Monday, November 22, 2010

Most Popular Author Question EVER

“Where do you get your ideas?” is probably the most asked question a writer is ever going to hear. And it’s a completely understandable one. How did Stephen King come up with Christine, a homicidal car that kills its owners? How did JK Rowling come up with Harry Potter, a kid who goes to a school for wizards? How did Stan Lee come up with Spider-Man, Bob Kane come up with Batman, Shuster and Siegel come up with Superman?

And, more importantly, how did they take those ideas and turn them into a story?

Ideas are everywhere, and ideas are- generally speaking- nothing special. Everyone has them. Quite often, when it comes to writing, people have the SAME idea, at the same time. Why do you think Hollywood comes out with two volcano movies in the same season, or two giant asteroid movies, or two earthquake movies? Ideas float around, just waiting to be plucked from the air and developed into something special- and it’s this development that decides how good it’s going to be.

I could have thought of Skulduggery Pleasant, after all, and set it in a world OF talking skeletons, where everything is magic and the fantasy overtakes the reality. Who knows, it might even have been good- but it wouldn’t have been the Skulduggery we all know today.

So the important thing, the really important thing, is what you do with the idea once you have it.

BUT- that’s not what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m here to talk about the ideas themselves, and where they come from.

Clive Barker once described the inside of his head as an attic. And in this attic, the walls are covered with posters. These are posters of every movie he’s ever seen, every book and comic he’s ever read, every song he’s ever heard. There are posters from history, from legend, from fairyales and from dreams. There are posters from his own life, his own experiences. His attic is FILLED with these posters, and they’re plastered on top of each other and beside each other, layer upon layer upon layer.

And here and there, some of the posters get torn, and frayed. Posters get ripped. And when that happens, he gets to see part of the poster underneath, and a little of the poster underneath that. And so suddenly he’s looking at a book he once read when he was twelve on top of a movie he’s just seen, combined with a dream he once had about a song he once heard.

And THAT is where ideas come from.

Different elements of different things combine to make something new. Skulduggery Pleasant is not the first walking skeleton in fiction, after all. Off the top of my head, there is Ghost Rider, Jack Skellington, Death (from the Terry Pratchett novels), and a character from a video game called Grim Fandango. I was aware of all of these things when Skulduggery came to me, but the idea of him didn’t come from ANY of these things. The idea of him came from his name, which told me who and what he was. The name Skulduggery Pleasant told me he was a skeleton detective- I didn’t come up with a skeleton detective and then look around for a name.

Of course, the books have a lot more ideas in them than good old Skulduggery, and some of them I even know EXACTLY where the idea came from. Serpine’s hand, for example, came from the Nick Cave song “Red Right Hand”, one of the coolest songs ever written. Other ideas come into existence out of sheer necessity.

Valkyrie’s reflection, for example. I started writing the book, way back in 2005, and the reflection wasn’t a part of it. I was writing a story about a 12 year old girl who sneaks out of her house and ditches school in order to spend time with a skeleton and find out who killed her uncle. She was getting into trouble in school, and she was having arguments with her parents. Every time she returned home, they’d have another argument- and that’s not what I wanted at all.

I wanted her home life to be warm, and fun, and funny. I wanted her parents to be crazy in love, and a little bit crazy. But I could write about none of that, because they were all spending their time arguing.

So I got to roughly halfway through, and I realised this wasn’t working. I needed to do something. The first thing I did was to have this story all happen during the summer holidays, when Valkyrie wouldn’t have to go to school. This cut down on SOME of the arguments, but not all. I needed something else, something bigger. I needed her parents to NOT miss her when she was gone. I needed a stand-in, perhaps, I needed a... a reflection.

The moment I thought of her reflection taking over her life when she was gone, my problems were over. Now she could be gone for days on end, and no one would know. I came up with the rule that she absorbs the reflection’s memories because I didn’t want her to miss out on school-work, and also because it was an entirely logical move to make.

Not only did the reflection solve a load of problems, it also offered up LOADS of story opportunities. It changed the course of the series, as you have all seen. The reflection is changing- it is growing. I know plenty of you have your own theories about what will happen to the reflection and I totally understand why you would think that. So far, you’re all WRONG, but I totally understand why you’d come to that conclusion...

Heh.

Now, when you get to the sixth book in a series, coming up with ideas is totally different to writing the FIRST book. Most of the elements are already there- they already exist. But you still need new ones.

Such as the whole Death Bringer thing. I’ve had that in mind for YEARS, and over that time, it’s changed. The more I wrote about Necromancers, the more I examined their powers, the deeper I got into their philosophy, the more I changed who and what the Death Bringer was. I needed certain things to happen to certain people in certain ways, and the ideas flowed from that.

Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention. If you truly NEED something, you WILL find a creative way to do it.

Er, hopefully.

The honest truth is, there is no satisfactory answer to the most popular author question ever- and I don’t think there needs to be. People ask me it all the time, like they’re waiting to hear the secret, like once they KNOW where the good ideas come from, they’ll be able to write that amazing book they know they’re capable of.

But the idea isn’t the important thing. The important thing is the work, and the effort, and how you take that simple little idea and turn it into something special. And all THAT will only happen when you actually sit down and write the thing.

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Mary Hiashi said...

Everyone has left...

Mary Hiashi said...

DEREK!

Darkane Claw said...

Posted the drawing of Nicolette. It's so bad. Sorry Nicolette. Now I'm going to bed. NIGHT ALL!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Night!
I'm melting chocolate because I'm bored...

Mary Hiashi said...

...That was fun...

Mary Hiashi said...

I know you're around there SOMEWHERE Derek!

I'm going to post a series of poems and such that I've written. Please tell me what you think...Let's start with the most depressing of them all...

I cannot see the summer light,
I've been in the dark for so long,
The sun is so bright it blinds me,
That I stay in the shadows alone.

My soul, corrupted by my stupidity,
Has altered my heart and mind as well.
I think like a madman, see like a bird,
I disguise my insanity by not being heard.

I'm a cat in the night,
A leaf on a tree,
As long as I wish it,
I will not be seen.

Because I am,
And I was,
And I'm fated to be.

I was cursed to always and forever be me.

Mary Hiashi said...

Here's one on life and death...

In life you live,
You love, you hate.
You laugh, you cry,
You want, you wait.

In death you die,
Your loved, and hated.
You laughed, you cried,
You wanted, you waited.

Life shall pass,
Death shall stay,
All bright colours fade away.

Your dead before you live,
You live before you die.
You live to experience.
You experience than die...

Mary Hiashi said...

Here's one that hardly rhymes...

I wish upon a starry night,
And never wish a wish too far.
I am one of those who often dream,
With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds.

I may not rhyme,
Even if I speak in poems,
Because I am different,
As different as can be.

I choose to be one who shades her eyes,
So that mystery and wonder is my present.

I live today.
Say goodbye to the past.
Look forward to morrow.
And wander in silence along my highway.

I know who I am,
I can't remember who I was,
And who I will be?
Well...that's a question for later.

Isn't it...?

Mary Hiashi said...

One that's on my take of an event for a character. (Yay Kubo-san!)...

He faces the world, head held high,
He is a hero, an idol, a beacon in the night.
But inside all of that, is pain, and shattered pieces,
Because he, for all that he's done, is powerless.

He cannot see his friends,
He cannot see his enemies,
He cannot even see himself anymore.

It is all gone,
Everything.

Because he is blind,
Because he has sacrificed,
Because he made a vow.

He knows life changes,
He knows life hurts,
But he, for all that he's done, cannot fathom why.

Pain continues and pain changes,
Life continues and life changes,
And the ability to keep everything you hold most dear,
that, that will always be like catching the wind.

Because that's the way things are, and that will never change...

Mary Hiashi said...

Here's one from a 'romantic/tragic' short story I wrote on some characters. Shush I know. I blame it on...being of the female gender...

For a thousand nights I’d watch you sleep,
And smile a thousand times each time you’d breathe.
My heart is yours,
My soul is yours,
Every cell in my body becomes yours until I am you and you are I.
I’d like to think that ours is every breath,
And that for every same beat inside our chests.


When those caged butterflies soar in the sky and become kings,
I know that I love you,
A thousand times over,
A thousand times more,
Each time increasing from the first time before.


With a smile that’s blinding,
You saved me.
With a smile that’s blinding,
You healed me.
And with a smile that’s blinding,
You sheltered my heart from the rain.
And taught me a thousand words on how to love again.

So thank you, my Hime, and know that I will always love you. For more than five lifetimes worth.

Mary Hiashi said...

This isn't a poem, but a story of a dream...I added a little Pirates of the Caribbean line-ish in there just to end it...

A man calls to me. He speaks my name. Tells me things that I can hear but never comprehend. And I am afraid; because he screams, because he shouts. And I fear because another man, tall, handsome, and shadowed in grief; tells me that the earlier man sought out my death.

Fear, terror, pain, grief.

I feel it all for the briefest of moments, but the longest of times.

The sky has changed. It is dark, eerie, almost as if it is grieving for the innocent. As if it is informing the gods of the blood that has been spilt on this night. Coming down my street, I see why the sky mourns. Dozens of bodies litter the space in front of me. All of them are propped up like marionettes. Each a sick joke played for the masses. Bile rises from my throat, leaving a rancid taste in its wake. I am helpless. I can do nothing for dead men. I cannot even figure out who did this and why. Because the only ones left are them and dead men tell no tales...

Mary Hiashi said...

AND this is me quoting myself...

"I refuse to do a lot of things. I refuse to give up, I refuse to grow up, and most importantly, I refuse to let my life slip past me, faster than I can blink. 'Cause ya, it happens every day."

"Yes, my thoughts and likes may be old, but my heart is green and so it shall remain; as long as I keep burden from turning it black."

"As a personal rule of respect, I do not swear. If it came down to swearing to keep my friends, or not swearing and becoming the nerd at the end of the table. I'd pick option two. First off, if such petty matters affect your friendship, then the people in front of you are not truly your friends. Secondly, I would end up dis-respecting myself and later hating myself for doing such a thing. I'd rather keep myself than keep those who will eventually let you go for something they deem better anyways."

"If I ever get hit by a car and die, I don't ever want people to think of it as a tragic, horrible affair. Instead I'd like them to say that I was attacked by the Jackie Chan of all vehicles and that I fought against this attack with such vigor and strength, people worldwide were teary with awe. But unfortunatly the car was a dirty fighter and eventually it won."

"As long as you live with the notion that everything can be worse, things will be fine... Or you might just become horribly paranoid. Either or. "

"My soul echoes and my heart catches it. My eyes close but my mind spreads its arms open, waiting to embrace whatever comes its way. Words drip from my tongue and I know that the echo will be loud enough. To all those who listen with their eyes."

Was that inspirational enough? Remember all these quotes are mine. MINE people.

Mary Hiashi said...

Soooo...
What do you think?

Mary Hiashi said...

Eww...My dog just puked. I can't say anything though. If I do, he won't clean it up...*Shudders* Gross.

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek!!

Mary Hiashi said...

If you come to Canada I'll make you a cup of tea...and a toasted Western...Or maybe some stir fry? I'd go for the offer if I were you. I think you need to see more of Canadian soil...It'll...umm...help you write???

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh my. I that I need to see more Canadian soil myself. These grammatical and spelling errors are driving me up a wall...Grr...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Starts crying*

...So...many...errors...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Rocking back and forth singing*

Mary Hiashi said...

"Down by the reeds
Down by the reeds
Swim the Sirens of Oakvale
Out to the seas

Down by the reeds
Down by the reeds
Float the souls left unbroken
By white balverines

Down by the reeds
Night blooming weeds
Embrace those who go dancing
In sad moonlit dreams

Down by the reeds
A twisted path leads
To banshees who breathe out
A cold winter's breeze

Nobody knows
Nobody sees
The Sirens of Oakvale
Down by the reeds"

(From Fable 2)

Mary Hiashi said...

*Tries to moonwalk*

My mother can moonwalk...

Mary Hiashi said...

Dad walked into the kitchen and announced that he needed to eat dinner. He grabbed a piece of blueberry pie, smiled at me and said "dinner". As he was eating it, I told him that that wasn't a legitimate supper. He exlpained to ME that if he heated it up or ate it the way that he was, it was considered dinner. Then if he has a piece later with whip cream on it, that is apparantly dessert...

He then said; "I'm a grown up. I can do whatever I want." *Sighs* He's like a five year old I swear.

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek, have you seen the Book of Eli? It wasn't too bad in my opinion...A little on the Fallout 3 side though...

Ooh! MediEvil was a great game...at least it was when I was younger...

Making the Legend said...

If you are ever needing a story, I learned some ways to find them that is like what Derek was saying.

One: Listen to a song - on that you've never heard works best - and write down what ever comes to your mind. Then do it several times over. Once you've finished, examine your little blurbs (i do this in blurbs - you can do this in lists or anything) and something will come to you if it is ment. i.e. I wrote this blurb about this guy with electricity and now I am writing my own book off of it.

That is just one- I will post more later! Hve to get paint- bye1

Mary Hiashi said...

It's a PS1 game...

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh lookie here...

People come and people go,
Memories fade as new ones take their places.
People are saddened by this,
But life is about change evermore.

Mary Hiashi said...

...See randomness is good for the soul...Hopefully.

Mary Hiashi said...

I need to eat something for dinner...Perogies!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey! It's alright...I'm waiting for Derek anyways...and this water to boil...and the next Bleach chapter...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ahhhhh...Why me...I just want to read the next chapter...and have Derek talk to me...because I'm bored...

Mary Hiashi said...

DErEK! MIstER LAnDY! WHEReFORE ArT ThoU DErEK?!

Mary Hiashi said...

Okay I won't say!

Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

Bonjour Monsieur!

Mary Hiashi said...

Konnichiwa Landy-san!

Mary Hiashi said...

Ni Hao Derek!

Mary Hiashi said...

Arriverderci Kallista!

Bonjiourno Singor!

Mary Hiashi said...

Holla Singor Landy!

Mary Hiashi said...

Is gutentag hello in German?

If so Gutentag!

Mary Hiashi said...

Aloha!

Mary Hiashi said...

Wait...didn't Skulgirl say shoah or something is hello in Hebrew?

Shoah!

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey it's morning time in Ireland apparantly...so...

Ohayou Landy-san!

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

*Bathroom break*

Please answer my questions Derek...I have issues...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Sighs* Crazy, crazy Mary...

Gah my head is tingling again in the same damn spot...grrr...

Mary Hiashi said...

Mmm...the perogies were delicious...

DeReK lAnDy!!!!!!!!!!


Where art thou?!

Thou darest ignore me?!

Mary Hiashi said...

I see...Derek doesn't want to talk to me.

Mary Hiashi said...

He darest ignore I. I who be amazing incarnate.

*People stare wondering about Mary's sanity*

Mary Hiashi said...

Aw...5-6 more hours?

Phooey.

Mary Hiashi said...

Is EVERYONE under duress. First Derek, now the translators...*Weeps* Ah yes. I'm weeping. Bet you didn't see that one coming...

DEREK!!!!
Derek!!!
DEREK!!
Derek!
DEREK!!
Derek!!!
DEREK!!!!

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Mary Hiashi said...

Damn that didn't turn out...

Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

Nor that...

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Mary Hiashi said...

Damn...


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Mary Hiashi said...

I give up...
It said your name Derek.
Just so you know...

Mary Hiashi said...

Fine. No one talk to me...I see how it is.
I'm little lonely Mary.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, hello again Kallista!

Mary Hiashi said...

I like chinese food...although it isn't authentic...because we live in Canada/America. Sorry if I don't respond right away. I'm talking to you and reading...

Mary Hiashi said...

My cousin's girlfriend is Korean, and when they visited, she made us some Korean style sushi. 'Twas tasty.

Mary Hiashi said...

Sorry...Internet died for a moment...
Why hasn't it been a very fun day?

Mary Hiashi said...

Is it bad of me not to care? I'm hopeless...Shoot me now.

Mary Hiashi said...

I didn't even care both times when my cats died.

Mary Hiashi said...

It's alright...The last time I was upset about something like that was when my horse died...

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmmm...Dad's cell phone cut out.

Mary Hiashi said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H75RkYQcYvI

This is sad...I dare you to watch this and not cry.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

here let ME try...8clears throat and then there is pure silence.....* DEREK LANDY WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! please*

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes, we have three.

I don't really want them though. I got tired of cleaning up after them...Oh do I hate it.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...m i interuppting something....i think ill just leave yo two alone 8runs like the dickens to a bomb shelter*

Mary Hiashi said...

No need to leave my dear girl...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*peaks jead out of shelter to see marshmallows being dropped by flying monkeys!!!! NO MONKEY NOOOO!!!!!!!*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i feek so young on this im 13 and your all like 14 and older

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mine!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm in the older category.

Mary Hiashi said...

Ohh...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nice to see you guys too!...mary are you 15??????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im sorry i didnt come on earlyer i had a pep rally at school eh not so great but i still practically lost my voice then i went to friends house then it was karate then i came back watched some tv and now here i am!

Mary Hiashi said...

I a'int telling.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

fine mary be defiant tbut you should appreciate your age!

Mary Hiashi said...

I do, but...The evil people will get me...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what evil people???? i see no evil....i hear no evil....and i definatley speak no evil!

Mary Hiashi said...

See! I watched it too. I cried. AGAIN! Every single damn time!

Mary Hiashi said...

I eat evil for breakfast.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ME TOO! *follow kallista in persuit of posing heroicaly*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ew i forgot breakfast but had an AWESOME wrap for lunch

Mary Hiashi said...

I was running behind today, thus I had to scarf down my breakfast. My chopsticks were flying. (I ate noodles)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LUCKY!!! i wish i could have noodles for breakfast!

Mary Hiashi said...

You know what also is sad? The ending of Final Fantasy 10. I cried at least 7 times at the end. SEVEN!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mom would KILL me she says i eat too many carbs :p

Mary Hiashi said...

I'll eat pretty well anything for breakafast. AND no one cares. So yep.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...never see or played it what ever it is...but i did bawl at the end of Harry Potter the new one! i NEVER cry when i read or watch ANYTHING!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm surprised I'm not fat yet...Well I do do a lot of excercise related things. AND I drink a lot of green tea and I do not drink pop...

Mary Hiashi said...

I actually laughed a bit.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

my friend eats a lot of junk and she looks anorexic and she is definitly NOT its so strange!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

at the end of harry potter???? HOW COULD YOU!!! DOBBY DIED FOR GOODNESS SACK HOW COULD YOU LAUGH ABOUT THAT????!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mary Hiashi said...

My brother could pass as Skulduggery, yet, he eats like there's no tomorrow.

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm heartless at times...Mom even says so. She says that I could at least ACT like I care. I told her it was too much work.

Mary Hiashi said...

Do you guys like artists like...Bruno Mars, Kesha, Drake...etc?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

THANK YOU! she understands! oh no here come the water works again...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Ke$ha yes i have some songs Brüno Mars i have one song oh! thanks for reminding me tomorrow i must buy some new songs my friend showed me!

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughs but stops short as rib moves. Coughs then fidgets*
I'm good!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

...why are you laughing????

Mary Hiashi said...

Shame on you Skulgirl...*Sighs*
I wasn't meant for these times. I really wasn't.

The minds of children are being jeapordized by crappy quote on quote music.

Mary Hiashi said...

I was laughing at the water works...now my heart hurts. Great.

Mary Hiashi said...

If you say that you like Justin Bieber, I'll kick you in the shins.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well i mostly listen to Sweeney Todd umm whats his name he sings Come On Get Higher LOVe that song and i listen to moulin Rouge i also like 3OH3 and Escape the Fate! and now im into Broken benjiman or something along those lines and another one but i cant name it right now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

EWWW OH GOD NO! NEVER Justin Beiber me and kallista even burned him in a bon fire earlyer!

Mary Hiashi said...

I listen to classics (ie. Bach, Mozart, etc)
I listen to Opera.
To broadway.
To oldies (Like the Inkspots, Jimmy Ruffin)
Gary Jules...etc, etc

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh god kallista you almost gave me a heart attack there for goodness sake we BURNED HIM!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh thank goodness.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG BRODWAY LIKE RENT AND WICKED AND SWEENEY TODD!!!!! I LOVE THOSE *well te movie sweeney todd not the play never seen the play*

Mary Hiashi said...

Night. I'm leaving now.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WHAT?!!?!??!!? *latches onto marys knees causing her to fall* DONT LEAVE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

....one thing to say about classical....EW! no offense but i cant STAND it i think it happend when we played sorry when we play it inorchestra man that puts me to sleep

Mary Hiashi said...

*Poofs away*

He'll pay...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it 3 in the morning there!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MARY COME BACK AND STAY WITH US!......*becomes Darth vader* MARY JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*seeing punches dont work takes out katana and grins wickedly starts chasing a very pale kallista hacking her sword at her*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok! come back soon!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr alone....i hate it so....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i seriously have bad timing issues!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

kallista where are yoU!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*looks and stares for the moment it takes to register that kallista has just stolen her hat and then runs like the dickens after her!*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*skulgirl leaps from post to post comment to comment and sticks a landing right infront of kallistas path*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*cruses self then runs skilfully and quietly ninnja like to catch the hat stealing kallista*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OY! KALLISTA YOU GET BACK HER WITH MY HAT! i need it for tea! *runs like Jack Sparrow *SOOOOO AMAZING!* and finally finds kallista trapping her in the corner of Dereks house she lifts up her sword to make the final cut when derek appears holding a cup of tea sword still in midair he says * WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*skulgirl then faints at the sight of Derek dancing with kallista instead of signing books to HER!!!!*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and also sword is stabed into wall nearly getting one of his cats

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*yelling while falling* KALLISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAY! i love a happy ending! i hate those that leave me hanging!!! *glares at derek looking innocent while drinking his tea and shrinking into his chair*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK!!! WHE YOU COME ON YOU HAVE TO TELL ME AND KALLISTA WHAT YOU THINKOF OUR LITTLE STORY WE RANDOMLY PUT TOGETHER!1!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

dont you agree!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gah sadley i must depart for i must get up early and shower before we leave tomorrow


HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVIING IF I DONT COME ON TOMORROW!

Donkey Shooter said...

why hello...
sorry for my dissapearance
happy thanksgiving americans
i think i might read more fan fics and write mine

Dragona Pine said...

I'm on for 1/2 an hour if anyone is on...

Dragona Pine said...

Nope, no one...

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it :( :( :(

Dragona Pine said...

*doodles on paper*

Dragona Pine said...

*ruins the paper with tears*

Dragona Pine said...

:(

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Dragona Pine said...

Well I have to go to school now... bye :(



*leaves crying*

Rebella Tears said...

DEREK LANDY SAID HI TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i am on top of the world(don't look up) and cant wait till Derek makes the MOVIE SCRIPT!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aww i missed dragona! SORRY! i probably wasnt awake yet..... well im on now until i get kicked off so derek if your done with breakfast i would love to see a comment!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

or should i say lunch...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

anyone????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

this is the hour i which almost EVERYONE is at school......

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

any1 on???

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

any1?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

THRICER!!!!! IM ON AND SOMEONE ELSE IS HOORAY!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sorry it took me a while went to the store to pick up food

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh i sure hope thricer didnt leave!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

thrice, not thricer

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wooops so used to adding an r at the end but still YES YOUR ON!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

or am i on, mabye this all your imagination

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

... imagination

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

If any new people come on we should keep saying this because they won’t be noticed if they don’t click their picture and let us see their comments

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!? hmmm that could be posible but my holusinations usuall do more singing and dancing......

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what do you possible mean???? for all you know i could be mary!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

* dances around singing, while flashing colours*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

you r mary

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

rn't u?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

maybe i m..........or mayb im not! MWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

didnt you noticed i used that quote from Dark Days after he scared Valkyrie and thought she was a holucination?????

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yeah, i did

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

If any new people come on we should keep saying this because they won’t be noticed if they don’t click their picture and let us see their comments

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh i think i get it like this

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

skittles

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thrice????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i LOVE CHOcoLATE!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

... what?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am eating skittles

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh i thought you were just nameing things.....

knight fantasy said...

hi guys!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Hey Derek whats your favorite type or sugary food! FRUIT DOESN'T COUNT!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KNIGHT!

knight fantasy said...

yo skul, long time no c!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know right! recently ive been having bad timing issues!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

If any new people come on we should keep saying this because they won’t be noticed if they don’t click their picture and let us see their comments

knight fantasy said...

hi thrice and kallista!

so, today u guys hv thnx givin, yeah?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

my name in capitals now, i just changed it

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

words that kave z in them...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i know, i was on

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YO KALLISTA! i know what you mean same here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what?!?!?! i never knew about this!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

about Flo i mean

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ireland doesen't have thanksgiving

knight fantasy said...

wow, is it cause flo's mad at me?
poor dragona...(dont tell him i said that)

knight fantasy said...

really thrice?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

christmass soon though8)

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