You know what today is?
Today is Laura's birthday. She's 23. And how is she spending her special day?
Studying for college exams.
Laura hates studying, she LOATHES studying, and earlier on she apologised to me for being in a grumpy mood. But the fact is, she should be celebrating today- instead, she's feeling miserable. How can you make her feel better?
I think that a few birthday wishes from my loyal Minions may just raise a smile on her face...
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*turtle pops out of his ear*
So I wasn't joking...
*feeds the turtle lettuce*
esio trot
Urrrrrr... can we start speaking english again? I shall take no part in conversation I do not understand.
Lunar, I don't even want to imagine what that was meant to mean. ^^
I just said:
My banana is growing an orange out of the side of its mouth
Aquila, do you think we're stupid? Like speaking your language in a weird way?
I don't mind speaking English (obviously ^^).
???
Random Lunar.
Lol Aquila.
No, since I don't expect you to speak my language. But reading those Google-translations is torture. :P
Did Random die....? Oh, no, of course not....
If you ever want to talk to a German: don't use Google- translations. ^^
*remembers what her German teacher said about translators being rubbish*
Oh...
Hallo. Mein Name ist Dragona und ich esse Käse zum Frühstück, dass, und ich bin böse. Ich weiß nicht wirklich essen Käse zum Frühstück, ich war einfach zu zufällig. Können wir aufhören zu sprechen deutsch jetzt? Sorry für Aquila machen Sie mehr lesen Google Translations. Bitte beenden Sie Deutsch sprechen.
Ich mag Mathe night weil ist langweilig
Did that make any sense?
NO! Nicht, not night.
Oops... it was supposed to say evil, not angry :S
I don't talk German, and altough you used a translator, you're not talking German either. ^^
What am I speaking?
Bravo Kallista.
*claps*
AWWWW!
@ Lunar: It did, altough you missed words and the grammar needs to advance.
LUNAR STOP USING MY Hmm...!
*shakes the soul catcher making Lunar give up*
Well done, Kallista!
Hmm...
OK, Aquila
Oh. new page.
*gives Kallista the your-the-first cake*
I think I'm staying up until 9:30 now... please don't leave me again :(
LUNAR STOP IT!
I won't leave you, I promised myself to stay really long today.
Hmm...
What was that, Dragona?
You leave me, I can't have a day without being left alone. You all owe me. Then afterall that you steal my Hmm...? THANKS Lunar :(
1, 2, 3!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bye... Lunar's fault... you leave me all the time anyway so now you can use Hmm..., change your name and do what ever you like now... bye!
AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME...
HALF THE PAGE IS MINE!
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Dragona, your pretty easy to shoo away... :-/
Awwww, come on, Dragona, I was only teasing, I'll never say hmm agaiin if you stay!
agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Thanks Lunar. Sorry, but you leave me all the time, I want to leave because of it, when your on, you annoy me, I just can't win :(
Aquila, I'm on the verge of leaving anyway, normally I wouldn't be so easy to get rid of.
Don't tell me you've left me again :(
I annoy everyone...
And when I TRY not to, I annoy them more...
So, in some ways, I can't win...
And when I try to be nice, the people at my school just through it in my face and make me chew on it.
As I said: I won't leave you.
CHEW CHEW CHEW
I'll be depressed if I find out it's my fault someone left... Or I'll cry... I cry all the time... That's why I chose 'Tears'...
Sigh.
You're generally not an annoying person Lunar, but stealing and using my Hmm... was too far. All I want is for people to not leave me and for they to be kind. I haven't had a day in like a month without being left alone and at the minuite I get into some argument or other every time I come on.
THE LIST
I'm kinda glad I'm no teenager anymore.
Good thinking, Kallista
*shoots the tangerines*
*protects the tangerines, they can't be shot*
*Dragona waves his hand and the protection has gone*
Magic yorkshire pudding... gotta love it :P
*all the tangerines die*
*for every tangerine that gets shot, two more come in*
*or dies*
And do you know what's the trick of doing that?
*puts hand on the floor and it kills every tangerine who enters the building instantly*
*waves hand and all the clones and the real Kallista move to both sides, clearing a space to the exit for Dragona*
And can you please stop trying to stop me from leaving? If you had noticed, I'm still here... teasing I don't mind, I just don't want to be annoyed or left. I shall inform you when teasing goes too far.
And now have you left me again?
Sha La La
LAAAAAAAAAAA
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to bring Kallista back to zombie life*
*disintergrates the clones*
I said punishment from YOU, these may look like you, speak like you and act like you, but they're not you.
Anyone?
You gotta love the haters
I like saying that... It's ironic... And random...
And what is that supposed to mean Lunar?
No, no, no
Hmm...
Where has everyone gone?
Well, without the haters, how would you know what happiness was? You wouldn't be happy, because you wouldn't know the opposite...
Nowhere.
But the haters would never know happiness...
Kallista will be around... Doing her big gap comments to try and stop you from leaving... Or typing a long speech...
And Aquila will probably be back shortly
*starts digging a grave for the clones*
Kallista, they tried to kiss me... I did say YOU... no one else. Their own fault.
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to bring the clones back to life*
If they try to kiss me or get in my way again, they'll end up a pile of dust on the floor.
And there she is.
And with these fine people, I will leave you, because I'm being dragged (literally) to bed.
Night, all.
Bye Lunar.
*looks at now useless grave and sighs*
Kallista, why do you say me and Thor are Alpha Males... and where does Donkey come into this? He said it was rubbish :S
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to return Kallista's arm to normal*
Hmm...
Anyone?
Anyone what?
Anyone ON.
No, I'm off. ;P
Donkey isn't as great as me and Thor (no offense, I'm just saying) he doesn't really possess any powers and doesn't really have leadership abilities so he cannot be an Alpha :P
And yes I'm strong, overly so, but not smart, I'm an awkward prat. Then leadership abilites I don't understand either but if you say I have them... then...
*salutes*
I didn't know Kallista, sorry Donkey if I've been a bit... harsh... I was just showing my oppinion.
*jumps off a building*
*opens parachute*
*lends Kallista needle and twine*
*does a flip and lands next to Kallista*
I'm not sure if I'm a friend or not, I've talked to him about 3 times since I've been on... I don't really know him... it's unfair the way he's putting people in higher and lower gods on his blog, STILL, but I don't really know him... but you do hate me :P
Lol Kallista.
*after Kallista is finished she takes needle and twine again and gives her some plasters instead*
Anyone on?
*turns away from Kallista*
You say you don't hate me, but I get left alone a lot. Then when people are on they annoy me... I just seems I can't win :(
No problem. ^^
Maybe not in the world.
*walks away and finds a roof to hang upside down from*
Hmm...
I know you are Kallista, I'm sure your parents will soften up a bit. People are normally on in a morning and I didn't have breakfast or anything to come on here and then people leave me. I'd do anything to come on here but I get left every day no matter what I do. It makes me feel as though I shouldn't come on because when I give up something to come on here then no one is on when I am... I get left loads, you have to admit. I wouldn't mind if it was rarely but I get left alone every day... I just want one day without being annoyed or being left but it seems impossible at the moment.
*flips back the right way*
You ok Kallista?
Hmm...
And even when you asked people not to leave me, I still did do, I was only staying because when I read my comment out, Jasmine had commented before I posted it so I wasn't alone any more.
Hmm...
I shall make a tutu.
Then I shall make another and put LEDs into it.
They wouldn't be on, they have interesting lives... I don't. I choose to come on here in my taken time as well as my free one, but no one is on when I am most of the time... it disheartens me... it makes me wonder why I should bother.
WTH Clauinn? That was very random :P
Thanks Kallista, I just hope you understand how much I get left alone and what I do to come on here just to be left alone. Sorry for rambling on a bit, but when I say I'm leaving I'm really not joking... I hope you understand that as well.
I'm going to have to leave in the next five minuites, my mum's already shouting me... sorry if I leave you alone, it's rare that you do get left, I'm sure plenty of people will come on soon.
I'm going to have to go now... I'll wait until you've commented.
I'm not going to leave unless I get left alone Kallista, I shall pop in now and then even if I do... I have no plans to go away.
And now I have to go... my mum's shouting me.
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Kallista*
I'm really sorry for leaving you to be alone :( I'd stay up if I could.
*hugs Flo*
Night...
Flo?
*watches Kallista running away*
*sits down to write some fanfic*
*Kallista approaches, curios*
*Aquila jumps up and pokes Kallista*
Tag!
*pats trolls*
good ones, fine...
But I'm actually writing some fanfic, sorry if I don't comment much.
What's the ing-form of lie?
Thanks. I didn't want her to tell a lie instead. ^^
I just posted it.
If you don't comment within the next 10 minutes I'll conclude that you left me an go offline.
yo peeps, anyone around?
dammit! i guess i missed everyone. well, i'll be here if anyone turns up but i might not respond very quickly
:P
dum de dum dum de dum
while i wait i'll just hack into MI6 (lol,jk you'd have to have a brain to be able to do that and unfortunately i don't posess a very clever one :P )
anyone?
I've updated my blog :P
:P
i'll be back later
no one? ok then i'll get the new page for myself :P
GOODBYE!
Hi everyone!
Anybody there?
i'm back! is anybody else?
????
please?
any lifeforms?
KALLISTA! hi! i will be in and out as well :P
sorry my replies are slow, the computer is going at snail speed.
whatcha watching?
i've updated my website :P
brb
i'm back
i'm looking after my friend's cats and i had to abandon entering some codes into a computer game cause the cat just sat on all the cards containing the codes!
yeah, very silly kitties. how's your fanfic going?
almost a new page!
oh dear
*starts yelling*
BAD COMPUTER!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE WANT TO READ THE NEXT BIT OF KALLISTA'S FANFIC! STOP CRASHING ON HER!
hey, i'm back. sorry, my computer stuffed
the gym is painful, i went agaijn yesterday
sorry for the typo, i'm having a laughing attack, my sister just walked into a closed, glass slidinhg door, it was HILARIOUS!!
hehe, now my sister is having a strop and crying cause she's embarrassed :P
the funniest thing is that earlier today i said to her "you plan on walking into the galss door again?" (cause last time we were here she walked into the door twice) and then for her to walk into the door the same day i said it is hilarious
still got a few comments to go yet Kallista
yours :P
i am sooo bored! talking to you has been the most exciting part of the day
(that's not meant as an insult)
okey dokey, it's not like i'm going anywhere
i'm hungry
brb
i'm back. i went to go cheer up my sister but she hit me instead. see what i get for trying to be nice? i might as well not bother :P
brb
i'm back (again)
ok, you're not back yet :P
*sighs*
*starts doing the pancake dance*
*gets trampled by dinosaurs*
*stands up and pants fall down*
*yells to the sky*
WHY ME???!!!!
*gets struck by lightning*
i give up :p
wow, that took up alot of space
Kallista?
my computer is stuffed, sorry
you still there?
sorry about my slow replies
what time is it there?
kallista?
*chases Kallista but pants fall down and lands face fist in mud*
oops, hehehe
Kallista?
hmmmmm
*tries to get up bur is laughing to much and falls over again*
*starts throwing mud at Kallista*
*by this time is completly covered in mud*
what time is it there Kallista?
*gets up and starts riding an elephant whilst throwing more mud at Kallista*
aren't you tired?
*has a hysterical laughing fit and falls of her elephant*
actually, last week i stayed up until 4:30am despite Dragona's protests :P
hehe, i'm a rebel
lol
i hate it when it posts the same comment twice
*smurfs see her and tackle her then tie her up with the jump rope*
*unties the rope and super-glues Kallista's head back on*
*realises what she's done*
*shrugs shoulders*
oh well
*wonder's where the smurfs went*
*get's tackled by smurfs*
oh, there they are
dragona might help you, he's due to be on in about 1 and a half - 2hrs
Derek... do u have facebok? because u accepted my friend request. i am Gem Ferris. plz answer
*has an idea!*
what if we put you under the guillotine and chop your head off again then we can put your head back on the right way!
uh oh, i might be eating dinner when he comes on though :O i hope not :(
hey, anyone home?
?
hi Rosella
hi jaffa!
sorry its been a while since i last posted, but ive been away and stuff...
? kallista
Kallista, did you check out my website?
alrighty kallista!
brb in half an hour
*laughs at Kallista lying at the bottom of the cliff*
bye il be back soon!
ok Rosella
thanks, it's all over the news, it's quite depressing actually
did you read the next bit of my fanfic
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