This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...
I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...
I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4360 of 4360yey! spiders! snakes! crocs!
*makes friends with all, then sits down and teaches them how to make daisy chains*
And you could put money towards the internet... I don't even have this problem but oh well...
Brb, tea...
*after several hours of daisy chain making, we all get bored*
Chris the Gay Croc: hey im kinda bored in here: theres nothing to eat (apart from you, but ur my BFFL), so lets break through to where you come from and kill Dragon Boy and Fluff!!
Me: urm, okay, but not Dragona, cus only HE can help me, the bloody retard
grr no jobs
You should really debate or something Kallista
*Chris the Gay Croc and Wonka create and army and then go on an insane rampage and breaks through to reality where FLUFF HAPPENS TO LIVE*
Stewie the Stupid Spider: YEY!! LETS GO KILL FLUFF!!!!!
actually dragona and me are the only ppl that can help you and he is not a retard unlike someone on this blog.. *looks at Wonka* anyway you are a ghost so shut up!
this strange saga shall continue another day, aas i have to go and do homework :(
unfortunately, even dead people have to do homework
i will not shut up
wait- Stewie, just take her hostage and torture them until they help me
AND I AM NOT A RETARD!
uh oh... terrorist leprechaun is rising...
DAN DAN DAN!!
to be continued....
I AM NOT CALLED FLUFF!!
*jumps into dimension and kills all the animals and then blows up the dimension before it gets any bigger*
OMG sorry dragona ill get you a new one...
YAWN!
THE NEXT PERSON THAT WILL CALL ME FLUFF IS GONNA DIE...
*walks up to kallista and punches her in the face*
sorry it just makes me feel better..did you read that book i gave you?? about dodging my punches??
I've got to go people, Bye!
bye darkane
Yey, Florence stood up for me when I was having my tea!
*kills the serial killer with a sword*
because im with you..*stares at kallista and laughs evily*
*stabs the serial killer through the face*
THAT's WHAT YOU GET!
Eh?
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm back, I was gonna go and play some piano but I took one look at the grade book and thought BORING. I really should practice because I need to be able to play half of the first page of a new song
Hi Darkane...
Hey Dragona, I have to go and catch some bunnies brb
'because im with you..*stares at kallista and laughs evily*'
What's that supposed to mean?
*slumps in corner* happy happy happy horse happy happy happy horse happy happy happy horse happy happy ahhhhhhh
Horse?
Wow... I'm the only boy on...
hey darkane.. did you ask your mum??
Florence, you haven't answered my question:
because im with you..*stares at kallista and laughs evily*
What does that mean?
she said that it is going cold and so i said that it is cause because of me :D isnt that awsome... i like an icy atmosphere :D
I am a loner... again...
No I'm not, whoo!
Florence... answer my question...
Nicolette did you ever think of robbing a bank?? you can pretend to be a mad person...or you can just be yourself and when you steal the money you will give it to your mu and then end up in the loony bin and fed soup.... awsome right??
Oh hi Nicolette...
I asked her and she said that she would think about it. That's better then a no.
Florence...
*raises eyebrow at the same time as frowning*
Answer my question...
lol thats really good but its just after christmas it starts so you will miss school...
I'm going to have a shower before my brother comes home from a rugby match brb
*frowns*
Answer my question Florence...
she said that it is going cold and so i said that it is cause because of me :D isnt that awsome... i like an icy atmosphere :D
It's -2oC outside my house... in here it's just 2... it's fairly warm...
Wait no, it's 6...
Florence, have you answered my question yet?
finished next part of fan-fic :D
i hit anyone i want because of all the injuries i had myself.. hope that helps...
she said that it is going cold and so i said that it is cause because of me :D isnt that awsome... i like an icy atmosphere :D
^^^ thats my answer dragona is it not showing ^^^
i can copy and paste it all again if you like ... for ppl who dont know yet..
You kept saying that... but I didn't realise it was your answer...
*sing song voice* pizza's here!
cya hope u like the fan-fic ;)
yh i know i have to point you out everything......
i am BACK!
Fluff, u r so slow. im out of the weird dimension thingy and- *blocks punches Fluff is sending my way*
sooooo..... whaddi miss? *gurk* stop strangling me Florence!
hee hee :)
ive been army camp four years in a row and im going again next year i can use any gun from a 47-6 to a machine gun :D I have:
dislocated my right elbow
broken my arm
busted my lip 4 times
broken my leg
dislocated my left elbow
broken the same arm again
broken my other arm
ended up on a wheelchair 7 times
broken my ankle
broken my fingers
got my fingers crushed by a car
got hit by a loory
and van
and ferrari
and bus
and bicycle 3 times
i got beaten up 1298 times (by various different ppl who i injured by hitting or breaking their bones....)
tripped over and fractured my leg
dilocated my other elbow
had a blood test
fell of stairs and broken my knee cap
had a cancer jab...
and been acused of being pregnant four times...
not forgetting russian assasin relatives !
*stabs Wonka*
Don't call Florence FLUFF!
*stabs Wonka through the head 100000000000000000000000000000 times and then shoves her in an empty dimension that she can't get out of*
crap is there something going on between you and Fluff?
*gets out hockey stick and beats the stuffing out of Dragon Boy*
ha ha! i have my hockey stick! *beats way through back to reality with hockey stick*
im screwed up ..... and im not tolerating violence anymroe... i think that i will start playing with barbie dolls that i have so accidentally (not) destroyed and kept as a surveniour of my childhood (warning to all little ones who have barbies) I guess that i will wear pink...(yuk yuk yuk) and have little pink bows in my pigtails (yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk) and i will be skipping to school again...
*grabs the hocky stick and breaks it in half*
*gets chainsaw and chops Wonka in half*
Wow... I shoudl be a bodyguard...
im dead. stabbing doesnt work. if you want you cn bring me back to life THEN stab me....
*stabs Wonka*
*breaks Wonkas neck*
*throws Wonka like a javellin*
wonka dont freak me out and dont say stuff like that.. i have a bf anyway....
well bye all be back later when i have cheered myself up because i know im no fun like this
crap.
*flees to the other side of the world*
you cannot get me this time!!!
nooooooo u threw me like a javelin..........
DANG!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to wipe Wonka from existance*
Thats for saying there's something going on between me and 'Fluff'
hi KK im in hiding so dont speak too loudly
*stops time but keeps dragona kallista darkane leo and nicolette who just left still talking and breathing....*
you still think that you can run when time is stopped wonka??
*throws Wonka in a vat of acid*
D: dragona goes and sits in corner....
youve already wiped me from existence. you have just brought me BACK to existence.
HOLY CRAP!!! IM ALIVE AGAIN!!!!!
*goes off merrily into the sunset, then almost gets run over*
hell, i should remember to do that next time...
i prefer chocolate to acid...
g2g :(
well i was actually ment to write
D: DRAGONA!! HOW CAN YOU CALL ME FLUFF??
*goes and sits in corner and while banging head on wall repeats "I AM NOT CALLED FLUFF I AM NOT CALLED FLUFF!!"*
*throws Wonka in a vat of acid 10000000000000000000000000000000 times*
*goes and sulks*
Just because I have never had a girlfriend...
*starts crying*
*runs back in screaming and then steals dragonas blanket that randomly just appears and hides underneath it dead still*
AHHHH THE GIRL FROM THE RING IS OUT TO GET ME *rocks back and forth* I swear I just saw her in my mums room ....
I'm back, I see a problem with army camp, my mum won;t let me go if it's during the school term.
aw dont worry.. you'll find one soon..
*goes and hugs dragona*
thanx for sticking up for me and i am NOT called fluff....
No it won't happen...
*continues crying*
Well your nickname is fluff
dont worry i think that there is one during the summer hols aswell....
Dragona, your 13 right? I'm 14 and I've never had a boyfriend. It's no big deal.
Florence, I never said you were called Fluff, it put it in inverted commas, meaning it was a quote...
(whispers to the person whos sat next to her)
is she here?
Ok, are you going to the one during the summer hols
MY NICKNAME IS NOT FLUFF!!!! IT IS FLO WANT ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU???
F-L-O EASY VERY EASY...
*ruffles dragonas hair and messes it up*
whoops....
whos this ring lady nicolette???
*continues crying*
*tears flood the room*
I dunno i have o get picked yet but if i am i will...
*throws Wonka where ever she is into an universe full of Faceless Ones*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND FLO!
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/visitors/tayler_samara2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/visitors.shtml&usg=__G_CkSDxHQ7gAb7mbkRzr89aHdc4=&h=576&w=768&sz=50&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=e-QzQjx06NWdBM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=160&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bfrom%2Bthe%2Bring%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=640&ei=hHjATMvJDYbNswa4_NWZCA&oei=hHjATMvJDYbNswa4_NWZCA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&tx=29&ty=98
thats her I hope your happy for the image because I just scared the living daylights out of myself to get that
DRAGONA STOP CRYING!!
dragona stop crying you are slowly ruining my cloak..
*stops crying and starts swimming in tears*
*goes underwater*
Ah... now where's my goggles?
Oooo! swimming pool! *Jumps in and starts around*
dragona i dont want my clothes soaked in boy tears....
*stares a swimming pool and sees the darkness at bottom* AHHHH SHE MIGHT BE IN THERE AHHH
Sorry there was meant to be the word swimming in between starts and around
I think we need a drain...
*sits on bench high above water..*
im not going in...
*uses random vaccum cleaner to suck up all the water on Florence*
thank you :D
*Starts chewing some gum and tries to blow a bubble
*fills it with Swimming pool water*
Why am I being nice, have my dreams changed me into a better person?
It's hard to blow a bubble under water
*stands up and slips into water*
Aaarrgg im drowning i cant swim.....
*starts going down the 23 ft deep pool of tears*
*dives underwater and brings Florence to the surface*
I used have dreams of killing people and dying, it was strange.
*lifts her back onto bench*
i still cant believe that i cant swim...... thanx dragona
I have dreams... about the future, or my minds representation of the future, but in my dream, if I don't want to die, then I don't... but sometimes my dreams are sad... I had one the other night...
*stares at everyone in the pool whilst rocking back and forth*
shes in there , she'll get you
I think me and Dragona are the only people who haven't changed our pica in ages
Which doesn't need repeating or I'll end up in tears again...
shivers on bench...there isnt a green hag in the water nicolette just a really really fluffy fish..
Pics not pica, Damn typos
*stabs the fluffy fish*
You annoy me fish!
Am I the only one still i the water?
No I'm in too...
poor fish and i called it fluffy....
*sighs as green blood fills the pool*
EW! The blood is sticky.
*uses yorksire pudding to make it come alive again and makes it survive without water and gives it to Florence*
yay cute fluffy fish.. *starts stroking fish* wait what does a fish that doesnt need water eat and drink??
Yep... my dreams have made me a better person somehow...
*screams* AHHHHHH
*makes it survive with water and puts it in a goldfish bowl and gives it to Florence*
Nicolette, why are you screaming?
*stabs invisible sea hag*
Hi, all.
Sorry to hear that, Nicolette.
WHo's "she"?
probably cause you dont want any of us to die !!
dam did i just remind you of the dream?? sorry the fish made me..
*kills fish*
i thik that it was a spy from the ring lady...
I don't know who she is Sarthacus, new fanfic on my blog...
*starts crying and fills the pool up more*
Yes you did...
Pfft, stop crying Dragona.
If you were me, you would be crying...
*stops crying*
Cool, pixillated tears!
I mightn't be able to go to the summer one because I have athletics on in june and july
Nope I wouldn't Dragona I haven't cried since I was 9ish
sorry arrrrgh u are filling up the pool more
*water is up to waist and florence slips of bench again*
HELP HELP!!! I DONT WANT TO DIE BY DROWNING I WANT TO DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!
Neither have I, not real tears...
*saves Florence again*
That was 6 years ago
*puts Florence on a bench and lowers the waterlevel*
There...
Yes Kallista, that and other things...
she is out to get me, she wnt rest until im dead ..
this is she
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/visitors/tayler_samara2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/visitors.shtml&usg=__G_CkSDxHQ7gAb7mbkRzr89aHdc4=&h=576&w=768&sz=50&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=e-QzQjx06NWdBM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=160&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bfrom%2Bthe%2Bring%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=640&ei=hHjATMvJDYbNswa4_NWZCA&oei=hHjATMvJDYbNswa4_NWZCA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&tx=29&ty=98
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screams at picture*
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://horrormovieempire.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jason-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://horrormovieempire.com/reviews/%3Fpaged%3D2&usg=__7K9GZmFXvQtsqTOOkF_7s4RXJ1k=&h=403&w=492&sz=36&hl=en&start=7&sig2=k72JmrlWn_kzuhruqjYjFg&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=FUAZ2rQVL6eWKM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djason%2Bvoorhees%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=RX7ATMWmDYufOu_uyMwL
GOd, that's creepy!!!
*stabs the she 100000000000000000000000000000 times and throws it in an empty dimension full of Faceless Ones*
*continues crying, but not filling the waterlevel up*
Ye Sarthacus is weird that way
Stop crying it's depressing
*looks at dead she.*
shes dead now but she can't be killed for long she lives on in the tape in the Tvs in all the wells of the world she will come and I will scream
Yawn! I'm going to read now BYE!!
Oi.
Woah, another vision...
The future must have changed...
It was me, sat in this exact spot, tying about Marshmallows, I will say : AAAHH Dragon attack! and "*bounces on marshmallows*"
I feel very tired again now...
Oi indeed
*hugs Kallista tightly fearing she may get her*
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