Saturday, November 6, 2010

Lesson One


I have found myself thinking about the next Skulduggery book a LOT lately, thinking about which of the story strands are going to intertwine and pay off, and which of the strands are going to continue into the next three books. Last week I wrote a five page scene where Valkyrie, consumed by rage, breaks into a police station and beats the hell out of a prisoner. Obviously, I’m not going to tell you what DRIVES her to do something this extreme, but the fact is I wrote it, and that can only mean one thing:

I am now writing Skulduggery Pleasant Book Six.

I don’t really have much choice in these matters. I just seem to start without realising it, and eventually I stop and look around and go “Oooooh, I’m writing a book, so THAT’S what I’ve been doing for the past few days...”

It’s not like the timing is convenient for me, either. I have a couple of short stories to write for various things, I have to rewrite a horror-comedy script I wrote last year, and it looks like I’ll be working on at least one brand new script over the next few months (none of this Skulduggery related). And now, aside from all that, I’m apparently writing the next book, too.

I’m going to do my best to document the stages of writing as I reach them, in order to explain how I write. I know there is a bizarrely large proportion of you, my Minions, who are also writers, and I keep getting asked to give out tips, so hopefully, in the writing of this book, I’ll be able to respond to those requests.

This doesn’t mean, by the way, that this accursed Blog is going to turn into a writing class. The fact is, most of my time will be spent sitting at this desk, tapping at this keyboard, writing words just like these, and that’s not exactly going to be exciting reading. So the Blog will continue as normal, but a certain section will be taken up trying to explain what I do, and how I do it. And along the way, I might even leak some little tidbits about what what you can expect to happen to poor old Skulduggery and Val...

So, what is the first thing I do when I start a book?

A lot of this work has been done years ago, when I planned out the series. I knew that certain things have to happen in certain books, and I wrote it all down and I keep going back to it, taking bits out or adding bits in. It changes as I go, of course it does, but fundamentally it remains the same.

So, for Book Six, I have certain things that have to happen. Let us take, as an example, the first segment of my plan for Playing With Fire, which I think all of you have read. Very simply, I would have opened up a Word document and written:


Val more powerful.

Guild new Grand Mage. Doesn’t like Skul or Val.

Vengeous escapes. Meets Dusk.

Plans for Val’s family reunion.

China tells Skul/Val about the Grotesquery.

Val meets Echo-Gordon- tells her about the Torment.

Vengeous searching for Vile’s armour.


And that’s how I go on, literally keeping it that simple. Very short sentences that I just need to glance over. I don’t show this to anyone, by the way. I don’t show it to my agent or my editor- not even to Laura- because this is the roughest of rough outlines. Each one of those lines can be changed around. Maybe we know about the Grotesquery from the very start of the book. How will that affect everything else? There’ll certainly be more momentum, because once our heroes know what the threat is, it’ll be full steam ahead. But maybe I don’t want that. Maybe I want a few fun, bizarre chapters to start off with, and then BOOM- they’re told what’s at stake once all the subplots (the family reunion, China’s revelation that she used to worship the Faceless Ones) are established, and THEN they take off.

Occasionally I’ll already have some chapters written- like the Valkyrie breaking into the police station scene- so I don’t mind flitting from the start of the book to the middle to the end, and back again. I’ll link it all up later. Right now, I just want to start the book having fun.

The outline will grow as I go. The deeper I get into it, the more notes I’ll be making, and so eventually my nice and simple approach won’t work anymore. For every point, there’ll be a few lines, explaining why and what and how. But for now, at this early stage, I can get away with broad outlines, because not everything has been decided yet.

This is really useful for building enthusiasm for the book you’re about to write. You’ve put down enough notes to form a bare story, and you can suddenly see how these elements can be chopped and changed to make something better. 

My advice is, don’t spend a lot of time on this. Keep it short. Keep it simple. Don’t waste all your enthusiasm and all your excitement on this part- keep all that for the actual writing. Which is what I’m going to do right... 

now.

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Darkane Claw said...

HI DEREK!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

AH! Dear me, it's Derek! Awesome. Canada is so special.

Dragona Pine said...

:( he didn't reply about the English Sanctuary being in Yorkshire...

Darkane Claw said...

Quick question, What's your favorite genre of music?

Mary Hiashi said...

Well I mean...everyone else has a sanctuary but...

Dragona Pine said...

Who likes cheese?



*raises hand*

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista is on...

Darkane Claw said...

How do you know she's on?

Dragona Pine said...

I read the future... I said you were on before you came on!


Well reading the future is no supprise...

Mary Hiashi said...

And again Derek, great job at being the first writer I came across to use the word sequester in their book.

Darkane Claw said...

:O DRAGONA"S PHYSIC!!

Dragona Pine said...

I am Darkane... well done... and I have a photographic memory...

Mary Hiashi said...

*Raises hand*
And hi Kallista!

Darkane Claw said...

Kallista, are you really pairing us all on your fan fic?

Dragona Pine said...

*sniggers*


Nicolette and Israel...

Dragona Pine said...

Hello Kallista...

Darkane Claw said...

*sniggers with Dragona*

funny thought.

Liz said...

Hi people!

Mary Hiashi said...

But why is my tea all gone...?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Lizzy

Dragona Pine said...

Seriously Darkane... I am phycic and I do have a photographic memory... I'm NOT JOKING!

Darkane Claw said...

brb dinner

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy...

Mary Hiashi said...

And I do have to join a writing contest of some sort...I want to make some money...I'm just...so...lazy!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Darkane...


*mutters something about posh people calling it dinner when Yorkshire people call it tea&

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista... do you mean Nicolette crazy or angry crazy?

Dragona Pine said...

And just so everyone knows... going 20mph on a bike is fun! :D but it's very hard to control... the slightest nudge of the handlebars... luckily I didn't nudge them :P

Rhos Reviews said...

Awesome tips Derek. im starting my first year in NaNoWrMo and i started writing lastnight. like you, i seem to be able to writing at dusk...i started at midnight and conitnued til 2...obviously i wouldnt do it when its a school night which is a shame.
iom soooo intrigued by the val beating up a criminal scene. her slow metamorphus as an evil sorceress is soo brillaintly done. but im hoping that book 6 would concentrate more on skulduggery's story and past and his feelings, as Mortal Coil was dominately a Valkyrie story ofc. I very much cant wait for this but good luck with writing the scripts too. :)

Dragona Pine said...

Lol my noodles are nearly ready :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Ya, tea is a little...well not what I would say. It's Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Supper is when it's late and you have something small. Like the French. It's Petite dejeuner, dejeuner, diner, souper.

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy, if you are still on, on Flo's 'last post' which isn't her last anymore it says you helped with her dreams, What did you do?

Liz said...

ask me no questions and i shall tell you no lies

Darkane Claw said...

Back

Mary Hiashi said...

Damn. Typos and horrible grammer. It should be and souper.

Dragona Pine said...

Right my noodles are ready... brb... where's my chopsticks? Oh I don't have any... ah well... knife and fork... yum yum noodles lol...

Dragona Pine said...

Come on Lizzy... send me an e-mail or anything... just tell me after I've had my noodles :D

Liz said...

nope, i ain't telling

Mary Hiashi said...

Again souper though is something small that you're eating late...although depending where you go. Dejeuner is breakfast, Diner is lunch, and Souper is Dinner and Supper, doesn't matter of the time...those crazy french.

Darkane Claw said...

Where's the pic of Dragona?

Mary Hiashi said...

I hate it when I can't find my damn chopsticks...or when they're not clean. Chopsticks I find, are easier to use...

Darkane Claw said...

I'm just going to get ready to go to Paramore. I'll be back in a bit.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I MISSED DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why must EVERY TIME i something amazing happens i must be somewhere else! grrrrrrr



Derek why must you tourture me now i will simply go MAD until the next book comes out! and it wont come out in the US so ill have to order it off of amazon UK and then it will tak THREE DAYS ! to geet to me! im gonna go INSANE!

Liz said...

hey skulgirl!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i missed him by........20 minutes!impossible!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hi lizzy!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know...maybe if a ask again he'll come on!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it just might be crazy enough to work!

Star Lord said...

Derek, Is there a Sanctuary in Stirling?!?!?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

or i can just repost this for Dereks enjoyment of Skulduggerys huge ego!




inky black fills the night
wind ripping at my hair
i glance at the stars
the only light
in this world of dark
one out shines the rest
almost another planet
foreign to the others
"Hey that one looks like you!"
"What do you mean its a star?"
"No...thats your ego!"



lol ah i was way too board

Liz said...

hmm... Dragona talking about noodles made me hungry, be right back!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'll be back in 20-ish minutes...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE MARY...for now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK PLEASE COME BACK ON!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*sighs and sits in a corner facing a wall looking sad* if i only left a few minute earlyer!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*still in corner raises fists pathetically*
woo americans!

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going to Paramore now, BYE!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gotta go mom making me go outside

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YES AMAZING NEWS!

Liz said...

nooooo! dont leave!

Dragona Pine said...

Back... for a few minuites...

Star Lord said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw


This is an AWSOME song!!

Liz said...

my noodles are ready, be back later

Dragona Pine said...

Lol the pic on hellboy's blog kinda looks like me except for the beard...

Dragona Pine said...

Does the pic look good?

Star Lord said...

That pic of yo uis LEGENDARY!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Hi again. I saw the picture and another amazing pic by Hellboy's brother. I can't wait for my picture!!! Hmmm...and I still have to attempt drawing a pic of Kallista fighting (wrestling) an alligator...

Geckogirl said...

hey all!
guess who has just finished their geograpppyyyyy! ive been doing it since when you all last saw me.

Dragona Pine said...

I know init Sarthacus!

Brb need to wash up...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ummm...what am I...Oh, I think I was saying that I saw the picture and Hellboy's brother did an amazing job...again...

Geckogirl said...

ohh has helldoy done a new blog entry?
going there nooooww!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm just glad that I don't have to take geography EVER again.

Liz said...

im back! i think im going to work on part 3 of my fanfic

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, Dragona changed his picture to the picture. Nice new pic. Picture, picture, picture...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrrrr being board kills!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Dragona i like the pic!



m just not that enthusiastic today....

Mary Hiashi said...

I have to write my fanfic...I know I missed Halloween but I had other things to write, so I was extremely busy. But it should be out before Sunday.

Geckogirl said...

omg mary you get to never take geography ever again?
i have to wait until next yearrrr! aww!

Anonymous said...

Awesome! *does air punch*

I'm so happy you'll be explaining your writing process. It does sound like a fun way to write a book, but I don't know how you can write scenes out of order.

I've written a Supernatural Chick Lit about a gal named Bubbles who one day finds out she's the devil. After I listened to you talk at your book signing in Worcester, I tried to re-arrange my scenes. But since I'd written them one after the next already, they flowed straight through to the end.

I'm going to write my next book the way you do though. Just to see if it makes things easier and more fun :)

2nd novel idea is titled 'Vampire Pocahontas' set in and around Las Vegas, complete with vampires. I really heart writing :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Again, it's going to be called Zombie Plans. And yes Derek, you are in it of course. Heck, you're the main character.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ew geography....

Anonymous said...

I mean, complete with Zombies! DERR lol ;)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Zombies are cool

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr





boredom SUCKS!

Mary Hiashi said...

After this semester so after January-ish, I won't ever have to take History again, or any tech I think,and no more science. After this year no more gym, no more civics and careers. After next year no more math...

Geckogirl said...

soz g2g bye!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Mary are you going to collage or something?

Mary Hiashi said...

Bye Geckogirl!

Mary Hiashi said...

Not quite yet, no.

Dragona Pine said...

Back...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hey dragona

Star Lord said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juc6fmgylw


WATCH IT!!!

Even my mum loves it!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*forgets shes still in a corner and gets up and walks to a chair wich promptly breaks under her so she just sits there* sigh to bored

Star Lord said...

HOWL!!! SEVEN DAYS TO THE WOLVES!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'll be glad to have no more math, and no more gym...

Dragona Pine said...

Louis said he wouldn't draw my feet because they're too big... I think...

Star Lord said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYEVYnuuME&feature=related


Wait for the chorus...

Mary Hiashi said...

What are you talking about Sarthacus?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

next year i go to high school so im going to be on here less *NOOOOOOOO* and doing more homework....high school sucks

barmybex said...

woooooo book 6, can't wait. Excellent Mr Landy!

Mary Hiashi said...

High school isn't that bad. Trust me. And it goes by REALLY quick.

Dragona Pine said...

Do you think I ought to change my picture back?


Yeh I will do... the other one suited me more but this one is EPIC!

Mary Hiashi said...

It is early though...:( But you only have four courses for the entire day...There is no recess if that's a problem but you do get a 40 min lunch.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

@Dragona
i really dont know im more used to seeing you wwith the other one

@Mary
my high school is HUGE! im gonna get lost to my first class!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

ahhh bless my mum

(came back from dads)
Me: mum how long am I grounded for?
Mum: your grounded?
Me: noooo
Mum: you obiously were because you brounght it up so how long?
Me: (lying) 3 days thursday
Mum: Oh well your laptops under my bed


HAZZA!! think its the stress of controling my sisters bday party but I'm not complaining

Dragona Pine said...

All back to normal...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

in my school we have eight or maybe it was nine periods a day i think it includes homeroom and my high school is just confusing

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

YES!!! THE GOLDEN GOD IS WRITING THE NEXT BOOK!

*does a happy dance*

I quite literally cannot wait until I see it on the shelves.

THANK YOU DEREK FOR WRITING BOOK NUMBER 6!

I think this most recent announcement has just made my week. :)

Mary Hiashi said...

And then there is exam week. I love those days. You only go to school 4 days that week for only an hour a day.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Nicolette head over to Hellboys blog!


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/11/dragona-pine.html


A pic of me, yey!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol Nicolette i wish that could happen to my mom...your parents are divorced?

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/11/my-bike.html


Oh and that... my new bike yey!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yeah they are...

will do Dragona

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...
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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh ok just wondering

Star Lord said...

I have the pic of Dragona as my desktop background!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol sarthacus

Mary Hiashi said...

...Hmm...I don't think I've ever been grounded. My parents never could, and they most certainly could never raise their voices with me. My dad often got a talking to if he ever did...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

wow thats an epic picture!

Dragona Pine said...

Oy... my pic... well Louis' of me... but Hellboy if you read this or the comment I left on your blog, ITS AWSOME!

Dragona Pine said...

I know init Nicolette!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hell yeah

Dragona Pine said...

I can hear fireworks...

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/11/my-bike.html


My new bike...

Star Lord said...

So can I.

Dragona Pine said...

Boom... boom... crackle crackle crackle...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Dragona


Fireworks?

Liz said...

*looks up from writing* huh?

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm listening to A Song for You by Michael Buble.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Ekkk either its pouribg down with rain for 5 seconds or it was a firework

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i love fireworks! wish they would set them off other than new years and fourth of july

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy... please tell me!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i also love bon fires!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yeah fireworks outside ...

I really want to watch them but I'm not allowed outside whilst ill

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

580

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

your still ill? i hope you get better soon!

Liz said...

nope, i ain't telling!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im so board im waiting to go to a party at 630 which it is now 245 here

Mary Hiashi said...

I had a dream once where I got shot...that wasn't fun. The whole boom thing just reminded me of that.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

eh ive had worse once i had a dream that everything was deterierating and i was falling apart like a sand castle in the wind.........i wok up crying aparently.......strange

Dragona Pine said...

4th of July... independence day... the declaration of independence was signed by all 54 members of the congress... it was written mainly by Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson... the declaration itself was made on the 2nd July, but it was approved on the 4th july which declared the United States independent from the British Empire after winning a war against them at the 'Thirteen Colonies'

Don't ask about that... did it for history hw but 4th july just reminded me...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol nice dragona

Liz said...

why are there fireworks going off?

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy please?


*gets down on knees*


PPPLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE?

Just tell me!

I promise I won't mention it...

Mary Hiashi said...

Well I got shot and I woke up, my heart hurting. (That's where I got shot.)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

590

Star Lord said...

I was meant to be born of the 4th of July, but I came on the 9th.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol Lizzy you should probably tell him i dont think hes going to be stopping any time soon

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

the next page is mine!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok just keep on commenting

Dragona Pine said...

I was supposed to be born on christmas day!

I AM HOLY!


But I was about 5 weeks early... 20th November my b day is...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it will be mine!

Liz said...
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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

only two more!

Mary Hiashi said...

I was born on Father's day...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mine!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i was born on May 6

Liz said...

my little sister was born on Christmas eve

Dragona Pine said...

IT IS MINE!


MUHAHAHAHA!


BRITAIN RULES THE PAGE!



RULE BRITANIA!
BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES!
BRITAIN NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!




WHOOOO!

Star Lord said...

I don't go mad about new pages, and 1st comments anymore.



I'm looking at Nightwish lyrics on the website.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Lizzy please tell me...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hazza!!! English own the page ... well yorkshires

Mary Hiashi said...

Another of my dreams I wrote into story form. I woke up from this one afraid. So yes my heart was pumping.

This is the dream:

A man calls to me. He speaks my name. Tells me things that I can hear but never comprehend. And I am afraid; because he screams, because he shouts. And I fear because another man, tall, handsome, and shadowed in grief; tells me that the earlier man sought out my death.

Fear, terror, pain, grief.

I feel it all for the briefest of moments, but the longest of times.

The sky has changed. It is dark, eerie, almost as if it is grieving for the innocent. As if it is informing the gods of the blood that has been spilt on this night. Coming down my street, I see why the sky mourns. Dozens of bodies litter the space in front of me. All of them are propped up like marionettes. Each a sick joke played for the masses. Bile rises from my throat, leaving a rancid taste in its wake. I am helpless. I can do nothing for dead men. I cannot even figure out who did this and why. Because the only ones left are them and dead men tell no tales...

Star Lord said...

Who has a black relative?


I do!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*looks sad* america should be the rightful rulers of the page *tranforms into battle mode goes and starts to attack Dragona* FOR AMERICA!!!!!

Liz said...
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Dragona Pine said...

RULE BRITANIA,
BRITANIA RULES THE PAGE,
BRITAIN NEVER SHALL BE LOCKED... IN A CAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE!



*glass shatters*


Oops sorry...

NiamhConway said...

Yay book 6

I hope valkyrie dumps fletcher.
And he'll go off with a broken heart and sit in some alleyway crying...then tanith (possessed) should come and kiss him and billy-ray arrives saying 'hey honey bunny' only to see his possessed girlfriend kissing a 19year old nerd. and tears stream out of his holey-eyes and he runs away. And he goes to break dusk out of the roarhaven prison in the sanctaury place.
And they go to kill fletcher.
But Caelan comes and takes billy-rays straight razor and cuts another slash across dusks face so now his has a X on his face. And then Billy breaks his thumb so he runs away abondoning Dusk, and then Dusk is all alone, he backs away and then hits the alleywall and then starts crying. Caelan does terrible, terrible things to him. And then he turns to see his enemy - fletcher.

"You saved me" Fletcher says dramatically, Caelan gives a nod. Fletcher frowns "You stole my girlfriend" he says about to cry. Caelan looks at him and is walking away.

"WHY did you saaave meeee?!" fletcher calls.
Caelan looks back "Coz i wanted to kill you myself...but i had no idea valkyrie dumped you"

"dont touch her!" Fletcher sobs, "she's mine...MINE I SAY - miiiiinnnneeee! - she'll never love you never I SAY - NEVVVEEEEEERRRR, and she'll be crawling back to me by tomorrow you'll see - YOU'LL SEEEEEE...!"
"P-lease, she never loved you"
"yes she did - she told me in australia!" he cried.
"Yh well in australia there's opposite day"
"No there iiiissnnn't!!!"
"Uh-huh"
"Nuh-uh"
"...Idiot"
Fletcher bursts out in tears. "don't call me names"
"or what"
"or I'll call you names"
"Go ahead - you've got nothin on me"
"Parasite!" Fletcher yells
"Immature spazz"
"Blood sucking maniac"
"daiper wearing freak!"

Fletcher gapes "...how long have you known?" he asked.
Caelan shrugs "since forever...you told valkyrie innit...well guess what she. told. me" he said with a grin.
Fletcher shakes his head...then teleports away.
Caelan smiles and strides away.

YAY AND HIM AND VAL LIV HAPPILY EVER AFTER. well until she turns into darquesse.

Liz said...

*smacks Dragona* America rules!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mary....tahts deep....but it almost sounds as if it were relating to Skulduggery....* thoughts trail away leaving Skulgirl just staring there deep in new thoughts*

Dragona Pine said...

Hmmm....


PLEASE LIZZY!


You can delete it once I've seen it and I'll not even show my reaction...

Mary Hiashi said...

Umm...I think Canada should attack a counrty just to see what everyone says...

Mary Hiashi said...

We'll attack with potato guns...

Dragona Pine said...

You ought to try have dreams about the future if you want depressing dreams!

Liz said...

no way Dragona

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HOOLIO YOU HAVE A SICK MIND FLETCHER WILL NEVER DUMP VALKYRIE OR VICE VERSA SHE WILL NEVER BE WITH CEALAN!

Dragona Pine said...

Come on Lizzy... just give me a vague overview... I want to know... please...

Mary Hiashi said...

I had that dream a while ago.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sorry i was just dumbfounded by the thought because it will NEVER happen...............right Derek?

Liz said...

nope, nope, nope

Mary Hiashi said...

My dreams are very depressing let me tell you.

Dragona Pine said...

*places English flag at the top of the page*


I CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR ENGLAND, and all the UK!

Dragona Pine said...

*begs Lizzy*


Plleeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeee... with a cherry on top?

Star Lord said...

oi! Scotland as well!

Mary Hiashi said...

Ya, it'll never happen. NO CAELEN. If it does, I'll start a revolt. Or...something...

Liz said...
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Mary Hiashi said...

Canada is the best!

Dragona Pine said...

I said all the UK Sarthacus... Scotland is in the Uk...

Mary Hiashi said...

If I do recall, in WWI we did what Britain could not.

Star Lord said...

... good...

Mary Hiashi said...

And we took out a german trench in less than a day...and then took another...

Dragona Pine said...

Excuse me... we won the war! Sure you gave us some help... but WE won it...


And in the 2nd world war... you lot were getting attacked by Japan... and WE helped you... at the same time as protecting France and stopping the Blitz from Germany with our Spitfires and Hurricanes...

Liz said...

everyone seems to be forgetting how awesome America is! AMERICA RULES!

Dragona Pine said...

BRITAIN!

Mary Hiashi said...

And we're just plain awesome...except... well we all have our faults...

I'd like to go to Germany actually...and Britain.

Star Lord said...

SCRICA!!!


Scotland, england, amerinca! See?

Liz said...

i love Germany! home of beer, bratwurst, and October fests

Star Lord said...

OK, maybe not.


SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*stands proud with England flag flying behind*


I'm sure we can all get along on this blog... America and Britain are the same in many ways, but also very different. If we can sort out our differences by no way possible, then we can stand together proudly. Apart we are strong, but United we are stronger, Britain and the US are Allies and will be until I have no breath in my body...


*looks at everyone staring*

What?

It was a cool speech!

Star Lord said...

BRATWURST!!!

I remember I was a a giant fest, and i had a metre big pretsel.


A METRE BIG!!! OK, maybe not THAT big, but three times bigger than my face!

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