Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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HOORAY FOR GIRL VILLAINS!!!!
brb
Dad's back
geesh
kitter girls....
HEY
I JUST GOT THAT!
Hi. Do you remember when I was ill for like a month? I'm in attendance monitor because I'm bad-ass :P
*kisses Kallista back*
I'm alright, how're you?
wut the hell is a jitter girl derek?
loooooooool. is it me or do u jus HATE sanguine and love him at teh same time. like when you read book 5 and ur like lalalal then sanguines like
" hello lil darlin" your like YAY sanguine and ur like
" did i just say dat?!"
Well, my attendance is 83.7% (out of the year so far) and the school expects 95%, so they're keeping an eye on my attendance although it was me being ill.
Kallista, sorry about asking loads of questions about why you said yes and things like that... but this will be the last one. Sorry if I'm barking up the wrong tree again, but it just seems sometimes you'd rather have Octa asked you to marry him than you would me. When Lizzy or someone asked who asked you to marry them, and thought it was Octa, you said you wished he had done. Then you said you admitted how you feel about him... honestly, I'm sorry if it's something simple and not what I'm thinking :(
Brb.
Back.
Back!
*happily munches on a Yorkie*
Hi Lunar.
How're you?
My head's hurting...
Do you know why?
Well... Possibly because I did 2 tests today, and then jumped around a lot in dance...
Fair enough lol.
So... you would have said yes to both of us, but I got there first. THAT is good timing lol, but I think Octa's too smart to ask you. I don't think you've defeated me though, we didn't fight so you can't have.
*hugs her*
Have you ever tried to force someone, who's 5 inches taller than you and hates cookies, to eat a cookie?
I can't say I have Lunar...
It will... I don't think my head likes me dancing... I don't think ANYONE likes me dancing... ;)
I can't dance, but I have quick reactions so I'm good at them dance mats with the arrows on which you use a computer for... a game type thing.
Well, Dragona, it's not the best idea. But if there's two of you, it gets a LOT easier. :)
There's no one taller than me at school, so I can't have forced someone 5 inches taller than me, and people won't force ME to eat a cookie... I'll do it by myself :P
*kisses Kallista*
:P
Well, I think Octa wouldn't ask you, that's all. You dance and you hug and everything, but I don't think he would ask you to marry him.
Lol, Dragona.
Kallista, I read your comment on the overflow after you saw my drawing of you, where you said you'd bet I could sing and tap dance. I laughed so much I almost choked... Because USED to sing and tap dance, but I don't any more... Now, I have two left feet and I'm tone deaf...
AAAHHH BRUSSEL SPROUT!
*looks away from the kissing Dragona and Kallista*
Please, I'm eating! :P
Sorry about asking Kallista.
*hugs her*
*glares at Lunar*
Lol Kallista.
Brb.
LOL, some of Rosella's questions are funny...
I'M FLYING!!!
*starts flying around the room*
Random...
*sees Lunar is gone and kisses Kallista*
:P
YEY! Pizza for tea!
*reads the box*
RED PEPPERS? Who wants red peppers on a pepperoni pizza? I'll pick 'em off :P
*spits out the brussel sprouts at Lunar*
*she gives him evils as a brussel sprout drops off her nose*
*Dragona turns away from the evils and kisses Kallista*
Lol, at our school they're selling roses for valentines day for £2. Apparantly someone with problems in my friends' form sent one to herself... idiot :P
Lol Kallista.
*realises he's home alone*
Where'd my parents go?
*looks outside*
The range rover is gone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ah yes... they went to the supermarket for some petrol...
Back...
And now I think I'm going to be sick...
Yes she's a tangerine lol.
And why are you going to be sick Lunar?
Dragona, you succeeded your mission! You got a girlfriend before Valentines Day... And then she became a fiancee...
I think I ate too much chocolate...
*looks down*
Lol Lunar.
The last time I ate too much chocolate, I was sick over a new carpet... My Mum was not amused...
No Kallista, I'll pass on that one :P
Lol Lunar, shouldn't it learn you to NOT eat too much chocolate?
Aww... But giving that girl a rose in honour of Kallista would be so sweet, Dragona!
But... Chocolate's so... Addicting...
Lunar, instead of giving a TANGERINE a rose in honour of Kallista, why don't I just give Kallista a rose? :P
Kallista, I'm getting married to you... I don't want a tangerine lol. She's a right slag though.
Wow. They sound creepy.
But awesome! :D
*hands a chocolate bar to Kallista*
You're welcome Kallista :)
*hugs Kallista*
Aww thanks Kallista... you're so nice :)
*hugs her again*
Aww... Must... Find... Chocolate...
*turns into a zombie and searches for chocolate*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make a chocolate bar that doesn't make you feel sick*
*throws it to Lunar*
I'm glad we're getting married Kallista :D
I'm starting to feel better now...
Yes you can Kallista.
Brb.
g2g
BYE FOR NOW!
Back.
Bye Lunar.
*hugs and kisses Kallista back*
The perfect chocolate bar...
*choir sings in the background*
No, I've never heard of it.
ello,ello,ello!
ah! *sees dragona and kallista hugging and kissing and a choir singing* err...maybes i should come back later...*coughs*
lol hi guys!
Thanks for becoming my fiancee Kallista. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't said yes.
I have to go for a few mins. I might or might not be on until after tea... bye for now.
lol hey kallista!
*hugs back*
i was just about to post a new fan-fic but the word document it is on will not load!!!! gah!
lol kallista *trys to position kallista's ripped out hair upon her head*
see? good as new?
*hair falls off and a random cat runs away with it*
erm....
YAY! it's working now! give me 5 minutes and it will be up on my blog ;)
ahh! maybes 10 minutes...i forgot i didn't finish this chapter yet...teehee
brb
Lol and the post iiisss up :D
it's kinda rough as i made it up on the spot
Octaboona
All knowing! All seeing!
Lol kallista- we both must be good at keeping time as u posted that i should be done at the same time I was.
You get a prize!
*gives kallista a gold star*
don't you feel special *kallista gleams with pride*
Back...
Oh, I feel sick again... I guess any food makes me feel sick today...
OCTA!
HI!!
hey lunar! hey octa!
how did your revison go octa?
awww lunar! I hope you get better soon! did u see vampire diaries this week? i missed it :'(
Oh... Darn it, I have to go AGAIN...
Is it just me, or is it EVERY time Octa comes on I have to go? Annoying parents...
oh octa! you are also in my new fan-fic!
and lunar! you are gonna be in the next part ;) promise :D
bye lunar!
hope to speak 2 u soon!
Wow lots to reply to.
Kallista, If I knew what you posted for me at the time then I may well have asked to marry you first. I'm not sure. It wouldn't seem right. I wouldn't marry you over the blog because it wouldn't be real enough. I've never met you and the wedding wouldn't seem real to me.
And I don't think I would even in jest :D
My revision is going ok. I've wriiten all of the Spanish andI've learnt two paragraphs so far.
Turns out I don't have to wash up ;)
THANK YOU SKYLARA! :D! CHEESY GRIN!
Oh, and Vampire Diaries was awesome and sad!
I won't spoil it, but... Um...
*coughs*
... I cried at the ending... Despite what you may think I would have thought...
That didn't come out exactly right. But you know what I mean.
I'm in your fanfic!!!!!
Where is your fanfic?
oh good octa! i'm glad your revision is going well!
its on my blog 'yep im skul fanficin' octa! :D
its ok lunar, please do spoil it for me- we didnt record it and its not getting repeated. and im watching the next one tommorrow so please tell me if it is ok with octa and kallista and it wont spoil it for them if they watch it ;D
*sits forward on seat* I. MUST. KNOW.
Stupid headache... My mock maths test was surprisingly easy...
aww! *hugs kallista back* thanks kallista! glad you liked it :D hopefully i shall post more soon :D
if the teachers stop all the homework! *glares at imaginary teachers*
This is a brilliant fanfic!!!!
Lovely portrayal of Octaboona!
Tis I. Rejoice and be glad.
I'll read the fanfic later, after i read all of the other chapters...
Somewhere over the rainbow...
A purple octopus recites poetry...
Somewhere over the rainbow...
We're all going craaaazy!!!
Well... Rose... Died.
Damon killed her, because she went all demented and was in pain all the time and tried to kill Elena...
So Damon put her in a dream where she would be happy as a human, and then drove a stake through her heart.
And then Damon admitted he misses being a human more than anything in the world.
And wolf-lady tells Tyler that Mason died, and Caroline and the other vamps killed him... AFTER Matt AND Tyler kissed Caroline. It was funny when Caroline said, "Everyone just needs to STOP kissing me."
So Tyler'll probably get mad.
And then Damon went evil and drank a human's blood, because he said that he couldn't be who Elena wanted him to be.
yay! glad u liked it octa ;) wasn't sure how you would react to being an octopus :D
Hi Niall!
Hi Niall!
AHH! JINX OCTA!
Oh, and Stefan's trying to become immune to Vervaine... As well
Hey Peoples.
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=210
For everyone, mostly Skylara. Holmes Humour!
Ohhh!! Well now I'm wanting book six more than ever!! *sigh* I'll just have to wait patiently and try to occupy myself some other way... perhaps if I were to read through all the books YET AGAIN :)
But seriously, those girls sound really creepy :) They're obviously going to be epic characters :D
Skylara, is your fanfic called Dimentions? Because I'm confuzzled on which one to read...
sorry guys computer just froze again!
octa! glad u liked it! didn't know how u would like being an octopus ;)
second, thanks lunar! ;) it sounds so good! but i bet you were glad rose died!
HI NIALL! hmm? did i hear holmes humour?!
*runs to see site*
im just gonna look at the site but then i have to go for tea guys! probs be back in about 15mins ;)
byes!!!!
ahh! lunar! this is a new fan-fic different from dimensions as a break! ;)
bye guys!
thanks for the site link niall my fellow sherlock fan! gonna cheak it out now!
anything sherlock. i am there. ;)
Byes Skylaras.
Plurals makes everythings betters.
BYE SKYLARA!
MWAHAHAHAHA
Curses.
Well done, Kallista
Aww... It's a shame what's happened in Egypt...
*hands Kallista another hat*
*the hat is a one you may find in Jamaica or Africa or South America with the piles of fruit on top*
*Kallista puts it on*
It suits you. :P
Imma sorry, mah computer is crashing again. I've got to go, might be back later...
yay I'm back!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to return Kallista's hair to normal*
Bye Niall
Hi Dragona
Brb.
hi guys!
if i suddenly go off for no reason t'is because my dad is trying to fix the internet.
*sighs* last time he didn't warn me and i left without saying goodbye to anyone so if i suddenly disappear that is why.
hey niall! *sees niall has gone* niall? *sniffles* awww! my fellow sherlock fan has gone....
is it just me or whenever i have to go he comes on and whenever i come on he goes...hmm...weird...
maybe we are twins....spooookkkkkyyyy!
hey guys! dragona! please cheak out my new fan-fic if you havent already! u are gonna be in it in a later part!
*whistles circle of life*
Wonders why not the OBLONG of life!
It's the oblong of liiiiiiife
I like triangles...
O... M... G...
Advertising for Justin Bieber movie... THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!
hmm? whyz are we discussing shapes?
I'm a pentagon! *smiles happily in corner while everyone walks away*
*random teacher places 'D' cone on skylara's head and walks away*
Skylara: *giggles* I'm special!
AAHHHHH!
ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry about that.
skylara once met an alpaca...
Umm... You can quote other poems in the next part.
I will be in the next part!
*worriedly gnaws at a twig*
aww kallista that's so sweet! come here!
*runs forward to hug kallista but bangs into something*
hmm? what?
*skylara discovers she is in giant plastic dome and people are sitting on the outside with pens and pencils scribbling maddly*
teacher: Look children! This is Skylara! She is so special we have to iccolate her from all other life-forms.
Skylara: *swears madly at teacher from behind glass but no one can hear her*
Student: miss? What's she saying?
Teacher: Erm...that she loves you all!
Students: YAY!
Skylara: *stamps foot in anger*
be back in half an hour or so.
Lol Geckogirl.
Ok Octa.
lol octa, of course you shall be in the next part ;)
thanks for reading it dragona! i have a part in mind for you...*giggles evily*
...actually its not that evil...or is ittt?
Back. Yay.
Skylara, what'd you think of that comic?
I have commented Geckogirl.
Ah... don't do anything evil to my character, unless my character IS evil...
Niall!!!!!!
MY FELLOW SHERLOCKING FAN!
THE COMIC WAS VERY AMUSING! I HAVE ONE SOMEWHERE THAT ACTUALLY FITS IN WITH IT...brb while i find it!
Niall, have you heard the news? BIG news...
I have.
*Plays wedding music*
Ah... who told you?
I just know stuff.
*Is omnipotent*
Lol... I don't know what omnipotent even means... it's a big word for me...
Actually, omniscient would be a better word for it...
g2g
Bye all!
Thou shall hath revenge to all that have wronged!
Buh-bye Lunar.
*seaches internet madly*
BINGO! FOUND IT!
NIALL! LOOK AT THIS!
http://daaakota.deviantart.com/art/Stupid-Watson-185804392
double click on the comic strip thing to see it closer ;)
it is hilarious!
I wonder where Kallista went...
LOL.
dA has so much BBC Sherlock love...
And a scary amount of slash.
*Shudders*
*wonders what the hell these people are talking about*
*shrugs and walks over to a table and starts designing a suit for the wedding*
http://melrosestormhaven.deviantart.com/art/BBC-Sherlock-and-John-178404133?q=boost%3Apopular%20BBC%20Sherlock&qo=6
Holy fudging shiv.
DO WANT.
ahh yes...some of the slash is a little..*cough*
*zooms over to australia to glare at john* Yes John! I saw your internet history!
John: Jam? *backs away from skylara slowly while she growls angrily*
*flys back to blog world*
lol. i like the bit with the cat.
*shrugs again and won't bother trying to understand what these people are on about*
I think the *cough* word you were looking for was "Graphic"...
*sees link and squeals with joy* sooooooo cuuuuteeeee!!!!
must have!
they should sell those!
*shrugs again*
Dragona- Sherlock. (Yes, like Holmes)
yes...very graphic *shudders* strange people who spend their time like that!
*carries on putting lots of hearts around lots of pictures of sherlock*
I'll never understand them...
*walks in hiccuping*
*sits on top of a mushroom*
Ur- hi my names Nicolette and I'm here because…
*group of smirfs that have gathered around her slit there eyes and say because?*
*swallows nervously* because I have a smoothie addiction
*smirks errup in applause and Nicolette smiles*
*talks to his mass army of clones*
So Dragonas, since these people are talking gibberish, what do we do?
*Dragona at the back puts his hand up*
Yes Dragona 9988867939282?
Dragona 9988867939282: Get a translator?
No. We start our own conversation.
Dragona 9988867939282: Oh...
So what do we talk about?
Hi Nicolette.
*smirks jump onto more mushrooms and start raving*
:O well if you can't beat them join them *dances crazily*
Hi Nicolette.
Skylara- I took up Violin so I could be like Sherlock.
...
That's dedication.
Are you a smurf now Nicolette?
I used to playa violin… then the strings broke :/ nothing to do with me honest
hi nicolette! *fights her way through army of smurfs to get to nicolette*
*holds out a smoothie* t'is strawberry and bannana! *smurf steals smoothie and runs off giggling*
*stares at Smirfs looking for approval, they nod*
Yeah why not :D
Men. Take up arms. We will now take over the blog.
*millions of Dragona clones march along and tranquilise everyone on the blog before they can react*
They sound interesting.
maybe like evil powerpuff girls.
THEY SHOULD HAVE KILLER MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!
NO WAY NIALL!
I WANTED TO TAKE UP THE VIOLIN TO BE LIKE SHERLOCK TOO!!!!!!
...sadly my parents said no....
SO WEIRD!
*Dragona now appoints himself king*
Crap have to leave.
Bye everyone.
Bye Skylara/Gecko/Me.
Bye Niall.
No the smothie is mine!!!!
We have strawberry and banana in the fridge! Mum won't let me near it
She says she doesnt like me drinking so much of it, plus it's expensive
*pounces on the smart and grabs smoothie*
*smirk grabs my hair and drags me back down*
* Nicolette yelps and then wrestles with the smirf*
*nicolette emerges victorious, mouth lined with smothie* :)
apparently the violin would be too 'squeaky' and 'annoying' *sighs*
Smoothies aren't expensive... are they?
bye niall/fellow sherlock fan/me!
*all Dragona clones become Clone Troopers*
HEEEEEEEY HUMANS! What's occuring?
Hi Cresent. I have taken over the blog.
Bye Niall
Heya Hudson when I imagine them I think of 3 emo styled pretty girls who are incredible powerful together :D just my pinion
I want to write a story , about two friends where ones in the police and the other friend is involved in a accident and the friend in the police is called to investigate the crime scene … don't know what to do after that
Might not be friends could be dating not married I want the characters to be young
Sounds cool Nicolette.
*Nicolette is grabbed and led away somewhere by dragona clones*
*she is dumped on the border of derekville*
We don't want any loony smoothy addicts
:( aw
mmm... i just remembered we have innocent smoothie in the fridge.... *runs to fridge to get smoothie*
Nicolette, here in Dragonaville, we would like a Jester if you want to take the job.
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Dragona-Clone-Trooper-Army indestructable*
* tummy grumbles at mention of smoothy*
* runs deprived belly*
Shh! We need to beat this so we can come back ...
Dragona I'm sorry I haven't been on lately :( I'm sorry and I hope you weren't alone but tommorow I'll beable to come on if you still want my company
*staggers out of the surrounding wilderness covered in blood and sweat.
*calmly towels herself off and settles down at her computer to read her Golden God's blog.
Oooooooooh the Jitter Girls, eh? Unstoppable, huh? When can they come out and play? I wanna go and put that theory to the test!
Hey everyone! Who missed me?
OMG! Yes!!!!
Of course I want your company Nicolette, I haven't been alone for a while now.
Hi Genesis. Do you pose any threat to the new leader?
*gasp* what! No! I will never let you!!
*launches a roundhouse kick at piney, then an uppercut to the jaw, knee's him in the chin causing brain to bump against skull causing blackout*
Smirks at Piney who is lying on the ground groaning. "Living with a violent, fight loving, tae-kwon-do fanatic brother hass taught me a thing or two. And now to handle all your clones.." *eyes them*
Very well... you are Nicolette the Jester.
Aw thanks it's good to know you weren't alone :)
*struggles futilely as he is pulled down by millions of Dragona clones and carried off to Dragona*
HELP MEEEEEEE!
Hey Dragona!
New leader? What the hell did I miss when I was away? Who do I have to beat up now?
*laughs at Cresent*
I have a shield... y'know? All you've done so far is make yourself fly across the room...
soz guys! g2g byes!
I am the new leader. I have taken over the blog. I am pretty much indestructable and so are my clones.
And Genesis
Aquila Felis is 18!
She be older than you :D
Cresent no! Resistance is futile they will find another way!
*goes crazy quoting mass effect*
I am a vanguard of your destruction! That which you know as reapers are your salvation through destruction!
*slaps self*
I know too manyquotes from that game for my own good! Issa playing it this afternoon and speaking it word to word , mum walks in and sees me doing this and says to me
You play that waay to much, then walks off
Indeed Nicolette, resistance is futile.
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