Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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Sorry! mum and dad have been limiting my computer time :P
Its ok, i'm writing fanifc
yes :) hopefully a i'll post a new part soon.
new post as in RIGHT NOW ;)
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2011/02/fanfic-12.html
Stares at chicken noodle soup
When kallistas not looking sneaks off to her beanbag and falls asleep on it
Mums getting a Chinese :D
Gtg iPods flat
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nicolette!
Kallista I want a new post from you soon missy
Byee
LOL, its ok :)
WAIT!!!!! *Kallista stops mid-hug. I put on football gear* ok, go ahead *gets tackled*
MINE!!
>;)
you can have first Kallista, i'm going to go watch Top Shot, so i might not comment a lot
*gasps*
I got it?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
*starts singing Oom Pah Pah*
*covers her eyes and starts running around blindly*
*slowly runs closer to the edge of a cliff*
Aww... It's not that bad, Kallista! Octa can still talk to us if he's banned!
*whispers*
I've been unofficially banned from the blog! But I come on anyway... There's nothing stopping me, really...
*hangs from the cliff*
Er... CAN ANYBODY HELP ME?
HELLO?
Where's Magic Yorkshire Pudding when you need it...?
I just read a monologue criticising movies... And at the end I just though:
"Hey, I like movies."
*thought
Yes, thank you Kallista!
*catches cookies*
Much appreciated!
Lol, OK Kallista
Kallista, if I'm not here when you return, it's because I have to go to bed...
I'm here!
I'm writing monologues about random messed up couples ;)
I've done two so far... One's just your average, "I love you, but you need to make your mind up," and the other's sorta... Morbid...
*sighs*
I have to go to bed Kallista.
For some reason, yesterday life was really good... But now I've just suddenly got this feeling that the world has turned against me, and I'm out here alone on one leg... But I don't know, it's just a feeling.
I'm probably just being over theatrical as usual... ;)
Night, everyone!
I'm back!
LOL Hey :D
Sorry if i'm slow, i'm unloading a pic for DA
it will be ready in a few second...
Tada!
http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/art/Iris-196817943
Hi all
Hiiiiii Pyro
HI IZZY
Octa says hi too
But our parents confiscated the laptop so he can't come on
:(
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stupid iTouch
Lizzy not izzy
Sorry
Hey Pyro can you get your brother to look at this some time?
http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/art/Heartbreak-196715458?q=gallery%3ATurvy-topsy&qo=1
HI KALLISTA
Lizzy!
Octa says that he loves the poem
That the language is simple but touching
I reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy love it :D
Tell him i said thanks :D
Unfortunately Kallista, octa can't get online without the laptop
Octa: I could go on if I knocked Pyro off ;)
But it IS my iTouch!
HELLO!
Caelan is a creeper.
*pokes Kallista*
HELLO!
Caelan is awesome
well so far he hasn't eaten anybody, so im not impressed...
plus he kissed Val. like, pounced on her and kissed her. thats just weird.
HELLO~
WAIT! NO! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Hi mar-Chu!
Octa: Hey Mar-chu!
Can I please borrow your frying pan :D
@Lunar
Love the poem!
So sad.
I love the poem lunar!
But I don't think it's sad
¿
Byeeeeeeeeee Kallista, have a good dinner!
BYE KALLISTA!
Octa: Bye Kallista!
*hugs Kallista*
I'll go now too
...
Hello?
Hellooooooooooo?
Anyone?
Hi lizzy!
Hi :)
i have to go, its dinner time
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i'm baaaaaaaaaack!
even though i never said i was leavinggggggggg!
i had potatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
dinnnnnnnnnnner!
byeeeeeeeeeeee lizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
i learned about a new object on earth.
lath and plaster. hmmmm~
Sorry
My Internet froze :(
Hi mar-chu!
(again)
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzccxxccv
I'll go now
(tired)
Bye all!
Derek Landy
Oh Golden God,
you are quite odd,
but i'll still lend you my fishing rod.
You are my master,
for your books sell faster,
then any lath and plaster.
You have a munchkin army,
thats sophisticated and smarmy,
even though I don't really know what that means.
I'm running out of rhymes,
so I guess this is good bye,
hey look! Its a commercial about pie!
heh. good, am i right?
WAIT NO DONT GO! IM LONELY!
*screams*
STUPID COMPUTER GLITCH!
*bashes computer with a rock*
Jitter girls....?
Sounds a bit different from the rest of the books. you've got cleavers, vampires, remnants, doctor Nye, Lord Vile, master torturers and murderers, so basically very scary and dangerous villains. But..... Jitter girls???? I have to be honest Derek, they do not sound like something Skul and Val would normally face. But I love the fact that this is a new idea and I hope that whatever happens in the book brings a new twist in the series!!!
IT BETTER.
Not that I'm trying to force our oh so magnificent golden god to do something for his oh so magnificent books. I'm just sayin.
I can see why Laura complains about you not being modest about your work.
oh, hello arwa! i don't believe we've met~
*looks at computer* *eye twitches*
STUPID COMPUTER GLITCH!
*ugly words*
You should tell us something about the Jitter girls. Really. If you do, we'd help you. And wouldn't you be proud of the fact that you're getting help from your so called minions?
What do the Jitter girls do? Not what they are, what do they DO?
Besides, you DID say that there are some very talented minions out there, and they could help you.
Just a suggestion. I know you won't go for it, you're too proud of your work to accept some help from you're minions cuz that would spoil the book, but it would make us really happy if we get to help you.
Really.
Alot of people that read the series barely know the blog, so why would they even think about who helped Derek with his work?
how can you think m my words are ugly?!!
I don't hate derek or anything, i'm telling the truth!
*glares*
MAYBE A GUARDEN GNOME WOULD DEFEAT THEM!
okay, maybe not...
hello, you there?
oh no, not you. its my computer~
*stares at computer* *eye twitches*
STUPID GLITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ugly words again*
??? *amused*
THATS NOT FUNNY!
*draws my trusty frypan and flyswatter*
*chases arwa around*
???? *Laughs and falls off the chair*
*kicks marchu in the shins for chasing me around*
People say I'm evil. I'm sure you would too.
I'm signing off.
*signs off*
OW!
*curls up into fetal position*
MEOWWWWWWWWWW!
*hiss*
*turns all cat and throws up furball*
YES YOUR EVIL!
BUT DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
meow.
:P
I'm still here idiot.
Hairball?! oh gross!
Throws pebbles at Marchu's head.
ITS FLYING MEATLOAF!
You know, if you can type a little faster, maybe I would stay. Gosh you type slow.
*hiss*
*chases arwa*
*bashes her with a frypan*
flying meatloaf? Wow, you are RANDOM.
Dodges it and steals the frypan.
thats because this isnt the only thing i'm currently doing, and the computer is SLOW.
*glares at computer*
bangs it on marchus head.
why don't you get a laptop?
NO ONE TAKES THE FRYPAN!
*draws flyswatter*
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of sure, as if that will actually kill me. Drws gun and prepares to shoot.
this IS a laptop. no idea whats currently up with it.
ha ha! I've got you now!
Now drop that flyswatter ( which is totally useless against moi) or I'll pull the trigger.
dang. where's everybody else when you need 'em?
HEY! EVERYBODY! I'M BEING BEATEN BY A PSYCHOPATH WHO STOLE THAT SACRED FRYPAN!
*clutches flyswatter*
no.
LOL!
Hey relax, I was just kidding with you. * throws fryopan back but doesn't drop the gun. *
Drops the gun and pockets it.
how old are you anyway? Just asking.
wait a sec...
mir: hello mar.
mar: greeting mir.
mir: shall we?
mar: we shall~
*mir chases arwa with a spiked hammer*
*mar sips cup of tea and watches like its a movie*
why do you want to know how old i am?
Kicks the hammer out of Mir's hand and uppercuts his chin- knocks him out.
hey, don't sound so panicked.
Never mind.
I've always found it weird that people have these weird conversations. Ive only just realized how much fun it is.
You're still there right?
Oh hell I just remembered. I knocked you out.
*dumps a bucket of water on him*
*is amused that he doesn't wake up*
wow that laptop of his must be SLOW.
*walks off*
ehem. mir, is short for Mira. she's a girl.
like mar is short for March.
NO BODY HURTS MIR!
*phone call*
hello? oh, yes, hello Ariana~ Do you still have that stale cookie dough? you do? oh, why does it have to be stale? welll...its kinda like hollow men. you get it now? no? well i...Ariana, stop...no. no. not at all. Ariana, STOP OBSESSING OVER THE ELF TEACHER! I KNOW HE'S QUITE INTERESTING BUT- Hello?
KALLISTA!
*hugs and wont let go*
*stares stubbornly at the ground.*
Alright.
no.
*pouts*
Kallista, I don't believe we've met. I've always been curious about you getting the first comment page EVERYTIME! how do you do it? I wanna send my word to derek so badly.
Marchu, what is it with you and making peace with me?
ok... what's with the silence?
Oh he better. Since you're so nice, you probably must HATE my evilness. I'm just sayin. Nice people usually throw me a raised eyebrow look and walk away. Which, in a way, is evil if you know what i mean.
Has marchu left? I was actually getting used to his randomness.
I'd love to see you get evil.
People go like "You do not want to see m me get mad " But really, at least it's better than plain boringness,
oh he he- I mean, she? Wow. It just sounds like a guy sort profile name.
I, am a female~ yes yes~!
do people here usually freak out when they get asked about their age? Or do only the random ones do?
*glares at arwa*
I'm sorry for all the questions. I've always seen Kalista posting and having conversations and all that, so i was actually pretty surprised when you showed up.
I was born american, but I've got a pakistani background.
*glares*
Me too. Sometimes anyway. the random ones star giving me a headache. Marnchu is probably glaring daggers at me.
i am.
AND MY NAME ISNT 'MARNCHU'!!!!
Yup he is. Are the kids in whatever grade your in mature? Or are they as childish as they were in grade 7?
It was a teensy typo Marchu, relax.
I'm a girl.
If she's silent, it means she's mad?
Sorry Marchu, for whatever I did. personally, I don't really think i did anything.
lol, kidding.
Come on, at least speak up! I don't care if it's something random, and I don't care if you throw adult swearwords at me. (Well, actually I do care)But I don't care if you're angry.
*hiss*
That counts as something, but barely enough.
*hisssssssss*
Are you mad because I spelled your name wrong?
I mean really. If Derek Landy can sell his books with typos in them, then why can't I make typos on this mere comment page?
thanks.
Catches cookie and bites into it.
Marchu. Please speack up. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze????
Claps and rolls her eyes.
You're distracting. I have a feeling Marchu's not gonna respond to that.
oh! i found a typo in dark days yesterday! i will tell master when i actually find it again...
Oh tell me she's not gone. sHE CANT't BE GONE!!!
oh. Nvm lol
You know what I hate about Derek? His unmodestness. It is so annoying.
isn't???????? C'mon, admit it, you agree with me.
hey, what do you think about the jitter girls? Sounds pretty...... girly? It sounds girly and giggly to me. it's how I would describe the girls at my school. Immature, giggly and totally unlikeable, to me anyway.
*hiss at arwa*
*chomps on woffle*
Compared to all the other villians, scapegrace, the vampires, the unstoppable white cleaver, caelan and etc. it's very..... it sounds like something val and skul wouldn't normally face.
Marchu, since you're so twistedly mad at me, I'm just gonna ignore you for now, however much Kallista would hate that.
I'm bored of talking. I miss marchu's randomness. It makes me laugh.
Marchu, you there? I know I'm supposed to be ignoring you, but I just can't help it. say something random.
*goes all cat* *stalks over too arwa* *bites her*
Ouch!!!!!
Wait no, I'm used to that. i used to have a cat.
Wiggles out her fingers and sprays a bottle of cold water in the cat's face.
............
Cat?
Cautiiously pets the cat and scratches it behind the ears.
waitttttttttttt i gotta gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
mir-chu!
mir: yesssss?
mar: *points at arwa* Kill.
mir: *licks lips* *runs towards arwa*
mar: good night~
*walks away faintly hearing arwa screaming in the background*
As much as I hate to say this.... I have to go. Kallista? Marchu? I'd be delighted to meet you at 7:30 tommorow.
*signs off for real this time*
what time? 7:30 what? what time zone? never mind. good night~
meow~
:3
I love Enya.
She makes such beautiful music.
Thank heavens for YouTube.
I'm currently listening to a playlist with 41 of her songs ;) (:
I think I might change my last name to waterfall or watermark in celtic. Or autumn. Or river. Or some other title of an enya song.
Or Phantasmagoria Jinx. Actually, I really like that one... but IDK... hmmm.
DARN IT.
Missed by 20 minutes exactly.
It's like the world's pitted against me >.>
Hmmm. Isobella. That sounds nice :3 And it's a song title.
*-*
Darn it. G'night all [:
hey, just come back from school. anyone around?
*gets up off the ground and hugs Kallista*
hey, how are you?
that's ok. i might be a bit slow to reply as well
my day was hovering in between crap and quite good. it depended on the subject
lol, luckily i only have 2 things for homework
you know that like you sent me? i'm creating an avatar for it now on my Ipad
:P
brb. i need the loo! lol
WTH??!! its said i had to be at least13yrs old to join so i changed my age and it's still saying i'm too young!
i put myself as born in 1995!
hi =)
yeah, that's what i'm gonna do :P
hi jasmine
hey jaffa =)
so whats new?
nothing's new really
*sigh* same here =p
how are you Jasmine?
im alright..i've got fever =p
how about u Jaffa?
oooh, i hope you feel better soon
i'm ok thanks, i've got school so it hasn't been particuly fantastic
brb
sure =)
where did Kallista go?
I'm back :P
so what happend at skl?
nothing exciting. a had a couple of pretty good subjects today but i also had a few rubbish one
gusse you have to take the good with the bad =p
lol, yeah. have you been at school?
nope not yet it's only 10:16 am where i live, and today we have a holiday from skl so yeah..=)
you are really lucky! what time do you have to go to school in the morning?
umm i wake up at lyk 6 am and leave the house at 7 am(coz my skl is far away and i have to take the bus)
u?
i wake up at 6:30am or 7am then i have to catch the bus at 8am
oh lucky!
my skl starts at 7:45 =p
my school starts at 9am and finishes at 3:20pm 3 days a week and 4:30pm 2 days a week (cause i have sport) we're s'posed to arrive at 8:50am for roll call but i'm almost always late cause of the bus
hey Jaffa, have you watched this movie called shaun of the dead? it's hillarious!!
i haven't seen shaun of the dead but my mum has it on dvd but she won't let me watch it
ohh why?
there's nothing bad in it, only flesh eating zombies.
lol, yeah. she told me that i couldn't watch it a few years ago but i might be able to now
cool =)
r u 13 and above?
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