Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.
But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.
I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.
The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.
With me so far? Excellent.
In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.
Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.
In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.
As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!
Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.
Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.
Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.
The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!
Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.
Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.
I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.
Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.
Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
When it SHOULD be:
“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”
Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.
But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.
Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.
So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.
Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!
So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.
Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.
Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.
The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.
Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.
Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.
Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.
Ahem.
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*sighs*
I would LOVE if there were zombies, it would be the coolest thing ever!!
*throws Pandoras covers off* BOO!!
Hi Dragona! Hi Nyx!
:D
*Pushes Nyx out from my covers*
ZOMBIE! Oh, no wait, it's you...
*Scuttles away with her bed covers, going up the wall, then sitting on the ceiling*
;P
lol Dragona!
*shrieks and hides in shadows*
hmmm....wat's vis?
*returns with a machete and machine gun*
oh yeah!!!
>:D
*Screams*
*Reaches into jacket, and pulls out a throwing knife*
*Pins Vex to the wall with several of which*
*Throws covers back on*
MACHINE GUN!!
*Whips out Magnum* Bullet Tag!
*looks towards the horizon*
the zombies r coming....
Hello ppl :P
ALMOST 700! :P
Wonkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
*glomps Wonka*
XD
*remembers she has a loaded machine gun in her hands*
oh....ahem...
*grins*
should have seen that coming!
*glomps Nyx back*
*Shrieks*
*Runs around on the ceiling in tight circles*
*Hyperveintilates*
*Collapses*
.-.
Hi Wonka!
Hey Pandora.
And Dragona, of course.
*takes out MP5A3*
Sorry, you gotta love 'em :P a pure zombie-busting gun :P
ZOMBIES!
*knocks Wonka down while firing at zombies*
aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oof!
HEY!
*shoots a zombie*
back
*pulls out AK47 in her other hand*
COME IN BACKUP! I REPEAT! COME IN BACKUP!
.....and yes, this is y i <3 v blog.....
...coz i can b me: a violent kid shooting zombies!
>:)
*Snipes at zombies from the ceiling*
Um hi again Aquila!
*turns away and shoots 5 zombies*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This is why I got to level 36 on Black Ops Zombies alone ^^
HEY AQUILA!
*drops guns and pulls out a grenade pin, whilst throwing it*
HA! TAKE THAT!
*realises it's headed to Wonka*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
This blog IS amazing... you can total be yourself x]
*pelvic thrusts*
*scares some zombies by pelvic thrusting*
BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!
*is still pinned to a wall so i can't do much* It's cool guys, I'll just stay here while you all HAVE THE FUN!!! >o<
*Scoops up grenade, and throws it out to the zombies*
*BOOM*
*throws a throwing knife at a zombie*
Oh yeah... sorry Vex! 'xD
*Un-pins*
Dragona! Stop trying to kill me accidentally and intentionally!
Wow... I leave for a few minutes and a WAR starts... o0
^^
I DIDN'T WONKA! Wtf? How was I trying to kill you?!
*pelvic thrusts*
BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!
Fine Wonka! Then I'll do it 4 Dragona!
*grabs Wonka*
come on! we're going BUNGEE JUMPING!
>:)
you chucked a grenade in my direction, moron
*looks around*
*shrugs*
*gets a lot of nons, monks and priests of all religions*
*they start to pray for peace*
^^
That wasn't me Wonka! Check the names. Moron. That was Nyx!
*Leaps from ceiling, twisting in mid-air so that she lands on her feet*
*Sends out a slice of air that beheads a couple zombies*
*Clicks fingers*
*Ignites a few more*
Thank You
*leaps on top of a my van and opens the hatch at the top, pulling out two machine guns, and starts to shoot the zombies from afar*
A HAHAHAHAHHAAAA
yeah, Aquila...v blog's funny vat way...
uh......and Wonka? I'm not sure if ur directing vis 2 Dragona or me, but I'll tell u now:
It waz an accident!
o.o
oops.
*turns red*
leave me a lone! I have a cold and my little brother woke me up at half seven this morning!
I never sent anything in your direction Wonka, not even a bullet. I was shooting and killing zombies, it was Nyx who through a grenade! :(
awww Wonka!
*hugs her*
*uses shadows to slice through zombies*
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
>:)
*gets swept up by zombies*
erm.....unless u do vat.....
I KNOW!
sorry, I can't read very well this morning.
I can DRAW, but not read today.
I can kill zombies though.
I LOVE YOU MASTER!
*hugs*
now i actually have a reason to order multiple books online!
*Dragona comes in with a HN21 machine gun with an extended mag and a red dot sight, and owns all the zombies around Nyx, she hits the floor*
Hi Mar-chu.
Sorry... G2G!
My impatient, BAKA brother is freaking out because it's his turn on the computer.
Bye!
Hi Mar!
see ya Pandora.
I know how you feel!
Bye Pandora.
Bye Pandora!
Kallista!
*jumps up from the ground and glomps Mar from above*
HI MAR!!!!
:D
you've just caught us in v middle of a zombie apocalypse...
Hi Kallista!
*hugs her*
I left a comment where we were talking ^^
hi!
im marveling at how much i love wifi, eating a apple crumpet thing, and laughing at the funny birds!
Hi Kallista!
I'm fine...
*glares at reading diary she has to do*
... kind of.^^
Awww, bye Pandora!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
*glomps her*
hihihihihihihihihihihiiii!
:D
grrrr Aquila!
i hav 2 do 1 too!
*rips hers up*
....ok, that wasn't a very well thought out plan.....
bye pandora!
hi kallista!
I have English homework to do too!
I have to type out an article I've written by Tuesday, and honestly I can't be bothered.
i wish I had a reflection...
Aww Kallista :(
Please try and reply to the comment I left where we were talking. I hope you get to come on tonight Kallista :`(
lol SAMW Wonka!
gosh, I'd kill 4 one......
*eyes sweep around the room*
yeah....I'd kill 4 1 right NOW.....
o.O
Evil gets you everywhere...
*same, not samw
>.<
Yay! Paint Tool SAI!
OK thanks Kallista :)
Oh, this is perfect! Just two hours ago I stood in a bookstore, staring at the new Mortal Coil cover and thought: "Huh." And then I saw that “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous” were included at the end of the book and I sat down to read it. LOVE IT! Hilarious, as always. I really need to get the first three books in English now, I`ve only got the German versions and since I love looking for translation mistakes (and then ranting about how horribly untalented the translator is) I really need to read the original versions.
Hi June!
I'm Nyx!
:)
Hi June!
*waves*
Hey June!
wow that looks epic
Aww Wonka please can you change your picture back, the other one suited you and this doesn't :(
*glares*
WONKA!
change ur picture THIS INSTANT!
yeah but, I DREW this like, five minutes ago!
*smiles at Dragona and Wonka*
I go 4 v good cop.....
:P
http://yourealllatefortea.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2011-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&updated-max=2012-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=1
THALIAS BLOG!
Please Wonka, it's a good picture but it doesn't suit you. You can post it on your blog and then give us the link to it, but please not your picture on here.
*scowls*
what shall I change it to?
Back to your other one Wonka, that suited you a lot.
*scowl*
Fine...
Hey would I be allowed to do my Deviant Art one?
Please just change it back to what it was Wonka. That really suited you.
Bye Kallista!
*hugs her*
bye kallista! see ya later too!
c ya Kal!
*glomps her*
:D
Bye Kallista!
See ya Kallista!
OKAY Dragon Boy...
brb
Thanks Wonka :)
does anybody know a bit of japanese...?
No Mar-chu.
aw snaps.
*headdesk*
i dont think im faring well in this warm climate...its making me sluggish, un-like home, where the cold slaps you in the face and wakes ya up...
*sigh*
I couldn't find the file.
It is on the server, but I can't ACCESS the server from here,so I have to use my Deviant Art picture instead.
heres the link:
http://stephaniespielberg.deviantart.com/#/d3chxax
Selamut Malam!
Nama saya Nyx Dawn!
uh.....srry vat's Indonesian!
:P
um.....konitua?
Wonka, you don't need the server. All you need to do is go up to where you had your old picture was and save it, then change it back on your profile. Please Wonka.
i think i may go swimming later...but for now i may as well just draw...
ah...the laptop needs to be charged anyway...
Dragona, the old picture WAS on the server drive. Which I can't access up in my bedroom!
i need to go! bye!
*sluggs away in heat*
sooo hot...
BYE MAR!
*glomps her*
Wonka, all you need to do is scroll up where you had your other picture, right click on the picture and press save as. Then all you need to do is go onto your profile then change it!
f
f
f
bye Mar!
Dragona, the other picture, IS LOST. I CANNOT FIND IT. I ALSO CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO FIND IT.
bye Mar.
Also,
Y U NO GO ON DEVIANT ART??
Just scroll up the last page Wonka! It's all you have to do to find the picture! Then save it and change it from your profile!
I DON'T WANT TO!! U NO TELL ME WAT I DO!
GRR!
I wouldn't moan at you if you changed your picture, would I?
*epic scream*
IT IS DONE!
I HAVE COMPLETED P6 OF MAH FANFIC!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
:D
http://letthesunglasseslive.blogspot.com/
No because I'm not going to change my picture Wonka. I hate name and picture changes. So if you're not going to change it I'm going to ignore you until you do. I'm sorry but I really do hate it.
Yay, Derek commented, and I was actually able to find the post! (I'm not very good at that, as you can probably tell.)
Don't forget, Mr. Landy, that I also suggested a compilation of all the short stories. (To tell the truth I just saw Ann Marie's post and thought it was a good idea, but... close enough.)
I hope your dog is fine. What did he/she need stitches for anyway? *wonders aimlessly until she realizes she is still on the computer*
Since I forgot to say this in a previous post, I'll say it now: Baby Clara is so cute! And I like her name too. Clara. Simple, yet elegant. Sort of like Angelina Edgley. (hint, hint)
Anyway...
Minion Night: Singing Off
Dragona that is just so childish!
Sorry, that should say "signing off, not "singing off". Stupid computer.
Nyx, I look at it nao!
Nyx, could you make the first bit a little bigger?
lol, c ya Brilliant!
:D
hmmm?
wat do u mean v 1st bit?
v dream?
I don't care if it's childish or not. I hate it.
I don't know what it is Nyx because I can't read it! ^^
?????
ok, now i hav no idea wat ur talking about!
The bit that's in italic Nyx, it's too small.
HEY! Don't dis! It's good!
Oh!
sure!
I'll make it bigger now!
:)
srry....
Wonka, please try and change your picture back ASAP, that's the last thing I'm going to say until it's changed ^^
ok!
how's vat?
Wtf, Nyx there is so such thing as a happy medium. The story was fine in size but just the first bit was too small. That is too big now!
Good. I can mow call you Dragon Boy and you won't say anything.
Also, you're fourteen, I'm thirteen, yet you can't read anything in italic. I have better eyeballs than you.
Dragona stop picking at people!
damn. I'm such a hypocrite.
:(
GAH!
ok, so should i just change it 2 regular, instead of italics?
Don't bother Nyz, he'll just find another way to critisise it no matter what you do.
dang cant type
I don't know Nyx, the story was fine but the 1st bit was tiny, now it's all too big!
Ok, tell me how vat iz!
*hugs Dragona and Wonka*
GUYS! STOP IT!
i don't want 2 b v bad guy here, but ur both doing mah head in!
it's just like a sibling squabbling with v other!
Both of u! Chill!
*runs to the corner*
I'll chill when her picture is back to normal, and that's still too big ^^
how are you the baddie??
Dragon Boy is the badie here.
*hits head*
I'm srry!
I'll try AGAIN!
vere's something wrong with my computer!
That's much better Nyx!
Excuse me, Dragona, but I think I'm allowed to do what the hell I want with my profile pic, don't you?
how's vat?
it says it's in small font now, Dragona!
and Wonka, as long as ur saying he's mean, ur no better then he is!
>.<
what the hell I'm bored.
http://stephaniespielberg.deviantart.com/
Love your fanfic, Nyx!
I know I'm just as bad as him, but at least I don't whine at people who change thier picture, do I?
*turns into a therapist*
Dragona, i think the reason you say this, is because you are worried about change, and Wonka?
I think your being defensive about this.
All in all, i think you 2 have to solve this calmly on your own.
Think of an arrangement or an agreement.....
*sighs*
i'm doing a TERRIBLE impersonation....
Hi Aquila!
cn u help me out here?
0.0
*runs around in circles*
Hello Aquila.
I'd love to help you... but I've given up on argueing about those things. People just keep their opinion, no matter how calmly and logically you try to convince them.
Btw, I was around all the time.^^
Terrific.
In my opinion, Dragona thinks he's the centre of the universe, and he can control what people do. He thinks that we all have to do what HE says, and if he doesn't like one little thing we do, we have to go and change it.
There, that's my opinion, and I am keeping to it.
Oh!
*looks around frantically*
i....i.....i don't know wat 2 believe anymore!
well, u liked my fanfic, vat's something!
:P
Yay! I absolutely can't wait. Normally I wouldn't get the books just because they have new covers, but I may have to now - I NEED to read these short stories.
I'm going to have to save up some more money (don't we all)...
...oh well, it WILL pay off in the end ... I know it will.
xxxLudixxx
*sighs*
i think you're right, Aquila...
I'm not taking sides here, that's exactly wat i thought i'd get AWAY from here....
i'm gonna stay out of this, now....
Keep to it if you want Wonka. How on earth do I think I'm the centre of the universe? Your opinion is stupid and completely wrong.
Then how come you moan at people if they do something you don't like? Like me changing my picture, and then you moaned at Nyx until she changed her fanfic so you were happy with it.
So, Nyx, how are you?
*ignores the fight over changes and opinions*
Hi Lexi-Anne! Happy birthday Kribu, and happy birthday for tomorrow, Tristessa! I haven’t answered Octaboona’s questions yet because there were so MANY of them…! But I will. Eventually.
Darkane asked:
1) How's Val going to survive if she doesn't have Kenspeckle to fix her?
2) I think you should give Val's sister an Irish name.
3) What's your favourite song/band/singer?
1) Well, the answer to that is that the Sanctuary does actually have its own medical wing, so she’ll be taken care of those guys. It just won’t be the same...
2) it’s not up to me, it’s up to Val’s parents… At the moment, Val’s dad wants to call the baby Kangaroo. Yesterday he wanted to call her Squashy-Face. It keeps changing.
3) Don’t have one, but if I open up iTunes and randomly select a song… ha! It’s “A Man’s Gotta Do” from the soundtrack to Joss Whedon’s “Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog”. Brilliant. And the next random song is by Jeff Buckley, so there you go...!
June- does this mean the paperbacks are out ALREADY in some areas? Good God. Hadn’t a clue they’d be out so soon. Glad you liked Geoffrey’s story, though!
Oh, and Brilliant Night wants to know why my dog needed stitches. Well, he’s old, he’s decrepit, he had some weird thing growing on his leg, so the vet took it off. The weird thing, not the leg.
DEREK!
To be honest Wonka, I have no idea why I hate name and picture changes. It's unexplainable. You're acting like it's all my fault. I don't want to hate it! I'd stop hating it if I could!
And with Nyx, I actually wanted to read her fanfic, y'know?
*gasps*
0.0
*bows down to him*
ahem.
hello, sir...
Fine. If you let it go, I will stop yelling at you. Happy?
*wonders if Derek will actually answer this time, since he answered to Ann Marie when she said hello*
Hello, Derek.^^
*waves whilst jumping up and down*
HI DEREK!
HI!
:D
No, I'm not Wonka. I will only be happy when your picture is back to normal. I'm sorry, I can't help it. How about if you change your picture back, I'll stop annoying you then everything will be fine and we'll forget this ever happened.
I'm not changing my picture. I can't be bothered to go through tonnes of files and comments to make you happy.
*talks loudly over the arguing*
SO AQUILA! HOW'S LIFE?
All you have to do is go onto the last page and look where you've commented. And if you don't agree to be honest, we've got nowhere. I've tried reasoning with you and if that doesn't work I'll just ignore you.
*follows Nyxs example*
WONDERFUL. EXCEPT FOR ALL THE SCHOOLWORK I SHOULD BE DOING. ^^
Penguins are so cool *eats the London underground map*
Nicolette, what's happened to your picture? :o
LOL YEAH!
I HAV TONS OF ASSIGNMENTS AND STUFF, BUT IT'S THE WEEKEND! CAN'T B BOTHERED TO DO IT!
AH, HIGH SCHOOL
....NO 1 LOVES YOU!
:P
You know what? I give up.
I will NOT change my picture, it is MY decision, and I am NOT letting a stupid fourteen year old decide for me. I fancied a change, I had just drawn a picture that I was proud of, and I thought it would look pretty cool as my profile image.
Then YOU come along, ask me to change it back, so I oblige, then can't find the other one, so I go for the one I use on Deviant Art.
You're still not happy, so I can't be bothered anymore. So basically, I will NOT change it back, just because YOU don't like it.
Hi Nicolette!
:D
*glomps her*
You didn't oblige though Wonka! I told you to change it back! Not change it to something else! If you cannot be bothered to go on another page and save a picture, for one of your friends, well I THOUGHT we were friends. It appears I was wrong, then I'll never talk to you again.
*walks closer to Nyx, so they don't have to shout anymore*
So, is high school worse than other schools? o0
Hi Nicolette!
I TRIED TO DRAGONA! I COULDN'T FIND IT, SO I CHOSE ONE THAT I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T MIND! INSTEAD, YOU MOAN AT ME, OVER AGAIN, TO CHANGE IT.
All you have to do is go onto the last page and save the picture Wonka! Is that so hard for you?
um....i think i prefer my old 1!
i mean, i'm excited, coz it's so cool here, but it's so new!
argh!
Go rot in hell aboobn, you are the "faggit" around here for saying that.
*stares at Aboobn*
well, that wasn't very nice....
NO! Instead, I chose not to, because, it is ME who controls what I do with my life, not YOU.
Friends don't tell their friends what to do, they ask. And if their friend doesn't want that, the respect it! they don't go on and on!
But... doesn't your school year start in summer, too? So you're school isn't that new, is it? ^^
excuse me?!
So why did you say that natalie?
You know Wonka, keep it. But I'll never talk to you again.
@Aquila
yeah, but it's so BIG!
Natalie, shut up. I'm pissed off enough as it is.
you know, maybe we just need to calm down a bit and start over again...
Our school's quite big, too. 1500 pupils, about 200 teachers, four buildings with classrooms, four gyms.^^
Nyx, that's what I want to happen. She doesn't understand. I can only be happy again once her picture is back. She only sees me nagging at her, but I don't want it! It isn't my fault I hate it!
hhhmm
im trying conversation starters i tried 2
the faggit approach and i am not who you think i am
they dont work well
sorry for any inconvinence
Dragona, I think the problem is your all-or-nothing mentality.
You could have said it nicely Lacuna.
Aquila, I don't know what that means but it isn't my fault.
kay, Dragona, how 'bout you see this picture as hers now? like she's had this all the time, and is going to keep it like that?
and thank you, aboobn, for erasing those comments...
*takes a few deep breaths*
yous have short tempers...
Dragona, I will keep it, and I don't care that you won't talk to me ever again, because that means I can do what the heel I want without you telling me what I can and can't do.
I'm going, and I probably won't be back for a long time, because Dragona won't let me. Because Dragona contols who does what, and how they lead their lives, and what they say, and if they don't do it, he won't talk to them.
My advice to you, guys, do what Dragona says, because if you don't he will use one of his retarded yorkshire stodgy puddings to obliterate you and send you to an alternate reality.
He will do whatever he can to make you do what he says, to make himself happy, because he is an insecure little idiot.
Bye, for a while
Wonka, WAIT!
can't u 2 figure this out?
plz?
who crapped in his cornflakes?
No don't go Wonka! I'm sorry. You can keep it. I over reacted. I just really hate it is all. I'll try my best to accept it. Please don't leave.
Bye Wonka...
Hi Lacuna!
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