Remember that little Book Trailer competition we launched a few months ago, with our friends at Waterstone's? Remember, we were looking for a minute-long ad to play in UK cinemas, promoting the books?
If you remember that, you may also remember the fact that we chose not one, but TWO winners- Liam Fitzpatrick and Danielle Drew- and combined their ideas to make the Best Thing Ever In The World ™.
Remember all that? Oh I AM glad. Because, drum roll please, the trailer is ready.
The reason that this was a “UK only” competition, and the reason the trailer will only be shown in UK cinemas (take a look on the blog tomorrow and there'll be a list), is simply because Waterstone's UK came to us with the proposal. But does that mean you minions living outside of the UK will never be able to see it? Pfffft. How unfair would THAT be? The fact is, we’re putting it online FIRST so that you, my faithful minions, will be able to devour it like the insatiable little zombie-readers that you are.
You’re going to need a bucket as you watch this, because your brain WILL melt. That’s an official health warning.
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First
ReplyDeleteFIRST COMMENT!!!!
ReplyDeleteDAAAAAAAMMMMM IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteWooooo! LOVE IT!!!!!
ReplyDeletesecond!! tht was awesome XD
ReplyDeleteDamm it someone got there before me lol :)
ReplyDeleteNearly 1st!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome trailer congratulations to the winner
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHATS BRILLIANT !!! ITS..... ITS....... ITS DEREKTASTIC!!!
ReplyDeletei can't stop watching it!!! you have addicted me derek ;)well done to the competition winners btw :P
ReplyDeleteAwesome... going to watch it :P
ReplyDeleteAnd now for the first time on this blog:
ReplyDeleteHmm...
I love the build up to when you see his face and the just"DEAD".
ReplyDeleteAnd I just HAD to ruin the happy mood :P
ReplyDeleteAwesome sauce...
ReplyDeleteFIRST PAGE
ReplyDeleteAWESOME TRAILER!!!!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT IN CINEMA'S!!!
This trailer is SO amazing!!!
ReplyDeleteWill there be a german trailer? That would be awesome :-/
And now for the first time EVER
ReplyDelete*Cuts Dragona's hair off while he is distacted with the trailer*
*dodges the cut*
ReplyDeleteIs it gonna be like an ad before the movies?
ReplyDeleteIt's great!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this with all the world.
I'm not from England and would have been very sorry if I had missed it!!!!
(Actually I thought I would manage first comment today ;) but my account didn't get any access to the page, I had to sign in again. DAMN!!!! Just wait, one day I'll manage.)
*Cuts again*
ReplyDeleteAnd now I have a reason to go to the cinema...
ReplyDeleteLandy what about Ireland?
ReplyDelete*dodges the cut*
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME?
Reminds me slightly of some old school PS1 games or something...Oh, kind of like MediEvil.
ReplyDeleteGo see Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1!!! IT IS AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteI cried a lot watching it.
GLITTER
ReplyDeleteI WON!
ReplyDeleteI am not cute... why do you think I am?
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteOh, dear
BECAUSE YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT CUTE!!!
ReplyDelete*sighs*
ReplyDeleteOoooohhhhhhh SWEET!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!
Cngratulate the guy who made it!!!
And Derek, when are you going on a tour in Scotland?
*Gasps*
ReplyDeleteI HAVE NOW WON TWO WARS! THE WAR TO CUT OFF YOUR HAIR AND THE WAR TO MAKE YOU NOT USE ....s
YOU USED CAPITALS!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Kallista's hair back to normal*
ReplyDeleteSarthacus read my fanfic!
ReplyDeleteAWWWW
ReplyDeleteDRAGONA, COME HERE, BOY!
*puppy Dragona gallops in and licks Lunar on her face*
EWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*pets Little Dragona until he falls asleep on her lap*
...Where is that music coming from...?
ReplyDeleteSarthacus what makes you think it was a boy?!
ReplyDeleteThe music is perfect for the video!
ReplyDelete*sighs*
ReplyDeleteWhy do you always tease me? Tease Octa... he loves two people from harry potter... I'm sure you would find more things to tease about.
DEAD STYLISH...
ReplyDeleteDEAD SCARY...
DEAD POWERFUL...
DEAD.
We already have 50 comments and the blog was only released 18 minutes ago!
ReplyDelete2????
ReplyDeleteWHO'S THE SECOND??
OCTA!! HARRY POTTER!! DO YOU LOVE FRED AND GEORGE?!
ReplyDeleteawww!
ReplyDeleteWell tease him anyway...
ReplyDeleteI think it's a cave.
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteWhy tease him?!
ReplyDeleteHe is honorable if he loves two people from Harry Potter (as long as they are not evil).
And Octa writes amazing poems
ReplyDeleteAnd I've added "Annoying Dragona" to my interests
Why tease me? I am honorable? But yet they tease me about everything...
ReplyDeleteNo, just the ... and the hair.
ReplyDeleteand the Hmm...
ReplyDeleteThey tease me about a LOT more... Octa hasn't even felt a TINY bit of what they tease me about...
ReplyDeleteWHO IS THE SECOND PERSON OCTA LIKES FROM HARRY POTTER???
ReplyDeleteChanged my name.
ReplyDeleteGinny and Evanna Lynch...
ReplyDeleteI spelled Edgley wrong!
ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to TELL you what they tease ma bout...
ReplyDeleteDon't know Evanna lynch
ReplyDeleteHe likes Luna Lovegood?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Me?
ReplyDeleteLuna?!
ReplyDelete*cuts off own head*
ReplyDeleteHe does Lunar...
ReplyDeleteI like luna too! She's cool.
ReplyDeletePlus her actress is Irish.
Has anyone heard this remix
ReplyDeleteTO THE TUNE OF LIKE A VIRGIN BY MADONNA
Like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Let your heart beat
For the last time...
I like Fred and George
ReplyDeleteand Snape
EMMA WATSON KNOWS BEST :)
ReplyDeleteGinny is good in the books but I don't like her in the movies.
ReplyDelete*sighs*
ReplyDelete*sits in corner*
WOW!! THIS IS EPIC!! ... shame the computer doesn't have sound :(
ReplyDeleteNo! FDon't say the actor/actress names! That makes Harry Potter less real! And in my point of view Harry potter is REAL!!
ReplyDeleteI like... Harry.. and Draco (AWESOME)...
ReplyDeleteBut most of all...
I LIKE DAMON!!!!!
(From Vampire Diaries)
Ok, I gotta go byebye everyone!
ReplyDelete(sorry for messing your hair Dragona)
I like Draco too Bye
ReplyDeleteIf I go outside, those volatile snow monkeys will attack me...
ReplyDeleteIf Harry Potter is real, then where's MY Hogwarts letter?
ReplyDeleteWriting TTOTC with Tom Bombadil's theme.
ReplyDeletesounds cool Sarthacus
ReplyDeleteThanks...
ReplyDeleteAnd NOW I go to write.
Solong!
BYE TANITH!
ReplyDeleteI've just watched the trailer... it was awesome... this computer is really slow...
ReplyDelete@ Kallista, Hmm...
FAREWELL, S-MAN!
ReplyDeleteSo long I shall bid you a do *bows and sits in corner*
ReplyDelete::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::))))))))))))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteLOOK ME IN THE EYES
BUT WHICH ARE MY EYES???
Nicolette, read my fanfic...
ReplyDeleteAUF WIEDERSEHN NICOLETTE!
ReplyDeleteOh, look, Dragona, you KILLED Kallita, are you HAPPY NOW?
ReplyDeleteI've just got a feeling that none of you on here like me, I shoot you, throw you, and protect one of you. What Thrice said the other day about you being happier without me made me feel unwanted, and I know I go on about random crap... sorry...
ReplyDeleteDon't you DARE say yes...
ReplyDeleteyep down here
ReplyDelete*uses magic yorkshire pudding to bring Kallista back to zombie life*
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteI'm having a little rant about how my English teacher gave us 5 minutes to solve Einstein's riddle
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what Einstein's riddle is...
ReplyDeleteWhere has everyone gone?
ReplyDeleteThe question is: "Who owns the fish?"
ReplyDeleteHints:
The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.
THIS is Einstein's riddle
ReplyDeleteHe said only 2% of the population would be able to solve it without guessing
No one owns a fish...
ReplyDeleteDragona, somebody DOES own the fish...
ReplyDeleteI just have no idea who it is...
No one owns the fish?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteThat's what everyone guesses....
ReplyDeleteHey people.
ReplyDeleteWHO OWN'S THE FISH?!
ReplyDelete*breaks down in confusion*
The German?
ReplyDeleteI'm just depressed Kallista, just ignore me, I'm not here... I've blown up or something... I just get the feeling SOME of you don't...
ReplyDeleteThe German..
ReplyDeleteHi Darkane...
ReplyDeleteI say the German because were going to a german market tommorow .
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna be on and off, I'm watching a movie.
ReplyDeleteI say the German.
ReplyDeleteBut you need a specific answer...
ReplyDeleteLike, the German lives in the blue house and drinks coffee with the horses
I have my reasons...
ReplyDeleteim going to work it ou be bacl later
ReplyDeleteBye Darkane... :(
ReplyDeleteI've read it Kallista, and no, no one is coming back.
ReplyDeleteGive me a minute...
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_Puzzle
ReplyDelete^^^
LOOK AT THAT LUNAR, IT WILL HELP!
Brb... signing in on laptop...
ReplyDeleteNight Kallista, hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteNope, no one's coming back.
ReplyDeleteNight Kallista , :(
ReplyDeleteHeya Darkane
so far I have
ReplyDelete1st house yellow water
2nd house blue tea
3rd housered milk
4th house germ prince
5th house white beer
The German lived in the yellow house, and smokes Dunhill, Prince, Pall Mall, Blends, and Bluemasters.
ReplyDeleteI give up
ReplyDeleteBack...
ReplyDeleteBye Kallista...
Nicolette, I' not reading it and the reason there may be typos in this is cos i've got my hand pnver half nmy screen not looking at your coment
ReplyDeletebyr kallis5ta, hope you feel better soon
I went on a website that said if you look straight at the answer, not even attwmpting it then you should be ashamed
so im trying to work it out
Nicolette, read my fanfic...
ReplyDeleteNO.
ReplyDeleteFine :P
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts :S
ReplyDeleteI don't think Flo will be coming on tonight...
ReplyDeleteLol Jimmy's Food Factory is funny... making mash potato...
ReplyDeleteHmm... :S a drum thingy...
ReplyDelete*bashes head on keyboard* g ttgfhyujyh
ReplyDelete.......... I WANT MY LAPTOP BACK!
Hmm...
ReplyDelete*cries herself to sleep*
ReplyDelete*uses magic yorkshire pudding to magic up Nicolette a laptop*
ReplyDeletethanks ... but it's not my laptop .. NO MUSIC ON THIS THING!!...
ReplyDeleteIT'S KILLING ME!
Hmm...
ReplyDelete:P
ReplyDeleteWhere is everyone?
I THINK I'VE WORKED OUT THE BRITISH MAN DRINKS MILK
ReplyDeleteBUT I CAN'T BE SURE
WHY DID EINSTEIN HAVE TO BE SO CLEVER?
Awesome fan fic Dragona, I left a comment.
ReplyDelete*Slop*
ReplyDeleteAww no... my brain just melted all over the carpet... I should have listened to you Mr Landy. I thought I could take the dead awesomeness of Skulduggery but evidently not... *sigh*
Back...
ReplyDeleteLike a ninja :P
ReplyDelete*HUMS TO JINGLE BELLS AS SHE HAS NO LEAD ON WHO OWNS THE FISH*
ReplyDelete3rd
ReplyDeleteNot bad
I've replied to your comment Darkane...
ReplyDeleteWHY DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO OWN THE FISH?
ReplyDeleteBecause they like fish :S
ReplyDeletehttp://www.increasebrainpower.com/einsteins-riddle.html
ReplyDelete^^^
Look at that... if it helps...
LUNAR I HAVE THE ANSWER!
ReplyDeletePrince Cigar-smoking German in the green house owns the fish in Einstein's riddle.
^^^
THE ANSWER!
I Am so smart :P
ReplyDeleteLUUUNNNAAARRR!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE ANSWER IS THE PRICE CIGAR SMOKING GERMAN IN THE GREEN HOUSE!
No the website you got that off is so smart :P
ReplyDeleteplease answer me! I know the answer! Yippie!
ReplyDeleteClue # 6 says the person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds (house 3). Clue #10 says the man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats, so "cats" can only fit in the house 1 column. That leaves but one slot open, so the coffee-drinking, Prince Cigar-smoking German in the green house owns the fish in Einstein's riddle.
ReplyDeleteI AM A GENIUS :D
ReplyDeleteI never looked
ReplyDeleteYou probably cheated
But I wanna be part of the 2%
Anyway, The Norwegian HAS to live in the YELLOW house, which eliminates the Mary's possibility I think
I just read: The German lives in the yellow-
And I looked away
I WILL DO THIS ON MY OWN
Ok... maybe the website helped a tiny bit...
ReplyDeleteLunar... come on, just read it... it's easy... I am not in the 2%, and I doubt anyone in the country is... just read the answer...
ReplyDeleteNO
ReplyDeleteIf James frickin' Simon can do it, then so can I!
Dragona, I'm stubborn like that
I WON'T LOOK
And btw, the German lives in the GREEN house, he drinks coffee, and smokes Prince, and after you have finished the pet things (Danish owns horses, Swedish owns dogs, British owns birds, the house next to the person who smokes blends (house one) must own cats) and then there's only one possibility left, the GERMAN OWNS THE FISH!
ReplyDeleteAnd I did work it out, put only help with the house colours from a website...
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm a sad person who hasn't got anything better to do, so I figured out an annoying riddle...
ReplyDelete*Nicolette flips out and kills Dragona and Lunar with a candy cane*
ReplyDelete*dodges the candy cane*
ReplyDeletewoah crazy stuff
ReplyDeleteWhy won't anyone listen to me... the german owns the bloody fish...
ReplyDeleteANY HELP IS BAD HELP
ReplyDeleteI HURT MY EYE AGAIN LOOKING AWAY AS SOON AS I READ 'THE GERMAN'
STOP
PLEASE
I'VE GOT A METHOD
And I worked that out, except for the house colours which I got off a website... and THAT WAS IT... I WORKED IT OUT! EXCEPT FOR THE HOUSE COLOURS!
ReplyDeleteI haven't read the answer. I still say the German.
ReplyDeleteGod... damn it... Lunar, listen to me, I have worked it out...
ReplyDeleteMary, it IS the German... I have worked it out!
ReplyDeleteanddddd HERE I AM!!!!
ReplyDeleteI dpn't know the answer but I gueesed German because I'm going to the german market tommorow at school ... that reminds me I wont be on tommoz till 7:30pm +
ReplyDeleteHi Skulgirl...
ReplyDeleteyou guys will NEVER believe what my brother just saud
ReplyDeleteWhy won't anyone listen to the tall person who just worked out a riddle which is nearly impossible?
ReplyDeleteI don't really know where he lives, I think the yellow house...But I could be wrong...And...
ReplyDeleteWhat did he say Skulgirl?
ReplyDeleteHi Skulgirl
ReplyDeleteDragona... please, stop
I'm working it out BY MYSELF
The green house, he has a fish, smokes Prince and drinks coffee...
ReplyDeleteI've probably worked it out in half the time that Lunar will have...
ReplyDeletei was watching the skulduggery trailer *EPIC!* and my younger brother was yelling at me to call mom so he could talk to her and i held out my finger telling him to shush and he said,"It's jusst Skulduggery its nothing important" i almost slapped him but i would get in big trouble so i just started yelling at him
ReplyDeleteThis trailer is AWESOME! JUST. AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI love it! Great work, really! And I`d love to see that in German cinemas, too...
Lol Skulgirl...
ReplyDeletewait what riddle????
ReplyDeleteA german just came on ... LUNAR THIS IS A SIGN!
ReplyDeleteEinstien's Riddle "Who owns the fish?"
ReplyDeletei flipped out on him SKulduggery is basically my LIFE!!!!!!!!! i dream about it! no joke ive also had a few dreams with derek in it!
ReplyDeletePEOPLE don't know the answer... but they don't listen to people that do...
ReplyDeletei dont get it!
ReplyDeletei will listen hey i got a good riddle
ReplyDeleteyour in a room with no windows or doors you have a mattres a mirror a table and a calander you have to eat drink get out and get home in that order how do you do it????