Okay then, here is the LONG list of UK cinemas in which the book trailer will be appearing. It’ll be shown in the pre-film adverts- so it won’t be part of the movie trailer section- at selected showings of Harry Potter and the new Narnia. We can’t give specific performance times or dates, unfortunately, so all you can do is HOPE that you pick a screening over the next two weeks where it’ll be shown...
For those of you who won’t get a chance to see it on the big screen, you have my commiserations. If it makes you feel any better- even I won’t be able to see it in a cinema. How much does THAT suck?
But for those of you who DO get to see it, come back here and tell me how it looks, okay?
MIDLANDS
Birmingham VUE
Birmingham AMC Broadway Plaza
Birmingham (Erdington) Showcase
Birmingham Empire
Coventry Showcase
Dudley Showcase
Walsall Showcase
LONDON
Thurrock VUE
Acton VUE
Watford VUE
Harrow VUE
North Finchley VUE
Dagenham VUE
Finchley Road VUE
Shepherd’s Bush VUE
Staines VUE
Croydon (Grants) VUE
Islington VUE
Fulham Broadway VUE
Romford VUE
Wood Green VUE
Westfield VUE
London Piccadilly Apollo
Wimbledon HMV Curzon
Chelsea Cinema
Bluewater Showcase
Newham Showcase
Bromley Empire
London Leicester Square Empire
Sutton Empire
YORKSHIRE
Doncaster VUE
Sheffield VUE
Leeds (Kirstall Road/Cardigan) VUE
Leeds (THE LIGHT) Showcase
Leeds (BIRSTALL) Showcase
NORTH EAST
Hartlepool VUE
Stockton (TEESIDE) Showcase
Newcastle Empire
Sunderland Empire
LANCASHIRE
Bolton VUE
Birkenhead VUE
Cheshire Oaks VUE
Manchester (South Quays) VUE (Red Cinema)
Southport VUE
Bury (The Rock) VUE
Altrincham Apollo
Liverpool Showcase
Wigan Empire
WALES AND WEST
Bristol Cribs VUE
Bristol Longwell Green VUE
Bristol Orpheus
Bristol (AVON MEADS) Showcase
Bristol (CABOT CIRCUS) Cine de Lux
Cardiff VUE
Cardiff (NANTGAWR) Showcase
Swansea VUE
Merthyr Tydfil VUE
Cwmbran VUE
Port Talbot Apollo
CENTRAL SCOTLAND
Edinburgh (OMNI) VUE
Edinburgh (OCEAN) VUE
Livingstone VUE
Glasgow East Showcase
Glasgow (PAISLEY)
Clydebank Empire
FIRST!!!!!!!! FINALLY
ReplyDeletenow ive got over that excitement!
ReplyDeletedear landy my lord, could you please tell me the the colour of the next book? you havnt done a red one yet ^^ OMD (oh my derek) i cant believe i got here first XDDDDD anyways, continue to rule over Irlandy (Ireland) and make people lives better by parading around your awesomeness... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *coughs nervously and bows* i depart you smothered in your awesomeness... you're the one i pray to at night ^^ be well XD
Hey man, how come you're so based in England? We were your fans first. :( We OWN you man.
ReplyDeleteahh but red really wldnt go... hmmm, ill leave it up to you ^^
ReplyDelete*sulks* I don't live in the UK, so i can't see the trailer :(
ReplyDeleteHey look im near the top
ReplyDeleteGG, Ive got 2 ask, WHY DO YOU HATE TANITH?
ReplyDeletekallista pendragon, Dragona pine and thrice dozer u all need 2 get a life
ReplyDeleteyay highest ive ever been
ReplyDeletedont sulk!!*giggl*
Dear lord...
ReplyDeleteShall I kick the lot of you?
*sulks*
ReplyDeleteoh hi Mary! nice to see you! (even though you've been in a cruddy mood lately)
ReplyDeletegot to go, dinner time
ReplyDeleteI'm in a funk. And by my breath I swear to change. Yet held back be I by the paradox of the mind. So then shall I wait for my solace come.
ReplyDeleteAlso, all who are trying to speak 'poshly' aka in a sort of Shakespeare-ian way...You have all slaughtered the language.
ReplyDeleteDarn it! I don't get to see it either... T-T
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How do you guys pronounce milk?
ReplyDeletelives in germany and must wait D= nooo I caant why do I need to wait longer )=
ReplyDeleteWherefore art thou Derek?
ReplyDelete31st!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm in the 1st 50!
ReplyDeleteSome people pronounce it malk. Or mel-ik. I say it how it looks...
ReplyDeleteI know kinda late but this is pretty high for me. Anyway, I won't be seeing the commercial either.... :( Oh well I least I got to see it on the internet. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and HI!!! Kallista. (see, ive learned from last time) :)
ReplyDeleteand Mary and Anya, and whoever else wants a hi.
ReplyDeleteSee? See? I am a smartie. Like the candy.....but please don't eat me. Im not sure id taste good.
ReplyDelete...What?...
ReplyDeleteWhere did everybody go?
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ReplyDeleteValkyrie stood shakily as Lord Vile towered over her. A smirk played on his lips.
ReplyDelete"You know Valkyrie, I've always liked dead things. And, I think you would look much prettier if you just closed your eyes."
"Never. I'll...I'll..."
"You'll what? Try and talk your way out of it? Because, that's all you've really got at the moment."
Valkyrie applied even more pressure to the gaping wound on her side. She tried...oh how she tried...But the blood flowed too freely, it continued without an end in sight. And much to her dismay, her eyes betrayed her. Showed the fear she possessed. This small detail made Vile silently laugh.
Skulduggery, who was lying ten feet away, struggled to get up. He was afraid of what could happen though it was not something he would even fancy telling anyone. But he couldn't move.
And Valkyrie stood there helplessly. She too was rendered immobile. Black mist spread over her body. Pain flooded through every nerve, every fibre. Her eyes bulged and she screamed. The last thing she heard was...
"Ste...!"
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What say you Derek?
And I have to go fold laundry. Good bye Derek's blog commenter people!
ReplyDeleteMinion Night: Signing off
If ye shall not answer, Derek...Well...Hell HATH none...
ReplyDeleteI'm just threatening everyone today, aren't I?
See, I'm like a pirate. Arr...
ReplyDeleteUsing ye instead of thou.
But 'twoud be thou under other circumstances.
ReplyDeleteI pray thee Derek!
ReplyDeleteRecieve my word and speak your verse!
...I half my speech...clearly.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I must bid you all adieu.
ReplyDeleteAnd sayonara Landy-sensei-san!
Have you thought of a name for the new Skulduggery book??? And is it going to be green again, following the pattern??? And thanks for those - now I get to be even more disappointed i live in australia...
ReplyDeleteI heard its going to be called 'The terrible truth'... I can't say for sure but thats what I heard...
ReplyDeleteDerek, whats it going to be called? :b
ReplyDelete59th comment xD
ReplyDeleteHey guys whats the shiz?
ReplyDelete*staple staples finger*
ReplyDeletegrrrrrr.......
i cant believe i did that again
DEREK FIX YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh! DEREK WATCH SAMURI JACK EPISODE L IT HAS A ROBOT THATS SOOOOO CLOSE TO SKULDUGGERY ITS SCARY!
ugg im sorry kallista but im not really in the mood to chase you still doing homework :(
ReplyDeletegrrr im gonna be up till midnight with this!
ReplyDeletekallista where did you go?
ReplyDeletederek you should go smack some sense to your publishers and tell them to bring the books to America right now people have to order them online not from amazon US but from amazon UK yes i did preorder my fith book and yes i did order my fourth one the day it came out in england from amazon uk but still im overly obsessed so it doesnt count but my friend has NO IDEA how to order it and so if we had it out in the US it would be MUCH more convenient!
ReplyDeleteuse your karate powers do a stepping stool kick or round house front ball kick or chop them with swrds! *if you kknow how to use them....i do!*
ReplyDeleteWHAT ARE THE GIVEN NAMES FOR...
ReplyDeleteSkulduggery
China
Tanith
Kenspeckle *he will be missed*
Ghastly
Fletcher
Dusk
Lord Vile
Cealan
ummmm i think thats it untill i think of more names
it went better than i thought it was one of our best concerts yet actually
ReplyDeleteDEREK EDIT YOUR PROFILE ITS OUT OF DATE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyesi did though my feet killed after my shoes were too flat
ReplyDeletetoo much to bare
ReplyDeletei have about a ton of french and a paper do tomorrow a lrrje and math :( im still writing the paper
ReplyDeletesame here but you have no idea what were doing
ReplyDeletelol thanks everyone is already asleep in my house and im the only one awake so its REALY quiet in herre
ReplyDeletesweet i need to read parrt nine well first you gotta make one ;)
ReplyDeletethey're no help either they have no clue what to do mom said to wake her for help if i need it but she doesnt understand one thing im doing
ReplyDeleteamen to that!
ReplyDeletewell dont its tourture enough waiting for 4-5 different boks now i need to wait for something else too!
ReplyDeleteyes and so is Derek
ReplyDeletehe is one of the fivve books im waiting for
ReplyDeletelol same here i got both books just like two days after they came out and finished them in a few hours
ReplyDeletenote i ordered them on the day they came oout i even pre ordered one so thats pretty fast shipping
ReplyDeletei just ask my dad for them and he goes and orders them we ADORE books and have way too many to count and all of my report cards in elementry school had some comment about reading in them
ReplyDeletewait Derek why wont you be able to see it on the big screen like us Americans???
ReplyDeleteYOUR the one who created the series if it wasnt for you there would be no SKulduggery Pleasant or Valkyrie or the Skulduggery movie! *coming to theaters 2013* Without you there would be no BLOG! THERE WOULD BE NO MINIONS!
ReplyDeleteThats just messed up derek
ReplyDeleteFINALY! im almost done with french 6 questions to go!
ReplyDeletelast question!
ReplyDeletestupid french homework is done!
ReplyDeletenow to go onto LA }P
ReplyDeletelol smurfs there gonna make a smurf movie inthe summer
ReplyDeletethat would be SOOOOO funny!
ReplyDeleteno im still here just was watching a comedy show dad put on while i was retreving a paper
ReplyDeleteACK NO KALLISTA IM STILL DOING HOMEWORK!!!!
ReplyDeleteKallista? Did you leave?
ReplyDeleteanswer me if you left
ReplyDeletewait that made no sense.....
ReplyDeletepoor Derek,
ReplyDeleteu won't b able to see it...
Remnant, Tanith, coach o bowers, remnant, dead... shall i go on... Tanith in coach o bowers, the remnant dies and Tanith be okay once out... do i need 2 drop anymore tips?
ummm kallista............you there????
ReplyDeletebut you CANT kill the remnant without killing..................oh wait i see where your going with this but then how will she get back.....
ReplyDeleteYEAY YOUR STILL ON!
ReplyDeletehey Skulgirl,
ReplyDeletei can't stay on for live chat so yea. what do ya think of coach o bowers?
well i was thinking more of the coach that brought Valkyrie to doctor nye but then how would she get back.........should could fight her way back like valkyrie
ReplyDeletei LOVE your pic btw i used it the first time i came on this blog
ReplyDelete*fletcher : WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY HAIR!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*skulduggery: give me back my bentley
*tanith: LET ME HURT HIM HE DESERVES IT HE TOURTURES ME IN EVERY BOOK!
*ghastly: calm down tanith
*valkyrie: hi kitty im sorry but im going to destroy the world someday
*note words not toatly right but you get the idea*
we NEED Tanith back make her dump Billy-Ray and go get Ghastly!
ReplyDeleteGO GANITH!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteomg IN FINALLY DONE WITH MY HOMEWORk!!!!
ReplyDeleteim gonna go soon cus im SUPER tired
ReplyDeletei dont know how in the world im gonna wke upin the morning much less function in school
ReplyDeleteGOODNIGHT ALL!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGOODNIGHT OR GOOD MORNING DEREK
GOODNIGHT KALLISTA!!!!!!!!
skulgirl13 out PEACE!
hey, anyone on?
ReplyDeletey do i always miss people?
ReplyDelete*sighs* can't see the trailer coz i don't live in the UK :( .............hope the trailer does well though =)
ReplyDeleteHi all...
ReplyDeleteCool Derek... that's a LONG list...
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteHmm...?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the new book =)
ReplyDeleteHi Jasmine... I have to leave soon...
ReplyDeleteokie
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteRight I g2g now... bye!
ReplyDeleteI WILL be on tonight, but not for a while, maybe after my tea... I don't know, but I WILL be on... bye!
bye =)
ReplyDeleteSTILL can't wait for the new book =p
ReplyDeleteI made it to the first page!
ReplyDelete*does happy dance*
LEEDS YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HAVE JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM THE LIGHT IN LEEDS YESTERDAY AND CAME BACK TO IRELAND.....THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSchool has finished!
ReplyDeleteMy mocks are over!
The holidays have commenced!
And I'm all on my own :(
*Waits for page to be filled up*
ReplyDelete*Apologises to Mary for ruining the language of Shakespeare*
ReplyDelete*Hunts down Darkane's missing Mango*
ReplyDelete*Hello? Mango? Where are you*
ReplyDelete*Gathers people of the Blogland*
ReplyDelete*Only Puppy can be found*
ReplyDelete*Puppy leaves in search of butterflies*
ReplyDelete*Octaboona falls to the floor*
ReplyDelete*Gets up and laughs at all the people who can't see the trailer*
ReplyDelete*Is hunted down by angry mob*
ReplyDelete*Sees the bottom of the page in sight*
ReplyDeleteJust keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
ReplyDelete*Wonders why Finding Nemo has made its way too the blog*
ReplyDelete*Starts countdown*
ReplyDelete*Eats some cheese*
ReplyDelete*Gathers his Purple Horde*
ReplyDelete*Learns The Element Song off by heart*
ReplyDelete*Wonders if the people reading this might get bored*
ReplyDelete*Decides to perform a show*
ReplyDelete*Ladles and Jellyspoons*
ReplyDelete*Welcome to the Octaboona Show*
ReplyDelete*Tries to juggle 17 flaming lumps of cheese whilst riding to the moon on an egg*
ReplyDelete*Gets struck by Kallista*
ReplyDeleteZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!
*Starts practicing what he will say on the new page*
ReplyDelete*MINE!!!*
ReplyDeleteNope
ReplyDelete*Mine?*
ReplyDeleteNot quite
ReplyDelete*It's all mine!!!!!*
ReplyDeleteDefinately not
ReplyDelete*Light bulb appears above head*
ReplyDelete*Goes TING and fizzles out*
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS SPARTA!
ReplyDeleteI rule the page!
ReplyDeleteI Octaboona
ReplyDeleteHas complete mastery over this page
ReplyDelete*Continues to gloat*
ReplyDeleteI laugh at you pathetic mortals
ReplyDeleteSlaving away at your lives
ReplyDeleteWho can only hope to have their existance recognized by me
ReplyDeleteTheir Lord
ReplyDeleteTheir Master
ReplyDeleteTheir God
ReplyDeleteI am who you pray to for guidance
ReplyDeleteI give your puny lives meaning
ReplyDeleteAnd I bask in the glory of the moment every morning when you wake up and think
ReplyDeleteI am nothing compared to Octaboona
This has gone to my head hasn't it?
ReplyDeleteI might be a teensy bit carried away
ReplyDeleteDon't hate me for it
ReplyDelete*Grovels at the feet of Derek's minions*
ReplyDelete*Fully prostrates himself on the floor*
ReplyDelete*I beg for your forgiveness*
ReplyDelete*Stares up pathetically at them*
ReplyDelete*You are my masters!*
ReplyDelete*You are my raison d'etre*
ReplyDelete*The only reason I exist*
ReplyDelete*Laughs at Scapegrace*
ReplyDeletebecause I still have more dignity than him
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stop posting now!
ReplyDeleteHi Jasmine
ReplyDeleteIs 61 posts in a row a bit much from one person?
ReplyDeleteWOW uv posted ALOT =)
ReplyDeleteI was bored :D
ReplyDeletenope 61 posts is never enough =p
ReplyDeletehaha but congratulations!!!! =)
ReplyDeleteWell I was working on my fan fic but needed a break
ReplyDeleteso 61 posts later
here I am!
i'd love 2 read ure fan fic, tell me when it's ready =)
ReplyDeletehttp://octaboonafanfiction.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteBut only Part 1 is posted
I've got ideas for the next 3 parts.
ReplyDeleteHave almost completed Part 2.
Thx, i'll check it out right now =)
ReplyDeleteWill possibly post today.
ReplyDeleteSorry my comp is a bit slow....so u'll have 2 bear wid me lol=)
ReplyDeleteno its ok :)
ReplyDeletemy interent keeps breaking anyways
haha...
ReplyDeletei love ure story!!! it is really cool
seems like a page rite out of the SP books =)
can't wait for part 2
ReplyDeleteWow..
ReplyDeleteThat is like the ultimate compliment :D
*dreamily thinks about how my work is like SP*
Anyway
ReplyDeleteI'd better write some more
Bye!
hey no need 2 get ure ego all pumped up.....nawh just kidding =p
ReplyDeleteWAIT!!
r u being SARCASTIC???
BYe +)
ReplyDeleteI wasn't being sarcastic!
ReplyDeleteIt was genuine.
you still there kallista?
ReplyDeleteBye Kallista
ReplyDeleteSorry I missed you.
Will be on and off.