You know what today is?
Today is Laura's birthday. She's 23. And how is she spending her special day?
Studying for college exams.
Laura hates studying, she LOATHES studying, and earlier on she apologised to me for being in a grumpy mood. But the fact is, she should be celebrating today- instead, she's feeling miserable. How can you make her feel better?
I think that a few birthday wishes from my loyal Minions may just raise a smile on her face...
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COOL!!!!!...wait its the movie right???
*gasps*
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT SISTERS TRILOGY!!!!!!!! YES!!!!
Kallista, there is no battle going on between me and Thor. We have made a truce. Alpha Females? It doesn't have the same ring to it, and they don't exist but it IS Dereksville Blogger land so the normal physics of earth are out of the window...
*confuses himself using long words*
*smile falss and drops to knees does epic no scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! IM GONNA MISS IT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks confused as shes trying to figure out what Dragona is talking about*
Uh oh Skulgirl.
What?
*he looks confused at what he just said*
hi =)
I confuse myself sometimes, like a long word we learned in science... it was Cell I think.
Hi Jasmine.
Wow i would do exactly the same thing
say something then not know what i mean :P
indeed...
Ducks.
Hi Thrice.
for my second dagree brown belt test i was teh ONLY girl testing....and the highest rank testing.....i took down about all the boys there some of them were taller and older then me
i got detention at school for smiling in class......today is one very weird day.... :s
Kallista, I wasn't worried anyway, I wasn't getting angry either. Sorry if it seemed like I was, but I really WASN'T. I was just saying...
HI JASMINE AND THRICE!!!!!
thats a stupid reason to get detention
Lol Jasmine.
Skulgirl, you wouldn't be able to take down ME :P
wow skulgirl congrats ;)
maybe..........depends where i hit you i could tackle you from behidn and kick your knees out
you would be able to take me down... 4 ft 10
7 stone
HA ure tellin me!!!
she said i was being disrespectfull!!
i am now a first dagree brown belt and i hope to get my balck belt soon i hope
strange
also i know how to use six different weapons
you didnt say i was a friend... and and is a word, if it would count...
Skulgirl, my knees have already been kicked from behind, it has no effect. I have no pressure points and I know how to beat people using most martial arts. You wouldn't be able to take me out... I took out a Pro Boxer in Year 11 so HA!
i am 11... no, i am 12, sorry i forgot
I know how to disarm people using most weapons, in less than a second.
how old would year 11 be?
Nah Kallista, I was just saying that it doesn't sound right... the name needs a bit of work :P
.............ummmmmmmmmmm hmmmm *mumbles something bout going to karate more*
16, a Year 11 would be sixteen.
my friend once got detention for forgetting her glasses
um... i am able to be thrown into a wall with no effect though... other than re energising
Golden God, could you please pass on my belated birthday wishes to Laura and wish her good luck on her exams. I had exams earlier today, they were French Reading and Listening Exams..... Lol, one of the people in the exam paper was called Derek : )....
Happy New Year everyone who didn't already know that I'd wished it to everyone!! : )
gah your three years older than me
It was his fault I knocked him out... he tried to knock ME out, so I just repayed the compliment :P well his came no where near to hitting but mine did :P
DRAGONA!! LOL i've missed our conversations.
16? you beat up and throw 16 year olds? you sure you are 14?
I'm 14 Skulgirl, I'm just saying I knocked out a boxing 16 year old.
my brother just came into the room and did this strange jumping thing with hand motions while giving me an update on his golden eye game and then he skipped out of the room i just stared it was strange
Hi Alexia.
Yes Thrice, I beat up, knock out and throw 16 year olds... I am 14, my birthday is 20/11/96.
oh never mind
Hi, Dragona.
well i gusse the teacher and i are even because during detention i out a whoopie cusion on her seat...(and u can imagine what happend)
then when she got up and want looking i loosend the bolts on her seat and wel.....it want pretty after that =p
i get re energised out of rage... which rids me of all possible pain!
yesterday i also flipped my brother over my hip.....i have a bad habbit of hurting him his face is like a magnet to my foot no joke
Hi Alexia
dont think we've met before =)
But I only beat them up when they try to beat ME up... you heard the saying "attack is the best form of defence"? With me, Defence is the best form of attack... I don't knock out people generally unless they attack me first.
LOL Jasmine
Lol Skulgirl.
Nice Jasmine.
i only attack when i need to wich is mostly at home and in karate other wise im the "sweet innocent child" :/
I feel like I'm intruding on a private convosation......... *awkward silence*
So....I'll just go... See u later everyone!
lol dragona, i try to make peace, some people (mainly my brother, he is 17) dont like that, so violence has to be avoided unless you are a victim
Apparantly punching me is like punching a brick wall... I don't get that :S
Alexia, it isn't private, you can join, anyone can join... stay :)
ouch that must hurt people when they punch you
i hate not being taken seriously just cus im so "innocent" all my apparently im too nice to be mean grrr
Thrice, peace is sometimes good, but most of the time it isn't.
friends theres supodes to be a friends in that sentence!!
Indeed Skulgirl, it hurts them more than it hurts me... and I don't really feel pain unless you kick me... there :P
LOL i did that to my brother once totaly by accident but it wasnt a pretty sight
Skulgirl, you aren't TOO nice to be mean, I doubt you would hurt anyone unless it was serious but I do take you seriously.
also oim the starange insane one no idea why *total sarcasm* but yeah im the abnormaly one of the group :P
Ahhhhhhhhh, I have a new friend. Hi Kallista!! : ) But, alas, I must leave anyway..... Hail Skulduggery and Hail all you amazing people! : D
=)
aww man kallista =p
I have promised myself I'm not going on my PS3 again tonight... I don't want Kallista to be dramatic again :P
thank you Dragona
also no one really LISTENS to me like they do but they dont......uh how do i put this they dont fully get what im saying like my mom i tell her i dont want to go and she says im going its like it goes in one ear and out the other! its pretty annoying specialy with this one little itty bitty topicce called high school but im not gonna get into that
zeus is good... scratchyn though
i didnt even realize it went to a new page :/ how odd
Lol Skulgirl.
bye Alexia =)
sometimes i get so into a book i dont even know whats happening around me
Hmm...
a kitty?
not bothered... sorry
What did you say Kallista? And why did you delete it?
dooo de doo deee dum
I have already seen it Kallista.
I wonder what I'm having for tea...
Anyone on?
You better not have left me :(
no im here! DONT LEAVE!! i was checking my email
kallistas computer probably frozze
You've left me again... I might as well just leave :(
my brothers keep looking over my shoulder :(
Oh, hi again Skulgirl.
I SAID DONT LEAVE!!! *graps onto Dragonas foot*
sorry i was checking email and getting brothers away from me
Lol.
sorry comp broke down... :S
*sits on dragonas other foot*
Hi again Jasmine.
And Thrice.
see no one left they just......um........um..........i really dont know how to say left with out saying left
Hmm...
You abandoned me because I was the only person on...
ug my kitchen smells terribly my grampa is making latkes and they smell aweful but i think its from the oil
*looks flabbrghasted* I DID NO SUCH THING!!!!!! i told you i needed to check my email i sent the first part of my story to my teacher and i was seeing if she replyed
Lol Skulgirl.
is true though i dont EVER leave without saying good bye!
ohh no...my detention teacher is at my front door...oh god help me =(
Ooh... Pizza for tea :)
Yes, god help you Jasmine.
why on earth would a teacher be at your door????? thqats absured!!
You left for a few minuites without saying good bye Skulgirl :P
THAT TEACHER IS A STALKER! Our teachers don't come to our door...
oh! all she wants is an apology
brb ;)
yeah but i came back!!! which means i didnt TOTALY LEFT i was still on the blog just not commenting
Lol Skulgirl.
*looks baffled at kallista being chased by a bunch of old people*
that is strange though bout the teacher ive only seen teachers in supermarkets no where else
*pushes the old people in wheelchairs away*
Kallista???? why are old people hitting you with canes????
nope my school is like a 5 min walk from my house.....i didnt know SHE knows where i live =p
my mom laughed her head off when i told her what i did to that teacher =)
Lol... I have another one in the freezer so go ahead :P
Jasmine, they have a server when they can find out everything about you.
my mom would have been SO mad at me if i told here what i did
that is very stalkerish
on sec gonna start some soup for lunch :P
I have to go for my tea... I'll be on later, bye.
huh? what do u mean dragona???
so whats new kallista??
im back!
BYE DRAGONA COME BACK SOON!!!!
25 cents kallista? LOL
hahaha =p
anyone on.....?
sorry h ad to get soup but im back
sorry skulgirl my comp froze for the 100000000000000000000000000 time today =p
ohh ok
bye kallista =(
ohh that happens 2 me 2 =p
what movie were u going 2 watch?
awwwwwwwwww you MUST come back! wheres your mom we need to settle things
gah now i must go brothers being frightful pests
oh im surprised its still on the cinemas =p
haha my parents are the exact opposites ;)
well atleast my mom is
they infact 'want' me to go out and do normal stuff but i try telling them how annoying people are at the mall =p
ohh was she looking for him?
she is ;)
she is more like a big sister than a mother
she checks the blog everyday for him... =p
bye kallista =)
haha
bye =)
anyone there......??
ECHO...................
ECHo..............
ECho..........
Echo.....
echo...
oh god im like some crazy bored idiot talking to myself.....
but its fun though.........
it'd be funny if someone even bothered to read this.......=p
Hi.
And yet again... I'm a loner. I'm going now.
hi
dont leave me
ohh well gusse u've left
You leave me all the time, I make sacrifices to come on here and yet you STILL leave me... I'm going now, I just wanted one bloomin day without being left alone. I didn't have any breakfast today because I wanted to come on here and you still left me, I've promised myself I won't go on my PS3 because I wanted to come on here... and you still leave me :( Kallista said you should keep me company, so what do you do? LEAVE me as always. I'm fed up of it so from now on I'll be going on Habbo or something unless someone has commented above this. Bye.
Jasmine!
*hugs her*
Sorry for leaving you to be a loner.
im happy now =)
I get left every single day :(
what did u mean 'they have a server when they can find out everything about you.'?
Oh good... at least someone is :)
They do, when you join school you put all this information on a slip. They put the data on a secure server so no one can see except them. They know pretty much everything about you, it's on the registration software, unless they don't do that at your school.
Your friends backstab you?
I suppose it serves me right... for coming on here in the first place and for giving up my time to speak to people through the internet.
Jasmine, they do it. It isn't just ONE teacher, at the start of your first year, did you fill out a slip about you? They put that on the registration software and then all they have to do is click on your name... ta-da, address, phone number, email adress... everything.
Jasmine, don't be scared about having a best friend, it's good to be closer to someone. I don't have a best friend, I just have friends. Don't let it put you off, but if you get attached to something, it normally goes wrong. I suppose it's what happened on here :(
ure attached 2 this blog??
Why are all your comments disappearing?
Sort of... I think I have friends on here even though I know pretty much nothing about them.
But yet, they always leave me alone or argue with me for one reason or another... a few weeks ago, I measured how much time I was left alone for. In five days, I was left alone 21.4 hours... I spent more time alone than I did talking to someone... then you wonder why I talk about leaving :(
aww come on dude
u really need to go out in nature more...swim...play football SOMETHING!!!
with real friends =)
ure never gonna be 14 again...
I play football, and rugby, but I'm not really the hobby type person... more of a violent one :P
yeah who plays alot of that golden eye game ;)
i STILL dont belive ure 6ft 4
And I have real friends, hundreds of them NOT JOKING, I'm one of the most popular guys in my year. But I don't trust them, not even with a pencil, but I trust the guys on here. They owe me a lot for leaving me alone, they say they don't hate me but still nothing changes, they STILL leave me each day. It's a good job your here Jasmine, otherwise I would have left.
I swear, I am 6ft 4, why would I lie? What have I got to gain? Please trust me... I promise you I am.
I don't play GoldenEye a lot though. I don't even play on my PS3 that much.
haha its is like 11 pm at night where i live
but u kno i was talking about my best friend
the weird part is that practically everyone knows me.....im a dancer so everyone is like 'hi i wanna be ure friend'
im a dancer at school....
I am 6ft 4, I am 14, my feet are size 13, I am the tallest guy in my year and possibly the school. I throw people and I am the best bodyguard in the school, I don't attack people for fun, I do it for defence only. People make step ladder jokes, I have a photographic memory and I am phycic. My parents don't know, no one does, I keep it a secret. Does that sound like I'm making it up?
Lol Jasmine, I doubt they want to be your friend just because of your dancing.
yes...absolutley....evry single bit of it
no offence or anything.......
sorry...
nope we have this think called rock challange
and i helped cheorograph the dances our school won the competition so yeah.....its been crazy ever since then
Jasmine, I don't lie. I'm telling the truth. I promise. It may sound a bit redicolous to you, but you try having a photographic memory when things just flood into your head now and then and nearly knock you out, you try being phycic and every time you see the future you nearly collapse and it hasn't felt like you've slept in a week./.. YOU try it and see how it goes... I can't believe you think I'm lying... if you were me, yuio wouldn't last a day.
hmm....i um....dunno what to say...um....
=)
no im just surprised ure phycic
it sound really cool =)
that and im just imagining a 14 year old boy being 6ft 4 =)
I'm not lying... I promise you.
and i belive you =)
u there?
It isn't cool Jasmine, yes it sounds it, but it really isn't. I can't control when I see things, much like my photographic memory, they jusrt appear, the day before I'm about to get hurt or something big is going to happen, sometimes they do just pop up randomly, but there seems to be reasons. It gives me a migrane, a terrible migrane which makes me curl up into a ball, it makes me feel as though I haven't slept in ages and sometimes it knocks me unconcious... I wouldn't wish it upon anyone :(
I'm glad you believe me, you should have done in the first place instead of doubting me, I don't lie and I keep my promises.
And I am 6ft 4, still haven't finished growing. My mum's friend thought I was 20, TWENTY! People expect loads from me when they shouldn't... I'm on 14 :(
You still there Jasmine?
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