Friday, June 24, 2011

The End Of The World

Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.

A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.

It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.

However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.

World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.

I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.

The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.

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Ann Marie said...

I'd rather have gotten 1999. I remember when that song came out... sigh.

How are you, Pyro?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Have you ever seen the doctor who episode of Daleks vs

It is soo cool!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'm very good thank you!

And you?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Grr…


G2G

Bye All!!!¡¡¡!!!

Ann Marie said...

That last one of the Rose seasons? Yeah! Cried so much at the end.

Um, I'm still depressed, apparently. Been weepy all day. :-P

Ann Marie said...

Bye, Pyro!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Damn. Please don't say I've missed Ann. FOUR MINUTES.


*hits self*

Ann Marie said...

Sorry, Dragona, still there? Browser crashed, and I'm being lazy about refreshing cause I didn't think anyone would be here.

Dragona Pine said...

Hello Ann, how are you?

Ann Marie said...

Meh.

How are you? Haven't seen you in a while!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm leaving. I think that sums up how I am feeling.

Isabella Midnight said...

DOOOOOONNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!

Ann Marie said...

What? What's wrong, Dragona?

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista changed her name on the chat even though she knows it hurts me. Everyone does it. Now she's hurt me on purpose and I can't take it. I'm leaving.

Isabella Midnight said...

Dont. I haven't Aquila hasnt Lunar Hasnt





PLEASE DONT LEAVE!!!!!!


loook you reduced me to begging and I need to go soon the plane is near landing!!!!!!







PLEASE DONT LEAVE

Isabella Midnight said...

BYEEEE I NEED TO GO






DONT LEAVE DRAGONA. please...

Ann Marie said...

She's not even there?

Dragona Pine said...

No, she's not on now. But her name is still on the offline part. If I stay, I don't think I can talk to anyone, on here or the chat, ever again. Even she hurts me on purpose, now.

Ann Marie said...

She probably just forgot to change it back before she left. I'm sure she didn't mean to deliberately upset you. Kallista doesn't do that.

Ann Marie said...

I don't see her. What did she change it to?

Dragona Pine said...

But she shouldn't have changed it in the first place. She knows how it effects me but she STILL did it.
Everyone on the chat make me really fed up. They never say sorry, or thank you and only rarely ask me how I am. Then they start arguments with me, then expect me to put up with them changing their names and pictures which I REALLY hate.
They just do it to get at me, they change it pretty much every day. They start arguments with me also because of that. I can't help hating them.
Then after a while of that, it starts to get you down. Now even my own WIFE wants to upset me. I can't take it, it's the last straw.

Ann Marie said...

It's tinging at me but I don't see any messages. Weird.

Octa said...

Hello?

Ann Marie said...

Sorry, Octa! *hugs*

*hugs Dragona* Hope you feel better.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Aw Dragona don't leave D:

Octa said...

Hey Nicolette!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey :] ... my grandads threatening to kill me..

Octa said...

Ummm why?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Because he doesn't like my hair cut :P

Octa said...

Ahhh...

Well, I don't know what the haircut looks like so I can't judge

:P

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hides her picture* AHH your not missing much ... It's brown

Octa said...

Mmm... so don't you think Derek's being cruel.

Releasing the extremely fascinating title for book 7 before book 6 comes out.

I mean Dave gives us an awful lot to ponder on :D

It's just cruel

REG

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I know! Thats to cruel! I mean who's Dave?

Is he a new character that will be in book 6 ??

Octa said...

I think that it's actually Skulduggery's true name!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes! It could be! I didn't think of that ... Maybe the power his true name gives him can make him strong enough to defeat lord vile!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*picks at her purple nail polish* it won't come off!

Octa said...

Unless Lord Vile finds out first... and then Dave, unfortunately will be doomed :(

Eeek. The suspense.... a race to discover who finds out Skulduggery's true name first....

Ingenious Derek I say! Masterpiece!

Octa said...

But because it's purple then it doesn't matter :P

You can never have too much purple

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Oh no! I can't tKe the suspence!

And yes purple is awesome ... I'm wearing purple PJ's that say sleepy sheep :P

Blood Butterflies said...

hi guys! any1 on9?

Octa said...

Awesome!

I've never worked out Derek's plot twists before :P

This is a first!

We're just too clever for him now :P

Blood Butterflies said...

*downs a cup of coffee*

Octa said...

Hey Butterflies!

Niamhy Jay said...

HELLO

Blood Butterflies said...

hi Octa! I hurt my arm so I wouldn't be able to atype as fast and with much more eRRORS. hi NICOLETTE:)

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Octa! Hey Butterflies! Hey Nicolette!

Mary Contrary said...

Hi NJ!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

HI tAIA :) Hi NJ :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes, yes we are :)

Heya butterflies! *glances at the coffee*

*remembers that she hasn't had breakfast*

*shuffles away to get tea and toast*

Octa said...

hey NJ! Hey Taia!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Taia!! Hey Butterflies!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Octa

Octa said...

I too haven't had breakfast.

I'll be back!

*grins evilly*

*chokes on some toast*

Oh and for anyone who hasn't yet voted

*stares at NJ and Butterflies*

Vote I say!!!

http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2011/06/prizes-and-stuff.html

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Nicolette!!

Blood Butterflies said...

it's about 5pm over here XD

Mary Contrary said...

...
I haven't had breakfast either...

*thinks*

Meh, I can eat later.

Blood Butterflies said...

haha lol.

Niamhy Jay said...

I haven't had breakfast yet either

*glares at Octa* Eevilll

Blood Butterflies said...

I've hurt my arm so my doctor says no more fasting until your arm heals. damn. the christians in my chuRCH are going 2 start the 40 day prayer journey, and if my arm doesn't heal by then, i swear....

Blood Butterflies said...

...

it's awkward you know, about how i huRt my arm, so don't ask.

Niamhy Jay said...

as in Lent Butterflies?? 40 day... i got Lent

Blood Butterflies said...

is any1 on9? or....r yall eating breakfast?!!!! O.O

Mary Contrary said...

Aww, poor butterflies...

I won't ask, but I kinda want to know now...

*resists temptation of asking*

Octa said...

I was eating breakfast.

But I'm back now

Mary Contrary said...

I'm not eating breakfast, although I want to, but I don't want to go downstairs - It's cold, and I'm happy in bed, except I'm kinda hungry...

Blood Butterflies said...

okay fine. it's on my blog metamorphosis.

Blood Butterflies said...

*gives taia some breakfast and downs another cup of coffee*

Octa said...

545 views left to go
545 vieeeeewwwsss
You go on the blog
It goes down by one
544 views left to gooo

*continues singing in the style of 100 bottles of beer on the wall*

*everyone glares at Octa*

Blood Butterflies said...

er.....right octa......

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm here

I'M GETTING MY HAIR CUT TODAY

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Octa!

thanks for the breakfast Butterflies.

*stuffs breakfast in her mouth and chews madly*

Niamhy Jay said...

You are Cruel Octa i Voted read my Comment!!

Blood Butterflies said...

you know, sometimes i pity derek's computer. must be overflowing with the trash we put here. must make the whole thing lag.

Whoppee. I have no lessons tomorrow, but I still have to go to school. this sucks. officially. I mean, I'm there for my CCA (extra-curriculum activities) for a body movement workshop. I mean, how much body movement can you do with a Fractured arm? not much, i'd bet.

A thought just hit me. Does Master Derek read our posts from the blog, or does he read from his inbox?

Octa said...

Well I'm very grateful for your vote.

Why is it that everyone has voted for 2?

It's uncanny.

Blood Butterflies said...

cool. hope your haircut isn't as bad as mine was.

Niamhy Jay said...

i'm not Sure i'd say Inbox!!

Blood Butterflies said...

argh i accidentally undid my hairtie and i realised i can't tie my haiR and it's getting extremely warm yarrgghhhhhh

Niamhy Jay said...

i'm really Excited cuz i'm Dying my Hair TOMORROW!!

Octa said...

I'd say the blog.

For I've turned off the thing that sends them to my inbox. My inbox got trashed.

Derek's must be trashed tens of thousands times worse than mine.

So I suspect he reads them on the blog.

Blood Butterflies said...

whoa. what colour NJ?

Niamhy Jay said...

Well i'm not Sure!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Dark Brown though it will be Black at the Beginning but that'll die down!!

Blood Butterflies said...

hahaha lol. one of my favourite colours is flame orange, or haunting stormy gray.

Blood Butterflies said...

what colour is your HAIR NOW?

Niamhy Jay said...

i was Saying 'I'm not Sure' to Octa!!

Blood Butterflies said...

ohhhhhh. yeah whatever XD

Niamhy Jay said...

like a warm Brown Colour but my Roots are an Ashy Brown

Blood Butterflies said...

....

mine used to be black but because I go swimming, the chlorine has bleached the pigments out, and therefore if you hold my hair up to the light, it looks brown.

Blood Butterflies said...

what colour is your hair octa?

*notices Taia has gone pretty quiet*

Blood Butterflies said...

*awkward silence*

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes back covered in raspberry jam*

I LOVE Rasberry jam!

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi Nicolette!

*gives her a jar of Raspberry jam*

I like it too XD although I like blueberry better.

Octa said...

My hair be black. or a very very dark brown.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Ooh I haven't tried blueberry jam... I think when I get round to getting dressed I will cycle to teso metro and buy all types of jam!

Blood Butterflies said...

Nicolette do you have a facebook? if you do go join the group "The People of Blogland" XD

Octa said...

Hey Nicolette!

I much prefer marmalade.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

My hair is sort of medium brown but it goes very dark in the winter... Like my eyes green in summer brown in winter

Blood Butterflies said...

XD okay lol.

*looks around*

where did Taia go?

Octa said...

maybe to eat something.

Blood Butterflies said...

maybe. maybe not.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Marmalade is my favourite but since were all out raspberry jam is second :]

Blood Butterflies said...

I'M SUFFERING FROM HAIR LOSS AND I NEED TO GO NOW MY CHINESE EXCERCISE BOOK IS DRAGGING ME..... NEEDS....TO.....FIGHT....BOOK......ARGH. No seriously guys I gtg. cya all l8r XD if I can come online.

Mary Contrary said...

Sorry for my unannounced disappearance.

Anyhow, I'm back now

Mary Contrary said...

Aww... Byee Butterflies!

Blood Butterflies said...

BYE TAIA! BYE EVERYONE! GTG!

*zip*


*is gone*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*waves goodbye*

Mary Contrary said...

*glances around*

why does it go quiet when I reappear?

Octa said...

Bye Butterflies!

Niamhy Jay said...

hey Sorry my brother took the lap top HELLO!!

Octa said...

@Taia

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

:P

Mary Contrary said...

I g2g for a bit.

I'll be back very soon, but I must eat breakfast now.

Farewell (for now)

Octa said...

Hey NJ!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*glances around*

I can't talk now ... there watching me O.o

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Octa

Bye Taia!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Who are watching you??

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*gets in closer and whispers*

The government .... BAH I have said to much!! *runs off*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*cough* *cough*

http://stories-of-the-super-natural.blogspot.com/2011/06/new-story.html#comments

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

^^ discrete Nicole ...

discrete

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL

Octa said...

Umm... bye Taia!

Will go read Nicolette!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*slowly eats some rasberry jam on toast*

Mary Contrary said...

I hath returned from my meeting with a bacon sandwich.

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL HEY TAIA

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

And where is the bacon sandwhich?

Octa said...

In Antarctica?

Mary Contrary said...

LOL. We made a deal, and the bacon sandwich is now sleeping happily inside me.

Octa said...

Well I could still be right. Taia are you in Antartica?

Mary Contrary said...

errm...

*looks out the window*

Nope, no snow here, just clouds, and other signs of rain.

Octa said...

Drat.

*sends army of ninja penguins to kidnap Taia and take her to the South Pole*

I shall be right I say! :P

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL WTH Octa? *laughs*

Mary Contrary said...

*sees ninjas in the distance and begins to climb a tree*

*as they get closer, she realises they're penguins*

Awww! So cute!
*jumps down from tree to get a closer look*

Octa said...

*whispers to NJ*

I don't like guessing things wrong :P

Mary Contrary said...

lol Octa!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*looks at ninja penguins* ...they look so familiar ...

*glances at her army of ninja penguins to see them gone*

HEY!

Niamhy Jay said...

*whispers back* OK Fair Enough :P

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL NICOLETTE

Octa said...

*penguins sneakily surround the tree*

*leader penguin takes out a walkie talkie*

Operation Bacon Sandwitch Is Go!

Go! Go! Go!

*horde of ninja penguins surround Taia and place her into the back of a snowmobile*

To the South Pole!

Mary Contrary said...

*is attacked by ninja-penguins*

... Maybe they don't like being called cute?

*pulls out her sword, but can't bring herself to harm a penguin, even a ninja one*

*gives in and is carried away by cute-ninja-penguins*

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL OCTA

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Nicolette!

Mary Contrary said...

Also, LOL Octa!

Octa said...

*Octa looks around at Nicolette*

*whistles innocently*

So I hear you've lost a ninja penguin army?

I haven't seen them I swear!

*whistles some more*

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL TAIA

Mary Contrary said...

*wonders how long it will be to get to the south pole, considering they're travelling by snowmobile, but there's no snow here*

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Octa!

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL TAIA

Octa said...

*penguins realise the snowmobile isn't moving*

*penguins place the snowmobile (and Taia) into the back of a van*

*drive off furiously*

*penguins continue through the Channel Tunnel, across mainland Europe, right down Africa, and then take a boat from Capetown to Antartica*

*penguins unload snowmobile and zoom off to the South Pole*

There happy now? :D

Mary Contrary said...

*tries to negotiate with the penguins*

Heres the deal, If you let me go, I'll give you all a bacon sandwich each? Deal?

*pauses*

Actually, the South Pole sounds pretty cool... To Antarctica! Up, Up, and away!

Niamhy Jay said...

WOOHOO TAIA... Can i Join you Taia??

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Octa!

Yes I am happy, except, I'm cold, as I'm still wearing Pyjamas, which aren't really suited for the icy weather of Antarctica...

*shivers*

Mary Contrary said...

Sure NJ! But remember to wear some warm clothes, eg. Not pyjamas.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Oh .. sorry ... I just assumed ...

Hmm *looks under rocks and behind trees for her ninja penguin army*

*comes across dragon armies, golum armies, elf armies and Big cat armies but ignores them in the hunt for her penguin army*

Niamhy Jay said...

*haps up into super warm clothes suitable for Antartica* SOUTH POLE HERE I COME

*heads of to Antartica*

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Nicolette!

Mary Contrary said...

NJ! WAIT!!!

BRING SOME SUPER WARM CLOTHES FOR ME PLEASE??

Octa said...

*yawns and then teleports everyone home*

I've got to leave now.

Go shopping and stuff.

Be back later.

Bye!

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL Nicolette

lego said...

hiiiiiii

Mary Contrary said...

Aww... Byeee Octa!!

*throws a snowball at him before he teleports*

Byee!

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Legolas!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Legolas

*Bring Taia Super warm clothes for Antartica*

now... SOUTH POLE HERE I COME

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*gets transported home* wha-?


*thousands of nija penguins then get transported on top of her*

AHHHH!! *muffled noises that sound like MY PENGUINS! and Byee Octa come from underneath the penguins*

Niamhy Jay said...

BYE OCTA

Mary Contrary said...

LOL NJ! Thanks!!

*attempts to light a fire* *fails*

Mary Contrary said...

LOL NIC!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL NICOLETTE

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

BAH! Why are paintballs so expensive!

Mary Contrary said...

sorry for any delayed replies - deleting stupid facebook emails... 90 down, 6o more to go...

Niamhy Jay said...

Dno maybe its cus they is DANGEROUS *runs from the firing paintballs* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL it ok Taia

I'm Writing part 5 of my Fan Fic soo y'know i'm a bit Slow as well

Mary Contrary said...

WOOHOO! Finished!!

Cool NJ!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*mumbles under her breath* ... LIGHT BULB!

Niamhy Jay said...

light bulb??

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I have an idea *runs of mumbiling garbish*

be on later :P

Mary Contrary said...

lightbulbs are... useful.

They bring light to the dark - provided you have elctricity, otherwise, they're pretty useless really...

Niamhy Jay said...

LOL TAIA

KK Nicolette

Mary Contrary said...

kk, Byee Nicolette!!

Niamhy Jay said...

burgundy Darymple...

...Randomness

Niamhy Jay said...

here i'm going to Get Breakfast!! Yes, at 11.48 in the Morning i'll be back soon

Mary Contrary said...

kk NJ

Mary Contrary said...

brb - going to get dressed

Yes, I am still in pyjamas, at 11:52am, got a problem with that?

No? Didn't think so...

Niamhy Jay said...

So am i!!

Mary Contrary said...

cool NJ!

*is no longer wearing pyjamas*

*High Fives*

Mary Contrary said...

... where'd Legolas go?

Niamhy Jay said...

I dno i'm Still in my PJ's cus thet is comfy and i am on my Summer holidays i am at no obligation to get Dressed in Day wear!!

Mary Contrary said...

... g2g now...

Be back laters

Byeeeee!!

*waves madly*

Aquila Felis said...

Hi all!

Mary Contrary said...

OOH! Hi Aquila! Byee Aquila!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Taia!!
Hey Aquila!!

Aquila Felis said...

Hi/bye, Taia! ^^

Hi NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

How's you??

Niamhy Jay said...

I dedicate this page to the SUMMER HOLIDAYS because once they are over DEATH BRINGER IS OUT!!! WOOHOO

Aquila Felis said...

I'm fine, thanks.
You?

*gives "you got the first comment" cake to NJ*

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm getting my hair done today!!

Thank- you for the cake

*shares it with Aquila*

Aquila Felis said...

*eats cake happily*
^^

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Last year I walked into town after school, brough mortal coil and then came home and read it into the night until I was finished :P

Niamhy Jay said...

Kewl!!

I have Death Bringer in for Request in School!! already cus i is WEIRD and PROUD OF IT!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Where did everyone go??

Aquila Felis said...

I'm here... I just have no idea what to say...

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