Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*walk over balancing Nyx on my hhead and taps his hair lightly*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS
Shockwave I think... I'll check.
It's L'Oreal Paris Studio Invisi Gel 24 Hour Hold.
*grins*
lol woah!
*gets spiked by his hair*
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
hey, watch where u point that hair!
*heres a plaster*
*hands up plaster to Nyx*
*puts 1 plaster on my hand*
I'm going to go get dressed (I'm just sat here in my Pjamas) then I'm going to go on my PS3 but I WILL still comment!
thanx!
*takes plaster*
erm.....wats a plaster?
is that a band aid, or that cast u get when u break something?
...?
kay Dragona!
*studies the plaster*
hmmm.....interesting....
g2g, but i will b back!
its a band aid but in Ireland we call it Plaster
Hi I'm back, but I am on Black Ops so sorry for the slow replies... maybe 10 mins between each one.
omg in the fan-fic do i actually help?
What fanfic?
I am SO stupid... :(
*hits head against wall*
I have to go for a bit. I'll be back in a few hours.
Hey everyone! *bounces in doing her best tigger impression* I'm at centre parks :) So if I don't comment it's because of their rubbish Internet connection... :/
Anyone?
*head under pillow*
What's wrong Aquila? :)
*hides underneath rock*
no1 here
I took the wrong fuel and propably destroyed the engine... :(
gtg, Bye!
byee
I think nobody's here?
Dear Mr. Landy,
Please be out enjoying a break from writing and dealing with fans, and not in critical condition lying in a hospital somewhere. Kallista will be very sad if you are not healthy and happy.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
Sincerely,
me
hi guys! anybody there?!
i guess not! well, i'l just have to amuse myself for a while... la,la,la! doo,doo,doo! tum,tum,tum!
*sings very dramatically*
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
:) it's a SMILEY! (:
...cheese!...
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
happy!
sad!
lonely!
bored!
excentric!
worried!
JAFFA!
*sings song again*
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Hi all!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!
Hi Lilith!!!¡¡¡!!!
That is if you know that I am actually here
*yawn*
i am here!
*sings*
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
You sing that song a lot Lilith
:)
REG
pyro, did i ever promise to put you in my fan-fic?! IF i did, then i forgot... sorry!
i sing the song cause it matches real me, and fan-fic me perfectly!
and you can watch a video of the song with lyrics in my profile!
are you still there?!
no? ohhhhhh!
bumcakes!
I don't think you promised Lilith
But it's okay,
Have you got an OC?
i'm alone again!
oh, no i'm not alone!
OC... hm... well aquila said that she'd post my OC on bio-rama last night, and so i posted on my thingyjig here!
You must have an amazingly fast Internet connection to comment so fast
y'know, i've decided to sing that song seven times so far...
Hi all.
I'll check biorama then
BRB
nah! i just click in exactly the right place then it loads onto the next page as soon as it's finished loading the first! plus, i know a little bit of touch-typing!
hi flame!
and pyro, if you read this, i'm not sure if she's already done it! if she hasn't i'll give you the basic outline!
lets see how many smileys i can post in a single minute!
:)
:)
:)
Hi guys
6! not bad!
hi... i don't think we've met...
Hi lilith
oh yes! you've changed your name again!
why is everybody commenting so slowly?!
Awesome OC Lilith!
And Hi Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
surely you can type: 'hi lilith' faster than that?!
Yesh Lilith!! I am now Dominus Pegasus
is it up there pyro?! OMG! I DIDN'T KNOW!
*looks at troyman skeptically* pegasus?...
Back!
...after, like, an hour!
:P
Pegasus means lightning in Latin
Im doin this from my iPod. It is hard.
okay, whatever! (and that's to all of you who is talking to me!)
Hi Trohyman!!!¡¡¡!!!
now, JAFFA!
@Lilith do you hav enough for ur blog?
Hi Nyx!!!¡¡¡!!!
and pyro, you said that i posted commments fast right? well a tiny bit earlier, i posted six smileys in one minute! OH YES!
no flame! i never have enough! i need more people! (as long as that's what you meant! ?????????)
:)
Yep!
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Oh nyx I needa talk to you!!!! Guys I have now taken a new taken name. like it?
Hi guys!
Pyro! Hi!
*glomps everyone*
Yeah, I'm writing from my iPod 2!
Is haaaaard!
you got three pyro.
i am getting confused trohyman! stop changing da name mon!!!
Well im not changing this one
at least pyro... you got three according to the clock on MY computer...
I'm using my iTouch as well
GOOD TROHYMAN! THEN I CAN STOP CALLING YOU TROHYMAN! AND EVEREYONE, I AM AWARE THAT I'M USING ALL CAPITALS! AND ALSO EVERYONE, WHO AM I TALKING TO?! I'M HAVING A MILLION CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE!
Srry 4 slow replies!
Hmmm? Wat do u need 2 talk 2 me 4?!?!
Am I in trouble?
*points to pyro*
He did it!
:P
I got 3 :)
No but u asked about the layout on my blog, if you#d like i could help you with yours
Cheese cake I have made cheese cake!
Really like the new name trohyman, is it your taken name?
LOL nyx! but i think you'll find that I ALWAYS DID IT! at least... that's what my brother says...
Ya Nic it's my Taken Name. Nic check out the new chapter on my blog, you're in it! :)
Hi Nicolette!
*glomps her*
How's life?
i am going to sing AGAIN! MWOOHAHAHAHAHA!
*sings*
Drag myself from my bed
Around twenty past six
Get my kids up, make breakfast
One egg, two toast, three Weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And you're standing in the doorway, sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well, no one can love you more than I love you now
But I gotta go, running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck, quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
The secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated Rob
And now they'll probably offer me Robs old job
And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter, none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone else's sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the gray
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work, get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another? No I can't be arsed, I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
Twenty cigarettes and a six pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
The day I died was the best day of my life
The day I died was the best day of my life
Tell my friends and my kids and my guy
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
hi nicolette!
My dad is singing about how naughty I am XD lol it's pretty funny
The best part is its all joking and there are some some funny parts like ...
She slipped down the hill and fell into a brain and cryer until she turned blue
Hehehe :)
I'm confuzed
LOL nicolette!
Hi Nicolette!!!¡¡¡!!!
New chapter! *does a fangirl squel and runs off*
i is going to look too! laters!
Nyx did u read my comment??
:(
G2G now
Will be back soon
Byeeeeeee all!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!
Hmmm? Comment?
Where?!
Lol srry, was distracted reading ur gr8 story!
Do u want help wit ur layout on ur blog?
Awww, bye pyro!
*glomps pyro*
C u!
Oh yeah!
Srry, hav short span memory!
:P
Awesome chapter trohyman :D
See ya pryo *glomps*
*bounces around the room and picks up the Argos catalogue*
*runs and hits everyone on the head with it before running away*
Sorry I'm hyper and I have just seen my dog for the first time in ages!!
*eats sausages in corner and watches Nicolette hit everyone and run away*
*yells at the tv telling it she wants to see the cancer constellation *
Lol, wat kind do u have?
Mine's a jack russel!
I also have 2 cats called ragdolls! Coz wen u pick them up they flop!
*jumps on nic's head*
Ok, u may proceed!
:P
*takes out laptop and starts writing chapter 9*
Mines a jack russel called smudge! He's so adorable!
So do you need help with your layout Nyx?
*sneaks up behind trohyman and peers over his shoulder at chapter 9* :)
*nicolette sees-
They were running, it was midday, when the sun was at it’s highest. The best time to strike. Aquila was somehow travelling as a little ball of energy, shimmering across the lake that stood nearby. Even as a ball of energy she was beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as that girl from Sam’s dream. He couldn’t stop thinking about it. Was he seeing the future? He didn’t know and he didn’t want to. They were nearly there. Aquila was starting to come back into shape. She was now a very bright human outline. Then zip! And she was gone, advancing from the west. Sam’s father split off from them and went east and then Charlie continued as Sam stopped a mile from the main entrance. Ten. They were going to do it. Nine. Tommy was saved. Eight. Sam would be able to tell him he was sorry. Seven. Nothing could go wrong, they had the upper-hand. Six. Sam ran. Five. Four. Three. He was at the entrance. Two. One. Sam kicked and the newly placed doors blasted off their hinges. Their were three vampires there that instantly vanished into dust. Their were four Hellhounds and ten Zombie Demons. They couldn’t be defeated by sun. Sam kicked the oncoming Hellhound and it groaned as it fell to the floor, but this was a strong Hellhound and it got up. It struck but Sam was too fast for it. He used an inside block to block his oncoming strike and grabbed its head with his spare hand. He held it effortlessly and kicked.
Lol we have v same breed!
Mine's called Poppy!
Yeah, I know, original much?
And I'd like 2 know how u added v things 2 go 2 ur chapters!
Coz I have no idea how 2!
o.O *reads the chapter her jaw gaping*
*offers trohyman some of her Easter egg as a reward*
I hope you do post a chapter so we can get a glipse of your AMAZING BOOK. Maybe you can post it while your slurping your soup and blowing your nose. I hope my GOLDEN GOD gets better ;)
By the way I have a cold to so I'm sorry if I gave it to you throught the ... Internet -_-
*takes whole easter egg and crams into mouth and swallows with one gulp* *smiles and runs from nic*
gtg guys bbbyyyyeeeee
Wow!
That is so gooooooood!
Can I b in it?
I have my o c on bio rama!
I don't mind though...
:P
My Easter egg ! :O
Oh well I have million of others *looks at them all and winces*
Bye trohyman!
Lol, bye!
*glomps him*
Hey nic, do u remember those zombie teletubbies?
Lol they wer-
*hears marching*
Oh no!
They're here!
O.o
It's pronounced bu-en-o!
*argues with her dad*
N
Damn! U got 1st!
*shoots a zombie teletubby with her PDW*
>:)
Zombie teletubbies! *remember the masses of cuddly teletubbies in the loft and rocks back and forth in the corner*
sorry guys! i was called away, and now i have to go! see ya'll later! LILITH OUT!
Lol, remember how it started?
Ah, such a beautiful memory...
*slices ten zt's with shadows*
;)
Who needs a pdw when you can have a sigmus 9 ;) *pulls out her sigmus 9 and shoots...
*sigh* I need new summer clothes all of these are really small 11-12 clothes *readjusts her quarter lenths for the one millionth time*
heyy im bk
Bye Lilith!
*glomps her, then shoots a near-by zt*
*jumps from her hiding spot in the tree and stabs a zt*
Nope but I would like to *shoots a teletubbie that comes to close*
Hi Izzy!
Do u mind being called Izzy?
Oh well, I'm ginnards call u Izzy anyway!
:D
DIE ZOMBIE TELYTUBBIES
BUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!
*skips over the teletubbies pyro burnt*
*finds her knife*
*picks it up and hides it back in her boot*
it started a long time ago, wen Nyx was talking 2 Nicolette.
Nic had a picture of her with a tellytubby attacking her.
Nyx and others took immediate action, by fighting the army of zt's.
But...they...just...won't...stay...DEAD!
:P
*dies cause got shot by gun and u may call me Izzy*
*has smasm attack* bye world
Oh yes the picture when I had a teletubbie on my head!
When I get home I will post it on my blog! >:D
A whirlwind of fire shoots up, burning zt's to crisps
*runs over to izzy and helps her up*
No no no! Your not dying! *the zombie Nicolette took her knife from stands up and jumps on both her and izzy*
Ahhh AHH AHH AHH ! Don't let it bite you *kicks if and scrambles away best she can*
lol!
*steps over burnt zt's.
*looks up*
oh hi, Lala!
(lala is 1 of the tellytubbies, btw!)
how r u?
*Lala growls*
oh good....good...i see u've lost weight!
*gets squished by Lala*
oh...i always knew that was going to happen!
i knew i would b reduced to a 2D me, by the yellow tellytubby!
:P
Octa is so happy
He found Ha'penny Bridge on a map
lol, tell him i said hi!
...and congrats!
now I've got 2 look it up!
:D
Lala! *gives her a stern look and she gets of nyx and rubs over to us*
Run! *runs of shouting Eek as loud as possible*
*stands still*
GO FIDO!
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*jumps on Fido*
btw, Fido iz my horse-sized duck!
now CHARGE!
>:D
That was meant to be runs but I guess it could be rubs considering how tubby Lala is ! ;P *Lala screams at me and I laugh*
*looks around for a horse sized duck of her own, spies a Pegasus*
I have always wanted a Pegasus! *jumps on pegasus and it looks at me before taking off*
Elk! *sways to the side, clinging for dear life as she searches for a belt*
OMG!
i just found Ha'Penny Bridge!
...it's small!
VERY small!
:P
is Octa as disappointed as i am?
maybe not...
Rosie & i tried looking up Cemetary Rd...came up with nada...
besdies, i'm used 2 EPICA bridges!
like my Sydney Harbour Bridge!
:D
You live on Australia?!?
I'm stuck in England .. *kicks a rock in a humf and a great big adder emerges clearly angry*
Trust me to upset the only dangerous snake we have in England *runs*
*charges into the mass of zt's*
SMURF ARMY! MARCH!
*smurf army charges into battle*
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>:D
*charges with nyx followed by her ninja penguins*
lol, yes i live in Australia!
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!
....and i live on v edge of this valley-thingy...
...so we get "visitors"(aka lizards, birds, bugs, sankes ect.) in our backyard ALL THE TIME!
and NO, nobody EVER says "mate" or "'gidday!"
just ask Hellboy!
*looks at Nic's ninja penguins*
hmmmmm.............impressive.....
I know that is only a stereotype
Example we never say top of the morning or governor :)
*gapes at Nic*
REALLY?!?!?!?!?
jk!
:P
*nods* they are pretty awesome.. :3
;P *glances at the floor and picks up a heap of dirt, grows half at nyx and half at the floor to create a cloud of smoke*
*when it clears Nicolette is gone and nyx is Covered in dirt*
The war begins!
:O
oh it's ON!
ONWARDS, FIDO!
>:D
*a laugh can be heard from the shadows as a knife flys towards fido and strikes him in the foot knocking him over*
*falls off and turns to Fido*
Nyx: Fido! No!
Fido: Go on Nyx! Go on without me!
Nyx: Bu...but...I can't...
Fido: You MUST! Leave me!
Nyx: No! I can't go on without you!
Fido: GO!
*dies....or falls unconcious*
Nyx: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyx: I Will avenge you Fido!
*watches nyx from a tree in the shadows before jumping Down and moving into a different position*
*slams shadows into all the trees, knocking them all over*
HA!
*chases Nicolette*
*catches Nicolette*
ur MINE!
>:)
*disapears around a resavour in front of nyx and as she runs sat I ambush her from above pinning her to the ground wig dagger at her throat, turns tothe resinous ad smiles *
Throws dagger at tree sending millions of leaves into the water as I throw nyx into it before taking off in a run*
Hi guys!
@Nyx Dawn
You know the way you wanted to be in my book and you want me to use your OC? Well my book isn't a SP fanfic. It's totally different. It hasn't anything to do with SP. But I'd be glad to include you if you win the competition to be in the book. :)
*falls as nyx catches her and eks, tries to break free but can't so she kicks nyx in the stomach and squirms away as she falls back, tries to get up but nyx grabs her foot and she falls again*
Trohyman help! *squirms under nyx's grip rolling in an attempt to escape*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
and sure!
u could always leave out v powers, and stuff!
...wait, WAT competition?!
*lazily grabs Nicolette and raises her dagger*
......sigh....
*lets Nicolette go*
i can't kill u....not here, not now...
*vanishes*
*Uses his command over the elements including lightning and others and strikes Nyx with Lightning*
Umm i'll post bout it now
*uses nyx's shock against her and kicks out and breaks free.
Freedom! *runs not looking where she's going and falls down a slope into the resivour*
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
:D
*runs back to Fido*
Up you get, boy!
:D
*peers up Fromm water soaked...
Not now... *worries*
*Uses hands as flamthrowers and makes all trees go on fire to block off Nyx from him and Nic. Turns to Nic with an evil expression on his face. Starts transforming. Transforms into massive troll and chases Nic*
*screams*
*runs as fast as she can around the burning trees and over burning logs*
*rises up to the water bank on Fido*
Rise, my minions!
*smurf army assembles*
today we gather here to do only one thing:
INVADE BLOGLAND!
*smurfs scatter around crazily*
>:)
*Grabs and smacks against tree, but then something inside him changes and he transforms into Sam Willows.*
NICOLETTE!! NO!!!
*runs over and picks up. Holds as she is dieing. Has to turn her into vampire.*
*cases after Gepard on Fido*
ONWARDS BOY!
ONWARDS!
go towards the giant fluffy thing!
wait, wrong thing!
don't go after the fluffy thing! go after the mutant!
AHH *screams as she's smashed against the burning tree and falls to te ground unconscious*
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