Friday, March 25, 2011

Paperbacks

Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.

But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.

I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.

The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.

With me so far? Excellent.

In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.

Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.

In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.

As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!

Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.

Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.

Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.

The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!

Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.

Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.

I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.

Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.

Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

When it SHOULD be:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.

But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.

Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.

So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.

Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!

So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.

Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.

Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.

The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.

Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.

Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.

Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.

Ahem.

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Rosella Embers said...

BYE MAR!!!!

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Mar!

Min (Thalia) said...

Bye Mar!

Rosella Embers said...

oh....







i've got to go now too,but i'll be back in a few hours!








see you guy all later!



bye

Min (Thalia) said...

Bye Rosella!

Ann Marie said...

Happy Birthday Tristessa! Though I think you're already gone. :-( I mean, :-D cause hey, it's your birthday!

Hi everyone else! Though I've used up my internet time just reading and now I have to leave. Bye everyone!

Kallista, I left you a comment, don't know if you saw.

*hugs for all*

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Rosella!

Hi Ann Marie!

Ann Marie said...

Oh, and Mr. Landy!

re: "As for Tanith’s ultimate fate, I really don’t know what’ll happen. But the thing that everyone forgets is that I like her too… and I might even like her MORE as a bad guy!"

You are EVIL. I think you've been taking lessons from Mr. Whedon, who is definitely some kind of sociopath. *shakes head* So sad. Must have had a terrible childhood.

Min (Thalia) said...

Hi Ann Marie!

Ann Marie said...

Hi Aquila! Love the birthday song, very pretty.

Hi Thalia!

And bye, I need to get out and work while there's still light. Really leaving now. Sayonara, sweethearts. <3

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Ann Marie!

Min (Thalia) said...

Aww...bye Ann Marie!

Min (Thalia) said...

Thanks Kallista!

Oh, Aquila, I answered your question on my fanfiction.

Aquila Felis said...

Sorry, was distracted.
Thanks, Thalia!

Considering the fact I'll go to vote tomorrow...
Good night!

Min (Thalia) said...

Night Aquila!

Min (Thalia) said...

Kallista, I'm sure that you'll think of something amazing!

I should be typing up the other parts of my fanfic, but I keep getting distracted...

Min (Thalia) said...

Brb dinner~

Derek Landy said...

Kallista- I do indeed know the song Weile Waile. In fact, the song appeared in an early version of the one of the books, but I took it out because I was getting rid of an entire sub-plot. It may well make a re-appearance, because it’s a song we all used to sing when we were kids, and it is SO disturbing.

Hi Mar-Chu!

Finding the right story to work on is not easy. If it were easy, I’d already have a non-Skulduggery book out there. But it’s not. It takes a LOT to commit to six months of writing, and so the story had better thrill you from the first word to the last. The only story I’ve found to do that has been Skulduggery’s story, and I was lucky it came to me. So don’t worry- when the idea is right, you’ll know.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...


GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...

Did I JUST MISS GoLdEn GoD!!!¡¡¡!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

:(

If only I'd been here 20 minutes ago...

Min (Thalia) said...

WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?! I LEAVE TO EAT PASTA AND THE GOLDEN GOD COMES ON?
...........
Ahem. Anyway, hello Mr. Landy!


Hi Pyro!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...


Ah well...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hey Thalia!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*sigh*

I...missed…golden...god...

*sigh*

Min (Thalia) said...

I missed him too......why did dinner have to be ready at that time!?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Where IS everyone?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hmm...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Kallista sorta just...

...dissapeared.

Min (Thalia) said...

Everyone left....

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I missed like half a dozen people!

*sits dejectedly in a corner*

Donkey Shooter said...

anybody still here, if not damn, if so who?

Min (Thalia) said...

Aww, it's ok! *pats Pyro's head*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hey Donkey Shooter!

Donkey Shooter said...

i guess that answers me, *burns pyros head.*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Oh umm

No one's here Donkey Shooter, sorry about that...

Donkey Shooter said...

i havent been on in ages, it kinda happens when ur parents are getting married... AGAIN.
so wassup, i feel half dead, how are you?

Donkey Shooter said...

yeh its kindaweird, because that fat that YOU'RE HERE.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

You can't BURN my head!

For starters it's always on fire and also, I can't be burned because I am Pyro-Dawn Tyromant Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

IM NOT FAT!!!


I'm fine thanks though

Donkey Shooter said...

yeh k, just to tell u, im either A.hallucinating again.
or B.they now play badmitton with lightsabresw.

Donkey Shooter said...

it was meant to say fact not fat, typo, anyway, i,m hallucinating, because voldemorts here.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

You're probably hallucinating again

Oh well

. said...

Hello?


0.0

Donkey Shooter said...

well, so whats been happening?

. said...

Oh!


Hi Donkey shooter!


I'm Nyx!

*extends hand*

:)

Donkey Shooter said...

hello, nyx, i think im going to hurl, i just skulled a can of lemonade and had alot of sherbet.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

?!

Oh dear...


You might not be hallucinating...


>:)

Donkey Shooter said...

i know i know, i came here ages ago, but dont come on much anymore, problems in real life, now if you will excuse me, i need to pewk

. said...

oh....ok!


*steps away*


Pyro!

Hya!


*glomps him*
>:)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Nyx!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*glomps Nyx back*

Donkey Shooter said...

ok, that didnt feel good...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Ewwwwwww

Gross Donkey Shooter!

Donkey Shooter said...

why on earth is a bunch of copies of the bible under my bed...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

No idea

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Blah

Donkey Shooter said...

pyro, i almost shattered my leg last year, THAT looked disgusting.

. said...

uh....



congratulations!


you are the newest member of the Catholic Church!


:P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Q

Donkey Shooter said...

ooh i know, blast from the past right there.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Huh?

. said...

could this be true?



*screams*



YAY!



I got top of the page!



....and i didn't even realise it!

:D

Donkey Shooter said...

nyx almost right, after my sister died, i started being religious, i stopped, for some random reason.

. said...

awww, i'm srry!


*hugs Donkey Shooter*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Okaaaaaay...

Donkey Shooter said...

and i remmepber tjhe random reason, i lost faith.

. said...

hmmm?

Donkey Shooter said...

well i gotta get going soon

Donkey Shooter said...

not soon now, ill be back, eventuallly.

. said...

kay Donkey...



*turns to Pyro*


So, uh....do you find it hard eating ice cream?
i mean, it's gotta melt before it even touches your head, right?

. said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!




*knock Kal over in a hug*



ok!


:D

. said...

erm....any 1?



Rosie?

Rosella Embers said...

hi nyx

. said...

ROSIE!



*glomps her*


hi!


XD




now BOW TO THE MASTER OF THE PAGE!


>:)

Rosella Embers said...

NYX?

Rosella Embers said...

*raises eyebrow skeptically*




master?





pfft!

Rosella Embers said...

NYX! GUESS WHAT!?!?!

. said...

WAT?!


(oh wait...i know... :D)



WAT?!

Rosella Embers said...

heh heh heh....





I CAME FIRST!!!!!




i already told u, though

. said...

lol yes...



actually, i waz thinking about how ur about to squashed in 10...9...8...


...oh, stuff it! I cant count!


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*squashes Rosie*


hmmm.....u actually look better that way...


>:)

Rosella Embers said...

can you type faster?





i've gone mad refreshing the page! >:)

. said...

grrrrrrrrr......



Rosie, you must understand that it takes time and effort writing about hulk smashing people


.....gosh, i thought you'd know that out of all the people here....



XDDDDDD

Rosella Embers said...

And i don't REALLY appreciate being SQUASHED.


THANK YOU NYX! (sarcastically)





































*muscles distort, turns into cheetah-hulk*







CHEETAH/HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








hey nyxie! your natural look has changed completely! You look so much better this way! maybe you shold sit in front of cars more often......>:) *not really*

Rosella Embers said...

HEY NYXIE!!!!



you doin anythin this arvo?

. said...

*looks at text message*



ROFL! I'm keeping vat!


and yes! i am meeting up wiv some friends....



...kinda....




*lies infront of a race way*



>:)

Rosella Embers said...

Nice!











imdoin assignments..... yay...

Rosella Embers said...

*wails*



y is your fanfic so gooood?









btw did you have a good Earth Hour?

Rosella Embers said...

Nyx?

Rosella Embers said...

...

. said...

lol thanx!


and...uh....YEAH!



sorta...



i waz with my brother, a friend, her sister and we went up 2 a house and she opened it and we yelled "HAPPY EARTH HOUR!"


it waz kinda awkward after that.....


(her lights were on.....she's a KILLER!)


:P

Rosella Embers said...

LOL NYX!





ha ha ha.....











>:)

. said...

srry 4 v l8 responses...


...i'm juggling blogging, fanfic and assignments!

>:P


oh high school.....I HATE YOU!!!!

Rosella Embers said...

*eats cabbage on the head of The Giant Purple Squid*












*realises doesn't like cabbage, spits it out and feeds it to the Squid*















*Squid roars, smurfs descend on Rosella*















*screams crazily*

Rosella Embers said...

lol nyx, so true.




i should be doin art brochure, english speech and drawing for claire but i decided i needed a break

















*gets baseball bat, hits a smurf*






HOME RUN!!!!!








*jumps off Squid, lands on a pink unicorn....?*

. said...

lol Rosie!


*swings tarzan like, and picks her up*


now STAY HERE!




*swings back down to the smurfs*


Agent Dawn incoming!


>:D

. said...

*kicks the smurfs away*


HA!



*hears a marching in the distance*



oh no....



..it's my mortal enemies....





*charges to the army*





ZOMBIE TELLYTUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!



>:D

Rosella Embers said...

XD
















WAIT!










































































































































































































XD
















WAIT!












































































































































































































....Sour bears. I eats them

Rosella Embers said...

ZOMIE TELLITUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





























...zombie telitubbies?

Rosella Embers said...

*hefts a cabbage*


















eat cabbage, zombies!!!!!!!!!






















*laughs crazily*




























throws cabbage, zombie tellitubbies fall to the floor, choking*

. said...

lol Rosie!



U JUST WASTED A MINUTE OF MY BLOGGING LIFE!






*slices through tellytubbies with shadows*




AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


o.O

Rosella Embers said...

ha ha ha!!!!!!



















the power of the rotten cabbage

Rosella Embers said...

lol

















*holds out hand, ice crystals begin to form*














*shards of ice polka-dot zombies chests*

. said...

well, cabbages are good....




....but marshmallows are better!



*lobs 10000000000000000000000000 marshmallows at the army*




MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!


>:D

Rosella Embers said...

*swings fire sword at a zombie, it wheels around, on fire and no where to put his bowler cap*

. said...

*zombies crowd around her*


ah......


*throws skittles at them, blinding them*






TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!





>:D



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!



*runs away, waving her arms crazily*

Rosella Embers said...

>:DDDDDDDDD






































*punches through a computer screen, electricity crackles in hand, lobs a lightning bolt at a pack of zombies*

. said...

*meets mega Tiddly winky*


(dont ask how i know their names....I JUST KNOW THIS STUFF, OK?!)


*unsheaths her sword*


tiddly winky....we meet again....

Rosella Embers said...

ROFL NYX!




















*gets a pancake, throws it in the face of a zombie*
















would you like syrup with that?
















*pours hot syrup on the zombie, glueingit to the flooor*

. said...

*jumps on Tiddly Winky*


you wanna piece of me?!



huh?!




uh.....i don't know wat else 2 say...so uh....




*slices it's head off*

BAM! UR DEAD!!!!!



>:D

Rosella Embers said...

lol
























*lays a table, picks a rose and puts in a vase.*












*seats two tellitubbies down on the chairs*



















*dresses as a waiter*

















now, children. Would you like some rainbow ice cream?























*tellitubbies nod enthusiastically*



















alright...!





























*summons a ball of ice, pours cream and skittles on top and throws it in the face of the zombies*















hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! tase the rainbow!






*smiles at the camera, poses*









ice cold refresments, anyone?















*grins evilly*

Rosella Embers said...

*yodells, calls smurfs and Giant Purple Squid, Squid and Smurfs descend on tellitubbies*



























how much longer? how many more to go?

. said...

ermmm......i was gonna order an ice tea...



...but now I'll just take a sprite!


:P

Rosella Embers said...

hee hee hee......
















































*gets a gun, shoots gluesticks at zombies*













































ha ha ah! glue and screw!
























*gets screwed up balls of paper, and covers the zombies in paper*

. said...

*pours hot iron over then*



YAY! now i hav tellytubbie statues!

:D

Rosella Embers said...

mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!













*Pours Fanta over the heads of the Zombies, twirls, does a cartwheel*






















taste the 5% real fruit juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosella Embers said...

KALLISTA!!!!!!





*glomps*













can u help us defeat the pack of mutant zombie tellitubbies?

. said...

lol Rosie!


*pours coke over them*



ermmm.....




DELICIOUS ACID!



LOVE IT!

Rosella Embers said...

>:D

Rosella Embers said...

text/blogging conversations r fun!

. said...

KAL!





*glomps her*











HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D




KAL!

iz it cheezy 2 say i've missed u?



o.o

Rosella Embers said...

o.0

Rosella Embers said...

>o.o<
Bemused Fish!

Rosella Embers said...

haha!

















*grabs a bemused fish, throws insanity at the zombies*

. said...

*jumps on tellytubbies, turning them into snowmen*


yay!



i love snowmen!


:D

Rosella Embers said...

*makes a snow angel*












i haven't made a snow angel inYEARS!!!!




(only sand ones)

. said...

lol Rosie!


*snowmen start moving*


......uh oh....






ZOMBIE SNOWMEN!!!!!!




0.0

Rosella Embers said...

*throws jelly snakes at the zombies*



















eat no artificial flavours and no artificial colouring, Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!>:)












MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Rosella Embers said...

whereu going kallista?

. said...

ok Kal!




*glomps her*




missing u already....



...woah!



*is knocked back by the cheezyness....or maybe the killer zombie snowmen...*

Rosella Embers said...

Lol!












I'm REALY sorry Nyx, but i have to go now, so i'll catch u tonight. Keep ur phone with u. Bye!

. said...

Kay c ya Rosie!



bye Blogland!


*leaps out*

Jaffa Morbid said...

Aww, I missed everyone :/

About to update my blog :P

Jaffa Morbid said...

KALLiSTA! Are you still there?

Jaffa Morbid said...

Yay! How are you?

Jaffa Morbid said...

Bloody he'll, I give up attempting to update my blog for now.
Have you read my latest post?

Jaffa Morbid said...

*hell not he'll

Cool, what time is it for you?

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'm alright thanks, check my blog for full details

Ann Marie said...

Evening, anyone who's still here.

Jaffa Morbid said...

Hi Ann, how are you?

Ann Marie said...

Hi Jaffa! How are you? And what time is it there? I've been wondering.

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'm fine thanks. It's 3:15pm for me

Jaffa Morbid said...

Bubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebibblebubble

Jaffa Morbid said...

Thanks for the comments Kallista

Ann Marie said...

6 hours behind me. And Ireland is 7 ahead.




*shrieks* Kallista! Ow.
*picks self up*
*hugs back cautiously*

You're welcome!

Jaffa Morbid said...

Wait, what day is it for you Ann?

Ann Marie said...

Kallista, your enthusiasm is both charming and dangerous. :-)

Jaffa! It's, um, Friday... no! no, it's Saturday. Right. Cause tomorrow is Sunday.

Jaffa Morbid said...

Ah, ok Ann. It's Sunday for me which means I have to go to school tomorrow :(

Jaffa Morbid said...

OOH! I just remembered Doctor Who is on tonight so it's not all bad!!

*does pancake dance*

Leona Raine said...

Hi everyone!

Ann Marie said...

I'm distracted playing with the blog I have no use for, but may as well set up long as I'm here.

Whatch'all up to?

Jaffa Morbid said...

Hi Leona, I don't believe we've met
*holds out hand for a hand shake*

Ooh, give me the link to the blog when you're done Ann.
I'm not up to much, had horse riding earlier and I'm gonna go watch DW in a couple of hours :P

Jaffa Morbid said...

Brb

Ann Marie said...

It's not exciting, I have nothing to post about.

Oh, so not 6 hours behind so much as 18 hours ahead. If I'd thought about it a little harder, or at all, I might have figured that out.

Are you watching S6? Is there a S6? *bounces* Hope so.

Tell me about horse riding. I should do that, one of these days. Like, when it's not pouring rain and super muddy. And I have a nice enclosed space, and the time to tire my horse out before I get on, cause otherwise she tends to take off with me. Or without me, rather. First ride of the year, always hair-raising, anyway. Whee.


Hi Leona! Cause you're not like, sitting next to me or anything.

Oy, I smell propane, better go light pilots before we all die.

Alexander. said...

is Kallista here??

Ann Marie said...

She was, and she didn't say she was leaving, so maybe she'll be back?

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'M BACK!

Hi Alex!

Ann, they are currently filming series 6 of DW and I think it's supposed to be aired at the middle of this year. Today in horse riding I was just doing simple commands and stuff cause I haven't ridden a horse for 7 months!!

Jaffa Morbid said...

Brb.....again
My mums making me take the washing off th line :/

Ann Marie said...

I just counted, been 7 months for me too. Been a long winter! Except... wait, why wouldn't you be riding in the summer?

Leona Raine said...

Hello Jaffa! Nice to meet you. *shakes hand* I'm Ann Marie's daughter. :-D

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'M BACK! Again.

I don't know why I haven't been riding Ann, I was just doing heaps of extra curricular and other bits and pieces that i didn't have time.

Cool Leona, how are you?

Jaffa Morbid said...

Bubblebubblebubblebubblebibblebubblebubblebubble

Ann Marie said...

Here you go, Jaffa. It's kind of silly.

http://fly2themoon.blogspot.com/


Leona is trying to cut cheese into a circle so it will fit her cracker.

Jaffa Morbid said...

Thanks Ann, I'll check it out.

Lol Leona, I find that a perfectly acceptable thing to do

Jaffa Morbid said...

Epic blog Ann!

Leona Raine said...

I'm good. How are you? And why are you bubbling? I peeled and ate an entire lemon yesterday. O.o XD

Ann Marie said...

What? Just epic? Not EPICA? I'm disappointed. *sniffle*


Please realize that I'm kidding. :-D Thank you! <3

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'm alright thanks Leona. I'm bubbling cause I feel like bubbling (plus if you say bubble heaps of time really fast it sounds cool) hmm, usually me and my friend eat a segment of lemon, I'm gonna have to add "eating a whole lemon" to my list of things to do O.o

Ann, I have a random question for you, what do you think of Captain Jack Harkness?

Ann Marie said...

Captain Jack Harkness. Needs to snog the 10th Doctor. In front of cameras, preferably.

Maybe that's not what you were looking for... oh well. :-)

Jaffa Morbid said...

Lol John Barrowman (Capt. Jack Harkness) has actually snogged David Tennant (10th Doctor) in front of cameras before :P

Leona Raine said...

Ummmmmmmm... .. Can't remember. Thinking.. Can't remember. :/

Ann Marie said...

I saw Tennant kiss him on an extra on one of the special dvds - I wouldn't call that a snog, exactly, but it was very sweet. And John seemed honestly really thrilled, as much as any fangirl would be. *cheesy grin* Made me happy!

Um, but if there's more, can you point me to it? O.O Pleeeeeaaase?

Jaffa Morbid said...

Just YouTube it, I was randomly looking up DW stuff on YouTube and I stumbled across it :P

My mum thinks John Borrowman is hot :/ I'm concerned

Ann Marie said...

He's kinda, hmm. Not my type. Weird, would expect him to be, but.. nah.

David Tennant, on the other hand - ok, not for me, maybe, but I'm very much in favor of seeing him snog pretty much anyone. I have no idea why he's so attractive, either. He's scrawny and has awfully bad teeth.

On the other hand, pinstripes. *loves*

Leona Raine said...

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Jaffa Morbid said...

Lol, I'm watching some really funny DW clips

Ann Marie said...

I can't watch vids on here. Flash was working for a while, then I updated the OS and it stopped working. Always meant to figure that out, but I only have so much brain. And time. And other things are more important. Like goats. Um, and SP, yeah.

Jaffa Morbid said...

Leona, do you like DW?

Jaffa Morbid said...

SP is awesome, who's your favourite character?

Jaffa Morbid said...

I gtg in 15 minutes

Leona Raine said...

Yeah! I like DW. Just not for the same reasons as my mom. :-P I'm not sure what my favorite SP character is.. Maybe er um. I don't know.

Ann Marie said...

Geez don't make me choose!

Um, ok. Skulduggery for sheer hotness. Yeah, he's a skeleton, I dunno. I have xenophilic tendancies.

Ghastly cause he's just _good_. Now he'd be an excellent bf, so too bad about Tanith. I mean, Sanguine. Ew.

Valkyrie cause.... cause she's awesome. I think I first realized I really loved her when S was trying to disable the floor sensors in the museum, and his wire was slipping, and she jumped from the tree to help him. Sometimes, you just have to do what you have to do, no matter if it's scary or hard or gross or dangerous or people will laugh at you or whatever. You put that out of your mind and just do it. I didn't really get that at her age - I don't think I got it until I was pregnant, actually. If SP had partnered with 12yo me, he'd have been ripped to shreds by vampires right there.

Tanith _was_ awesome. Now she's creepy.

And I love Kenspeckle. I might have a soft spot for curmudgeonly old men. And I like Clarabelle cause she's all scatterbrained like I am. :-D

Now Fletcher? Not my favorite.

Jaffa Morbid said...

Aww.

I like Fletcher cause I reckon he would be a super hot boyfriend (well he's kinda close to my age! Lol) but he is a bit dim which annoys me but I find his hair hilarious "It looks like a demented porcupine!" best line of the whole book :P

Valkyrie-cause she's kind but strong and in the first book she's my age, plus she has a good sense of humour.

Tanith-She. Is. Epic. Shame about the whole 'being possessed by a remnant and going out with Sanguine' thing, I feel sorry fo Ghastly.

Ghastly-he is awesome on a whole new level of awesome. I do feel sorry for him though.

Skulduggery-most vain, full of himself character but is hilariou because of it, he also taught me a whole heap of fancy words to use to confuse my friends :P

Clarabelle-cause she's a ditz

Ann Marie said...

"he also taught me a whole heap of fancy words to use to confuse my friends"

Raisin what?

*giggles* I am also, on occasion, 12.



Fletcher is a self-absorbed idiot. I think Val will get tired of him quick. She seems sensible that way. ;-) Um, sorry. He's a good first bf, really.

Will take longer for her to get tired of Caelan, but eventually the obsessiveness and... humorlessness will wear on her.

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'm not particuly fond of Caelan, I find him as creepy and as obsessive as Edward Cullen, weeeeell maybe not THAT creepy, but coming close

Leona Raine said...

I find Caelan kind of scary sometimes.

Ann Marie said...

Edward was a bit odd, yes. Guess creepy obsessiveness is just normal for vampires.

Except Carlisle. *draws hearts around him*

Jaffa Morbid said...

Hmm, yeah he can be kind of scary

Leona Raine said...

:-D

Jaffa Morbid said...

Carlisle? *gags* sorry, I've read the twilight books and seen the movies but the movies don't do anything for me :/

Ann Marie said...

LOL. Sorry! He's just nice. I like nice!

Jaffa Morbid said...

Lol Ann. DW ISN'T ON!!! *sobs*

Oh well, I can stay and chat to you people for longer!

Leona Raine said...

You're gagging? I thought he seemed nice. Can't remember much and I never read the whole thing anyway. Hmm.

Jaffa Morbid said...

:P I'm hungry :/

Ann Marie said...

WHAT!?! Aww, I'm sorry. :-( I'd choose to watch DW over hanging out with me.

Leona Raine said...

It isn't! Aw, i'm sorry. :-(

Ann Marie said...

We still have cheese and crackers. *shares*

Jaffa Morbid said...

Ooh cheese and crackers *does Gromit impression*

Waaait, do these crackers contain wheat?

Jaffa Morbid said...

*oops, Wallace impression not Gromit :P

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