Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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Bye Rachel!
Hi Octa!
hii darkane. wow you seem pretty busy today!
Greeting Octa.
We're talking about RPG playtimes.
And hi Darkane!
*Greetings. plural.
Sorry.
And hi Thalia!
byeee rachel!!
hi octa!!
Hi Thalia
Hi Niall
Sorry, the comment box wasn't working.
@Ayesha, VERY busy. I nearly threw up on the track!
*falls over from exhaustion*
hiii thalia!!!
Hi Ayesha
Do I get to meet Octa? O.O Yay! HI!
Hi Ann!
Hi Darkane,Thalia and Ann!
*extends hand in greeting*
ALLO!!!
Hi Thalia!
*lies on ground. Falls asleep*
Hi Skulgirl!
*throws a pillow at Dragona, wherever he is*
Stupid one.^^
Want to hear my expanation?
Aww are you OK Kallista? :o
*Catches Pillow*
*Sleeps*
Explain...
@Kallista
You sure you drank enough?
*hands bottle of water to her*
hiii Ann!
Hi Octa and Skulgirl!
Keep hydrated Kallista.
....*waves around like an idiot* OLO PEOPLES!!! *starts jumping around too*
*cocks head at sleeping Niall*
Actually I was talking with Dragona...
Hey Skulgirl.
hi guys! have you read part four of my fan-fic yet?! :)
Yeah, I know, but i intercepted the pillow.
Hey Lilith.
I would read it but I have to go in 5 to do HW. Remind me next time I'm on.
Kallista, are you alright? Try lying down for a bit. It might help.
Aquila, alright. Comment on your blog saying whatever you are going to say.
Hi Lilith!
KALLISTA! SKULGIRL!
*glomps*
Hello everyone who there are too many people to say hi to, therefore pointing out my use of "everyone" instead of naming them individually.
back. i do NOT recomend goin out to feed pets in dark in pjs, dressing gown and in the rain. am tryin to dry off...
lilith eh oh. will go off to read part 4 in a mo :)
Hello im on here for a little bit gotta start or finish packing and downlaoding stuff onto my ipod and phone and stuff :P
You ok Kallista?
i'm going to write part five of my fan-fic now, and guess what? dragona, you are going to LOVE the first small part of it! won't tell you why!
its raining here too!! hate the rain
Hiiiiiii.... everyone! I'm falling behind. Ack. *runs to catch up*
*purple cloud nods wisely at orange cloud*
wot's wrong with kallista?... :(
will read a few of the previous comments... :(
hiii lilith!!!
It sounds like vertigo Kallista, that can be caused be blocked sinuses or the flu.
Hmm... me? Love the first part of your fanfic? I can't wait for it if it's going to be that good ^^
Hey Ayesha!
I have to go guys. I'll try to come back on but I have HW and study.
*groans*
Bye guys.
BYE DARKANE!!
Bye Darkane!
well... dragona, only because i thought that you might not have liked the ending of the fourth part of it if you're so protective of kallista...
Bye Darkane.
bye darkane!
i should probably packing hmmm....
by the way, thanks to mar, rachel, aquila, and kallista! it's cool that you guys are following! :)
hi skulgirl! haven't spoken to YOU before! :)
Dragona, tell me when you read it.
be there should be a BE in that sentence!!!!
byee darkane!!!
Bye Darkane!
*orange cloud nods at purple gaseous ball*
haha...to be a cloud is a good life...
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
dragona... have you read part four of my fan-fic yet?...
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
MINE
MINE
:)
YES AMERICA RULES!!
well done skulgirl! by the way, pleased to meet you!
tis cool lilith :)
nice to meet you too lilith!
*gives up* I need to get going. Bye!
*hugs Kallista* Feel better!
rachel! *hugs* YO!
Bye Ann Marie!
America only res because this English chick was absent *points to her chicken*
She's called speckles
byeee ann marie!!!
*smiles at skulgirl* do ya wanna read my fan-fic?! *does puppy eyes*
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
BYE ANN!!
*rules
*continues to look earnestly for the self destruct button*
sure but i can not read it now for im doing packing at the same time while im on here but ill join it so i know for later to read it :) i usually do most of my blog reading at night :)
Unfair! iTouch signed me out!
haha. scotland be awesome :) just to be random
k skulgirl!
Bye Ann!
*waits for Aquila to find the keyboard*
back in sec! am being called away!
*finds keyboard*
^^
LOL octa my computer is fast but im faster!....wait did that make sense???
Lilith, I've read it already.
Octa that's the same reason I went missing! Stupid iPod kicking me of the interweb *shakes fist angrily At the sky*
Hey where's T-Man?
aww night all g2g get ready for shutdown and whatnot :)
cyas all 2morrow :)
Octa that's the same reason I went missing! Stupid iPod kicking me of the interweb *shakes fist angrily At the sky*
Hey where's T-Man?
Bye Rachel!
*hugs Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
byeee rachel!!!
Night Dragona!
*purple gaseous ball tries shaking fist at iTouch but doesn't have any*
Oh really iPod your doing double posts now? *attacks her iPod wrestling it to the ground, after 7minutes of straight fighting the iPod stands triumphant *
GUESS WHAT WORD IS ONE OF MY SPELLING WORDS?!?! I CHOSE ITFROM SP!
....SANGUINE!
HAHAHAH!
BYBYE DRAGONA!!!
Back.
BRB.
Sorry.
LOL nicolette!
Sanguine is another word for blood, be ironic if he became a vampire. No?
I g2g now...I may come back on later. Bye all!
*wanders away*
Bye Dragona!
hi guys! the world's most cuddly vampire is now here!
bye people who are leaving! guys, please don't leave me alone again! that keeps happeneing every night!
Bye Thalia, hi Lilith!
*shrieks with laughter*
I'm still here...
*looks at clock*
... still is quite fitting...
But I'll stay. ^^
Making people lol is what I do best, had my best friend in tears today as I described my Dentist to her, don't know what was so funny but she seemed to be enjoying herself ... So because she wouldn't shut up I kept face-palming myself what receiving weird glances from the teacher
byeee dragona!
*whilst
OMG! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT! yes, i only just read what derek posted... *looks at floor shamefully* BUT OMG! BOOK SIX IS FINISHED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ALIRGHT NOW I GOTTA GO! MY BUS NEARLY BROKE DOWN AND I GOTTA GET CRACKIN ON MY HOMEWORK!
PEACE OUT BLOGGERS!
*steals the bus*
*drives away*
*bus breaks down*
AW SHOOT!
*runs the rest*
*shrieks like monkey*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs around room with arms trailing behind like in some weird cartoons*
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I didn't notice he had posted again until I clicked onto this window and moped around for around 15 minutes before noticing no one had posted in hours
Either there was a new post or an apocalypse
Must admit I honestly did look outside my window for fire and zombies before checking for a new post ;P
bye mar.
*goes back to shrieking and running*
byee mar!!
*stops shrieking and running*
okay guys! i am now writing part five of my amazing fan-fic! (i got the boasting off my teacher! hey, they don't just teach you the subjects!)
Well I must leave too.
Night all!
(maybe, I might be on later)
Night Octa!
byeee octa!!
i gtg now byeee everyone!!!!!!!!
Bye Ayesha!
Grr.
I wish Gecko were on...
Bye Ayesha.
*yawns*
*sighs at thought of school*
*remembers she'll have art in the first lessons*
*smiles*
*wonders why noone else is commenting*
i is writing my fan-fic aquila! i don't know the other's escuses... *eyes the others*
...
My mouth is no longer numb.
Now it hurts a lot...
it's going good kallista! as you have seen, most of the parts are quite short!
I'm not commenting because I have nothing to comment about
The only reason I comment now is because your wondering why no one is commenting and this gives me something to comment about :P
*gives ice-cream to Niall*
*remebers she wasn't allowed anything with milk in it after her wisdom theeth were cut out*
*takes ice-cream back and gives him ice cubes instead*
I don' think I should slit my srists as much anymore.
I was bleeding like hell at lunch.
IT'S MY MUM'S B-DAY TODAY! I DIDN'T TELL YOU LOT! OOPS! also, earlier we went to parent's evening at school... eurgh! why, oh, why did we have to go on my mum's birthday?! arrrghhh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7qnbQ6_aUo&feature=related
*hands plaster to Sarthacus*
I once accidentally cut my finger with a scissors... it bled the whole day. -.-
Oh, and hi!
*Gets knife out, nbrings it to wrist*
At long last.
Sarthacus do you slit on the vein part then? If you do in going to go into a weird shivering the fit because I'm funny about cutting veins , skin is Okaii though
*realises what she's saying* wait no i mean you shouldn't cut yourself at all it's bringing harm to you and no one want to see you suffer at your hand or anyone elses! *headbutts the wall*
*blinks*
*looks at knife*
I have no idea what you just said, but I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea...
*cocks head*
*grabs knife and eats it* No!
*writhes in pain*
What idiot eats a knife ! *hacks it back out*
. . .
I refuse to get involved in this conversation.
. . .
g2g, bye all.
*gives some more ice cubes to Niall to keep him occupied*
*smiles at Niall*
Why not it's a fun conversation where an idiot eats a knife... Idiot being me
*smacks self* garr I just can't take anything seriously at the moment
Bye Sarthacus!
Bye Sarthacus.
That was short.
Sarthacus what no you just can't come and say your slitting your wrists to then leave!!
watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBDAcOEKuI
then watch more things by toby/tobuscus! he's sooo funny! (at least i think so...)
i can do the old man voice when he says: 'where did the time go?' LOL!
I give up with my life ... *knitts a scarf*
aw so pretty ... Wait when did I learn to knit I mean I knew how to when I was 11 but I forgot... Now I just latch hook *stares at the horse rug she made and smiles*
bye all people who have left at all today!
Congratulations. Drink a Lemsip, go to bed, hell maybe even watch a few episodes of Dr Who if it makes you feel better. Your work is done for now, and for the minute, you are living in a 'friday' kind of world. Enjoy it, for it will not last.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJK7n_wcSsM&feature=relmfu
watch!
I cant I'm on a iPod! :/
Lol it's just a thing I say when I fail... I'm not turning suicidal or anything close to it though
However the offer is very tempting *continues to chant about giving up on her life so Kallista might turn her into a banana*
Watched it... ^^
But I'm really tired, so if there's no real conversation to keep me on...
*prepares for leaving*
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
BRB.
there are two vids to watch! both by toby!
:) kallista watched! yay! :)
i is now going to go and write more fan-fic! wil give you link when is posted!
*is a pumpkin*
*starts rolling towards the door*
:D LOL AQUILA!!!!!! :D
*looks down at her giant blueberry body* well being used in a pie isn't as good as being used in bread but hey still better*
*tries to move and rolls onto her face* ... well I better be off soon if I want to wake up tomorrow
watch this too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU
i know ALL of the words to this!
i DO like the game, but i think this is awesome!
i have played at the game, but at my friend's! i don't own it... :( shame.
Back now.
*rolls around in trophy case, searching for an exit*
*continues hitting one side of the trophy case, throwing it from the table it's standing on*
*falls to ground*
*rolls to door again*
heyy im back
When I was 5 I climes into my sisters cots because she wanted to get out and tipped it over by pressing against the side and knocking it onto the bed...
I also flooded the house multiple times called 999 and this is the best one..
Covered my mum in chocolate spread and tried to eat her
*rolls a Hi*
*rolls towards window*
*sits under window*
*Locks door.*
*Eats key*
LOL nicolette! (i should copy and paste that from now on! would save me time!)
*peers around at all the big intimidating books*
*one of them move slightly and Nicolette screams thinking it will fall and squish her, however it stays put*
*rolls to Niall*
*keeps rolling against his feet, hoping he'll turn her back to human*
gd hwss u kallista
i am going to go and write fan-fic now! will have this part done before i go to bed, i promise!
*Pokes Aquila with a stick, turning her human*
gdgdgd with come back when it has finished or even be4
Stares at Niall from top of bookself
Can you change me back? Be careful not to squish me ... Im a blueberry
*sits in front of Niall, human again*
Thanks!
*cocks head*
Considering the fact you ate the key we'll have to stay for about 6 to 8 hours, before we can go again...
i need new people in me fan-fic! need at least two more characters! am DESPERATE!
ive just came back from our crappy production called "The Wizard Of Oz" and i hve a crappy part ,The Scarecrow and i fell off the stage becuse the lion pushed me by mistake ¬_¬ im annoyed i fell on something spiky IT HURT !!!!
*Pokes Nicolette very carefully*
*raises the equivalent for an arm as a blueberry*
Oh oh oh me me me :)
need at least two more characters for fan-fic! CANNOT CONTINUE UNTIL I HAVE THEM! IT'S A DISASTER!!!!!
do you mean for fan-fic nicolette?
Erm... my OCs always glad to get something to do...
*changes back*
Yeah!! *looks at locked door from top of the fridge* well considering the doors locked and the jump down is high... *curls up in a ball on top of the fridge and falls asleep*
Night all!
israel... necros... i would kallista... but i don't actually know them myself...
ive just came back from our crappy production called "The Wizard Of Oz" and i hve a crappy part ,The Scarecrow and i fell off the stage becuse the lion pushed me by mistake ¬_¬ im annoyed i fell on something spiky IT HURT !!!! and now the tinman was really angry cause hes my BF lol im like realy sore now and i hve to FRIGGIN DANCE and ima state aat dancing ¬_¬ evil Miss Anderson
*wakes up monenterally*
Yes I meant the fanfiction :) *falls back asleep*
will definetly have nicolette and aquila! thanks guys!
Lilith, you can use me if you want.
I don't mind.
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