A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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Well Night all.
Read my comment above:
I think I knocked a year 10 out... I picked him up and threw him and he faceplanted the floor... luckily it was one grass... but unluckyily a dog came past the day before... and well... that doesn't need explaining...
Well Night all.
Night Dragona.
Night, Dragona!
I would LOVE to have a skulduggery placemat.
YAWN!
Is anyone still on?
mabey
Playin' Xbox.
What? Who said that? *looks around wildly* Who's there? *Goes to look in the attic like all the idiots in horror movies do*
What game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KziXo_WlGYo
SP
So close to 1000
I'm no fan of the DBR, but she would be a great fit for Valkyrie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDMM4JB4_fE&feature=related
I'm a loner aren't I.
No, I'm here!
Nicolette's waiting for the moment fo ra new page...
Derek said that there would be auditions for it that would be open to the public and if my stupid hair would just grow I'd so audition
Did you watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDMM4JB4_fE&feature=related
?
you know me so well :[ i would be on my xbox to but it kinda *coughs* blew up *coughs again*
* :[ was meant to be :]
Yep but I really want to play Val, it would be so Awesome but I'm 14 and by the time Derek gets round to the auditions I'l be too old damn him
How'd it blow up?
It's comin' out is 2013
I really want pop corn right now for some reasons.
Dakota's too old now, anyway.
s
Ye but when the hell are the auditions?
YES!!! 1ST!!!
DAMN YOU SARTHACUS!
I'm officially going to cry
HEHEHEHE!!!
See Sarthacus your gonna make Nicolette cry.
HEHEHEHE!!!
hey I didn't cry when I broke my finger of burnt my hand or bust my lip so why would I cry when he stole 1st ...
I don't know but I'm doing it anyway
*crawls misberly into her goose cage and cries*
1010
*Teleports into the torture chamer and dies*
I got 1000 AND a new page!
I really want to get the 1111 comment that would be awesome.
*continues crying in her goose cage*
I got 1111!
Lol, I'm a comment thief!
Oh joy Sarthacus but I really don't care.
well I was the first ever person to break the blog by getting 5000!!! :}
No you didn't we haven't even got to 1100 yet
ye that was so awesome Nicolette.
hehehehe :]
i feel so ill today ...
Aaaah!
Hey Kallista
*jumps back surprised by kallista then relizes she was stood at the edge of a cliff* god dang it
*falls and dies*
considering we all posted at 9:21 and i had the longest comment that means i read kallistas message first
Someone revive me and Nicolete!
lol don't worry we can die together :]
AND Kallista.
Aren't we violent ANND suicidal Derekminions.
the only live prtson left is darkane
*dies again of embarrisment from horrific typo*
*Comes back as a zombie*
Reviiiiiiivvvveeee usssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
MWAHAHA I AM ALIVE!!! Wait how did sarthacus die?
*USes syb=mbiotic webs*
Tig,tig,tig,tig! YOU'RE IT, KALLISTA!!!
*comes back as an ant and gets eaten by an anteater*
the pain of it all
*Swings about the city*
WEEE!!! YEE-HAAA!! WOOHOO!!
Aren't they ill, Kallista?
I was a cat, ha it was fun
have any of you go mario brothers with the mini game were your yoshi and your picking petal of a daisy ....
i don;t get that game
That was a bad idea Kallista I'm the 3rd fastest in Dublin over 100m *runs up behind Sarthacus and tags him* YOUR IT!!
you have money???
oh how I beg how
I'm in debt to my dad for €200
*goes into shock* I'm it
meh
*falls asleep*
Your not it I tagged Sarthacus
The tigger is asleep! LET'S PRANK!!!
i used to do babysitting untill they locked me into the sitting room from the outside and raided the kitchen
*continues sleeping*
I'm listening to the ride of the valkyries, fun
*Plasters Nicolette to the grouns with sticky tendrils*
Is there a song called "Ride of the Valkyries" or is it the Wagner one?
*Wakes Nicolette*
*wakes up* ahhh what the hell
It's the Wagners one.
ok thts scary because i typed that before i saw that comment
Bye Kallista. *uses magic to float passed the trap and lands safely on the ground*
Bye Kallista!!!
*Uses Tendrils to destroy the traps*
Bye Kallista!!!
wait if hes using tendrils to destroy traps that means ... I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs wildly into distance*
Bye :]
Bye Kallista
Bye Kallista
Bye guys I've gotta go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0
Love 2:38 - 2:52.
Bye, Darkane!
Who's wh ofor Halloween!?!?!?
I don't know what i am mum says shes gotten me a surprise .... oh golly god
*yawns* My mum said I need to be off at 10
Mm. Me & Dragona are completely black, sneaking behind people and scaring them. =D Me = Mr. Torture. Dragona = Mr. Pain.
lol :D
:O your coping me :] lol
I thought there was a good program on tv, I was wrong.
:0 your coping me :] lol
I thought there was a good program on tv, I was wrong.
OK, I'll stop.
oh no he is coping me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs for the hills* :D
I have no idea who/what to be for Halloween, any suggestion. Remember that I'm broke so it has to be all house hold items.
Of
I got to go now
see you all tommorow :]
Night Bolt, Night Darkane
Night all :]
Freddy Krueger. Garderer gloce, glue knives on the fingers.
Eurasia sia sia sia Eurasia sia sia sia Eurasia sia sia sia
Night, Nicolette.
Eurasia sia sia???
Night Nicolette.
If I glued knives to my fingers I'd be Edward Scissorhands and my friend is being him
It's in a song by Muse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-DAhg-ie4
watch the whole thing.
Muse rock.
I got it
Wait scratch that
Where the hell are you Sarthacus
Sarthacus?
*Backs away towards the wall looking around with shifty eyes*
Hello?
Dum dumdum *drums fingers on knee*
This is a lot of comments in a row
2
I GOT IT!!!! I got the 1111th comment!!!! GO ME!!!
Night all, I really have to go now.
Night, all.
*sigh*
I wish I could sue my sister too, but unfortunately she has too much info to use against me...
Hey yall!
Kallista you got your wish because here i am! i just came back from this thing i do once a month and we made food good food it was yummy :p
hey Lizzy!
*gasp* did everyone leave on me! no i bet lizzy is hiding somewhere *snoops around for lizzy and kallista*
hey skulgirl, i was just writing a new blog entry
OK Derek brilliant idea moment *Skulduggery contradicts Skulgirl but Skulgirl says it anyway* you should
1) write a short story about Skulduggery before his wife and son got killed and what was his given name who were his parents will we ever find out his true name?
2)write a story about Fletcher and his friken awesome demented porcupine hair
3) Have Tom Pecival to draw a picture of Skulduggery with his facade tattoo up
4) COMMENT ON MY PIECE OF WRITING ON THE FIRST PAGE OF COMMENTS!
oh ok good i for a second there i thought i would have to be alone talking to myself
it always happens to me, i like the suggestions
hmmm, actually the next big peace of fanfic im doing is about Skulduggery and his past, its called "the forgotten years"
ok ill be here .........waiting...........alone...........with no one.........
kallista...................lizzy....................anyone back yet............
jeez, im back (drama queen)
i know i am im such an actress ok out of helpless drama queen mode
argg, my dad kicked me off, be back soon (hopefully)
ok hopefully see you soon!
It slithers down my throat
Cold and hard,
Into my gut
Where it twists and knots
Around my stomach
It grinds against my spine
Rubbing it raw
So I can’t even stand
Sickly slimy and dark cold
It craws up my throat again
To enter my mind
Tearing up the mind
To replace it with black holes
That fills the void with nothing
That can ever satisfy you
Hunger grows
The dragon feeds on the soul
Replacing it
With black goo
Satisfied with it’s work
It shoots out of weakened spine
Leaving an empty shell
In it’s place.
what do you guys think of this piece
its suposed to represent jelousy
i think
Derek..........any thoughts on this?
so Derek me and my brother are having a bet my brother thinks the next book will have a gray theme...............i think that it will have a silver theme yes you may say they are the same but there not so ..........do you know what the next books theme (color wise) is?
and how do you pronounce lord Vile because i think its pronounced (vi-lay) and my brother thinks its pronounced vile like disgusting so how do you pronounce it?
YAY! im back!
YEAH! im glad your dad let you back on! :3
he didnt, i stole to computer from my little sister
smooth i would do that but i dont need to cus i have my laptop so yeah m brothers can have the other two computers
my bro is always fighting over the computer with me
random what book are you reading?
umm, right now im not really reading anything new, but im re-re-re-re-re read "the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" and re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re reading All of the Skulduggery books
coolio im reading Dawn of the Dreadfuls and i would reread skulduggery but that would drive me mad from no new books
never read that book
if you go to poinlesssites.com then go to animations ther is this thing with dolphins i think its called thanks for all the fish and it has to do with the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
its really good its the prequel to Pride predigest and zombies
ok, ill look at that, brb
cool its so funny well i think so
:( i cant find it
awwww try looking it up on youtube
maybe later, right now im looking at all the Val and Fletcher storys on deventart X3
omg read never too late i LOVE IT!
omg, read this one! soooooo cute!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=ValkyriexFletcher+#/d2p2jrq
i read never to late, its really good
wich one is it whats the title i might have read it already
oh did you read death its so good sad but adorable!
oh i read that one its so cute!
OK Bye Kallista! i think
hope things turn out better soon!
Hey! *hugs Kallista* Bye!
im reading this one now
http://fletcherxvalkyrie.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d302yoo
omg, look at this pic!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=Valkyrie+and+Fletcher#/d2jk9rk
helloooo?
if you didnt leave, look at this one!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Valkyrie%20and%20Fletcher&order=9&offset=120#/d30co40
awwwi just finished reading the first one you told me to see i got interuppted a few times brb let me check out the others
aww those are so cute! just finished all of them
http://browse.deviantart.com/literature/?q=valkyrie%20and%20fletcher#/d2p6whk
read this one i love it!
yeah :3 now im looking at Hetilia parings
nice you just reminded me how good these things are.......and how much i miss reading Skulduggery :(
*in a very small voice taping pointer fingers together while saying*
Derek.........can you please start writing the sixth book now? Please?
you better do it ,Derek, or she'll go crazy fan-girl on you
shes right i will.....now let me find my broad sword.....
LOL please be joking
hahaha! look at this!
http://khakipants12.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Mochi-Care-124744611?q=boost%3Apopular+Hetalia&qo=193
the look on France's face in the last frame is priceless
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! my brother is online!!!!
:3 means what?
dude...
good night everyone
what?! sorry it took so long i was watching mystery diagnosis.....deagal_pickle is your brother?
maybe i was jocking *looks suspiciously around* maybe im not.....
Hellooooooooo! *taps computer screen* anyone there hello hello?!
im gonna make a new page tonight....even if it kills me!
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there you go Derek im living prof of a crazed fangirl
especially because im gonna make it to 1201
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