Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Finally...!

Well okay then.

I am back. I have been astonishingly busy these past few weeks, but it’s nice to see your conversations continuing in the Overflow Blog. You people sure can yap, can’t you?

I finally finished my little tour of fan fiction, and it was a revelation to me. First of all, a quick note about each of the writers I sampled from.

Hellboy-
(
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html
)

I loved the opening. It was a very creative way to approach a story, and really worked. The writing itself was very good, with a terrific flow.


Absolutely BRILLIANT writing, and a very unique approach.  Tells the story of how and why Kenspeckle made the Desolation Engine, and includes lots of foreshadowing of future events. So much fun.

Alex-
(http://alexzz-stories.blogspot.com/2010/09/prologue-d.html)


Really nice writing, and the first story to really make me realize the sense of community that has been built up in fan fiction, where you all use each other’s characters. Absolutely wonderful.

Lenka- (http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/2010/09/apple-bite-part-two.html)


I loved this one. Really nice interactions, great dialogue, funny jokes. Light-hearted comments will always get a thumbs up from me, and they're not easy to do. Well done, Lenka.


Ah, introducing the mysterious, enigmatic figure of Bone, a thirteen year old girl who keeps the Dead Men on their toes. The whole thing just sparkles with cheek and attitude.


Nicolette reinforces the fact that all of your characters share this private little Skulduggery universe that gets added to with every new story. And apart from that, she's a really good writer.

Dragona Pine -(http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/09/fanfiction.html
)

I could say a few things about Dragona’s writing. I could talk about the really funny dialogue, I could talk about Skulduggery’s role in the story, or I could forget all that and focus on the really unique way he’s come up with for killing vampires. Socks. He uses socks. Oddball.

Darkane Claw- 
(http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-for-skulduggery-pleasant.html
)

Darkane’s work is a joy to read. Fantastically funny dialogue, which is a huge requirement for me, and great character interaction. Mightily impressive.

Sarthacus Bolt –(http://tendrilsoffate.blogspot.com/2010/09/fanfiction.html)

There’s a certain skill to writing a great battle scene, but my God, Sarthacus has that skill.


Sometimes, a writer’s enthusiasm just leaps off the page (or, you know, the screen) and that is exactly what’s happened here. Loved it.


Mary’s writing is quite different. Oblique, one might say. There’s a certain dreamlike aspect to it, like a dark fairytale. Really quite beautiful.


Ah, Kallista. What can I say? High quality writing, great pace, fantastic atmosphere. And, in a Twisted Christmas part 3, she even has her main character decide NOT to steal a copy of Skulduggery Pleasant, because Derek Landy “deserved the fruits of his labors”. Couldn't agree more, Kallista!

I could have read on, and I could have read more from each writer, but I just didn’t have the time. I am, as I have said, astonishingly busy, and that’s going to continue for a good while yet.

But this was a wonderful experience for me. I had thought that fan-fiction simply meant taking my characters and putting them in new stories. And absolutely, that’s a big part of it. But what surprised me was the sheer independence on display. In some stories, Skulduggery only had a cameo. In other stories, he didn’t appear. In yet other stories, he wasn’t even MENTIONED.

I think it is incredibly healthy for you, my Minions, to continue doing this. I think everyone should write, even if you think you’re rubbish at it, because I, personally, find writing so fun and so rewarding. The Minions whose work I’ve read have really carved out their own corner of the Skulduggery world, and they’re exploring their own ideas and themes, not merely taking mine and reinterpreting them.

You’re a talented bunch. Your Golden God is proud of you.




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Dragona Pine said...

Brb, then I might have another match on COD... MIGHT.

Lunar Tears said...

g2g

BYE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE LUNAR!

Falcon Rider said...

Hello everyone!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hi falcon

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gah im gonna go computer being stupid look out for part two of my story i might finish it tonight :D







BYE ALL!

Liz said...

Hebrew is a confusing language...

Falcon Rider said...

Hi skulgirl and kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

Back, I'm going to have another few games on COd then I'll come back.

Falcon Rider said...

*high fives back and grins*

Unknown said...

*Black smoke fills the room.... people begin coughing and covering their eyes... No one knows what's going on.... In the time it takes to blink one's eye, the smoke has cleared, and standing in the middle of the room, is THOR, who is happy with himself that he was able to make a cool entrance without making anything explode*

Liz said...

*glomp* HI THOR!

Falcon Rider said...

thor! a great entrance as always.

Unknown said...

Hi Lizzy! How are you on this (at least here in Washington DC) miserable, cold, and wet day?

Cluainn Fhada said...

Is it too selfish to ask that you stop leaving huge random spaces?

It probably is.

I keep thinking my computer is broken...

Should I get a haircut?

Unknown said...

Falcon: Thank you. I'm glad someone appreaciates me as much as i do ;) lol

Kallista: Hi! Watssss upppp?

Liz said...

It is cold, wet and miserable here too :/ but i'm doing good other then that :)

Falcon Rider said...

lol :P

Unknown said...

Lizzy: I am good to. Well sort of... my father dosen't seem to understand that snowdays are generally spent... relaxing. *Sighhhhh*

Liz said...

LOL Kallista!

Falcon Rider said...

i definatley agree with th mohawk idea!

Unknown said...

Kallista: WE like your spaces. DO NOT REMOVE THEM!!

Falcon: What is your profile picture of?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thor!

Falcon Rider said...

its like a girl with an ice dragon flying around her!

Unknown said...

Kallistaaa where r u goinggg??

Dragona: My Brother Arms! Whats upppp?

Falcon: Ooooh. Most epic lol.

Lizzy: Is it snowing wherever it is you are too?

Falcon Rider said...

thanx! :)

Liz said...

no, its not snowing... YET :P

Unknown said...

No problemmmm. Falcon, read my Sherlock Holmes fan fic!

sherlockintime.blogspot.com

It is EPIC!! (in my humble and un-biased opinion)

Dragona Pine said...

Brb signing in on laptop.

Unknown said...

Lizzy: Yet? Well I am home from school today :P

Unknown said...

*Flips Kallista over his shoulder onto the ground, drops down ontop of her, pinning her down* ;)

Liz said...

Hey y'all, i have some story ideas i want to run past you lot and see what you think. it'll take a minute or two to write them out...

Unknown said...

Lizzy: Yes! Tell us, tell us!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

OMG! He read my story!

*has a panic attack* I don't know weather to be happy or ashamed :/ (my first peice ever was bad, like really bad)

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette.


*lifts Kallista up by his neck alone*


Headlocking me doesn't work :P

Unknown said...

Hi Niccolete!

KALLISTA!!! DONT LEAAAAVE USSSSS!

Unknown said...

*Jerks his head sideways so she misses when she tries to bite him, rips off of the tree which tears off his shirt*
Ahhh man... I liked that shirt....
*Realizes he's still not wearing a shirt*
Oh... hehe..... :P

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Heya Thor ! Heya Dragona!

me and my friend are just to cool :D you should of seen us in that cinema O.o

Hmm I have decided to be happy because the golden god read my work and liked it even though if I gp back to it now and read it I cringe at how I though it was good at the time ...

so I'm happy ... very much so :D

Falcon Rider said...

PLZ DONT LEAVE US KALLISTA

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, the National TV Awards starting thing was funny. Dermot O'leary was with Dr. Who going in Eastenders and stuff.

Liz said...

the first story is about a girl called Sargent Kelly. she is a typical hot blond chick and is a trainer in a special forces boot camp. A bomb hits the camp and Kelly's leg is slashed up really bad. Her sister Kathleen and some of the recruits from the boot camp have to get help for Kelly and fast because her leg gets infected and she needs medical help. But enemy soldiers are in the area and Kathleen and her crew need to fight their way out.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy.

Falcon Rider said...

i like it lizzy! its got potential

Unknown said...

Niccolete, 2 questions:
1. Is that you in your profile pic, or some other random person?
2. Remind me again how old u r?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Unknown said...

Lizzy: From the hot-blonde-girl-who-is-in-the-army thing, it sounds a little like Sucker Punch.
You kno that movie? Pretttty cool.
But i like that idea. Sounds interesting...
Whos attacking them?

VannessaTide said...

dear Golden God
is there any way i could send you the 1st draft manuscript of the book i previously mentioned to you? i would very much appreciate the opinion of such a high-ranking literary hero
V.Tide :) xx

Dragona Pine said...

I want to write a story but I know I can't. Everytime I type a word I get lost and don't know what to write... what's happening to me? :(

Unknown said...

*looks around for a new shirt* I dont suppose anyone wants to lend me a t shirt? lol

Dragona Pine said...

*gets a t-shirt out of his draws and hands it to Thor*


I have one, but it might be a bit... big :P

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Kallista.

Unknown said...

Kallllllllista nooooo!!

Dragona: I think maybe il just walk around shirtless for a while. Clothes are over rated lol

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Thor.

Falcon Rider said...

bye kallista

Unknown said...

Hey all, what do u think of me and my friend M*** making a Parkour Tag video for Youtube?

Dragona Pine said...

Oh dear.


*has no t-shirts*


Ah well...


*walks around shirtless*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes Thor that is me in my profile picture and I'm 13 :)

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know what a Parkour Tag is Thor.

Liz said...

The next story is about a guy called Jayson. His sister dies from cancer and one day when he's visiting her grave he spots someone trying to dig her coffin up. He trys to stop them, but the are inhumanly strong and they bust him up really badly. Here enters Tomboy, a perky redheaded girl with odd eyes, Tomboy beats up the grave robbers (they are called Cogs) and helps Jayson to her car (its a purple VW bug) she takes Jayson to a old high school and he gets fixed up form his beating from the cogs. At the school it is revealed that Tomboy is a cyborg and that she has been downloading the personality's of people into robots and has "downloaded" Jayson's sister (Lilly) into a robot. Jayson freaks and hightails it, but comes back to find that the cogs have raided the school and have captured Tomboy and Lily-bot. He goes and find them and there is and dramatic battle and a happy ending (i haven't really worked this part out yet...)

Unknown said...

Good job Dragona! We are brothers in arms, epicness, and shirtless-ness! lol

Liz said...

LOL thor

Unknown said...

Niccolete: Ohhhhh i see. ha. im 14 :P lol
You look very diferent from the way i invisioned you.

Dragona Pine said...

Wow... nice idea Lizzy, I think there would be more potential in the soldier one, but that is an AMAZING idea. You have got to make the VW Beetle the old ones, like Herbie. Because Herbie is AWESOME!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Well thats me ^.^

*sticks out her tounge and does the peace sign* Identical see

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Thor.

Unknown said...

Lizzy: I like both story ideas, but i liked the first one more. (and in case you are about to make a joke about my general outlook on life, i did not like the first one more just because the main character is a hot blonde chick. maybe... :P)
I dont suppose the enemy soldiers could be... Giant Zombie Cyborg Samuries? sigh... i thought not :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Nicolette.

Liz said...

I'm glad you like it Dragona :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Story ideas wow there awesome Lizzy!

I don't think I could think up a story idea if my life depended on it

*starts to think up story ideas incase her life depends on it one day*

Unknown said...

Woaaw... coolness lol.
Niccolete, have u read my Sherlock Holmes fanfic yet?

Falcon Rider said...

I have to say i like the second one best!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Thor. If you want a story about war then look at The Life Of A Soldier On The Battlefront on my blog :P

Liz said...

hmmmm, Thor, I think i'm going to do the one with Jayson first, then the other one

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

No .. I'll read it now

*marches off the wrong way*

Dragona Pine said...

I have lots of ideas in my head but I can't write any more. Like on TLOASOTB I want a battle in the artic, but I can't write it DOWN for some reason. I don't know if it's Flo leaving or what, I just can't seem to write any more.

Unknown said...

Niccolete, the link is sherlockintime.blogspot.com
Enjoy!
Lizzzzzzy no!!!! lol. haha do whatever you want. I will read/enjoy your stories either way.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Oh Thor wheres your blog ?

Unknown said...

just gave u the link, right above that comment.

Unknown said...

Ahhh... Dragona cant write because his love is gone?

Ok, Dragona, heres what u do. Your right something REALLY SUPER EPIC and then dedicate it to her! :)

Falcon Rider said...

that sounds like a good plan!

Dragona Pine said...

Shut up Thor :P I would write something, but I can't now. I've lost my will to write and pretty much everything really. I honestly have the ideas, but every time I try to write something I feel lost.

Liz said...

I got to go for a bit, need to go get wood for our woodstove

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Lizzy.

Unknown said...

Lizzzzy. Come back soon!

Tori said...

hi you guys
so guess what
the books i ordered got lost in the mail >:O ANGER AND RAGE!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I Tori, I hope they come soon :o

Falcon Rider said...

hi tori!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fed up of not being able to write stories and everything.

Dragona Pine said...

Hellooo? Anyone on?

Unknown said...

Sorry all, i must depart. bye!

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, bye Thor.

Tori said...

don't worry i'm still here...in fact, i just got on

Falcon Rider said...

im sure you will be able to write soon

Dragona Pine said...

I hope I'm able to write soon but I doubt I will be able to.

Tori said...

don't worry i don't write either
i just babble on about my life and hope that somebody will care

Wonka said...

Couldn't agree more, Derek-

Dragon Boy IS and oddball!

Dragona Pine said...

I write, I write lots of stories but now I can't. Every time I try and write I feel lost, I have the ideas but... I don't know, it's hard to explain.

Liz said...

i'll be back in a little bit y'all, my brother wants to work on something on the computer so because i am an awesome big sister i am letting him on :) see y'all in a bit

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lizzy.

Wonka said...

oh my God, why is it, almost EVERY time I comment on here, YOU GUYS ARE HERE ALSO?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Wonka, I haven't seen you in AGES. And a sock is an effective weapon :)

Falcon Rider said...

hey wonka!

Wonka said...

yes... I have been busy... with school, and beating people up...

but for God's sake, WHY SOCKS?

Wonka said...

hey Falcon.

Did you know that netball is a really pointless sport? I HATE netball, I like hockey and basketball.

Dragona Pine said...

Because I was in a socky kind of mood. And Derek said my name! He read my story and said my name! Best day of my life XD

Dragona Pine said...

Basketball is AMAZING, Slamdunks all the way!

Falcon Rider said...

we dont play netball we play hockey football and vollley ball

Wonka said...

good to know I'm not the only one who get's excited about that!

Do you get a really cool squirmy happy feeling in your tummy when that happens?

Dragona Pine said...

FOOTBALL IS AMAZING! PE IS AMAZING IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!

Wonka said...

PE is amazing, unless you have to do netball in shorts in -1 degree weather

Dragona Pine said...

No, I'm in a hyper jump out of a window kind of mood, but that's just me.

Dragona Pine said...

PE IS amazing, in every single and awesome way!

Wonka said...

lucky Falcon, netball SUCKS.

apart from when you're left to warm up- me and my friends play tag!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

aww Thor isn't here anymore :/

Can someone tell Thor next time they see him that I think his stories are hilarious and brilliant

Dragona Pine said...

Indeed I can Nicolette.

Wonka said...

Dragona- you're a BOY, you dont do netball, which is TERRIBLE.

I've been thirteen for six days!!! YEEEEYYYY!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thanks Dragona :D

So what did I miss whilst I was reading?

Dragona Pine said...

Well happy birthday for six days ago Wonka :)

Wonka said...

you missed a conversation about netball.

Dragona Pine said...

Um, you missed me complaining about how I can't write any more but apart from that, not much.

Wonka said...

aaand... Dragon Boy going on about socks...

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, please may you stop calling me Dragon Boy? I'm DRAGONA.

Wonka said...

oh, thank you Dragona :)

but i was enjoying being twelve, even though I'm allowed a Deviant Art now.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I Like netball but everytime I play it I end up breaking my fingers :/

Wonka said...

and no, I will NOT stop calling you Dragon Boy, it has stuck. BLAME MY HANDS! THEY HAVE A MIND OF THIER OWN! LOOK- HGFUHWFOHodvashg0[asojgao9wge] #gv#F
=F9 Dragon BOY uirgr aeiga]e-rgo
SGV

SEE???

Dragona Pine said...

Poor you Nicolette :/

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, stop calling me it please.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I still haven't came up with a story idea .. as long as burgerlars dont break in right now and freaten to kill me if I dont give them a story Idea I'll be fine

Wonka said...

netball is BAD because there are too many RULES. i hate rules. Basketball has an alright amount, and so does hockey.

Basically, dont hack anyone, or contact.

BUT, the moron who invented netball said 'oooh no- they can't go there, they can't do this and that person can't do much apart from stand by the goal.'

stupid netball inventing moron....

Wonka said...

NO- blame it on my HANDS.

Dragona Pine said...

I will ask again Wonka, please stop calling me it, or I'll chop your hands off.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Wonka? You tried to burn me alive in a chicken farm didn't you?

Dragona Pine said...

*hands Nicolette an automatic shotgun*

Wonka said...

you can try, but during my absence I have become all buff for a thirteen year old, AND i could probably knock you out now.


...


Dragon Boy...

*calls teleporter boyfriend who whisks me away from Dragon Boy*

Wonka said...

@Nicolette,

I believe I did, yes. Buuuut... I eas a crazy twelve year old then, so, again, blame my hands.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*smiles at the shotgun*

Your trusting me with a gun? me?

*smiles evily at Wonka before diving into the shadows*

*creeps out behind Wonka and loads shotgun*

You know shotguns do a hell of a lot of damage at close range >:D

*pulls triger*

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, you wouldn't be able to knock me out, in real life or on here. I knocked out a pro-boxer in year 11 with one punch. And teleporting won't do anything.


*uses magic yorkshire pudding and teleports to where Wonka is*

Wonka said...

eas= was,

just so you know.

Wonka said...

dang, guess you're right.

I mean, my insides have just exploded exerywhere, thanks to Nikki....

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, and when a bullet fires 8 bullets per trigger pull and doesn't have to reload for 10 shots, so it can practically fire 80 bullets continously it does even more damage.

Wonka said...

DONT TELL HER THAT!

ooh, a lung!

*pokeypokeypoke*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm not called Nikki

*frowns*

*glomps Wonka over the head with the barrel of the gun*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Wonka... your insides have EXPLODED?

Wonka said...

oh! yey- brains!

*pokeypokeypoke*

Dragona Pine said...

Um Nicolette...



*hands her an AK-47*


This can completely rip off limbs... I think you may find it useful.

Dragona Pine said...

And btw Nicolette, do you want me to make Wonka a pile of dust on the floor? Lol.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*stares in awe as Dragona hands her the gun*

are you hiding any sub machine guns anywhere?

Wonka said...

you know, this is pretty interesting. a LOT more educational than a load of pig's innards on a table (that I WILL poke).

Wonka said...

DRAGONA! WE SIGNED A TREATY YOU *******!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes make her dust :D

*grabs popcorn so she can watch*

Dragona Pine said...

Aye, what do you want? MP5A3? UMP45? They don't do as much damage as assault rifles, but they have good range, power and a high rate of fire.

Wonka said...

*continues poking lungs*

my heart is pumping still! I is ALIVE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, this doesn't affect the treaty. I'm helping out a friend and getting revenge for being called dragon boy, I'll disintergrate your hands if you prefer...

Wonka said...

STOP GIVING OUT GUNS AS IF THEY ARE SWEETS YOU DON'T LIKE!!

next thing you know, it'll be drugs...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hmm Decisions decisions I'll take the MP5A3 .. thats the model they use on Mass Effect 2 .. well for vanguards anyway

Wonka said...

oh, you can disintergrate my hands, I dont care.

Dragona Pine said...

MP5A3 is the Sigmus 9 as well... nice choice Nicolette!


And once I've disintergrated your hands, you'll stop calling me dragon boy?

Lunar Tears said...

WHY IS IT, THAT WHEN THOR IS ON, I AM NEVER HERE?

Wonka said...

maaaybe...

and, if you disintergrate my hands, in turn i can be evil to you...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lunar.



*hands her an assault rifle*

Wonka said...

hello Lunar. those two are discussing the best ways to kill me.

Lunar Tears said...

Why have I been handed an assault rifle?

*suddenly aims it at The Queen of Doom and All Things Evil*

Can I shoot her, please?

flaring rhythm said...

DEREK!

Hello! :D How's life? You've been neglecting your wee Bebo, so I've resorted to coming on here and hopefully being able to get a word (and hopefully a response) in sideways, amongst all these comments XD
I had a dream about book 6 last night...I was in Waterstones and the new book was red and it was called "Secrets unleashed" (I think it has something to do with me watching Scooby Doo, "Monsters Unleashed" that night...) And I started reading it and it turned out Solomon was Skulduggery and then you burst into Waterstones and you snatch all the new copies off the shelves and you took mine and you're like "NO! I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO READ IT!" and you're all frantic and people are trying to tell you that you WROTE the book, so you HAVE read it anyway and you get really angry and say it was all Skulduggery's fault for wanting a cape...It was a VERY weird dream....

And my God, I loved it.

ANYWAY!

Please spare a thought for your Bebo, on which I have been faithfully posting, and because you haven't been on Bebo (*shakes head*) I shall say it here!:
Hope you had an awesome Christmas and New year, and you are still and always will be my favourite author of all time ever and a huge inspiration to me and and and you are definately the awesome-ness Golden God and when the books have finished, after my years of deep depression over the end of an awesome series and muttering nothing but Skulduggery quotes I shall force my children to read them and my children's children and my children's children's children and my children's children's children's children and I'd continue but I've been typing the word "children" so much it doesn't look like a word anymore... Ahem. So, yeah, you are my absolute favourite author and thank you for being so lovely and brilliant and writing such an awesome series and thank you for being so absolutely lovely to me and putting me in the books and EVERYTHANG :D

Ahem. Dear God, I got all heart felt, there...

So yeah! Rant of insanity OVER....

I'm going to pretend I'm revising...

From the one who requires a shrubbery,
Flaring *cough*Mrs Shields*cough* Rhythm
xxxxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxand-some-more-eternal-love-and-Skulduggery's-underwear-xoxoxoxoxo

Wonka said...

as you can see by the gun you have just been handed.

ahh... what the hell, im bored of poing my lungs.

*sew myself back together again!*

Dragona Pine said...

Of course Wonka. You can be evil to me once I've disintergrated your hands and you've stopped calling me dragon boy. Although actually calling me that IS evil so you've already had your go, sorry :P

*smiles*








*uses magic yorkshire pudding to disintergrate Wonka's hands*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

You have a M-12 Locus?

Wonka said...

oh my God Flaring, what have you been sniffing?

Dragona Pine said...

Of course Nicolette.


*hands her an M-12 Locus*

Lunar Tears said...

It's funny... I was talking to a friend about the best ways to commit suicide or kill someone (not serious, though). I thought someone should be chained to a shopping trolley, and the trolley gets pushed off a cliff. She didn't.

Wonka said...

bloody gun- dealer....

have you forgotten where you put the crack- cocaine?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

Well, no one has objected, so...

*shoots the Queen of Doom and All Things Evil*

Dragona Pine said...

I do not have any crack cocaine Wonka, I don't even know what it is! I give people guns for good reasons.

Wonka said...

what- killing me even though I always survive?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm evil Lunar, but of course if you shoot me the bullets will come right back at you, then once you've died you will come back alive again.

Wonka said...

*frowns*

how the HELL could a Little Miss Sunshine look like a fish wieght lifting??

Dragona Pine said...

You don't survive Wonka, you're now dead. You talking but you are infact dead.

Lunar Tears said...

Why would I want to shoot you, Dragona?

Wonka said...

I think I'll invent a new Mr Men character-

Little Miss Emo...
or maybe Little Miss Maim
or how about Little Miss Torture?

Lunar Tears said...

How come WONKA'S dead?

And I'M not?

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know Lunar, but you said all things evil. And I'm evil.



Wonka, it just DID, I didn't know who little miss sunshine is (I still don't :S) but for me it did look like a fish weightlifting.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes niice Locus ... these are all the weapons I have on mass effect two but I also have a grenade launcher a shotgun and an assalt riffle

Wonka said...

wait- Dragona- you think I'm dead?

*kicks him in the gut and gets him in an arm lock*

does THIS look like dead to you?

Dragona Pine said...

Because Wonka got shot, several times. And then she got her hands disintergrated. You haven't been shot Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

I made up-

Little Miss Chevious

Lunar Tears said...

I shot the QUEEN of all things evil.

Wonka said...

i think ive been a bit more than shot.

lets see....

blown up, left to a pack of hungry dingoes, pulled apart, shot, blown up, disintergrated, put in a parallel universe...

any more that ive missed, Dragon Boy- oops, my feet mean, Dragona?

Dragona Pine said...

*Wonka's kick hits the shield and she goes flying across the room, being impaled on Dragona's sword*


Yes... it does look like you're dead.




*Dragona steps over Wonka's body*

Lunar Tears said...

KALLISTA! HI!!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista.

Wonka said...

what! where did my comment go???

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Heya Kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, lets stop fighting. I'm not in the mood for it. If you don't annoy me, I won't disintergrate you or kill you in any way... do you agree?

Wonka said...

KK!! were all here!!!

and YES, I AM STILL ALIVE, KNOBHEAD.

Lunar Tears said...

*stifles a laugh*

*thinks about chickens instead*

Wonka said...

oh, yeah, sure I agree.

*pulls sword from back*

hey- I like this. shall keep.

TIS MINE!!! RAAAA!!

*runs away manically*

Dragona Pine said...

I hate you Wonka. I'm never talking to you.


*disintergrates her completely*







Any time you're on now, I'll just go off. I completely hate you, you're the most annoying person I've ever met. And btw, I'll ban you from the overflow :)


I g2g now... night all...



*hugs Flo*



Night...

Lunar Tears said...

Night, Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

And I refuse them piece terms Wonka since you just called my a knobhead, I wanted peace but you ruined it. I hate you.


And now I have to go...


*hugs Flo*


Night...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye Dragona I'll see you at 7am if your on :)

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