Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


4,087 comments:

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Cluainn Fhada said...

Heysies.

Liz said...

Sorry! mum and dad have been limiting my computer time :P

Liz said...

Its ok, i'm writing fanifc

Liz said...

yes :) hopefully a i'll post a new part soon.

Liz said...

new post as in RIGHT NOW ;)

http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2011/02/fanfic-12.html

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Stares at chicken noodle soup

When kallistas not looking sneaks off to her beanbag and falls asleep on it

Mums getting a Chinese :D

Gtg iPods flat

Liz said...

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nicolette!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Kallista I want a new post from you soon missy

Byee

Liz said...

LOL, its ok :)

Liz said...

WAIT!!!!! *Kallista stops mid-hug. I put on football gear* ok, go ahead *gets tackled*

Lunar Tears said...

MINE!!

>;)

Liz said...

you can have first Kallista, i'm going to go watch Top Shot, so i might not comment a lot

Lunar Tears said...

*gasps*

I got it?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

*starts singing Oom Pah Pah*

Lunar Tears said...

*covers her eyes and starts running around blindly*

*slowly runs closer to the edge of a cliff*

Lunar Tears said...

Aww... It's not that bad, Kallista! Octa can still talk to us if he's banned!

*whispers*

I've been unofficially banned from the blog! But I come on anyway... There's nothing stopping me, really...

Lunar Tears said...

*hangs from the cliff*

Er... CAN ANYBODY HELP ME?

HELLO?

Where's Magic Yorkshire Pudding when you need it...?

Lunar Tears said...

I just read a monologue criticising movies... And at the end I just though:

"Hey, I like movies."

Lunar Tears said...

*thought

Yes, thank you Kallista!

*catches cookies*

Much appreciated!

Lunar Tears said...

Lol, OK Kallista

Lunar Tears said...

Kallista, if I'm not here when you return, it's because I have to go to bed...

Lunar Tears said...

I'm here!

I'm writing monologues about random messed up couples ;)

Lunar Tears said...

I've done two so far... One's just your average, "I love you, but you need to make your mind up," and the other's sorta... Morbid...

Lunar Tears said...

*sighs*

I have to go to bed Kallista.

For some reason, yesterday life was really good... But now I've just suddenly got this feeling that the world has turned against me, and I'm out here alone on one leg... But I don't know, it's just a feeling.

I'm probably just being over theatrical as usual... ;)

Night, everyone!

Liz said...

I'm back!

Liz said...

LOL Hey :D
Sorry if i'm slow, i'm unloading a pic for DA

Liz said...

it will be ready in a few second...

Liz said...

Tada!

http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/art/Iris-196817943

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

Liz said...

Hiiiiii Pyro

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

HI IZZY

Octa says hi too




But our parents confiscated the laptop so he can't come on
:(

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Stupid iTouch



Lizzy not izzy



Sorry

Liz said...

Hey Pyro can you get your brother to look at this some time?

http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/art/Heartbreak-196715458?q=gallery%3ATurvy-topsy&qo=1

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

HI KALLISTA

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Lizzy!


Octa says that he loves the poem
That the language is simple but touching


I reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy love it :D

Liz said...

Tell him i said thanks :D

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Unfortunately Kallista, octa can't get online without the laptop




Octa: I could go on if I knocked Pyro off ;)






But it IS my iTouch!

Mar-Chu said...

HELLO!

Mar-Chu said...

Caelan is a creeper.

Mar-Chu said...

*pokes Kallista*

HELLO!

Liz said...

Caelan is awesome

Mar-Chu said...

well so far he hasn't eaten anybody, so im not impressed...

plus he kissed Val. like, pounced on her and kissed her. thats just weird.

Mar-Chu said...

HELLO~

Mar-Chu said...

WAIT! NO! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi mar-Chu!




Octa: Hey Mar-chu!

Can I please borrow your frying pan :D

@Lunar

Love the poem!

So sad.













I love the poem lunar!

But I don't think it's sad

¿

Liz said...

Byeeeeeeeeee Kallista, have a good dinner!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

BYE KALLISTA!



Octa: Bye Kallista!

*hugs Kallista*

I'll go now too

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hello?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hellooooooooooo?

Anyone?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi lizzy!

Liz said...

Hi :)

Liz said...

i have to go, its dinner time
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mar-Chu said...

i'm baaaaaaaaaack!

even though i never said i was leavinggggggggg!

i had potatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

dinnnnnnnnnnner!

Mar-Chu said...

byeeeeeeeeeeee lizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

i learned about a new object on earth.

lath and plaster. hmmmm~

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Sorry


My Internet froze :(

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi mar-chu!



(again)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzccxxccv

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'll go now

(tired)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Bye all!

Mar-Chu said...

Derek Landy

Oh Golden God,
you are quite odd,
but i'll still lend you my fishing rod.

You are my master,
for your books sell faster,
then any lath and plaster.

You have a munchkin army,
thats sophisticated and smarmy,
even though I don't really know what that means.

I'm running out of rhymes,
so I guess this is good bye,
hey look! Its a commercial about pie!

Mar-Chu said...

heh. good, am i right?

WAIT NO DONT GO! IM LONELY!

Mar-Chu said...

*screams*

STUPID COMPUTER GLITCH!

*bashes computer with a rock*

arwa said...

Jitter girls....?
Sounds a bit different from the rest of the books. you've got cleavers, vampires, remnants, doctor Nye, Lord Vile, master torturers and murderers, so basically very scary and dangerous villains. But..... Jitter girls???? I have to be honest Derek, they do not sound like something Skul and Val would normally face. But I love the fact that this is a new idea and I hope that whatever happens in the book brings a new twist in the series!!!
IT BETTER.
Not that I'm trying to force our oh so magnificent golden god to do something for his oh so magnificent books. I'm just sayin.

arwa said...

I can see why Laura complains about you not being modest about your work.

Mar-Chu said...

oh, hello arwa! i don't believe we've met~

*looks at computer* *eye twitches*

STUPID COMPUTER GLITCH!

*ugly words*

arwa said...

You should tell us something about the Jitter girls. Really. If you do, we'd help you. And wouldn't you be proud of the fact that you're getting help from your so called minions?
What do the Jitter girls do? Not what they are, what do they DO?
Besides, you DID say that there are some very talented minions out there, and they could help you.
Just a suggestion. I know you won't go for it, you're too proud of your work to accept some help from you're minions cuz that would spoil the book, but it would make us really happy if we get to help you.
Really.
Alot of people that read the series barely know the blog, so why would they even think about who helped Derek with his work?

arwa said...

how can you think m my words are ugly?!!

arwa said...

I don't hate derek or anything, i'm telling the truth!
*glares*

Mar-Chu said...

MAYBE A GUARDEN GNOME WOULD DEFEAT THEM!

okay, maybe not...

arwa said...

hello, you there?

Mar-Chu said...

oh no, not you. its my computer~

*stares at computer* *eye twitches*

STUPID GLITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ugly words again*

arwa said...

??? *amused*

Mar-Chu said...

THATS NOT FUNNY!

*draws my trusty frypan and flyswatter*

Mar-Chu said...

*chases arwa around*

arwa said...

???? *Laughs and falls off the chair*

arwa said...

*kicks marchu in the shins for chasing me around*

arwa said...

People say I'm evil. I'm sure you would too.
I'm signing off.
*signs off*

Mar-Chu said...

OW!

*curls up into fetal position*

MEOWWWWWWWWWW!

*hiss*

*turns all cat and throws up furball*

Mar-Chu said...

YES YOUR EVIL!

BUT DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mar-Chu said...

meow.

:P

arwa said...

I'm still here idiot.
Hairball?! oh gross!
Throws pebbles at Marchu's head.

Mar-Chu said...

ITS FLYING MEATLOAF!

arwa said...

You know, if you can type a little faster, maybe I would stay. Gosh you type slow.

Mar-Chu said...

*hiss*

*chases arwa*

*bashes her with a frypan*

arwa said...

flying meatloaf? Wow, you are RANDOM.

arwa said...

Dodges it and steals the frypan.

Mar-Chu said...

thats because this isnt the only thing i'm currently doing, and the computer is SLOW.

*glares at computer*

arwa said...

bangs it on marchus head.

arwa said...

why don't you get a laptop?

Mar-Chu said...

NO ONE TAKES THE FRYPAN!

*draws flyswatter*

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

arwa said...

Of sure, as if that will actually kill me. Drws gun and prepares to shoot.

Mar-Chu said...

this IS a laptop. no idea whats currently up with it.

arwa said...

ha ha! I've got you now!

arwa said...

Now drop that flyswatter ( which is totally useless against moi) or I'll pull the trigger.

Mar-Chu said...

dang. where's everybody else when you need 'em?

HEY! EVERYBODY! I'M BEING BEATEN BY A PSYCHOPATH WHO STOLE THAT SACRED FRYPAN!

Mar-Chu said...

*clutches flyswatter*

no.

arwa said...

LOL!
Hey relax, I was just kidding with you. * throws fryopan back but doesn't drop the gun. *

arwa said...

Drops the gun and pockets it.

arwa said...

how old are you anyway? Just asking.

Mar-Chu said...

wait a sec...

mir: hello mar.

mar: greeting mir.

mir: shall we?

mar: we shall~

*mir chases arwa with a spiked hammer*

*mar sips cup of tea and watches like its a movie*

Mar-Chu said...

why do you want to know how old i am?

arwa said...

Kicks the hammer out of Mir's hand and uppercuts his chin- knocks him out.

arwa said...

hey, don't sound so panicked.
Never mind.

arwa said...

I've always found it weird that people have these weird conversations. Ive only just realized how much fun it is.

arwa said...

You're still there right?

arwa said...

Oh hell I just remembered. I knocked you out.
*dumps a bucket of water on him*

arwa said...

*is amused that he doesn't wake up*

arwa said...

wow that laptop of his must be SLOW.
*walks off*

Mar-Chu said...

ehem. mir, is short for Mira. she's a girl.

like mar is short for March.

NO BODY HURTS MIR!

*phone call*

hello? oh, yes, hello Ariana~ Do you still have that stale cookie dough? you do? oh, why does it have to be stale? welll...its kinda like hollow men. you get it now? no? well i...Ariana, stop...no. no. not at all. Ariana, STOP OBSESSING OVER THE ELF TEACHER! I KNOW HE'S QUITE INTERESTING BUT- Hello?

Mar-Chu said...

KALLISTA!

*hugs and wont let go*

arwa said...

*stares stubbornly at the ground.*
Alright.

Mar-Chu said...

no.

*pouts*

arwa said...

Kallista, I don't believe we've met. I've always been curious about you getting the first comment page EVERYTIME! how do you do it? I wanna send my word to derek so badly.

arwa said...

Marchu, what is it with you and making peace with me?

arwa said...

ok... what's with the silence?

arwa said...

Oh he better. Since you're so nice, you probably must HATE my evilness. I'm just sayin. Nice people usually throw me a raised eyebrow look and walk away. Which, in a way, is evil if you know what i mean.

arwa said...

Has marchu left? I was actually getting used to his randomness.

arwa said...

I'd love to see you get evil.

arwa said...

People go like "You do not want to see m me get mad " But really, at least it's better than plain boringness,

arwa said...

oh he he- I mean, she? Wow. It just sounds like a guy sort profile name.

Mar-Chu said...

I, am a female~ yes yes~!

arwa said...

do people here usually freak out when they get asked about their age? Or do only the random ones do?

Mar-Chu said...

*glares at arwa*

arwa said...

I'm sorry for all the questions. I've always seen Kalista posting and having conversations and all that, so i was actually pretty surprised when you showed up.

arwa said...

I was born american, but I've got a pakistani background.

Mar-Chu said...

*glares*

arwa said...

Me too. Sometimes anyway. the random ones star giving me a headache. Marnchu is probably glaring daggers at me.

Mar-Chu said...

i am.

Mar-Chu said...

AND MY NAME ISNT 'MARNCHU'!!!!

arwa said...

Yup he is. Are the kids in whatever grade your in mature? Or are they as childish as they were in grade 7?

arwa said...

It was a teensy typo Marchu, relax.

arwa said...

I'm a girl.

arwa said...

If she's silent, it means she's mad?
Sorry Marchu, for whatever I did. personally, I don't really think i did anything.
lol, kidding.

arwa said...

Come on, at least speak up! I don't care if it's something random, and I don't care if you throw adult swearwords at me. (Well, actually I do care)But I don't care if you're angry.

Mar-Chu said...

*hiss*

arwa said...

That counts as something, but barely enough.

Mar-Chu said...

*hisssssssss*

arwa said...

Are you mad because I spelled your name wrong?

arwa said...

I mean really. If Derek Landy can sell his books with typos in them, then why can't I make typos on this mere comment page?

arwa said...

thanks.
Catches cookie and bites into it.

arwa said...

Marchu. Please speack up. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze????

arwa said...

Claps and rolls her eyes.
You're distracting. I have a feeling Marchu's not gonna respond to that.

Mar-Chu said...

oh! i found a typo in dark days yesterday! i will tell master when i actually find it again...

arwa said...

Oh tell me she's not gone. sHE CANT't BE GONE!!!

arwa said...

oh. Nvm lol

arwa said...

You know what I hate about Derek? His unmodestness. It is so annoying.

arwa said...

isn't???????? C'mon, admit it, you agree with me.

arwa said...

hey, what do you think about the jitter girls? Sounds pretty...... girly? It sounds girly and giggly to me. it's how I would describe the girls at my school. Immature, giggly and totally unlikeable, to me anyway.

Mar-Chu said...

*hiss at arwa*

*chomps on woffle*

arwa said...

Compared to all the other villians, scapegrace, the vampires, the unstoppable white cleaver, caelan and etc. it's very..... it sounds like something val and skul wouldn't normally face.

arwa said...

Marchu, since you're so twistedly mad at me, I'm just gonna ignore you for now, however much Kallista would hate that.

arwa said...

I'm bored of talking. I miss marchu's randomness. It makes me laugh.

arwa said...

Marchu, you there? I know I'm supposed to be ignoring you, but I just can't help it. say something random.

Mar-Chu said...

*goes all cat* *stalks over too arwa* *bites her*

arwa said...

Ouch!!!!!
Wait no, I'm used to that. i used to have a cat.
Wiggles out her fingers and sprays a bottle of cold water in the cat's face.

arwa said...

............
Cat?
Cautiiously pets the cat and scratches it behind the ears.

Mar-Chu said...

waitttttttttttt i gotta gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

mir-chu!

mir: yesssss?

mar: *points at arwa* Kill.

mir: *licks lips* *runs towards arwa*

mar: good night~

*walks away faintly hearing arwa screaming in the background*

arwa said...

As much as I hate to say this.... I have to go. Kallista? Marchu? I'd be delighted to meet you at 7:30 tommorow.
*signs off for real this time*

Mar-Chu said...

what time? 7:30 what? what time zone? never mind. good night~

Mar-Chu said...

meow~

:3

Anonymous said...

I love Enya.
She makes such beautiful music.
Thank heavens for YouTube.
I'm currently listening to a playlist with 41 of her songs ;) (:
I think I might change my last name to waterfall or watermark in celtic. Or autumn. Or river. Or some other title of an enya song.
Or Phantasmagoria Jinx. Actually, I really like that one... but IDK... hmmm.

Anonymous said...

DARN IT.
Missed by 20 minutes exactly.
It's like the world's pitted against me >.>

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Isobella. That sounds nice :3 And it's a song title.

Anonymous said...

*-*

Anonymous said...

Darn it. G'night all [:

Katie Louise said...

hey, just come back from school. anyone around?

Katie Louise said...

*gets up off the ground and hugs Kallista*

hey, how are you?

Jaffa Morbid said...

that's ok. i might be a bit slow to reply as well

my day was hovering in between crap and quite good. it depended on the subject

Jaffa Morbid said...

lol, luckily i only have 2 things for homework

you know that like you sent me? i'm creating an avatar for it now on my Ipad

Jaffa Morbid said...

:P

brb. i need the loo! lol

Jaffa Morbid said...

WTH??!! its said i had to be at least13yrs old to join so i changed my age and it's still saying i'm too young!

Jaffa Morbid said...

i put myself as born in 1995!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hi =)

Jaffa Morbid said...

yeah, that's what i'm gonna do :P

Jaffa Morbid said...

hi jasmine

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey jaffa =)

so whats new?

Jaffa Morbid said...

nothing's new really

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*sigh* same here =p

Jaffa Morbid said...

how are you Jasmine?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

im alright..i've got fever =p

how about u Jaffa?

Jaffa Morbid said...

oooh, i hope you feel better soon

i'm ok thanks, i've got school so it hasn't been particuly fantastic

brb

Jasmine Lovelace said...

sure =)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

where did Kallista go?

Jaffa Morbid said...

I'm back :P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

so what happend at skl?

Jaffa Morbid said...

nothing exciting. a had a couple of pretty good subjects today but i also had a few rubbish one

Jasmine Lovelace said...

gusse you have to take the good with the bad =p

Jaffa Morbid said...

lol, yeah. have you been at school?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

nope not yet it's only 10:16 am where i live, and today we have a holiday from skl so yeah..=)

Jaffa Morbid said...

you are really lucky! what time do you have to go to school in the morning?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

umm i wake up at lyk 6 am and leave the house at 7 am(coz my skl is far away and i have to take the bus)

u?

Jaffa Morbid said...

i wake up at 6:30am or 7am then i have to catch the bus at 8am

Jasmine Lovelace said...

oh lucky!
my skl starts at 7:45 =p

Jaffa Morbid said...

my school starts at 9am and finishes at 3:20pm 3 days a week and 4:30pm 2 days a week (cause i have sport) we're s'posed to arrive at 8:50am for roll call but i'm almost always late cause of the bus

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey Jaffa, have you watched this movie called shaun of the dead? it's hillarious!!

Jaffa Morbid said...

i haven't seen shaun of the dead but my mum has it on dvd but she won't let me watch it

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ohh why?
there's nothing bad in it, only flesh eating zombies.

Jaffa Morbid said...

lol, yeah. she told me that i couldn't watch it a few years ago but i might be able to now

Jasmine Lovelace said...

cool =)
r u 13 and above?

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