You broke the internet AGAIN??
You do these things just to annoy me, don't you? It's because you're all evil, that's what it is. All my minions are evil.
Sigh.
Well, I suppose we needed a new blog entry anyway- a special Halloween themed one... So use the comments section wisely, my wicked minions, and tell me what you did, who you dressed up as, and did you get any tricks or, indeed, treats...
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 1356 Newer› Newest»isn't anyone on at this ridiculous hour? Kallista......Mary.......Lizzy......people......anyone?
fine im going to sleep because 1 no ones on and 2 no i am tired soooooo........goodnight! but if i do find that someone comments after i leave lets just say beware Derek be very aware
I LIKE CHEESE!
ICE CREAM WILL DOMINATE
MY FRIEND KARL LIKES SP! YAY
*sigh* school today ...
and theres a stalker outside my house!! ....
going to be a great day already
I guess I'm a larry for 10-15-20 mins :/
I think I should post fan fic todnight since I never did sunday ....
700!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm gonna comment before everyone blows the limit :P
I spent halloween not dressing up like you lot, *sigh* but MAKING AN AWESOME BLOG. It has my AWESOME short story Adventures on it, and I would like anyone and everyone to check it out, coz I'm just like, so excited right now! And Mr. Landy, although the chance of you seeing this particular post are slim, it would be awesome, like AWESOME, if you had a look at them. Come on, dude, do something for your... "minion".
ANyway, here's the link http://theawesomeadventuresofkirstyco.blogspot.com/2010/11/awesome-adventures-of-kirsty-co_01.html
HI!!!!!
any one?
ok, ill wait *goes back to typing for Miss Mary's blog*
im typing two different fanfic right now, one with the Dead Men and one for Mary's blog *bangs head on keyboard*
one of those cool ones that you can roll up would be nice
it was FREAKING COLD!
whatever, i still got lots of candy
but i cant eat most of it :(
i get a massive headache
yup, i got to go now, dads kicking me off the computer. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
god im BORED
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OOPS! just found out i burnt the toast . . . WHO CARES IM BORED.
PLZ
Hi all...
I beat my friend 12 - 0 in badminton... and in english we were doing a collage of homeless people and we found a bit in the newspapers we were given saying "I'm scared Johnny will kill me" and we put a picture of Rambo and "Up" at the end so it said:
I'm scared Johnny will 'Rambo' me up... lolage...
Hi.
Somebody be on. Please.
Hey Sarthacus!
Hey people of the universe,
Double Irish very nearly killed me. I could feel my brain shutting down from boredom. And I have to study for a science test. Annoying.
Halloween was awesome. I got so much sweets and then 10 of us went back to my friends house and watched Sherlock Holmes. Me and my friend got bored and started fencing with long marshmallows.
*Throws away whoopie cushion to Kallista's seat*
Hello!!!
DAMN!!! Dad's home, g2g, bye all!
did you have a good Halloween Sarthacus?
byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bye Sarthacus.
Did you have a good Halloween Lizzy?
I scared someone... quite a lot... I just hid in the shadows and went behind them and put a hand on their shoulder... they all started running like chuff... hehe...
Brb Going to get something to eat, sooooo hungry.
Ok Darkane... I've already had my tea...
I took care to not fall in your trap Kallista...
*takes the top off the seat and takes out the whoopie cushion*
Hi bencotter
technacally nobody has said hi to ME yet . . . just because im new does not mean im to be ignored . . .
HALLEIGAH
SPELT WRONG
Back
atually, i dont know if you will remember me but i was writing a book called mutation?
Ok Darkane... I got to BRB for 2 secs...
oh hi!
yo people
Yes, I remember, I was in it... I think... is that right?
Back btw for people who haven't guessed yet...
DREK I'VE A QUESTION FOR YA,WELL ER . . . .I'LL THINK OF ONE SOON . . . . . . . . . . .
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yep thats the one
Lol... Drek...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY
How did the book go?
who here is seeiN paranormmal activity 2?
not fineshed it yet
No... I haven't seen paranormal activity 2...
Haven't seen it.
incase you dont know th whole drek thing was an acccident!!!!
it's a new film, any of ya fifteen?
I was thinking of writing a book... I did quite a good story... but it was nowhere near the size of a book... I'm not THAT full of ideas anyway...
paronormal activity 2 i mean, is a new film . . . not DREK
Kallista... crap if you must know... a tiny bit depressed and I feel crap... but ah well...
WELL ER oops had caps on . . . anyway. When kids are kids its hard to write books. Thats why im writing mine slowly
YAY i just made a good bito toast!!!!! My god! Im proud
I'm 13... I got a 7a for a story in year 7...
OMG im scared!!!!!
Why are you scared?
cool. Im ten allmost twelve
because i just watched a horror movie
Ten almost Twelve?
I'm 13 nearly 14... in 19 days... lol
i LIKE horror
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY&NR=1
cool, again
I'm here
I don't know what it's like to be scared...
Kallista, don't be sad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcnEonB04E&NR=1
Eddie Izzard is funny.
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EDDIE LIZARD Me dad saw him on satge
who here has MET derek landy/DREK
Ye it was really fun. I had a sword fight with marshmallows.
I have
I've met him
how do you do tht?
Not me... I was planning on coming to the Manchester signing... but I had no clue where the Trafford Centre was... is it near Old Traffod? And Manchester would take me about half an hour by train to get there... and by car... dunno...
ooh why i am i up here?
Why are you depressed?
im back from lunch (yum! egg sandwiches!)
cool. I went to the liverpool waterstones one
Me and my friend have to duel again because our other friends kept trying to distract us with feathers and hats.
*walks in and slips on Kallista's pumpkin, falls onto fireworks and gets shot up into sky*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kallista... I'm a tiny bit depressed still... but my illness might have something to do with it...
im dizzy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSE3JANx14&NR=1
Lol, so funny.
ooh I went and saw Derek in London ... I hope hes happy because it took 2 hours
no seriously im dizzy
Hmm...
AHH
I'm going on a trip to birningham with the school ...
it's a market thing and you can only go if you do german ... never thought I would say this because of WWI and WWII but ..
THANK YOU GERMANY!
i feel weird
.... hmmmmmmmm I think *slaps self*
you don't think you silly pickle
... any way I th... ahhh well hmmmm
I went to Birmingham... to do a school band/singing thing... It was RUBBISH!
We did some crappy song about 'yonder' or something and we failed... badly...
Satsumas lol
woo
That was when I was in primary school...
hehehehehe in my world nuts chase squirrels :]
Speaking of Satsumas, one of my friends' girlfriends is a tangerine... god knows how that's connected with anything... they're both fruits, thats it!
lol Dragona we watched Romeo and Juliet in english because it's our new topic ...
I had heard of it being taught but I though they were telling us that to scare us ...
I never thought it was real!
i went on a school trip o sing, i HATED IT and so did my best freind (Ross) WE came last after twenty minutes of long hard preparation at school to come last. The other schools were SHOWOFFS THEY had outfits with weird chinese swirls on . They won. Let them be damned!!!!!!
Hmm indeed
now i have to go, byeeeeee yall
Bye Lizzy
Wow lots of comments, im getting mortal coil for christmas, already sneaked it out of my mums room and read it ;)
I dont like them
I blamed a random year 7 girl for everthing thats gone wrong with my life and she said why?
I said because theres no jews and she said I hope you just said juice because I'm a jew...
:| I hadn't seen that coming ... like in france when we had to ask a french person where the toilets are and I picked an american ...
We only had a drummer, 2 guitarists and some shaky things... when other people had a choir and a brass band! We had like 12 singers... I was stood in the middle because I was the tallest in the school, even in primary... and now I'm the tallest in the year... and taller than a LOT of year 10s...
I mean the show offs
Lol Nicolette...
I think it's just me ...
lol I now know 2 people who share my birthday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEFLTB7AdG0&NR=1
Dragona Pine looks like dragon pie lol soz
At the end of the music thing the people there gave us all goody bags. I LOVED mine cos it had a note pad. And we put them in boxes. And the Chinnese took our BAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE THEM I'VE TRIED TO HUNT THEM DOWN AND TERMINATE THEM!!!!!
No offence is you went to that school . . .
LOL I just found out that my pet bird died
that thing allways pecked me!
how is that lol worthy ?
Aw sad! :(
by the way it died of naturall causes *whiistles sweetly* . . .
This happened in german in year eight:
Friend: *points in book* that guy has a moustache, and he looks like...
Me: Hitler...
Teacher (who's part german): Oy you, outside now!
Me: Me?
Teacher: Yes you.
Me: Gets up from chair and walks outside.
*teacher follows*
Teacher: How DARE you speak of Adolf Hitler in my lesson? I am part german you know?
Me: No... I didn't.
Teacher: DON'T ANSWER BACK!
Me: I didn't.
Teacher: NOW YOU DID! Give me your planner!
Me: It's in the classroom.
Teacher: Go get it then.
Me: *walks in classroom and routes in bag*
*Bell goes off*
Me: Yey... breaktime!
Teacher comes in: Right, everyone go to break...
Friend: You're screwwed... she'll see you, you're too damn tall to sneak out.
Me: Not if I bend down...
Friend: True...
*walks past teacher bending knees and walks out of the door*
Me: YES! Come on, what a sneak out!
Friend: You are a legend, you know that?
Me: Why?
Friend: Because you floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds and you sneaked out from a classroom while the teacher was looking straight at you, just as a normal daily thing...
Me: Ah well...
dunno. But er . . . i was just tryin to keep the bordom away
DRAGONA PIE!?
Dragona PINE...
Lol, Dragona!
No, the dude said dragon pie.
I'm not joking... it happened... and everyone says I'm a legend but I'm not convinced...
well er good story
IDEA *Light bulb* Lets tell storys!
Lol...
who's first???
GTG Be back soon!!!!
Ok Bencotter...
Bye Ben
Dragona, why would that teacher be offended??? I'M half German, and I don't get that iffended about it, unless somebody goes "Teacher teacher I've got an itchy nose!"n while making the Hail Hitler sign. in front of me.
Gtg bye, my dads making me do piano, bye.
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Uh, crap.
This happened in English:
*sticks picture of Rambo over newspaper article saying "I'm scared Johnny will kill me" and then sticks 'up' on the end*
Friend: I'm scared Johnny will Rambo me up?
Friend 2: I'll Rambo you up...
Me: What does Rambo you up even mean?
Friend: Who knows?
Friend 2: At least it's better than 'Boozer finds drunken sex for 10 pounds'
Me: It's not my fault I stuck it down like that... it just happened...
Friend: He might have done though.
Friend 2: True... he might have done.
Friend: *looks at girl* Do you think she's fit?
Me: No...
Friend: I'm going to ask her out.
Friend 2: I'll come with you, I want to see you get rejected!
Me: Good luck with it...
Friend: I'll send you a postcard to see how I go on...
*he walks over to her*
*he askes her out*
*comes back with big smile on his face*
Me: What did she say?
Friend: Yes...
Teacher: We do not care who's going out with who! Or I'll Rambo you up!
Me: *looks at teacher who is leaning over collage* Oops...
lol Dragona I think the stupidest reason I told off for was this
(in pse substitute teacher end of year 8 everyone talking)
Sub: all right class quiet down now
*everyone contines talking*
Sub: EVERTYONE LISTEN!
*contines talking*
Sub: *points at me* Right you back of the class face the wall
Me: what?
Sub you were talking
Me: so was everyone else
Sub: well I noticed you most
Me: well thats hardly fair!
Sub: are you arguing with me
Me: no sir
Sub: Im a lady
Me: I know but the first thing I notice about you is you mustache
Sub: OUTSIDE NOW!
Me: *walks outside*
(20 mins or so later)
Sub:*walks out* do you know why your in trouble?
Me: for being the one you decide to pick out of the entire class for talking
Sub: no for being the loudest and talking back to the teacher
Me: fine
Sub you have lunch detention if you don't come then its a after school clear?
Me: *smiles* sure
Sub: come in the bell goes in 5 minutes
lol what she didn't know is we went home end of period 4 before lunch and she didn't remember after summer holidays
lolage.
Story in english, continued:
Teacher: Boozer finds drunken sex for ten pounds?
Me: No... it just happened to be like that.
Friend: I agree
Friend 2: So do I, um, it's not his fault.
Teacher: I expect you to hold this up to the class and show it you know?
Me: Alright then, when shall we do it?
Teacher: Now you stupid litle boys.
*goes up to the front of the class*
Me: (whilst walking) she can't call me little, I'm a foot taller than her...
Friend: I know that... I think she's blind.
Friend 2: Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for the ultimate story, Boozer finds Drunken Sex for 10 pounds!
*everyone laughs*
Me: Shut up laughing... or I'll Rambo you up...
*everyone continues laughing*
Teacher: Detensions, all three of you!
Me: I'm ill... I haven't been here for a month.
Friend: And I'll have to go to lunch with him... because what if he collapses?
Friend 2: And I need to go to help.
Teacher: Fine, but don't do it again!
Lol... how easy teachers are to fool...
Lol Nicolette...
LOL dragona
hey
And then we started thinking of random things that we stuck down instead of Rambo... these are a couple of things we made:
I'll Indiana Jones you up!
I'll sex you up!
I'll Big Issue you up!
I'll knife you up!
I'll Minion you up!
I'll Bobbie you up!
I'll chicken you up!
I'll a thousand pounds you up!
I'll kill you up!
I'll drug you up!
I'll London Killer you up!
I'll indian man with moustache you up!
I'll David Cameron you up!
I'll Spider-man you up!
I'll Halo you up!
I'll Cheese you up!
All which we ended up saying infront of the class for a 'punishment' but we did make people laugh...
Me: "What does a friend look like"? What the hell?
Freind: everyone's unique.
Friend 2: I'm gonna ask Victoria out.
Me: You tries that twice, and if yo uget her and Ronan gets lucky he'll be your brother in law!
*Freind 2 looks embarrased*
Me: Way.
Friend: what's with the way, you failed on asking Stephanie out.
Me: True, true... but I was gullable at that time...
Friend 2: Do you like girls?
Me: Duh, I'm not gay... are you?
Friend: yes.
Me: WHAT!!!
Friend: Just joking.
Friend 2: Well at least none of us are trannies...
Me: You are...
Florence!
NO... I'm SARTHACUS... Big difference...
There is a lot of love in my school... I think they put something in the water... good job I take waterbottles lol...
Every single one of my friends have a girlfriend... I have never had one... yes... something in the water...
I wasn't talking to you Sarthacus! Florence came on...
well i would have gone on yesterday just that we had a concert and after when we were packing up we got stuck in the van.....
12 BLOODY HOURS IN A VAN WITH 5 BOYS.....
not my best experiance but then not the worst :D
Lol Sarthacus ...
Heya Flo!
Lol Kallista... no one forgets you... how could they?
If you could make God bleed... there would be blood in the water... and the sharks will come...
Lol Florence...
Hi, Kallista.
*Get's out another pipe and starts puffing and leans against the wall.*
Brb...
Yes, I have an ambition... find a girlfriend before Valantines Day... what an ambition... I might have some of that water lol...
...i thought that water would turn into blood....
i think that, that was the thing the priest was on about last sunday when i was forced to go to church....but then i started listening to emo music halfway through the mass and i didnt get the rest....
Kallista... we were doing a collage on Homelessness and that was one of the things we stuck down... it just happened you see... we went a little crazy like we did in Drama when I 'shot' someone at a wedding...
I've just had a suicidal idea...
*Gets loads of pipes, lights them, and puts the n ears, 10 in mouth, up nostrils, where the sun dosen't shine, and puffs away...*
incase you dont...did you ever hear of phone sex??... joking...im joking... yes there is a thing like that were you phone up random perves who want to know what your wearing....me and my friends once done it and the dude asked Friend 5 who was doing the talking if she wanted to "Do the salad dance" what the hell is that???
I thing Kallista'sn thinking of a gang bang... = S
you will regret saying that if you knew them you would seriously regret it...
Lol Sarthacus and Florence... I think I have... it's on an advert at the back of my BMW Magazine... what a way to ruin it...
Yes Sarthacus... that...
Lol Kallista...
I've made no headway with my ambition... none what so ever...
Hmm...
yes kallista not those 5 boys in a cramped van with a full drum kit 3 guitars a microphone and a hell lot of wires...
I take what I said earlier back I not longer like german ... to much german homework
Hmm...
lol i love french my teachers jaw will drop when i show him the 10 page letter to my pen pal about cheese and pineapples! :D
why has the topic gone so sexual ? ....
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROOOOOH THE HOOKEY COKEY OOOOOOOOH THE HOOKEY COKEY
cough cough in a hundred years cough cough
im eating a jam donut so that should keep you all happy!
Still no headway... then again it's only been a few minuites... ah well... maybe I won't have one... ah well...
Florence don't be nasty...
I had no good sense to begin with...
sorry im in a bad mood....ive started making jokes about Dora the Explorer...
(Children watching Dora the explorer on tv)
Dora:now were we will head today?
(silence at home)
Dora: well done children!!!!
my friends were on the floor laughing....how low can i get....
wait heres another one..bit mean though..
Your so fat that even Dora cant explore you
yes that got my friends on the floor aswell....
*sigh*
i need to think of a new jokes dissing Dora isnt funny anymore..well not for me anyway..
it wasn't until Sarthacus posted gang bang :/ ...
I'm sorry Sarthacus but I still think your lying about your birthday 3 people on a blog with 400 odd followers all having the same birthday is scary
its ment to be were will wehead today.. sorry
were will we head today....sorry again
sorry about the phone thing...just weird advice
I was being mean about David Cameron in front of my freind and normal when I'm mean about people she says nicole what have I told you about being naighty and rude but today she was just in stiches ...
who knew the truth could be so funny
I swear,
9/7/98n is my birthday...
If David Cameroon or any of the govrnment is reading this it was nothing to bad don't you worry please don't obduct me from my home and make me "dissapear"
It doesn't matter your in a bad mood...
well I swear 9/7/97 is my birthday and that Hellboys birthday is 9/7/96
hmmm creepy ... well
Birthday buddy! *high fives Sarthacus*
yay!
lol my friends nan knit my friend a christmas jumper with a brown blob that was ment to be rudolf...she made him wear it on all cothes day last year and we spent 2 and a half hours fallowing him during school and laughing at his jumper until the teacher made him take it of...
Lol Kallista ...
hmmm I have a growing urge to post a ninga penguin on my german wallwisher wall but must resist ... get told off ...
AHHH HECK *presses post button* hehehehe mask in my ninga penguin glory!! ..
no I haven't had to much sugar .... swear ...
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