You broke the internet AGAIN??
You do these things just to annoy me, don't you? It's because you're all evil, that's what it is. All my minions are evil.
Sigh.
Well, I suppose we needed a new blog entry anyway- a special Halloween themed one... So use the comments section wisely, my wicked minions, and tell me what you did, who you dressed up as, and did you get any tricks or, indeed, treats...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 1356 Newer› Newest»then find a girl whos not a tangerine or just be a loner...jeez how hard can it be...
AHG i just tipped my computer off its stand and it almost went crashing to the gound but i saved it no harm done!
i am very much a loner for all those other loners out there no good guys in school all jerks
Ah well...
Ambition Demolished
Hmm...
omg listen to "Just the way you are" by Bruno Mars it really is a song no joke
I don't have a bf it's not bad its fun
I know Skulgirl... the song makes me strangely depressed...
i love that song!
Why is Dora fat? she walks everyday!
i need a new thing to pick on doras boring now...
thats a really good idea Kallista!
Kallista, I can't sing... just so you know...
well then play her the song! its still just as good!
Tinky winky is gay he owns a handbag..
1. I can't sing
2. There's no point in doing that if I don't like them
3. They won't stop being a tangerine because they think it's 'cool'
If I wanted to be a hero, then I would learn to fly...
Lol Florence...
New page whoop!
iggle piggle and upsy daisy need to get a room
if i were a superhero......i would be like Skulduggery....no i am Valkyrie!
NOOO I MISSED THE FIRST COMMENT!
1st comment
wrong website
it seems the victory goes to Dragona
200 comments already ?
Um, I don't mean to sound weird or anything but who are these things your mentioning?
I understood Tinky Winky... I don't know the rest...
there the TEletubies! demented......things there so strange the names are Tinkey Winkey, Dipsy, La La, and Po three girls dressed as them for halloween
well my freind there off in the night garden .... and they kiss hold hands and get into each others beds ....
Dragona i have no idea about what you're on about....
awww cute! yet sickening for a terrible thought just..........just.....*faints at horrible thought*
I know what the teletubbies are... but shouldn't the thing that Nicolette is mentioning be on after nine o clock if they do that?
Why don't you know what I'm on about, I am speaking with logical sense... whatever that is... my english teacher last year said that's what my story was...
no its a kids program all day ends at 7 :/
ah yes
Tinky Winky
Dipsy
La La
And
Po...
my friends call them
Tinky Dinky
Tipsy
Ta Da
and
Ho
tinky winky is the gay one..he carries a handbag around with him...
*wakes up at the smell of tangerines* wow that was a horrible dream i thought some one said the vd word
Oh... so that's why kids always know things like that... I blame the thing that Nicolette said!
they are very strange indeed so glad youngest ro doesn't watch them now!
ment to say bro
We in Yorkshire call them:
Tinky Stinky
Dipstick
Mars Bar
Poo
Don't ask us why?
DEREK LANDY GET YOUR BUTT ON HERE THIS INSTANT! *reaches through Dereks screen drags him to the computer where he WILL write something*
Kallista... is would be pretty impossible to miss with size 13s... just so you know...
sorry randomeness i had to do that because i just reaized hes probably still awake!
Eh?
Why am I your hero, I don't do anything... I just go on here and talk about random things...
lol like gum *laughs at thought*
I wouldn't step on you Kallista...
*scrapes Kallista off the bottom of shoe and gets an air pump to blow her up again*
Dipstick?? never heard of that.....i heard of shitstick though....
In Yorkshire we normally call idiot drivers Dipsticks... so that's quite fitting for Dipsy when he's driving Noo Noo...
waaa must go in 15 mins ;'[
*throws bucket of water over Kallista leaving an orange puddle on the floor*
Sorry... I hate tangerines...
then.......I MUST BE A DRAGON FRUIT!
Same Nicolette...
you yorkies make me laugh....
there will be a new boy and he is a yorkie well according to the boy school next door that will join into our school...
*everyone looks at skulgirl like shes a mad man*
.......Well.......they seem so cool red on the outside black and white on the inside
it sucks doesn't it Dragona
teletubies scare me and so does that weird vacuum cleaner...
Don't laugh at us, we're awsome...
Just because we say funny things compared to you down south and we call them 'buttys' instead of 'sandwiches'... it's not funny... bloomin dipsticks who drive up your back end and then brake and then overtake and then brake behind infront of the car infront... dipsticks...
naughty noo noo !
we got a new girl at our school and shes already so popular and like evry boy has a crush on her! its so strange shes not even that pretty
My mouse doesn't work with gloves on...
that was....random
I know... they only cost me twenty quid... and they have a pocket and everything...
errr i hate those people
they speed up to over take you come in fornt of you then drive slower then you .... COME ON!! IF YUR GOING TO VER TAK ME MAKE SURE YOU STAY FASTER THEN ME!!!!!!!
*tiredly walks downstair and falls on last step dropping laptop again*
? quid?
only? 20 quid?
Don't laugh at my Yorkshire word for pounds... quid is pounds... quid is awsome... quid sounds better...
im not laughing AT you im laughing WITH you...... :D
it's what we english fellers call pounds
Yeh they were only 20 quid...
I DONT USE POUNDS I USE REGULAR AMERICAN MONEY LIKE DOLLAR BILLS!
youre not the only one who uses quid..so do we Londoners
I repeat ONLY?! ... my mum only get £60 a week those gloves are a third of that ... we don't gt any privelages and its onlt going tot get worse after the cuts
*shoots tranq bullet at Kallista and she stops being so crazy more normal*
so do us hampshire..ners
IM SO CONFUSED I DONT GET HOW MUCH A POUND IS! to me right now it sounds very little though i know it probably isnt
or hamps..
HEY DARKANE!
i thought that a dollar was like 50p....
true ...
it's not little a pound can get you more then a dollor
= I
i dont know we dont learn that stuff in school we learned euros in french but i forget that
I'm going to bed...
Night all.
*hugs Florence*
I'll be on tomorrow night unless I feel more sick in which case I'll be on all day but I won't because my mum will make me go to school... I'll side with my dad because he doesn't mind because I'm ill...
Anyway... night...
Heya Sarthacus
HEY SARTHACUS!
Hello. Why does Dragona hug Flo every night?
Night Dragona ...
I'm taking my laptop to bed I need to go now whilst mums in kitchen
NIGHT DRAGONA HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!
bye Dragona
Hey sarthacus
Because he looooooooooooooves her lol
nice Kallista some times i think i do too
Why's everybody talking about romance? Everybody's talkin' 'boot girlfriends and boyfriends...
Lol Kallista...
Anyway...
Night...
I shall hopefully continue my quest... but I've given it up so I won't...
*hugs Florence*
THIS IS MY FINAL COMMENT of the night!
Night.
why has the topic gone to why everyone needs a bf/gf ...
I don't have a bf .. it's not that bad!
i was wondering about that aswell sarthacus *ruffles sarthacus' hair*
you dont use gel right??
i really dont know!
Sarthacus... because I'm me!
NIGHT!
BLOODY HELL YOUR MAKING ME COMMENT MORE!
THIS IS MY FINAL COMMENT OF THE NIGHT!
Night all.
ME NETHIER! i actually think its great you can be free!
You said that twice, Dragona.
I don't use gel.
NIGHT DRAGONA!
nar i rather have boyfriend
i cant read anything my blog is lagging and the post wont come up in like half an hour but ive gotta get ready for the cup.
c ya!
its way btter to be free from relationships that way you wont have to fuss about every little detail or activity
oh and i have a gf....
not buisness dicuss with you guys though.
oh i just realised its 5 am :o
so i can stay for a while :)
ooooo Donkey Shooter has a lover!
where in the world do YOU ive? ts five in the afternoon here!
good then i wont get my hand covered in it everytime i ruffle your hair...
*ruffles sarthacus' hair*
i dont know why he hugs me....nicolette its not that...
ack must go now mom is home and kicking me off be back in a while!
*gets knocked out by gumball*
flo it is trust me I have a phycics instinct
Why are you ruffling my hair?
Cake or death?
Bye, Skulgirl13!
*ruffles Sarthacus' hair*
Bye Skulgirl13
im ruffling your hair because i do it to everyone...i remember when i messed up my bff's hair :D
*backs off from Sarthacus and hair seeing static electricity*
kallista....
Bye Kallista
put on a wooly jumper and get a ballon...rub the balloon against the wooly jumper and then put it against something metal like a radiator or a fridge...it causes sparks......SPARKS!!
bye kallista!
*waves*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ2yRTRlMFU&NR=1
*ruffles darkanes hair*
sorry couldnt stop myself..
Bye Kallista.
It's wet you know I just washed it.
IMA GENIOUS!!
i got 7a in my scienc test which we had today! whoooooooo
ill live with a wet hand...but i dont like ahir gel on my hand its not nice....
i just relised that we were discussing teletubies on dereks blog....
I don't get english results.
hmmmmmmm
hair gel.
everyone has braces now..i want braces too....curse my dentist
prawn crackers
i live in aus and like i said i don discuss thatg with you guys ill discuss the wild boar my family but not her.
I know everyone has them exept me
why are you saying well done??
I had braces, but they were so annoying, you don't want them
I have no braces, my friend does, and he said his doctor doesn't do anything to stop the pain. Poor him.
wtf
you guys are strange while i stare at my sis'
weird fascinators your there in uk and america in 5 in the afternoon
you talk about teletubbies...
dereks right his minions are on the verge of insanity
donkey shooter what are you on about???
it 9pm actually
wow..... dum de dum 5 in the morning aint enertaining....
It's 9:20
no he was wrong i'm not on the verge of insanity I am insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QrGAJJ2sSc
One of his minions are already insane.
Me!!!
never mind....
im really hungry i might get some crackers.
we were talking about Dora the explorer aswell....well i was making jokes and peopl here laughed at them secretly while writing that they are crap on here...
wow... i was right...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QrGAJJ2sSc
^^^ LOL!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^
jesus so you are all nsane derek set up psycholgist's appointment for them....
and a chef for me...
Oi.
I don't need to see a phyciatrist she'll tell my I have deep issues .... plus it's a waste of money since she'll never fix my churned up head
wow i blew out through my mouth and steam...or what looked like steam came out....its probably cold in here....my gardener says that its like a freezer in here and that im not alowed plants in my room.....its not my fault that i dont feel the cold....
hmmmm
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*gets his purple pixies*
PURPLE PIXIES.....
ROCK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqxfwpJdyb8&NR=1
^^^ All of you have to watch this, so funny
lol are you talking about those weird people who think they can sort out your mind and they make you lie on a bed or sofa and tell them about your feelings????
if you are talking about them then i agree, total waste of money..
rofl i just found out the boar hired a nanny...
and a gardener... and a maid... wowza this boars sellin his meat and tusks...
waste of money i know....
but the sofas are comfy :p
yeah lol you pay them for them to tell you about all the inner issues you have
I think I'de know about my own inner issues myself.
lol i can do that with myself a sofa and a pair of glasses...
take them of and lie on a sofa = patient
put glasses on and pace around the room =weord dude
p is the guy asking m is me
p "tell me about yor childhood."
m "all was fine until...."
p "until what?"
m "i went too... you!"
weird dude....
i know all my inner problems....
dam ive g2g bye!!
Bye Flo
bye flo
Bye, Flo.
3 bye Flo's in a row!
who you calling weird...
ehh who would call at 5 in da morning?
meh maybe my gf is insane too and my band they all called i dont know why.
I'd call all the dinosaurs in the saloon who play pianos and inherit cars and are all called Simon.
oh my band got a gig yipeee....
and my gf got a law course.....
yippeee
G2g, night, all.
wtf???????
donkey how old are you?
You're in a band, wadda you play?
ehhh g2g too night... or whatever all
oh skittles I gtg :/ see you all tommorow
*pinches everyone on the nose with crab claw* hehehehe I'm evil
This year I dressed up as A Ghostbuster. I was the only girl who was dressed as a Ghostbuster. Mr Landy do you like the Ghostbusters?
I like Egon Spengller (The guy with the glasses.) Or Ray Stantz. (The guy played by Dan Aykroyd).
Next year a friend (Nocturn) and I (Polaris, pay no attention to the thing that says Housemouse) Are going as the Blues Brothers...er sisters. And my other friends are going as cops from Chicago, even though we all live in Canada. Do you like the Blues Brothers? I like both movies, they both had Dan Aykroyd.
Who do you like Better the Blues Brothers or the Ghostbusters?
oh ill answer you dark first...
everything but classical and country
Bye whoever's going, who's going?
Cool, but I meant what do YOU play instrument wise?
Is anyone still on?
Obviously not then......
I'm all alone.................... aw.
I just ate a spider.
Lalalalalalalalalalala
FLAGS!!!
NEW PAGE!!!!!
Ice cream
Pots and Pans.
Zooms
Elephants
Frogs
Spiky French
Kids with beards
Scooters
Football
Strategic sheep
I'm leaving, Night
*sigh* all alone and so board brothers and friend are watching the most DISGUSTING prt of Ace Venturo pet ditective and i have no interest in watching it for the thousandth time
DEREK I KNOW YOUR STILL OUT THERE!
so can you please come on to please some of your minions?
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