You know what today is?
Today is Laura's birthday. She's 23. And how is she spending her special day?
Studying for college exams.
Laura hates studying, she LOATHES studying, and earlier on she apologised to me for being in a grumpy mood. But the fact is, she should be celebrating today- instead, she's feeling miserable. How can you make her feel better?
I think that a few birthday wishes from my loyal Minions may just raise a smile on her face...
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 3970 Newer› Newest»Ok Kallista, I think I can watch the video.
Sorry about that, the video made my computer freeze so I x'd it off.
*hi-fives Kallista*
And I've promised myself I'm not going on my PS3 tonight so you won't get angry with me for ignoring you when I'd rather come on here but I suppose my friends at school want me to go on PS3 as well... I want the best for both, but tonight I'll make an exception :P
:)
Kallista?
You still on or is your break over... or has your computer froze again?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
WE'RE BOTH CAPRICORNS :D
My birthday was the 7th :)
My parents will be home in about an hour maybe... I don't even know what time they're coming back!
Ooh... I've found some grapes :P
Lol Kallista, you're funny :P I've think I've heard of Bridge Over Troubled Water, the name rings a bell but I've never seen it...
On the kitchen table, a whole bunch of MASSIVE ones! I'm eating a few... I never knew we had grapes, maybe my mum's been shopping :S
Science was stupid today, we had a supply teacher and did about memory and stuff although it didn't have anything really to do with science, we played a memory game and well... I got all of them :(
Lol Kallista :)
A little spider made you scream? Lol, they're more scared of you than you are of it, it would probably be thinking "What is this strange person doing with my grapes?" Lol, just pick it up and chuck it outside... it's what I do.
They were. They don't know about my photographic memory, I think they think I'm weird... I bet they're thinking "How can Tom get all of the memory games right without no mistakes?"
Lol Kallista... sounds like your scared of spiders to me. I bet it was small really if it was hiding in grapes :P
But they don't know about it, so they just think I'm weird :P
I wonder why all them people are protesting in London, I know the student fees have gone up but why bother protesting? It hasn't gone up much. Most of us british people aren't like that!
Kallista.
1. Spiders have small brains so it can't stalk you.
2. It was probably a small spider.
3. It is more scared of you than you are of it.
4. Spiders won't lay eggs in your hair because it needs a unmoving place to do so.
5. You wouldn't like to be me who's held a tarantula.
*calmly picks up the tiny money spider and places it on the floor outside*
It was a red and black one, proper hairy and stuff, it tickled :P
Arachnephobia.
Sorry if I don't seem... how can I put it?... Understanding. It's a SPIDER, what damage can it do?
You still on Kallista?
Kallista, can you please stop over-reacting?
*shoots spiders*
I'm watching a dodgey advert advertising beds but the song is really sad!
You may have 1st comment in 10 comments time Kallista.
If you're still on :S
Look at my fish,
my fish is fantastic,
give it an orange,
it'll turn into plastic.
<)))><
You still here Kallista?
Lol Lunar.
Unplug it and plug it in again Kallista.
Lunar, let Kallista have first comment.
See... because I'm nice :)
You go a little... cuckoo when you don't get first :P
Well, I'm evil... but SOMETIMES I can be nice :P
You go a little crazy... you have to admit... and blots of lightning? Lol. You DID once commit suicide because you didn't get first :P
Sorry Kallista, dodgey laptop :(
VACCUME CLEANERS!
TOMATO PUREE!
CHEDDAR CHEESE!
ROAST POTATOES!
CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA!
True Kallista, but I wouldn't agree the WORST, people changing their names is the worst. Excuse my randomness.
Sorry... I was just shouting random things out... sorry for making you feel hungry :(
I say sorry on here a lot don't I? :(
Thank or hate... which ever you prefer.
And what do you mean "Something else"? Have I done something else for you to thank me for?
I think my parents are back.
Beetlejuice is amazing... say it three times and he appears :P
Everyone keeps telling me to watch Beetlejuice...
Wait... are we thinking of the same beetlejuice? The one where them couple die and are trapped in a house... correct?
Lol Kallista, typos are terrible!
What do you mean alone? You are on!
Box... Keeps... Disappearing... Why...?
Yes... I like the fact the car went in the river and they died because of a... DOG
Because it has to load Lunar.
KALLISTA!!!!
HI!
What's Beetlejuice about?
Beetlejuice is about a couple who die and are stuck in the house as ghosts, when they get out of the house they get hunted by some snake thingies, they go to a dead-people place and try to find out what's happened.
Kallista, they're not back yet, I think it was another car but cars up here are very rare... tractors are a different matter altogether :P
I think they're back now though.
Aye, they're back. I might have to go on the computer.
FARM!!!
Brb .
Sorry about that, I had some supper.
*coughs* Cream Egg *coughs*
I've never seen it, I don't live near the town-ish thing... it can't be called a town but it can't be called a village either... it's in the middle, probably a small town. I live in a village :D
*coughs up the cream egg*
*it falls on Lunar's shoes*
*salutes Kallista*
*eats a imaginary bagel*
*salutes Kallista again*
I was just following orders.
*snaps heels together*
Sir yes sir!
We call tourists, terrorists.
Figure of speech Kallista :P
Then loads of walkers come to my village to look on the moorland, and they act like they bloomin own the place! They park where-ever they want and give you evils when you pass them... I LIVE HERE!
Sorry Ma'am, I do appologise Ma'am.
Michigan Speedway... you live anywhere near that? I have a NASCAR game and it has Michigan Speedway on it... NUMBER 42 CHEERIOS CAR!
You still on Kallista?
We just ignore tourists most of the time. We get loads of them because of a tv show or something set in the area, we have old buses giving tours and stuff but we just learn to live with them... even so they do get in the way!
Detroit, a Demolition Derby track on GRID.
Silverstone, the British Grand Prix.
Monza, the Italian Grand Prix.
Singapore, the Singaporian Grand Prix.
Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix.
Lol Kallista.
At the time of the Grand Prix, Silverstone becomes the busiest airport in the world.
Would you call me going to the Yorkshire Moors for an afternoon, travelling on all those trains to where Heartbeat was set and where the Harry Potter train scene was set, a tourist trip?
In the Montreal GP 2009, Lewis Hamilton collided with rival Kimmi Raichonen in the Pit Lane when he was going above the speed limit, he did not see the stop light. He was given a penalty and both cars were taken out, Robert Kubica then went on to win because he was parked next to Kimmi in the collision.
I got kicked off... So my Mum could hoover up the rice I accidentally spilled.
I've been to where Heartbeat was filmed! Goathland... I went there passing my holiday :P I got a autograph from the guy who plays Phil Bellamy because they were filming when we went!
But it's a different tv show... quite popular but it stopped being made a while ago. I shall not name it for confidentiality reasons.
I took a photo of a goat crossing the road when loads of cars were coming. They were causing a mini traffic jam, but the goats didn't care!
And we went on a steam train to Whitby!
Goats...
*hums the heartbeat tune*
With my video camera I filmed some sheep running away from a bus... random isn't it?
My Nanna use to watch the repeats of heartbeat every day...
Very random.
And I saw the REAL harry potter Ford Angelia, the flying car, the REAL one, and a police car that was used in the heartbeat.
Harrogate.
I like Heartbeat... who doesn't?
I've been to Harrogate, once... very busy :P
I saw the police car, but not the HP car!
Hehe... I saw the Harry Potter car :P I got a picture and it's in a draw somewhere.
I liked Harrogate.
I have no idea how I know, though, because I can't remember a thing about it :P
:P
All it is, is a busy place... VERY busy.
I have a picture on my phone with a pint of lager and a frame on it that says TOP SECRET.
I've been to Manchester only once, I went on a train with parents, my friend, and my friends' parents when we were like 7. We saw a massive hole where the Irish bombed us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mauH_uQZRY&feature=related
And close to a huge castle where my cousin got married, and her brother almost got punched by his Dad for trying to steal her spotlight, and where I wore my purple dress and where I slipped 10 times and where my Dad danced like an idiot.
I like that castle.
*tries to think of what else he's seen*
I've been to Emmerdale if that counts...
Lol Kallista.
I'M GOING TO THE SUNDERLAND NEWCASTLE DERBY ON SUNDAY!
I haven't been to anywhere except heartbeat and Durham Cathedral where parts of Harry Potter were filmed.
And Galaxy radio has changed to Capital. I didn't like it anyway, but it just plays the same song over and over again now.
King Oswald
St Aidan
St Cuthbert
St Bede
A Shank with a song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mauH_uQZRY&feature=related
I SAW SARTHACUS TOO!
*waves like an idiot for no reason*
*jumps up and down*
*breaks the kiddie trampoline she was jumping on*
Oops.
I've been to...
Heartbeat, Emmerdale, Whitby (part of where Heartbeat was filmed and The Royal if you watched it), Robin Hoods Bay (which has been on the film Wild Child apparantly), Whitby Abbey (home of Count Dracula), Goathland Station (Harry Potter station and Heartbeat)... I've been to some good places :P
Sarthacus, that Haunted song was creepy...
And I LIVE 5 miles away from a place which has it's own tv show which has been cancelled now, we still get loads of tourists. So I go through a famous place when I go to school EACH DAY :P
Oh... Then I've been to all of those apart from Emmerdale, but never realised it...
I LOVE WHITBY ABBEY! ESPECIALLY THE STAIRS! I LOVE THE STAIRS! AND THE BANK!
Lol Kallista.
I like the stairs... 1001, 101 is there? I think I COUNTed them once... see what I did there? COUNT Dracula? :P
Um... I don't live near anywhere special.
Lol Kallista... you live near a race track, I would love to be there!
Well, your in the same city as it I suppose...
Hang on...
I've confused myself...
Internet is going bad.
Lol Kallista, that may be offensive or a compliment by what you mean by "special" :P No offense Lunar, I was just saying.
*crinkles crisp packet next to the microphone on his computer*
We can't here you Sarthacus! You've got bad reception :P
*sings Karioke instead*
Do you know Kareoki is Japanese? We were talking about it Xmas day for some dodgey reason.
*comes past in a Audi R10 TDI and leaves Kallista in smoke*
I have done it!!!
My parents have been having issues and blocked this site!!!
But I have evaded their puny security measures :D
Happy Birthday Laura!
Hi Octa, I believe you may be getting a kissing and hugging session from you know who...
*glances at Kallista*
NOT Voldermalt!
(it was yesterday wasn't it)
*laps Kallista again, sending her in spins towards Octa*
*she comes off the trike and flies towards him*
*Kallista hugs Octa and makes them both fall over*
*the trike lands on top of them both*
bad tricycle :D
HELLO, OCTA!
*coughs* Kallista loves Octa *coughs*
I'm sorry if I'm unable to be on much. It justs means my parents have found a new way of blocking me from here.
Look up Audi R10 TDI on google images.
Hi Lunar!!!!!
It must have been a month since I've spoken to you!
Kallista might need some time with Octaboona.
Yes!
*rolls eyes*
I think we better leave them alone Sarthacus :P
*turns to Kallista and Octa*
Do you need a few minuites? Hours? Days? Months? Years? Decades? Centuries? Milleniums?
Because my parents have issues and don't like me being on here.
I don't know how they found out i go on here but they keep on coming up with new ways of blocking it.
Sure Kallista... "friendship" hang on... you don't love me do you?
*runs*
Plural of Millennium (double n :D) is Millennia :P
don't run away from kallista's love :D
It's beautiful!
*dances with Kallista*
Octa, use the parental controls to unblock stuff... luckily my parents don't know a thing about computers so I can come on here and they'll never know :P
STUFF GRAMMER!
But my dad has a degree in computer science!!!
He knows exactly how they work. And it's pass word controlled and the password keeps on changing!
;P
*hears Octa's words and stays still*
*grits teeth*
*flips over a sofa to the computer*
*eats her banana*
*throws the banana skin at Dragona's feet*
I can well imagine Kallista my dear.
I can't wait to read Derek's comments on our fanfiction!!!!
Calm down, Kallista... ;)
*flips over banana skin, remembers he had curry for tea*
*throws up on Lunar's face*
Anyway I feel like I'm losing touch with you guys.
Parents can be so cruel :(
"my dear" the first sign of loooovvvveeee :P
*vomit goes through her face*
*it is super vomit and sticks to her face*
*shoots an arrow through an apple that was randomly on Dragona's head*
Next time I aim for your face, play nice :P
*everything goes through Lunar's face*
*because she's a ghost*
And that sounded like something off a film that was on a while ago Kallista while I was on the laptop... I belive it was called My Super Ex-Girlfriend, my sister watched it and you wouldn't want to know what happened after!
Aim for my face if you wish Lunar, I AM playing nice :P
*sighs with happiness as he is reunited with Kallista*
*eats the yummy chocolate kisses*
*chases after Kallista* :D
I belive they are real kisses Octa... belive me, I have had to put up with them!
Deffinatly not far from yours Kallista :P
Can someone give me some info on Thor's OC, please?
Like hair colour, eye colour, full name, etc.
Check Bio-Rama Lunar.
Well its just that this distracts me from my studying and my parents are fanatics about study.
They think that it will affect my grades. The horrific thing is that I got 11 A*'s and one A and that is why i was blocked. Because those grades weren't good enough for them.
*listens to Bicycle Song by Queen*
*races Kallista for first on new page*
Octa, your parents expect too much 11 A*s? WHAT DO THEY BLOODY EXPECT FROM YOU!?
MINE!!!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, OCTA!!!!!!
*looks at Octa's comment, wide-eyed*
*opens and closes mouth*
Oh, dear
Sorry... if I knew I would have wrote something like 1st! Sorry Kallista.
*hugs her to leave him be*
Well they wanted me to get 12A*s. I work so hard to gain t5hose results.
Sorry?
But my parents show no appreciation!!!!
Really sorry?
Octa, you did brilliantly and they couldn't have asked for better.
I didn't know it was coming! I did it by accident!
12?
But you could get into Oxford with 11!
(I think, I'm no expert)
Just because I'm good at school doesn't mean I'm able to achieve perfect results! I think what I did was amazingly goood but my parents do not.
I should stop ranting now.
And these were only mock GCSE's. I dread what they will be like if i don't get perfect results for the real GCSE's and A-levels.
It was amazingly good, Octa!
But pay no attention to me.
Lol Octa, you did really well! Near perfect results! If your parents don't think that's good then they don't appriciate how much effort you've put in. They must be really picky, normal parents say "try your best" but if they wanted you to get 12 then it's just too far.
YOU GET MOCK GCSE'S????
*faints*
We get mock GCSE's.
Pyro is overloaded with work at the moment.
Kallista, you missed first on the page because I did it by accident :P
Poor Pyro.
*pouts*
I hate tests!
Since they got so hard!!
This is probably the last chance until May that I will have any free time at all.
So I don't know if I'm able to come on for long amounts of time.
*stands there watching Kallista hug Octa*
*coughs awkwardly*
I keep lots of stress to myself but you never give ME a hug because of it :P
I'll stop teasing you guys now, no matter what your feelings are for eachother I know there is SOMETHING going on... but I'll stop teasing you. Mainly because I know what if feels like.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Will you be here by May 11th?
*looks hopeful*
*staggers in, cloths torn and bloody*
AHHHH!!! My teachers are unpredictable beasts! For GCSE we can pick either textiles or catering but not both and both my teachers desperatly want me to do their subject
*sighs*
...
*glances diagonally at Kallista and blinks out a secret mesage in morse code*
It is kind of awkward Lunar, I'm just standing back and let them talk.
*clamps hand over Dragona's mouth*
SHHH! I'm not here
What subjects are you taking your GCSE in, Octa?
May 11th?
I expect not. my GCSE's start on I think the 15th and for at least a month before I will have no free time.
I should be on in mid June.
And hopefully from Jan-March if I'm able to sneak on.
Ah... Ssshhh...
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to stop Kallista's heart attack*
I'm sure you can be Octa-less for a while Kallista.
*puts on a light show*
English Language
English Literature
Maths
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
History
Drama
Spanish
Modern Hebrew
Biblical Hebrew
(Maths counts as two)
AHH!!1 *lands in a heap on the ground and awkwerdly pats Kallista on the back*
Sorry I din't mean to be gone for so long ....
wait how long was I gone for?
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