Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.
But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.
I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.
The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.
With me so far? Excellent.
In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.
Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.
In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.
As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!
Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.
Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.
Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.
The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!
Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.
Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.
I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.
Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.
Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
When it SHOULD be:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.
But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.
Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.
So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.
Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!
So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.
Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.
Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.
The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.
Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.
Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.
Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.
Ahem.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 2772 Newer› Newest»Hi Mar!
....did derek ever say hello to me in the comments before?
*scrunches eyebrow up*
hmmmm...?
Love that song too, Dragona!
hello aquila!
hey derek! one day in english i pictured you as our substitute teacher!
would you ever consider being our substitute in reading or english...?
Earth Hour lights out! *gets lost in the dark room*
*wanders around*
*sighs*
*daydreams about the day self finally gets to meet the golden god*
*blueberry disguised smurfs scream for help*
*takes them away from Kallista*
I know that everything's bigger in America, but they are a bit too big and talkative to be blueberrys!^^
*turns the lights back on*
*snaps fingers*
viola! thats it!
allright....im in a depressed mood now...
Don't be depressed Mar-chu! :o
*gets knocked over*
*decides standing up isn't wearth the effort*
*continues lying on the floor*
*smurfs climb her and play on her*
*smurfs run at Kallista like a big blue wave*
*smurf-wave swashs over Kallista, washing smurfette out of her hand*
*smurfs return to Aquila*
Don't hurt the poor smurfs Kallista :P
*opens random page in mortal coil*
*screams*
NOOOOOOOOO TANITH!
*shuts book*
that didnt help.
*gets knocked to ground*
*goes to reply to kallistas question but realises she doesn't know the answer,falls asleep instead*
Ah! How can you even think about eating thinking, feeling, talking beings!
*chases after Kallista*
Um Aquila, I wouldn't advise the smurfs to hit Kallista like a wave again...
*points gun at smurfs*
Wow I'm a hypocrite :P
They didn't hit her, they were like a wave: goin around her.
*continues chasing Kallista, keeping her too busy to eat the smurfs*
Nicolette, can't you just go onto your profile and change your picture back from the computer? That would be what I would do ^^
*opens to another part*
*screams*
NO VALKYRIE!
*shuts book*
*curls up*
graaaaaarr....
*squeaks*
*scurries away into shadows*
Can't I'm at my dads he has no computer and even if he did it doesn't have my photo on it
*the random smurf Kallista is munching on starts praying*
*Kallista trips and accidentally spits out the smurf*
*the smurf jumps on Aquila as she comes along, climbing up to her shoulder*
*Aquila continues chasing Kallista*
Alright Nicolette :)
*rips hair out out* I need £17 in 3days!*rocks back and forth*
Why don't you just ask your parents Nicolette?
*kisses Kallista*
I left a comment where we were talking, if you would answer it whilst I'm asleep it would be much appriciated ^^
*hugs Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
i dont understand. i've been writing since i was in kindergarden, but making stories up since when i was three. I have TONS of stories in my head, TONS of lies, TONS of memories, TONS of information, but when i actually sit down to write nothing comes out. I can write fanfictions wonderfully, but thats the whole point. FAN Fiction. Im only a FAN. the whole base of the idea isnt mine, but some authors or screenwriters. when i try and make my OWN story, i cant do it.
I want to become a writer. i havent actually considered anything else. my whole life is depending if i become a writer. but what if i cant. freakin. write. one. STORY? where will i be then? im going INSANE, and the only way i can do that is to write a story. but HOW? The world really isnt looking like a inspirational place right now.
In my view, writers have the hardest job on earth. they have to create, from the depth of their mind, a completely new story that no one has heard about. in my view, its also the BEST job on earth. they get to make people happy, or sad, or scared for their characters. its like they have a control over everyones feelings, and with the snap of a finger they can change it all.
but where does that put ME? what standard am I in? what rank would everyone put me in? how do other people view me? well, to be entirely honest, i care. i really do. but when it comes to my appearance, and a story, a book, i dont care. i dont care what they think about me. i care what they think about the story. i care about the story.
and i care the most if i can MAKE a story.
*points at gummy smurfs she has in her house*
You could eat them, too. They are just like gummy bears. But blue.^^
bye dragona~
Night Dragona!
@Mar:
You should try with stories for small children. I already did some of them, and they are pretty easy to do (in my opinion).
i...i REALLY dont do small children. they creep me out. they stare at you. they're...only cute when they're a couple moths old and dont make any noise...i will NEVER babysit. NEVER...
Well, I love small children...
I have two younger brother and 10 younger cousins, so I had a lot of chances to invent and to tell stories to them.
...i have evil cousins...demon children...and my fifth grade bus was torture...demon children...
i actually tell stories on a regualer basis to Thalia and Mir. they always have to do with Skul-Man of course.
Well, I once had a series of bed-time stories for my smaller brother, featuring a guy called Spaghetti Omeletti, who worked as a broom.^^
...what the...?
*_*
hi guys
Listening to cool music...
Hi Jaguar!
@ Mar
He was really unique: very slim and with long hair. Since being that slim he was also weak, so working as a broom was just perfect for him.^^
I timed it just right!
OMG IS YUUUUU
BIG SIIISSSSS
yes it is.
Hi Wonka!
@Jaguar: You talking with me? Don't worry, I won't chew on your clothes this time.^^
Oh ok, not talking with me.^^
wow
dragona now sucks. I mean, after you left he was all repentant and 'why did I do that?' and stuff.
Pratt.
phew I've calmed down a lot. Vent art really helps
Btw, wonka, I really like the picture you have at the moment (although I first thought it'd be a squirrel, looking at the small version ^^).
thanx!
it makes me grin when people think it's something else :)
oh, sorry. I was reading the blog.
What's bad about reading the blog, Jaguar?
sooo,
Jaguar: Anyhoo, anyhow, anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Psychic: It's not Christmas
Jaguar: Oh well.
Nothing. I was just saying i was afk for a couple of minutes whilst reading the blog.
meh. I'm tired.
I'm not. I feel too mixed up and confused to go to bed.
VERY TIRED.
*sings a lullaby for Jaguar*
in fact, so tired that I might light my keyboard up with the LEDs. Oooh, look, it's green! Purple...
Blue...
Nothing...
Green...
etc...
Hey, Wonka, did you see that Derek said he likes your pic?
did he? when?
oh my god ima have a look
*winces at shattered glass when aquila begins to sing*
and i swear to god, if anyone EVER steals ANY of those ideas, i will hunt you down and re-arrange your face with sharp pointy stick.
WONKA!!!
DEREK LIKES YOUUUU!!!!
does he like me? *assumes 'I made you a cookie... but I eated it' lolcat position*
*waves sharp pointy stick around as a warning*
*blinks*
Usually people are more likely to clap when I'm singing than to wince...
but if you want me to stop...
*stops*
EEP! HE LIKES MY PICTURE!! :D
OmahGee I'm so happy now!
Erm, Mar,... some of your ideas were already used. Just please don't rearrange those authors faces, will you?
well, we all know you stole the idea of the 'school for gifted students' from x men, so I wouldn't worry.
Nyway, I like them all. In fact, you could put loads of them together in one book. That'd be very very very very very very very cool. Totally.
*jumps*
*waves stick around madly*
*grins, looking at happy Wonka*
I'm glad I told you about it.^^
I'VE NEVER EVEN FULLY WATCHED A FREAKING X-MEN MOVIE!
*waves stick around*
*narrows eyes*
which ones Aquila...?
*extends claws*
That's a nice stick.
*hugs Aquila*
thx 4 telling me- I wouldn't have known otherwise!
*jumps up*
*screams*
*is startled by kallista*
*waves stick around*
Derek, do you like MY picture?
*gets increasingly annoyed at Mar's stick*
*eyes glint*
*jumps on jaguars back screaming in her ear*
LALALALALALALALALALLAAAAA! YOU ARE A LIER! I DIDNT STEAL IT!
*slices through Mar's stick with claws*
I WAS JOKING!!
jeez, some people...
*dislodges Mar from back*
WHICH ONES HAD ALREADY BEEN USED?!?!?
*grabs frypan*
*laughs with malice*
Kallista! I'm happy! :D
Kallista, how can you put UP with Dragona? If I was his blog wife (NEVEEEEEEER!!!) I'd have divorced by now! And if I couldn't, I'd have committed suicide.
*waves frypan around*
NAD THIS IS A SPECIL FRYPAN! ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!
WHICH ONESSSSSS?!?!?!
*Slices through frying pan*
Um, no it's not.
TELL MEEEEE!
Sis, it's no biggie. I'll see if I can make up with him tomorrow if he is commenting/conversationing
MAR IS INSAAAANE!!
who cares.
he's an arsehole.
*grabs another frypan*
well this one is..actually, its not. but if you slice it, i will tell derek and you'll be in trouble!
And Derek will do...
...nothing.
@Mar:
hidden species: used a lot.
magic obtained through rocks: the last stone magician (translated the german title, no idea if it's actually named like this)
Pandoras box: this story was considered real to start with
story about story coming alive: neverending story and inkheart
evil scientist: Frankenstein, for example
guy named pluto: isn't that Mickys dog?
girl falling in alternate reality: Alice in wonderland
...
huh. well, to me, he sucks.
*pauses*
thats true, but if you slice it it will give me a reason to write a story, and there will be a character based off of YOU, and you will DIE a sad, noisy, and bloody death.
*smiles sweetly*
that will happen to ALL of my enemies.
problem is, I'll just heal. Therefore, I can't die like that.
AND, I'm writing a story about my OC. Therefore, you cannot copy.
COPYRIGHTED IS ME!!
ps wonka's internet just crashed.
wonka ses
Night. And bye.
hellllllooo?
Night and bye, Wonka!
aquila-
1.) ah.
2.) oops. didnt hear of it.
3.) it...LOOK! ITS A FLYING PIG!
4.) erm...i avent read those...
5.) in modern time. like in...canada. or...russia. or....new york. thats a better example.
6.) nope, its a seven foot guy who has purple hair.
7.) ...it WONT have a blue cheshire cat.
' aquila
wonka ses ta
um
mar, plz don't jump on my back when I tell you this...
actually, make that when I don't tell you the ways my oc CAN die.
to 5:
Twilight. Harry Potter. Skulduggery Pleasant.
hidden species:
Vampires and Werewulfs. Magicians. Magicians.
There are more examples, but I think you get the point.
Kallista-
1.) not THAT type. it has to do with...parallel dimension or something like that. and a giant bear-cat thing that eats humans.
2.) she...that story turned out suckish to begin with...
3.) well, it was more of a old story that a girl found in a book, and it turned out the characters from the book lived around her.
Hi Rosella!
therefore, you can't use ME in any way humanly possible. So there, ha ha ha.
HI!
...
aquila-
to 5: a evil scientis in CLEVELAND. that may or may not turn into a comedy dissaster.
hi rosella. Have we met? Possibly. I'm not sure.
Hi Mar-Chu!
Hi Kallista!
Hi Aquila!
Hi Jaguar!
... anyone else?
nup, sorry Jaguar.
Anyway, hello!
Jaguar-
you underestimate human brain capacity. what if i made your character a girl named Cheetah, who was turned immortal a DIFFERENT way? she'd still die, i'd find a way, and i'd STILL get my revenge.
HEY GUESS WHAT!
I don't think there is.
Well, I never read a story about Cleveland before.^^
Mar, that wouldn't even RELATE to me.
No point. Epic FAIL on your part.
..um.....little out of pace...
YES! A BREAKTHROUGH!
breakthrough IS?
i got first place!
first place in what?
any way you look at it Jaguar, there is no way for you to STOP me from making a character based off of you. there is NO way to stop me from publishing a book where that character dies a horrible death.
Hi everyone....
OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES TIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/03/quest-of-fanfics-begins.html
is confuzzled :S
and.... it was thinking about changing my first name a little....don't start yelling! i know dragona will get mad... but do anyone have any suggestions?
Can't comment much, last minute packing, will be very distant :)
hi tristessa!
Hi Tristessa!
Did you already read my fanfic?
@Rosella: I like the name Rosella... :)
any way you look at it mar, there is no way for that character to be even slightly RELATED to me by a single gene. I mean, you don't know my
SECRET IDENTITY!!
heya tristessa.
IDEAS!
i'm stuck on my fanfic and i doon't know where to go.
i am dumbfounded by Nyx's fanfic and i am absolutely clueless.
HELP!?
I like Rosella, too. But what about a nickname? Like Rose, for example?
and you dont know mine, or any REAL identity of anyone else on the blog.
so, your point?
who CARES about dragona?
do what you want with your name. He's notb the king of the blog.
ps It's late so I'm going.
yeah, people call me Rose, and Nyx calls me Rosey, which i don't particularly appreciate...
my point is,
JAGUAR
IS
ME.
No, not yet... taking the first couple to Italy with me... including yours :) I have yours, Pandora's and Octa's (because it's the shortest). :)
okay, then.
Bye Jaguar!!!!!!!
What about meeting with Nyxs story? You could tell something about how Dusk wanted you to kill each other and you decided to quit with him instead, because of the nice experiences you've had when meeting each other?
yes, Jaguar is you, we all can see that thanks to the letters above your comment. we can all read.
DEREK. LANDY. SAID. HAPPY. BIRTHDAY. TO. ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *dies*
yeah, thats a good one! but i'll have to find Nyx and check up with her first
when, tristessa!? really! happy birthday too!
alright. this is worthless. im leaving. and maybe when i come back, Jaguar wont be here.
Happy Happy Joy Joy.
Plus were eating steak soooo...bye.
Bye Jaguar!
You'll be in Italy, Tristessa? As long as you're in Italys north, it's just a short trip to Germany... ^^
bye Mar-chu!
Sorry Aquila... with school :) No chance of escape... *quitely puts on ninja outfit and works on escape plans*
Bye Mar! Have a nice steak! ^^
Hmmm.... couldn't you talk your teacher into doing this? You could even drive by train... and it would be so EDUCATING... ;)
*taps fingers on bench*
Dragona said he'll be here today. Where is he?
and where did Kallista go?
and how did this bench get in the middle of the pacific?
eating breakfast on a giant squids' head is more fun than it may sound
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!
HI! again Kallista!
*implodes*
Just thought... do you have summer and winter time wherever you live?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW TRISTESSA!
^happy birthday to you!^
^happy birthday to you!^
^happy birthday to Tristessa!^
^happy birthday to you!^
me?
*waves crazily back at Kallista*
*smurfs come streaming down the hill*
*smurfs topple Rosella off cliff*
*lands on a giant purple squid*
*waves crazily at Kallista*
*giggles maniacally*
Oh, btw, I forgot. I'm starting a petition. I'll do it on my blog laters, but my friend is trying to say that that Derek Landy doesn't pwn all creation... how wrong is she? So I'm starting a petition that Derek Landy pwns all creation INCLUDING the movie Sucker Punch... who's willing to sign?
HaPpY bIrTDaY tRiSTeSsA!!!!!!!!
*starts singing a German birthday song instead of the commonly nown 'happy bithday to you'*
Heute kann es regnen, stürmen oder schneien
denn du strahlst ja selber, wie der Sonnenschein
heut ist dein Geburtstag, darum feiern wir
alle deine Freunde freuen sich mit dir!
Wie schön dass du geboren bist,
wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst.
Wie schön dass wir beisammen sind,
wir gratulieren dir, Geburtstagskind!
THANKS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
me!
whats the translation, Aquila?
*skips around randomly*
Brb
Hello~
;)
*jumps off Squids head and uses tentacle as a rope, climbs in mouth of squid*
KKKKKKKKaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiSSSSSSSSStttttttttttAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
kALLISTA!
KALLISTA!
KALLISTA!
*echoes*
*blue monkeys jums on back*
*screams maniacally*
HI THALIA!!!!
Hi Rosella!
Today it might rain, storm or snow
cause you're yourself shining like the sun.
Today's your birthday, that's why we celebrate.
All your friends are happy together with you.
Such a nice thing you were born, we would have missed you a lot if not.
Such a nice thing we are together,
we congratulate you, bithday-child.
Hi Thalia!
Thats so cute!!!!!
i want to sing it! CAN i??
*big eyes*
Hi Aquila!
Hi Kallista! *waves back*
Thalia, just a word of warning.....
don't jump into the Giant Purple Squids' mouth.
Its all SLIMEY
Ok. Thanks for the heads up.
Of course you can.^^
YAY!
Today it might rain, storm or snow
cause you're yourself shining like the sun.
Today's your birthday, that's why we celebrate.
All your friends are happy together with you.
Such a nice thing you were born, we would have missed you a lot if not.
Such a nice thing we are together,
we congratulate you, bithday-child
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRISTESSA!
i couldn't sing the german version.
i can't speak german
Speaking German is easier than speaking English
...
to me.^^
thats because you alredy speak it! >,<
Really? That's why?
And I kept wondering...^^
smileyface backfired
*head desk*
*spins around*
hmmm...steak was gooood...!
*screams crazily as smurfs and lue monkeys decend*
*constructs a shield of bubbles*
hahaha!!!
*Giant Purple Squid pops Giant Bubble Shield*
uh oh....
THALIA!
hi again mar!
Sorry for slow commenting, I have an extreme headache and the Advil isn't working....
Welcome back, Mar!^^
HELLO!
ROSELLA! WRITE MORE OF YOUR FANFIC!
Hi Mar!
ah. i took advil for my eardrum when we got off the plane. i dont think i quite trust it anymore, since my ear is still popping and hurting.
ah! gotta go! were going to see a movie! IN A PARK! bye!
*skips away chewing steak*
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