This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...
I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...
I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4360 Newer› Newest»yh well its not easy having parents that work 24 hours a day seven days a week for FUN you know i never actually got a hug from them...i feel left out...
Hey Nicolette!
hi nicolette :D
See, and there's problem number one with being rich.
Or, something.
Hello :] If it dug its claws into me I would asume it wanted a piggieback and give him one and if he tried to eat me I would go bad boy and skold him and if he tried to eat my hair I would get him put down ...
not sure how the vet would react to that one "hello I would like you to put down my pet raptor because he tried to eat my hair" but hey it could be worse I could say that and the raptor could be part of my imagination ...
then I would get thrown into a sponge room with a coat that lets me hug myself and be fed soup all the time :] hmm that seems nice
yo nicolette!
yahoo, mary's just like me!!!
problem number 2 i cant go to a proper school problem number three i always have to pretend i dont have mch money to have proper frineds who dont care problem number four there are soo many problems that i would rather have no money at all...
Hmmm... If I had lots of money... then I would hire an assassin to kill John Hammond before he made Jurassic Park hehe... (joking(
Hmm... does anyone notice what I'm saying about Raptors... if you ever meet one, or meat one, then it might come in handy...
*looks to the TV*
Boom... Boom... Boom...
Hmm... let me guess what that is...
*watches puddle vibrating*
Hmm... *sarcastically* I have no idea...
oooooooooh is it a mouse?
See, I'm at an average place with money-wise, like, something.
I'm just like you Khalida?
Yes Nicolette, it is a mouse.
i would say its a really fat boy on crutches....(no offence to any fat boys on crutches who just read this)
*scolds self* no it couldn't possibly be a mouse it's to small ... I think its an ant
Nah, it's a flea Nicolette.
Yes, it's a flea, RUN AWAY!
Wait, don't they come after you if you run.
*freezes like an icecube*
Muhahhaa, you can't see me!
hmmm thinking about it I think a flea could be big enough to make the ground shake
nicolette what do u mean by "i always have to pretend i dont have mch money to have proper friends"?
yeah mary. remind me 2 explain 2 u later
yeah if you move they can see you stay still and your practically invisible
Wasn't it Florence who said that?
I didn't say that my mums on income support with 5 kids I don't really think I'm rich
Lol.
actually i said that...
well i cant say i have unlimited money or else i would have fake frineds who only like my money or not me...thats why i usually tell ppl that my dads a carpenter and that my mum works in a charity shop...
*doesn't realise channel change*
Why is KITT off Knight Rider driving on a random road full of Dinosaurs?
mabey my Ninja skills confused him or are you a her ... ahhh I can't call them it AHHH *uses cameleon powers to disapear*
Hm. So you're sure they like you for you Florence?
plus i have russian relatives so them might get scared and think that i will send a russian assasin after them otr something..
*looks from side to side and grin sheepishly*
I havent even checked if I have homework yet *whinces* this will be good
*sees Tesseract walk in*
Thanks Florence for sending an russian assassin after me, hehe...
*stabs Tesseract with cushion*
Ha!
:O I need to do a german leaflet ... since Sarthacus isn't here I can swear
FUC*
I'm cold. So I coaxed my cat into sitting on my lap, and now I am stealing his body heat.
i'm sooo sory 4 the mistake and soo sory 4 ur sake. really i am.
and i know if derek read this he would probably said somethin 2 cheer u up.
right derek?(grim voice)
not exactly...but thats why i dont ever nvite them round my house or get dads ppl to pick me up..or if they give me a lift i tell them to drop outside the block of flats two streets away...im pretty covered up but i can never be tooo carefull..
Hey, no swearing!
google translate here I come ... really must get this done before my mum notices and decides to chop off my head
*sings to chune of upsy daisy here I come*
i think u should tell them the truth florence
I don't get the idea of pretending your rich, but oh well... I live in a pretty big house, and have quite a lot of money... I think I've got 50 pounds spending money, hmm... what shall I buy with it?
See, unless I know that the people are actually my friends, I won't hang out with them.
and im not a stupid or stuck up little rich girl...i woul kill for a normal life....
(its a metaphor... i could but i wont so its just a metaphor thankfully)
Lol, Vampires Suck looks well good, I'll go watch it hehe...
Brb, bath...
its hard when you go to a private school thats cost thousands you know....
i saw that today :D
My brother won't let me watch Vampire's Suck because he said that it's a waste of my life. I watched a bit of it though. (*Laughs* Stupid Segway.)
me and what i think are my real friends who dont care if im rich or poor or if im a dog under cover.. i think i went to far with that... but still me and my friends went to see that its hilarous
wow!!!
one of the best fanfic i've read!!!
hi and, nicolette, if you don't mind cheating i'll translate it for you (i don't really like google messing my language ^^)
Ya, google get's stuff wrong.
then what r we 2 each other right now?
i think that i wasted most of my lif in the cinema... but then theres problem no. 1001 parents want me to own a bank like my aunt when i want to be a writer....
hi aquila
Hey Khalida, is it later now? Will you explain to me why we are alike? S'il vous plait.
yes, but even a small difference might cause a differnt meaning in german... you should hear the word games one can do with this language ^^
thats ok Aqulia its about my school so its kinda personal how bout I translate it and you can correct it for me :] but nothing more than basic language :]
So does no one know of any writing contests. I NEED to make some money without actually working for it!
ok, just basic language *sad look*
well, at least i saved some poor words and sentences from getting messed up ^^
X/
I mean, I don't actually NEED to, I just...Is a decent keyboard (piano) too much to ask for?
um how would you change Ich stehe sehr fruh auf from I get up very early to I don't get up very early
im not going to talk about how rich i am anymore i dont want u ppl to hate me to..
Why would I hate you Florence?
i really and i maen really hate shoppin 4 clothes!
it (and i seriously mean this) makes me dizzy and makin me hv headache.
but bookstores,YES!!!!i can always toughen myself 4 it!!!
cinema, i dont really go there much cause i'm an average yet almost hard life stickin up 2 me.so i cant really go there often
jelousy makes ppl do very strange things
abraham lincoln i think
wooo first comment!
new page
just adding nicht: Ich stehe nicht sehr früh auf.
but it would be better to say: Ich stehe eher spät auf. which would be more like: when i'm getting up its more late than early. but bozh are proper translations. the first one just lacks stil.
nobody hates u florence
unless of course, florence, that is, if ur showin off like charol and crystal.
hehehe
stil=style (oops)
Hmmm...
Yes, shopping always gives me a headache. And Cinema One is a place that sells movies (DVDs), Box sets (so tv show seasons.), etc. You can order whatever movie, etc is out too.
thanks lol translate said it was I dig fruh??? i knew that was defently wrong
No one does.
I have big MUSCLES, yes, it's true,
It's all you have to dooo, baby,
Everybody's doing a brand new dance noow
Come on baby, do the locomotion,
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now,
Come on baby, do the locomotion,
Lolagae...
I don't get jealous. And; "It doesn't matter what's in your pocket, what matters is what's in your heart." (Mary Hiashi) yeah, I quoted myself.
i have never actually showed of about the things i have i guess its more of a curse then a gift... ppl hate me cause they think in their minds that i think im better then them nut i dont they just get that wrong and hate me forever....
this will make me look stupid but I don't know what verbs are in english language so yeah ... wheres the verb that i need to send to the end of the sentence because of weil...
weil Schule beginnt gegen neun Uhr
"good things are sometimes a curse as bad things can be a gift"
Florence Black i have a quote or two up my sleve...
hold up mary,
is that what the One cinema do?
then i take back what i wrote bout the cinema.i only like watchin movies, but i also enjoy the place where they sell CDs
So that's what the B stands for.
guys if i didnt answer that means i'm busy doin research or readin fanfic, ok?
No one hates you Florence...
beginnt is the verb. and the correct sentence would be: Weil die Schule gegen neun Uhr beginnt. But you usually don't start a sentence with weil, so just put a comma and add what I just wrote to the sentence we translated before.
wow, nice florence
Ya, it's just a place where you buy movies, etc. I think that my brother and I together have spent over $2,000 there on Anime, a few movies, and some Stand up Comedy DVD's
Why did I capitilize that?...
Oooh, another quote by me:
"As a personal rule of respect, I do not swear. If it came down to swearing to keep my friends, or not swearing and becoming the nerd at the end of the table. I'd pick option two. First off, if such petty matters affect your friendship, then the people in front of you are not truly your friends. Secondly, I would end up dis-respecting myself and later hating myself for doing such a thing. I'd rather keep myself than keep those who will eventually let you go for something they deem better anyways."
Who knows...
And another quote from me:
"Yes, my thoughts and likes may be old, but my heart is green and so it shall remain; as long as I keep burden from turning it black."
One of my favourite quotes is: at night all cats are grey. but i didn't come up with it.
And another:
"If you were to ask me who my friends are, I'd tell you its everyone I've ever met in my travels. From Skulduggery Pleasant and his partner Valkyrie Cain, to Captain Nemo way down deep under the sea. And if you asked me who my best friends are, its those that have managed to make me smile for years on end. Since the time when I wore pigtails and scraped knees, and my adult teeth were still trying to find their place."
Me quoting myself:
Hmmm... what shall I say?
I don't really say anything...
Who got 2222 comment?
2230!
thank a bunch Aquilia I should be able to do the rest by myself I was just off that week :]
Some of my favourite quotes (ones I did not write):
Cloud- "But I... Let you die." Aerith- "*sighs* Dilly Dally Shilly Shally. Isn't it time you did the forgiving?"
Loveless (Genesis' ending of it)- Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return. To be the dew that quenches the land. To spare the sands. The seas. The skies. I offer thee this silent sacrifice.
James Bryce- The worth of a book is measured by what you can carry away from it.
Author Unknown- Anyone who says they only have one life to live must not know how to read a book.
R.D. Cumming- A good book has no ending.
P.J. O'Rourke- Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Charles W. Eliot- Books are the queitest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.
Logan Pearsall Smith- People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Heinrich Mann- A house without books is like a room without windows.
Oliver Wendell Holmes- The best of a book is not the thought it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of my heart.
William Styron- Reading~ the best state yet to keep absolute lonliness at bay.
Anton Chekhov- Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Mark Twain- The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug.
oh wait how do you sat science I only know biology chemistry and physics
Nice... I think...
That's all there is Nicolette...
C.S.Lewis: no book is worth being read by a child if it couldn't be read by an adult, too.
Einstein: I don't wear socks. They just produce holes.
What, Nicolette?
There's only Biology Chemistry and Physics...
WHOOOOOOOOOO! JOHNNY ENGLISH IS ON!
I HAVE IT ON DVD AS WELL BUT OH WELL.
(ITV2 + 1)
IT HAS MR BEAN IN AND IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'LL EVER SEE...
Hmmm...
I like those quotes too Aquila.
science=Naturwissenschaften or Wissenschaft. Naturwissenschaften are biology, chemistry, physics. Wissenschaften is including them, too, but also sciences like e.g. psychology (by the way: why is e.g. a short version of for example? i don't get it...)
EVERYONE TURN TO ITV2+1 IMMEDIATLY!
"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." (Walt Disney)
"Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children." (Walt Disney)
Here's my favourite:
"Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world." (Walt Disney)
I REPEAT, ITV2+1 IMMEDIATLY!
I'm with you on that one Aquila. Doushite e.g.
And I can't Dragona, for me that doesn't exist.
Well, do you know this one? it's quite famous:
Einstein: If I'm right the germans will call me a german, the french an european and the americans a cosmopolitan. If I'm wrong the americans will call me an european, the french will call me a german and the germans will call me a jew.
YOU HAVE GOT TO TURN TO ITV2+1, IT IS THE TITLE SEQUENCE, QUICK!
sorry dinner i wrote brb but forgot to post it...
Florence, ITV2+1!
No, sadly I don't know that one...but now I do, so... do I really not know?
JOHNNY ENGLISH!
So that's where you went.
Or this one: I believe in the horse. The car is just a temporary appearance. (Wilhelm II.)
WHOOP!
JOHNNY ENGLISH!
It's the best film eva...
i saw that 3 times heheh i love the part were he is pretending to sing with a toothbrush and a rubber duck infront of all those ppl and then he turns into a king! thats complete lolage (sory that i nicked your word dragona)
ahhhh done *sighs and leans back so far on her bed she falls over the handle bars* ow
MY WORD!
Lolage...
It's on ITV2+1.
I like that bit 2... the end bit is good, but I like the song at the start which is sung by Robbie Williams...
I think I've seen that movie actually. And yes Aquila, I know that one... Although I don't know why.
I like it all, It's the best film...
ahaa Oh GOD IT'S ON!! ahh I love that film its so flipping funny
oh no darkness.... dun dun dun JEWELS ARE GONE!
lol hes beatin himself up
hmm well other quotes of mine are ..
"just because you have no heart doesnt mean your evil it normally means that you are dieing or that you are dead"
"you might be weird crazy and utterly mad according to ppl but actually you are just yourself and saty like that be a shepard not a sheep"
"A good kick gives power to the kicker and a bruise to the kicked"
"money isnt everything dont get to involved in it"
"frinds are pople who cry at your funeral"
"trust ppl with your heart and not your mind"
those are probably my life mottos and not normal quotes...
pople is my other word for ppl remeber that!
later on in the film when they threaten the queen by pointing a gun to her head and she says know but as soon as they point at her dog aaah yes
I've seen this film loads of times, I have it on DVD...
I go by the motto that life is a gift and not a right. To give life in exchange of my own, and gain experience in exchange of my life.
hang on me and my sister are arguing about weather to keep it on or not
OH FOR FU... AHHHH SHE GONE AND GOTTEN IT TURNED OFF SO SHE CAN WATCH SHE STUPID PRGRAMS BECAUSE SHE DON'T LIIIIKE IT!!!
I DON'T LIKE HANNAH MONTANA BUT THATS WHAT SHE WATCHES.... GRR O HATE MY MUM ALWAYS PUTTING HER FIRST...
moment over ... *sulks*
YES, KEEP IT ON!
It's a funny bit with the aston martin hehe...
If that makes sense to you.
Hehe... this is funny.
What are your favourite jokes?
I don't really have one, but I like this one:
A bacarian, a swabian, a beautiful young woman and her mother are sitting in the same cabin. The train is driving into a tunnel and the lights are broken, so it's really dark in there. You hear a kissing noise and a slap in somebodys face. The train is driving out of the tunnel again. What do the people think?
Mother: Oh, one of this guys tried to kiss my daughter. Good thing she hit him.
Daughter: What bad luck. One of this nice guys tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed ma mother and got hit by her.
Bavarian: That's annoying. The swabian tried to kiss the girl, accidentally kissed the mother and she slapped me in the face instead of hitting him.
And the Swabian:
Next time we drive into a tunnel I'll again make a kissing noise and hit the Bavarian.
*sulks and pouts* WAAAAA
again. (accidentally forgot that last word...)
lol aquilia
A guy threw a piece of cheese at me, so I said, "That's very mature"
What do you call a female steak?
A miss-take.
I feel very cheeky for asking, but could I borrow your face for halloween?
get across chicken food chicken and a fox chicken food first and fox eats chicken chicken first safe fox first chicken eats food so chicken but then if you send food over gets eaten and fox would eat the chicken how bout fox and food together then chicken nooo :/ hmm
Your stuck in a bathroom, there are no windows, and the door is locked and you can't get out.
The taps in the sink and the bath are on, and you can't turn them off. In a few minuites you will have drowned, what do you do?
well at the start there all together so food would get eaten fox would eat the chicken and you send the fox over :D ahaaa I cracked it
secretly turn into a mermaid?
Without changing, or grabbing anything randomly...
You'll never get it, although it's so obvious...
take a towel or toiler paper or something and try to stop the water with it?
Or: just wait until the pressure of the water blows the door away (which would happen as soon as the room is full of water, because you can't compress water, but maybe even earlier, since waters heavy and therfore pressing against the door with some force)?
It's a solid door, and you cannot get it open, and it will not collapse under pressure of water...
Does your bathroom have a ceiling?
You are trapped... how do you survive?
Doesn't matter how solid the door is, it's the lock and the pintles which are the weak-points...
Call 911.
erm...use the other door???
which is open...
There is no other door, and there is no phone.
You would be dead by now... but it is so obvious, how do you survive?
You plug up the tap until it explodes, the force of the shock wave blasts the ceiling off and you wait til the water rises so you float out.
Do you give up yet?
hmm dunno maybe die....but did you ever hear that if you try to drown a mother she drowns for 30 seconds and then comes back to life agina.....crazy but true...
Well, there's no way for the air to escape out of the room, so the water will just keep filling the room until it's pressure and the one of the air are the same, and you're able to breath as long as you could without any water in it, so you could propably wait until someone saves you.
Nope, not possible with the time...
am i right? am i right?
*you are now dead*
Do you want me to tell you?
It's plainly obvious...
No alex, you are wrong.
oh, does the area under the door have an airtight seal?
Wait, flush the toilet and open the drains to the tub and sink.
hmm....what about...what about the gapunder the door?? plus soo much water would dappen the floor and it would colapse under the weight..
Water cannot get through the door, and that wouldn't be possible...
make a hole in the wall..
HOLE IN THE WALL IS SOME AWSOME SHOW HEHHEE
do you have the key for the door?
No, you are all wrong, do you give up yet?
i think Mary's right. just open up the drains to the tub and sink
Well, but even if your able to stop the water you'll sooner or later lack air and if air can get in you still need food, so I guesss if no ones coming to save you you've got to find a way ou of the room?
i give up
dunno use your twin to open the door....or a friend or your mom/dad that dont care??
ALL WRONG!
DOES EVERYONE GIVE UP?
I NEVER GIVE UP!!
I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE UP!!
you unlock the door and get out?
You'll all fail... it's plainly obvious...
hmm is this a trick question....give us a clue!
Nope wrong...
Well, just tell your solution, I'm stilll pretty confident with waiting until the water blows the door away, but I'd like to read your answer.
just float on the water...
You dance!
Or you do...something...intelligent.
Scream maybe.
use elemental powers to blast the door down
NO, no clues, it's not a trick question, just a plainly obvious one, but everyone is so epic failiures that they can't get the answer...
no he will say that you cant speak..
Not possible, because none of us has Elemental magic, and it probably doesn't exist...
....you wake up its just a bad dream...
go out of the second, unlocked door?
Screaming won't do anything, it's a sealed door so its basically sound proof...
Kick Dragona in the shins?
Tell us the answer.
You are all wrong...
You all go for the complicated stuff...
..you give up and die....
wait ur dead soo you have dies and got out the bathroom and into the funeral coffins...
stop imagining your stuck in the bathroom about to die!!!
Pull the plug out.
hehe... such failiures you are...
Who soundproofs their washrooms?
Pull the plug out from the sink and bath...
that's what i said! I said to unplug the drains.
But, as i wrote before: even if you pull the plugs out, you'll either die because there's not enough air or because of hunger.
You don't unplug the DRAINS, you unplug the SINK and the BATH, nothing to do with DRAINS...
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