Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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http://shirt.woot.com/
READ THE DESCRIPTION! HAH!
but guys... i need descriptions... please...
Meh.
Think nothing of it.
*looks at clock*
23:00! I need to slee...
*remembers door's locked*
*sighs*
ok ignore everything that i say
@Lilith
My OCs on BioRama. Same name as me.^^
o and lilith will u make me do something more ?
Lilith, ditto Aquila
Sorry Isabella, I don't want to ignore you, I'm just too tired to think of something that fits as an answer for your story...
*yawns*
ahh! i'm away for TWO MINUTES and you guys send hundreds of comments!
can you please just tell me qucick descriptions on here now, 'cause i need to go to bed soon
yes, i will give you a bigger part bells
no, i'm not sane... oh, no one asked... oops...
lol not yet he knows it was a wee joke :P
he was there when it happend he burst out laughing
thank u lilith :) loves ya
bells... i've been wondering... HOW do you actually hump a lampost? it must've been hard, what with it sticking up into the air like that, right?...
Name: Aguila Felis
Age: 17,looks like 17
Description: Long, brown hair, brown eyes, 1,65m
Clothes: Normal
Gender: Female
Magic: shape-shifter (into cat, eagle and fox), some weak elemental magic
Favourite weapons: bow and arrow, sword, science+elemental magic
Character: friendly, pacific, sometimes pigheaded
History: discovered her abilities accidentally and trained herself in secret without knowing about the magic things existing
Job: pupil
Likes: archery, reading, chocolate, biology lessons, peace and calm, animals an small children
Dislikes: noise, conflicts, crimes, horror literature and movies, being afraid, having a bad consciens
I love copy and paste.^^
...i REALLY whant to see a Bently...
A 1954 Bently R-Type Continental. To be exact.
lol :P well have u had P.E.P cause i dont want to hve this talk with u
"can you please just tell me qucick descriptions on here now, 'cause i need to go to bed soon"
A smartass, sarcastic nerd with messy hair. Has the ability to remember anything he reads, so is a good Mr Exposition, but is also The Non-Action Guy. Is pretty laid-back, to the point of being lazy.
Usually travels with his friend Dianne Wrong, but I understand if you don't include her.
u know bout me so do i hve to ?
*blinks at Lilith's and Isabella's conversation*
I'm pretty sure I'm seeing things...
*shakes head*
Can I be in the Fanfic?
What did you want to tell me Kallista?
Oh Yeah, also has elemental magic.
That good enough?
PEP? whaaaaaa? (soz was writing fan-fic)
Octa!
P.E.P is peers education project its like sex an puberty
Niall! Kallista! Aquila! Lilith! Isabella!
Hey!
NO BODY IS SAYING HELLO TO MEEEE! WHAT ABOUT MEEEE?!?
well... yeah i have bells... we WATCHED A VIDEO! the boys laughed, the girls threw up... :(
hi mar!
Octa!
How did you come in?
*hopes for a way to come out*
and yes niall! thanks!
*brandishes frypan and sharp pointy stick*
WELLL???
please ya's and
HEY MARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!111
HAH! YOUR SAFE LILITH!
octa! will include you! ahhh! everyone's talking at me! ahhh! i'm writing my fan-fic!
Mar!!!!!!!
Ciao!
This is your own personal greetings comment!
:)
YOUR SAFE ISABELLA!
YOUR SAFE OCTA!
Hi Mar!
Same question for you.
*wonders what her teachers'll say if she falls asleep during the lesson*
i'm safe mar? what do you mean?
did i die again without noicing in the last blog? :(
SAFE AQUILA! FROM MY FRYPAN AND MY STICK!
*throws whole bed and covers at aquila, making sure it stops right by her feet, not hurting her at all* SLEEP!
ohhhhhhhhhhh mar! right- huh?
huh.
my friend (the twilight lover), last year, took a stick from outside the school. she kept it hidden...until the bus. she took it out, and started to poke this one guy with it.
i heard that the guy screamed like a girl.
*salutes*
AY-AY!
*falls asleep in an instant*
i'm writing fanfic now! laters!
I can't see the message!
Help!
*chases after kallista screaming like a banshee*
AIIIIIIIII!
*headless horse-man guy follows quickly*
Mine!
RUN KALLISTA
Grr.
mar! NOOO! WE'LL ALL DIE IF WE HEARD THE SCREAM OF A BANSHEE! NOOO! *decides to at least try to save the others, if not herself*
*shoves aquila's bed, with her still sleeping in it, moving it away from the dullahan* NO! YOU IS NOT TOUCHING ME FRIENDS! GET A LIFE, AND GET A HEAD!
plug your ears!
*screasms like a banshee*
*banshee walks over*
*banshee opens mouth*
*quickly covers ears and shuts eyes*
*covers ears and lilith's ear cause shes writing fan-fic*
AH HA WE'RE SAFE
GTG. Bye peoples.
bye niall!
Gtg, too. It's already 11:24 pm...
and tomorrow I'll have to glaze a statue, go to school and continue to build a boomerang in the evening...
Good night!
BYE NIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches dullahan in face for fun. realises it doesn't have a face. shrieks as it grabs her arm over its body. kicks it*
bye aquila!
Bye Niall and Aquila!
I entered through the secret window!
Hiya!
~waves~ :]
what secret window?... oh well... guess it's a secret...
Farewell, Niall, Aquila!
*attacks dulllhan but instead gets dragged into cart*
HELP MEEE!!!!
*gets cut off by door shutting*
NOOOOOOOO HELP ME LORD!!!
hi skyril! wanna be in my fanfic?
Hullo, Lilith, Octa, Kallista!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Isabella! :]
*grabs door to cart and rips open* HURRY OUT!
Yeah, Lilith! Thanks! :]
*grabs bells* OUT YOU COME!
k! need description skyril! *fights dullahan while talking*
thanks lilith
*helps fight dullahan*
Hey Skyril
I replied to the comment Kallista.
I can't be on too long, by the way. Once my parents get back home in, like, 30 minutes or so, we're going to go to the theater. :]
umm lilith is ur fan-fic done?¬_¬?¬_¬?¬_¬?¬_¬?
cool skyril, but i need a description!
no isabella, because i keep being distracted by the awesomeness of this blog!
Here you are, Lilith!
http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/2010/09/skyril-oblivion.html
well
*gets down on knees and starts crying*
PLEASE PLEASE HURRRY :'''''''''''''''''''''''(
please cause my sis wants on!!
'K BELLS! DON'T WORRY! (actually do worry 'cause in it, i've been kidnapped...)
bye gtg plz send me it in the morning bye loves ya!
'k bells! bye!
Farewell, Isabella! Nice... sorta meeting you... :]
~glomps Kallista~
:]
Source Code
LOL, Kallista, you and your secret conversations :P
guys, i have something to tell you about my fan-fic... well, i'll give you a little hint, and you can guess on what it means...
Dusk kinda gets in most vampire storys, doesn't he?...
Yup, Lilith!
Well, he's a good vampire villain. :]
lol what's the opposite of a womanizer? :P
I've had this really good idea for a fan-fiction for some time now. Well, I would really call it an IDEA exactly, but more like a person without a story. All i have is the idea of a couple people that the story would basically be about. I'm trying to think of a good story to encompass these people in. Hmmm a good plot is what I need. :]
But, of course, this would just be something extra not related to my current fan-fic at all.... Probably...
Ummm... hello?
hi!
y'know that that dusk thing was my fanfic hint, right?...
~ponders further on her idea~
Ooo that cold be interesting...
*could
VLING!
Oh there y'all are!
VLING!
Ooo so was it Dusk who turned you vampire??
VLING!
the computer keeps making this weird noise and every time i hear it i imita- VLING!
Oh! I was wondering what in the world :P
it's a funny sound! *laughs*
but actually, maybe i shouldn't be laughing... *laughter cuts off*
i think my computer's going to explode...
Oh no! Run Lilith! Don't get exploded!
*frowns. stares at computer* anyone know why it's counting up from ten intead of down? and i'm NOT talking about the clock... :|
Uhh maybe it's loading something!
my computer doesn't count when it's loading something! it whirrs, then it beeps, then it tells me it's failed loading... :|
'kay kallista!
... I have no idea....
0.o
i'm going to write my fanfi- oh CRAP!
What??!
Hey!
compter's keyboard is sizzing and two keys won't work! can't te yo 'case they ain't working! yo might gess tho!
they are the seventh key to the right on the top of the etters, and the ast on the midde!
hi octa!
Oh no! What on earth is going on??
You might want to turn it off for now!
It seems to be going nuts!
I must leave! Farewell!
Hopefully see y'all later! :]
keys are working again! they were 'l' and 'u'!
bye skyril!
I HAVE FINISHED PART FIVE OF FAN-FIC!
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
READ IT!
Might not comment much
Waiting till all asleep
k
i is VERY HAPPY WITH SELF! YAY!
i have finished part five!
it is very late here!
i need to sleep soon too, sorry! but will not go yet!
'kay!
Back!
hi octa! have you read my fanfic part five?
Not yet.
Will read it now
yay!
i is going to sleep soon...
please talk!
i had pizza and cake for mine 'cause it's been my mum's b-day!
we just sent four comments between us, in a minute.
LOL!
i'm getting a detention tomorrow! my first ever! i haven't been told, but i haven't done my homework, and it's like, making a cardboard mirror with timfoil! C****! *sigh*
:) hope you enjoy your dinner whenever you have it!
have you seen toby's eclipse literal trailer on youtube?! did i show you that one?!
biscuits... :)
tinfoil! not timfoil! LOL!
IT'S TWELVE NOW!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR THE CHURCHE'S CLOCK OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! (i live and sleep across from a graveyard)
RIBENA! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIBENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like you and me are having more than one conversation, just between us two... :| weird...
LOL!
octa said he'd read my fan-fic... i wonder if he's done and is gone, or if he's quite slow at reading...
it wasn't THAT long... was it?
yah! night! need to sleep now, bye!
anybody ever heard of blurb.com?
P.S. I ain't scared of no zombies! the skulduggery pleasant zombies are like, either bitten by another zombie to be changed, or magic is used to change them, and if someone was doing that, they probabaly wouodn't gograve digging. Plus, i'm a vampire.
hi mar! bye all! LOL!
...eh?
Hi all!
Im not slow. I had to read all 5 parts and then my Internet cut out.
It's time.........
To DANCE!!!!!!
I love soup!
What kind is it?
*screams*
*covers mouth with hand*
I JUST DREW AN AWESOME PICTURE! I POST IT ON BLOG!
(no promise its by scanner, cuz taking a picture is just plain easier)
OCTAAA!
*bangs Gong Show gong*
*vibrations send everyone sprawling*
huh...so Chuck Barris was a assassin, TV producers, director, AND an author! he worked for the CIA!
Derek! You need to make book six awesomer so i have something to brag about to old Chuck!
aaaall right...
Hey! Guess what i could do to write a story circulated around the words-
'Magical Octopus'
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/seconda-lann.html
I POSTED!
hello guys
*stumbles back*
oops. forgot i was blogging.
*smiles sheepishly*
i was looking at skul-man pictures...getting ideas for a couple OC's...
but now i need to go. Bye!
See you all-
*screams as sanguine leaps up and pulls me into ground*
sanguine: WHY IS MY NAME ON YOUR SPELLING LIST?!
*screams*
BYEEEE!
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES I MUST SAVE MY MONEY FOR THE BOOK! MUST SAVE! SAVVVEEE! THEN REEAAADDDDD!
*Mind implosion from thoughts of such awesomeness* THE TRILOGY END THE TRILOGY END THE TRILOGY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHMIGOODNESOHMIGOODNESOHMYFREAKINGGOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*Hyperventilates*
Okay... okay...
*Collapses with a THWUMP*
Hey y'all!
Hey Kallista! *glomps*
Hi all!
Sorry I left!
Mar's blog is addicting!
Lizzy? Kallista?
*copies icy stare* hello Octa
*trembles under Kallista's icy stare*
Ummm..... Cake?
*offers Kallista a cake*
:)
what? moi?
*panics as has no cake to give to Lizzy*'
Here! Have a roast chicken
:D
this is actually cypher infamous.
my sister thinks to hard.
BYE!
Ok, I was going to go, curl up in bed and read my fantastic book, but I ca;t resist Kallista, Pandora, Lizzy, and Octa! ALL online at the same time! :D
~laughs maniacally and glomps them all~
What do you have for me, Octa? :P
I want PIE!
*looks at cake, then looks at the dead bird being offered. Shrugs* Eh, I'll eat it *devourers chicken*
Why not have another one?
*wheels in giant trolley piled high with cakes and other various assorted desserts*
So.....hungry!
:P
Skyril! *glomps* how are you?
By the way, Octa! Not now, but SOME other time, you might like to read the newest part of my fan-fic :] I just went over it again and made it a bit better, changing a word here, and couple there. :]
*gives Skyril some pie*
*and Lizzy a steak*
I'm good, Lizzy!
I got back not long ago from the theater. I saw Source Code! It was fantastic! Exciting and all that :]
Ooooo piiiiiieee!
And Pecan pie, no less1 One of my favorites! :P
Cool~
*pounces on steak*
*glomps Skyril Lizzy and Kallista*
*octa states wistfully at everyone eating food*
*nibbles at a watermelon*
brb y'all, i need to do some work for Appleseed
~sees Octa staring wistfully~
Would you like some pie? :]
Kallista did you finish that trolley of cake already?! :)
Mmk, Lizzy
almost new page!
Very close :]
I claim this page for badgers!
Bagels!
LOL :P Badgers?
*accepts a slice of pie*
I bet that badgers have never ruled a page before!
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