A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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FIRST COMMENT!
oh yeah good timing Skulgirl whoot! :3 wow im like really hyper.......maybe i shouldn't have had that ice cream pie......
sadly though i am all alone
ahhhg my foot fell asleep stupid.....foot!
Oh so you only talk to me when you absolutely have to?! Because thats what your profile says......you should really update it with all your new info how you now have a psychotic fan on your blog and how you now have three books out in the US and two that are new in England...and the fact that your psycho fan is telling you to update it and thats why you are updating it.
yeah....way to much ice cream pie.......
good night all i must go to bed (though when i will find out late enough)
Hi! I won't be on for much longer, BUT............................
I GOT MORTAL COIL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually had to STOP reading it. I was afraid that I would die actually. Derek is trying to kill us through laughter. Chapter eight cracked me up. I got dizzy, my limbs were weak and there were tears in my eyes...
And kudos to Shakra and Flaring for getting into the story! They were HILARIOUS as well!
I've only gotten through 1/4 of the story, but because of getting horribly interrupted, continuously, I've only gotten about half an hour into it...:(
Dragona my friend...I'd like to see you fight my brother's friend. (That guy's a tank.)
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
I spilt my green tea on myself...Thank kami I don't put milk or sugar in it...That would have been a conundrum.
...I want to enter a writing contest, win, and get money...I have to go find one...
Anyway, I have to go to sleep! Goodnight and good day...wait...
Derek, I advise you look over your book. (I found a few mistakes in regards to spelling and sentence structure...also in the beginning with Davina Marr, you said 'she' a lot.)...you had percent as 'per cent'. Just constructive criticism...*bows head* sorry Derek...I have issues. I make spellings mistakes more times than I care to say...
But, so far, MORTAL COIL IS THE BEST SP BOOK EVER! AND SKULDUGGERY IS LIKE, MY BIBLE!
Today was a good day.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
Oh, and...and...*People on the blog* "Shut up and go away now Mary."
My nails are very strong snd very long, they take about a week or so to grow back really long. I try to keep them as dull as possible...
Now I'm done...
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
ok after much thoughts about how Derek cut love short by well i won't be a spoiler but Derek knows and much pacing around the room i have decided to come back on for i am now merely board of being stuck in my room
hey like my new pic! i actually took this picture when i got board and i had my ipod on me soo......thats how this picture came to be!
oooooooo i just got the most amazing idea in the world......ok Derek hold on to your books.......how about you Derek (middle initial) Landy can make a life size cut out of Skulduggery and send it to the Borders in the USA! ha hows that for smarts.....ok so maybe it wasn't my best idea but it was still an idea non the less but still i need SOME type of Skulduggery merchandise you made me really jealous with you place mats you have good sisters and you should be thankful for them i wish i had a sister.....
now i am sad because no one is on because it is late here there and everywhere so now no one but crazy Skulgirl is on....if i don't see a comment on what has been said tonight i MIGHT just go crazy fan girl on you because i DID find my broad sword it was under my bed no joke...i also have a katana maybe i should go get that too.....
wow these are some long comments that is so unusual for me
ack! i just like lost my voice or something because now its all scratchy and it hurts what the heck?!
*sigh* i must be crazy im writing to myself on someone else's blog..........yep i have go loco crazy out of my mind psychotic and most of all completely wacko
I probably should go to bed *crowd cheers in the distance* so i should sleep now im going to have a strange school schedule tomorrow because the 6th graders are having the mile run....that means i have it on Thursday NOOOOOOO now i have to go to bed if i want to be well rested for the run grrr but i don't want to i must force myself off
*slaps hand away from power button*
*gets control over hands*
goodnight all
for real this time
ok had to make it even to 1220 ok good bye for real real this time! i think
weird thats my trade mark
DEREK!
DID YOU LISTEN!!!!
I WANT FORGIVENESS / APOLOGY
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Kallista...In regards to your comments about 600 back, i don't even know what the whole thing was about, other than a dream, and no i don't hate you, and you really shouldn't hate yourself, I'm sure your a great person with so much to give everyone...
I on the other hand do not, i simply see no reason why i should continue except you guys, so thank you, all of you. For being there for me, even if you weren't conscious of it, when i needed/need you the most...
Hi all.
Wait, why am I on at this time?
Not even 7o'clock yet... ah well...
I'm going to an outdoor shop today so I'll be back about dinner time... ah well...
I wonder why I am on at this time...
*whistling to self while waiting for someone to come on*
*plays chess with Ninja Goldfish*
Wait, how do you play chess?
Ah yeh...
You move that tall one there...
*moves chess piece*
Oh... damn I've lost...
Oh... so I don't know how to play chess... wait I do!
The little ones are called pawns.
The one with the cross on is the king.
The other tall one is the queen.
The ones at the end of the board are castles.
The horses are knights.
The medium sized ones with a split are Bishops.
I know that much...
Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...
Lol.
1230th comment!
for how long have you actually been here??
I don't know...
Did you have another dream like before's?
no it was a different
What was it about?
i was about how bananas grow...
i decided to put on one of them cd's you play during sleep, but i could only find the gardners one so i used it. now i know how bananas grow were they grow and why i shouldnt grow them.....
Hey alll My mum got me up at 5:30am so she could go to the gym
5:30!!!!
and I was actually having a proper sleep
I haven't had a proper sleep i ages so I guess is was good whilst it lasted
i missed out the t there..
Ah...
I didn't get to sleep until 12:30 trying to stop them dreams... and I woke up at 5:30 for unknown reasons... so I didn't get much sleep... but at least it worked...
or you just wasted your time and the cd helped....
Maybe...
i woke up at 6:00 but i had to get the instruments ready...
hmmmm *brings hand to forehead* ow ok I'm not a ghost ...
that really is a releif
i will have to get a cd about cheese.....did you know that when i was 5 i thought that cheese grew on trees....and carrots...
hey nicolette
Lol Nicolette...
I'm glad the cd helped Florence... but gardening?
Lol Florence...
when i was 5 i used to think broccoli were trees and that peas and sweetcorn grew on them
but hey broccoli do like trees
do do really do? what happened to does
and look were did look go
5 in a row?
it was the only one i found..no thats a lie, there was also
How to make sand sculptures.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hmmmm i have 2 cds in my room 1s jls and ones about math
I have no cds in my room... I keep them downstairs...
thats were the majority nof my cds are well the cs i actually like are
well i have...*quickly counts cd's* 22 but they are all R&B classics...
exept for three which are mickeys house party, donald ducks songs and were is tigger hiding.....i still dont know why i havent gotten rid of those..
Ah...
I think I've got an Axel F, a Naturally 7 one, some 80s songs, old film theme tunes and a newish one which I can't remember the name of...
awsome downstair we have 3 medium cupboards in a row with two pull out draws above the middle one and some cabinets hanging 1 meter above but connected
the middle one has baby stuff in like wipes
the left cds
the right dvds
I keep the secent dvds and cds there and the ones that have no cases in my room
all my xbox game take up the top 2 shelves of my book case my books the bottom 3 shelves so i need to make room for some more stuff before christmas ....
i like some of the 80's songs.. my favourite is probably Posion by alice cooper...
I've got this TV Cabinet in my room, with my ps2 in the bottom, the tv where the tv goes and all of the shelves ARE FULL with ps2 games, three rows by three rows, and the games are stacked up to the top of the shelves, and I've got 2 stacks next to my ps2 and a HUGE stack on my floor... I must have nearly 100 games... no joke...
hmm i have no idea how many i have here ill count if you like but i have about 50 at my dads
I like most eighties songs... they were cool... my favourite is 'Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting' that's an awsome song and it's on Rush Hour 3!
under neath my bookself is to small cupoards 1 has my xbox in the other old books and a hairdryer and straighners
Most of my games I haven't played on... but I do like Turok Evolution, GTA San Andreas and Star Wars Battlefront...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9JXZDqESw
Watch that!
*ponders* hmmm If I hand in old games dvds and cds into blockbuster I'll get money for them and money off stuff I buy there....
only problem is most of my games are 18s and 16s and im 13 :/
do you think anywhere takes in videos for money we have tonnes of videos but no vidoe player
auctions???
Play Driv3r, that is EPIC, and it's only a 16... but basically like GTA without the swearing or blood...
:O have any of you watched the 5th element!!
I loved that vidoe so much when I was little but I used to call it supreme bean ....
hehehw dad said I wathed it so much I had worn the video out in 3 weeks
go to the chinease market..or a flea market.. or a boot sale and sell your stuff there...
www.musicmagpie.co.uk
I'VE WATCHED THE FITH ELEMENT!
I'VE GOT IT ON DVD!
hmm i guess i could do with some money really .... i could go threw my bedroom get old book games toys cds dvds and videos and have a huge car boot sale :]
YES! I LOVE THAT FILM SO MUCH .... I'm guessing you can figure out why I used to call it supreme bean
Go on www.musicmagpie.co.uk!
It gives you money for cds, dvds and games!
i have it on video but with no video player its usless to me
look at the time..ive gtg..cause im all better and so are some of the guitars i guess that one of them can sing so thats us sorted out..
another battle of the bands here we come!
byee!
I will .. does it check your age?
ohhh BYE FLO!!
Bye Florence... good luck with the concert...
I don't know... an advert was just on about it...
hmm I'll check because i wanna get rid of them but I cant let them no my age because ill get in trouble
I just think you put the barcode in from your games and it gives you a price...
HELLLLLLLLLOOOOO
Hi Cj
anybody a skateboarder???
oh hi xD
No, I'm not a skateboarder... I'm more of a mountain biker...
oh well anyway......a pro skater is stayin at my house sorta...
well he's about 5 meters from me...
Ah...
ok im done what i have to say BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
wth!!!! Halo Reach is only worth £13.50!!!
its still 30 odd pound in more stores!!!
Bye Cj...
REALLY?
Only 13.50!?
It's a domented website!
I know!!
pro street is only worth £1:35
I'm writing TLOASOTB...
Prostreet is alright... not the best game... but I do like Need For Speed... everyone of them...
I Cant Believe this is my first post i have read the blog for months but it wouldnt let me Post!
I don't like prostreet it bores me need for speed carbon is cool because you can drive where ever you want as fast as you want built teratory and get chased by the police :D
Welcome to the blog daniel!!
hmmm how do you pronounce your name is it dan-yel or dani-el
If you like Free-roam get Need For Speed Undercover, you can drive around anywhere in your custom car and getting chased by police, there are safe houses and things you can go to...
awsome ... sorry just digging out old xbox games and gamecube games
they dont accept gamecube ...
thats racist somehow
You pronounce Dragona like... Dra-gone-a just to you know lol.
Just like Dragon with a A on the end lol.
*tuts* halo only £2.50 you know the world messed up when they dont appretiate a classic
lol I think you all know how to pronounce nicolette
nick-o-let
nick-o-let crow-gaa
Lol... yeh...
blip
I think I may possibly be alone ...
I get annoying when I'm alone
Only sometimes
I still get annoying though
True point
Hey watch it buudy *slaps*
:O don't you slap me *slaps back*
I'll slap who I like and if it happens to be me I don't care!! *slaps again
bring it on!! *goes into slapping fight*
Hi Darkane.
I am here Nicolette...
Hey Dragona
I'm going in a moment to go shopping, bbbbooorrrriiiinnnngggg.
*to busy in a slapping self to notice people*
Ok Darkane.
I've gotta go now, evil mum making me go shopping, grumble. Don't die without me, Bye.
*holds Nicolette's hands*
Do not slap yourself you self harming little... something...
Bye Darkane...
*slapping stops open eyes*
:O theres someone on!!! woop woop woop wooop wooop
I'm not self harming im just ... hurting myself because I need a good slap round the face for MY ATTITUDE
I can hear you you know
THATS THE POINT!
Nicolette, you don't need a slap around the face...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part_26.html
New TLOASOTB!
what the hell are Skulduggery Placemats? never heard of them in my life.
EMMENCE STORY DRAGONA!! haha it made me chuckle
hmmm *rubs head* ahhh I was hoping to be a ghost after being headshot like that
OMG DRAGONA!!! You and your short words! STOP WITH THE AH AND THE HMM!
It's not my fault... it just seems to happen... Hmm... Ah... Lolage...
Thanks Nicolette!
Homeless go without eating. Elderly go without needed medicines. Mentally ill go without treatment.Troops go without proper equipment. Veterans go without benefits and much needed help that was promised to them!! Yet we donate billions of pounds to other countries before helping our own first!
this is so true!!! our prime minister seems to think hes in charge of the world not great britain!
Mr. shiney forehead...
David Cameron has a shiney forehead lol... I noticed it on some news or other...
See, that's a really good point Nicolette but adults don't listen to kids or teenagers until they're 18 and even then they don't really they just pretend to by letting them vote.
They ought to cut down on footballers money and give it to the Millitary and England itself... that would be better... but oh no... mr shiney forehead had problems...
exactly I go to one of the 2 rrr secondary school in the uk and one of our rights for under 18s is we have the right for out opinion to be heard and taken seriously
OMG....I havent been on this in ages :O
Nice to see some more blogs though. Just read them all. Its my sister's birthday on Halloween. She's turning 8. Shes well excited. She keeps snooping around everywhere trying to find her presents. Well, she isnt going to fid them where we've out them.....Its so top secret even I dont know where they are, so I think Im going to have to snoop around for them...so, I dont accidently tell her where I think they are and they turn out to be that hiding place.
In other words I snoop around a lot in order to find or occasionaly get, what I want.
DEREK,
Post soon please.....or the comments will just keep coming and coming and coming!
I'm not really affected by the cuts but I think that's what should happen...
Mary-Ellen... some of us are expecting that and have made an overflow blog :D
Going bye
Im so bored today... I wish someone would talk to me on here... Im just laying in my pyjamas, just woke up.... thinking of going on a website I like to go on called Whirled... keep accidently telling people Im 11 when there's a scrtict policy that its 13+.... screw age limits, I wanna play Scribble :D
Bye Darkane...
my mums on income and because of the cuts I can't do any after school clubs so she can go to work for a few hours and a job of my own on the weekend to avoid loosing the house .. :/
lol snap im just here chiilin it out in my pj's
Bye Darkane!!
Ah... I feel sorry for you Nicolette...
I hadent realised, that you had reached 5000 comments. That is just amazing! I always comment when I can... mostly more than once...just to have a snoop arouind, what chiz is around, you know, that sort of stuff. I never really take in mind how many comments I acrtually post. I just keep typing and typing and typing cos I know that someone will either reply to my message or Ill forget something. And most of the time there's flippin typos.....Thats what you get for typing fast.
I'm sat in the living room, dressed properly, on the sofa trying to ignore Jeremy Kyle...
my mums got that on downstairs I don't mind it but it does me head in sometimes ... whenever I'm ill thats what I have to watch all day!
Jeremy Kyle's a twit. I was watching on youtube that someone asked him for the envelope back, he started a big fuss, got the envelope and gave it to him. As soon as he turned around the man who requested to envelope threw it at him and it hit his head. Wish that envelope was an axe :P
Same Nicolette... it's bad... REALLY bad... and all the people who go on are like chavs and tramps and stuff...
Id love to through an axe at his head.... :D
Mary-Ellen, I watched the whole of that when I was ill...
i can't find a paperround which means I'm going to have to resort to baby sitting *gulps* last time I baby sat for those terrors they locked me in the sitting room and cleared out the food in the kitchen ..
they did slide a cookie under neath the door for me though
Yeah, never any normal people on it....Yesterday, since it mid term, there was nothing on TV and it was a choice between Balamory(xD) and Jeremy Kyle(Dx) so I chose Balamory, then watched Postman Pat and thoguht, "What the Hell and I watching bloody cartoons for.....?" :S
yeah druggies slut and tramps all in one show lol
Lol Nicolette... I wouldn't do a paperround anyway.
*looks outside at pouring rain, fog and wind*
Nope... not doing a paperround in yorkshire... but I have no reason to anyway...
My mum gave me a choice between emmerdale and jeremy kyle :S so I just turned over and went to sleep
You actually watched it, Dragona? I was just looking through most popular and saw it and said to myself...." Well.....That prick is asking for it......always asking for it.."
I watched Monsters Inc. At school.....XD because that was the only DVD, it made me cry.....Its sad at the end when they have to give Boo back... I always cry... and Im 11. You just cant beat Pixar
hmmm I wouldn't mind because its only cold and wet here ...
what am i on ONLY cold and wet *slaps self*
I would have done the same thing, Nicolette...I hate both of those shows. The only soap Ill watch is Eastenders. I gave up on good plotlines though.....None more.....I want someoneto die......for once! The last episode I saw someone die in was in 2008 :O
I love monsters inc ...
Its bright and sunny here, and its at the end of October :P Haha suckers...thats the sunny south east of Ireland(Wexford) for you! Mhuahahahahaha
Here it's FREEZING, SOAKING AND CHUCKING IT DOWN LIKE CHUFF, if you get hit with the wind you get knocked over... brrr... wait there's a bird caught in the wind... it's trying to fly but it's going backwards instead of forwards...
I hate soaps hate them hate them hate them ...
I promised myself the day I get addicted to a soap is the say I buy a shotgun ...
I watch a series called the vampire diaries and doctor who when its on :D ...but thats the closest I'll go to a soap
I know, Monsters Inc. is brilliant....Its sad though.. Anyone seeing Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part One? I am! Hopefully Ill see it on the first showing.... Midnight November 19th. :) Cant wait!
I hate soaps... that's why I go on here so much lol because my mum and my sister like soaps... me and my dad go on the laptops lol.
Doctor who has changed a lot. I like the Matt Smith doctor but the best one so far has been Daid Tennant. The Daleks are like skittles now.....They're multicolored... They're supposed to be evi, not an extra on the TellyTubbies!
Soaps are OK, but they can be very very boring and they drone on and on and on and on....shall I go on? :(
I agree Mary, I like the Daleks as they was, but now their Tellytubbyeks...
I am :]
You am what?
yeah me to I hate the new darleks :[
Yeah, they have to go and change everything! Its so damn annoying :@ grrrr
watchin part 1 of deathly hallows .... I attempted to read the book but it bored me
I know a lot about Daleks hehe...
They originated from a species known as Kaleds and they mutated...
Read that last couple of chapters..... The last one tells you what happens after everything...Do you know what happens? I READ IT 16 TIMES!
I went to one of Dereks sighning and someone asked if theres a film will it be as good as the book
and derek said are the harry potter films better then the books ... in the whole room I was the only one who said yes..
Anyway... I've got to go... GIVE ME MY COAT, MY HAT, MY GLOVES, MY SCARF, 2 PAIRS OF SOCKS!
NOOOWWW!!!
I've got four layres on... it's what you need to go out in Yorkshire lol...
WTH, Dragona... Is all that clothing really necessary? Bye! :)
jebus dragona lol
byee!!
Is anyone else here on a website caleld Whirled?
Im craving pancakes!
im eating pancakes ..
but there mine!!! *cradles pancakes protectivly*
LUCKY! :( I want them! :((
BRB, gonna play a game on Whirled...dont move!
back
LONER HERE :(
The howling seas
The howling passes the sevem seas,
As the tide strolls into the shore.
The Bare white sand turns to dust,
And scatters across the land no more.
While the thick palm branches sway side to side,
Without a care.
While a small dingy boat passes the seas,
Discovering things so rare.
But only to hear the howling winds,
Of the mysterious oceans.
So dark and full of secrets,
And as lush and smooth of emotions
I wrote this when I 10 and it's been published in a book called little laureates poems from hampshire.
I had dedicated it to my dececed uncle but they didn't publish that bit
Thats brilliant Nicolette..... Its bettet than my poems! Way better....you got talent for writing poetry! :)
The howling seas
The howling passes the seven seas,
As the tide strolls into the shore.
The Bare white sand turns to dust,
And scatters across the land no more.
While the thick palm branches sway side to side,
Without a care.
While a small dingy boat passes the seas,
Discovering things so rare.
But only to hear the howling winds,
Of the mysterious oceans.
So dark and full of secrets,
And as lush and smooth of emotions.
mercy boucout sorry ^^ corrected version I noticed a few mistakes
1399
1400
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