You broke the internet AGAIN??
You do these things just to annoy me, don't you? It's because you're all evil, that's what it is. All my minions are evil.
Sigh.
Well, I suppose we needed a new blog entry anyway- a special Halloween themed one... So use the comments section wisely, my wicked minions, and tell me what you did, who you dressed up as, and did you get any tricks or, indeed, treats...
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My birthday is in 19 days so I'm a Scorpio... maybe I'm a November Loner...
lol, Flo...
Lol Florence...
My best friend is one day older than me...
Nope I'm a cancer :] *snaps hands together* these are my crab claws
sorry typos :/
AHHH BARBIE!!!
One of my friends is one day younger than me, one is one day older and the other is nine days older than me... them are just the people in November btw...
Brb, need to print my sisters hw off for her...
Did you know that the star signs all are supposed to have powers???
Cancer: Water
Scorpio: either gold or wind... I think...
*goes up to everyone and pinches there nose with her crab claws* hehehehe
*runs away*
ok mabey a little sugar
same!
high five sarthacus
*sarthacus stands there shaking his head and saying no..just no*
*Stands ther eshaking head*
NO... Just no.
*changes into scorpion and poisons Nicolette which will only last for three seconds*
Hmm... SCORPIO RULE!
Hands up is you're cancer, thumbs up if Scorpio!
*Raises hand*
what about libra....extra weight?? JKG
sorry when im pissed of i swear a lot kick stuff, i over use the word sorry and make jokes which arent funny to anyone but my 5 year old cousin.....sorry sarthacus i might swear a lot today but ill try not to... VERY HARD...sorry...
I want time to speed up I'm getting a dog next year... if it's a girl I swear on the SP series I'll call her Valkyrie...
*thumbs up*
Just try to ***** it out, Flo...
we are going trick or treating next saturday as a joke to see if the pople will spare us a cookie.....
*raises hand* owch *falls to floor for 3 seconds then wakes up again*
what the ..
anyone still on???
dance around if you're libra...
*starts dancing to "Im a barbie girl" while waving around a headless barbie and shouting US LONDONERS!"
too much??
Lmao I tried printing my sisters hw and it just printed loads of code... lmao... this is what it says:
A21sadf2 a=+-34$#!*(
the com isnt happy
wow the homework is short...
MEIN HERZ BRENNT!
It actually is supposed to say something about a grandpa having a long and hairy thing down his trousers... it's not what it sounds like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibblFcvaKQ
i swear that barbie is ment to be blonde...
whens your bday flo?
Still no headway with my ambition... still I've got a while, right?
fomcl dragona
1st october 199.....i forgot.....
fomcl?
Falling Off My Chair Laughing... I knew that it just didn't register...
guess..
im so stupid i cant remember the year i was born in...
*Looks around*
Where's Kallista?
1996, 1995, 1998?
1997?
Bobbie!
Andy! I've actually met the author Andy Briggs. He's cool, just like Derek!
im 14...*think of the year cousin was born in*...1996!! IMA GENIOUS!! whoo :D
I've hardly met any famous people... I've met Mark Jordan (PC Belamy in Heartbeat) and when I was younger I bounced on a trampoline with Haley from Corronation Street... apart from that virtually no one...
A brunette is jumping over the railroad tracks and is chanting 22 over and over again. Blonde comes by thinks its fun and copies her. Train comes brunette jumps away at the last second blonde doesnt. Brunette starts again and chants 23.
do you get it ? :]
I've seen most of the Heartbeat cast... they were filming when I went to Whitby on holiday a few years ago... but I didn't get any autographs... but my mum got Mark Jordan's autograph near my auntie barbaras... when she doesn't live anywhere near where it is filmed...
I think she's keeping count of how many blondes she has killed... or saying how stupid blondes are (no offense Nicolette) many jokes are like that...
Demons, ghosts, black faries...
i met David Tennent
the weird Top Gear guy...
and some others that i forgot...
Weird top gear guy?
There's not many to choose from... 4 if you count the Stig...
hehehe So many sweets all mine!!! ..... Soon so very soon I will have sugar rush just you wait ...
somtimes it gets so bad mum has to give me sleeping pills to get me to sleep
i think that zack effron was one...
I want a sugar rush... then I can abandon my ambition for a while... but I have a tummy ache and my parent's wont let me dive into the mixing bowl of halloween sweets...
oooh I have met what you call him ... thing ma bob ... shane ward? is that his name no .... shane robbie .. I don't know think it was shane ward and Derek and david tennent
no not the stig not jeremy either.....the short guy....whats his name err err...ah well he was at my uncles garden party and wedding cause they work on together...
They didn't let me either ...
I got them with my ninja skills
I have a record amount of merits this year, get ready for it...
*drum roll*
3
Yey new page!
I MET DAVID TENNENT!!!
*high fives nicolette*
sorry got a bit carries away there
lol i dont have any yet...
hehe 3's my house number ...
3!
3 wheels on a trike
Richard Hammond?
Do you mean Richard Hammond?
last year i had 3...my teacher felt sorry for me and said that God said to be kind to someone else and she let me have whatever i wanted :D
Lol Sarthacus...
THATS THE DUDE!!!
the richard hammond guy
What was lolanble about what I said??????
Last year, in total I had:
Prepare for pure awsomeness!
*drum roll*
1
I'm beating my record, yey!
what are merets?
are they the cute fuzzy things
weird i was watching a random christmas special when it wasnt christmas and they put a BMW badge on a plate of sick..they then said that it was worth a couple of hundred pounds....funny
In year 7 I got 0...
Sarthacus we both said the same thing like 2 seconds apart...
Are Lund Devine and James Poole your nfriends, Dragona?
Merits are like... things you get when you've done well...
no merits are a stupid reward you get for being good....my journal is merit less....in year 7 i had 342 in year 8 i had 3 now i had 0....
Luna, rather.
No, I don't know who the chuff they are, they follow my blog, they never comment or anything... I'm starting to get worried... maybe they like my stories...
In year 7 I got 0 merits... year eight I got 1 and now I have 3... I'm doing well!
we don't have merets .. our head teacher stopped them ...
it was one of his gay ideas of an "improvment"
"Hmm..."
in year 7 i had 342
342 MERITS!!!
Dragona do you have journals aswell??
Nice quotation Nicolette...
Yes we do Florence... but us in good old Yorkshire call them Planners...
why thank you *does a bow and falls over*
"Ah..." what colours yours??
are journals the same as planners Flo?
Oh bloody hell... sorry Titanic theme is on my Ipod again... it must be the 1000th time I've listened to it! Only 232 more, yey!
yep i guess...
Ours are black with some multicoloured lights on them which look a little blurred... like a 2 sided funnel...
ahhh cool ours are yellow but are headteach says there "gold"
wait....
*looks closely at journal*
why the hell does it say "Planner 2010" on it??
because it's 2010
in english I thought it was 2012 and made a mig fuss about missing out on 11 11 11 ...
then I realized it was 2010
*big
What colour is yours Florence?
MEIN HERZ BRENNT!!!
What is that supposed to mean?
My Heinz Beans?
AHHH *falls off bed at loud rucess*
My heart burns
mines black and purple...students are either
gifted - black
rich - purple
gifted and rich - black and purple
special (dumb) - white
i have no idea why im "Gifted"....no one ever calle me that...
Lol Florence... everyone in our school has the same...
You got called a 'pessemist' and a 'mate', you might be called Gifted as well...
???
What are yo utalking about?
Brb...
We're talking about planners Sarthacus... or 'Journals' down south...
I don't know Sarthacus just smile and nod stay silent or say lol when these two are like this :]
Who two are like what?
Dragona I'm down south and it's planners here
you two are like this :P
i also got called...
emo
goth
barbie (were they got that from i dont know)
violent
a stripper
pessimist
gifted
mate
dude
bitch
random
funny
hilarious
vampire
assassin
weird
American..... :/ and they call me racist...
class joker
the one that can threaten a teacher
the "BADMAN"
.......what else..thats all i can rememebr so far...
um let me see
freak
weird
nerd
both
gay
funny
nice
kind
scene
emo
goth
queer
"Hmm..."
well i found that there is this thing called playstation network and i was shouting at some man.....he got really pissed of with me and started to shout down the microphone thing aswell...(i was talking in my weird french accent)
he said that he is 6ft4 so i said that im 6ft4 and a half
he said that he weighs 121kg and i said that i weigh 121.4kg
he asked were i live i shouted east london and he shouted so do i.....i turned the playstation of shut the curtains and got my sword out....
yes i panicked last thursday....
lol :D
well then all my friends teachers family the gardener and other weird poeple i havent met including the weird man that shouted at me through playstation network can stuff their heads in the ground!.....weres dragona and sarthacus??
LOL Flo I was going to answer that but thought of somthing rude so better not
thanks Kallista so are you and so much more :]
Sorry my comp went weird...
they call you a emo aswell.....whatever for???
Who two are like what Nicolette?
You missing me already Florence?
ahg today was beat up Skulgirl day i so far have been
hit with a hockey stick and my thumb bled
hit with a hockey ball big red mark on arm
slaped in the head
slapped with a water bottle thirty times
twisted ankle
now every time i press the space bar it hurts *winces in pain* curse you hockey stick!
oooh tell me! nicolette tell me!
You and Flo
pfft like i would...
If I did I swear Dragona and Sarthacus would kill me
Kallista im so jealous of you for not going to school i checked in during French *gets scolded by teacher* ha jk i didn't get caught but still i checked and was so mad but now i don't have school tomorrow so its a movie/ blogging marathon for me! YEAH!
Hmm... I haven't been called a lot of names, mainly because no one would DARE... everyone is scared of me for some reason... but these are the ones I can think of:
Tall
Funny
Bad-ass
Indestructable
Legend
Them are the ones I've been called... but I have never been called something bad...
i was very tempted to post something.....was afraid the school would track me down with some fancy fbi gear *hides in cornner*
Nicolette tell me... I PROMISE I won't kill you...
oh my friend she was testing a theory and it worked sorta
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool nicolette...why are thee so many o's ???
I can't get on here becasue school think it's funny to block everything!
because its fun see
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *ouch that hurts after a while!*
You will and if you don't Sarthacus defently would
they let us go onto some sites but not others i still think it was cool i got to sorta go on mwahahahahaahha take that school!
lol i can get on here during school.....thats what i do during ICT detensions...
no not mad at you mad at the thought of people being able to be home while orthers are at school like me!!
Nicolette, I promise I won't and I will restrain Sarthacus... I'm a good bodyguard hehe...
You need to open a chat room
wait why are you even out anyways?
*takes deep breath* ... ok
Flo defend me if he lashes out at me ...
after Flo said "where are Dragona and Sarthacus"
I was going to reply by saying ... having gay fun together *bites lip*
Kallista, I don't ignore you...
ahhh he's reading it *covers face with hands waiting to be hit*
lol a chat room is a good idea...
ack! brother trying to see my comments tickled me to get my hands away from screen it hurt
Nicolette, I am not gay... I would rather get tortured for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years rather than be gay... And I would kill myself...
but he does not know my identity hahahah he thinks the only way to seee my comments is to go on the computer im on man is he wrong! but its funny to see him try!
*hahah takes out swords and jumps infront of nicolette*
you wouldnt dare..
*looks at Dragona* :O he didn't hit me ...
and I know your not gay which is why in the first place I decided not to post it
voting day is tomorrow for me! thats why we have da y off we only have one full week this month yes!
*twist sarthacus wrist and sword pops out* that is how you do it
or at least thats the non violent way to do it
I would dare Florence... I'm just not going to because Nicolette is my friend... and if I WAS going to hurt Nicolette then I would have to hurt Florence which I wouldn't do...
hey people!
Dora the Explorer: whats your favourite part?
silence
Dora the Explorer: I like that too
wait dont you mean flo's swords? *quickley does the same maneuver to Flo*
Hi Lizzy...
yeah lol the awqurd silence whilst you wait for dora to answer her own question
and thank you Dragona
oh we alwas say when you jumped off a mountain its so funny we make up suicidal stuff for her to do and then say it in the pause or we just say the credits
ahaa I got 1111
HEY LIZZY!
one of my sword has a dent in it...
A DENT!!!!
now for the past *counts on fingers quickly* 4 days ive been trying to find the bitch who done it...without success.......
Nicolette make a wish!
I went as a witch. I put rings around my eyes and put red lipstick on. I couldn't go trick or treating this year, but I'm eating leftover chocolates that the children didn't get...
Ok Kallista...
probably any brothers or sisters you may have or any cousins who came to visit recently my brother took the tip off of my FAVORITE sword when i told him not to use it what does he do he takes it out to show his buddy and bangs it against the cement so hard the tip breaks off and now he has a perfectly new one *mumbles and grumbles swears*
*closes eyes and crosses fingers and makes a wish*
ahg wow wow wubzy is annoying!
What the hell are ypu talkin about??
brothers watching it the pain the PAIN! *covers ears and sinks to the floor*
tv show terrible baby show
ohmigod, my little sister watches that show and it is just messed up!!!!!!
yes it is and its on right now! GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I think I've failed...
I've failed in lots of things...
im watching Dora for more jokes...
when i was 6 there was no diego..or whatever his name is...there was only dora
but why do you think you failed? like in what?
failed what?
Mainly putting songs on my Ipod... but a bit on my ambition because I actually haven't STARTED yet...
omg me and my brother got really board and we were watching Blues Clues and here
Steve: *floating above head is words make a poem* hmm what can we do with make a........and poem?
Us: OMG ITS RIGHT THERE JUST SHUT UP AND WRITE THE STINKING POEM!
we were laughing our buts off at the moment
that is right we keep on going nice attitude kallista!
there was another time when we were watching Dragon Ball Z Kai and we were trowing jokes about how constipated they sound, how large there ears looked, how their eyes are always crossed etc. etc
get a guide to love and chat up lines dragona you can get one in any book store..even Whsmiths...
here are my cousins weird ones...
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?
no thats gay.....
did you come from spain apparantly all the girls there are hot?
no thats even worse....
i will phone them up later and ask :D
im stuck with the Dead Men tales, but im typing for Mary's blog we the kings
try and take a walk or get some fresh air that can make the brain flow again
those are TERRIBLE lines ....but there making me fall out of my seat!
yes i know that they are terrible....try thinking of some your friends/family/dog used....
*sighs*
I'll give it up as a bad job...
lol thats the same with my brothers such pests they are!
eh? what do you mean Dragona?
what about..my dad said this once and im not ment to repeat it to any other living person....oh well...
your eyes are like dimonds they are brighter than any star. Your hair is softer then silk.
on second thought no it gets gay after the third line....
Lol okaii Kallista lets have a meditation session
I can help brighten your aura and reline your chakras
and then hopefully you could post the next part before I leave tonight :D
you know if you trying to get stuff onto your ipod first
make a new playlist BEFORE [lugging ipod into computer
2)plug ipod nto computer
3 drag playlist to little ipod on the side
4 wait till ipod says syncing done then remove ipod for songs!
That is weird...
Dragona go up to a girl and be a man....
usually i read to get ideas always works for me! i dont know why though...
I KNOW HOW TO GET THINGS ON MY IPOD!
Just someone tell me why Steve Wright Sunday Love Songs has cloned itself 64 times, 2 cds with 32 songs on it and someone tell me why the Titanic Theme has cloned itself 1232 times...
byeeeeeeeeee yall! i have to go to my grandparents house for diner
Okaii :D I don't mind tommorow ...
Leo better come tommorow
bye lizzy
ooooooooh that i don't know maybe computer has a virus or someething try making a new playlist and delete the old one that night help or resync it i once had covers that didn' match the cd on my ipod i resynced it and it was all better!
Florence, I would but I haven't found someone I like... they're all bloomin tangerines...
BYE LIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because your Ipod was feeling empty?
No I think my Ipod has gone generally dodgey...
Not my fault I have big feet...
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