Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.
A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.
It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.
However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.
World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.
I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.
The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.
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How are you?
Hi Krane!!
back
ınternet cut off
ıs anyone stıll on?
ur prob on xat
ı cant go on xat from here
has an ımportant announcment
*listens*
Sorry, was distracted... ^^
ım gonna wıpe my fanfıc clean
start ıt over agaın
ı dont lıke ıt
ım gonna make ıt more ...me ıf u know what ı mean
I think I do.
*pokes*
In this case I'm curious to see what it'll be like. :)
ıve gave all story and no actıon
ı havent shown what my fıghtıng stykes lıke
wud u lıke a vıd 2 show my fıght style?
Ah, k. ^^
Yes, why not?
But I prefer reading, I think.
*ıs lookıng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkf1R-Yl-to&NR=1
new post is up :)
hey flo
flo u there?
hi krane not sure if we've met so bonjour
is anyone on here
damn it missed everyone
bonjour
hello krane so what do you want to talk about also ar we the only ones on here
I think we are don't you * strokes imangairy beard*
ı dunno
are you here
ah splendid you are just so you know I'm not crazy I just use old and new and different langueage types of writing
same
so how r u?
btw ı thınk ı know where the others are
wow are everyone else just bored of the blog because theres no new updates do you see that Krane everone else just abandons the GOLDEN GOD but not us we are the better minions
Helllooooo peoplessss!
hey octa...agaın
everyone is at the Chat Krane, but we're coming here now!
We're all on the chat room Jackskin ^^ its fun, you should stop by
Hey people. its 14:19pm now in America. I came here for 5 and a half weeks!
But we've all gathered here now for a momentous occasion :P
So? Are we starting? I have a speech all planned out... :P
HI OCTA YOU BIG PURPLE HORDE LEADER THINGY MA BOBBY AND LIZZY YOU LOOK LOVELY FOR AND UNDEAD VAMPIRE WRITER
Cool Isabella!!
We are indeed starting!
*walks in*
*blush* thank yew~ Jackskin ^^
Let me go ding ding!
ı cant go on chat whılst ın turkey
Thanks Jacksin!
*giggles and pats Kallista on the head* so cute! ^^
*gets ready for wrestling match*
Quinn please announce the opening of our wrestling duel!
*grabs a box of snacks*
I'm ready to sell my *cough* Overpriced *cough* refreshments!
THERES JUST TO MANY PEOPLE *PULLS HAIR OUT IN FRUSTRAITION* right I'm over that out burst hey quin and Isabella and kallista and taia
ı got news
u guys want ıt?
Hello Blogland, and welcome to the wrestling match of the century. I'm Quinnera, I'm commentating today, and let me just say, it's going to be a great match! So, I’ll just introduce our crowd for today… First off we have, Dragona Pine- the marshmallow bell ringer! Second, we have Taia, our overpriced snack seller. Our judge today, is the amazing Nicolette Croga! In the crowd we have special guests Krane Farlin, Jackskin, Isabella Midnight and Florence Black!
a duel? I must of missed something
*sits in middle of floor, confused*
Right.
Three
Two
One
FIGHT!
DING DING!
And finally… In this corner, she’s a lean mean fighting machine… She runs for the colour green! You may know her as the Beautiful, Goddess Queen, it’s the one, the only…. KALLISTA PENDRAGON with her amazing coach… Legolas!!!!
Okay Krane. Tell!!!!!
And in the other corner… He’s purple, and poetic… His rhymes are awesomely phonetic… Introducing the Paragon of the Purple Horde…. OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS with his awesomesauce coach… Lizzy!!!!
*whispers to Bella* Kallista and Octa are fighting
The bell has rung... we are awaiting the first move...
*shouts* Hey, My snacks aren't overpriced!!
*whispers back* Why?
*Kallista and I enter the ring*
*buys an overpriced snack from Taia*
whos the fıght between
rey meysterıo and sın cara ıf so that ıt be awesome
wow this is nail biteing stuff I'm on the edge of my seat here * yawns for ages*
Isabella, It's just a Duel
*offers her some Lucozade* Only £6.55!!
any way the news ıs
The contestants have entered the ring... this is going to be an exciting match, folks...
whos winning
*rushes towards Kallista and gives her a royal noogie*
that ıll be back ın england at 0:00 on saturday
*buys some overpriced sweets from Taia*
*starts nibbling on sweet*
tell me krane I bet its much better than this stupid fight which is so pointless
*is wearing flowing robes of deepest violet and beautiful lime green socks*
Jackskin, shut up and watch.
And Octa rushes in with a great move... but Kallista is looking absolutely fantastic... This is obviously anyone's game...
Wow Jackskin, thats mean. Have a little fun *ties Jackskin's hair up in pony tails and dyes on green and the other purple*
*looks offended* Jackskin! this is NOT a pointless fight! 'Tis a duel!!!
*offers him some popcorn* £5.99 please!
aim for the stars, kallista! If you miss, you'll land on a tree!!!!!!
wow thats good krane although i don't really know you but still happy for you 8goes and buys all of taias refreshments* i'm rich in this fight
and ı hav more news
LOL!
Banana gun! Well. We weren't expecting that one... Nor were we expecting those lime green socks, nice touch Octa!
*also buys 25 bottles of lucozade*
Might need them too.
*summons the ninja penguin army to defend him whilst he reaches for his marshmallow gun*
*the penguins approach Kallista with ninja speed, armed with long feathers*
TICKLE HER!!!
work that banana gun!!!
A KID ABOUT 4 years old ran past me sıngıng lalalalala and ınto the ladıes toılet
btw hes a boy
COME ON PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!
TICKLE HER COME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USE THE RAINBOW!! USE THE RAINBOW!
*fires a rapid round of marshmallows at Kallista*
stopp trying to kill me everyone lizzy please dress me up more manly and krane tell us the news
THE NEWS ıs that ım deletıng my fanfıc
Ninja penguins... Interesting move... Except penguins feathers are so densely packed they would be useless for tickling... *recites the rest of her biology lesson* :P But the marshmallow gun could be useful...
What happened to the penguins? 0o
*walks up to Legolas grinning*
Refreshments?
*puts Jackskin in a dress. A manly dress* XD
brb
*struggles valiantly against the daisy chains, whilst the penguin army overcomes Kallista for the moment, as she lies laughing on the floor covered in marshmallows*
*yet Octa knows that Kallista will be back in the match in no time*
*snaps the daisy chains just in time as Kallista get to her feet*
*walks up to Taia*
Lucozade? (25 more bottles please?)
Daisy chains and kisses? It seems like Kallista has a very different strategy to Octa... We'll have to wait and see which fails and which prevails!
and ım gonna replace ıt
Are they inspirational FAMILY ORIENTED presents? Mad of blood sweat and tears?
I want to start a fan-fic too.
Just cba!
*hands over the Lucozade*
That's £40.65 please?
refreshments, I mean.
i know your being friendly but at least kill some on else as well any how i need to go so thank you all you've been a wonderful audience good night au'revior *does a bow blows kisses out to the audience then realises that hes a boy*
*hands over £40.65*
it is worth it.
*buys some candy floss*
Octa has broken free of the daisy chains whilst Kallista is still struggling under the masses of daisy chains? Is this against the rules? *turns to rule book* The rule book says... There are no rules!
what would u be ın the fanfıc bells?
Jackskin, if anyone hurts anyone, they'll have ME to deal with.
BYYYY EVERYONE SEE YOU TOMORROW ALSO HOW DO YOU GO TO THE CHAT ROOM
a mage a demon hunter human a vamp a zombıe
*waves pom-poms around* YAY! No rules!
*gets an umbrella*
Kallista is trying a new technique of dazzle, wrap and spray! Time tested by the FBI (probably), this is sure to give him a run for his money!
save me dragona I have a riot on my hands well I say mine what I mean is everyone at the fights hands i mean banna guns daisy chains penguins where does it all come from
You got to believe in YOURSELF! Because ain't no body else going to!
*waves CocaCola around*
Yay! Only £3.45, or £7.45 for 2!!
*leans forward in her judging seat as the action heats up*
*sits on Quinn* *takes over the microphone*
This is the Marshmallow man, oooooooooooohhhh
*Quinn pushes Dragona off and continues with her speech* *sits on Lizzy instead and steals her pom poms*
AU'REVIOR
*gasps drenched in coke as he stares at the oncoming hedgehog army*
*thinks back to his rudimentary classes in hedgehogese*
Brave and Valiant Hedgehogs! I am not your enemy! Please I beseech you, leave me and my penguins in peace! And then tie me up in daisy chains... I mean HER up in daisy... ummm...
*looks in horror as hedgehogs advance with daisy chains*
Screams frantically! Tie me up! Me I say not her!
No... I mean..
Oh bother.
I don't know, Krane.
I think I would be... No idea.
jackskin- our crazy minds. And when you say that something someone is doing, you can't be surprised when they get mad at you.
ıts 3 lıra here for coke (500ml)
whıch ıs about 1.35 pounds
... My refreshments are SO NOT overpriced!!
*glares at Dragona* Now, it looks like Kallista has taken the lead with her amazing moves involving hedgehogs and daisy chains! Could this be a winner?
*coomands penguins instead to defeat the hedgehogs*
*flips over and grabs the jaffa cake out of Kallista's hand*
*shoots the marshmallows at her*
STICK A BANANA IN YOUR EAR (in my ear) JUST STICK IT IN THEIR FAVOURITE EAR(?) AND LEAVE IT THERE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR!
*screams and shoves Dragona off me. Whaps him with the pom-poms*
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. YEAAAH! GO GET 'EM!!!
ı love keıth lemons rıngtone
*realsies she is running out of snacks*
*grabs another box, filled with more snacks, and Kallista and Octa Wrestling Duel Action Figures*
*walks back into the crowd shouting out the high prices*
*pulls out the bananas and feeds them to the hedgehogs as a peace offering*
*starts searching for his missing socks whilst holding off a hug from Kallista*
Octa's coming back in with the penguins and marshamallows... Could this be his comeback... or downfall?
*taps her fingernails along the desk and leans back, casually takes a sip of her cola (which she didn't steal off Taia with her ninja skills and glances at the scoring cards*
brıan:potato potato potato poatato
keıth: brıan stop plyıng wıth myour cock
*buys another 75 lucozades*
Anyone want any souveniers??
Reasonable prices *cough* As If! *cough*
gonna go
byeeeeee Krane! *glomps*
And Octa's signature penguins have been dangled from the ceiling! It looks like he'll have to bring something completely new to win this one.. Although he doesn't seem to have noticed... he's still looking for those socks... Good move with the peace offering though!
ive g2g now sorry but im just too tired
*leaves yawning trampling some penguins as she walks slowly into la la land*
*realsies she's making a fortune from Isabella buying lucozade*
*raises the price by £6.00*
BYE KRANE
BYE FLORENCE!!!!!!!!
*presses the buton under her desk to teleport Krane out of our flying boxing arena and seats*
byeeeeeeeee Flo! *glomps* it was nice to see you again ^^
*comes in with chocolate face mask on and cucumbers in eyes*
*almost walks into everyone*
*abandoned by his penguins, Octa gains strength from the purple glitter, and moves to his final resort*
*as purple petals swirl down around Kallista*
*starts to recite*
Her aura was of lavender
Its shine lit up the night
Kallista hair of silken gold
Out raced the birds in flight
*Kallista listens entranced as Octa approaches her and lifts her up into the air*
bye krane. KALLISTA!! IT'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK! BETWEEN YOU AND UH...THE FLOOR! DON'T WACK THE FLOOR AND THE FLOOR WON'T RANDOMLY COLLAPSE! *watches floor collapse* NEVERMIND.
*Moves Rachel out of the arena into the crowd*
And now I'd like to say a big farewell to Krane and Florence... two of our special guests tonight, as well as Jacksin, who left sometime earlier. But, a big HELLO to Rachel! :D
*throws a packet of marshmallows after Florence* You can have 'em for free! Byee!
*teleports florence out also*
*cracks knuckles*
I would say goodbye to you two but ....
then I wouldn't be very judgly
*throws another free packet of marshmallows at Krane* Byee!
Now, Octa's brought out the big guns... Poetry... This might just win Kallista over... Only time will tell...
Now could be a good time to mention the stakes in this duel… Should Kallista win, Octa will have to post every single poem on his list of 40 on his blog, instead of 10… (please see this link: http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2011/06/prizes-and-stuff.html). However, should Octa win, we will all have to write him a poem (or possibly short story/drawing/other work- I can’t remember the decision on that one…). As you can see we have a lot running on both teams. Who will win and who will lose? You'll just have to wait...
*wonders how Rachel got into the flying arena without being teleported*
*blames it on a Wizard*
WOAH!!
I dedicate this page to awesome refreshment merchants, like myself, aswell as to all the people of Blogland for being Totally Epic AwesomeSauce!!
Wow, those are some high stakes *whistles*
*drinks the 100 lucozade bottles*
*starts bouncing off the walls rapidly so everyone only sees a blur*
hey-eee, everyone!!! :)
*peels off the cucumbers, looking into the arena*
that could have been bad
Kallista has managed to defeat Octa's move! Things are getting interesting, folks! Rainbow grenades, daisy chains and chocolate! Wow. Well. Let's see how Octa deals with this one...
Hiii Rachel!!!
*gives her a bottle of overpriced lemonade*
*even as he is tied up with daisy chains, hugged, grenades with rainbows, and sprayed with molten chocolate, Octa continues to stare at Kallista with adoration in his eyes*
*continues reciting Kallista's Feast*
*aims marshmallow gun*
*at the computer bank that stores the 40 poems*
I would destroy them!
Octa seems to be still trying his poetry technique... This could either work really well or really badly... But what's this? A marshmallow gun! :O *crowds goes oooooooh!*
WATER IS THE MOST NEGLECTED NUTRIENT IN YOUR DIET, BUT ONE OF THE MOST VITAL!!! *pauses* WHAT KIND OF INSPIRATION QUOTE IS THIS?? WWW.INSPIRATIONALSAYINGSS.COM, YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!!!
*buys 67 lucozades while bouncing off the walls*
*slightly reduces the prices of her overpriced refreshments and souveniers*
I'm feeling generous, because I got to dedicate this page to something!
*adds to her dedication*
I also dedicate this page to oranges, for being nice, and letting me eat them.
:D thanks taia lol
*sits back on the air relxed and replaces the cucumbers*
*gets up and aims a gun containing Dodos at Octa* Don't. You. Dare. Destroy. Those. Poems.
*remembers her position as a commentator, and sits down dutifully, but keeps a firm eye on Octa*
*whilst the audience gasps horror struck, Octa dashes towards Kallista, with the marshmallow gun set on molten sticky setting, as the ninja pengin leader zooms in on a snowmobile*
*fires the gun and Kallista is trapped against the ground by sticky molten marshmallows*
*leans forward*
*silently preys for her penguins saftey*
Octa is down people! Is it over? Or does he have something left up his sleeve?
*falls into Taia*
*Taia and Isabella are knocked to ground*
sorrry
*plays some dramatic music*
-jumps in and throws marshmellows on Kal and Octa-
(:< Mwahaha
*the roar of the snowmobile drowns out the hypnotic sound of Kallista's singing*
*Octa jumps up free from the spell*
And now it's Kallista who's down! It's anyone's game!
*wonders why she can't get hyper*
*glances at her judging box to see she's been sealed in away from sugar*
well I am the judge! I must focus! ... *silently pouts*
*squeals with excitement* this is a close game! *throws a lasso and drags Gepard out of the arena*
*checks watch* 10 mins... need to wash this choco mask off
*high fives the ninja penguin leader as he zooms away on the snowmobile*
And we can welcome another special guest... Here's a big hello to Gepard Valk! Welcome to the fascinating duel/wrestling match of Kallista and Octa!
aww, nooo!! I g2g!!
Hope the duel continues well!!
*runs off, pauses and calls back to them*
You can buy the souveniers later!!!
*stares transfixed* GO ON MY PENGUINS!!! ...
see not bias ^^
BYE TAIA
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THIS KALLISTA! SHOW 'EM WHAT IS REALLY INSIDE OF YOU!!!!!!!
-sticks nails into the ground as he is dragged away screaming by the lovely un-dead vampire writer-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*claps in front of Nicolette* No! No bias! :P
And a farewell to Taia-DeMars... our lovely overpriced foodstuff seller!
*In a sulk teleports all sugar out of the floating areana*
No more sugar for Isabella! :P
*pouts* awww.
*pats Gepard on the head* Good boy ^^ *hands him troll key chain*
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