Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Arbitrary Photos and a Point


Here is a photo of a kitten.

What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.

Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.

Oh look, here's one of my doggies!


Where was I?

Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...

Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.

Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!



Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...

These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.

And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!


And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!



How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...

After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.

And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...



These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.

My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.


Honest.


If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.

I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...

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hollies said...

First post !

hollies said...
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hollies said...

anyway I have a few fanfics xD
and i only like one though :/
http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=67.0

there's a link if you know you wanna read it and you should. READ IT!.

AND WHAT KIIYASHI SAID ( i would of done it you just needed to give me time :P)

Ivy Blake > said...

Yes guys listen to Kii he is right ! (grumbles about him always being right)

James said...

Doctor who is definitely on my to-do list for christmas day. Also on the list involve sleeping, gorging on anything edible and receiving looks of pity from my family as they look at how I have wrapped their presents

hollies said...

Is he, is he really?

pretty kitty and doggie. hm.
and strangely dressed children, which isn't odd.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Derek


*bows humbly*



The Lego Skulduggery and Valkirie are SO COOL!!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi again all

Ivy Blake > said...

What time is the Doctor who on at ? I missed it last year and had to watch it like a week later *sigh* I will be in bed, on the computer and watching Doctor who all day ! and reading I think. Yes Hollie he really is *sigh* XD

hollies said...

oh ok v.v

hmmm doctor who ><

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Could you please read octaboona's fanfiction?

He doesn't feel at all well and it would really cheer him up


And his fanfiction is really good

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Thankful in advance Master Landy



*bows humbly again*

Amirila High said...

I like the pictures!
As always, your posts is wonderful and enjoyable to read.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Landy, Laura, Katie and the nieces!

K4Y731GH said...

Hi, is my first ever time commenting on this blog............ um......... awesome pictures...... for future reference, I like doing dots lol........... MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL MINIONS AND GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!

K4Y731GH said...

I am alone :( i don't like being alone :(

Ivy Blake > said...

Luxes did this one and I think its good. http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=67.0

Liz said...

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ MY FANFICTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!




http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/10/dead-men-tales-part-1.html





ITS ONE OF MY BEST WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Dude, Kallista, you hit the nail on the head with that first paragraph!

Now, you HAVE to tell us what you've gotten Laura!
Pretty Please? :D

What a MARVELOUS way to start out a post!
I'm gonna have to do that sometime!

LOL my mom and I have done that whole, have sentence, reference to things know one else knows about thing with my mom before! My dad is often like, "Wait...... how did we get to the subject of of fried chicken?"
It's FUN! :D

Oh, I have to go now! I'll finish this later! ta-ta!

Liz said...

DEREK! YOU HAVE TO READ KALLISTA'S FANFIC!!!!! she is one of the sweetest, most awesome sauce people you will ever meet AND she's a wonderful writer!

Liz said...

i know, why do you keep taking it down?

Liz said...

*glomp hug* thanks Kallista!

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Anonymous said...

ok, Derek, first we have HELLBOY'S WORK:
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html

and Kallista's!
http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/2010/12/twisted-christmas-tale-of-bad-kallista.html

also... mine!
www.lenkasweet.blogspot.com

(NOTE: you can start from the beginning, but on Christmas Eve i'll post a Christmas themed story for my OC! so, if you're looking for a short one off you'll have to wait until then to read it ;))


er, there are so many... i basically agree with all the ones Kallista is so subtly hinting at you to read xD



Merry Christmas!

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Jaffa Morbid said...

I love your books!! I can't wait for the next one. Thank you for taking away the boredem and blocking out the real world, Derek Landy you are a saviour. I live in Australia so Doctor Who is going to be played on Boxing Day, I'm not impressed. I've got my own website, it's not very exciting but check it out it's http://jaffasreviews.blogspot.com I hope evryone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Anonymous said...

Derek is going to log on and go 'why do we get to 5000 comments so quickly?'
'because sir, you have one very outspoken fan...'
'oh no'
'oh yes. her name: KALLISTA PENDRAGON'
'dear lord, save us!'
xD

Liz said...

LOL Lenka

Anonymous said...

'we have a visual on KP sir!'
'good, now... fire!'

Liz said...

NO! do NOT shoot Kallista (till i tell you to) >:)

Anonymous said...

everytime i refresh this page, Kal is there, saying
I'M JUST GOING TO POST EVERY FANFICTION STORY ON BLOGGER RELATED TO SP, GIMME A SEC xD
lol
but no, i agree with all of Kal's story pickings, and mine are exactly the same (but i suggest not reading the apple bite on mine because that was a poor excuse for a writing piece...)

Anonymous said...

and i mean i'd recommend the same stories, not just to focus on mine (cos it's lame in comparison to some.) :P

Anonymous said...

Oh, Kal?





























TAG, YOU'RE IT!

Liz said...

its like potato chips :)

Liz said...

WOOHOOO! best song ever! "So what" by pink!!!!!! XD its awesome!

Liz said...

*starts bellowing* SO WHAT? I'M STILL A ROCK STAR! :P

Anonymous said...

For your consideration I offer a fanfic not based on Skulduggery Pleasant. Some might consider it blasphemy, but I thought a little variety would be nice.
Here's my Batman fanfic, called The Longest Night
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4402908/1/The_Longest_Night
Ideally, I'd like to recommend two of my other Batman stories, called Smoke and Mirrors and Cloak and Dagger, but they are considerably longer, and thus less likely to be read.

Liz said...

got to go help mum with x-mas cookies

ThatGirlTheyKnow said...

Hello Derek! If you want, you could read this-

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269604/1/Father_Beloved

Because I'm fairly certain the story-line hasn't been done before. Or much.

Nerdy Skeleton said...

I checked this was greeted by a picture of a kitten. It made my LIFE. Ah, I love reading this. Except the thing about there not being any movie anytime soon. That was pretty dang depressing, but everything else you post is hilarious and lovable.

(Also, in case you were curious, I had a dream in which my crazy friend and I met you. And you had a kid who turned out to be one of my friends. It was reeally strange.)

Anyway, finding that you'll be reading fanfiction also made me laugh. Quite a lot, actually. I would like to humbly suggest my own work, but most of it is immensely long. My most recent (and sort of favorite) is called "It Goes Bump in the Night" and while it's six chapters, they're all *relatively* short. I am posting a (dang long) Christmas fic on the 24th. Though I find the premise cliche, I'm having fun with it.

(Though be warned, I sure do like my Valduggery...)

This is my profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1894204/NerdySkeleton#

OH. Or this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6525884/1/Fletcher_Renns_Guides

That's written by my friend and I, and they're all pretty short.

I would also suggest my good Internet friend, Mademise Morte: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2209789/Mademise_Morte

Pretty much everything she writes is really morbid and crazy, but still very nicely done. I absolutely love her calendars. You'll know what I mean by that.

Or really, just browse the fanfiction.net archives for Skulduggery. We've have some talented writers (but then others who have the WORST GRAMMAR EVER). And then cackle evilly at the insane monsters that you have created.

:D

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek i agree with Kallista please read those fanfics they are from your mmost loyal fans who come onto the blog almost every day!!!! im stating a Fanfic but i havent gotten to the point of actualy writing the peice yet but i have writen some aparently amazing short peices according to some of your fans i dont belive them but as they say they are VERY SUPREAMLY TALENTED WRITERS!!!! you should DEFINATLEY look at all of them they are rare to come by and i think because of you they are inspiered to write! i know i am!....wow this comment is long maybe i should put on some of my work on here since i didnt put any on my blog you know the only reason i made a blog was so i could come on HERE! i found this blog a few months before the fourth book came out and ive been following it ever since i found it about two months before thefourth book came out and i joined the blog after the fifth book came out so i have been basically watching you guys like a spy but a really friendly rambunchious spy so yeah..... i wish you were still on so i could talk to you....

ThatGirlTheyKnow said...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6487945/1/Papa

This one is also fairly original...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hmm do you think i shuld post some of my work up here or is that selfish......hmmm.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ah im gonna put on some stuff i wrote anyways :)




this one is gonna be part of my new fanfic!



Tears stream down my face as trees blur by
the branches part and i fall to my knees
sitting there for a moment, i glance up just for a second,
i thought i would never see this again
a white fountain
long since used
ivy attached to the delicate stature,
the granet grayed and crumbled
i slowly rise
automatically searching for the loose stone
you and i once found
the stone appears
it pops off easily
inside hold treasures of the past
a book slightly browned of age
is the top of the stuff
i gingerly pick it up as to not break the pages
opening it i glance down
at familiar faces
tears of joy stream down my face and onto yours
my dream is interrupted by more footsteps
i turn around
and there you are
staring at me
your face brakes into a warm smile
"I knew you would come back!"



and this is for Skulduggerys ego

inky black fills the night
wind ripping at my hair
i glance at the stars
the only light
in this world of dark
one out shines the rest
almost another planet
foreign to the others
"Hey that one looks like you!"
"What do you mean its a star?"
"No...thats your ego!"



and this is a random one that i got bored and wrote:)

frost coats the ground
blankets of white gems
warm the greenery
the inky black nights
over stretch leaving holes
the full moon lighting my path
through the night
to the place where i first saw you
the place i shall never forget
the place
i watched you die
it haunts my memories
as bright as the fires glow
i never admit it
but i never thought you left
your still alive
inside of me
you will never die
your memory will live
forever


oh no wait i think that last one i made when we thought flo was gonna leave the blog


this is another on again bordome

Green Dragon


It slithers down my throat
Cold and hard,
Into my gut
Where it twists and knots
Around my stomach

It grinds against my spine
Rubbing it raw
So I can’t even stand

Sickly slimy and dark cold
It craws up my throat again
To enter my mind

Tearing up the mind
To replace it with black holes
That fills the void with nothing
That can ever satisfy you

Hunger grows
The dragon feeds on the soul
Replacing it
With black goo

Satisfied with it’s work
It shoots out of weakened spine
Leaving an empty shell
In it’s place.

huh a lot of that came out of boredom who knew!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek i hope you read that!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

or at least glance at it pass it then come back to it when you realize that it was some work done by the crazed skulgirl13

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i cant wait till kallista comes back! or maybe even the great Derek will be so kind as to still be up and check his blog AGAIN!

Aimee =] said...

Have faith! This year might be different, your sister might get you something awesome =]

Merry Christmas :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Oh Derek yes i must say i am one of those people who will be getting the awkward wave and smile because dun d du dan! im JEWISH! so i celebrated Chanukkah so basicaly that means im b=gonna be bored out of my mind on Christmas day and eve cus all my friends celebrate Christmas no joke! Soyeah you might see a lot of me on the blog on friday and saturday yeah......this is getting really awkward...oh by the way my moms name is Laura isnt that strange????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OH! Hi kallista! im fine a little on the disappointed side but still very good!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK LANDY!!!! can you PLEASE tell us an approximate date for the Sixth Skulduggery Book and also the name of the book would be nice to know too...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Im gonna be bummed on friday and saturday and totaly bored out of my mind! All my friends willbe elsse where and i will be stuck at home with nothing but child movies and christmas reruns

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aww not again! JK

Kiiyashi, The Forum Admin said...

Kallista, Skulgirl.
Instead of just holding small scale discussions and commenting massively on Derek's blog, join the Skulduggery Forums and talk there.

We're always looking for more active members.

Here's a link.

http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/index.php

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh umm ok Kiiyashi thanks

Rebella Tears said...

awesome Derek!

to all those out there in blogging land i wish u a merry christmas! i will need to ba on a exercise bike all day with all the food...



2day big W sent us a free movie of *drumroll* tomorrow when the war began!

my mum complains alot...

i am just filling up the blogging space with all this soooo merry Christmas, and SP pics rule! SP is needlessly awesome and i shall neva 4get

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

food food food i never really understood Christmas or the fact that we need ten days off for a d=two day holiday when we have a celebration of 8 ddays and we dont get one lousy day off!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Maybe ill just invade the whole blog take up a WHOLE PAGE!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

That would actually be pretty fun thing to do

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek would probably get SOOOOO mad or just shocked that one person could become sooo bored

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LOL kallista!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

also i found out that im most likely going to another school than my friends and i dont want to seperate from them ive known them since kindergarten and since sixth grade!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SHES the one thats making me go to the different school! i wold be going to the same school as them but NOOOOO my mom HAS to send me to hebrew high school she says its a good learning experience >:(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah tell that to the queen of evil

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah thankfully my dad is aginst sending me there but i think mom has more power over the subject than he does *bites lip*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah the only good thing that would come out of goig there woud be that i get a facebook but i really dont care for it id rather go to school with my friends than go to a school where i know no one and have a facebook

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah the one slightly major problem....he works during the day only see him at nights and on the week end when moms on rampage so there is NO WAY! to talk to dad without getting mom mad

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

its not totally set yet but im pretty sure it will be soon i hope not though

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

all we can do is hope well all i can do at least %)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well why am i acting sad i should be happy Derek wrote a new post SUPER fast! so thats good and the fact that winter break starts tomorrow!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LOL go write some more i need a new fanfic to read!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GOOD LUCK11111111

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Gah Kallista i must leave! for my computer is dying and i must sleep! soooooo yeah...



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Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... Derek, please read a better one of mine if you do. With my others they were rubbishy. Please read one of my newer ones.

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like my older ones.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Nice cat btw. And I like the little lego people.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... I'm going to be here most of the day.

Dragona Pine said...

Unless I go on GoldenEye. Or my PS2.

Minnie said...

Cute kitten!
Cute doggy!
Cool Skulduggery-related pics!
Cute babies!

I hope Laura's present gets there on time.

On Christmas, we're doing what we always do: eating, opening presents, eating, visiting grandparents, sledding, maybe playing Apples to Apples.

You know this blog has been going for more than a month now? It's been going for, like, a year! I just noticed. Happy blog anniversary everyone!

I hope you get presents you like, I'm glad the new book is going so well, and I wish you a Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! And happy...other occasions too!

Anonymous said...

BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!! HEY derek!!!! SOO sorry i have not been writing so much on your blogs anymore seeing as i have found better things to do with my life....actually, thats a lie. :) i have been on lately to see wazzup with the movie :) and you know who i want to play skulduggery i do hope :) bwahahahahah. Hope you have a very merry christmas and a happy new year :) -Luv Bwhahah girl/snooks :)

Minnie said...

Oh, and Jesus is the reason for the season!

Dragona Pine said...

IIIIIIIIIASADFLKSAJFSKL

Dragona Pine said...

I am bored. Simply, bored.

Dragona Pine said...

Someone better come on soon.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going on my PS2 now. Bye.

lilian.thigh said...

I think I'm one of the few who CHEERED for the ending of Mortal Coil, and, well...
http://cheesecakem-consumo.deviantart.com/art/Mr-Sanguine-s-To-Do-List-187602157

A one-shot. Nothing too dangerous, I hope. ^^

Here the obligatory They're All So CUTE! Even the Legos!

Merry Boxng Day, everyone!

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lilian.thigh said...

Come to think of it, here's a FINE author: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2478241/Hugo_The_Diabolical_Penguin

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Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

BellaDonna Curse said...

HA! I knew you would like Doctor Who!!!! Whovian instinct! (I could also tell that Gerard Way was a whovian....)
I would personally die if I missed it... Like inside anyway...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

On Star Wars Battlefront I had an awesome Victory screen. It pauses on whatever place you were and says Victory, or Defeat. There was one guy left on the map in a turret. I saw him and went after him, I used my jetpack to get up to his level (he was on a building) and then I fired my electricity gun. He was caught in the crackling electricity, he fired a bullet towards me and I was mid-way through dying. I was dead, my electricity gun was firing, the guy who I fired AT was dead, the turret was exploding and then it said "Victory"

Dragona Pine said...

Pyro are you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm a loner again aren't I?

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*


Great... I'm a loner.

Folding Cranes said...

I have a few, under te name MakingPaperCranes ifyou fancy a reads of them.
and i have the same problem with presents not turning up, i'm still waiting for ALOT of mine to get here. ah well, i'm sure just balls of wrapping paper will do the job on christmas day :)

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane! I was larrified!

Lacuna Chi said...

fan-fiction
Skulduggery pleasant the terrible truth
p.s tell us your pressies

Darkane Claw said...

You always are in the morning. It's snowing really heavily here so I can't go ice skating and have a sleep over at my friends. :(

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

I come on here in the morning because I've got nothing to do.



Poor Darkane, wait, you go ice scating?

Alexandre Requiem (Lynda) said...
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Alexandre Requiem (Lynda) said...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skulduggery-Pleasant/54064762985?ref=ts&v=wall#!/topic.php?uid=54064762985&topic=16424



My fanfic which is terrible. The rest is somewhere in the next pages of the discussion. I don't like it, so I doubt you will either, Master Derek.
Merry Christmas all.

Darkane Claw said...

Well there are like 3 ice skating rinks near me so yeah I go a bit.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Octa.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Octa.

Dragona Pine said...

YES YOU DIDN'T MENTION MINE! YEY!

Octa said...

Well you asked not to :)

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Darkane Claw said...

Octa, why'd you mention mine? I have mine in 16 different pieces.

Octa said...

Will be on and off.

Am still quite ill but I can open my eyes without getting splitting headaches or nausea now.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Octa. Hope you feel better soon.

Octa said...

I mentioned your The End piece. It's short and I find it amusing.

Not the 16 part fanfic.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Octa.



Mentioning mine WOULD have been nice lol. But that doesn't matter. :P

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, thanks. Glad you liked it.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb, having my dinner, or for you POSH people, Lunch.

Darkane Claw said...

NOOOO!!!!!!!! I'm a loner...... fine. I'm going for a bit.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm a loner again aren't I?

Star Lord said...

DEREK PLEASE READ MY FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!



Skulduggerised please?

Valkyrised please?

Derekised please?

If you do, THANK YOU!

K4Y731GH said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Hi Sarthacus.

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh Derek, could you read mine as well?

Star Lord said...

Uh, the link is: www.tendrilsoffate.blogspot.com/

And yu can find all sortf of fanfiction, AND a sneak peak at the book I'm writing! (Please read "The Trap of the Crow"! My best book yet!)

Thanks, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!

P.S, when are you coming to Scotland?

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com




^^^

That's mine. The newer one's are better.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people. Sorry, I had to clear all the snow from the drive way.

Darkane Claw said...

Anyone on?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

Of course I'm on.

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry, I was checking my dA

Dragona Pine said...

DA?

Darkane Claw said...

devaintArt. Or Dumbledoors army. Whatever floats your boat.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Darkane Claw said...

Wouldn't it be awesome if the sea was apple juice.

Darkane Claw said...

MINE

Darkane Claw said...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

YEY FIRST! MY Hmm... RULES THE PAGE!

Darkane Claw said...

Why Dragona? WHY? *Shoves snow down is back.

Star Lord said...

Mmmmmmmmm, red apples... mmm...!

Dragona Pine said...

*the snow melts as Dragona is in an oven*



*water evaporates*

Darkane Claw said...

His not is.


Hey Sarthacus.

Star Lord said...

Brb

Darkane Claw said...

Um.... how long have you been on that oven.

Darkane Claw said...

My hair smells like strawberry ground bait. Who make a shampoo that smells like ground bait?

Darkane Claw said...

makes not make. Evil typos.

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TrJl-kU1Oc





^^^


Watch that, all of it, it is NOT what you think.

Darkane Claw said...

My rabbits are eating snow. Strange.

Dragona Pine said...

I've been in the oven for a few years... my giraffe muffin is keeping me company.

Darkane Claw said...

Why is the toilet a bunny?

Octa said...

I'm feeling sleepy. *yawns*

Dragona Pine said...

It's not a BUNNY, it's a RABBID.



HI OCta.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Octa.

Octa said...

Hi Dragona

Lunar Tears said...

I think I've worked who all of them people are dressed up as... Except for the one in front... I'll say she's China, but she reminds me more of the Banshee...

Anyway...

MERRY CHRISTMAS MR LANDY!

And everyone else, too!

And I'm going over my Aunty's for Christmas, and I might have to stay over my Nanna's, but I want to spend Christmas night at home!

And thank-you for reminding me! I'm not missing Doctor Who either this year!

Octa said...

I never miss Doctor Who.

It is far too awesome to miss.

How can people miss it?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Lunar.

Octa said...

Hi Lunar!

Dragona Pine said...

I miss it. Sometimes.

Miki said...

Hi there Mr. Landy. Unfortunately I'm not much of a writer, so I hope you'll enjoy a little fanart instead, seeing as my fanfiction would be appaling.

http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq208/miki_rawr_tikus/2010-11/SpFanart.jpg?t=1293108166

I hope you like it! I'd send you a print but the quality and resolution aren't high enough =/

Lunar Tears said...

HELLO!

BUT I CAN'T STAY!

I NEED TO TIDY MY ROOM!

AND THEN WASH UP!

@Octa
Because people get distracted beating their family at Guitar Hero by a landslide

Octa said...

*coughs*

I'm overly obssesed tis all. A doctor who fanatic :D

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Lunar.

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, zombified unicorns.

Lunar Tears said...

Miki's picture is awesome.

I'm nosy, I mean curious, so I looked...

HeHe

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Thrice!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thrice.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Thrice.

Lunar Tears said...

OK, well, bye everyone!

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Lunar.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mmm... we had a party earlier, it was fun!

Derek, i am not too sure i want you to read my fanfic, i dont want them read by someone NEARLY as good as you. but you can if you really want to

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lunar.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye Lunar, because of my excellent timing i managed to come on as you left

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Thrice.

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, vlogbrothers.

Octa said...

*whistles*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i think Tanith might come on soon

Lunar Tears said...

An ambulance has pulled up outside my house...

I think Freda's going to hospital again...

I guess the magic truffles we gave her didn't work...

Oh, no, we ate those...

The magic sea shells we gave her...

:(

Anonymous said...

Any fanfiction by ThreeBooksInTheFire, who, as far as I am aware, can be found on fanfiction.net and Deviantart. She's a skilled writer and absolutely hilarious.

Dragona Pine said...

I hope Flo comes on tonight.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

no, she isn't bothered

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

Are zombies better then unicorns?

Lunar Tears said...

*looks at Dragona in a way to say, Flo? Oooohhh*

Octa said...

unicorns are better than zombies

Dragona Pine said...

I think they're both the same Darkane. Cherry Muffins would be above them though.

Octa said...

Bye all!

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Octa.

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Octa :(

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi Octa, bye Octa

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Octa.

Octa said...

Although Scapegrace and Gerald (I too refuse to call him Thrasher) are hilarious and are even better than Cherry Muffins :D

Lunar Tears said...

I GOT AWAY WITH FOR ONCE! WOO!

*dances with the singing munchkins*

Dragona Pine said...

Gerald the zombie. :S



How about Dragons? They would be better than THEM.

Dragona Pine said...

*she does the dance as a soul catcher comes from above and locks her inside*


You NEARLY did.

Lunar Tears said...

Dwarf Dragons are amazing!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

Hmm... why aren't you letting leprechauns have their say?

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