Friday, June 24, 2011

The End Of The World

Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.

A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.

It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.

However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.

World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.

I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.

The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.

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Niamhy Jay said...

LOLz

lego said...

hello again!

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat*
*curls up in a warm corner*
Meow!

lego said...

does anyone know how to reach dragona besides leaving a comment on his blog?

Aquila Felis said...

*changes back*
How about waiting till he's on chat?

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Legolas!!

lego said...

hi NJ!

lego said...

It sounded to me like he was leaving (i.e. not going to be on chat) which is why I need to talk to him.

Aquila Felis said...

... ?

When, how, what why? 0o

Dragona's leaving?

Niamhy Jay said...

Why?? What happened??

lego said...

from dragona:But she shouldn't have changed it in the first place. She knows how it effects me but she STILL did it.
Everyone on the chat make me really fed up. They never say sorry, or thank you and only rarely ask me how I am. Then they start arguments with me, then expect me to put up with them changing their names and pictures which I REALLY hate.
They just do it to get at me, they change it pretty much every day. They start arguments with me also because of that. I can't help hating them.
Then after a while of that, it starts to get you down. Now even my own WIFE wants to upset me. I can't take it, it's the last straw.

lego said...

and earlier he said: "I'm leaving, that pretty much sums up how I feel."

Aquila Felis said...

... soooo.... Kallista changed name or pic?

Niamhy Jay said...

I Ask him how he is!! I ask EVERYBODY!! When i ask 'how are you??' i am asking Everyone at once!!

lego said...

yeah, I didn't see it though.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I don't think that Dragona would leave. I really can't see it happening. Out of all of us, he's on the most.

Also hi.

Liz said...

Aw jeez, whats going on now?

Aquila Felis said...

*sighs*
Kal sometimes had a tendency to act without thinking.


*puts a sign on the blog, saying
"Dragona, please don't leave."
*

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Niall and Lizzy!


And he might leave, actually. He was close to leaving a few times.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Niall long time no speak!!

i dont think Dragona will Leave either!!
Everybody says they will, but they never do!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Lizzy

Aquila Felis said...

Some people DID leave.
And some are quite close to being gone.
*shrugs*

lego said...

I don't know. A few times on chat, he's gotten really upset and seems to think that people don't care about him and just want to annoy him :(

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I reckon Kal will make everything better.

I also think that people should stop changing their names.
Everyone gets annoyed when Dragona gets annoyed, and it's really not worth the hassle...

=/

Aquila Felis said...

He does think that. Actually, you lot managed to give him the impression that you hate him and like to torture him. *sighs*

Niamhy Jay said...

I care about him he is really nice!! So is Everyone on here!!

lego said...

*sigh* I gtg

Niamhy Jay said...

i dont!! I never Change my Name i Changed it once and the only Reason my Pic is Diffrent is cuz my Computer was reset but it's been the one it is now for a few Weeks!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Legolas

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Legolas!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I've never changed my name or pic, simply because of Dragona.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Oh. Bye.

Aquila Felis said...

*sighs*
*shrugs*

Niamhy Jay said...

I don't want Dragona to go!!

Aquila Felis said...

Neither do I.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Aww.... don't be all glum and upset ... SMILE! :] ...

so tell me ... why is everyone so upset?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Nobody does.

Dragona's changed, though.
I think that everyone should compromise. Peoplecan change their names IF they run it through him first.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

ahhh I see now ....

Niamhy Jay said...

We Should Write up petitions!! convincing him not to go!!
like what was done when Kallista's parents didnt want her coming in here anymore

Octa said...

Ok I maybe be able to help.

And people please don't judge Kal with the whole she has a tendancy to do things with out thinking.

Aquila Felis said...

...
He already knows all I could say to stop him.
And I won't try to make him stay when he really wants to leave. I already get a bad conscience for making him stay that long...
*sighs*

Aquila Felis said...

Octa, I said the same a bit earlier. ^^

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

we should all write him "don't go" emails.

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm not Judging anyone!!

Aquila Felis said...

The part about Kal, I mean. ^^

Octa said...

Because she doesn't.

The reason she changed her name (it was the chat one she changed) is because Ann's little daughter Rocket Star was on the chat and all Kallista did was add some of the shiny emoticons to her name to make RS laugh. (Little kids like shiny things no) and then it was late at night and she merely forgot to take them off when she left.

Dragona comes on in the morning and is like WTF she changed her name! The whole world hates me! I'm leaving!

I'm sorry Dragona but you have a slightly screwed perception of the world that needs to change. people don't change their names to spite you, but because they like the new name, or feel it reflects them better or to make other people like RocketStar happy. And if you have the view they do this to hate you, even though this isn't true then yes your going to be depressed. There's not much we can do about that. Apart from not changing our names.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Look.
I've been told you want to leave.
This might be out of place on your blog, but we really don't want you to leave Blogland. You and I have had our ups and downs, but I still don't want you to go. Blogland won't be the same without you.
I propose that, if someone wants a name or pic change, they should run it by you. If you don't approve, you can say no, and they won't do it. Sound fair?

Look, we really want you to stay.
Your friend,
Niall (On behalf of the other minions.)


^ Posted this on his blog.

Octa said...

And at Niall- it's a good solution but it doesn't work :(

Gepard proposed something similar to yours a while back, Dragona agreed to it, if he felt the persons reason for the name change was valid, he'd accept the name.

Unfortunately Dragona didn't accept anyone's reasons as he believes we change our names to spite him.

Aquila Felis said...

Btw, Niall, they already said they'd ask him. They didn't.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Well, that's all I can think of, aside from Dragona stopping caring.

(Which would be fine...)

Aquila Felis said...

(Which is, sadly, impossible.)

Octa said...

Alas.

Niamhy Jay said...

Dragona,

you are such a laugh you tell us Funny Stories about ethan that REALLY make me laugh!!
you are such Class Craic!! We had a few Downs about the way i speak but apart from that!! you are soo Awesome and your Stories are EPICA not just EPIC but EPIC-A that is like a whole new level of EPIC!! plz dont Leave we will miss you Very much!!



PLEASE don't Leave!!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Yeah..

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

In other, less depressing news, Camp NaNo starts tomorrow...

Octa said...

Huh. So we're all gloomy then?

Octa said...

Really?

This year I'm actually going to enter NaNoWriMo.

I say this every year but this year I'll actually do it.

Again as I say every year :P

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat and curls up in corner*

Niamhy Jay said...

Well i Wouldn't say Gloomy!!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I say that every year too, but I was going to do it this year.
Then Cam came, and I should be able to do that...

Maybe.

Niamhy Jay said...

Kewl!!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I had a NaNovel planned about a punch of nerds, but I want to leave that to November, so I'm writing a novel about their RolePlay characters...

Niamhy Jay said...

Kewlio

Mary Contrary said...

Hi NJ! Hi Niall! Hi Octa! Hi Aquila!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Hey Taia!

Aquila Felis said...

*meows a hi*

Octa said...

Hey Taia!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Taia

Mary Contrary said...

ooh, I'm going to do NaNoWriMo this year (I think)

... That IS what you were talking about, right?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

How do you guys think a Half-Demon rogue would talk?

Flamboyantly?
Cockney?
Regally?

Niamhy Jay said...

what is NaNoWriMo??

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

National Novel Writer's Month.

You write 50,000 words. In a month.

Mary Contrary said...

NaNoWriMo - National Novel Writing Month
the goal is to write a 50,000 word novel in one month (November)

Niamhy Jay said...

Ooh kewl!!

Octa said...

Hmm... half demon rouge

Interesting...

Octa said...

How would it talk?

You've got me puzzling over this. I think I'd need a little more on his personality to decide.

Mary Contrary said...

*agrees with Octa*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

It's my OC Ellen's RP character.
Jester, Arch Rogue to a band of five other thieves.
Ogham- Dwarf Rogue- Steve's chara
Gort- Half-Orc cleric- Spencer's chara
Sabrina- Elf Sorceress- Susanna's chara
Sean- Human Fighter- Leroy's chara

Octa said...

Hmm... what be the demon rouges name?

Unless it's Ellen.

In which case I know the demon's name.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Sorry. Jester's the half-demon.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

And she's not really a "half-demon" more like a "one-sixteenth demon", because the infernal heritage is further up the family tree...

Octa said...

Jester. Hmm... Jester the half demon rouge.... ummm... speech... talking... Jester.... regal... yet also sarcastic/snobbish.... maybe like the french aristocracy... yet with out the french accent.... and a bit more... um... blood like?... violent... yes.

A regal snoobish/sarcastic voice with a hint of violence and blood lust. And also harsh and powerful.

If there is such a voice like that. I couldn't write in that way. But its how I'd like to write it.

Has this helped at all?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Excellent.

I was going for something like that anyhow, but I hadn't thought of the French thing.
I'll throw a few more Latin words, and some Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.

Octa said...

Ach. I need some lunch. And to get dressed. Yes...

brb

Mary Contrary said...

kk Octa

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Buh-bye Octa.
I also need lunch.
Sandwich time!

Niamhy Jay said...

KK Octa

Octa said...

I understood most of that actually!

Sesquipedalian means to use long words

Loquaciousness just means talkative

I think...

Octa said...

Ok I'm gone now!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Any ideas for Jester's character traits?

I'm thinking of giving her a preference for rawer meat, but not blue steaks.

Also pointy canines.

Mary Contrary said...

Ah, thanks for that definition Octa, I now understand what that means. :)

Aquila Felis said...

*meows a hi*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Hey Kal!

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Kallista!

*looks at her clock*

Good... morning? afternoon? day?

er, I'll just say hi instead...

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Kal

Niamhy Jay said...

How are you Kal??

Ohh... Wait i havent asked others!!

How are you ALL??

Aquila Felis said...

*meows sadly*
*puts head under her paw*

Niamhy Jay said...

Mmm... Cheese on toast under the grill Lurvley

Mary Contrary said...

I'm okay thanks NJ, although, I'm a bit confuzzled and stuff...

Niamhy Jay said...

Aquila Cat What's wrong??

*cuddles Aquila cat*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Sorry I disappeared everyone! ... just changing my blog background and features around a bit

Octa said...

I be back! With piping hot pitta bread. Mmmm...

Oh and I'm also a wee bit ecstatic.

For a rather odd reason. I'M WEARING JEANS!!!

I haven't worn a pair of jeans since I was 11. That's 5 and a half years ago. Hence my excitement. I just don't fit into jeans, I'm too tall and too thin. But I have a pair that fits now! Granted I'll grow out of it in a month and then will have to wait another 5 years until I fit into jeans again but I Have Jeans!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

My pitta bread has gone cold now :(

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm going to be having pitta bread :D .... were having prawn curry today ...


hmmm prawn curry YUM!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

GTG.
Sorry for sudden departure.

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Octa!

*lights a fire and puts Octa's pitta bread over it*

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww that is soo kewl Octa!!

Sorry to here about the pitta bread though

Octa said...

Nice background.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye Niall !

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Niall!!

Octa said...

Aww. Bye Niall!!!

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Niall!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thank you :) It's a picture of a white tiger in water that I edited in Picnik

Octa said...

It be most epic.

And did you get rid of Gepards banner thing today or have I just not paid enough attention to your blog?

Octa said...

Bah. I need more pitta bread.

brb

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

False alarm. I thought I had to go away, but I didn't!

Also, my mum bought me gourmet jellybeans!
OMNOMNOMNOM

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to human*
Bye Niall!

Nicolette, is there a chance that you'll get your old pic back? Please?

Niamhy Jay said...

Kewl

i'm go have to go now!! :( BYE ALL *hugs everyone* BYE

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Niall, cool!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Bye NJ...

Mary Contrary said...

Aww... Byee NJ *hugs*

Aquila Felis said...

Bye NJ!
Hi again, Niall.

Nicolette: Please.

Liz said...

*clings to Kallista and starts sobbing* That was beautiful :')

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes I did get rid of Gepard banner because the colours didn't fit ... but I have a plan!

To batter my eyelashes long enough for him to make me a new one that matches!

And I can't Aquila ... all my old pictures were on my laptop and that has *cough* died .... My old picture of me that dragona wanted me to put it back to is gone so I put a picture of me up that I have on my computer ....

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*tear*

Octa said...

*hugs Kallista and starts comforting her*

The last parts not true you know. About no one wanting to talk to you. We all do. And I explained to the people here about RS.

We all love and care about you to!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:'[ ... aww Kallista that brought tears to my eye ....


don't cry you soppy fool!

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs Kallista*
Octa is right, you know.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*bawl*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hugs Kallista*

We do care about you Kallista!!! ...


Don't.cry.don't

Aquila Felis said...

*gives a tissue to Kallista*
They all tell you not to cry, but sometimes it helps.
*shrugs*

Octa said...

Oh my dear Kallista

I fear that Dragona's blind hatred of name changes has just become too much if it makes him forget what kind of person you are.

Well I for one will never forget how amazing you've been to me and to everyone who you encounter. I'm sure everyone else will say the same.

*gives Kal another hug*

Because that's what we all need really. Hugs :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I for one would love to talk to you Kallista if you would talk back :]

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*Hugs everyone*

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at situation*
*decides it's better to whisper, so she won't interrupt them*
*whispers:

Nicolette, couldn't you find a place where you commented with your old pic and get it back from there?

*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*whispers back* I'll look on my blog, but it's so long ago I fear it will take a long time.

Aquila Felis said...

*whispers*
Thanks. :)



*pokes Kal*
*gives her more tissues, just in case*

Octa said...

I think I found the picture.

It's on the very first blogpost of your blog

Mary Contrary said...

*curls up in the corner of blogland*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*leaves to do more character dev for Jester and her motley band*
I'll still be here, I'll just be a little slow...

Octa said...

Mmmmk Niall

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*whispers* I found the one dragona wanted me to change it back to but its so small it wont save the file as a jpg or gif :/

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Copy-Paste it into an image editor and enlarge it.
when it's reduced to avatar size, it should retain the original pixel arrangement.
*pushes up glasses*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thank you Niall ... I will try that with paint

Mary Contrary said...

lol Niall

Octa said...

LOL Kallista

Aquila Felis said...

*whispers*
Is the pic you want the one with the girl holding that ... lizard-thing?
Cause if so, try googling "Nauraka".

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

... urr it looks like a box filled with multicoloured squares .... I guess paint doesn't do the pixel thing

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Kal!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

No ... Dragona hated that one ... its the one where I have a tie around my head

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

No. It's okay.
The image will be really blurry, but when It's reduced back, it should be fine...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

okaii I'll upload it to my profile right now

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

It THINK it'll work...
*strokes beard*

Octa said...

For that is my evil plan!

*strokes cat*

I don't expect it to work, I expect you to DIE!

*ruins some more phrases*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

urm lets just say paint doesn't work ...

I'll save the photo on my email and do it round my dads in 2 weeks (wont be there this saturday)
he has microsoft it might work on that

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Octa

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Paint IS microsoft software, but it's terrible...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

well yeah but the photo resizing in word and powerpoint is much better

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Yup.
CURSE YOU, PAINT!

Octa said...

*nods*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*shakes angry fist at paint*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET!
NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*paint vaishes from every computer*

I think it has run away in fear

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*vanishes

*Glares at N key*

Mary Contrary said...

*looks at her computer*

aww...
all my paint pictures have run away too...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Aww all my doodles on doodle last night are gone because I printscreened them into paint ....

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Paint is epic for pixel art, and terrible for everything else...

Mary Contrary said...

*agrees*

Octa said...

*nods*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*disappears*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I have to leave now, for real.

Mary Contrary said...

aww... Bye Niall!!

Mary Contrary said...

kk KAl

Aquila Felis said...

Mine?

Aquila Felis said...

Mine?

Mary Contrary said...

MINEEE!

Octa said...

Mine!

Octa said...

Mine!

Octa said...

Mine!

Octa said...

Mine!

Aquila Felis said...

Mine?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

What?

Octa said...

Mine!

Mary Contrary said...

MOO!

Octa said...

Drat. So close.

Thanks Kal!

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Nicolette!!

Congrats for first comment

*gives her the 'I got the first comment' hat

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...
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Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

LOL now I know what was going on my comment looks hillarious'

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hmmm

I dedicate this page to everyone and everything because everyone and everything is awesome in their/there own little way! :]

Exept mushrooms, there just evil!

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

HELLO BLOGLAND! :D

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Hey!! Quinn!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I wish that I was stronger, I'd separate the waves! Not just let the water take me away.

^^ think about it

- the water by hurts

Prophet said...

no ones on?

Prophet said...

well who cares cos ıve got good news and sadly bad news

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Krane!

Octa said...

We be here!

Aquila Felis said...

*hopes the news aren't too bad*

Prophet said...

the good news ıs that ı'll be back home on saturday. the bad news ıs that ...on second thought ıll just post ıt on my blog

Prophet said...

oh hey guys

Octa said...

Hi Krane!

Prophet said...

wıll be doıng 2 thıngs at once

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