Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.
A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.
It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.
However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.
World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.
I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.
The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4480 Newer› Newest»Hi Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!
I'm a little shaken, but otherwise fine
And you?
*throws purple confetti at Kallista*
Hurray!
Nope, after the storm, the temperature soared once again.
hey kallista, im still here *hugs* you too :)
I can cope
Less humid so heat bothers me much less
:D
Some good news I suppose
*gulps and eyes Kallista warily*
*hides behind Pyro*
Who here has met my fire reflection thing?
*raises hand*
I have, Pyro.
I like the fire reflection thing
He's awesome!
(GOO)
Seeing as I can't use xat, once in a while I'll use a text that would make a smiley on xat
:)
*sits on the floor, completely unaware of Kallista and her impending noogie*
Octa isn't coming back on,
:(
His laptop is confiscated every night
D:
Whoops, my comment was late.
Ehem.
*screams as Kallista gives her a noogie, flailing her limbs frantically*
LOL Thalia!!!
Pyro, will you give Octa a pat on the head for me?
*walks over to Octa*
*sees him sleeping*
*walks back*
*thinks*
*gives Octa a muffin*
LOL Pyro xD
*gives Octa a light noogie and a pat on the head*
*and a duck*
*checks for typos*
*dies laughing*
*corrects typos*
*dies laughing again*
Silly Pyro :P
*the duck pecks Octa*
:P
Awww, G2G now :(
Bye all!
*hugs everyone*
*dashes off*
Bye Thalia!!!¡¡¡!!!
bye thalia
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine Hey Everyone! mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
Haha!!!
I have Kallingfisher! I no longer need you duck!!!
Throws duck off a cliff. Duck glides down and lands correctly.
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine MINEEEEEE RAWR!
lizzy?
A rose of pure beauty grows afoot a great oak,
The rose weak and delicate, easily broke,
But the oak tree stands tall, it is stronger and wide,
Yet lacking the beauty the rose has inside.
One tall, one slim, one pretty, one not,
But both have their place and they both mean a lot,
Though the tree lasts for years and the rose lasts much less,
It's own short lived life is quite equal to the best,
Of the trees that surround it I'm sure you'll agree,
That a rose makes a far better gift than a tree.
I claim this page for HETALIA because its awesome :3
A rose of pure beauty grows afoot a great oak,
The rose weak and delicate, easily broke,
But the oak tree stands tall, it is stronger and wide,
Yet lacking the beauty the rose has inside.
One tall, one slim, one pretty, one not,
But both have their place and they both mean a lot,
Though the tree lasts for years and the rose lasts much less,
It's own short lived life is quite equal to the best,
Of the trees that surround it I'm sure you'll agree,
That a rose makes a far better gift than a tree.
I claim this page for HETALIA because its awesome :3
ARRRRGGGG *falls to the ground like the drama queen she is*
sorry, I didn't recognize your profile pic. :)
Hi Lizzy and Legolas!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hey Pyro! *glomps*
congratz kallista :)
hi lizzy and legolas
Congrats Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!
I think I'll write a poem
:)
hi everyone! and contgrats to kallista. :)
hey guys, i g2g, ill be on later or tomorrow *waves* ill talk to you all later, bye
bye!
LOL Octaboonaless, huh? :P
~pokes Kallista~
Hello anyone!
ANN!!!
~glomps~
Good to see you! :D
hi ann!!!! :)
~wonders if Ann has been eaten by a chemically morphed, lunatic goat with alien powers of alien-ness...~
Hi! And this is working every bit as well as it's been the last couple of weeks. :-P Oh well.
Anyone still here?
It's literally taking 15 minutes just to get back here with a comment box loaded.
*pouts*
*waves* Lovely to almost be able to talk with you all!
Aww, I'm sorry, Ann :/
~smacks Ann's blogger~
And by the way, I'M here!!! :P
~throws purple confetti into Ann's hair~
Aww you too, Ann! I hope it starts to stop being silly soon!
Hi Derek it's Dylan, like most of your fans I bought the book when it came out. Just decided to put it out there. And like you I really enjoy writing short stories and drawing my own characters and playing video games and reading comics . And I always try to make a short story good and serious but I get board and they come out strangely funny. But I don't know why I'm saying this.... I really wanted to ask you what video games and comics do you like. Are you a nintendo fan, do you like Zelda and all them or are you an rpg guy or do you like solid story's with loads of twists and turns like metal gear solid?
My favorite comic is always the green arrow aswell so yeah what's yours?
Have to go now!
Farewell and good-night!!
~waves madly to Derek~
I know you'll miss me badly, but I must- Oh... You WON'T miss me very badly at all? Why, how could you say such a thing??
~sobs and dashes from the blog~
LOL Joking! Because, I mean, how could you NOT miss me horribly, right?
:P
Oh dear, I think I may have gained a bit of Master Derek's egotism :P
LOL, anyway...
~puts Porky pig in place of me to say his famous line rather than me saying good-bye for me tonight~ :P
"T-t-that's all folks!"
It's me again I also wanted to know...what are you going to do after skullduggery pleasant... There's only 3 more years left!!!!!!!! That's not a very long time...three years will fly by!!! I hope you make movIes...not animated...real like Harry potter ...but better.... I don't like Harry potter... It's not out of this world like skullduggery pleasant.... Please make a movie...a real movie!!!! More like 9 of them!
Hi -_-
Good Morning
:P im up at 7 to do hw...
:D mornin all!
HEY RACHEL. Dragona is on xat.
hey bella! ill be over in a jiffy!
OKAY!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives of you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
It's a few hours late
:(
I fell asleep
I'm good a that…
anyone on?
Hi Worlding Around!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hello?
G2G
just the only one on here am I
And that was an hour and a half ago. Anyone else?
hello?
Wooooo!! I have to go buy all the new books like now!
Whats upp!?!!?
hello
are people here?
Hey Hey Blogland!!
anyone on?
:) rachelsawesomenessofablog.blogspot.com/
(part 13- almost last part :D )
http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2011/06/prizes-and-stuff.html
Prizes and stuff!!
Hello Blogland!
Hey Quinn
Hey NJ and Nights! :D
how r u?
I'm alright, thanks :) You?
i g2g guys, ill be on later
and im good :)
Ok Nights! See ya!
Heyy-oo
Hi NJ!
i'm Back!! :D
YAY! :D I'M NOT A LONER ANYMORE!
WOOHOO
XD Sorry if I'm slow replying, I'm poeming (it's now a verb :P)
soz i'm slow i'm on xat and this
Yeah- I guessed. But it's ok, I'm chatting to Bryony :)
Where??
Anyone on?
Still there, Pandora?
LOL, check these out everyone!
http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d3kh0l0
and
http://expression.deviantart.com/#/d3k68lv
lots of good ol' Skul-man fun ^^
Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hi Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hello?
Hellooooooooooo?
Anyone?
Kallista?
*Crushes xat in a fist of molten steel*
*threads of fire spin a coat of burning armour aroun Pyro*
Pyro? You still here?
Hi Thalia!!!¡¡¡!!!
Yo!
*hugs*
How're you?
I'm good
Exam marks are good and summer holidays draw ever closer
:D
Hurray!
*showers Pyro with confetti*
I've been out of school for almost three weeks now. I hope your summer will be more eventful than mine has been so far :P
I'm gonna spend the time writing loads
Who knows, I might finnally get to finish my second part of fanfiction
:)
That would be awesome. I really love your fanfic so far!
*opens and closes the fingers of the gauntlet on his right hand*
I think I like the armour as well…
*nods*
Armor is cool. Indeed. Yes. Si....
I've already written some but it's not finished yet.
Thalia! Pyro!!
~glomps~
Good to see y'all! :D
Maybe just the gauntlets though.
*the other armour dissapates*
Yo Skyril!
*hugs*
Good to see you too! How're you?
I'm good :D
How are y'all? :]
What's up? :3
By the way, when's your birthday, Pyro?
I'm pretty good, I guess, which is better than I've been in a while :D
11th November
Woo-hoo! ~throws confetti all over the place and puts purple confetti in Thalia's hair~
~dances~
~and boogies because it's such a funny word~
Hey! Your birthday is 3 days before Kallista's! :D
*tries to dance with Skyril, but ends up just flailing her limbs*
*purple confetti explodes into pink and purple fireworks*
:D
I'm trying to get, and record everyone's birthdays :P
I can give you the list so far, if you ever want it, by the way.
Awesome!
Fireworks!
I need to get more of that kind of confetti! :D
*stares in awe at the fireworks before she realizes the confetti in her hair is also exploding*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHh
*flails around frantically*
Do you have Octa's birthday?
I think it's December 21... Am I right?
Uh-oh!
~throws a bucket of water on Thalia's head~
Yeah you are right Skyril!
:)
Sorry about that Thalia
*puts her sweater on her head to act as a towel*
*goes and records Pyro's and Octa's birthdays*
When's your birthdays?
Yay! I wasn't certain, but I had written the 21 down somewhere and then I tought I remembered it was near Christmas! So I figured it out! :P
September 23!
The best month of the year! :D
It's the beginning of autumn, my favorite season! And everything comes out in September! Eragon books, Skulduggery Pleasant books, Sherlock, Castle, and the list goes on!
Not to mention it's the month of my birthday ;P
Mine is in February. On a Tuesday.
:P
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
How're you?
I pretty good. Writing little, small snippets of poems.
*I'm
*grins as she is swung around*
*suddenly frowns*
But Thalia poems are sad.
I like snippets!! :D
you should post them!!!
;-}
But Thalia poems are also EPICAAAAA!!!!
Hm. Somehow the snippets turned into one long poem.
And hugs are fine.
But I'd rather not injure anyone by dancing.
LOL Thalia! :P
~takes a step back to give her room to dance~
brb
OK Skyril
*tries to think of an awesome dance for when she returns*
Brb, dinner
Back~
*grins at Kallista*
*hugs*
*inconspicuously kicks the poem she wrote into a dark corner*
*tries to grab the paper but fails as Kallista is taller than her*
Drat.
*coughs slightly*
It does not really count as a poem. I have no idea what it is, actually.
Back!
~runs behind Kallista to read the likely amazingly epic poem over her shoulder~
*pouts*
Why is it that everyone it taller than me? I'm only taller than Mir.
*is
lol, Thalia :P
How tall are you?
Hm. Like, 5'2" and a half. I think.
Here. Here is the poem.
http://yourealllatefortea.blogspot.com/2011/06/piece-of-word-salad-that-never-should.html
S'ok! I would probably be yelling at my brother right now, but as he's not home, I'm chill ^^
*sits perfectly still*
*twitches ever so slightly*
*blinks*
*helps Kallista up*
Thanks!
No problem, my internet is really slow right now.
Haunted Collector is on!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Okey dokey~
Hi Ann!
*hugs*
How're you?
*hugs*
I suck. How are you?
What is purple chat?
Aww, I'm sorry you're doing badly.
*hugs*
I guess I'm okay. The purple chat is Kallista's chat room.
*hugs* It will get better.
Link? I don't remember a chat being purple. Doubt it will connect, anyway, but I'll try.
Ann!
~glomps~
Hey! :D
Sorry you're sick :/
~covers her in a blanket and lays her down on a bed~
I g2g now. Bye all!
Bye Thalia!
Thanks, Skyril. Not really sick, though, just depressed. Mentally ill only. :-P
~gives Ann a cup of steaming tea and sits before her~
~takes on psychiatrist tone~
And... what do you think might be the cause of this?
im gonna log out now, bye
Sorry, Raven! Bye!
Skyril, I know the cause. I'll move on eventually. Thanks for the tea!
any1 on?
im tired so im gonna go to sleep, night all, talk to you tomorrow, bye to any1 whos on, and any1 who comes on srry i missedu
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
I'm born!
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
Party like it's 1999!!!
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
So, you're claiming the page for poetry?
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
REG
Hi Ann
I'm not too sad tough, I got my birth and I got 1999
Of all the times I tried, it had to decide to let me comment right then. :-P
I claim this page for poetry!!!
Around the workshop figures stir,
Gears and wheels spin and whir,
Motors creak as they begin,
To melt and form the model within,
As molten steel and circuit boards meet with a hiss,
A head shape is formed and two eyes can see this,
As the head sees a body, two legs and two arms,
It sees them attach to it, science and charms,
As soon as it's finished the figure sits up,
Strides out of the workshop and into a truck,
Which it hot-wires expertly and drives off you see,
To go start creating its own robot army.
Nice poem, btw. Reminds me of cybermen. Delete! Delete!
Yay!
Thanks Ann!!!
:D
Cybermen and robots forever!
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