A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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AHAAAAAAAAAAAA FIRST COMMENT!!
Derek read my poem!!! In case you hadn't noticed this is a demand not a request :]
The howling seas
The howling passes the seven seas,
As the tide strolls into the shore.
The Bare white sand turns to dust,
And scatters across the land no more.
While the thick palm branches sway side to side,
Without a care.
While a small dingy boat passes the seas,
Discovering things so rare.
But only to hear the howling winds,
Of the mysterious oceans.
So dark and full of secrets,
And as lush and smooth of emotions.
*spirals off going dum dum dee dum dum daa i got first comment hoorah hoorah
errrrr
damn jet lag
had to come back early im going crazy while i get my punters suit back from the dry cleaner i find the 50 dollars which is the only thing to cheer me up..
nicolette i havent slept in 4 DAYS! 4 DAYS ive gotta stop whinging to you guys take it back to my brother
the boar is angry at my younger brother for wrecking his suit my sisters have got weird dresses for the cup while im the only male in my family who goes
lol only aussies will know what im taling about
Elementals played yesterday when i came back just after i came back theer were a tonne of people where high on energy drinks
*sigh*
can i find a peaceful place?!
ahh this suit looks awesome
ouch
okay that was weird i just left for a few mins my sister were brawling there dress got teared and one fell in our dinner which was curry
Good Curry though
i dont like the bit of fabric though...
ahh does the terror end!
Oh My best friend moves to brisbane,
this is annoying,
at least i gooing back to my lessons my doctor said it was better for my leg if i practice
now im bruised all over
Ahh i missed you krav maga
ohh and my philosphy
Complaining wont help,
it just puts more strain on your body
thats my thought for today
*looks at donkey stunned*
oh hey
nicollete?
you there?
yes :]
anyway...
can i be in your fan fic nicolletgeofbnognbhdgfh
hyjjjrghdjhysddddddddddddddddddjjjtjrjrsg
yep :]
wow that was weird....
i just started shaking violently...
sorry for that spam
lucky i set up cams in my room
wow that hurts my scanner was knocked down
i got a huge headache and things are still spinning
i should lye down
ahh theres the icepack anyway nic you there?
thats a good idea you go lye down I don't mind I'll write part to shawdows tail
oh ok c ya
omg now i realised what happened
i was lying with my feet up and my scars bleeding like hell i got the bandages though
far out
ahh omg this headache dosnt work with my idea coming up with i might have a nap ill be back soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjA5DtfW2A
Awsome song!
Hi, all.
Heya Bolt :]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1yehXQpAA&feature=related
A remake.
Hello???
hello am i invisible ... mabey dragona really did make me a ghost
Haha!
I'm gonna try and write more MARVEL FF. Bbs!
(Be back soon)
ok I'm writing fan fic to
Back new parts up i had a dream while i napped about a girl so i used her in my story
well thats weird
ARGHHH
headaches back
hello anyone there?
my head fells like half on fire half an iceberghpiihhhhhklhmmmmmmmnbupibouvfk.v,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ccccccm
Hi, DOnkey Shooter, Nicolette and I are writing Fanfiction.
hello?
Argh, I g2g, bye, all.
Bye Sartacus Heya rebella
hi Nicolette
Bye Sarthacus, hav a good nite
BOOK 6!!!! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! cant wait!
neither can I lol!!!
January 2011! plz!!!
Shh!
Sneaking back on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1yehXQpAA&feature=related
Listan! Awsome!
I think there should be a competition for book 6! SOmething like... er... em... uh... OH! We should have a vote to see if Dr. Nye can cure Tanith!
the remnant wouldn't b stupid enough 2 stay in there all the time surely. it would come out if it wanted 2 change, but come out evry 2 days
Evanscene music would b perfect 4 SP movie. look up Evanscene, Lithium. soooooooooooo SP
does any1 play Brutal Legend?
Derek,
wat games do u play while u celebrate?
I wonder if I could write a book and publish it...
=D
BTW, for the MARVEL FF, Sarthcus says "Shock" instead of,,, sh**.
also,
Derek? do u have facebook?
if so plz but on this random adress for a picture so we know wat ur pic is
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV81OtMiRG7Zux8aXxz-gpPJdG-dH5wvN7kplexT8VRXDyxr0&t=1&usg=__6v40dzcpNvTjcm_mpQkuiI923pA=
plz?
Hey people of the universe,
I just remembered I have HW so I'm going to do that now. I got HW, for the mid term. EVIL!!!! PURE EVIL!!!
hey all I'm back mum made me blitz my room
*coughs* so must dust under my baby sisters bed
ahhh I'm alone
baby born baby born baby baby born
1449
1450!!!!!!!!!!!!
.... I thought that little peice of epicness would draw someone towards the blog ... :/
hmmmm the pain of it all
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a person!!!!
YEs.
Hello Person!!!
My name is not "Person". It is Sarthacus Bolt.
Croga??? Where are you???
BOO *pokes Sarthacus* mwahahahaha
Sorry I was on spell check with my fan fic ...
knowing me you know why it took so long
Aah!
Hi. Yeah.
I hope you haven't left Bolt :[
WOO Heya Sarthacus
*james bond music appears in background*
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooo
The Names Croga, Nicolette Croga
*spins off in distance then trips on own feet*
I'm tryin; ot type and kill Carnage ni a 1st person sequence at the mo.
cool ....
I FOUND IT I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK!!
It has chips on the front :]
I know how you could get a Remnant out of somebody without using Nye.
and my dreamers handbook :D ... this tells you what dreams mean
Kill them in a Nye-ish way (The chariot thing) and then gut them, get the Remnant out, and then bring them back to life!
Yay!
YAY!!!
Tanith will survive!
brb
Sarthacus what was one of the main things in the last dream you had I can tell you what it means ...
if its in here
UH... ast dream I was fighting with Skulduggery and Valkyrie, and nye ate me... =(
I think Skulduggery got me out, and... er, I woke up.
WAS there any blood
Er, yes.
PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
OK, What is your favourite genre of music?
I know it sounds stupid and trivial, but I really want to know!
Oh and by the way: Who is your favourite singer/band?
My favourite band is Gorillaz, I've liked them since I was 7. And my favourite genres are rock/alternative/indie/metal.
YOU ROCK!!!
the fighing suggests your unsettled and the blood shows your overdoing it
being eaten (come under different heading in book but simaler)this suggests your feeling worried and pessimistic
If you could tell me where it was set or what weapons were used I could tell you more but that dream suggests your quite upset :[
ooh as well as setting and weapons used in fight it hels to say actions e.g screaming or crying or laughter and emotions
... Waht?
I'm not unsettled (just insane), I'm not worried or pessimistic (just terrified of Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, The Ring girl, The Exorcist girl, etc.).
heya Kallista do you want a dream reading?
WHAT!! and thank you :]
ok :]
What's the what thing!!??
Hey all!!!!!
Yeah, just wait till the end. =(D
Lol, face with moustache, and face with goatee!
But for the end =' (
HI, Leo!
THATS AWESOME KALLISTA!
and heya leo ... want a dream reading?
Congrats Kallista!!!! i have read it 2 times already!
Hey People of the universe
whats a dream reading?!?!?! whatever it is yes
I'VE READ IT 4 TIMES, ON MY FIFTH!
Hi, Darkane.
Why are people reading something so many times?
oh i'm sick and on the mid term!!! on missed days!!
ok think of a dream and then tell me about it e.g
what happened
where it happened
what objects you thought were important
how you were feeling what you were doing
no missed days is what i meant!!! i am sick on the break!!
Hope you get better soon leo and your parents to Kallista and I hope everthing goes well at the doctors ...
yes yes I'm so jealous
Ha Leo, the mid term rocks but I have school the day after Halloween, congrats Kallista on getting MC. It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome.
yes :]
Ok . . .
the last dream i remember is sports people were telling me about themselves like hair colour and stuff . . even though i could imaging them perfectly in my head . . . it was in some sports venue . . . i don't think i did anything except listen . . .i don't know why but i was very interested in what they had to say . . . i didn't recognize anyone in it. . .
that ok?
Oh Darkane i have school the day after as well!!! also i'm going to a disco tomorrow and if i;m not better i'll miss it . . . shower me with your pity people . . . for i am depressed
The education system is evil. *showers Leo in pity*
yep ok this is leos dream
well descriping themselves suggest you need to face up to things and sport especially running sports suggest not facing up to your owns fears
*Laughing at the memory of bald Leo* LOL!
*Basks in the pity of others . . . and coughs up a lung . . .* 'not again . . .'
Another Epic return lolage...
ok now i'm REALLY depressed Kallista . . . will pour my emotion into my fan fic now . . .
Is everyone about dreams or summat?
HEy Dragona !!! in my fan fic you get ANGRY!!!!!
Yes Leo... there's one thing you should know about when I get angry... my character normally can kill anyone when he's angry and I once knocked a year 10 out when I was angry... I picked him up and threw him and he faceplanted the floor... luckily it was on grass but unluckily a dog came past the day before...
The most resent dream I can remember is this;
Me and my friend were a shop and six boys started chasing us with knives and it turned into a game of hide and seek except if we were found we would get kill. I beat up two of the guys and then someone drove through the wall in a jeep and me and my friend jumped in and we were on a motor way that was floating on clouds and then I looked behind us and the guys were chasing us with a shotgun so we swerved and the guys behind us tried to swerve as well but they went into a spin and flew off the edge.
dreaming about old furniture/ buildings suggests theres somthing in your life you should get rid of.
hatred suggests you're burying bad feelings that are coming through in your dreams it may also mean that you're feeling victimized, or are forcing your own opinions onto other people.
death suggests your feeling worried and pessimistic
ha ha ha!!! well you battle Nicolette but bear in mind you are burnt and injured . . . actually shouldn't your clothes be burnt off too . . .
I don't die in my dreams unless I want to... I can control them so much that if I suffer a normal mortal injury... then I feel no pain and I do not die at all... I just ignore it an often make the person who did it implode... that happens when it's my minds impression of the future...
No Leo... they're made by Ghastly...
Hi Dragona
Darkane knifes suggest your subconcious is trying to tell you to be careful about somthing you're going to do. Being cut by a knife is a warning that others are bad-mouthing you.
death is in kallistas meaning
If someone else has the gun, it indicates an injustice- this may be to you, or to someone close to you.
leo thats wrong .... the answer is no.
Hi Darkane...
No Kallista, you haven't...
The last dream I had started in space... it was in my own view... and I was just stuck in space, looking down at the earth. I flew down to england where a white line was joining up two parts in the country, and it seemed to annoy me... I wanted to get rid of it, and tried connecting with it when all else failed, I managed it and there were these green flashes which clouded my vision, they kept getting more and more common until I saw some grass, then I woke up...
Thanks Nicolette
Heya Dragona! you want a dream reading?
Well done Kallista, it is a completely Epic book... read it 1000 times already... no joke...
Alright Nicolette...
I've gotta go and walk my dog. Bye
oh yeah Dragona . . i knew there was a reason but couldn't remember . . . and Nicolette what about my dream!?!?!?!!?
Kallista... full dream ahead...
Bye Darkane.
Oh... new TLOASOTB for people who want to read it...
IT'S ME! Lolage...
It's me when I get angry lol...
The last dream I had started in space... it was in my own view... and I was just stuck in space, looking down at the earth. I flew down to england where a white line was joining up two parts in the country, and it seemed to annoy me... I wanted to get rid of it, and tried connecting with it when all else failed, I managed it and there were these green flashes which clouded my vision, they kept getting more and more common until I saw some grass, then I woke up...
Dragona
Falling=
This is a common event in dreams. If you fall and aren't hurt by it, it shows that you will overcome problems you're faced with in walking life. If the fall frightens you, it's a sign that something is troubling you. You might be struggling with a problem and need to look for help.
Grass-
green healthy grass show you're happy with the way things are right now. dead grass suggests you're having difficulties
(if you tell me if you saw stars or the moon in space that could give more of an explaination
yep ok this is leos dream
well descriping themselves suggest you need to face up to things and sport especially running sports suggest not facing up to your owns fears
There were stars... falling didn't scare me because it was slow... and I actually WANTED to go down to England... but that white line distracted me...
*gives evils to the white line*
What do white lines mean?
ohhh deep . . .
And it was healthy grass... but my dreams are always THE FUTURE or my minds representation of it... sometimes I have some random ones but they are all connected to the future...
Ok Kallista...
giant =
if your battiling or running from a giant you've got problems in life that your dealing with
running = if your running away from danger it shows that you're just not facing up to your own fears
That's good... because I don't run away from anything... but I don't have fears so I don't need to stand up to them lol...
BUT TELL ME WHAT WHITE LINES MEAN!
They have been annoying my dreams for a week!
I swear... I'm going to make the line implode...
Poor Kallista...
I would like to know what white lines mean... it was flowing, kind of... some lines were flowing forwards and some were flowing backwards...
admirer=
if your the admirer don't panic consider what it is about them that impresses you. perhaps you simpley wish to be more like them
thats all I can get from that dream sorry
Which dream?
Who's dream?
Tell me what a white flowing line means!
sorry Dragona lines aren't in there but this is star
star-
Symbols of fame and fortune, stars show either your faith in your own abilities, or your ambitions to rise above the rest
Ah... how about flowing?
Because it was flowing...
Like this.
______________________________________________
---------------------------------------------<
>--------------------------------------------______________________________________________
Sorry, it's not very good...
are you sure they weren't walls or somthing
or a river?
It was a white line, it was glowing and it has lines which were lighter than the line itself, it went in a pattern... one forwards, the next one backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards etc, and it seemed to annoy me... I've had it in my dreams for a week!
or light?
Yes light... light... and a bit of a river but not much...
could it be light Dragona
Kallista in your dream was there a castle or a palace or a queen because that could tell me more about it?
Yes light... and a tiny bit of river but... my tummy felt weird when I saw it which doesn't mean it was good...
light- Great news you're on the verge of finding the answer to a problem or learning the truth about something . Moving towards the light suggests that you're looking for more stimulation in your lif probabbly intellectually.
... or it could be to do with the future... probably the future because my tummy feels weird when I feel something which will happen in the future...
How about river?
I'm smart enough Nicolette lol... well I WAS until my brain exploded from wiseness...
slow flowing rivers are good in dreams- they're a sign that you've had good fortune, even if yo haven't recognized it yet. Ig the river is fast and dangerous then your worried about being in a tricky situation. Falling in shows that you're worried by a dangerous situation
Kallista you still here?
It was fast... but the outline of it flowed slow...
any more drems anyone?
So to sum up: faith in myself, looking for stimulation in life, fortune, tricky situation and fortune unrealised...
Yes, new page!
pretty much ahaaa I got 1600
Yes me... how about war?
Or getting squished by a huge robot?
Hmm... trying to think of dreams that wasn't the future...
Ah yes... everyone was evil around me and when I clicked my fingers I could make a portal to the place which I thought about when I clicked my fingers... that was before I read Skulduggery Pleasant...
Back
Dreaming of war is your subconscious telling you that your life is in disarray. You are surrounded by chaos. This is especially true of internal conflict. If you have unresolved issues and cannot find balance between the different parts of your psyche, the war dream will be quite prevalent. It is also likely that the war dream is an indication that you are too violent in your waking life.
That is so true for Dragona. Listen to the dream lady, SHE KNOWS ALL!!!! YOU ARE TO VIOLENT IN YOUR WAKING LIFE!
Hi Darkane...
I must admit I'm quite violent but not that much... not compared to Florence but it was a one off... I don't dream about war at all.
Once I dreamt that I was trapped on the inside of a sinking container, you know the really big ones on ships, and I was drowning, eventually it filled all the way up and someone on the outside started to drill in and they made a hole, I stuck my hand out but it was to late and I died. Then I was a person on the outside of the container and I saw the hand go limp and I kept drilling but I couldn't get the hole any wider and everyone inside died because of me. That was really scaring because it felt real.
evil-to dream that someone or something is evil suggests that there is a dark and disguised part of yourself, something you keep hidden. This aspect could be desiring release or recognition. On the other end, evil can indicate the hostile and powerful feelings that you hold, such as despise and hatred
power-
To dream that you have power signifies self-respect and confidence in your increasing abilities. On the other hand, possession of power in your dream may be a compensation to a reality lacking in much needed power to carry out your goals.
To dream you are powerless implies a similar scenario when you are awake - you feel a lack of energy and confidence in accomplishing a task.
How about Unsure nicolette?
I have lots of dreams where I have to make a decision and I feel unsure which one to take...
This is cool... my dreams need explaining... they are weird... especially the ones about the future... them are REALLy weird...
I don't hold hatred... I'm generally a peaceful person... but I don't know about hidden... I don't really hide anything...
Drowning-
a drowning dream suggests you're feeling overwelmed. If you drown you need to ask for help in your waking life, as you can't do everything on your own.
evil-to dream that someone or something is evil suggests that there is a dark and disguised part of yourself, something you keep hidden. This aspect could be desiring release or recognition. On the other end, evil can indicate the hostile and powerful feelings that you hold, such as despise and hatred
power-
To dream that you have power signifies self-respect and confidence in your increasing abilities. On the other hand, possession of power in your dream may be a compensation to a reality lacking in much needed power to carry out your goals.
To dream you are powerless implies a similar scenario when you are awake - you feel a lack of energy and confidence in accomplishing a task.
How about Unsure nicolette?
I have lots of dreams where I have to make a decision and I feel unsure which one to take...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJKuygePHk&feature=fvst
I've bought some new Gloves today, they are thermally lined, have a grippy palm and they have a pocket where my knuckles are, AND THEY WERE ONLY 20 QUID!
Good buy... they're Screamer gloves...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlAHZURxRjY&ob=av2e
um I can'f find unsure or decisions but I found confusion
To dream that you are confused implies that you really possess this feeling in real life. Pay attention to what you are confused about it your dream and try to determine the significance of that item or occurrence. This dream may also indicate that you are trying to make a decision between two different options or trying to determine which prospective is correct.
Wouldn't it be awesome if the walls of all rooms were bouncy
Ah...
Yes... I've looked on a website for dreams and phycology and stuff and I put in white lines and it came up with this:
If you dream about white lines then there is a link between you and something which is at the end of the line, the line may be pulsing and glowing and will vairy in speed, it often means you are unsure and hide something from your friends which you do not want them to know.
That isn't true about me so...
STOP WITH THE AH!!!!! I'm going now, drums, BYE!!
That sounds like my line though... I just want it to stop being in my dreams, one week of dreaming about lines isn't very good...
Kallista... most of your dreams are depressing...
Well you try dreaming about white lines for a week!
I looked it up on a dream website and it said:
If you dream about white lines then there is a link between you and something which is at the end of the line, the line may be pulsing and glowing and will vairy in speed, it often means you are unsure and hide something from your friends which you do not want them to know.
But that isn't true about me...
Ah... ok Kallista...
But the white line isn't true... because I'm not hiding anything from anyone... except for Nicolette hehe... who still doesn't know... but I'm not unsure...
Hmm... very nice Kallista.
I am a very honest person... I don't keep secrets unless I have to, and then I don't like it...
Palace meanes
A dream involving a palace is a good omen for the future. You are striving for success and fell that it's almost within reach
horse means
horse symbolises physical energy do you need to harness that energy in a positive way
island
If your island is a nice happy place to live then your happy with life at the moment
ocean
if you standing on the shore looking out to the ocean, your future actions migh save you from a nasty accident calm ocean show things are going well for you now
I once had a dream that I was at school and hundreds and thousands of Dragons were attacking everyone... people were dead around me, I felt as though I ought to look for someone who I somehow knew could kill the dragons... but I didn't know who it was and I searched all the survivors... but I didn't find anyone... it was quite sad but I woke up before I died...
I CAN"T GET MY BASS DRUM FAST ENOUGH!!! AAHHHHHHH! I'm sitting at my drum kit now trying to plat brick by boring brick by paramore. NOT WORKING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHYvGHtYoTo
This is what I'm trying to play.
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