Lynxia Lost said...

You have a winter uniform. We have to wear the same constantly.

Nixion Strange said...

You know the closest bookstore is Dymocks, in the city? That sucks...

Zathract Mist said...

Distant...

Unapplicable. said...

Yep. Consists of a kilt. Fun.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm sorry, but i can't get over this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgVMecNp0c

Lynxia Lost said...

Really? A kilt? Ouch,

The only difference we've ever had is when they changed the light blue shirts to white fitted ones. That was at the start of my Yr. 8.

Lynxia Lost said...

I know!

Unapplicable. said...

They just take a while to put on. And then they need to constantly be fixed :3
So you don't have a summer at all?

Lynxia Lost said...

Kind of but it's just rainy mainly.

Lynxia Lost said...

We learnt the dance to this in PE Nix. It was so fun! We got to play the song and everything!

Nixion Strange said...

I learnt sefl defense in Pe
As if i couldn't defend myself already

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, it was part of the Dance segment last term. We've done self defence before. I kicked everyone's ass.

Nixion Strange said...

the teacher was an idiot. Half the things wouldn't even work in a real fight

Nixion Strange said...

and you have to actually pick the subject dance to do stuff like that

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah. Loads of stuff like that happen in PE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=XCMnNQW5fFs

Lynxia Lost said...

I wish! We still have to!

Zathract Mist said...

I WAS going to ask to go to Adelaide, but...Mmm...

I'm going to go to Ireland when I'm old enough. Meeting Sparky and Cal is going to be easy. England for Lynxia...That's about it. I'd go to Adelaide somewhere along the way too, I think...

Nixion Strange said...

why is it the person who plays Hermione in these things never actually looks like her

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to England. I have to

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay! England isn't being overlooked for once. I'd come down to Oz. I want to move there when I'm older.

Nixion Strange said...

You know, it says his uncle died, but it was actually his godfather
This video should get its facts right

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs and sits by a tree*

*realizes something*

This...isn't actually depression...

Lynxia Lost said...

I know. That's annoying.


I have to meet you all at some point! I have to! It would probably be easy to meet Flame and Crys. They live in Ireland. Star, L and Robin all live in England but I have to meet you all.

Nixion Strange said...

I have to meet you! Now!
There's this thing where you can go to England with school, but it's so expensive. I'm best of just going on my own

Unapplicable. said...

It's not even arguable.
I will meet you all.

Lynxia Lost said...

I have to meet you at some point. Yeah, there's a trip down to New Zealand but it's this year and the deposit had to be in April last year.

Zathract Mist said...

Meeting you should be easy, Cal. You live in...Beecroft, right?

Nixion Strange said...

I can't meet anyone regularly cause no one's in Melbourne

Unapplicable. said...

Eastwood!
You?

Lynxia Lost said...

Star lives near York. That's not that far from here.

Zathract Mist said...

Near Hornsby. hang on.

*looks up Eastwood*

Unapplicable. said...

I could catch a train to Hornsby easily.

Lynxia Lost said...

Zath, dedicate already!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, dedication. Right. Hang on, I'm bringing up a map...

Zathract Mist said...

Gah...I give up...

Dedications...right...

Lynxia Lost said...

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNqX31FECik&feature=channel&list=UL

Eve the ROCK said...

Baaaaack!

Zathract Mist said...

I dedicate this page to whoever invents teleportation devices that don't cost a fortune. :D

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Eve.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Eve! *waves*

That still feels so weird...

Nixion Strange said...

seen it

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Eve!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

by it i mean the link to the HG parody

Lynxia Lost said...

Brilliant ded! I want one!

Nixion Strange said...

Must have one...

Lynxia Lost said...

I need one more. I'd come and see you! *hugs Nix* I'll have to go soon, but I'll come on at my nan's house.

Nixion Strange said...

*hugs back*
Okay

Eve the ROCK said...

Hiiiiii!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi...

Lynxia Lost said...

Have to go now! Will be back in 30 mins tops! *kisses Nix and shadow walks*

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

*kisses back*
Okay

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l64PffBtGGw&feature=related

Zathract Mist said...

Imma-going ta' Meeeelbooooourne!
Imma-going ta' Meeeelbooooourne!

Nixion Strange said...

*grins*
You are

Eve the ROCK said...

Waving feels weird? *waves* Huh.

I'm a late commenter. Yes.

Bye Lynxia!

Zathract Mist said...

*starts to do a happy dance, then stops and frowns*

This had better work out, otherwise I'm going to look like I was lying again...

*glares at a tree*

Zathract Mist said...

...No. I'm sure it will work out. My mother seems pretty keen on going to Melbourne.

Nixion Strange said...

oh damn
I gotta go. I'll try and be back later. Hopefully soon
bbl

Zathract Mist said...
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Zathract Mist said...

Yes, come back. Bye, Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Zathract Mist said...

Anyone else here?

Unapplicable. said...

I'm here.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm here. Or maybe I'm invisible.

Unapplicable. said...

I can see you quite clearly!

Zathract Mist said...

Okay. Good. People. Although, I'm not sure if Eve is visible...

Anyway! *leaps onto iPod*

Unapplicable. said...

I'll be right back!

Eve the ROCK said...

Really? Coz I can't. *slaps self*

Well, Mist, apparently I AM visible.

Unapplicable. said...

Back.

Zathract Mist said...

Back.

Yes...I think you are...

*looks at Eve*

Wait, no, I can see you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Marvellous.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hellooooooooooo?

Unapplicable. said...

Hello :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, good.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxia!

Unapplicable. said...

WB Lynxia!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi. I'm on my phone again so my comments will be disappearing.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, god. My dad just forced me to eat a chocolate biscuit. *shudders*

Eve the ROCK said...

I'll try to keep up.

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