A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4282 Newer› Newest»i guess that rolling my eyes is a type of thing i do everyday... but its not my trade mark...
I'm generally a peaceful person... but I wouldn't advise getting my angry... most people end up getting floored... or walled or something... I was angry when I floored 30 people in under 10 seconds... but I did get a clap from my friends lol.
hmm i agree with kallista..
you know like flooring but just on the wall...
People think I'm funny... but I don't agree... I don't really laugh at much... and I'm not ticklish... but making people laugh is fun... but I don't mean to do it, it just happens...
lol ijust relised that i over use the word legendary every where but this blog.....weird...
I do know what walling is...
Yeh very weird Florence...
All of the Ah is making me think of Monty Python......... QUOTE!!!!
*Frier reading a carving in the wall* The castle of Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*People behind* Ahhhhhhhhhhh?
*Frier* yes Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
*People* What's the castle of Ahhhhhhhhhhh?
Maybe he was dying and he carved Ahhhhhh into the wall.
Why would he bother carving Ahhhhhhh into the wall if he was dying, he'd just die.
Maybe he meant the castle of Agh.
Oh yes the castle of Agh.
Oo.
No Agh, from the back of your throat.
No Oo as in surprised.
Oh you mean Ah.
yes yes AHHHH. * pointing at a giant monster.*
did anyone here watch the film "I Am Legend"???
Yes I did Florence... but I prefer I. Robot.
i was just breifing it for pople who dont know..:D
Pfft Kallista, Pfft, all of what you said about me is not true.
I am Legend is good and all... it's one of my favourite movies but I prefer some other movies... like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012, Vampires Assistant.
Transformers 2 is cool... much better than the first and I also like Bill & Teds Exellent Adventure, that is an awsome film...
I've seen both, I hated it when the guy in I Am Legend had to kill his dog.
And Johnny English... that's funny...
i used to love that film until i watched the Terminator 1 and 2....Iron man is epic and my favourite quote or action scene:
pople are shooting at a metal robot with all types of guns they soon run out of amo.
Robot: MY turn...shoots everyone with fire and they all burn horribly while screaming...
i find that hilarious...
Any one seen the movie Sweeney Todd? I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
I like that bit too Florence... I was about to mention Ironman... I like the first one, and the 2nd one, they are just good films... but I haven't watched Terminator... I don't really have an interest in them... although Alien vs Predator is EPIC!
and kallsita how the hell am i Strong and smart, and kick @$$ cool!
strong i went army camp and i kicked pople but smart...were did you get that from????
I learn ballet and jazz
How about Irish... they do well cool dancing when they're in a long line and their legs moving at the same time...
*does Irish dancing with Clones and Ninja Goldfish*
they are making a predator 4 but i never saw predator 3.....i also like the black and white horrors...
When did I ever say I was strong?
Oh yes... Pirates of the Carribian... I like that as well... but my favourite action movie has to be Alien vs Predator... favourite comedy... Wedding Crashers... Favourite all rounder... Rush Hour films, ALL OF THEM!
*cough cough* seems you are *cough cough*
i also love SAW all of them, they are totally awsome!
Or Aeroplane and Naked Gun... they are just so random they are epic...
We do Irish dancing in school sometimes and when I went to Irish college we did a ceili every night and you guys probably have no idea what I'm on about.
SAW?
I don't have an interest in that...
My favorite movies are basically all Tim Burton movies: Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice.
Its A Shame They Aiint Real... I Would Of Loved One. Maybe Would Of Had Cailen Valkyrie Or Tanith On Them.. Orr Fletcher :)) Cause There All Awesome.. x
i like the film The Transporter but i dont like the second ong.... but my favourite movie has to be The Legend Of Sleepy Holow...you know the headless horseman with jhonny depp when he was young......
we saw the film naked guns on my frineds birthday... i dont see what pople like in GREASE.... i find it really gay...
"Everybody is Kung-Foo Fighting,
Those cats as fast as lightning,
Everybody is Kung-Foo Fighting,
They fought with expert timing"
That is a well good song... probably my favourite song... and it's on rush hour 3!
If you think I'm strong you should see me doing core work and you would all laugh at my push ups.
edward scissorhands is such a sad film...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
I've never seen GREASE and my friend thinks I'm deprived because I've never seen it, I really not bothered though.
ha you should have seen my push ups...my pe teacher was ashamed
Edward Scissor hands is weird... has he got problems?
WHY DOES HE HAVE SCISSORS ON HIS HANDS!?
I would rather have hands thankyou very much.
:P
Its A Shame There Not Real Cause There Pretty Donn... But Probz Would Have Cailen, Valyrie, Flethcher Or Tanith On Mine.. But Skulduggery And The Rest Are AWESOME! XxXx
My pushups are cool... I don't fail... we have a competition of who can do it the longest and I always win... at the first time we did it I went going all lesson...
Whoop new page!
how can you say that its one of the saddest films i ever saw and it nearly made me cry....thank god
He has scissorhands because an inventor made him like that.
I don't have a sense of emotion... I don't cry at anything... I should start having emotion but things just don't seem to effect me...
Lol Kallista.
mhm.. wait are we talking about pushups or pressups??? i get confuzzled which ones which...
I don't know... I'm good at both so it doesn't matter to me much...
My basketball teacher was evil, she said jog laps for 8 mins which is grand but then she would forget and we'd have to run for 15.
What's the difference?
I really ought to start showing emotion... I do at some things but most things just brush past me... I'll try and show SOME, I'll do my best...
My PE teacher is alright...
i can do one handed ones :D
wait i'll look it up on youtube.........
yh i can do one handed pressups...hehe my frineds were out of breath by the first 3 :D
My PE teacher just gives a rugby ball and says go play then he walks off and talks on his phone, I hate him.
wait push ups we do differently then pressups so i think that i just confuzzled you all... sorry
"Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting,
Those cats as fast as lightning,
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting,
They fought with expert timing"
Oh and I've got a song to listen to when depressed... I don't get depressed so it doesn't apply to me... Take That, Rule The World... I know all the words hehe... and I know it to shine... but I don't want to!
My photographic memory makes me remember words to songs... WHY ME!?
I can do 1 handed pressups...
really? out teachers throws us a cople of tennis balls and then stands around waiting or us to do something...
i havent done them since two weeks ago...
i think that i lost weight and put it on dragona...
I hate the song Rule the World, it sucks.
what about sorrow... dont you ever feel sorry for pople???
Bye Kallista.
Not really Florence... I do feel sorry for some people...
actually this song makes me cry everytime so i will never ever listen to it again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw
bye kallista
"All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you..."
I know it's a crap song... but ah well...
i liked that song....but in those times i had no sense in music...
It was an alright song... I suppose...
I really ought to show some emotion... I will REALLY try now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0
Such a good song I love Paramore. Me and my friend are going to see them in two weeks.
lisen to my song its really sad im trying not to cry right now cause im listening to it but its not working...
Think that you come home one night and your house is on fire and none of your family survived
Shine was alright as well... for it's time...
.....................Shine......................
I hope you like my title lol...
You, you're such a big star to me
You're everything I wanna be
But you're stuck in a hole and I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out.
All your anticipation pulls you down
When you can have it all, you can have it all.
So come on, come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine.
Stop being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health
I know that you can change
So clear your head ang come round
You only have to open your eyes
You might just get a big surprise
And it may feel good and you might want to smile, smile, smile.
Don't you let your demons pull you down
'Cause you can have it all, you can have it all.
Hey let me know you
You're all that matters to me
Hey let me show you
You're all that matters to me.
Hey let me love you
You're all that matters to me
Hey so come on yeah
Shine all your light over me.
This girl I know can play that on the flute.
Darkane... then yes I would be sad... but it's not likely to happen...
The song that Flo starts to cry when she hears it not the other ones.
Florence... is that it?
I've listened to the link you sent and it's not that sad... wait... emotion... right... it's a sad song...
*tries best to convince the other's I'm telling the truth*
thats the first time in 5 years i cried...here we go :D
In the end of that music video they bury the little girl alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0
Listen please. AWESOME SONG!
well ive seen the film and i remeber how many people dies on the titanic and how sad it was when hey added that song... thats probably that did it..
Yes Kallista, take that knows it all...
"Stop being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health"
Listen to Take That, they know all... but not as much as Florence... Guru Florence...
Only when Guru Florence is let out of normal Florence
i think i just broke my keyboard cause the enter button got wet and it wont work...
We sung the Titanic theme in music... it wasn't sad... oh yeh, emotion... it was quite sad...
*does best to convince the others I'm telling the truth again"
weirdly you are making me laugh while tears are pouring down my face....thats one of the weirdest things that ever happened in my life...
"Hey let me love you
You're all that matters to me
Hey so come on yeah
Shine all your light over me
SHIIIIINNNEEEE."
Damn now I've got this song in my head... great...
Florence... stop crying or I'll won't do my best to stop them dreams... oh wait that would be weird for me as well... but ah well... I'll still do it... even if it's bad for you as well as for me.
Feel the metal... go with the flow of the metal... block all things around you... just focus on the metal... become the metal...
some of the uttons wont type now
What are you on about Dragona?
I'm a good anti-emotion therapist...
I don't know... some random crap...
why metal??? why not a chunk of wood??
Because metal is solid... HARD...
Few, back, just finished watching Iron Man 2!
Impervious to most things... become the metal...
Hi Sarthacus...
Metal???
Scottish accents are funny,
i have nerves of steel......at times of despearte needs
crying is ment to natural but it feels weird..
Yes... I'm now a blogger Anti-Emotion therapist you see... trying to stop Florence from crying at a piece of music...
I have nerves of steel, balls of steel (not litterally) and most things steel...
its not working
Oi!
Scottich accents are Scottish!
Anything about Scotland that offends me I take as racism.
THAT IS NOT LITTERALLY... I am neither a robot or a cyborg...
you were joking about the dream thing...right??
I was just listening to my little 3 year old scottish cousin on skype and his accent is so funny and cute.
Ok...
Picture the metal... silver, shining... feel the flow of the metal... hard... indestructable... become the metal... become hard... take all emotions out of you... become the steel...
No Florence... if you remember... I don't have a sense of humor you see...
So why would I be joking?
your teraphy doesnt work..
*sigh*
ive g2g now bye! *gives everyone a hug and fades*
Bye Florence...
*hugs Florence*
Ah well... I'll still try and stop the dreams... even if you don't stop crying...
you better try and stop the dreams...its harder t sleep you know
I will try my best... you have my word...
*bows*
Bye Florence
I imagine it's hard to sleep... wait no I can't imagine... but I can picture it... no I don't want to... ah well...
I seriousle thing there's a relationship between you 2!
Anyway, did you get metal put into you or...?
I wouldn't take Dragonas word seriously.
lol guru florence over and out. <- like the full stop at the end??
Ah... I think the books of Darren Shan have gone into my head... Larten Crepsley speaks like I am doing now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-lMyaSHsd8
DO TAKE MY WORD SERIOUSLY... I PROMISE I WILL TRY...
No Sarthacus... no metal actually was involved... just the thought of metal...
"Become the metal..."
lol.
Hmm... is anyone on?
Messa is on
yeah!
Is your new pic of Skulduggery
Hmm... indeed.
Yup.
I'm just repeating what everyone is saying.
The Ark Angel Network is believed to be an invisible link between every human being on the planet. It is often called many other names.
Wikipedia... don't ask...
What part 3 pairs of your body do you view as weapons?
I think:
My knees, fists, and feet.
My knees, I can jump to someone's face and bring up my knee: OUCH!!!
My fists: I ca nthrow a really good uppercut. Yikes!
My feet: They're powerful! And if it's a man then... yeah, that.
My hands... my elbow and my leg... well most of me I view as a weapon... and you wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of my feet... size 13...
Damn I have some catching up to do, I'm size... 9 or 9 1/2... damn.
Mine would be my feet because I always kick, I cannot fight without kicking.
My hands because I can punch really hard and I can break someones arm with my hands.
My elbow, really handy when someone has a knife at your throet, just smash it into their face and then their stomach o if it's a guy........ you know what I mean.
I'm size 7
Most people in my class are size 4 - 10.
I have bust my lip ...
surprisingly it doesn't hurt like they let on in movies
When I sneak up on people at Halloween, I'll tell yo uwhich fright was the biggest, loudest and the funniest! Muhaha! Hehe!
Well it depends on how tall you are, I'm only 5 2 and you guys are what, 6 3?
Hi, NIcolette!
I don't generally punch people... but it would probably knock people out with one punch... that's why I don't really punch people... but then again when I floored 30 people I did punch someone in the face, and he was on the floor for 10 seconds not moving... and he had a nosebleed, a bust lip and a cut on his cheek... BUT MY NAILS I VIEW AS A WEAPON!
They're really sharp... no matter how much I cut them or anything... they always grow back to the same length within 2 days... and always are sharp... the times I've cut people with my nails... if I had a penny for every time... then I would be rich...
Hello ....
I dunno for feet, but in metres I'm: 1m 68cm.
I'm the only one who's 6ft 3 and a half... DON'T FORGET THE HALF!
1m 92cm...
hey I have a bust lip to I can relate to that dude
When I know something bad's about to happen, I usually cut my nails diagonally, so that they're REALLY sharp! I once scratched my eye with it though!
;(
Blimey, Dragona!
Ok none of you play drums but whatever, I just noticed that the drummer in muse uses his right foot for his high hat and his left for his bass drum. Weird
owch poor eye
No matter how unsharp I cut them... they ALWAYS are sharp... it's good in a fight though... punch someone and they get a good old scratch across the face at the same time...
I'de say your like 6 foot Sarthacus. I feel so small.
Sarthacus, why did you say:
'Blimey, Dragona!'?
you feel smalll! my feet are only size 5
How do you punch people Dragona? Your supposed to use your knuckles when you punch not your nails.
You're tall.
There was a man at my old school, Mr. Webster, he was 2m 2cm!
Sarthacus, you're five foot five...
I mean in height, their both six foot or over and I'm only 5 foot 2
I do Darkane... but they always get a scratch from my nails... somehow...
I have a really good trick in a fight!
Smal both hands on the sides of the opponent's head! It discombobulates/confuses/dases them! You can get really good shots in!
I have a tip when you slap someine use the back of you hand not the palm because
a) your knuckles hurt them more then a flat surface
and
b) you don't feel anything no matter how hard you slap them were if you slap them hard enought with you palm it stings
I once punched someone in the cheek... it made them fall on the floor... :D
You learned that from Sherlock Holmes didn't you Sarthacus.
*jumps back surprised* blimey Sarthacus our minds must be thinking simalerly
Aren't we a violent bunch of Derekminions?
=D
yes yes we are :D
@Darkane, yeah, but I tried it, and it works!
When I floored 30 people, they all were trying to floor me... putting emphasis on the TRYING... and they all charged... so I charged back whoo!
Anyway... I charged with my elbow infront of me, and I winded three people, knocked one out. Then a guy grabbed my neck so I picked him up and threw him.
Someone tried to punch me so I sidestepped and kicked them in the chest.
Another guy wrapped around my neck so I threw him like a hammer throw... and took around 10 people out at the same time as I was swinging him... and so it continued...
But at least they learned their lesson lol.
My knees are deadly weapons.
Who's having a good time here, raise your hand!
*Raises hand*
And not one person got one actual shot on me...
Dragona, why were they trying to floor you???
*raises hand*
*sorry I can;t one broken and ones burnt
*Raises hand*
They all think: 'oh yeh, lets go try and floor the tall guy, we'll be well legends' but they always fail... not once have I been floored...
I never seem to get anything broken, I mean I split open my head three times but I've never broken any bones.
Next time somebody floors me, I'm gonne discombobulate them!
Oh and btw I like throwing people... it's highly amusing...
figured Dragona
*BAcks away from Dragona, summoning branch as I do so*
discombobulate ahaaa what a great word almost as great as mahoggoni
why do I need to be scared of him?
Don't worry... I only attack people who try to attack me... after I floored them all I got a clap from my friends lol... but we had a massive war against the year 10s, and WE WON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlwMjb0XGZk
Let's dance!
im probably really easy to floor actually i meant no hands but i have elbos and knees so ..
I just like getting out of a fight because I'm small people have an advantage of height and weight, it sucks.
but if my hands were fine you couldn't floor me because I be ninga!!
*trips on her own feet*
SQUIGGLES!!
Lol Nicolette.
It was funny... I remember it like it was yesterday...
My friend who's nickname is Pooey... god knows why... he was getting bullied by these Year 10s... so we decided to get our own back...
We got all of my friends and my friends friends and soon formed a huge group... and somehow... the year 10s knew what we were doing and did it as well... and we fought...
Throwing year 10s is fun...
But we won and nobody saw so we didn't get in trouble Lolage...
Cool!
Wow I just realised I'm pretty violent lol.
I think I knocked a year 10 out... I picked him up and threw him and he faceplanted the floor... luckily it was one grass... but unluckyily a dog came past the day before... and well... that doesn't need explaining...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeKXm1u-sa8
If someone asks who I am fo rhalloween I'll say...
Mr. Torture!
I sneak up on people, stalk thenm for a min or so and then scare the living daylights out of the victim!
Me and Sarthacus are Shadow Brothers... I'll be Mr. Pain lol.
Torture and Pian, cool!
Both alike! Torture = pain, pain hurts, torture scares poeple, pain goes into the weapons, and w=weapons attack!
Simples! Eer!
Mr. Torture! Listen to the song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeKXm1u-sa8
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