The second is Bub from the original Dawn of the Dead...
And the third is the witch from... from... oh God, what's that Disney film...? Anyway, it's the witch!
And the last pumpkin was carved by my good friend Katie, who decided to show us what a drunk pumpkin looks like. Thanks, Katie.
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Hahaha hilarious pumpkins friends of thy golden god. Hey Derek, congratulations for being so awesome!!! :) ing second comment I feel so privaleged!!!
I meant OMG not ing. I'm just flustered cause of your awesomeness!!!
And cause I'm typing from my iPhone. Hey Derek I'm probably the first minion to comment from an iPhone (probably not but I wanna feel special, so let's just agree)! I knew I was unique...
Haha the drunk one is so funny xD
BTW Hey Aaron Phillips from Collaroy. Just posting this so that Azz will believe menthat I communicated with the almighty golden god!!!!! This is such a special moment in my life!!!
I meant me that not menthat. I'm still flustered okay, give me a break!! I'm sorry almighty Derek I will leave your blog to save room for the lesser minions who are not as awesome as me. Goodbye....for now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMILEYHAHAHAHAHA
I feel lightheaded....
oh, good lord, I MISS U GUYS!!!!!!!!!
i wanted 2 say "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" yesterday, but i got a problem....
any who, HAPPY BELTED HALLOWEEN!!!!(i guess....)
AND I AM CELEBRATIN 2DAY cause.....
I FINISH WITH MY FINAL TEST!!!!!!!
YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so guys, tell me, how was ur halloween?
AWESOME PUMPKINS!!!!!
Derek, r all the people related 2 u THIS talented?
oh, and i do hope i spelled halloween correctly...
correct me if i'm wrong.
oh and i'm actually khalida.
i change my name.
i think i would like this 2 b my taken name.
u guys dont think it's silly do u?
correction:
1.belated
omg those are AWESOME PUMPKINS!
Derek i have a few questions for you:
1) Have you seen Bend it like Beckham, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter,Coraline, Alice in Wonderland the Tim Burton version?
2)when you make the movie you and Tim Burton should make the script/screenplay because he is the next friken genius! the first is you, and you should have Johnny Depp play Skulduggery he would make a smashing Skulduggery Pleasant why he fits hiss inscription smashingly! *ok more of a request than a question but whatever*
3)when approximately is the next book coming out?
4) did you make any other books besides Skulduggery so i may as to seek them out purchase them and enjoy them while i wait for the sixth Skulduggery?
5)Can you dedicate the next book to me uh i mean your fans on the blog and just the blogger fans yep thats right no dedication to you non blogger folk!
6) ok that was mean sorry. also when are you coming to America?
7) when you do come to america can i show you my Karate dojo?
8)Do you know JK Rowling?
9)Can i be Valkyrie in the movie? i already have wicked moves i know about everything of EVERYONE in the book and i REALLY BADLY want to meet you and also in my dream you said i am Valkyrie....i also have the right coat! it just needs to be a little longer!
i think the movie might be Hurcules Derek it looks like something from there
sorry i meant Hercules
well it isn't everyday u get pumpkins carved that good ;)
god you have an awesome pumpkin artist on your hands, i tried to make a kitty and it was the best one out of the rest (then again i was the oldest doing the pumpkin carving)
ok gotta go have breakfast now and Derek ill see you soon for there is no school where i live for election day!
i want to see a new comment from you!....where are my manners i forgot to add two words.....PRETTY PLEASE!
Hey Derek and Munchkins. Here's a life-sized mannequin of SP that we set up for Halloween.
http://ninjamiki.deviantart.com/art/Skulduggery-Pleasant-Mannequin-184770733
i totally agree with u skulgirl 13.
derek, u should work with tim burton!
he's amazin!!!!!!
his works r brilliant!!!!!!
oh yeah, derek remember i said i was gonna torture u with questions?
yeah, well the 1st on is this one:
what was the tittle of the story that u help with?
the one u wrote at the 1st SP?
the one that every one dies in the end?
awesome miki!!!
my brother actually came up with that one but i created the thought of it
Knight have you seen Coraline, Sweeney Todd, the nightmare before Christmas and Edward Scissor hands?
Tim Burton is amazing almost as amazing as Derek here
darn it!!!!
my sister said that she wanted 2 use the internet at 9.00pm(at my country that is, the time)!!!
i've almost gone mad seeing her using the internet 24/7 and yet she commanded the internet just like THAT!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT EVEN HER LAPTOP OR INTERNET!!!!!!
WHAT KIND OF A SISTER COULDNT GIVE A YOUNGER SISTER SOME BREAKS!!!!!!
I MEAN, I JUST FINISHED MY FINAL EXAM FOR GOD'S SAKE
you should kick her off tell mom or dad and then go one with blogging....or just stay on until parents say to get off then give them the reasons or just use another computer
OMG! i forgot to tell you guys what i saw on Halloween! i went to some ladys house and she had a talking skeleton that looked a LOT like Skulduggery so i was like "hey Skulduggery" and he said "enter if you dare" and i said "ok" but i didn't enter i just thought it was funny
skulgirl13:yes, yes, almost and yes!!!!
i love tim burton!!!!!!!
i'm actually the kind of person who likes supernatural, extraordinary, spooky stuff like that, that's y I LOVE TIM BURTON'S WORK SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!
just say whatever movie he created, I WILL AND WANT 2 WATCH IT!!!!!
hahaha, funny skulgirl13!!!
omg! coraline freaked out my brother the eldest of the younger two and the other one fell asleep during it then watched it again was freaked out i was all like THIS IS SO FRIKEN AWESOME!
actually if you look up Tim Burton you can probably find what movies he made or making
thanks, i will!
oh and FYI everyone,
I'M A GIRL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Burton
good link look at it!
Girl POWER! Kick your sister off she deserves it!
obviously im a girl i mean skulGIRL its in the name
Pumpkins. Neato.
On to other things. . . .
Every one wish me a happy birthday!
Nov. 2 is not only the day of the dead, its also my b-day, and in celebration, i have decided to update my fanfition when i get home, and go to Olive Garden! (Its a resteraunt)
Unfortenetly my birthday doesn't count as a national holiday, so i still have to go to school, so I'll update later.
-Dantea
sorry skulgirl13, that information just now was 4....well, the people i was playin guessing game with. but thnx a lot!
oh, skul, where r u from?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dantea Dredkin !!!
AMERICA! the east coats
coast i meant to say coast
your image inspired me to change mine to one i found during french
i realy actually fee l in a creepy mood right now
oh and derek, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!
I think u hv got to make a chatroom 4 every 1!!!!
i mean really, THEY'RE OF THE HOOK!!!!!!
(no offence...)
i mean, i like how they torture u and make u crazy, but, common man!
i cant even comment when they've already finished it until 5000 comments!!!!
what bout the people who didnt but wanted 2 comment?
what about them?
do it derek, or so help me i will take whatever ur wearing and force u back 2 the deepest level of the underworld from whence u came!!!!!!!
or we can take away his car.....*laughs at reference to Skulduggery's car*
hahaha!!!!
it looks like prof. lupin from harry potter, while he was a warewolf!
cool!
that might tick him off
omg it does i didn't realize it until now! love the harry potter books/films hate the fifth movie though it was TERRIBLE!
thnx!
where do you live?
Wow! The first two carved pumkins are amazing! I know you said the 3rd is a witch, but I just don't see it :(
And yes, barfing jack-o-lanterns are always a must have for Halloween.
Hope you had a great all hallows eve! :)
AMERICA EAST COAST!
i like how you said that ....hm hallows eve i might just say that from now on
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OMG YOUR SIXTH BOOK IS GOING TO BE CALLED THE TERRIBLE TRUTH! AND ITS COMING OUT IN APRIL SWEEEEETNEEEEEEESSS!!!!! i just looked up your name found it and there the sixth book was.......i am light headed right now im like the first minion to know what the name of your book is BEFORE! you even named it MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Atticus- as far as I know, you're the first official iPhone commenter...! Well done!
Skulgirl- I liked Bend It Like Beckham because it introduced me to Keira Knightly. I liked Sweeny Todd more and more as it went on, and the first Pirates film is utterly cool. I dig the harry Potter films, but I actually didn't like Burton's Alice... sorry!
Miki- that mannequin was brilliant!
Er, Knight... I actually have no idea what you're talking about...! Could to rephrase the question?
I don't know what the next Skulduggery book will be called, but this series are the only books I've written so far, so there are no others out there.
As for when I'm going to America, I still don't know... Whenever sales pick up!
actually, ur not the 1st skulgirl13...
sorry...
where do i live?
now that's a secret.....
sorry 2....
OMG DEREK YOUR ON! AT THE SAME TIME AS ME! DREA COME TRUE!
Dantea, happy birthday!
Skulgirl- errrrr, that's totally made up! Both the title and the release date! It's out in September!
DRATS!
i thought i was the first one to find out ahh well
MY MAGIC WORKED DEREK CAME ON WOOOO HOOOOO! ahg my hands are shaking up a storm!
derek, when u say u dont understand me, which one is it, the part when i say u hv 2 make a chatroom 4 us, or the part where i ask u bout ur story?
HOW CAN IT B ON SEPTEMBER!!!!!!?????
ISNT IT SUPPOSED 2 B AT APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im glad you answered my movie questions we watched Bend it like Beckham in hebrew school
i know he said it was a lie i wish it would come out in april though...get it before my birthday
I don't know HOW to make a chatroom, and I didn't understand the story question!
lol Derek thats funny....then again im not that computer savy either...i also don't know how to make a chat room
Darkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.
She was
Darquesse.
DEREK WHAT DO YO THINK OF THIS!
i have been trying to get you to read this for the past MONTH! now that your on....can you tell me what you think of it?
oh,i c....
now, c? it's not that hard 2 answer my questions isnt it derek?
2nd question:
what r the clevers made of?
Derek? DEREK! *places forehead on Dereks computer screen* Are you still on?
DEREK PLEASE COME BACK!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sniffs a sad sob back* im afraid we have lost Derek to his normal outside computer life *epic sigh*
Skulgirl, that's a darn fine bit of writing, actually! I like how twisted it feels!
Knight, Cleavers are people with special training. And when I say special, I MEAN special. Hopefully I'll get around to getting into this in detail in the books.
YEAH FINALLY MY PIECE HAS BEEN REVIEWED BY THE GREAT DEREK LANDY!
thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU x infinity sign!
Well, I'm glad YOU'RE glad! And now I'm going to make lunch! Buh-bye!
hahahhahaha....
ur a funny girl u know that skul?
i wouldnt worry bout it...
i'm sure derek has a reason 2 go.
and bsides, dont u feel lucky that derek actually CHAT with U?!
as long as i've been in this blog, ive never seen derek actually comment or chat 2 his minions like that,online i mean...
Tears stream down my face as trees blur by
the branches part and i fall to my knees
sitting there for a moment, i glance up just for a second,
i thought i would never see this again
a white fountain
long since used
ivy attached to the delicate stature,
the granet grayed and crumbled
i slowly rise
automatically searching for the loose stone
you and i once found
the stone appears
it pops off easily
inside hold treasures of the past
a book slightly browned of age
is the top of the stuff
i gingerly pick it up as to not break the pages
opening it i glance down
at familiar faces
tears of joy stream down my face and onto yours
my dream is interrupted by more footsteps
i turn around
and there you are
staring at me
your face brakes into a warm smile
"I knew you would come back!"
i got really board and wrote this last night
i have the POWER! *goes into karate mode and pulls out broad sword*
HAVE A NICE LUNCH DEREK COME BACK SOON!
hahahahaha........
oh.... god......i.......cant.....stop........llaau.....laughin!!!!!hahahhahaha!!!!
nice one skul~~~~hehehehe...
Nice Pumkins you have there!
I hope you had a spooky Halloween.
I dressed up as Caelan. Not that it was very recognizable (a strangely feminine boy with black hair and dark clothes) but it was fun to crossdress.
im on a roll here! im not even trying!
really Liliana Pitchblack?
cool!!!!
i wanted to be Valkyrie but my mom was all, " YOU HAVE TO BE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WHO IS RECOGNIZABLE!"
so pirate it was
man im hyper now!
in my mind im doing about a thousand cartwheels right now though im really freezing my toes off in front of the computer
DEREK SERIOUSLY DEDICATE THE BOOK TO YOUR MINIONS ON THE BLOG!
good things come to those who wait!
wow, i hvnt seen derek comment this much....
sorry really random thought of a song called wait and then that just popped into my mind
really?! YEAH GO US!
*does a little dance of ultimate joy*
Tears stream down my face as trees blur by
the branches part and i fall to my knees
sitting there for a moment, i glance up just for a second,
i thought i would never see this again
a white fountain
long since used
ivy attached to the delicate stature,
the granet grayed and crumbled
i slowly rise
automatically searching for the loose stone
you and i once found
the stone appears
it pops off easily
inside hold treasures of the past
a book slightly browned of age
is the top of the stuff
i gingerly pick it up as to not break the pages
opening it i glance down
at familiar faces
tears of joy stream down my face and onto yours
my dream is interrupted by more footsteps
i turn around
and there you are
staring at me
your face brakes into a warm smile
"I knew you would come back!"
i got really board and wrote this last night
and now i fell like throwing a party! *snaps fingers and room transforms into ultimate party and yes Derek you are also invited!*
the day has barley begun and im already so hyper!
PEOPLE VISIT MY BLOG!
www.insidetheskul.blogspot.com
i'm really jelous of val,her life that is....
i really wish i can b val....
havin awesome friends...
fightin....
havin great parents.....
EVERYTHING!!!!
I REALLY WISH 2 BE HER!!!!!
(and since there r no shooting stars, i'm gonna sing this line:can we pretend that airplanes and the night sky like shootin stars?
i could really use a wish right now,wish right now, wish right now....)
but, oh well, reality is cruel.
i know reality is very cruel but it can be FUN!
oh, skul, so u europeans can really dress in costumes at school?!
WICKED!!!!
and now my sister is sreamin my name 4 the laptop, should i give it 2 her?
what's a mile run?
alright now my sister's just being pephetic....
(did i spell that right?)
brb, while my sis uses the laptop, i'm gonna hv my dinner!
i, mot european im american! and we have to run a mile its in the name mile run
now i must go before my dad thinks i am insane for doing such crazy things on this blog......oops never mind he already does but i must leave i will be back soon!
really kallista i didnt think of it that way....wow.....THATS SO AMAZING!
i hope you feel better!
I cant believe Derek Landy talked to you! Im new here so I hope that some day the same will happen for me!xD
thanks kallista i will
and no im not Derek is!
coolio i promise i wont my ego go to my head if i even had an ego
just keep typing it about a thousand times and youll get it! i hope!
kallista im just saying most of it is just luck! ;D
yes i know that but it seems like your giving me one lol
*turns away and hands Kallista a belt with a silver skull buckle* lol this is for your pants
thanks feeling in the creepy mood today!
lol welcome
nope was waititng till brother stopped breathing on my neck
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?! THERE MAKING A COMIC BOOK AND A MOVIE ABOUT JUSTIN BEIBER!
We must riot the movie! i think it is too late to protest the book. *takes out a no justin beiber picket sign and starts to march around*
they also made a game for him on addictinggames but it sorta makes fun of him he has a girls voice on it he heh eh
ok funny thing just happened
me:have you seen my other sock
dad: its under the couch
me:ok
dad:other side
me:oh *holding up both socks* yippie doodle!
youngest brother: *not looking from wii game* what does yippie doodle mean?
me; yippie doodle means yippie doodle
yb: *still not looking from games* hm oh ok!
it was funny cus dad was on the other couch bundled up in a pink quilt
*skulgirl takes out sword and chops off half of JB's hair*
JB in girls voice: NOOOOO MY PRECIOUS HAIR! WHAT HAvE YOU DONE! *goes into fetal position and sucks thumb*
me: *starts cracking up*
and now his fans are no more! hu who new they all liked him just because of his hair? well i surely knew it wasn't for his singing!
*takes off another chunk of jb hair and hands it to kallita* do the honor of burning it!
woops stupid key board forgot to add the s to you name sorry!
*starts doing african dance around bonfire*
oooh i got an idea! 8grabs jb himself and throws him into the fire* BURN JUSTIN BEIBER BURN!
yes Kalista we have done it and Justin Beiber is NO MORE!
yes no more annoying songs sung by a girl but from the mouth of a boy MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
*high fives kallista*
*starts running with Kallista arms flailing* THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
*runs near fire and jeans start to burn stops running* do you smell chicken? *sniffs and looks down on burning pants starts to scream and rn around in circles*
lol 8starts to shiver from water that save her and gets into big fluffy clothing*
ahg gotta go for now dad calling me!
im back until lunch is ready!
*starts dancing with Kallista*= waiting to see when she realizs im herr
but im a girl!
lol Kallista what are you doing?
yes i am back at least untill lunch or we hit a new page
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Lol, drunk pumpkin, I love them all. I wonder what Tom Percival's one looked like.
Um....
NOOOO but still HOORAY AMERICANS WIN!
HEY DARKANE!
What are you on about.
Hey skulgirl, nice new pic on your profile.
how all the british people get the first comment but now we have it!
I'm one of the only Irish people that come on this blog apart from Leo. It saddens me.
It's good to see you too..... although we can't actually see each other.....
My fingers smell of rugby..... it worries me.
that is actually very strange because Derek is from Ireland and there are like no people on who are irish very strange indeed....
rugby is a very agressive game
im sa we dont have rugby in america
gotta go lucnh!
I wasn't even playing it today. Sorry, gtg, dinner.
OMG LUV THE DRUNKEN PUMPKIN!!! Gotta be the best!!! I tried to do a SP one but gave up and turned it into a baby vamp wid A GIANT TOOTH!!!
Hi all...
I am very dissapointed... you talked about me behind my back last night...
GRR... I need a gf...
Whoever was on last night... I read the comments before but I don't mind... I wasj joking about being dissapointed... they didn't say anything bad afterall...
It's not impossible... it's just not done lol
Lol Kallista... I hate typos... not being able to spell is alright...
Why Kallista, are you ill?
The Michael Jackson one is my favourite! I love him :) However... a Skulduggery Pleasant one would have been even more amazing!!! Would of like to see a pumpkin carved by Tom Percival or Derek :P lol
x
Lol Kallista... apart from that?
I need a gf... all my friends have one... EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Yes they are all tangerines... I kept an eye out for nice girl and there was none... litterally none... I know it sounds weird but I don't know what it's like to love... I haven't felt anything until a few weeks ago...
LOL love the drunken pumpkins!
I seem to feel slightly lonely... although I'm friends with pretty much everyone in the year... I still do feel a bit lonely...
hey Mr. Dragona Ive noticed that everyone seems to know each other very well here, how long has this blog existed?
Im actually new here
Ok Paladin... is it ok if I call you Paladin?
Well... I've only been here for a year... so it's been running overall since 2009...
Don't call me Mr. Dragona, it makes me sound all mighty... just call me Dragona...
Kallista... I don't feel pain... and I didn't feel emotion until Florence restored it when she told us that she was leaving and I felt sad... but now I do feel emotion but I still don't feel pain... but come on, thats handy!
Someone tried to floor me today... they failed badly and ended up faceplanting the floor... entirely the guys fault... and I thought they would have learned their lesson now...
They all think, "Yeh, lets go and try to floor the tall guy, we'll be well legends" but they underestimate me... a lot... I can feel the vibrations of them behind me...
Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely,
I have no body, for my ooowwwnnn,
I'm so lonely, I'm mr. lonely,
I have no body, for my ooowwwnnn, ooowwwnn!
In music today we messed about all lesson and then he asked us to preform it and we were like, "Oh" and we played it and he said it was worth a 5a... when we made it up on the spot :P
No, my friends wouldn't do that... and I wouldn't do that to them, the only people who would TRY and do that to my friends are the yr 10s with the epic war of the years... which we won and I knocked a yr 10 out and the teachers didn't see :P
oh, thanks Dragona,and I just used the "Mr." because it was my first time, and is it normal for Derek Landy to comment other people? Ive never thought one could make contact with the Golden God this easily!
You see, our playground is sorta split into different spots... the top left hand corner and the bottom left hand corner are for the Basketball nerds... the middle is for the year 9s... then the far side are for the rest of everyone... and one of my friends was getting bullied by a yr 10 and we formed a gang to take out like 4 people... and they knew what we were doing and made a gang and we had a gang war!
I knocked a year 10 out and gave another one two black eyes... but at least we won and the teachers didn't see...
I took out a semi-pro boxer that's in year 10... I winded him and uppercutted him and he fell over and he didn't get up and he started crying... I'm violent hehe...
Yeh and Paladin... there's one thing you should know... we're all insane... litterally... Nicolette is random, I am... yorkshian..., Kallista is funny, Florence is more violent than me, Sarthacus has a good taste in music... them are the people you most likely to meet on this blog...
There's no word to describe me...
Of course Kallista... yeh... I meant to say them...
hey hey all,
did u all have a nice halloween?
I'm not THAT mighty... I'm just me... I should have my own word in a dictionary...
Dragona Pine.
An insane, tall person who uses blogger.
I can imagine it now... wait... that's 2 words to describe me... but none really
and hey dark paladin of shards :D
sup! im geckogirl (otherwise known as skylara wolfbane) welcome to the blog :D
Hi Geckogirl...
Oh yeh, you may hear us talking about Fanfic... it's our own version of SP with all of our blogger characters...
yeah, we've all done differant ones and included eachother in them, exept i havent done mine for a while...see im a bit busy entering a writing contest. its not a very good prize but i just do it for fun :D
Hmm... I just realised that my halloween mask looks like a cross between Hanibal Lecter and Tesseract... a good mask if you ask me...
Yes, You all must be the chosen minions who will aid the Golden God in his conquest! " Bows down to computer monitor in reverence"
i had a good halloween thanks kallista :D
went trick or treating with my younger sister as a pirate arggg!
did ur skulduggery costume godown well?
i shall go to ur bloggggg NOW!
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