Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Birthday Girl

You know what today is?

Today is Laura's birthday. She's 23. And how is she spending her special day?

Studying for college exams.

Laura hates studying, she LOATHES studying, and earlier on she apologised to me for being in a grumpy mood. But the fact is, she should be celebrating today- instead, she's feeling miserable. How can you make her feel better?

I think that a few birthday wishes from my loyal Minions may just raise a smile on her face...

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Geckogirl said...

OMG! I'm one of the fist to comment...i hope :S

by the time im finished ill probs be last!

first, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!!
second, Hey Derek! hope u enjoyed the fan-fics although i doubt u read mine *sniffles* then again you have a very busy life and i respect that ;)


hi everyone!

Geckogirl said...

OMG! I ACTUALLY GOT THE FIRST COMMENT! DEREK MIGHT ACTUALLY READ IT!

HI DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, HAVE U EVER SEEN THE BBC SERIES SHERLOCK? I RECCOMEND IT A LOT!
IT IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS SKULDUGGERY,
PERHAPS AS GOOD *GASPS*

Geckogirl said...

its so sad that laura has to study on her birthday, :( but im sure she'll do great on her exams :D

Geckogirl said...

wow....i actually got the first comment.....out of over 400 minions....


i feel so darn special :D

Geckogirl said...

wow...where is everyone....?

have i missed the zombie appocolypse and no one told me?

there could be zombies roaming the streets and NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME!


*sulks*

Icrex said...

Happy Birthday, Laura! Yesterday was my birthday and I also was studying for an exam and doing a project, to relax you have to take a drinking chocolate and try to think that you're going to pass. I know that it's difficult, but it's your birthday.
And when you finish the exams go with Derek and your friends to some special place. :)

VannessaTide said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH FABULOUS LAURA!!!
may some new found inspiration strike out Golden God on how to cheer you up, im sure it will as he is amazingly brilliant, hence he is, our Golden God ;) lol

dragon11166045 said...

Happy birthday Laura

And by the way Derek I love the books! :)

June Clarence said...

Hey Laura! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Always remember:
Someone who learns a lot, knows a lot. Someone who knows a lot, forgets a lot. And someone who forgets a lot knows nothing!

Lunar Tears said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!!!

I'm sorry you have to study on your birthday!

YOU SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THRICE!

:D

*hands Laura a birthday present*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lunar Tears said...

FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, SHE'S 23 TODAY! HOORAY!

Lunar Tears said...

That IS a public domain birthday song, right?

And I won't get sued?

Because a lot of people get sued when they sing the wrong birthday song...

Lunar Tears said...

And, can I ask, what is college like?

Apart from studying on your birthday...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

Dragona Pine said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!

Dragona Pine said...

And Thrice!

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Dragona.

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Thrice...

Lunar Tears said...

Tell me how...
I lost my power...
Oh...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thrice.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey, where is everyone?

Lunar Tears said...

Do Do Doo

Lunar Tears said...

Got up on the wrong side of life today,
Crash the car,
and I'm going to be really late...

Dragona Pine said...

I might go on my PS3, I'll still comment though.

Lunar Tears said...

Llama!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista, where are you going to be on for 20 more mins?

Lunar Tears said...

I'VE JUST REALISED!

23!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dragona Pine said...

Will you be back by 8:20? Because I'll be a loner at that time :(

Lunar Tears said...

Hi, Kallista!

Lunar Tears said...

YEY!

THE MUSIC VIDEO WITH THE WALKING MILK CARTON!!

Dragona Pine said...

GTA IV is quite good.

Lunar Tears said...

My Dad's going to be annoyed...

Lunar Tears said...

You still live on in my farmer's eyes...

Lunar Tears said...

On a road that leads me straight, to who knows where...

Lunar Tears said...

Michael?

Liz said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!

Liz said...

hello everyone

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!

Liz said...

Hello Lunarrrrrrrrrrrr! :)

Spikings said...

Laura. Wow. Like, Happy Birthday. Me being a girl who loves Valkyrie and everything about her, I consequently think you're the big cheese too. :) While it probably won't help, I'll tell you I'm studying for an exam tomorrow as well, and it's GOD AWFUL to do. Really, I'd rather be bookworming or something. But like my mum always tells me, "means to an end". Doesn't help much, but mum's have to be right.

Have a good evening, treat yourself to something junky and unhealthy and have a rave in your room or similar. Because 23 is the MAGIC number. :)

Lunar Tears said...

Um...

Have you heard Jenny Don't Be Hasty by Paolo Nutini?

It goes, "You said you'd marry me, if I was 23"

I just think it's random. :)

Lunar Tears said...

You're losing your mind?

THEN HURRY UP AND FIND IT!

...

Liz said...

i was just out shoveling the walk for 2 hours!!!! i hate snow!!!

Lunar Tears said...

.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

Lunar Tears said...

You have snow?

I just have a mountain of ice that refuses to melt with another mountain of grit on top of it.

Liz said...

yeah, we have snow *glares at F***ing two foot high show piles*

Liz said...

DRAGONA!! *glomp*

Liz said...

brb, lunch

Liz said...

still got a few minutes actually

Liz said...

LOL, Hey Kallista!

Liz said...

*eats baloney*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm on GTA IV.

Liz said...

No, really? i never would have guessed that you lost your mind :P

Lunar Tears said...

HeHe

Dragona Pine said...

Why do you glomp every time you see me Lizzy?

Liz said...

because i'm glad to see you

Tori said...

I'm always the last to see a new blog posting *sad
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!! :D
i know a way for you to feel better
DRINK A MILKSHAKE!!! they are deliciousness
but if you are lactose intolerant (which is not very fun) you should go see a very awesome movie at a nearby movie theater
if there is nothing out right now that you want to see, then you should eat some waffles (made with soy milk or something :P) they are fluffy clouds of awesomeness

as for everyone else on the blog....hi :D

Rachel McCoach said...

Happy b-day Laura :) hope its a good un, and no too bad with ur exams.

just eat lots or cake and open prezzies and be the happy person Derek tells us u are :)

Tori said...

BE HAPPY!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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From on of Derek's very loyal minion Skulgirl13

I hope you have a great one!!!!


Birthday's only come once a year, sure they're fun but the real adventure is what happens every day! Enjoy each day as if it were your last!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Tori said...

@skulgirl
they may only come once a year but i make sure mine lasts for at least a week :P
a celebration on every day

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for a min...

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, and...

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS, LAURA!!

Tori said...

i am wise
but now i'm sad that i didn't get a hug :'(

Liz said...

what!?!

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Lunar Tears said...

how?

Liz said...

brb

Tori said...

darn, i thought it had to do with an actual form of weapon. but the same thing happened to me the other day if you want to hear that amazingly funny story

Dragona Pine said...

I've turned my PS3 off now.

Dragona Pine said...

Please try and be on by 8:20 Kallista :)

Dragona Pine said...

Don't tell me you've abandoned me.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hey dragona

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hi kallista

Tori said...

so my family and i were at the dinner table one day eating some cake (because we do that for no reason) and my sister looked over at me at said "i'm giving you my death glare" (she was trying to stop me from saying some dirty comment that i have forgotten. and as i tried to reply i started to laugh and cough at the same time, thus choking on the cake in my mouth. so i'm sitting there dying on the table with my family laughing at me and my dad going "don't worry tori, i know cpr" a moment later "ok i don't know it that well. BREATHE TORI BREATHE!!" a few minutes go by and i'm finally able to breathe and wipe the tears from my eyes and the laughter sudden;y comes to a halt until i turn to my sister and i say "what were we just talking about, i forgot" thus starting the laughter all over again. for the rest of the night, i couldn't take one night of cake without my family claiming that i was going to die of cake :P

Dragona Pine said...

KALLISTA I NEVER READ THEM! I WASN'T IGNORING YOU! I was on my ps3, if I'd have known I never would have left!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*walks slowly towards the shadows seeing that there will soon be daggars and doesn't wan to get in the middle of it*

Dragona Pine said...

There will be no daggers from this side Skulgirl.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE KALLISTA!!!!!!!!!

Tori said...

bye kallista

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh ok good for some reason im always the one that gets in the middle of a fight people almost ALWAYS drag me into the argument i hate taking sides

Dragona Pine said...

Another person who hates me now :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and im so COLD!!! its so friken cold here! *mutters something bout stupid snow*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i doubt she hates you dragona! i think she was just being......well......kallista!

Tori said...

i'm eating a cookie NOM! NOM! NOM! :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

see!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yum cookies!

Dragona Pine said...

People never drag me into fights at school... because I'm IN the fight. I don't know why, but loads of people try and beat me up... I always beat them of course, but I think it's a case of "Look at that tall guy, if we beat him up we'll be well legends" but yeh... they just make a fool of themselves.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb, signing in on laptop.

Tori said...

you're a tall person!!!!
you must fall!!!!
*jumps on the back of dragona and starts to NOM NOM NOM on his arm :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow all my friends are taller than me im the short innocent one of the group and trust me that is not helpful for me i HATE being short!!!! and i hate that im too nice! i can't say no!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

? why tori??? why????

Tori said...

short people must join together to take down the tall ones!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

meh i wont do that most of my BEST FRINEDS are taller than me

Tori said...
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Tori said...

darn *goes to corner and starts to Nom! on cookie

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thats what my friend says a lot she says,"no one says yum while eating somethings its more of a nom"

Tori said...

i got it from those facebook pages that have a kid from different ages
give a kid goldfish
7: yay *eats goldfish
13: these are for babies *eats anyway
16: YAY!!! GOLDFISH!!! NOM! NOM! NOM! *pretends to be a shark and eats goldfish

Sabrina said...

Happy Happy Happy BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Um... I don't think ganging up on me would be a good idea... people who do that generally get thrown or knocked out... thrown is the normal one... the last person I knocked out waaassss... a Pro Boxer in year 11.

Lunar Tears said...

ACH~!

STUPID BUBBLE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

EPIC MICKEY!!!

Lunar Tears said...

Bye

Tori said...

.......backs away slowly from dragona

Dragona Pine said...

What about epic micky?

Tori said...

EPIC MICKEY IS AWESOME!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*shrinks back a bit seeing that she is only thirteen and doesnt want to die before she hits sixteen*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thats Anyas picture

Dragona Pine said...

Don't do that Tori... I'm not really that bad :P I'm evil but in a good way :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

tori have you read my fanfic???

Naomi Wiflath said...

Happy birthday, Laura! :)

Dragona Pine said...

Epic Mickey is "have the power of the paintbrush" correct? It's a PAINTBRUSH for gods sake.

Tori said...

.....i forgot you had one...
i read jaffa's and i read some on deviantart (which is awesome)

Tori said...

Dragona: but it is a very awesome and powerful paintbrush and you can paint things...i like paint

Laura Jordan said...

i can sympathise, ive had my a-level exams today and yesterday. biology and psychology! eurgh!!!
Laura, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! if you don't get to have a good time today with all you your revising, then deffinately make sure you go out as soon as you possiby can - and go nuts!!
give yorself a pat on the back for being so good, eat lots of birthday cake and refuse to share it with anyone, and have a really special day :)
Happy Birthday :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

cool



skulgirl13.blogspot.com


working on part two at the moment

Sabrina said...

I finished Mortal Coil! Victory dance! This is for you Laura! *Gives Laura Cake*

Mary Hiashi said...

*Sighs*

Fine...Happy Birthday Laura! I think...That Derek should buy you some really expensive present and then promise to buy you a cool car...Hee hee.

Blessed be,
Mary

Dragona Pine said...

Skulgirl, I'm doing an one of story, well, writing it... if it's not finished by tonight it probably will by... Saturday.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Mary.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

a paint brush is like a story or a poem it lets your imagiation flow with every brush stroke :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MARY!!!!

Tori said...

anya, i must take you down now because i'm very sad because my mail man is an ***hole and he won't bring my books even though i ordered them over a month ago :'(

Dragona Pine said...

But what powers does a PAINTBRUSH posess?

Tori said...

skulgirl...that's a very long chapter.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.....ive read them all and own them all too so if you want anya youll have to go thru me! *draws her broad sword trying to look intimidating*

Sabrina said...

Sorry about that. *Runs away* I actually have to go, so later! Happy B-Day Laura!

Tori said...

Dragona: ANY POWER YOU WANT IT TO!!!!!
you can make things come to life and make things disappear and make everything colorful or black and white

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know but i think its short

Dragona Pine said...

It sounds like... painting... a video game about painting... wth?

Tori said...

my brain is going to start hurting if i read it now and try to contribute to this very awesome conversation so i'll read it later :D

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

a paint brush can be ANYTHING for instance i see a wand not a paint brush and when i paint its a spell *strts giggling at how childish that seems*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok!

Dragona Pine said...

I would have been on earlier tonight, but my neighbour popped in for a cuppa coffee, so we couldn't wash up for a while and then when we did, it was nearly 7 and well... I was late!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol one dodgey paintbrush.

Dragona Pine said...

Neary 8:00... one hour before I have to go to bed.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes it is i had no school today cus of a snow storm have abouut a foot and a half of snow out side and my noes is cold wha† the fudge????

Tori said...

its only 2 in the afternoon over here...no wonder i never get the first comment :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

its around three p.m. here

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skulgirl... here when it was December we had 3 feet of snow :P

Tori said...

lucky skulgirl, it snowed but we only had a 2 hour delay and they added time so we could still take our exams, so it was basically a whole day of school >:l

Dragona Pine said...

I wish it was 3 pm here... then I wouldn't have to go to bed for 6 hours.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well a foot is a lot where i live i live right near the ocean so either it hits or goes out to sea

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i hope i dont get school tomorrow cus then i would have a six day week end but i think its just gonna be a delay

Dragona Pine said...

We get to watch Romeo and Juliet in english but a modern version, instead of daggers they use guns and stuff which is funny... they still speak in an old way but at least we don't have to do much work.

Tori said...

it didn't snow nearly as much as it did over where you are
we only got like 1 or 2 inches, just enough for me to fall on my butt going down my driveway this morning to go to school

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sooo like a scifye version???

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skulgirl, good luck in getting another snowday :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

meh it could happen the school system is strickt bout that stuf but i think we might get a delay

Dragona Pine said...

No, it's set in somewhere which looks like California, although it was set in italy apparantly :S there's two families who hate eachother and start trying to gun eachother down in the middle of a petrol station. Leonardo Di-Caprio is in it as one of the boys from one of the families who doesn't like violence, Romeo :S and then I'm not sure about the other people but the petrol station caught fire. All it is, is fighting to be honest.

Tori said...

oh, i watched that modern version...it didn't make much sense
we had started to watch it in class but we never finished it so i borrowed it from my teacher and watched it over the weekend once....when i returned she asked if i liked it, i was like "what the hell did i just watch?" (i didn't exactly say that to her but i was thinking it really hard)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SOUNDS LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

woops sorry i pressd caps lock

Dragona Pine said...

But you can't beat a good old shoot out in a petrol station on a film :P

Tori said...

...skulgirl...it was romeo and juliet...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i hate watching classics they are sooo predictable!

Dragona Pine said...

It IS Romeo and Juliet Skulgirl, I said before that we got to watch the modern vesion of it in english!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...........................

Tori said...

i like the classics, i just didn't understand this remake
in modern times with that old english, it was like i was watching a film in spanish

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

half of the things i say never make sense to any one but me it always sound good in my mind but then when it comes out of my mouth or in typing it comes out.....strange

Dragona Pine said...

I agree Tori, there's all these bad@$$'s who speak like old ways like:


Thou shall not break thy kin.



(I made that up)

Dragona Pine said...

Ooh... Indiana Jones... DAMN IT! It's nearly Saturday! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!



I have to watch Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones! HELP ME! :(

Tori said...

but the ballroom scene in it was really good, (when they first met)
i was all like AAAAAWWWWWW :P

Dragona Pine said...

I haven't watched that bit yet... I don't like love films because I HATE THEM! But I've only watched up to when that crazy woman is running around the house shouting Juliet and then she looks like an Egyptian!

Dragona Pine said...

Indiana Jones Temple of Doom.



Do you know Indiana Jones' real name (in the film, not the actor) is Henry Jones Jr?

And that Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) also played Han Solo in Star Wars?

Tori said...

oh, i laughed at that scene....i think that explains why juliet was sticking her head in a tub of water, she was trying to drown herself in order to get away from the crazy woman...if you haven't seen that part just wwait and you'll see it

oh, and look out for before the ball room scene... romeo and mercutio and his friends are jacked up on drugs and it is hilarious

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gah my brother is giving me random updates onn his james bond game

Dragona Pine said...

I've seen the bit with the water. Doesn't Romeo kill someone because they killed his friend?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i love chewbaka

Dragona Pine said...

Skulgirl, you mean:





*makes gun shape with hands and spins across a corner with James Bond theme going in the background*









GoldenEye.















*comes behind Skulgirl with the gun shape, points it at her head*



Pew :P

Dragona Pine said...

Chewbacca is just amazing :P but I like R2-D2 or Darth Maul... they are two of the best characters :P

Tori said...

yeah, dragona, but i think that's way later when the capulets (i can't remember their names) come and try to pick a fight with romeo

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... I don't get the film but it's funny because of the fighting.

Dragona Pine said...

Why are there these random asian dudes shooting and trying to poison Indiana Jones?

Tori said...

i watched the original where its placed in the time it should be where old english actually makes sense and the person that was cast as romeo looks just like zac efron :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i am mad at Anakin he was such a good Jedi *grumbles curses at lord sidius

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skulgirl, I think he did better as a Sith.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NO! NO HE DID NOT!!! Anakin was my second favorite jedi! *first was Obi-Wan but thats a whol enother story* and he shouldnt have turned to the dark side its not fair!

Dragona Pine said...

But he does become good at the end of Return Of The Jedi, he saves Luke from Darth Sidius which is quite good... but he killed himself in the process.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes exactly if he stayed a Jedi he would have died fighting bad not dying from BECOMING good! it would have been a real heros death

Tori said...

how did this conversation that started out with a person's birthday turn into a star wars debate

Dragona Pine said...

My favourite Jedi... Hmm... probably... none of them. I prefer the evil dudes, Darth Maul is the best. Although he gets chopped in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi at the end of Episode I.

Dragona Pine said...

I have no idea Tori.




Brb for a few mins.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i like it when they slice Count Dukus head off

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i dont know tori but funny thing is my brother is wearing a Darth Maul t-shirt

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...hello??

Dragona Pine said...

General Grevious was amazing as well.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

awesome! with his four light sabers a stuff

Dragona Pine said...

Yup... shame he got killed in Episode II by Obi-Wan.

Dragona Pine said...

Or was it Episode III?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah i know wish we could of seen more action with him

Dragona Pine said...

Wait... Episode II is the attack of the clones... so it's about them people in blue helmets... is that the one where they kill all the guys with glowsticks? Or is that Episode III? I think it might be episode III...

Dragona Pine said...

And would you believe I haven't watched Star Wars in...



*counts fingers*



7 years?



I've played Star Wars Battlefront and that's all I've had to do with Star Wars for 7 years.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i own all six of the movies i could check...just gotta find them first

Dragona Pine said...

But Droidekas were cool as well.

Dragona Pine said...

No, you don't have to check.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh! dragona look up Moosebutter Star Wars its a song and its sooo funny!

Dragona Pine said...

On this laptop it can't do music... speakers or whatever are bust.

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