Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.
But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.
I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.
The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.
With me so far? Excellent.
In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.
Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.
In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.
As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!
Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.
Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.
Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.
The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!
Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.
Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.
I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.
Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.
Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
When it SHOULD be:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.
But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.
Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.
So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.
Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!
So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.
Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.
Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.
The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.
Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.
Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.
Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.
Ahem.
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cyber fight
shit gotta piss
brb
what happened?
hey aquilia
kay, i'm gonna leave now...
...night guys!
*hugs Aquila*
thanx Aquila
Bye Nyx.
Nicht Nyx, and: no prob. :)
*Night
^^
*sighs*
:(
*arches eyebrow at sighing Dragona*
*taps her foot*
Why are you tapping your foot?
Because I don't pity you.
I don't pity myself either.
Good. Because no matter what you say, it's always your fault, too. You always need at least two people for an argument, one alone wouldn't be enough.
It is my fault. I feel terrible for the cock up of an afternoon.
Well, my afternoon was alright.
Well at least someone's was ^^
So...
let's find something else to talk about.^^
I had a memory attack this morning ^^
Erm... as far as I remember that's not a good thing...
*looks at ^^ in confusement*
Yes, that isn't a good thing ^^
*is even more confused by the next ^^s*
Ahh! The ^^ take their revenge for me overusing them!
*hides under blanket*
No, they're not getting revenge :P
It hurt, but I'm kind of glad to be still here, y'know?
*blins*
Well... they surely couldn't kill you, right?
But then again... I'm not a doctor...
Well yes, they could kill me.
How do you know?
Because I looked it up on the internet ^^ and also I have a friend, well my only friend at school now, who has a photographic memory and he told me too. And since I have a photographic memory and have WORSE than what my friend does and what it said on the internet, although no one knows I have one, he can die from it, and the internet says you can die from it, so if I have it worse I can probably die from it ^^
Ok...
but you know self-diagnosis doesn't really work...
I really think you should go to a doctor. But then again it's your decision...
It wasn't on a self-diagnosis. It was on a website about photographic memories, and also my friend told me. And I'm not going to go to the doctors, it's very unlikely I'll die. But in the worse case senerio...
I don't want anyone to know about it, I know they won't believe me and it would make things worse than it already is.
Hmmmm... I'd say they could support you, help you or maybe even save you some of the pain... but oh well. Whatever. If you don't want anyone to know you can still go to the doctor when you're adult, right. :)
And considering the fact that you can die from about everything I wouldn't be too worried.
Yes, the worst thing about this is I've got 80 some years of it, then also me being psychic to deal with too...
*sighs*
And don't worry, it's very unlikely I'll die. And I'm not worried about it ^^
*trys not to worry*
*slightly uncomfortable feeling stays*
*takes deep breath*
Ever thought about the fact that humans can die from more or less everything? And still, we don't... funny, isn't it?^^
Yes it is quite funny Aquila. There's loads of diseases out there and other things we can die from, but all humans do is kill other humans.
This is why I don't want a photographic memory I'll stick to dreaming of the future. :)
Now... I need a cunning plan so I can buy 2100 Microsoft points for £18 mum a present for around £10 and dragon age 1&2 for around £30
Yeh well Nicolette, you try having both ^^
What's happened to your picture btw?
Well, there are a lot of humans trying to save others, too.
I wasn't exactly talking about diseases, but about things we can't live without:
Water, sunlight, each of the gases in the air as soon as they are on their own...
*glances at empty picture box* urm I don't know.. Maybe someone ate it *eyes everyone suspiciously*
I find that quite weird Aquila, humans are so strong but yet they can be killed so easily...
Erm... Nicolette... what about working (e.g. babysitting, delicering newspapers...) + saving?^^
So you don't know why it's happened? Can you get it back? That's really weird :S
There's no one to baby sit forand the waiting list for a paper round is around 2 years.. I want a job but can't get one
*trys to hide the last peaces of Nicolettes picture she didn't manage to eat yet*
Maybe you could be a commidian Nicolette ^^
In this case I'd ask your parents. Mine are usually willing to give me some money for additionally working in the household. Like cleaning the windows once a month, for example.
Comedian? I don't think I'm funny enough to be a comedian ... Esecially with Lee evans reforming in the lights this month
You ARE funny Nicolette, and is there a way to get your picture back?
Maybe ... Hmm I could but my mums very stingy with her money probably £5 pound a week at best so with the ten pound I already have that's around 10weeks of work! :O damn I'm gunna have to wait 4 weeks after the dlc is released to be able to buy it :/
I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.
Bye Dragona!
Maybe you could work for your mother and your father. Cleaning the car inside and outside surely would be worth some money, wouldn't it?
Hmmm yes! I will do it! I'm just going to have to work like crazy
But you'll feel good having the money.^^
Bye dragona an I can't really get the picture back without my laptop
I will :D
Maybe a temporary one
*looks at clock*
Erm...
Sorry to leave you, but it's time for dinner...
But I'll be back asap.
Okaii don't worry I'm browsing pics
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1) Do you know how to wield a broad sword or a katana *samuri sword*
2) WHEN WILL WE LEARN THE NAME OF THE NEXT BOOK!
3) Are you even going to ATTEMPT to save Tanith from that savage beast *i mean the remnant not Billy-Ray although make her dump him SHE SHOULD BE WITH GHASTLY WHY DEREK WHY!!!!!*
4) are you going to make any apperences any time soon in America??
5) I NEED THE SIXTH BOOK!!
woops that was more of a need then a question im half dead here trying to uncover the mysteries of the sixth book......GIVE IT!! sorry impulse must control self!
ok i dont have a real one .3. yeah STAY AWESOME!!
*Faints from the sheer awesomeness that Derek Landy acknowledged her existence once more by answering another one of her increasingly random questions.*
Thank you for answering my question, Mr. Landy!
Minion Night: Signing (not singing) off
FANFIC WRITING FOLK! I HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR FANFIC, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT HERE...
http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/03/quest-of-fanfics-begins.html
It explains it all in the link! And spread the word!
*screams* OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEREK LANDY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *implodes*
lol Happy birthday tristessa!
Wow just been metal detecting and found a coin! It's a small roman coin that's worth around £10 but think about it the last person to hold this coin was some roman that lived over 2000 years ago!
Back.
@Nicolette
Well, that, too, is a way to earn money.^^
niiiice
*pops in for a second*
WAAAAT?! TRISSTESSA WHERE DID HE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU?!?!?!
TRISSTESSAAAAAAAA!
*headdesk*
hello? im in airconditioning and i feel alive again...
olo
aw snaps! i need to go!
CHARGE YOURSELF YOU STUPID HUNK OF METAL!
trisstessa, im still waiting for your response...!
BYEEEE!
*runs away*
bye mar
Hi Dragona!
Bye Mar-chu.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/03/alex-rider-fanfic-part-eleven.html
New fanfic on my blog.
LOL, very enthusiastic Skulgirl :P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog is great! Ha, what a crazy random happenstance! :)
Hi Lauren.
im over tired had little to no sleep last night :P
I woke up at 1 o'clock in the morning then had a memory attack at 6 o'clock in the morning so it feels like I've done several days without sleep ^^
lol sleep over last night lots of fun couldnt sleep though
I hope you get a good nights sleep tonight Skulgirl.
Btw, do you want to be in a new story I'm writing?
sure!
I woke at 4 because my music was still on when I fell asleep and I accidentlyturned it up *smiles innocently*
Don't you want to even know what it's about? :P
What still do you want to have?
Hi Nicolette! Do you want to be in a new story I'm writing?
huh?
i dont really care wbout knowing i want a surprise!
Sure! :D
OK, what skill do you want to have Skulgirl?
surprises are fun :)
What skill do you want Nicolette?
When I say skill I mean like skill/power.
i want to be able to expertly wield a sword and do stuff like tanith but i have a broad sword not a katana like her :)
also necromancer!! i like that dark stuff *grins evily*
*sits around*
OK, the master swordsman then Skulgirl?
olo Aquila
MINE!!
MINE1111
MINE
What kind of skills do you need for the story? Because my answers will differ depending on time in history or the role I play so examples are good :)
Hi Aquila, do you want to be in the new story I'm writing, and if so what power/skill do you want?
MINW
N
DANGIT DRAGONA!!!
Well anything you want, except for Ninja and Master Swordsman.
And Skulgirl, is your OC Deryn Mellifluous?
Anything I want... What's a basic summary of the story if you don't mind me asking?
Erm... are you asking me or my OC?
Because my OC loves to be in fanfics and loves to be the eay she is, right?
*looks at OC*
*OC nodds*
See?^^
20 pages of fanfic- only 3 people done... :/
http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/03/quest-of-fanfics-begins.html
Won't be commenting much tonight... got a friend over... don't want to be COMPLETELY unsociable. :)
Well there are a number of people all with different powers. It's like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen if you've ever seen or heard of that ^^
*way
So you want to be a shapeshifter Aquila?
Hmm...*goes into a thinking coma*
*revives Nicolette from the coma*
What do you want to be? :P
My OC wants to stay a shapeshifter, yes.^^
yeah thats my OC dragona
I don't know! AHH let me think *buries her head in the sand like an ostrich*
Alright, thanks Aquila ^^
Thanks Skulgirl :)
welcome :D
Hmm Nicolette, you can be a biotic if you want, or maybe a cowboy :S
And you can be more things than that Nicolette, they were only suggestions. You can be anything you want except for Ninja, Master Swordswoman and Shapeshifter.
could i also use necromancy to enhance my sword skills???
I'll see Skulgirl :P I'll try and add it in but I might not be able to because of the storyline.
I'll try my best though.
Do you know what I mean by biotics?
oky dokie
That blue energy stuff that you can make things move with, and make shields and all sorts. Is that right?
Yes I'll have biotics then!
Alright, thanks Nicolette ^^
I hope Kallista comes on soon.
No.
I MISSED to do that.^^
LOL Aquila.
im baaaaaaack~!
Hi Mar-chu!
*listens to the rain*
*becomes sleepy*
*cat*
*curls up*
*meows a hi to Mar*
*waves*
hellooooo!
*gives Aquila a rug to lay on and lights the fire to keep her warm*
:P
*wanders around humming*
*trips over sock*
Aww *sits in front of the fire withthe cat stroking it*
i keep immaginig what it would be like if i met you all in person...what do you think would happen?
sorry im here just trying not to let my parents see :/
wed go nuts
I think I would stand there awkwardly and then say ... Wellthis is nice :3
I'd try not to stand on your feet whilst being hugged.^^
*takes red pen and writes 'MAR' i big letters on title page of Mortal Coil*
There! i claim this as mine!
I'd probably throw some of you :P no I wouldn't, I'm just joking! I wouldn't do it to one of my friends. I might pick you up with one hand though :P
lol
id probably gape at you all and start to chuckle hysterically, being in doubt.
that would be pretty cool
Well, Dragona, if you'd pick me up I'd ruin your hairstyle in return.^^
Not with the amount of gel I use Aquila, it's pretty much rock solid ^^
:O I would run away and hide under a bench if you tried to throw me, my gerund tried to tackle me the other day, before I broke my arm, and I tackled her before throwing Rosemary at her and running off the field as she chased me :D
i would feel short compared to you people
Don't worry I'm only 5ft 3
gotta go friend is here see ya later!
*takes hammer and chisel and starts to ruin Dragonas hairstyle*
^^
lol
i AM a bit tall~
I wouldn't throw you Nicolette, you're my friend aren't you? :P
Skulgirl, why, how tall are you?
Bye Skulgirl!
I'm 6ft 4 and a half! :P
*jumps on dragonas hair style from the lights and gets impaled by the spikes*
He wasn't joking..,
Bye Skulgirl!
LOL Nicolette!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal her*
Thank you dragona *jumps down* a foot and one inch* it's not that much taller *hopes she is believed*
bye skulgirl!
I'm a freak of nature :/
*chisels a lot of small hearts, smileys and flowers into Dragonas hairstyle*
*grins*
No your not dragona, your just tall :3
wow your...tall dragona....but NOT a freak of nature. thats killer kane. wrong guy.
*directs police to large muscular man in the burt building*
now go get 'em! go freak the mighty!
I know some people being taller than 2m... you're not really special.:P
^^
Hiii everyone!!!!!
hi ayesha!
*daydreams of derek coming and speaking at school*
*is content*
freak the mighty is an awesome book. freak d-
...never mind.
I'm on ma iPod so sorry for slow comments =S
*reads from mortal coil*
hmmm...
*is content*
I gtg byeeee everyone!!!!!!!
...where is everybody?
bye ayesha!
Bye Ayesha!
Sorry, I'm kind of... unwillingly distracted. Or, in other words: homework.
ah. homework.
Yup.
*glares at homework*
you should burn it. one time i helped thred a science book and throw it into a bon fire. it was FUN!
erp. gotta go!
erp. i like the sound of that...!
bye erp~!
Burning it isn't a good idea... I have to do an at least five pages reading diary, including analysis on the charecters and their relationships, in English. On the computer. And burning my computer, the smoke would propably poison me.
Sorry about that, we thought my sister had fleas so me and my mum were interogating them. It turns out they were bits of fluff. YOU'RE NICKED! :P
Bye Mar!
Yes I'm a freak of nature. It's not normal for a 14 year old to be psychic, have a photographic memory, be 6ft 4 and a half and be very very strong to throw people one handed like a javelin. I might go to the cirus :/
*circus
*arches eyebrow at Dragona*
Well, in this case: I loved to be in a choir the youngest person excluding me was about 30, I put on mediaval clothes and visit a three day mediaval festival once a year, I thought about going on a pilgrimage after I finished school, all the way up to Spain, in a test for language skills I had more points than they had on their chart, I seem to be a good artist, at least considering the fact I'm the one making our churchs candle...
I'm not really average, too.
Hi Kallista!
*saves poor little smurf from Kallista*
LOL Aquila. I beat loads of people in swordfighting though, but I've never been trained. For a demonstration there was a Sikh at our school who was going to show us how to do some sword moves (they're trained) and I volunteered myself, the daredevil that I am :P
He was actually fighting me properly! He was spinning and doing all these weird stuff which I just blocked, well more like moved my sword in the way (I had a katana, yey! Like my OC!)
And he swung his sword and I ducked and swung MY sword downwards and I knocked the sword out of his hand! The whole year group went into silence, but they started clapping. The sikh guy bowed before me, yeh I'm awesome :P
And THEN I beat a guy who was a fencing expert, another demonstration and I had to wear one of them funny helmets and a white suit type thing. With my photographic memory I memorised every move he made when he was doing a demonstration of the demonstration with his assistant, so all I had to do was look for signs, like the movement of his eyes, and position of the foot to know what he was going to do, then all I had to do was block the strikes and respond with my own. And again the year group went silent when the score was 15-1 to me. But again, they clapped... because I'm awesome...
Big hellos to Aquila and Nyx, and a special shout out to poor ol’ Wonka! Personally, I LOVED your drawing!
Skulgirl asked questions- because that is what Skulgirls do.
1) Do you know how to wield a broad sword or a katana *samurai sword*
2) WHEN WILL WE LEARN THE NAME OF THE NEXT BOOK!
3) Are you even going to ATTEMPT to save Tanith from that savage beast
4) are you going to make any appearances any time soon in America??
5) I NEED THE SIXTH BOOK!!
1) I’ve never trained with swords, I’m afraid. I would have loved to, because it’s a beautiful art.
2) You’ll learn the name of the next book… actually, you’ll probably learn it in the next week or so.
3) As for Tanith’s ultimate fate, I really don’t know what’ll happen. But the thing that everyone forgets is that I like her too… and I might even like her MORE as a bad guy!
4) We’re not planning on it, unfortunately…!
5) Patience is a virtue!
Hi Kallista!
*hugs her*
Can we go for a talk? I left you several comments ^^
*grins*
Ha, you answered!
^^
Thanks Kallista :)
*shreiks*
I WAS GONE FOR A SECOND AND MASTER DEREK CAME! EEEERP!
*trips over pool water*
*lands on dogs*
ah. scuse me...
LOL Mar-chu!
Weila Waila...
you know this little voice in your head, reading out everything you read? Well mine keeps pronounciating Weila Waila in German, and it sounds really funny this way.^^
*looks at Kallista eating blueberrys*
That's a good joice for a tasty blue snack. Just be sure not to eat any smurfs!
*looks protective at smurfs*
deeeerek! does it ANNOY you when i rant about skul-man and you? does it annoy you when i wander around looking for you and screaming bloody murder? do you find me insane?
I like Livin' On A Prayer by Bon Jovi, that's a really good song.
Three awesome films that are epic:
Stealth
Die Another Day
Mystery Men
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