A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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nice new pic sarthacus
i think im going to draw :]
BACK!
I might as well draw, nothing else to do. =D
Hmmm.....
I think I'll draw... er... em... I dunno.
In fact, I'll listen to Eluveitie -- The Dance Of Victory!!!
Sweet song, kind of a mix of tribal music and hard rock!
Nicolette, you'd love the Dance Of Victory, it's got LOADS of guiter/drum solos!
awsome I'll look it up now I just drew skulduggery well my attempt
Alonealonealonealonealonalonealonealonealonealonaeonlalone!
Yay! Somebody's on!
Bye all I have to go now might post my drawings later ... but you have to promise not to laugh
From now on I'm not going to tell anybody when there's a new post up, to see who checks my blog regularly.
G2g for now, BYE!!
Back!
To my blog!
hey!
kallista you traitor....
no you are not gonna shave of your dreadlocks i am not mad at you i will just hunt you down one day and tell you...naaaaa i will hunt you down and kick you soo hard that you fly around the world four times and i will make sure that you will get eaten by my pet llama in australia! !!! im not mad i just need to get you back!
yes, and you are NOT going to leave our little SP gang i will not tortue you i will only kick you really hard like i said before.....what did dragona say anyway????
wait what did you tell sarthacus and darkane cause im not exactly sure if he knows the exact truth....you know what you told him could be mindless bable..
dont worry ppl make stupid mindless crap embarrasing (telling other ppl stuff they shouldnt know) mistakes and i forgive you and you should forgive yourself...
soz bout typos..
Observing...
Aww, everyone leaves when I come.
=(
Bye.
mhm thats the dream before the last one.... and the one after that????? it was different...
Dirty?
sarthacus are you still here??? i have a few things to sort out with you aswell..
Soz, shouldn't've said that.
= S
you have a mind of a 19 year old sarthacus you seriously do..
kallista watch romeo and julliet and then eat a bucket full of cheese...that should get your mind going ;)
Uh oh, FLo's gonna kill me!
Bye, all!
*Grows really long thin legs, and takes nhuge steps away from Flo sprinting*
sarthacus!!! come back i promise not to hit you or hurt you in any possible way....
*Leaps over*
=S
he probably went to the doctors or something to get an xray or new meds...
sarthacus its none of your business so don't interfere we could have told you in the right time you know...
Wii=ll oy utell us, and I'll never reveal a secret again, unless yo uprevolk me.
And please tell me. I hate being left out f theing, it happens all of the timne.
= '(
Flo, Dragona's having a liverscan.
*sigh* i'll tell you...
1 minute...
see i said it will have something to do with an xray... brb lunch :P
=O
YES! SAY IT!!!
Kallista, The dream that you like???
Kallista, how old are you???
Ah.
Somebody at school said somebody with a "Kallis-something" name on my blog was 20 yrs old.
<:S
*WIpes Kallista off the screen*
WHAT IS IT!!!???
I know, they post rude stuff on my blog & my real name etc.
Saddos.
Urm, hello???
Uh... yes!
Brb...
hehehe theres camera memory card called rapers... i was reading the manual in my english class and then theres the memory card called rapers i was laughing so hard that i couldnt stop and i got sent out...good times good times...
BAM!!!
Back, so what's the dream?? You said you'd tell us!
does that even make sense???
anyway talking of teachers on of the staff thinks im retarded cause i randomly start laughing and talking in russian near him....
ill email you sarthacus :D
lol what would you think if everytime you passed i started waggling my eyebrows talking in russian and then randomly burst out laughing..... freak... is the right answer...
well all i can say is that teachers who think you are retarded suck... just like twishite
i wish my teachers would think that...
Brb... again...
i will tell you a really funny joke...
My mum and dad are teachers...
Aaaand, yet again, I leave.
IM WRITING TO YOU NOW!!!
i had good teachers aswell...
and why arent you writing anything???
i agree!!!!!!!!!!
well i write every saturday!!!
... Oo-kay, now I got the message, Flo, I e-mailed yo uback.
Not spelling is OK, I'm a little bit dyslexic, so it helps in a way.
Wearing my Halloween costume. =D
Looks really cool, if I do say so myself.
Bye, Kallista!
Now am I alone???
http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-drawings-please-dont-laugh.html
My blog in all its crowning glory...
in other words the crummy pics you promised me you wouldn't laugh at
I get that sometimes a pain in your chest that feels like a heart attack but aint
Yay! I go tthe 1st comment on Nicolette's blog!!!
Hehehehehehe! Way, Kallista!
Lolage... THIS IS MY EPIC RETURN!
Dragona! How'd it go??!!
*Hero music plays when Dragona comes*
:I
Bye, Kallista.
*scans area for epicness*
sorry Dragona but your area is only 2.6% epicness so not much of an epic return
BYE KALLISTA!
Thankyou, Thankyou...
THEY FORGOT TO TELL ME IT WAS AN ULTRASOUND!
do they think my liver is pregnant?
For people who take jokes seriously it isn't...
I went into this room and they rubbed this cold stuff on my tummy and then they got this plastic thing and started rolling it across...
AND I HAD A MASSIVE WHAT LOOKED LIKE BLACK HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
But then they told me it was my pancreas...
Anyway... I've had a half a bottle of water and a Yorkie... what else do I need?
They just told me it was a liverscan :(
Anyway... have Kallista and Florence made friends and what has happened since I've been away...?
hey im back but i can only stay till 7 so if i suddenly ghone without saying bye thats why...
Hi Florence...
ow do u ppl know when im on and when im not....
well maybe not but everytime im on you mention my name....
today was fun :D
Florence... have you and Kallista made friends?
And have you told anyone?
the first word was ment to be how not ow..
*stuffs kallistas body in a drawer without anyone noticing*
yep me and kallista are best buds again.. and who could i tell???
oh cheese pickles ..
back everyone mum just called me downstairs so she could use me as her own personal weight
40 times above her head ....
Hmm... no one... most of people know ANYWAY...
well i dont hink that anyones going to ask about how my day was so i will tell you all...or whoevers on.. anyway
I like coke :3
Except for Nicolette... I don't think...
woooo 1st lets celebrate with cheese pickles all round
Florence... how did the concert go?
yes exept me because i'm not liked enough
Your liked Nicolette... but no one has told you... because it WAS a secret...
well we totally crushed the opposite band..and then went to one of my friends centres.... we first went and started to do fencing then we started flooring eachover...and i accidentaly walled someone... anyway we then went to this room and it had a wii fit in it...all im going to say about that is that you are talking to wii fit champion right now.
later we went to this park or 5 year olds and started going on this swing....my new bf went on first and started saying look no hands...then one of his friends crept up behnd him and pushed the swing and my bf landed in mud face first...so we had a mud fight and we went home....i am now sitting in my room with a fever but it was worth it! :D
I'm glad it went well... shame about your cold but the mudfight would probably be fun...
for 5 year olds...
the bus driver wouldnt let us on the bus so i had we had to walk..
Lol... how far was it?
all fun days end badly.. for me anyway..
well it took us two hours to walk so im not sure..
Brb... got to have my tea... be back in about 10 minuites...
ok nicolette are you still on??
yes .. but im not speaking
Hey people of the universe
wdc?
nicolette not everyone knows the secret so you are not left out :D
Was he in a clown suit?
Back.
Darkane why did you have to beg kallista fro the secret..a secret is a secret that should not be known by any others or else it isnt a secret anymore..
Hi all.
Yeh why did you have to beg? It WAS a secret...
thats was actually the wisest thing i ever said in my life....totally awsome..
Yep, I agree Florence...
..its still a secret for me
She just succumbed to the begging, anyway I let it drop,
Darkane Claw said...
Ok fine what ever
October 24, 2010 8:46 PM
See I let it drop.
Because it is a secret... but not an incredibly well kept one...
thanx apparantly im becoming wiser every day....hey i might be he next ghandi!!!
It probably wouldn't... XD They're SO awesome though!
I went all wise with Kallista earlier... and it made my brain explode...
ghandi must have had terrible headaches....i ususally become wise when im ill...thats how i know :D
Guru Florence lol.
'betrayal doesn't hurt as much as if people walk away from it as enemies, if you make friends with Florence then we will all feel much better...'
That's what made my brain explode...
young one, all is not lost, you must folow a bee's life. A bee collects pollen for itself and itself only it does not share even when shared with by someone else....
you must do the same with secrets even if someone gives you one keep it and dont share any others...
^^now thats just freaky...for me..i must be really ill...
What were you saying ah at Dragona? You always just say Ah and I have no idea what your referring to, it could be Ah as in you understand now, Ah as in you just got bitten by a mouse or Ah as in you've seen a faceless one and we all need to run away.
i have to go of at 7 rember that so i might not say bye to you all...
Actually a bee collects pollen for the entire bee hive.
no thats what wasps do :D i learnt it in science..
Florence... tonight I will try and stop the dreams... I cannot control them but I will try my best... hopefully it will work because it's not just embarassing for you, y'know?
no wasps are the ones that do it for themselves bees collect for a whol collenie
bye all
Damn science making logic.
Bye Nicolette
'betrayal doesn't hurt as much as if people walk away from it as enemies, if you make friends with Florence then we will all feel much better...'
That's what made my brain explode...
EW!! My brother is putting a fried egg in a sandwich and I think he might be putting ketchup on it.
i said im ill.. i get mixed up...
*flicks through science folder*
i have drawn a blob with blue wings and i called it a bee....ahh yes you are right nicolette....
*slaps herself* stupid stupid stupid
That's discusting Darkane...
bye nicolette!
Yep, he just put bacon and ketchup on top of the egg EW!!
Bye Nicolette!
my cousin does it to annoy me..he would do anything to annoy or gross me out...
who here likes mayo???
Darkane... is your brother human? Because that is very discusting...
I'm a bit on the middle... I don't know if I like or not...
Well, honey bees collect for the entire collenie but bumble bees collect only for themselves because they live on their own in the ground.
well i tried it once and i didnt like it...then i tried it again a different time and i liked it...i tried it today and i didnt like it again....
*sigh*
i dont know what to think..
I don't think he is human, it's so discusting.
Same... sometimes I like it... sometimes I don't it depends what mood I'm in...
I only like it on chips.
i probably ment bumble bees then..u kno the really really fat ones..well those...
well next year we are having a geaography trip and next month we have a history trip and i still dont know were....we are learning about vikings or something like that......let me check...
Florence... tonight I will try and stop the dreams... I cannot control them but I will try my best... hopefully it will work because it's not just embarassing for you, y'know?
Who knows about the 'secret'?
It needs no more explaining than that.
I went and looked at a crannog, I really wanted to push my friend into the lake.
well i missed out a word or two in my last comment.... my bff said she doesnt know so she will ask around for were we are going...
Is anyone listening to me?
Or does no one care about me?
*sits in corner alone*
SEE!! Again with the Ah Dragona
You always just say Ah and I have no idea what your referring to, it could be Ah as in you understand now, Ah as in you just got bitten by a mouse or Ah as in you've seen a faceless one and we all need to run away.
Ah as in I understand now... I think but I like saying Ah...
I take it as no one is going to answer me... ah well...
*sits in corner alone*
I have no sense of humor... it's not my fault...
lol i once ate a peanut butter and banana sandwich... its not that bad..
Really, I have a sense of humor?
What did you ask Dragona?
Who knows about the 'secret', well what was?
we are going somewere called Dunford and i have no idea were that is. i might aswell check it on google maps...
dragona people do care and i guess that everyone here knows the secret...
I don't like peanut butter and I don't like bananas so I that sounds pretty disgusting, but once me and my friend were making pizza and just for the funnzies I out strawberries and bananas on mine.
I know the secret
True... most people know except Nicolette...
put not out. Evil typos.
Ah yes but Nicolette is gone.
Bing
lol i like nuts and i never tried peanuts...aparantly its buttery and i dont like butter... but it does taste alright i guess....i like bananas and bread :D
Ah well... I'm not bothered who knows now... as long as no one ever mentions it...
D: dunford is in the middle of nowere...
I once ate an entire spoonful of butter on it's own, I nearly threw up.
Florence... read this before you go in 5 minuites...
Florence... tonight I will try and stop the dreams... I cannot control them but I will try my best... hopefully it will work because it's not just embarassing for you, y'know?
Dragona you've said that like 4 times
I know but no one has answered...
erm sorry but im ill..i'll be on tomorow early like today...ill try to come on at 7:00 but i probably wont wake up then...i will also be back around 5 or 4 depends how the concert goes :D
Ok... I might be on at about 8:00 tomorrow morning and maybe earlier... but probably not...
Good luck with the concert Flo.
i thought it was 3 times... well i will now say thanx for trying :)
Yeh good luck...
WTF DARKANE?
See how many words you can find in that.
thanx i will need and we are all techniacally ill so im not sure if we will actually play....i just got a text from the lead singer that he wont be able to sing at all this week...
*sigh*
thats the schedule messed up..we might try and do karaoke but only if the guitars are alright...
Kallista... there is no need to do that...
i found snak :D
kallsita dont do that..we will all probably forget in like 2 years..
Bye Florence...
IM STILL HERE I DIDNT GO YET!!! i will try and say bye... its only when im not talking for ages thats when...
Lol 2 years... but some of us have photographic memories...
Ah...
DON'T SAY A WORD DARKANE, OR YOU KALLISTA ABOUT MY AH...ing...
ah
*gets all serious*
it will scar us for life then....
*is all happy again*
Yes... it probably will...
Florence you have picked up on my Ah...ing... my Ah... same as my Lolage... they're my trademark words... THEY'RE COPYRIGHTED!
i remember when i was walking around in year 7 with my time table out trying to find the right classroom.....i missed half a lesson and i wondered into the wrong room 6 times...funny
Must not comment on Ah...................... must...... not........... comment................ STOP SAYING AH!
I was talking about my Ah... Kallista.
i write "ah" all the time on facebook and "lolage" i think i used once... (there i put it in speech marks to show it not mine so i dont get accused of plagerising again) i cant spell that...
I haven't got a sense of humor...
i have a sense of violence i walled someone today!
*raises eyebrow at Kallista*
no, not just ah, it needs to be 'Ah...' that is my trademark... and so is 'Lolage'
I have a sense of violence, I didn't wall anyone because I avoid people but all my friends think I'm violent.
*rolls eyes* whatever
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