Thursday, December 9, 2010

The List


Okay then, here is the LONG list of UK cinemas in which the book trailer will be appearing. It’ll be shown in the pre-film adverts- so it won’t be part of the movie trailer section- at selected showings of Harry Potter and the new Narnia. We can’t give specific performance times or dates, unfortunately, so all you can do is HOPE that you pick a screening over the next two weeks where it’ll be shown...

For those of you who won’t get a chance to see it on the big screen, you have my commiserations. If it makes you feel any better- even I won’t be able to see it in a cinema. How much does THAT suck?

But for those of you who DO get to see it, come back here and tell me how it looks, okay?



MIDLANDS
Birmingham VUE
Birmingham AMC Broadway Plaza
Birmingham (Erdington) Showcase
Birmingham Empire
Coventry Showcase
Dudley Showcase
Walsall Showcase

LONDON
Thurrock VUE
 Acton VUE
Watford VUE
Harrow VUE
North Finchley VUE
Dagenham VUE
Finchley Road VUE
Shepherd’s Bush VUE
Staines VUE
Croydon (Grants) VUE
Islington VUE
Fulham Broadway VUE
Romford VUE
Wood Green VUE
Westfield VUE
London Piccadilly Apollo
Wimbledon HMV Curzon
Chelsea Cinema
Bluewater Showcase
Newham Showcase
Bromley Empire
London Leicester Square Empire
Sutton Empire

YORKSHIRE
Doncaster VUE
Sheffield VUE
Leeds (Kirstall Road/Cardigan) VUE
Leeds (THE LIGHT) Showcase
Leeds (BIRSTALL) Showcase

NORTH EAST
Hartlepool VUE
Stockton (TEESIDE) Showcase
Newcastle Empire
Sunderland Empire
LANCASHIRE
Bolton VUE
Birkenhead VUE
Cheshire Oaks VUE
Manchester (South Quays) VUE (Red Cinema)
Southport VUE
Bury (The Rock) VUE
Altrincham Apollo
Liverpool Showcase
Wigan Empire

WALES AND WEST
Bristol Cribs VUE
Bristol Longwell Green VUE
Bristol Orpheus
Bristol (AVON MEADS) Showcase
Bristol (CABOT CIRCUS) Cine de Lux
Cardiff VUE
Cardiff (NANTGAWR) Showcase
Swansea VUE
Merthyr Tydfil VUE
Cwmbran VUE
Port Talbot Apollo

CENTRAL SCOTLAND
Edinburgh (OMNI) VUE
Edinburgh (OCEAN) VUE
Livingstone VUE
Glasgow East Showcase
Glasgow (PAISLEY)
Clydebank Empire


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sarah wilkinson said...

FIRST!!!!!!!! FINALLY

sarah wilkinson said...

now ive got over that excitement!

dear landy my lord, could you please tell me the the colour of the next book? you havnt done a red one yet ^^ OMD (oh my derek) i cant believe i got here first XDDDDD anyways, continue to rule over Irlandy (Ireland) and make people lives better by parading around your awesomeness... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *coughs nervously and bows* i depart you smothered in your awesomeness... you're the one i pray to at night ^^ be well XD

Hannah said...

Hey man, how come you're so based in England? We were your fans first. :( We OWN you man.

sarah wilkinson said...

ahh but red really wldnt go... hmmm, ill leave it up to you ^^

Liz said...

*sulks* I don't live in the UK, so i can't see the trailer :(

Unknown said...

Hey look im near the top

Unknown said...

GG, Ive got 2 ask, WHY DO YOU HATE TANITH?

Unknown said...

kallista pendragon, Dragona pine and thrice dozer u all need 2 get a life

Luna Devine said...

yay highest ive ever been
dont sulk!!*giggl*

Mary Hiashi said...

Dear lord...
Shall I kick the lot of you?

Liz said...

*sulks*

Liz said...

oh hi Mary! nice to see you! (even though you've been in a cruddy mood lately)

Liz said...

got to go, dinner time

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm in a funk. And by my breath I swear to change. Yet held back be I by the paradox of the mind. So then shall I wait for my solace come.

Mary Hiashi said...

Also, all who are trying to speak 'poshly' aka in a sort of Shakespeare-ian way...You have all slaughtered the language.

Anonymous said...

Darn it! I don't get to see it either... T-T

Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

How do you guys pronounce milk?

Tugce said...

lives in germany and must wait D= nooo I caant why do I need to wait longer )=

Mary Hiashi said...

Wherefore art thou Derek?

Sabrina said...

31st!!!!!

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Yay! I'm in the 1st 50!

Mary Hiashi said...

Some people pronounce it malk. Or mel-ik. I say it how it looks...

Sabrina said...

I know kinda late but this is pretty high for me. Anyway, I won't be seeing the commercial either.... :( Oh well I least I got to see it on the internet. :)

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Oh, and HI!!! Kallista. (see, ive learned from last time) :)

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

and Mary and Anya, and whoever else wants a hi.

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

See? See? I am a smartie. Like the candy.....but please don't eat me. Im not sure id taste good.

Mary Hiashi said...

...What?...

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

Where did everybody go?

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...
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Mary Hiashi said...

Valkyrie stood shakily as Lord Vile towered over her. A smirk played on his lips.
"You know Valkyrie, I've always liked dead things. And, I think you would look much prettier if you just closed your eyes."
"Never. I'll...I'll..."
"You'll what? Try and talk your way out of it? Because, that's all you've really got at the moment."
Valkyrie applied even more pressure to the gaping wound on her side. She tried...oh how she tried...But the blood flowed too freely, it continued without an end in sight. And much to her dismay, her eyes betrayed her. Showed the fear she possessed. This small detail made Vile silently laugh.

Skulduggery, who was lying ten feet away, struggled to get up. He was afraid of what could happen though it was not something he would even fancy telling anyone. But he couldn't move.

And Valkyrie stood there helplessly. She too was rendered immobile. Black mist spread over her body. Pain flooded through every nerve, every fibre. Her eyes bulged and she screamed. The last thing she heard was...
"Ste...!"

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What say you Derek?

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

And I have to go fold laundry. Good bye Derek's blog commenter people!

Minion Night: Signing off

Mary Hiashi said...

If ye shall not answer, Derek...Well...Hell HATH none...

I'm just threatening everyone today, aren't I?

Mary Hiashi said...

See, I'm like a pirate. Arr...

Using ye instead of thou.

Mary Hiashi said...

But 'twoud be thou under other circumstances.

Mary Hiashi said...

I pray thee Derek!

Recieve my word and speak your verse!

Mary Hiashi said...

...I half my speech...clearly.

Mary Hiashi said...

And now I must bid you all adieu.

And sayonara Landy-sensei-san!

Red Right Hand said...

Have you thought of a name for the new Skulduggery book??? And is it going to be green again, following the pattern??? And thanks for those - now I get to be even more disappointed i live in australia...

Claire said...

I heard its going to be called 'The terrible truth'... I can't say for sure but thats what I heard...

Claire said...

Derek, whats it going to be called? :b

Claire said...

59th comment xD

Rosella Embers said...

Hey guys whats the shiz?

Rosella Embers said...

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i cant believe i did that again

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK FIX YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!

oh! DEREK WATCH SAMURI JACK EPISODE L IT HAS A ROBOT THATS SOOOOO CLOSE TO SKULDUGGERY ITS SCARY!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ugg im sorry kallista but im not really in the mood to chase you still doing homework :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr im gonna be up till midnight with this!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

kallista where did you go?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

derek you should go smack some sense to your publishers and tell them to bring the books to America right now people have to order them online not from amazon US but from amazon UK yes i did preorder my fith book and yes i did order my fourth one the day it came out in england from amazon uk but still im overly obsessed so it doesnt count but my friend has NO IDEA how to order it and so if we had it out in the US it would be MUCH more convenient!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

use your karate powers do a stepping stool kick or round house front ball kick or chop them with swrds! *if you kknow how to use them....i do!*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WHAT ARE THE GIVEN NAMES FOR...
Skulduggery
China
Tanith
Kenspeckle *he will be missed*
Ghastly
Fletcher
Dusk
Lord Vile
Cealan




ummmm i think thats it untill i think of more names

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it went better than i thought it was one of our best concerts yet actually

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK EDIT YOUR PROFILE ITS OUT OF DATE!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yesi did though my feet killed after my shoes were too flat

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

too much to bare

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i have about a ton of french and a paper do tomorrow a lrrje and math :( im still writing the paper

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

same here but you have no idea what were doing

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol thanks everyone is already asleep in my house and im the only one awake so its REALY quiet in herre

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sweet i need to read parrt nine well first you gotta make one ;)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

they're no help either they have no clue what to do mom said to wake her for help if i need it but she doesnt understand one thing im doing

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

amen to that!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well dont its tourture enough waiting for 4-5 different boks now i need to wait for something else too!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes and so is Derek

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

he is one of the fivve books im waiting for

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol same here i got both books just like two days after they came out and finished them in a few hours

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

note i ordered them on the day they came oout i even pre ordered one so thats pretty fast shipping

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i just ask my dad for them and he goes and orders them we ADORE books and have way too many to count and all of my report cards in elementry school had some comment about reading in them

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait Derek why wont you be able to see it on the big screen like us Americans???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YOUR the one who created the series if it wasnt for you there would be no SKulduggery Pleasant or Valkyrie or the Skulduggery movie! *coming to theaters 2013* Without you there would be no BLOG! THERE WOULD BE NO MINIONS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Thats just messed up derek

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

FINALY! im almost done with french 6 questions to go!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

last question!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

stupid french homework is done!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

now to go onto LA }P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol smurfs there gonna make a smurf movie inthe summer

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that would be SOOOOO funny!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no im still here just was watching a comedy show dad put on while i was retreving a paper

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ACK NO KALLISTA IM STILL DOING HOMEWORK!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista? Did you leave?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

answer me if you left

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait that made no sense.....

Rebella Tears said...

poor Derek,
u won't b able to see it...
Remnant, Tanith, coach o bowers, remnant, dead... shall i go on... Tanith in coach o bowers, the remnant dies and Tanith be okay once out... do i need 2 drop anymore tips?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ummm kallista............you there????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but you CANT kill the remnant without killing..................oh wait i see where your going with this but then how will she get back.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAY YOUR STILL ON!

Rebella Tears said...

hey Skulgirl,
i can't stay on for live chat so yea. what do ya think of coach o bowers?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well i was thinking more of the coach that brought Valkyrie to doctor nye but then how would she get back.........should could fight her way back like valkyrie

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i LOVE your pic btw i used it the first time i came on this blog

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*fletcher : WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY HAIR!!!!!!

*skulduggery: give me back my bentley

*tanith: LET ME HURT HIM HE DESERVES IT HE TOURTURES ME IN EVERY BOOK!

*ghastly: calm down tanith

*valkyrie: hi kitty im sorry but im going to destroy the world someday


*note words not toatly right but you get the idea*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

we NEED Tanith back make her dump Billy-Ray and go get Ghastly!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GO GANITH!!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg IN FINALLY DONE WITH MY HOMEWORk!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im gonna go soon cus im SUPER tired

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i dont know how in the world im gonna wke upin the morning much less function in school

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GOODNIGHT ALL!!!!!!!!



GOODNIGHT OR GOOD MORNING DEREK




GOODNIGHT KALLISTA!!!!!!!!





skulgirl13 out PEACE!

Rosella Embers said...

hey, anyone on?

Rosella Embers said...

y do i always miss people?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*sighs* can't see the trailer coz i don't live in the UK :( .............hope the trailer does well though =)

Dragona Pine said...

Hi all...

Dragona Pine said...

Cool Derek... that's a LONG list...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Can't wait for the new book =)

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Jasmine... I have to leave soon...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

okie

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Right I g2g now... bye!



I WILL be on tonight, but not for a while, maybe after my tea... I don't know, but I WILL be on... bye!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

bye =)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

STILL can't wait for the new book =p

Octa said...

I made it to the first page!

*does happy dance*

MaryEllen said...

LEEDS YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HAVE JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM THE LIGHT IN LEEDS YESTERDAY AND CAME BACK TO IRELAND.....THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Octa said...

School has finished!

My mocks are over!

The holidays have commenced!

And I'm all on my own :(

Octa said...

*Waits for page to be filled up*

Octa said...

*Apologises to Mary for ruining the language of Shakespeare*

Octa said...

*Hunts down Darkane's missing Mango*

Octa said...

*Hello? Mango? Where are you*

Octa said...

*Gathers people of the Blogland*

Octa said...

*Only Puppy can be found*

Octa said...

*Puppy leaves in search of butterflies*

Octa said...

*Octaboona falls to the floor*

Octa said...

*Gets up and laughs at all the people who can't see the trailer*

Octa said...

*Is hunted down by angry mob*

Octa said...

*Sees the bottom of the page in sight*

Octa said...

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.

Octa said...

*Wonders why Finding Nemo has made its way too the blog*

Octa said...

*Starts countdown*

Octa said...

*Eats some cheese*

Octa said...

*Gathers his Purple Horde*

Octa said...

*Learns The Element Song off by heart*

Octa said...

*Wonders if the people reading this might get bored*

Octa said...

*Decides to perform a show*

Octa said...

*Ladles and Jellyspoons*

Octa said...

*Welcome to the Octaboona Show*

Octa said...

*Tries to juggle 17 flaming lumps of cheese whilst riding to the moon on an egg*

Octa said...

*Gets struck by Kallista*

ZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!

Octa said...

*Starts practicing what he will say on the new page*

Octa said...

*MINE!!!*

Octa said...

Nope

Octa said...

*Mine?*

Octa said...

Not quite

Octa said...

*It's all mine!!!!!*

Octa said...

Definately not

Octa said...

*Light bulb appears above head*

Octa said...

*Goes TING and fizzles out*

Octa said...

THIS IS SPARTA!

Octa said...

I rule the page!

Octa said...

I Octaboona

Octa said...

Has complete mastery over this page

Octa said...

*Continues to gloat*

Octa said...

I laugh at you pathetic mortals

Octa said...

Slaving away at your lives

Octa said...

Who can only hope to have their existance recognized by me

Octa said...

Their Lord

Octa said...

Their Master

Octa said...

Their God

Octa said...

I am who you pray to for guidance

Octa said...

I give your puny lives meaning

Octa said...

And I bask in the glory of the moment every morning when you wake up and think

I am nothing compared to Octaboona

Octa said...

This has gone to my head hasn't it?

Octa said...

I might be a teensy bit carried away

Octa said...

Don't hate me for it

Octa said...

*Grovels at the feet of Derek's minions*

Octa said...

*Fully prostrates himself on the floor*

Octa said...

*I beg for your forgiveness*

Octa said...

*Stares up pathetically at them*

Octa said...

*You are my masters!*

Octa said...

*You are my raison d'etre*

Octa said...

*The only reason I exist*

Octa said...

*Laughs at Scapegrace*

Octa said...

because I still have more dignity than him

Octa said...

I think I'll stop posting now!

Octa said...

Hi Jasmine

Octa said...

Is 61 posts in a row a bit much from one person?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

WOW uv posted ALOT =)

Octa said...

I was bored :D

Jasmine Lovelace said...

nope 61 posts is never enough =p

Jasmine Lovelace said...

haha but congratulations!!!! =)

Octa said...

Well I was working on my fan fic but needed a break

so 61 posts later

here I am!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i'd love 2 read ure fan fic, tell me when it's ready =)

Octa said...

http://octaboonafanfiction.blogspot.com/

But only Part 1 is posted

Octa said...

I've got ideas for the next 3 parts.

Have almost completed Part 2.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Thx, i'll check it out right now =)

Octa said...

Will possibly post today.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Sorry my comp is a bit slow....so u'll have 2 bear wid me lol=)

Octa said...

no its ok :)

my interent keeps breaking anyways

Jasmine Lovelace said...

haha...
i love ure story!!! it is really cool
seems like a page rite out of the SP books =)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

can't wait for part 2

Octa said...

Wow..

That is like the ultimate compliment :D

*dreamily thinks about how my work is like SP*

Octa said...

Anyway

I'd better write some more

Bye!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey no need 2 get ure ego all pumped up.....nawh just kidding =p

WAIT!!
r u being SARCASTIC???

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BYe +)

Octa said...

I wasn't being sarcastic!

It was genuine.

Octa said...

you still there kallista?

Octa said...

Bye Kallista

Sorry I missed you.

Will be on and off.

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