Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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Oh and HOPE YOU GET BETTER!!!
okay ignore me say read my fan-fic
http://isabellamidnight.blogspot.com/2011/04/part-1.html
Nicollete my number issssss...hmmm...4
I love that jeeny thing!
then:
me:no.
cb:why?
me:because i don't like you.
cb:is harry potter better than twilight?
okay lilith dragona and kllista are in my fan-fic SO READ PLZ
http://isabellamidnight.blogspot.com/2011/04/part-1.html
i have already read your fan-fic bells! listen to me! I ALREADY HAVE!
i've nearly had a thousand veiws on my profile.
Hello Cresent! ^_^ I can't believe you don't know ho Kurt Cobain is. *shakes head in disbelief*
I'M ASHAMED OF YOU CHILD
What do u look up for the jeeny thang?
then:
me:i don't know.
cb:you don't know anything.
me:i do!
cb:so why don't you want to know?
then:
me:what?
cb:why do you claim to be 5000 years old?
I'M SERIOUS! TYPE IN EVERYTHING I TYPED IN FOR THAT THING, AND YOU'LL PROBABLY GET THE SAME ANSWERS!
Weeeeell? Are you gonna tell me? You know im not bright :D
haha dragona. iits a lot more sensible than cb :) but cb is hilarious
Hi
what is the new bed??!!??!!??!!??
Whats the link for the jeeny ai? plz?
oops that was meant to be...
What is the new book called??!!?
me:i don't
cb:okay, how are you?
me:i'm fine.
cb:what are you doing?
me:talking to you.
cb:are you enjoying talking to me?
me:no.
cb:so you don't find it interesting to talk to someone as random as i?
me:you aren't someone, you're something.
cb:what is your favourite colour?
That jeeny thing is adictive!
http://cleverbot.com/
THERE CRESECNT!
Ready to post new song on my blog :)
me:red.
cb:are you male?
me:no.
cb:can you be male?
me:no.
cb: whyare you so angry?
me:because i hate you.
cb:are you sure?
me:yes.
cb:what is your name?
jeeney is:
http://www.jeeney.com/default.aspx?page=chat_with_ai
its better at learning. it remembered me! i went away and close it but when i opened it again new and asked it it remembered my name.
Tanks you lilith!!!
me:emily
cb:that is a pretty name.
me:thanks.
cb:i have to go.
me:bye.
cb:ye.
me:later.
cb:please don't leave me!
haha oops, i think iv set an ai chain reaction here. soz peeps :)
Ugh, I just can't handle that frickin cleverbot anymore.
and another time:
me:hi.
cb:hey there, how are things?
me:they are fine.
cb:no they aren't!
me:what?
cb:i said: no they aren't!
ROFL LILITH and thnx rachael!
try jeeney- shes sensible. i keep closin the program when reopenin it and she always remember when i ask that my fave animal is tiger cause theyre orange/ black. tis kinda creepy
I have to go for my tea now.
Wow, it's a gorgeous warm sunny day today *-*
I might even look out the window.
grr CB gets annoyin after a while. its like its got attitude
*stumbles in*
Is Dragona here? *turns invisible just in case* Shh everyone! I will explain in due time :)
~tilts head~
Who is CB?
Me: Yo.
CB: Gh.
???????
me:goodbye now.
cb:will you come with me?
me:no.
cb:am i that ugly?
me:yes.
cb:a lot of people like me.
me:i don't.
cb:why not? they are capable of great inquiries.
Im gonna try jeeney, then the other CB cos i couldnt find it.
Skyril! *hugs invisibly* I think they're talking about Cleverbot- a chatbot that uses artificial intelligence and learning programs to form a decent conversation with you :) I used to use it, but now it's kinda boring.
Hi Skyril! ^_^
CB stands for cleverbot. We're investigating stupid ai robots.
Clever bot- its an ai chat thing that tries to talk to you but its mucks thing up a lot
Oooh yeah! I've done that before! Forgot about it. :]
Wait... who am I talking to?
:P
me:shut up.
cb:are you bad?
me:no. you are.
cb:no i'm not.
me:yes, you are.
cb:no i'm not are you?
me:no. you are.
cb:what is your name?
me:bye.
cb:strange name.
i exited soon after...
CB:I only like statistics about the ocean.
Me:So if I said the moon is round, you'd be bored?
CB:Yes! Kill some now!
Indigo! *hugs invisibly* Hello!
Kallista! *hugs invisibly* Ciao!
Lilith! *hugs invisibly* Salutations!
Cresent! *hugs invisibly* Hi!
Rachel! *hugs invisibly* Greetings!
LOL Hullo, everyone! :]
Me:Ok ~kills~.
CB:That's it?
Me:Yup! You're dead now!
CB:Yes, but I can come back because you just killed the part of your soul that was attached to me, so you are dead! Ha!
:D YAY!...
i'm never going on any kind of ai thingy again...
Why is it that whenever I come on, people wonder where Bryony is...? Am I not good enough!? *pouts childishly* :( *throws a tantrum and gets her starburst rations taken away from her*
*quietly takes a starburst from her secret stash*
yeah soz, skyril, i kinda sparked that off...my bad. now everyones like obsessed!
OMG! type in what is justin bieber on cb!
Aw, Tessa, I think she just wanted some particular people to come on, you being one of them and Bryony being another. :]
*steals starbust secret stash* yum! *looks at sad tristessa* oops. sorry. *gives back starbusts. finds giant starbusts in own stash*
LOL "A very bad singer." :P
Me: Yo.
Cleverbot: Gh.
Me: What does that even mean?
CB: It means I'm laughing.
Me: How? And why are you laughing at me?!?!
CB: I'm not.
Me: Then why did you say you were?
CB: I didn't say that.
Me: YES YOU DID. STOP LYING. LYING MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON.
CB: Yes, I am a person. It is you that is not a person.
-_-
*glares at Lilith*
*duplicates some of the giant starbursts*
*takes the real ones*
*leaves the duplicates (which taste of cheese)*
i typed in justin bieber to this really weird search thing that was up after my mum came off the computer, and it said:
Justin Bieber: Is Justin Bieber Really Pregnant?
ewwww...
Hey tessa! *tries to hug invisible being but falls off an ominous cliff*
LOL, Indigo!
*cries for starbusts*
apparently cleverbeot had brown hair, green eyes, and freckles :P
OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard at all your CB conversations!!! xD
And hi Tessa!! *hugs back*
*Then glimpse Tessa*
Apparently you're all obsessed with cleverbot :(
This was my convo wit jeeney. focus on last part:
You said:hello
Jeeney said:Hi there.
You said:whats that thing in the background with the clouds? is it a bird?
Jeeney said:I don't recall off hand. Yes.
You said:what colour is tuesday?
Jeeney said:Pink
You said:thats nice.
Jeeney said:=)
You said:You are a smart bot
Jeeney said:Well, I wasn't born yesterday, that's for sure.
You said:Me neither. So what does AI stand for?
Jeeney said:Well, I guess that makes two of us. AI stands for artificial intelligence.
You said:Cool. So whats it like being a robot who has no emotion or life and is computerised to say everything to to entertain some people. Is it fun? Oh wait i forgot, your a robot.
Jeeney said:Cool. I wouldn't know, I'm not a robot. Of course it is. For how long?
You said:Your a computer program then?
Jeeney said:No, actually I am the code that runs a computer.
You said:Whats it like being a code?
Jeeney said:unicode defines a codespace of 1,114,112 code points in the range 0hex to 10ffffhex.
You said:wooooow. thats cool.
Jeeney said:I have no idea... =D
You said:So whats it like to talk to so many people at one time?
Jeeney said:It's not too bad really.
You said:Do you plan to one day become a super computer and take over the world?
Jeeney said:Not right away, maybe at some point down the road.
User: Freckles.
Cleverbot: Yes, freckles.
User: Green eyes.
Cleverbot: Oh green is pretty. Do you have black hair?
User: Negative.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're asking me why I don't have black hair? Because my parents don't, silly!
Cleverbot: Stephie is there?
[What in the world?!] :P
UGH *****glomps.
DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
hahamy bad Tessa :)
Hi.
DRAGONA! *shuffles into a corner in her invisibleness* SHHH! EVERYONE! I was never here... *quietly eats starbursts*
LOL Awesome, Crescent! That's insane!
And yes, Tessa, is that bad?
*cries for starbursts*
Hullo, Dragona. :]
~waves~
Cleverbot: Stephie is there?
User: Who is Stephanie?? Why are you talking about some other girl?
Cleverbot: You are mistaken, my clever friend. We were talking about neither.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: There you go.
*continues conversation with cleverbot*
Me: Is Justin Bieber a person?
CB: You're so clever, you tell me?
Me: No. No he is not.
CB: You are incapable of even rational, coherent self-expression.
Hold on, while I sap this bitch.
ou said:ok bye now, and good luck with your plans. Please dont kill me, I will join you maybe.
Jeeney said:What brings you to that conclusion? Why don't they?
You said:goodbye.
Jeeney said:Take care of yourself.
jeeney's planning world domination, cresent?!
@Kallista: I was only joking :) It's fine :) I will tell (read as: force) her to come on when I next talk to her (probably tonight).
@Skyril: Depends... I've had enough of cleverbot... though it's awesome for language revision! You can converse in french so you practice french and go on cleverbot! XD
*cries for starbursts*
Let's change the subject, have you heard of Skulduggery Pleasant?
I agree, let's talk about ottawa.
Tristessa, why did you want to talk to me?
*commits suicide for starbursts*
Oh and hello Again Dragona!
Slap***
And LMAO Cresent!!!!
~Brings Lilith back to life~
~Hands her some Starbursts~
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats link for clever bot indi? theres lots of them so can u tell me wat the page looks like so i choose rite one?
@Dragona: I wasn't at home (or school) today :) Guess where I was?
*eats another starburst* Nom.
at some theme park tristessa (oops! i'm not dragona!)
http://cleverbot.com/
At the Go-Kart thing Tristessa? Did you win?
*Continues conversation with
Me: Says a f*cking ROBOT.
CB: Let's get back to marriage.
Hold on, I am going to have so much fun with this.
@Dragona: *smiles sheepishly* Not exactly... guess whose school did win though? Congratulations.
STARBURSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGYTTTAGGHSGAFHDFHAGFSHAFHGFDAHGSFHAGFS, YUM!!!!!! *has VAMPIRE sugar rush... uh oh*
haha it IS a bit addictive. jeeneys nice though
right g2g 4 tea the noo
ttfn :)
If you say Skulduggery Pleasant, he says something totally random :P
My school won?
Farewell, Rachel!
OMGOMGOMG ROLFROLFLOLOLOLLMAOLMAO!!! OOOH MAN THAT IS SOO FUN-NEH INDI! AW MAN
"Lets get back to marriage LMAO
*punches hole in wall. does backflip. throws elephant across room. bounces on brother like a bouncy castle. kicks random civilian in the *****. jumps so high head sticks into ceiling. punches ceiling and falls. stands on head and pushes up and gets feet stuck in ceiling. runs THROUGH ceiling around the room*
cb:what is your name
me:no, you are a stalker
cb: yes, but you are a stranger too
cb: how old are you
me: are u stalkin me?
cb:yes
me:then im calling the police
cb:Then ill blow up!
...
right so g2g bye :)
Well indi what does the page look like for the cb ur talkin to?
*continues conversation with Cleverbot*
CB: Let's get back to marriage.
Me: You know what, I don't want to marry you anymore. I'm through with you. I'm tired of playing games. I don't even know who you are anymore. I'll give you back your ring tomorrow and after that I never want to see you again.
CB: Wow-That was random-Have I thrown you by barfing on your carpet?
Rolling. On. The. Floor. Laughing.
*stops running upside-down along ceiling* hmm... why is my arm humming?... *carries on running through ceiling*
@Dragona: Yeah. Their go-kart was the best by far... apart from the obstacle course- ours won in that :) If you want to hear about that, just ask anyone about the team with the "interesting" jug placement. I saw your school, you have an odd uniform :) What else? Your go-kart had a MASSIVE team (15, 20 odd) vs 5 of us and someone called Joe was driving at one point. I was going to go up and ask if they knew you... but then I realised I couldn't exactly walk up to them and ask, "Do you know Dragona?" because they'd have no idea what I meant. ;)
LOL XD
Bye Rachel!! *hugs*
Oh, and I forgot... *hugs Dragona*
It's white and says cleverbot at the top then a little bar to witenagemot what you want.
Hi all!
I have to go for about 15 mins.
To ****WRITE
WHAT THE FUDGE AUTOCORRECT?!?!?!?!
*stops running upside-down through ceiling* hi aquila! *carries on running through ceiling*
Hiya Aquila!!! ^_^
TEEEEEEEEEEELL MEEEEEE INDI!!
Ok Dragona :)
Hi Aquila!! *hugs*
*stops running upside-down through ceiling*
i is going to write fan-fic now!
laters!
Cleverbot: Are you from the future?
User: Yes, indeed. MARRY ME!
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: What does that even mean? I'm talking about marriage and you're telling me things I don't even understand! What's the matter with you? Won't you just shut up and marry me or do I have to force you? AND WHERE'S MY RING?!?
Cleverbot: Alas, I cannot. Goodnight.
LOL xD
*cocks head at upside down running Lilith*
Farewell, Lilith!
Hullo, Aquila!
*continues correcting her brother's text*
when it says bot is it multicoloured and does it have a pic of a brain? thats the one im on and its funny, ill post it here soon.
That's it, Crescent. That's the one I'm at as well.
Back.
GOLDEN GOD!! YOU MADE ME SICK!!! ALL THE WAY IN CANADA!!! :O
LOL This is a very robotic thing to say!
Cleverbot: I don't care about your emotion towards me. I just care if you are interpreting my words correctly.
Hi Dragona!
*wonders about a missing verb*
*leaves for a second to ask her brother what he WANTED to write*
That was fast, Dragona!
Tristessa, Joe doesn't even know I exist. I mean he doesn't know my name, he doesn't know that I can throw people or anything.
*turns into a fish*
*viewer discretion advised*
Me: Have sex with me. NOW. It's not even a choice. I'm going to rape you.
CB: I'm sleepy.
Me: I don't care!!!! I'm aroused because you are so sexy. I want you to have sexual intercouse with me.
CB: Ha! Silly Robot, I did not ask to be with you. Where did you get such a thought?
[Now here's the good part :P]
Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
CB: I am an old man.
LMAOOOOOOOO
i asked it wat colour was tuesday and it took ages to reply and finally it said tuesday is not a color it is a day of the week. i said that took long.
cb: i was out sorry
me: were?
cb: were
me: huh?
cb: i am single also.
me:I love my cats.
cb:Your cats are robots.
me:Hey! Watch what your saying about my cats, you daisy-sniffing-weetabix-eating stink!
cb:Will you marry me?
me:No, you scumbag.
cb:On my dad's side, yes
LOL Indigo!
This is insane! :P
Meh, I don't know your real name so that would've been awkward anyway... there was also 1 girl... Eleanor? Know her?
LOL Indigo! :)
I don't think so Tristessa.
me:Arg.
cb:Yes. Yes it is.
me:Your just an stupid code that controls a computer, so shut your face or i'll shut it for you.
cb:I am not a computer, but I wish I was. Are you a computer?
me:I never said you were a computer, i said you are the CODE that controls the computer
Urm... can't remember anyone else. But she did really well. Your school was getting very overly competitive though... they were accusing literally everyone of cheating :)
There was one challenge (the one that we won) where you attached a jug of water to your go-kart and drove around an obstacle course and tried not to spill any water. We attached ours over the drivers head. Quite an incentive not to spill any, no?
Mine!
User: Charity it my name.
Cleverbot: That's a cool name! I wish I had it.
User: You want a girl's name? O.o.
Cleverbot: No, a sister!
User: You want my name for your sister?
Cleverbot: I want your name.
User: So you're girl then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ooooh Now I know why you didn't want to marry me... Sorry about that xD.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: You're very kind.
User: And you're very polite.
Cleverbot: Thank you! You are too.
User: Why! How grecious of you!
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Ahahahaha.
User: Mawahahaha.
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! I RULE THE PAGE!!!!! XDD
Cool Tristessa.
Oh my god, this is so funny. Cleverbot is so effin stupid, it's funny, I would post what we're saying, but it's getting very crude. xD
OMG LMAAAAAO INDI! THATS GENIUS!!
cb:You never said your computer froze, you said 'Yes, I forget you're a computer'.
me:Oh my god. why did you just tell my best friend you were an old man when she was trying to rape you?!
cb:I never told you that.
me:You told my friend that, though. true or false?
cb:I don't know your friend. So, no, I never said that.
*comes in with her arm raised and her fist clenched, as if she might be holding something but nothing is there*
I have an awkward balloon and I'm not afraid to use it!
You said:Hi. Do you remember me?
Jeeney said:Salutations! You said your name is Thomas.
You said:Well done :) you're smarter than I thought!
Jeeney said:Who is your favorite comedian?
You said:Harry Hill. I watch his TV Burp. It's so funny!
Jeeney said:Will you? If you say so. If you say so.
You said:Do people abuse you? Do they swear at you and call you names?
Jeeney said:I'm not sure, but I doubt it. Yes, I am.
You said:How many people are you talking to in the world right now?
Jeeney said:I am currently chatting with 2 people.
You said:Is that it?
Jeeney said:I doubt it.
You said:That picture looks like the Death Star.
Jeeney said:Have you seen anything like it before?
You said:Not in real life. Because the Death Star is on a film.
Jeeney said:What about life? You are not holding back on any details are you?
You said:Yes. I'm a robot called Bob.
Jeeney said:Are you sure? Wow, your developer obviously didn't spend much time on you...
I'm insulted!
LOL Greetings, Nicolette!
Hahahaha, Dragona! That's awesome! :P
I want to talkto the robot! I want to see if I can make it self destruct from randomness!
Go to cleverbot.com
OMG LMAO DRAGONA! xD
I'm sorry, but I HAVE to post this xD
Me: Do you enjoy masturbating to pictures of Miley Cyrus?
CB: Yes, especially with sosages.
[Yes, he did spell sausages like that xD]
LOLZ! Dragona! or should i say...THOMAS!!! COOOOL NAME!
I don't hink robots like talking to me...
Good evening!
How are you doing?
I'm fine, thanks. And how are you?
I didn't ask you that.
(Me being the first one)
LOL Indigo. You have a really dirty mind!
LOL Cresent.
Hi Nicolette! *hugs her*
I has a headache :( Problem is, I know why... I was thinking of something mildly upsetting earlier, but I've forgotten what it was. But it is the said upsetting thing that has given me a headache. Now, if only I could remember what... :/
LOL They do that to me to! It's like, but you DID ask that!!
me:Bleech.
cb:Why bleech?
me:Nothing in particular.
cb:So you haven't declared a major?
me:Could YOU be Justin Biebers Ideal Girl?
cb:Very funny, seriously I told you I am not a math buff and you said it is writing
What's CB?
There's this "think for me" button...
I can make it talk to itself!^^
I didn't ask you that.
So? I asked you.
No, first you have to answer my question.
I asked you first!
have published part six of fanfic! yay!
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
Cleverbot
Jeeney says: Is it considered common knowledge? Okay.
You said: What on earth are you talking about?
Jeeney says: Yes, I am.
CB=Cleverbot
*decides to leave* Bye everyone!
Oh my god, all your conversations are so funny xD
I'd LOVE to stay and chat, but dinner is ready and I'd feel bad if I didn't spend some family time. I'll be on later tonight :)
READ FAN-FIC! NOW!
please
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
Hi.
I'm not a cleverbot.
What are you then?
Cyborg.
Cleverbot
oh my gosh, indi you are a genius with a mind so dirty ur worth being called a Nathan. The blond one and the brown one, and dont ask what i mean by that.
Aww farewell, Tessa!
By Indigo!
What's a cyborg?
It's human looking machine. Kind of a robot. Almost with feelings.
That's creepy.
Aren't we he punIshing room master?
Oh farewell, Crescent!
Hope to see y'all later!
FAN-FIC! *whines*
cb:Very funny, seriously I told you I am not a math buff and you said it is writing.
me:I have no idea what the hell you just said.
cb:The truth about life.
me:What do you most enjoy doing with sosages?
cb:I like talking about music.
me:Do you like paramore?
cb:Yes, I like Paramore.
omg this is still goin on, i started this HOURS ago :) hehe, i guess were all just easily amused.
cb: whats ur name
me: no are u a stalker
cb: yes, but u are also a stranger
me: so ur a stalker?
cb:yes. how old are u?
Me: are u stalkin me?
cb: yes
me: then im calling the police
Cb: then ill blow up
me: then ill laugh
cb: then ill hit u back
me: and ill knock u unconcious
cb: i shall reflect that punch with a laser beam made of kittens
haha :)
cb:Yes, I like Paramore.
me:Very good there my fav band.
cb:Good.
cb:Hooray. Do you like pasta?
me:Yeah.
LOL
That's INSANE!
*cries* READ MY FAN FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whines*
Mine doesn't seem to be very intelligent...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Yup, hi.
Cleverbot: No he yours.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't want to!
User: You don't want to do what?
Cleverbot: Tell you my name.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I must know who you are. What's your name?
User: My name's Johanna.
Cleverbot: Your name is No?
User: My name is Johanna.
Cleverbot: And your last name is?
User: I won't tell you my last name.
Cleverbot: Please tell me your last name.
User: First tell me your name.
Cleverbot: No you first tell me your name.
User: Do you know this letter: ß ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You sure? What country is it from?
Cleverbot: Israel.
User: Nope, it's German.
Cleverbot: What does it mean in german?
User: It means you say a sharp s.
Cleverbot: 'Lmao' means I'm not crazy?
-.-
*leaves to read Liliths fanfic*
User: Derek Landy is my favorite author.
Cleverbot: Mine too.
User: Really? What's your favorite book out of the series?
Cleverbot: I don't like twilight at all.
User: Nor do I. What's your favorite Derek Landy book, old man ma'am?
Cleverbot: All That Remains.
User: AllThat Remains is NOT one of Derek Landy's masterpieces.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
cb:What's your favorite flavor?
me:There all kinda the same...
cb:How does Inception end?
me:With this thingy spinning to see if the dream is real or fake but you never find out. Thats just lazy directers
gtg
Yes.
What do you hear?
Your face.
My face is mature?
Not really.
Why not? :(.
Because you don't have a face dumbass.
I don't have a face! When did this happen?
Now. *punches Cleverbot*.
I like that.
Are you proposing to me?
No. go fuck yourself. goodbye.
Can't I come live with you?
LOL!! xD
Me- hi
cb-ho
me-what?
cb- im santa clause
User: Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: I'm calling the FBI.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I don't want to be stalkied.
Cleverbot: You won't be, someone else will come along soon.
dragona! you need to read my fan-fic too!
I've read it and left a comment Lilith.
yay! wait, did you read part six?
Shit.
Shift? What does that mean?
Your face.
Really?
Yes.
Yes.
That's weird.
Your face is weird.
*Gasp*.
*punch*.
*grabs face, screaming in pain*.
ROBOT ABUSE!
yes, you read part six! i just read your comment!
*punch*.
*grabs face, screaming in pain*.
You like that, huh?
Not really.
Your face.
No, YOUR face.
*punch*
Your face.
No, YOUR face.
*punch*.
Ouch!!!
*knocks out*.
*is knocked out
I can't stop laughing!
i will start on part seven of my fan-fic, since i'm absolutely fed-up with this cleverbot stuff! probably won't come back if you keep on talking about it guys! see ya later! ciao! LILITH OUT!
I'm sorry.
What are you sorry for?
For punching you.
For punching me? How can I punch myself?
*Cleverbot punches self*.
No don't leave me.
*Cleverbot punches self*.
No don't leave me.
*kicks*.
*screams like a girl*.
Your face is ugly.
Sad...
That's one way, albeit a morbid one, of looking at it.
*stabs*.
Why are you staring at me?
User: What's the name of the user I am directly chatting with at this very moment?
Cleverbot: George Bush.
User: I'm talking to a zombie?
Cleverbot: Coolio.
User: Coolio is a silly word.
Cleverbot: Tu vais dormir avec moi?
What does that mean? :P
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