Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Just Because...

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  1. haha this made my day! and what did Laura/ your sisters get you for Christmas?!

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  2. and err.. where did you find this?

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  3. *stares at kitty*

    ...DEREK! HOW COULD YOU!

    *starts to laugh out loud in crowd of people infront of resteraunt*

    Oops. MY POSITIONS BEEN GIVEN AWAY! RUUUUUN!!

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  4. Mr. Landy, I have a question.

    Why is it that only the first three books are released over here in America? I've read all five books, but that's because my friend (Mar-Chu, actually) ordered the last two and let me borrow them. I find it strange because you're working on book six. Does it have something to do with the popularity of the books?

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    i am very excited about learning the name of the sixth book for you see i am NOT a very patient girl but i do know how to wield a sword and i agree it is very beautiful especially when they have ribbons at the end of the handles ANYWAY i have some more questions for you!!!


    1) What about Crystol and Carol???? Can you have Valkyrie slit their throats in the night or even better! Skulduggery!!! cus that would be pretty awesome
    2) WHAT IS THE BABY"S NAME!!!!!?!?!?!??!?
    again i am not THAT patient i REALLY want to know!!!
    3)Do you like Stargate SG-1????????

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  6. i know! i had to order mine online and i HATED the wait *it was like three days but really im not THAT patient! :P*

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  7. Im...trying to think of a question that noone has ever asked before...


    -Does Scapegrace have any family?
    -What is Tanith's favorite icecream flavor?
    -what is valkyie's opinion on poisonous frogs?

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  8. Em- my sisters got me... er... okay, I've completely forgotten what they got me, but I'll find out and tell you! And Laura got me... um... oh, actually, she got me a few things, including this aftershave that she LOVES and I have to admit, is pretty nice...

    Thalia- it is indeed to do with the popularity of the books over in the US. Basically, we have to find a way to spread the word and drive up sales, and then it'll be worth a publisher's time releasing the new ones.

    Skulgirl- Carol and Crystal are in the new book, but they're not as annoying as they once were, I promise.

    Well, okay, they are, but in a totally different way.

    I haven't decided on the baby's name yet...

    I got into SG-1 back when it had Colonel O'Neill, but when he left I kinda lost interest.

    And you shall know the title of Book 6 SOON!

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  9. SAME HERE!!! i HATED when O'Neil lef us! got really sad...can we at least know what some of the chapter says?!?!?!??!

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  10. Ahem. Mar-Chu-

    Scapegrace has no family.

    Cookies and Cream.

    She respects their right to be poisonous, even if she doesn't agree with it.

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  11. PLEASE!!! can you post ONE!! chapter of book six!!! pRETTY PLEASE!!!

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  12. Ah. Thank you Mr. Landy for clearing that up.

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  13. DEREK!!! CAN YOU PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE POST AT LEAST ONE CHAPTER!!!!!

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  14. *peers into dereks computer screen and taps* DEREK I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE STOP IGNORING US!!

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  15. How soon is soon? As in months, days, hours, seconds?

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  16. cmon Derek! just one ITTY BITTY CHAPTER *starts bawling* PLEASE DEREK PLEASE!!!!

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  17. ANYTHING!!! even the cover of the book!



    OOH i got it! how about the summary!

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    can you post a chapter of the new book?!



    i will NOT give up on this until the day the 6th book comes out.....then ill start pestering you on the 7th *wicked grin*

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  19. LOL, Derek, this is so funny :) poor kitty though...

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  20. Oi skulgirl, give derek a break for maybe, three seconds, ok?

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  21. sorry i love his work so much its such an honor just to be on here notheless get aquestions answered from him! i get jittery and then i kinda rant and also my brothers think im over obssessed with his wrok THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OVER OBSESSED!

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  22. i got a stuffy nose! i hope im not getting sick!

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  23. Sorry skulgirl, i'm working one something for Bio-rama

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  24. lol ok just wondering if there were still people on the blog :P

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  25. New post on Bio-rama, all followers of Bio-rama should read it!

    http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/2011/03/things-of-note-please-read.html

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  26. i didnt post my bio, kallista did so can i still tag it?

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  27. I'll let Mar know. She posted my bio.

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  28. Nope, either you have Kallista tag it for you, or i can do it now if you want, I'm doing all of my OC's

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  29. i dunno, why don't you read though and write out some tags so i can post them for you, because you need to be an author to edit posts

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  30. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thalia!

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  31. *comes marching back in triumphantly* I HAVE A COOKIE! :D

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  32. Oh Golden Mystical God! One day, would it be possible for you to do a group chat with us, your humble minions? I know a few authors do those once in a while and they are super awesome:)

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  33. I <3 that photo. The cat looks like he's about to turn into a cobra and bite someone. :)

    Minion Night: Signing off

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  34. awwww, I'm sorry Kallista *hugs* i should have left a comment

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  36. i have to go now
    byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    goodnight y'all!

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  37. @ Derek: *snort* Goofball.

    @ Skulgirl, re: "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OVER OBSESSED!"
    Two words: Edward. Cullen.

    @ Kallista: Aw. :-( *hugs*

    Be back in probably less than hour.

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  38. I wonder if you'll read this... I am in the first 100, after all.
    This is a serious question about my writing, Derek. How do I go about publishing my book? It's almost finished, and I have no idea how to contact an editor or a publisher or anything. Because I'm fairly young (15) it's definately going to be harder to become a published author than it would be for an adult, but if you could give me any tips, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you, goodbye.
    PS. Love the picture, by the way. Poor cat.

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  39. OMG. My day has just been made even better... and I didn't think that was possible. XD
    I love ya Derek! In a none creepy kind of way of course. :D

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  40. I love ya Derek too!
    In a creepy way.
    I'm joking, I'm joking...
    I think.
    AND YOU DID NOT SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
    GAH MY LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING!!!!!!
    ...
    I'm gonna go write my book now.

    106,375 words, 366 pages!!!
    Go me.

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  41. Yep! I'm working on Part 2 of Hathor.

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  42. I'm having a hard time. I know what I want to happen, but I don't know how to put it into words.

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  43. I left a comment for Mar-Chu on Derek's last post. If you-well, not see, exactly, but you know what I mean, please let her know.

    Erm. 'K, bye.

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  44. Hello Mr. Landy,

    I thoroughly enjoy the Skulduggery books, and am eagerly anticipating the next. Upon receipt of it, I will promptly saddle my long-suffering husband with our twin toddlers, and take off for parts unknown - to read and enjoy it in peace!

    On another note:

    I've read that Warner Bros. has the rights to a film version, and mention has been made of a live-action film. I don't know how much input you may have into such a project, but just in case, I wanted to put forth the suggestion of Jude Law as the voice of Skulduggery Pleasant.

    When I read your books, I imagine that Skulduggery sounds like Mr. Law, and as Mr. Law is aging out of his previous calibre of 'movie star' looks, he may well jump at the chance to be associated with such a hot property as I expect the eventual Skulduggery film to be.

    He can probably be had quite cheaply at that point, and would therefore be an 'easy sell' to the studio higher-ups as a cost-effective and crowd-pleasing choice for a voice actor.

    Just a thought...

    Sincerely,
    Lara N.

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  45. Good night Kallista! I think I might do the same.

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  46. G'night, Kallista!

    Anyone else still here?

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  47. 'sok, I can entertain myself.

    Silly question! for Mr. Landy :

    How much time, let's say in minutes/day, do you spend looking at LOLcats?

    A little less silly:

    Cell phones are pretty ubiquitous in SP's world, but I don't think I've seen a computer even mentioned - I could be wrong on that, but I can't think of one right now. Where are the computers? A world without email - inconceivable!

    Oh! Also, where does Ghastly get his fabric? I want some.... oh. Then I also need to know how he cuts and sews it. Do you have any information on that?

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  48. HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SOOO FUNNY

    DEREK YOU ARE THE GREATEST

    YOU HAVE BRIGHTENED MY DAY

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  49. derek are you going to write book 7

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  50. cause i just finished mortal coil the ending made me so sad when tanith was in love with scapegrace and skulduggery met lord vile then i was wondering if your going to write book 7 and they were going to start another war and tanith gets normal

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  51. DEREK!


    DEREK!


    DEREK!



    Just a minute of your time!


    2 questions!


    1. Did Gordon have a taken name? If so, what was it?
    2. What was Scapegrace's power?


    thank you...

    :D

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  52. *lands on Dragona's head*


    o.O

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  53. Hi Dragona! I was just leaving, actually. You still be here in half an hour?

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  54. *blinks* Nyx!

    Um. Bye! Might be back in a bit.

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  55. No, not half an hour. I'll be LEAVING in half an hour.


    Hi Nyx and Ann Marie :)

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  56. c ya Ann!


    *looks down at Dragona*

    oh...


    *steps off his head*

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  57. It's a good job you stepped off my head ^^

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  58. Bahahaha. It's a kitteh. Love Kitteh's.

    Mr Landy, It is good to know that at least not the entire world has lost it's sense of humour.
    =)

    Hehe. Cute. xP

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  59. Hi Morgana!

    *curls up on her head*


    note to self: Morgana's head is more comfortable than Dragona's.

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  60. Hi Morgana!




    And Nyx, that's because my hair is spikey...

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  61. *glances at his head, then at the holes in her legs*

    huh...so THAT'S how they got there!
    :P

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  62. *uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Nyx*


    :P

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  63. *looks at the pudding that is now on her legs*


    hmmm.....ok!

    :P

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  64. I hardly got to talk to Kallista last night :(

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  65. LOL Nyx, and it doesn't have to be on your leg to heal it, it's magic so it can be far away from the person I heal :P and the magic is purple! Yey! Purple magic!

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  66. *puts a soft mint in his mouth*




    *eyes go wide*




    *starts building up pressure*





    *starts bouncing arond the blog*




    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  67. YAY! PURPLE!


    *starts licking it*


    mmmm....YUM!

    *bites it, as well as her leg*



    YOUCH!



    *starts hopping on Morgana's head*

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  68. *Head bobbing up and down*


    Wh-a-at-t's Go-o-oi-ng O-o-nn??

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  69. lol Dragona!


    once wen we were in P.E, my friend had mint strips and they were MINTY! so we all had some and rushed around the field!


    :P

    and there's the time when i had about 25 war heads....


    0.0

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  70. *stares at Dragona*


    uh...is that....French?!


    sacre bleu!


    o.o

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  71. Yes that is french for "I'm a purple unicorn"


    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD





    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!




    *bounces some more*






    *jumps up to one of the beams holding up the roof and starts flipping around it while shouting "Weeeeeeee"*

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  72. *stares at roof*

    I wish I could do that...



    *Starts singing Mary had a little lamb, while jumping up and down.*

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  73. lol!


    *eats 900000000000000000000000000000 war heads*


    0.0



    Je suis une licorne mauve battant!


    *starts flying around the room*

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  74. *does three flips and lands perfectly on the ground*



    Ta-da!




    I have to go to school now... I'll be on tonight, bye.



    *hugs Kallista -who's probably still asleep- before he leaves*

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  75. ...

    I should of paid attention in french class...


    ...


    *Sniffle*

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  76. c ya Dragona!


    *glomps him*


    i don't actually do French lessons....but i do Indonesian!

    :D

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  77. Bye Dragona! Have... as much fun as humanly possible at school. =)

    *Waves*

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  78. Back! and missed Dragona by 2 minutes. :-( Nyx? Morgana?

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  79. The only other language that I know a fraction of other than english and gibberish is Italian. And even that isn't much.



    *Flaps wings*

    I forgot I had these.

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  80. *flys onto Ann's head*


    lol...my best language is Gibberish!


    :P


    and text language!

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  81. Hi! Don't think we've met. *takes your hand and shakes it vigorously*

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  82. Aaaaaaah! *balances Nyx carefully* What are you doing up there?

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  83. *looks down*

    uh....standing on ur head, i think...


    *curls up like a hat*


    >.<

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  84. *Looks at Nyx on Ann's head*


    ...

    Nice hat. ^_^

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  85. YES!



    I AM a rather nice hat, aren't i?!


    :P

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  86. Hi! *Hands out cookies to everyone* :-D

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  87. *Stares at cookie*



    It's a coooooookkkiiiieee!!!!!!


    *Chews cookie slowly*



    Hi =)

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  88. *hand reaches out and grabs a cookie*


    MINE!

    >:)

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  89. Yay, my head is warm!

    *takes a cookie* thank you, sweetie!

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  90. Looks at Nyx's cookie*


    Her cookie is bigger than mine.

    *Frowns*

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  91. Don't take this personally, Leona, but ur mum's head is much more comfortable than urs!


    ^^

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  92. *sticks her tongue out at Morgana*

    MY cookie!


    >:)


    *remembers she is supposed to be a hat and quickly eats the cookie*

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  93. Really? But she has fluffier hair! It looks much more comfy!

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  94. *glares at the cookie while it is being eaten*


    *Sniffle*


    It ws a biiiiig cookie... Very big.

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  95. *sighs*
    *goes to the kitchen to make more cookies*

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  96. ARRRGH! DON'T LEAN OVER TOWARDS THE OVEN!



    *falls off Ann's head into the oven*



    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  97. Yay cookies! *Trys to give cookie to the cat sitting next to me* Oh wait a minute, you're a cat. Sorry, too bad for you! *eats cookie* :P

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  98. Eep! Sorry! *grabs a pair of potholders and pulls Nyx out*

    There! Hardly burnt at all!

    *dumps Nyx in ice bath*

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  99. Nummy. Cookies. =P

    Love cookies.


    Specialy Home made chocolate chip cookies.


    *Drools*

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  100. Aw. *steals kitty and feeds him fish cookies*

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  101. 0.0


    *shivers*


    Ooooh!



    cookies!


    *looks over*


    oh...my.....GOSH!



    IT'S A GIANT COOKIE!




    AND IT'S MINE!


    *jumps into the giant cookie and starts munching on it*



    >:3

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  102. I have to go...


    Save me a cooooookkkiiiiiee!!!!!!



    *Sniffle*


    Bye ^_^

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  103. ok!


    g2g!


    c ya guys!


    *glomps everyone*


    oh!



    *drags the cookie after her*



    >:3

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  104. HA HA HA!! *activates bomb inside cookie* This is my favorite. It's called the Exploding Cookie. It's the best cookie in the world but it explodes after 5 minutes. Is it worth it? I will let you decide.

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  105. *eyes cookie warily* Will it still explode after you eat it? Cause wouldn't the bomb be all, like, chewed up and stuff? How would stomach acid affect it?

    Bye Morgana! Bye Nyx! Thanks for leaving me alone with a crazed explosive-pastry-wielding child. :-P

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  106. >:) Yeah. It'll still explode. >:D *starts to make cookies* I hope you're hungry!

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  107. Feeling... feeling a bit ill, actually. Not really hungry. Maybe, um. Maybe later?

    *runs away*

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  108. *chases* >:) *Gets lost* :/ *Walks into a giant cookie* D: Ok, now i'm tired of writing. Good-nite world and all who inhabit it. :D

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  109. ha ha wow that is so funny and creepy did that cat audition for the Cherise cat on Alice and wonderland ? ha ha any new info on book 6, please just a little bit ?

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  110. Bahahahahaahha, lolcats.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6763755/1/An_Adventure_Worth_A_Thousand_Lifetimes

    ^ A link to my Skuttlebug Fanfic, its pretty much awesome. I think it should be seen by all respectable Skul-man fans :D

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  111. You need to do more of these Just Because posts ;D

    http://www.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/funny_cat_pictures_092.jpg

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  112. Em- a group chat is a wonderful, if hugely daunting, idea...! I don't know how I'd cope with all you lunatics babbling away at once, but I'll mention it to my publishers as something we might do around publication.

    Alexandre- happy belated birthday! My one piece of advice for new writers is to buy the Writer's Yearbook from any good bookshop. It lists the contact info for every publisher and agent, and the kind of stuff they're interested in. It also takes you through what you need to do when you send something off.

    But the essential thing to remember is to forget about publishers for the time being- focus on the agent. Get the agent, and the agent will get you the publisher. The agent will be your guard dog and your attack dog. YOU'LL NEED AN AGENT!

    Lara N- the rights WERE with Warners, but they've reverted back to me and I'm holding onto them for another few months, until I have time to go through the LA process all over again. That said, Jude Law DOES have an exceptionally smooth voice.

    Ann Marie- You're quite right, I don't think I've mentioned computers yet...! If it helps, in the new book Val uses the internet on her phone to look up pictures of Dingoes.

    Oh, and Ghastly gets his fabric from the, er, Fabric Elves.

    Skulduggery Boy- Don't worry, I'm constantly writing! There'll be nine books in all!

    Nyx- Gordon did have a taken name, and I have it written down here SOMEWHERE, but I can't find it...!

    Scapegrace's power is the power to be dim.

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  113. Ah! A comment! Staying up late reading fanfic paid off!

    I will so regret this tomorrow.

    Good morning, Mr. Landy!

    And goodnight.



    omg. Dingoes! Hahahaha. er.

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  114. Ooh, second part not so useful. Fabric elves? :-P

    Just for that I'm not apologizing for calling you a goofball.

    ;-)

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  115. *is impatiently counting down days to September*

    Ohh - I have a question! Will we ever find out what Skulduggery's Christmas present to Valkyrie (in Mortal Coil) would have been?

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  116. I had a question about SP...but i forgot it :(

    I've been re-reading all of the books, i'm up to The Faceless Ones.


    And Derek-are you still here? :(

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  117. A-HAH! I JUST REMEMBERED!

    In SP, there are a lot of car rides in the Bentley. And although the Bentley's pretty darn awesome, with Valkyrie in it, I would imagine that things would get extremely boring.

    For instance, the drive to the Aranmore Farm. For Skulduggery, fine, right? He's a skeleton, he meditates a lot, and so is used to doing almost nothing for large amounts of time.

    Valkyrie however-being a teenager and all-would be much more of a kind of fidgety person. I'm fifteen and the first thing i do whenever we have to drive absolutely ANYWHERE is take out my iPod. It calms me down, passes time, and holds a variety of my favorite songs.

    So, do you think that we will ever see Val get an iPod or MP3 player? Yes, sure, she now has the weight of possibly bringing the world to a terrifying end, but every now and then she might have time for it, you know?

    I'm not sure if this is going to be read or just ignored :/ Please answer, oh great Golden God.

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  118. i love the fact that he answered the questions but derek i am trying to write a story do you or any body else have any tips on how to go about making it longer and more interesting

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  119. *bursts with laughter*

    *falls off chair*

    *wipes tear from eye*

    Heh...heh...hmmrrrr...Ghastly gets fabric from the fabric elves? Thats just like at orchestra! The rosin fairy! She leaves rosin to all the good children!

    ...okay, now that i look at that that isnt really true. She only left us rosin ONCE, because....well....our class isnt the most well behaved class...and a lot of yelling goes on. On halloween when the teacher couldnt make it we ended up yelling at each other about what to do...the guy dressed as a banana was the one in the end who got a teacher...heh....good times....

    And...now i must say, or....ask, rather,

    ...HOW MANY PEOPLE IN TOTAL DO YOU THINK WERE KILLED BY MEVOLENT?!?!

    And,

    ...DO YOU NOT AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY THAT THE NA-VI (or however you spell it) FROM AVATAR ARE LIKE NINE FOOT SMURFS?!!

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  120. Little cain-

    one word. DETAIL! I value detail. Its something i always look for...!

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  121. Little cain-

    But you should still ask other people. Like master derek. And...the president. Yes, thats right...im not feeling the least bit SERIOUS right now...heh....

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  122. Internet has been working off and on a lot lately. That's one reason I haven't been around much. Also, there was a big, short storm last night. It was really crazy. Sheets of rain, omega wind, thunder and lightening like crazy, and HAIL! Can you believe it?!?! HAIL!?!?? It was HOT ALL day yesterday! I mean, not crazy hot, but, like, 68-75 degrees Fahrenheit. I think anyway, I didn't actually check the temperature, but it definitely didn't seem cold enough to HAIL!

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  123. It didn't last too long, though, fortunately, and the longest power outage lasted for about 5 seconds. It just kept blinking when thunder hit. :] That was good.

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  124. wait... so i havent been on in absolutely AGES and when i come on nobody else is?

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  125. *stumbles in*

    *falls on face*

    *looks up*

    Hello!

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  126. Ha ha!!! I love this!!!! Dogs are way better!!! :D

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  127. HI!

    *helps Thalia up*

    how ya been, buddy?

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  128. I've been good. My cats are still crazy, but other than that I've been good. How about you?

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  129. OMD, that it awesome :)

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  130. lol

    i've been good. we've been talking about going on a airboat ride later today.

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  131. but i've been stuck on the write on story. who should die, and who shouldn't?


    choices, choices...

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  132. im..looking to put a slideshow on the blog...

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  133. *claps*

    THALIA IS THE RULER OF THE PAGE!

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  134. lets see...what should the slideshow be about? anime? skul-man? tacos?

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  135. Spice and Wolf & Shakugan no Shana!

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  136. welll...

    *grins*

    i have an idea...!

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