Friday, March 25, 2011

Paperbacks

Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.

But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.

I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.

The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.

With me so far? Excellent.

In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.

Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.

In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.

As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!

Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.

Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.

Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.

The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!

Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.

Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.

I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.

Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.

Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

When it SHOULD be:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.

But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.

Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.

So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.

Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!

So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.

Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.

Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.

The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.

Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.

Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.

Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.

Ahem.

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N said...

The obvious answer to this is, I'm sure they love you really... etc. But that's the last thing you want to hear. Just take a moment. Calm down :) Right, your parents have annoyed you of wrongly accusing you of something, yes? And your upset, yes? First off, try to refrain from yelling at them, because that doesn't help too much. Maybe you could talk to your brother. I'm an older sibling myself, and I know I would be more than happy to help if my little brother was in a situation like this. Most important thing, don't be angry. It's not good for you. Laughter is the best medicine.

N said...

Scorpio= emotional, passionate, determined.

Aries= strong, independent, leaders, hot-headed

Sabrina said...

I noticed the age thing. I was like. She's already 16! But I didn't pay as much attention to it. I just though I had miscalculated or something. *Shrug* Can't wait to see the new covers, Derek!

N said...

Talk to your brother, Kallista :) Oddly, older siblings are useful :) And although sometimes it feels like you can't please your parents, it's normally just that they want you to be the best you can be. I don't know your parents, and that's just generally.

And, btw, my character in my play, Tabitha, had a much worse hissy fit. Her's ended up in someone's character getting stoned :)

N said...

Lol Kallista :)

I didn't write the play, I just acted... I PLAYED Tabitha.

I might have to leave in a bit... I'm in bed right now... :/

Aquila Felis said...

I'min bed, too... but I'm still wearing my clothes.^^

N said...

I'm wearing spongebob squarepants pyjamas XD

Aquila Felis said...

Well, my pillow and blanket have the sandman on them, so I think we're even.^^

N said...

My bedcovers are GREEN!

Aquila Felis said...

Mine are mainly blue. The ones with the sandman as well as the second blanket with fastfood-buying, cute, cartoony dinosaurs on it.^^

Aquila Felis said...

Oh, and all my walls are yellow. ^^

N said...

Aw :) I'm writing more poetry. It's good for getting emotion out. My poems aren't any good, though.

N said...

SNAP! My Walls are yellow too!

Aquila Felis said...

I actually had a small idea for a fanfic... I'll try to work with it. :)

Aquila Felis said...

Hmmm...
my room's directly under the roof, so one of my walls isn't straight but part of the roof. Yours too?

N said...

Sounds good :) My poetry is failing. As per usual :) at least I get decent-grades. If I can't be creative, I can always be a lawyer. Yay. Law.

Aquila Felis said...

There are other jobs you need good marks for than lawyer... what about being a doctor?

N said...

No, we have an attic :)

N said...

No. Im not doing medicine. Ever. Engineering/IT is much more my forte.

Aquila Felis said...

We have an attic, too. It's above my room. But our roof is big enough to be part of two floors.^^

N said...

Not ours... We don't have any slanty rooms like that.. :/ Its been so long since last September... (that's what my poems about- feelings from then).

Aquila Felis said...

I kinda prefer drawing over writing... you should see this picture I drew of the place I went for last years holidays... It's propably the best drawing I ever made.
*smiles proudly*

N said...

I've got to go now... :( Bye Aquila! *hugs her* Night!

Aquila Felis said...

Night Tristessa!

@Kallista:
Sorry to leave you alone (or maybe not), but I'll go to sleep now, too. Good night!

Liz said...

'ello?

Liz said...

*hums along with the Dropkick Murphy's*

Alexander. said...

Helloo

Liz said...

ALEX! *super mega glomps* i haven't seen you in forever!

Alexander. said...

Haha, yeah i havent really had much time on my hands

Liz said...

well that sucks *glomps again* how have you been?

Alexander. said...

Ahh, well not to good lately, but im fine i guess, i have to be...what about you?

Liz said...

I'm overworked, whoop-de-doo.
Whats wrong that you ain't that good?

Alexander. said...

:/ Thats not good,

Well its numerous things, school, me, friends, family, etc. etc.

Its just Really complicated, and a whole heap of stuff that is just constantly racing through my mind at 10000000000 kilometers an hour, over and over again...

Liz said...

I know, i'm the same way. Life is overwhelming some times

Alexander. said...
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Liz said...

Make a list of everything you have to then knock off the unimportant things so you have time to relax, that might help

Tori said...

i'm back
sorry i had to go to dinner with the family without any warning :P

Liz said...

Hey Kallista! *glomps*

Alexander. said...

This is my relaxing time, haha

Tori said...

wow
people are still on?
dang

Liz said...

*high fives Kallista* Hey Tori!

Tori said...

hi
so i see while i was gone that you read my blog posting kallista

Liz said...

*grabs Kallista in a head lock* >:D

Tori said...

that is a weird position
*takes out camera and snaps a photo

Liz said...

LOL *grabs Tori in a head lock with the other arm*

Arcanine said...

LIIEEEESSSS!!!!! In Australia (Brisbane) I have only ever seen the Trade Paperbacks. I'm obsessed with hardbacks though so I'm just a tad cut that I haven't seen any in Aus. :( On the brightside I'm totally looking forward to those short stories. I didn't even know there was any but now I'm happy. YAY!!! :D

p.s I watched Misfits and it is now my second favourite show close to Doctor Who... Its awesome, so thank you for recommending it to us minions!!

Derek Landy said...

Rosella- yes, I'm afraid it does mean that non-Ireland and UK readers won't be getting their hands on the new short stories quite yet. Hopefully you will eventually, though.

I've been reading your comments, as usual, and a few of you are despairing because you already own the previous copies of the books and you simply can't justify buying the new ones- and I see absolutely no reason why you'd have to.

Both barmybex and Ann Marie have suggested releasing the short stories in a separate book at a later date, and that is exactly what I'm planning to do. It probably won't be until the main series is finished, though, so I can collect all nine short stories and put them out at the same time- hopefully with loads more stuff included.

So, those of you who want the new paperbacks, buy 'em. For those of you who don't, please don't worry, you WILL be seeing these stories eventually.

I have plans. Oh, I have plans...

Liz said...

oh no you didn't~!
pokepokepoke

Liz said...

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh golden god you are truly awesome! XD
I have read the lost art of world domination and my brother made it into a video! yay him! But anyways you said that it was only in the Aussie and New Zeland books when i have the American copy. What gives?

Tori said...

oh my god
i've never had the mr derek landy comment before
i've never seen it
*bows down
golden god :P

Tori said...

*runs after lizzy for her copy

Liz said...

Tis rather beat up (well loved!) but yes, i have a copy

Liz said...

NOOOOO *smacks Tori on the head with Mortal Coil* did i mention i have Mortal Coil? well i do, HA!

Liz said...

No! bad fangirls! *hides under a cardboard box*

Tori said...

i have mortal coil too
so HAHA *starts a book battle with lizzy

Liz said...

HAHAHA! i have all the books *starts a victory dance, still under the box*

Tori said...

dammit
i'm missing the first one
which is really weird

Tori said...

i wish i had a crazy box
i just get the big fluffy room with the funny jacket

Liz said...

i got to go now, Appleseed's tomorrow and i need to rest up
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!

Tori said...

is everyone gone?

Alexander. said...

is anyone homee?

Xandria said...

HELLO!

*Runs in and smiles*

KagiKaWa said...

You know that you have minions in Sweden as well? And now I have to get to those books too! I have three books, the three first ones, in Sweden. Those are the only ones that have come out in Sweden so far, and I got all five books in English as well! Now I got to get those books too! Because I love your writing so Damn much!

Ann Marie said...

:-D *is very, very, pleased* Stories, yay! Thank you for replying. <3

Lizzy, what video? Is that online by any chance? Come baaaaaaack and tell me~!

Kallista, what don't you have a copy of?

Me, why are you commenting when you really should be trying to sleep?

Ann Marie said...

I... I killed the blog. O.O

*backs out, erasing footprints* I was never here, ok.

Minnie said...

First, congrats on how well book 6 is going. =) Next, how old is Fletcher now? Next again, a while back, I looked at the UK Skulduggery website and it had this thing where you could unlock short stories if you entered the right words in. I never did get the right words in, but are these the same short stories?

Minnie said...

Also, I love that Val's birthday is in August. That's my birthday month too. And that means she's either a Leo or a Virgo...or has that changed since the Earth shifted or whatever??

JungWon said...

Heeey! i'm minion from (south)Korea, and in my country, it's not easy to get Skulduggery books :/ only episode 1,2,3 published in Korean version,(stupid Korean publishers) so i have to buy 4 and 5books by internet, and they delivered it to my house(in korea) from UK, which costs A LOT OF money..... ewwww.... :( and it takes almost one month to delivered it.
my first Language is not even English!! and i have to use lot of money for skdulggery book and wait one month for books, use dictionary to translate it all. but i still love mr pleasant...so Master Derek, don't you feel really thankful for me??

Anonymous said...

"The Lost Art of World Domination" was also in the first paperback version of book 1 in America. Just saying. Sorry... I sometimes have to be a smartass. I hate that about myself.

Anyway, Derek, are books 4-9 ever going to be printed in the US? I've read 4 and 5, but my school has just converted, and they are KILLING ME about 4 and 5 saying things like "What happens to Skulduggery?" and "Does Valkyrie take up Necromancy?" Somebody even asked who Tanith's brother was. i just laughed, slapped them and said, "FIREBRAND SLEUTH!" Of course, thats just my character, but it's fun to slap people and scream.

I'm sorry. I'm rambling, aren't I? Well... I'm going to stop.

But seriously, LOVE THE BACK OF THE PAPERBACKS! VAL LOOKS SO HARDCORE!!!!!

*sigh*

God, I'm bored

Rebella Sadistic said...

i missed Derek. oh well, time to gamble on what the new name might be, *picks up dictionary*

empty-hollow
vendetta-revenge

well that sucked, maybe gothic bands could give me other words?
*picks up Evanescence album

huh, Evanescence
*picks up dictionary*
evanescence- disappear...

. said...

*epic scream*



YAY!


I'm still gonna buy the book that comes out 1st.....



..but now i know what i want 4 my birthday!

>:)

Jaffa Morbid said...

DEREK!!!!!!!! You updated!!
Anyway, just a few things,

1. When in August is Vals birthday? (mines the 7th August, hint hint )
2. What are you going to name Vals sister?
3. When are the new skulduggery pleasant paperbacks out in Australia?

Keep Writing!!

Jaffa Morbid said...

Oh, I almost forgot

4. WHAT ABOUT TANITH?!?!?!?

. said...

lol Jaffa!


i hav A LOT of questions!


and er.....a suggestion?




ok...




1. What is going on with Val's reflection?!
2. What happened to the boy Val's reflection kissed?
3. What is the sister going to be called?
4. Do you plan on writing another book?
5. What happened (or is going to happen) with the Unnamed guy who Mevolent worked for?
6. Is Mevolent coming back? I'm saying this, because all his men (well, all the CLOSE men) came back.

and suggestion!

if you have an epic war (or something) at the end, maybe you could add all your loyal minions in?


...maybe?


:D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yeah add all the loyal minions for an epic battle (if there is one)

hint hint :)

Also I have some questions...

How long would a cleaver or a vampire or a zombie or a average magical person be able to go without breathing?

Ann Marie said...

"if you have an epic war (or something) at the end, maybe you could add all your loyal minions in?"

This!!! would be seriously awesome. Do you need a link to the bio page?

Rosella Embers said...

hello?

Rosella Embers said...

bye

Aquila Felis said...

Hello?

volcaneo-gods said...

I just read through all those comments, I need a ly down

N said...

I've just copied and pasted Aquila's fanfiction onto a word document so I can print it out. 6 pages. Some of these are VERY long...

Katy A said...

Ah, August. COOL :D

*is a member of the Facebook group* HI DEREK!!!

And yes, I think I MIGHT get the new covers...just for the cool stories :DD

volcaneo-gods said...

Does anyone here have a 3ds, I'm making a bunch ofSkulduggery Mii's and saving their qr codes so other people can scan them into thier 3ds's. Oh and if anyone else has one, what;s your friend code. Mines 2578-3100-2157

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Tristessa!

N said...

Hi Aquila!

Hi volcaneo-gods! I don't think we've met... *extends hand in greeting* Great to meet you!

Aquila Felis said...

6 pages? Really?
...
Didn't notice it was that long...
:)

Hi volcano-god!
*follows Tristessas example*

N said...

Pandora's multiple fanfics are 10 pages... Oh dear. I've got my work cut out for me, haven't I :/

N said...

2 fanfics copied and pasted... around 500 billion to go :)

Aquila Felis said...

*mumbles something about a new fanfic she just posted the first part of*

volcaneo-gods said...

*shakes Tristessas hand*
*shakes Aquilas hand with other hand*
*flips both over*

N said...

*cries at the sight of more fanfic*

With you, Octa and Pandora, I already have 21 pages. :o This is going to take a while.

N said...

I'll be back in about 30 mins :) Bye for now! *hugs volcanoe and Aquila* Farewell!

volcaneo-gods said...

Want my fanfic's too?
I write Twilight parodies based in the Skulduggery world

N said...

*pops back momentarily*

Sure volcanoe! Just leave a comment here with (preferably) a link to your fanfic:

http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/03/quest-of-fanfics-begins.html

volcaneo-gods said...

Write what Mii should I make next on my 3ds, I've done Skulduggery and Sanguine, and where should I put up the images?

Aquila Felis said...

erm...
volcaneo-gods...
I have no idea what you are talking about.

Derek Landy said...

Jaffa asked:
1. When in August is Vals birthday? (mines the 7th August, hint hint )

2. What are you going to name Vals sister?

3. When are the new skulduggery pleasant paperbacks out in Australia?
4. WHAT ABOUT TANITH?!?!?!?

1. I just decided on a month! Give me time to think of a date!
2. Haven’t decided yet, actually… I just have “Baby” written in the book whenever I mention her…!
3. Um, ahem, the new paperbacks aren’t coming out in Australia because they’re published by different folk over there...
4. Tanith is doing fine, thank you very much. Yesterday she had an ice cream. She likes ice cream.

Seychelle asked:
What date is vals birthday? Please say the 7th Derek, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!!

The 7th AGAIN? Methinks there is a conspiracy.

Nyx asked:
1. What is going on with Val's reflection?!

2. What happened to the boy Val's reflection kissed?

3. What is the sister going to be called?

4. Do you plan on writing another book?

5. What happened (or is going to happen) with the Unnamed guy who Mevolent worked for?

6. Is Mevolent coming back? I'm saying this, because all his men (well, all the CLOSE men) came back.


and suggestion!

if you have an epic war (or something) at the end, maybe you could add all your loyal minions in?


...maybe?


1. You’ll have to wait and see.
2. He’s very happy right now. Valkyrie’s reflection is PRETTY.
3. Dunno yet...!
4. Oh yes. Someone, can’t remember who, asked if I had plans to write a non-Skulduggery book anytime soon. I’ll get around to it eventually, I swear I will.
5. You’ll find out in the books or not at all!
6. Pffft! Mevolent’s dead! (Or IS he?) (yes.)
7. But if I added my loyal Minions into a battle at the end, I might end up killing all of them!

volcaneo-gods said...

On the 3ds after you make a mii you can save it as this code thing, then other people can scan it and have that mii on their 3ds. So I'm making some Skulduggery Mii's for other people to download

Derek Landy said...

Nicolette asked:
How long would a cleaver or a vampire or a zombie or a average magical person be able to go without breathing?

For Cleavers and Sorcerers it would depend on their training, but certainly no longer than a well-trained mortal. Vampires and zombies are both dead, so they don’t breathe at all.

Dragona asked:

what's your favourite type of cheese? Or do you even like cheese?

Cheese is nice. I am a fan of cheese. I like cheddar. Cheddar is a cheese I like.

Lauren said:
I do my best to promote the books at my library here in America…

…so clearly Lauren in awesome.

Naomi said:
I think canon wise [are they considered canon?] the extra stories will be /wonderful/ for helping fill in some of the areas between books- and the age clarification is FANTASTICAL. 



Yes indeed, these short stories will be canon. For those of you who don’t know what canon is, it refers to official stories that DO take place in the overall scheme of things- not imaginary stories that will be forgotten about.

Cookie Monster- who is celebrating her birthday next week (happy birthday for next week!) asked:
Will Tanith come back normal again in the next book? Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top tell us :)

Heh. Tanith is a BAD GUY now!

Saoirse said:
Actually, that first short story in the back of the first paperback was in the original cover of the American paperback copy. just FYI. Anywho, will those paperbacks be available in America? PLEASE SAY YES! If not then you owe Oregon a visit *le Glare*

Oh that’s TRUE, World Domination DID get included in one of the American paperbacks! Lizzy pointed this out as well. You Americans are LUCKY...!

And as for Oregon, ah, dear, sweet Oregon. I have a special place in my heart for Oregon. An old girlfriend of mine is from Portland. First girl I ever fell in love with. Sigh.

Minnie asked how old Fletcher is... Argh! Um. Ahem. Fletcher is 18. I’m pretty sure. She also asked if the short stories are the same stories that you could unlock on the website, and er... I dunno! I never unlocked them! But with the exception of World Domination, all of the others were written in January, so I doubt it!

Dr Amazing is still trying to find a way to get the later books into the States- have you tried the Amazon in Canada? I’m sure that’d be WAY cheaper than shipping them from the UK!

Oh, and yes, slapping people and screaming IS fun.

And finally, a shout out to Kouzetu in Sweden, who is awesome, and JungWon in Korea, who uses a dictionary to translate the books... which is above and beyond the call of duty! JungWon, you are officially my Favourite Minion Of The Day!

Ann Marie said...

*blinks*

Good morning, Mr. Landy!

volcaneo-gods said...

But Derek us minions arde willing to sacarfice ourselves

Derek Landy said...

Sigh. And, naturally, I meant to write Lauren IS awesome, not Lauren IN awesome. Although Lauren in awesome too.

Good morning Ann Marie! Now I have to go off and take one of my silly dogs to the vet to get his stitches out!

Ann Marie said...

LOL Volcaneo, I was going to say that.

More than a few minions would be happy to be slain by your sword! Or pen, whichever.

volcaneo-gods said...

Favourite Minion of the day????????///
But I'm slaving my butt off making mii's

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Ann Marie!

*nodds reading volcanoe-gods comment*

Ann Marie said...

Aw, puppy! *tummy rub* Your dogs are cute, btw, at least the ones you've posted pics of. Don't think I've seen the GSD?

What's he have stitches for, poor guy?

Luck to him with the vet!

And it's bedtime for me, night all!

Aquila Felis said...

Night Ann Marie!

Ann Marie said...

Oh oh oh! Hi Aquila! Bye Aquila! :-D

volcaneo-gods said...

As they say in downtown Canada: G-Night

volcaneo-gods said...

Igotta go to, might be back in a while

Ann Marie said...

Goodnight Volcaneo! ps please post link to your fic. I don't know whether I'm more intrigued or frightened by the idea, but I'm definitely curious.

Aquila Felis said...

Ok, bye Volcaneo!

Kribu said...

Ohhh, a future book with all the short stories and other goodies - now that is the best sort of news I could have hoped for on my birthday. :-D (~is one of the more, uh, elderly fans - we do exist, oh yes we do!~)

For some reason, I've only seen the first three books in book shops here in Estonia. Hooray for online book shops! (I do hope book six will be available as an ebook at the same time as the hard copies, because now that I've got hooked, I don't know if I could stand waiting the two extra weeks it takes to deliver anything here.)

N said...

MR LANDY!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!! (<- not very obvious hint)

AND HAVE YOU ANSWERED OCTABOONA'S QUESTIONS? I MUST KNOW! YAY! CAPS LOCK!

*calms down*

Urm... Hi! :) Do you think I'm insane? 'Cause I don't. I think I'm most normal. *giggles maniacally*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Lol I wouldn't mind dying if it meant an appearance I'm sure none of us would

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I think your normal tristessa ... Then I'm not a very reliable source *smiles as she hangs from the lights*

Lexi-Anne Scrivensabre said...

Skulduggery Pleasant is awesome :D :D :D

And you know what?
I feel sorry that Skulduggery misses his hair. I mean, that he has no hair so that he has to miss it. If you get that.

And here in South Africa, I've only gotten as far as The Faceless Ones, but can't wait to read more... I have pride in saying that I am a fully devoted, albeit late (erhm - not the dead late) Minion. :) :) :)

Skulduggery Pleasant lives on! Er. I think.

Wonka said...

WHOO! I CAN SPEND MORE MONEY I DON'T HAVE!!!

I noticed the age thing, and I said to my dad about it, and then he said 'surely there are better things you can do with your intelligence than pick faults in you Golden God's work?' and I said 'yeah dad but that's the point. There SHOULDN'T be faults for me to pick' and so on.

WHOO!!!

Wonka said...

AAH SO EXCITED!

Shalom Chung said...

Wonka, we meet again! MUAHAHAHA!

Shalom Chung said...

Wonka? Wonka? :(

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

OMG! Top gear is filming in wallop!

. said...

.......hello?


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oh!

happy earth hour guys!

Ayesha said...

hello everyone im at libary my internet dont work!!!

Ayesha said...

ummm..anyone??

Ayesha said...

omg cant wait for book 6 sooooo excited!!!! =D

. said...

Ayesha!


hi!

. said...

srry, was editing fanfic!

:P

Ayesha said...

hiiii nyx!!! im at libary my internet dont work so i cant stay on for long.....well half an hour to be precise!!! =P

. said...

kay!


lol, just had earth hr!


yay!

Ayesha said...

earth hr??? whats that??

. said...

*stares at Ayesha*



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oh, you were serious....

Ayesha said...

lol!! i've never heard of it!!

. said...

lol, ok!


so, basically, the whole world shares an hour to conserve energy by switching all the lights and power off...

...my street wasn't that good vis yr!

but it was hilarious coz my brother, friend, her sister and i ran up to a house that had it's lights on and they answered and we all said:

"Happy earth hour!"

and she stared at us 4 a while and said...

"What?"

we stared back at her...


she then realized we were serious and said:


"Oh! Right! turn off the lights!"


or something like that...



as we went away i told my friend:


"And let's never talk about that again..."


yeah, it waz pretty funny!

:P



but then we went 2 a park down the road and we played tip and it waz deserted and....yeah, pretty awesome...


:P

Ayesha said...

i gtg now my times ran out on the libary comp ill try to cum back byeee!!!!!!!!

. said...

kay!

bye!

:D

. said...

i'll just b hanging here 4 a bit....

Ayesha said...

lol nyx!! ok NOW im gonna go byeeee!!!!! =D

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.


I'm sorry I couldn't come on earlier, I went to town.


And Kallista was sad, I need to make her happy again :(




And Derek replied to my comment about cheese, yey!

. said...

cheese?


comments?


WHERE?!

Dragona Pine said...

I asked him what type of cheese he liked, and it seems he's a cheddar fan too :)

. said...

*screams*

OMG!



MR LANDY ANSWERED MY COMMENTS!





:D





i'm dizzy with happiness!

Phew!


i need a ly down....



..oh, and Hi Dragona!


:P

Dragona Pine said...

LOL hi Nyx! :P

. said...

*jumps up again*



I CAN'T SIT DOWN!


:D



any way, HAPPY LATE EARTH HOUR!

Dragona Pine said...

*sits Nyx down on a chair*



Um, was that so hard? :P


Should I post the new part of my alex rider fanfic?

. said...

oooh!


YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!




*jumps up and down in chair, until she knocks it over*


...oh....so, uh, YES!

Dragona Pine said...

Alright, I'll post it now.

Darkane Claw said...

DEREK!!!!!!!!
1) How's Val going to survive if she doesn't have Kenspeckle to fix her?
2) I think you should give Val's sister an Irish name.
3) What's your favourite song/band/singer?


Hey everyone else.

. said...

*claps crazily*


YAY! THANX!


i'll b a sec....

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/03/alex-rider-fanfic-part-eleven.html

Darkane Claw said...

o.O THE BLACKOUT ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're a band that my friend heard warming up for MCR and she told me about them.
We're going to their concert on the 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. said...

*reads bit in italic*


CRAP!

y do u hav 2 die again?!


..it waz epica....



*realises there's more*


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Dragona Pine said...

Yes, there is more Nyx.

Dragona Pine said...

Dang I just read through my fanfic, it's terrible! :(

. said...

Hi Darkane!


*glomps her*




WAT?!



WHAT DO U MEAN DRAGONA!



I JUST READ IT!

IT WAS AMAZING!



*eyes him*


wat's wrong....?

Dragona Pine said...

It's so... undescriptive. I've written it too fast.

Darkane Claw said...

Great fan fic Dragona. I just don't get what's up with all of us aka, everyone apart from you and Kallista. It wasn't really clear. You've probably explain it in a part that I haven't read yet.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Nyx. :P

Aquila Felis said...

Hi all!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Aquila

. said...

Aquila!


*glomps her*



writing mah fanfic......yay!



speaking of fanfics....



*ties Dragona up in the chair*



ur fanfic is FINE!


ok?



tell me it's OK!


o.O

Dragona Pine said...

Well Darkane, so far in the story Blair Varioski has manufacturered millions of syringes full of liquid that he can use to control people. Only Dragona and Kallista have been unaffected and managed to escape, just before the facility used to make the liquid was blown up. Blair and the controlled OCs survived and got away in a stealth plane.
They have an army of MI6 agents and there is the facility what was blown up, and an oil rig. In the newest part they have infiltrated the oil rig but have been captured by the bad guys. Scorpia has something to do with the whole plot, for a reason the characters don't know yet.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Aquila!

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at her own new fanfic*
It's quite a violent start, isn't it?
*worries*

Dragona Pine said...

OMG, a plan to destroy the world just came into my head. I'm so evil...

Darkane Claw said...

Oooooo. I get it now.
Sorry, I think I've missed loads of them. :P

Darkane Claw said...

I'm gonna be going soon. I have to go into town.

Aquila Felis said...

Destroy earth or just erase life?
http://qntm.org/destroy#sec3

. said...

No Aquila!



Nothing is too violent....too strong....too hard for the MINIONS!



*stands in a poetic hero stance and falls down*



um....




lol Dragona!


well, don't we ALL hav a plan 2 destroy v world?


i mean, i hav a few tucked away..


a quote from the Golden God himself:
I have plans...oh, I have plans....


*stands back in hero stance*

Dragona Pine said...

Aww OK Darkane, please try and come on when you get back.

Darkane Claw said...

Is anyone here either A) a phycologist or B) interested in phycology?

. said...

c ya Darkane!


*glomps her*


:)

Darkane Claw said...

I'll try Dragona, but I'm having dinner there and then I have to babysit and I don't have my own laptop so I can't bring it babysitting.
*Glares at parents*

Dragona Pine said...

Um, I think both Aquila.


Well, several days ago the moon was closer than it has been. All someone would have to do is plant a pretty big bomb on the opposite side of the moon to knock it out of orbit, since there is no air in space, there would be no resistance and the moon would collide with the earth. I suspect everyone on the planet would be killed instantly and a pretty big chunk would be knocked off.
Wow I'm so evil...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to have that idea in my fanfic. Because it IS possible ^^

Darkane Claw said...

I'm not going yet Nyx.

TheOriginalVex said...

I ammmmmmm VEX!

Heya peoples ^_^

Aquila Felis said...

Did you look at the link I gave you? They have some nice versions of how to destroy earth...^^

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Vex.

. said...

lol Aquila!

i just skimmed ovr them...but they seem a bit more complicated then mine...


ingredients to mine:


kittens
a few billion sticks of dynamite
and one giant xylophone...


...don't get my plan?


oh, you will soon...trust me, you will soon....


>:)

Darkane Claw said...

Ever wondered which way the human race is going to get wiped out of existence?

Darkane Claw said...

Lol Nyx.

Hey Vex.

. said...

Hi Vex!


oh...srry Darkane!


>.<

Darkane Claw said...

:P It's ok Nyx.

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1z2pVwY9oU

^^ Listen and love. ^^

TheOriginalVex said...

I would like aliens (but not steriotypical aliens) to come, but they give off this weird chemical that is fatal to the human system so we either all die or turn in to ravaging monsters. then the aliens sstay for a while but die because they done have sufficient materials to live with. So the world would just end up dying and rotting from all the chemicals and stuff.

. said...

my guess iz they will b abolished in a few thousand yrs coz of global warming...



...but realistically, it'll probably b coz of alien invasion...


they're coming.......


WE'RE COMING....


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i've said too much!


*hides in shadows*

Dragona Pine said...

Darkane, no I haven't wondered that, but I don't think it'll be for a few billion years ^^

. said...

or it could b cuz of v zombie apocalypse


or cuz of v deadly virus, named: Beiberisitius Feverous


commonly referred to as: Beiber Fever

Darkane Claw said...

Well, the earth changes the way it rotates every few billion years and it's already started to slow down, which is stopping the magnetic force which means when we slow down completely we'll be exposed to the suns radioactivity.
I have to go now. BYE ALL!

Dragona Pine said...

Well at least I'd survive Nyx ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Darkane!



Brb.

TheOriginalVex said...

Yeah, everyone with Beiber Fever will turn in to zombies and try to kill everyone else that hates him. They will have Beiber as their king but just end up eating his face and sacrificing his body because they had grown mad with Beiber fever

. said...

Bye Darkane!

*turn slowly to Dragona*

no.....no 1 will b able 2 hold back.....


...and v survivors will b executed by the many....the millions...



there's only 1 cure....







































......ME!



^^

Unknown said...

Anyone on?

TheOriginalVex said...

im on! Im usually off but now im on because im waiting for mama to come back so I can get an ebay and amazon account so I can get a TOOTHLESS HAT!!! So I will be on for now but shall soon bee off from being on... -w-

Unknown said...

ZOMBIES?!?!




*Screams*
*Throws covers over her head*
*Tries to shrink into the shadows*

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Unknown said...

Hi Vex!
Don't think we've met before, I'm Pandora [:

. said...

Hi Pandora!



*crawls under covers*





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