Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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No, I mean, maybe you'd hear the ring and find it so you can take a picture?
The only thing you need to be sorry for is calling me Mrs. *scowls*
;-)
heyyyy? Hi Amelie!
hey leona
still cant find it
oh well
Er, i'm not being happy because u lost your phone.
does anyone on here play wow
wow? never heard of it.
wat?
world of warcraft
oh
nope
hav u played
prototype
Sorry, am distractable.
I've never played WOW.
I've played.... animal crossing. XD
Oh, i have heard of it. I've never played it though.
yay! animal crossing!
i've played animal crossing before
*looks up from intensive doodling copying of sorts for a second* whoah ive missed a lot....
Do you think of animal crossing as a really boring long game or a peaceful quiet game?
Too noisy over here to think! I'm gonna go wash dishes. :-P Be back soonish I hope.
PANKAKE!! *chews on anns head*
im right here silly....sorry i was drawing a person that someone on deviant art drew and i wanted to see how he would come out if i tried to draw him
really bored
KALLISTA!!!!
i put a new post on my blog
2nd Chapter
check it out
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm0123456789.
i read it.
Really? I thought it was more like this. t0r1e2w3q4uiop5a6s7d8f9ghjklzxcvb0nm But what about this! qwertyuiopasdfg1029384756hjklzxcvbnm Or this! 0lkjhgfdsa123zxcvbnm456qwertyuiop789 :-P
As you can see, I am VERY bored.
typing third right now
*grins back without the cross eyed part*
u guys r all wrong its like this:
hasdfwEGUEYTFU2Y3GR237YFG2UIEGFHEGFYUETGFuhkmdbfgjkshfgsrh6546548646541rtghertgh4rth654f6g5h48rt465erf4h6r8h46e5rg4h65erh4e54rfgb5g1bt68gj76g5h4jkyui65l4io65p765ikj,4fgh65n4se6f5g4aqeghghj,56y4u65tj4d6f5fgb4sad68rt7we6v1d651fvr98th4s6fb1zsagrg65j4r6t8y4js5gb41e45y7urtirtgh65n4dfv21 bdf68jg4hdf35jh4t68dyh432fdg4h68d74fgh354df6t5h4
*puts dog stickers on Kallistas head*
*pokes tongue at both of them :P*
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
c i'm a proffesional
O.o Where did you get THAT from?
`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaASdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmm,<.>/?
:D
brb
gotta do somthin
be bak in afew minutes
NOOOO STOP BITING ME *Tries to put human sticker on to stop the fight but gets knocked away by angry kitties and doggies*
lol
i'm bak
*chases after Kallista being dragged by doggie and kittie stickers*
*trips and lands in a pile of sticker doggies and sticker kitties sticker POO!*
YUCK
*keeps running after Kallista but gets slowed down by sticker POO sticking onto feet*
*sticker dung beetles roll me away*
...what... what happened here? O.O
*barks at dogs* Let. Kallista. Go. NOW.
*aims squirt gun at cats* Behave, or you're gonna get it. :-P
*gets buried under more sticker poo*
cant breathe
*Starts choking on sticker poo*
COME BACK HERE WITH MY KITTIES!! *chases Kallista* *trips over Scarlet* MUUGIMMYMMEKITY!!
hi leona
your covered in sticker POO tooo
I have TEA!
*sings song celebrating the glory of caffeine*
Humankind's greatest discovery!
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kallista's buried ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghi Shcgarlmetm
Ah, the man with the razor.
*protects hair*
*rises out of sticker poo SLOWLY*
*picks up something that looks like melted chocolate and eats it*
mmmmm........
wat flavour is this?
Uh. You want a hand?
...and that brings back memories of yesterday's unfortunate accident. Heh. *hides*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH so excited!!! :D I will religiously buy it the moment it makes an appearance on the bookshelves!!!
Get better soon Derek!!!
SERIOUSLY
wat flavour is this chocolate i've just eaten?
*squeezes Kallista* Goodnight!
c u later my friend Kallista
*gives her a hug bak*
GOODNIGHT KALLISTA!!
Gee, Scarlet, I hate to tell you this... so I won't.
Enjoy your chocolate!
Hello, Arcanine! Though I don't think you're here to talk to us... are you?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
I miss her already
she's a really good friend
and hilarious
It's probably cat or maybe dog flavor Scarlet, my vote's for cat. :-P
...already?
*slumps*
I'm not really that entertaining, am I?
i dont kno
i just miss her
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
already
I'm bored.
i hav no idea
r grown ups ment to be entertaining
meeeee tooooooo
its no FUN without Kallista
et tu, Leona?
boo hoo
Derek's a grown-up!
Or at least he's old enough to be. Not sure if actual adulthood necessarily follows from that....
Yep, et tu me. *pets Ann's shoulder*
well he is an awesome author
DEREK IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Well, there you go! An entertaining grown-up! Who is... not me.
I'm going to go cuddle my cat and sulk now.
i cant believe i'm typing this
but you're a pretty cool adult
i mean you're not like other boring adults who just sit around and do chores all day
but when u go on blogger u talk to children and like hav fun with them a like type to them
like you r one of them which is pretty cool
LOL! Yay! *hugs you*
um......
ann r u still on
Yeah! :-D U r awesome!
see u even typed LOL
normal adults dont do that
they just think their child is too lazy to type the whole thing
ur not going to hug ME! :-( *cries*
I do a lot of chores, actually. But this? Is not a chore. I'm allowed to have fun sometimes! And pretend I have no responsibilities. :-D
UR STILL NOT HUGGING ME!!
(((Leona))) BTW, you are not required to think your mother is cool. In fact, I think it may be mandatory not to. Aren't you embarrassed by me? You're supposed to be embarrassed!
dont wory leona she'll hug u in real life which is much more worth it
kinda
i'm embarrassed by my mum but i still luv her because she's a good parent
Adults aren't supposed to LOL? How about ROTFL? How about LMAO? Or ROTFPIMPLMAO?
It's possible I don't really know that many normal adults.
just tryin to be nice and honest
U are cool though! You're.. just.. kindofboringinreallife
HUG ME
my dad tries to be funny but he just embarrasses himself
*snort*
*gives Leona a noogie*
I do that too. :-D Nobody gets my humor. *sigh*
HUG ME
HUG ME
do u argue with leona alot
i argue with my mum heaps
she always wins
thats because she always has the better reason
Half the time when I try to hug you, you block me! Ow.
HUG ME, DON'T HURT ME *dies*
SORRY I KNOW KARATE
Er. Sorry. *hugs gently*
I dunno, do we argue a lot? You argue with child the younger a lot. :-P
Dragona's usually on for a bit before school, wonder what happened to him today?
i argue with my lil sis HEAPS
then after i win
i threaten her
then she runs away silently
YES, I DO ARGUE WITH "child the younger" A LOT! NOT SURE ABOUT ARGUING WITH YOU. HMM.
maybe he's still sleeping
cause its saturday
Aw, poor lil sis! How old is she?
Leona, your caps lock is on.
What? Oh, so it is. Happy Saturday!
i'm the aggressive type in my family
the trouble maker
thats y my sister is soooo scared
of me
my lil sis is turing 10 this year
she's 3 yers younger
boys sleep heaps on weekends
Usually after I threaten my little sister she says "den an gonna hit you!" Then I say "but I know karate, and I'll block you." her answer "I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER WWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" "But I just got a Jigglypuff! Want to see it sing?" "NO! I WANT TO PLAY RUNNING DINOSAUR GAME!!"
10 doesn't sound so little. Leona's 11 and taller than me! Could totally beat me up, too. Er. Not that she would... right? RIGHT, Leona?
:-D
LOL
i'm the strongest girl in my family
"boys sleep heaps on weekends"
*thinks about husband*
True.
Probly not. :)
i hurt my lil sis heaps
she's soooooooooooo weak and skinny
soo i punch her lightly on the arm and she goes crying to mummy and daddy
:P
I really need to go start dinner now, and take care of critters. *yawn* Would rather skip all that and go to bed.
Goodnight, Scarlet! Goodnight, Leona!
i'm 1.57cm tall
how tall r u?
i mean
1.57m tall
Random fact: Squirtle on Super smash bros brawl is adorable.
gee y did i say cm before
i kno
which legendary pokemon do u like best
i like dialga in pokemon diamond & pearl
Goodnight Mom! I am.. 5' 3.5"
Wat?????
if its in inches or foot
then i dont kno how to read it
g night Mrs Ann
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
sorry i'm just teasing
The um... not sure how to spell it. the opposite of Groudon.
Well I don't know what m is! I am 5 feet and 3 and a half inches tall. don't know if that helps.
oh the whale one
i also like zekrom
pokemon black & white
If you wonder why I wasn't here. It's saturday. Weekend = Partly sleep in.
EWWWWWWW!!!!
i just popped a pimple (zit)
What's a pimple and what's a zit?
LOL i knew it
i knew u were sleeping in
Half past eight isn't the greatest sleep in ever :P
the little lumpy dots on your face and if u pop it white stuff comes out
your 15 u should kno
I'm 14. They're called spots :P
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I haven't gotten black & white yet. Looks cool!
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
i told ann marie u were sleeping in cause boys ALWAYS sleep in
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
I claim 1st for Kallista Pendragon!
:)
DANG IT!
:(
I deserved that! I put all the effort in! :(
well in Australia their called pimples
We do not always sleep in! I hardly ever sleep in!
hey leona u got first
shame dragona
:(
*goes off sulking*
ha ha just teasing dragona
Um. Sorry? *hands page to Dragona* Gotta go, my sister is screaming as loudly as she can right now.
i didnt kno boys cry over something like this
Yey I rule the page. Thanks Leona :)
oh well
Um, who's crying? :S
i hav 2 boy cousins and their such losers
there even weaker than me
isnt sulking crying
your the only boy on u kno
Um, no. Sulking is being in a bad mood. Crying is when you cry.
I usually am. I don't mind being the only boy on :P
ok
now i kno the difference
oh yeah
Kallista was dragged and buried by sticker dogs and sticker kittens
it was crazy
*gets out shovel and digs up Kallista*
*shoots the sticker dogs and sticker kittens with tranquiliser darts*
i made an adult really happy by admitting she was cool
weird hey
bye gtg
Bye Scarlet.
Kallista's asleep now 2
ok gtg
be back on tomorrow
I know Kallista is asleep now. It's 3:44 where she lives.
*jumps in Blogland*
....herrow?
*walks around*
.....
*becomes bored, so she builds a smurf army*
....
:P
*salutes smurf army*
as you were, gentlemen!
Good Morning,Ladies and Gentlemen
Hi Isabella!
Good... Morning ...
Do those words belong in the same sentence?!?
:) heyy
HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glomps them both*
:D
*turns back to smurf army*
ahem...you may depart now...
probably not
Hello people :)
hey dragona :P
Hi Isabella :)
DRAGONA!
HI!
:D
yay! people!
Hi Nyx :)
*jumps on Isabella's head*
i know to stay away from urs after last time, Dragona!
;P
*Balances Nyx on head but manages o stay standing up*
O YESSS IVE GOT BALANCE
Yup... spikey hair must hurt...
ive got straight normal hair
yep!
*curls up on her head*
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
yes, spikey hair DOES hurt amazingly!
:P
I gel my hair so it's spikey :P
what super hair gel do u use?!?!?!?!
o.O
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