This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...
I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...
I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4360 Newer› Newest»Grr... Dragona, your riddles annoy me. *sits around sulking that she didn't get the exact correct answer*
I still say kick Dragona in the shins. So how do you get out of the washroom after that Dragona?
hehe... you all are fails, admit it...
In the US, its called unplugging the drains, not unplugging the bath. Don't blame me because I don't live in Ireland.
Yes, I agree with Alex. I'm Canadian so, yeah, American stuff pretty well goes for me too.
I don't live in Ireland, I live in England.
Eh, close enough. They're both islands in Europe that call drains different things.
well what do you think of this one you might have heard it before but still.....
a train is going from right to left very very fast, two ppl are on once side of railway. One person wants to get to the prison on the other side and the other person wants to get to the graveyard which is also on the other side how do they do it??
Sorry if I offended your country Dragona. English people are awesome, I just don't always get the stuff they say.
grab the track controls and change it to another track, then go across...
One person stabs the other person to death. The end.
no controls there
He-he. I win.
alex say that again but clearly...
By stabbing the person to death one person ends up dead, so they will go to the graveyard. The other person is now a murderer so they will go to the jail. The end.
well done you get a jam tart alex :D
jam? really? are you from England too?
Go down the middle track.
no im from russia moved to germany moved to france moved to poland moved to englan london...WE ARE THE TRUE LONDONERS.
A man is dead in a field, there is no tracks going to or from the man, and he had a backpack on, how did he get in the field, dead?
russia-germany-france-poland-london. Cool, so you are English. That explains the jam.
he was doing a parachute jump but forgot to loose his parachute!
Ooh, I get it.
Very smart!
See Dragona, that's a real riddle a GOOD one.
The other was...well stupid.
He parachuted out of a plane but forgot to open his parachute. The parachute is the back pack and that explains the no tracks.
well he was doing a parachute jump but forgot to use the parachute!
he was thrown out of a hot-air balloon.
Well done Florence, you win a pie.
*gives Florence a cream pie and decides against it, then pushes it in her face*
A plane crashed between England and France, in what country did they bury the survivors?
because they needed to loose weight in order to keep flying and he lost scissors-stone-paper.
The England because it was the ENGLISH Channel...
die dragona pine
*destroys yorkshire and everything to do with yorkshire and with the name yorksahire and sends dragona and all his fish to a different time dimension..*
neither because they didn't die
*uses the power of Yorkshire, Yorkshire puddings and Ninja Fish to open the dimension, comes through and says sorry to Florence.*
If you do that again... my Ninja Fish are ready...
Thank you Nicolette. The survivors weren't buried because they didn't die!
well what about this one...
A donkey is on a field of grass and wants to get to another field that is over a deep fast running river. there is no brigde the donkey cant swim or fly over or di under what does he do??
to your right is a tiger, to your left an abyss, behind you a bear and in front of you a panther. what do you do?
You said that there was a plane crash, and where did they BURY the men, which implies that they did die, so techinically that isn't a good riddle...
*dig under
As they dive, duck and then they'll all crash into each other.
He gets a boat. Okay, I have to go. Enough riddles. Night, people. :D
How about this, they found a man dead, in the middle of a field wearing a diving suit. How did he get there?
oh, and aquila, you wait until the carosel stops.
there is no boat...
what does the donkey do..
A teleporter...
Or that's like my riddle before, he was parachuting and didn't open his parachute...
KALLISTA!
NEW FANFIC ON MY BLOG!
WHAT DOES THE DONKEY DO ITS SIMPLE!!
A ship that carrys 500 people is sailing in the Atlantic ocean it sinks and every single person dies yet there are more than 300 survivers .how is that possible?
can you read is before you go?
Because it doesn't class the rest of the world, or because every PERSON died, but not animal...
It doesn't class the animals, you said PERSON... so that is right...
nope lol
I feel sorry for you Kallista.
And there is no parachute involved. How did that man end up in the field. Dead, wearing a diving outfit.
the survivors weren't singles but pairs or families?
Because... there was more than one ship...
and someone put the man at this place? or he was washed to it by the high tide?
1st comment on new page?
It says A ship was sailing in the Atlantic, there is more than one ship sailing in the Atlantic at the same time...
I got the 1st comment. Okay, now I really have to go. Bye-bye.
*fades off into oblivion*
Bye Kallista, Alex.
I'm going to bed at 9:00...
Brb, GTP...
that was really random alex
Fine, don't answer my riddle.
the gtp thing annoys me...
yh dont answer mine either....i guess that im not worth your thinking over :(
Aquilias right I said every single erson died but all the couples hence non singles lived :]
ok?
Mary, i tried to but...
WHAT DOES THE FUCKING DONKEY DO????
It swims.
what does yh mean?
the dud wanted to do sky diving..get it sky diving..swim suit....no one gets jokes these days...
Yeh.
it cant swim...
Do you guys want me to tell you how the guy in the diving suit ended up in the middle of a field? Dead.
Yh means Yes or Yeh.
yh..yeh..yeah...yes..just like a chicken in a feild..yoes ofcorse....corse dude...
Donkeys can swim, all animals can swim...
the donkey might walk around it, if it looks like an U and he was looking over the straight parts of it when the riddle started?
DONKEYS CAN SWIM!
it can also mean whatever at weird times...
I am write, because the riddle is dodgey...
the river circles it and that donkey is stupid it cant swim it never learnt
*right.
what does that donkey do??
All animals can swim when they're born, it just happens that they can swim, so it's impossible that a donkey CAN'T swim.
erm, you DO know that rivers don't go in circles, do you?
IT SWIMS!
...well this donkey has brain damage and its retarded it cant swim...
what does the donkey do??
its just a ridddle u know..
Hey Mary, did you see my answer to your riddle at the last page?
well this river does...
what does the donkey do??
IT SWIMS!
Or it waits for the sun to evapourate the river...
I don't think so.
CAlls the RSPCA.
the sun doesnt evaporate the water and the donkey cant swim...do you give up??
the donkey doesnt have a phone and it cant talk..
Gets bored and drowns itself.
what is heavier a ton of gold or a ton of feathers
That was directed to Aquila.
It walks, because the river isn't that deep.
Say
I GIVE UP I AM STUPID FLORENCE IS AWSOME.
when you want to know the answer.
I wrote he might have been put to this place or washed there by the hight tide.
There both the same, because they both weigh a tonne.
no the river is to deep and the donkey is still alive..
gold is heavier..right??
Kind of Aquila.
what does the donkey do??
i give up mary...
No, they're both the same, they both weigh a tonne, there would be more feathers, but they both weigh the same...
yep lol so many people are to stupid to realize that ...
how bout this one ... A man and his son were in an car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
the donkey jumps over the river since you said it's deep and it's fast but you never said it's broad.
Does everyone give up?
I GIVE UP I AM STUPID FLORENCE IS AWSOME PLEASE SHARE YOU KNOLEDGE ON DONKEYS MASTER.
and then bow
and the son's adopted by a gay couple.
Because you said the MAN died, you never said his dad died...
There was another man in the car, his dad didn't die, but the other man did...
the donkey cant jump over it..
YOU NEVER SAID HIS DAD DIED, YOU JUST SAID THE MAN DIED...
hurry up i have to go in 6 minutes...
The donkey floats, because all animals float.
5 minutes..
nope .... :]
FINE, I GIVE UP!
it doesnt float or else it would go round and round the river and then drown...no it doesnt float..
common easy
ON BOTH OF THEM!
G2G, bye!
Bed time, after JE had finnished...
you give up on what riddle??
ok then ...
A dad and his son were in an car accident. The dad died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
well so does the donkey :D
Mary, did he dive in an aquarium? If not i give up (I'm just not creative enough to invent more answers... at least at the moment)
I'll just say the answer to my riddle. There was a forest fire. The man had been diving in the ocean when one of the planes that got water sucked up the water and him accidently. The drop down killed him.
True Story.
bye ppl !
*waves slips over, gets up and waves again*
THE DONKEY GAVE UP!
Nicolette: is he the adopted son of a gay couple or did his parents get devorced ant one of them is his stepfather?
byeee ... the answer to my riddle which was
A man and his son were in an car accident. The dad died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
is that the sergeon was his mum!! not hard guys lol
Bye Florence!
Ahh, right. I've actually heard that one Nicolette.
I gtg now, too. Ciao!
CIAO!!! dony know what it mean but I know know the foreign girl who was waving bye to me at school the other day was most likley saying ciao not kiwi
.... and now I must go *gets dragged away by her feet her hands pressiously trying to still type* BYEEEEE!
ciao is good bye in italian.
bye guys!
i'm sooo sleepy already...
wish me luck 4 my final exam!!!
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hi, all, I just came back from Stathies in Yorkshire, and I CAUGHT FOURTEEN CRABS!!!
Let 'em back in, though.
Meh.
Khalida, I wish you luck!!!
really, cause in korea,ciao means like work hard
good lu- *gets yanked away by the evil gummy bears for a few seconds* LUCK good luck!! BY- *gets dragged away for good*
PLEASE READ PLEASE READ PLEASE READ PLEASE REAZD PLEASE REaD PLEaSE READ
okay, whoever wrote that awesome speech, can you please come forth, tell me that speach,, and let me archive it so i could possibly use it for inspiration (by that i mean change it eough towhere it isnt plaugerism) later for I run for class president in about two years. if that is okay with you. *kitty dog eyes* us skulheads have to help eachoher out, right?
thnx bolt
I'm back hehehehe the gummy bear doesn'tt know I'm on my laptop ..... by gummy bear I mean my mum of course
oh man no one had commented for 8 minutes thats a bad sign
(whisper) 10 now
Hi, Nicolette.
I have no idea why I whispered just wanted 2500 comment
Hello :D thank the frogs I'm not alone
!
Thank the frogs?????!!!!!
is the pic you???
poo my mums just noticed my glowing duvet
Aw.
yep me being a ninja with my school tie hiiiii yar
sory...
am goin 2 bed after this....
bolt.....
i really cant take u seriously with... THAT pic....
ok, bye yall!!!!
it ok I said I was using a flash light to read closed the laptop and she left ... bless she is blonde
Night, all.
I'll comment in the mornin'.
Night, all.
Night Sarthacus *hums to self* now in my larriness should i be crazy or smart
PS
Nicolette, how's the poor boy who got thrown off the nbalcony???
NIght.
Hi all!!! only FIVE people commented on my last fan fic!! FIVE for gods sake. oh no i mean 4 because Florence commented saying '1st comment' and then 'am i dead yet' FOUR!!!! i couldnt rite the new fan fic today but i'm glad i didn't!!!!! Jesus like!!!!! for four people i shoudn't even bother!!!!!
well what do ye think of that!?!?!?!?
oh hes good he came back to school a few weeks ago with both legs broke in a wheelchair .. I personally think hes should be allowed to saty home
please bother!!!!
few it surprising how hot it gets under the covers with a laptop
I mean come on!!! Actually Nicolette you didn't comment either!!!!! I am angry!!!!! normally i would be depressed but i got sent off in a rugby match today for GETTING KICKED!! so when the ref gave us both a red card i punched the guy who kicked me in the face. the ref then reported me to the council or omething and i'm suspended for " matches!!!! i don't really get into fights but it was soo bad that my coach called us all off the pitch and the match was cancelled!!! ARGH!!
so comment people . or face my anger . . .
2 matched i'm suspended for!! 2 ******* matches
:| backs away slowly then runs and trips and runs again
thats not a comment!!!!! COMMENT!!!!
thats better . . .
*trips and falls in rabbit hole and remains stuck* well I may be stuck but its a good hiding pslce .......
god under my duvets like a sauna!!!
*sighs and pulls Nicolette out of the rabbit hole* I will calm down now. . . . also it's hot under your covers because of the laptop but also your breathing is warming up the place and theres less oxygen so you breath faster which makes you warmer . . . geeky brain . . . I'm not a swot though . . .
wooo i just had a pre dreaj dream about people with scotch egg toungues eating everyone and me laughing
:O how did leo find me .. oh no hes gunna hit me *closes eyes*
(min later)
*opend eyes* oooh hes helping me out .. thanks :]
ha ha ha nice . . . i'm going to have to go in a minute to watch House on tv. . . i like the sciency part . . *hits head muttering stupid geeky brain* i 'm going to get a pack of taytos so be back in bout 30 seconds . .
back now so what did i miss**munching on salt and vinegar taytos(crisps in england)**
nico where did you go?!?!?! *checks rabbit hole*
i know i be english ... you missed me die of heat overload
oh i thought you were irish . . . sorry bout your death but tons of people will go to the funeral i'm sure . . .*shifty eyes*
. . .joking . . .
lol I wish my mum good luck trying to find something nice to say about me
Ciao is both hello and goodbye in Italian. Just so we're all clear.
And hey! What's this about blondes?!
well i'd definitely go *shifty eyes* and make a speach *squirms* . . . Hiya mary!!!!
... noooothing
yes i can imagine tht now :O what if one of us died we would never know they would just stop commenting for ages ... if I stop commenting for more than a week without pre warning you i'm dead ok?
Hi!
Are you sure its quote on quote nothing? Nicolette.
Bonjiourno Kallista!
If I don't comment for two weeks without warning, you should start to worry. After a month, you can assume that I'm dead.
Well, it could happen. I could kick the bucket at any minute and not know why.
90 is too old though. And I quite honestly don't see myself living that long.
yh im worried bout crow... well night all
I started but...grrr...
See, you noticed too Nicolette.
*Looks down ashamed*
Maybe...
I just hope she's alright.
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