Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Arbitrary Photos and a Point


Here is a photo of a kitten.

What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.

Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.

Oh look, here's one of my doggies!


Where was I?

Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...

Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.

Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!



Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...

These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.

And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!


And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!



How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...

After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.

And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...



These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.

My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.


Honest.


If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.

I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...

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Lunar Tears said...

Well, at least I never sot told to shut up when I didn't say anything... Which I get told to do a lot...

Darkane Claw said...

Dwarf Dragons?

Lunar Tears said...

*got

Dragona Pine said...

Little dragons.

Lunar Tears said...

Dwarf Dragons are dragons, but really small. They are really mischevious too, and cause lots of havoc

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Dragons exist. I've seen one.



























*looks out of the window as a pheasant walks up the road*



















See?

Lunar Tears said...

*chokes on breakfast*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mmm... i think leprechauns arre cooler though

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lol

Dragona Pine said...

*slides down a rainbow*















*kills the leprechaun at the bottom*



































































*takes his gold*

























































































YEY!

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hey, leprechauns will get revenge

*army of leprechauns come over a hill*

see?

Dragona Pine said...

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.








*tries to act smart although he is pointing out the obvious*





I HAVE THE BIGGEST BRAIN IN THE WORLD, DON'T I?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...
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Dragona Pine said...

*Battalion of Dragona clones come marching up holding Automatic Shotguns, Sigmus 9s and Stuager U1-As*


And I fight back. See?

Lunar Tears said...

That was what I was gonna say, Thrice

HIGH 5!

*puts palm up for a high five*

Miki said...

Thanks Luna, I'm glad you liked it =)

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hmm... leprechauns, run for your gold!

Lunar Tears said...

And then you delete the comment

Lunar Tears said...

OK, Miki

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry, I had to put away the shopping. And I had a very big argument with my mum so I'm in a really bad mood now.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Darkane, but don't be in a bad mood.




*takes cover for anger explosion*

Lunar Tears said...

*looks at Dragona taking cover*

*laughs*

Your the one who THROWS PEOPLE, and you're hiding from a girl?

Good.

Because you SHOULD

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not hiding. I'm taking cover from an EXPLOSION.

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, REALLY?

*voice takes a sarcastic tone*

Darkane Claw said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I;m going to KILL her.

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh really.



*comes out of cover as Darkane is not going to blow up, smoke rises from her head*













































*locks Lunar's soul catcher in another soul catcher*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

some girls are the people you have to hide from,pinching and slapping are the worst weapon to be hit with

Lunar Tears said...

*watches as Darkane's brother locks all the kitchen knives away*

Dragona Pine said...

Nah... slapping ain't bad... I've been slapped before. I didn't do anything though... ah yeh I called her a tangerine... I suppose i DID deserve it... but all I did was tell the truth.

Lunar Tears said...

I only ever slap one person.

And that's because he says... Never mind

Darkane Claw said...

Well, locking away the kitchen knives isn't going to do anything because I have a dagger in my room........

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Lunar Tears said...

After I slap him, he doesn't say anything else though.

*watches as a random person in the room raises an eyebrow*

*adds grumpily*

He screams instead.

Lunar Tears said...

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DAGGER IN YOUR ROOM?

Dragona Pine said...

He must be a whimp.

Darkane Claw said...

Well you know......... because my brother gave it to me.

Lunar Tears said...

He is... He was one of the people I had a water fight with in the rain. It was me vs... Well, everyone else.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mmm... when i get pinched i crush the person's hand, only one person ever pinches me, she pinches everyone, she comes on here under the name of tanith

Darkane Claw said...

Because..... he wanted to?

Lunar Tears said...

I have a lot of fights with my best friend...

You know, pen fights, water fights, pinching fights, sword fights...

Darkane Claw said...

Highlighter fights are the best.

Dragona Pine said...

I have fights with random year 10s and 11s. And I beat a Sikh in a sword fight.

Lunar Tears said...

I'll have to try that...

I'll have the illuminous orange...

Yes...

Lunar Tears said...

Ooh!

The tickets for Sunderland v Newcastle are here!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Lunar Tears said...

In January, I might have a valid argument against all the petty Newcastle supporters in my class...

Lunar Tears said...

I have to tidy my room now.

Bye Everyone!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lunar.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Lunar

Darkane Claw said...

Hmm indeed.

Dragona Pine said...

Yep. Hmm... makes the world go round :P

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye lunaar

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

When you first said my fanfic on the first page Kallista, why did you say "Some real talent there" or something like that?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi kallista

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

I think someone likes Octa :P




Not saying who...



*glances at Kallista*

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm so evil :P

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lol

Dragona Pine said...

*there is no one behind Kallista*

Dragona Pine said...

*she knows what Dragona is on about secretly when he said "Someone likes Octa" but she does not want to admit it*

Darkane Claw said...

Pica is a disease where you eat things that aren't actually food.

Star Lord said...

MY DAD HAS RETIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HE'S 60!!!!!!!!




AFTER CHRISTMAS AND NWE YEAR THERE COULD BE A DOG IN MY LINE OF SIGHT!!!!!!

TheEggzillaSnowLeopard said...

I'm just opening christmas presents all day :3
And eating.
Merry Christmas Derek! :D

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool sarthaxcus

Darkane Claw said...

Cool Sarthacus. Hope you get a dog. They're so awesome.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brb, this is gone funny

Star Lord said...

Retiring is a desiese?

Darkane Claw said...

No, pica is a disease.

Dragona Pine said...

That's not the ONLY disease Kallista has.



I think she has Shelovesoctabutdoesntwanttoadmitititus.

Dragona Pine said...

*eats twig*

Dragona Pine said...

Octa Withdrawls, Pain in legs, Deleting fanfiction.

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Kallista.

Darkane Claw said...

YAY!!!!!! It's snowing.

Star Lord said...

Oh, soKallistalovesOctaboonaAmbrosiusbutshedoesn'twanttoadmitittousdoesshe?

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Oh and I haven't forgotten Pica which may be a symptom of Shelovesoctabutdoesntwanttoadmitititus

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Sarthacus, that is correct :P

Dragona Pine said...

But it also has another name. It is also known as:


Kallistalovesoctaboonaambrosiusitus.

Dragona Pine said...

And I'm so evil :P

Lunar Tears said...

Did Kallista delete her fanfic?

Darkane Claw said...

No your not Dragona. You could never be evil.

Dragona Pine said...

Yes she did Lunar.

Dragona Pine said...

And Darkane, I'm always evil. I AM evil.

Lunar Tears said...

NO!

I was gonna spend Christmas Eve reading it! Along with everyone else's

:(

Lunar Tears said...

Sarthacus, can I put you in my fanfic if your still there?

Dragona Pine said...

Don't kill me off Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

YEY!

Dragona, I probably AM going to kill you off. But I'm going to kill a lot of people off.

Star Lord said...

Lunar, yes you can, and to anyone else who wants to use me, I'm in!

Lunar Tears said...

Hello Kallista

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista... I fear the Kallistalovesoctaboonaambrosiusitus may be getting worse.

Dragona Pine said...

Don't kill me off Lunar... my character isn't easily defeated. Actually it probably would take an army. Or something that size. He never gives up and he practically IS a weapon.

Darkane Claw said...

I need to draw something. Any suggestions?

Star Lord said...

Rammstein is an awesome band..!

Dragona Pine said...

And if I DO die. It has to be heroic and dramatic. Everyone has to be sad and I HAVE to save at least 3 people lol.

Dragona Pine said...

And I have to have a really cool last sentence, a really dramatic one with lots of feeling of sadness.

Darkane Claw said...

Mkine

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, Dragona got it.

I think I'm gonna draw Death the Kid.

Lunar Tears said...

OW

I have no idea what I have just done, but it REALLY hurts...

I think... I've punched the top of my spine, if that's possible... OW...

Dragona Pine said...

*coughs*


1st, twice in a row!

Dragona Pine said...

Poor Lunar :P

Star Lord said...

MEIN HERZ BRENNT!!!!



*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*

Sie kommen zu euch in der nach,
Die warten nbis der Mond erwacht,
Damonen, Geister, Schwarze Feen...


MEIN HERZ BRENNT!

*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*

MEIN HERZ BRENNT!

*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*


MEIN HERZ BRENNT!

*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*

*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*
*Dununun, dunununun, DUNUNUN, duninununun*

Dragona Pine said...

WTH Sarthacus?

Star Lord said...

Why do you all care about getting 1st?

Lavender said...

Hi Derek, (And everyone else ^_^) I hope you have a lovely Christmas. Also could some of the cans have a look at my stories and comment to see what they say? It'd be really nice if you did :P By the way, they arent an fiction really, just fantasy.
-A.S

Dragona Pine said...

It makes our days :P

Lunar Tears said...

ATTACK OF THE DUNUNUN'S!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Star Lord said...

Hello?

Lunar Tears said...

Well, I'd better wash up before my Dad gets home...

GRRRRRRR

THE MAN IN THE WHITE VAN WON'T GO AWAY!!

Darkane Claw said...

OK, I;m gonna be on and off because I'm drawing.

Dragona Pine said...

Don't kill me off Lunar... my character isn't easily defeated. Actually it probably would take an army. Or something that size. He never gives up and he practically IS a weapon.
And if I DO die. It has to be heroic and dramatic. Everyone has to be sad and I HAVE to save at least 3 people lol. And I have to have a really cool last sentence, a really dramatic one with lots of feeling of sadness.

Lunar Tears said...

OK, the man in the white van was some sort of delivery guy. But he delivered to the WRONG HOUSE

STUPID DELIVERY GUY!

Star Lord said...

New name.

Dragona Pine said...

Longshanks wtf?

Darkane Claw said...

Sarthacus Bolt is better.

Lunar Tears said...

I'VE FOUND WHERE MY PARENTS ARE KEEPING MY iPOD TOUCH!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

BUT SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DON'T TELL THEM

Lunar Tears said...

AND CAPS LOCK COMES off

Dragona Pine said...

I'm so smart.



















































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Tomorrow is Xmas eve.

Dragona Pine said...

Lunar, have you read my comment about killing me off in your fanfic?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Lunar Tears said...

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Out of Christmas

Lunar Tears said...

HALF THE PAGE IS MINE!

Lunar Tears said...

Yes, I did Dragona, and I found it hilarious how whiny you can be when you care about something, like your character being killed off in somebody's fanfic

Dragona Pine said...

I amaze myself sometimes. If that's possible.

Star Lord said...

New post on blog.

Dragona Pine said...

Just don't kill me off. Or I'll add YOU into my Transformers fanfic and have you getting killed by someone stupid. Like a bush. Or a robot scorpion. No, a bush...

Lunar Tears said...

That would be hilarious so I don't mind that...

In fact, I WANT that to happen...

PLEASE add me to your Transformers FanFic, Dragona

Star Lord said...

Annnnnd...


IT's a race to Longshanks' Blog, loks like Dragona's got the lead, but - NO, Darkane's taking over him, thry're both reading, but who will get the first comment? Darkane reading aliek lightning across water there, and Dragona just as quick! DRAGONA GET'S THE FIRST COMMENT! Congratulations, Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

You're not supposed to say that. Just don't kill me off. I'll add you in.

Lunar Tears said...

OK, but your still going to die

Dragona Pine said...

*bows*



*takes the trophie*



Thank-you, thank-you...

Lunar Tears said...

I'm going to read your story after I wash up, S-Man

Bye, People's

Star Lord said...

Brb...

Dragona Pine said...

Come on Lunar. Don't kill me off or a WON'T add you in :P just please don't kill me off... I'll let you out of your soul catchers AND bring you back to life :P

Dragona Pine said...

And THEN add you in.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

THUNDER!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Have you READ my comment Lunar?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

DUN DUN DUN! Lol Kallista.

Star Lord said...

My blog looks a hell of a lot cooler now...! :D

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Lunar Tears said...

YES, I DID read your comment Dragona, and, to be honest, I'm just going to kill you off anyway, and now, in the LEAST dignified way I can think of, and you'll die either saying, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, or CUSTARD, or THE WORLD WOULD SUCK WITHOUT ME, which would be ironic because then you'd die. Although, I can't exactly imagine you saying that, but I'll change it.

Dragona Pine said...

*points a pistol at Sarthacus' head*



CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK OR ELSE!

Dragona Pine said...

I don't want to be in your fanfic then Lunar :P take me out of it.

Lunar Tears said...

*chuckles*

It's too late.

Darkane Claw said...

I can't draw one stupid eye! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

No, don't Kallista.

Lunar Tears said...

*sticks a dummy in Dragona's mouth*

Stop being a baby about it.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye. If you don't see me again, blame it on Lunar... cya.

Lunar Tears said...

He's being a baby about it.

*sticks a different dummy in her mouth*

Lunar Tears said...
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Darkane Claw said...

OMG!!!!!! Dragona is Black Star! None of you will get this reference but he is.

Lunar Tears said...

LA LA LAA

Lunar Tears said...

Hello?

Darkane Claw said...

Hi.

Laura Jordan said...

Hey :)
All of those pictures are totally awesome! :D
Wow, you're going to read some fanfics? It doesn't really matter which ones you pick - they're all kind of awesome!!
I have an account of fanfiction.net
... I'm a little torn as to whether I should say what my name is, beceause as much as I would love to have Derek read my fanfics... I'm a little scared about whether he would like them or not. They are for a certain... type of Skulduggery fan...(fletcher fans look away now)
Derek, you may not be totally enthralled with all my ideas, but if you want to risk it, my name is Sabrina Sparrow.
If you dont like them - I'm really sorry! Chapters 2, 4, and 8 (each chapter is a different little story) are probably the best bet. If all else fails, there are tons of other good writers :) And better luck to me next time, right?
Thanks, I hope you have an amazing Christmas, and that Laura's present gets to you on time!
Bye!!! :)

Lunar Tears said...

Look who's number 2 on the list...

Lunar Tears said...

*shakes head*

Dragona Pine said...

I'M not making you sad... Lunar's fault.








And I'm not being a baby. I'm an extremist.
































see 'ya... sometime...

Darkane Claw said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have everything else drawn well and this one eye is just... AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Dragona, your getting upset about one fan fic? You're in loads of fan fics.

Lunar Tears said...

*glares at Dragona*

Lunar Tears said...

*sighs*

OK, I'm going to go now and either draw, write, or look for Christmas presents. Bye everyone.

Darkane Claw said...

I;m here, just drawing.

Dragona Pine said...

When Lunar doesn't write what she said she will in her fanfic. I shall return. Until then... bye.

Dragona Pine said...

Fine. I'm staying on until she comes back on and then I'm going to make her promise not to write that. If she does, I'll stay. If she doesn't, I'll just leave and never come back. Happy?

Star Lord said...

..o

o.O

O.O
O.0
0.0

Darkane Claw said...

I've given up trying to get the eye right.


Lol Kallista, you know me too well.

Star Lord said...

Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Sarthacus.

Star Lord said...

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Brb...

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Dragona Pine said...

You've all abandoned me. I bet your glad I'm leaving if Lunar won't write it. Because you hate me.

Darkane Claw said...

I don't hate you.

Dragona Pine said...

You always abandon me. Then you say "I had to leave suddenly" when you're just trying to get away from me.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to recommend the story "Getting Over It" by yapyap: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6563279/1/Getting_Over_It

Being the boyfriend of Skulduggery Pleasant's best friend isn't easy.

And yapyap shows the reader exactly why that is the case.

The characterizations of Fletcher, Val, and Skulduggery are spot on. The mixture of wry humour and scenes tight with tension makes for a really entertaining read, and the central conflict of the story is resolved with a shocking twist.

Highly recommended, like all other stories by that author.

Darkane Claw said...

I'm drawing.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

Where's everyone? I myswell leave anyway because you always abandon me.

Darkane Claw said...

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

OK, Dragona, what do you want me to promise?

Dragona Pine said...

Promise you'll not kill me in your fanfic.

Lunar Tears said...

I'm sorry Dragona, but I can't do that. But I CAN promise you'll have a really dignified and dramatic death, and you'll say something cool, and I was already going to make you die saving Flo, and possibly Kallista. Is that OK?

Dragona Pine said...

Um... I've just realised. Lunar, this is your first piece of fanfic, right? It'll be a bit tacky/gay/theworstfanficever if people start dying.

Lunar Tears said...

How do you know that's not the point?

Lunar Tears said...

BYE!

Dragona Pine said...

Then what's the point in doing it?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going too if you won't promise me that. You wouldn't be able to kill my character ANYWAY. So bye. YOUR FAULT LUNAR!

Dragona Pine said...

And now I'm GLAD I'm not following your blog Lunar.

Dragona Pine said...

So this is my final comment.

































Bye.

Dragona Pine said...

I shall delete my fanfic before I go... bye.

Darkane Claw said...

Dragona, you were really sad when Flo had to leave. Now your going to out all of us through that again just so you don't die in a story? You're in loads of other fan fics. Please don't leave.

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